/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

shombie

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1757554823275155812

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>69361028

[Anonymous No.]

I lvoe her

[Anonymous No.]

tied for worst vtuber with mari and luna

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, a thread is up
I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH AAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

nevermind dokibird is easily the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422295
>>69422381
Jesse

[Anonymous No.]

I get read pretty consistently nowadays, it seems silly to have worried about it so much before
I'm still really happy whenever I get read and when she laughs from it though

[Anonymous No.]

shontoes

[Anonymous No.]

/shon/ has fallen
We will be a dead thread until next week
Also that anon did NOT divorce, fibber

[Anonymous No.]

Was she right about women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422782
Which part

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422782
she's right about herself

[Anonymous No.]

Slow thread... Shondo please... Anything...

[Anonymous No.]

We don’t have anything to talk about anymore. Every combination of words has been played out. The atoms don’t form us anymore: us, our love, our unborn daughters…

[Anonymous No.]

I love my brainless wife

[Anonymous No.]

Uuuuu i can't... I need shondo... Uuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

Cute resub message, I'm too shy to say it though

[Anonymous No.]

valentines day seggs with wife in loveho
https://files.catbox.moe/o7j0a1.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424496
Party time

[Anonymous No.]

Twitch ate his resub message and he'll never know

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424747
Fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424747
wait what? how do you know?

[Anonymous No.]

I think shondo SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424747
I want to believe twitch ate my last resub and she didn’t just ignore it. I guess I’ll find out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425757
You'd be wrong, she's the greatest

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425788
Bring it up to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425757
Oh yeah? well you swallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424496
diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

am I the only one who likes the same things she does so if she ever checks my likes she can see ive been stalking her

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69426706
You do understand she only checks the profiles of people she finds interesting right, copying her every move isn't particularly interesting anon. Get a hobby and you're more likely to attract her attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>69426799
like shitposting on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69426706
I like what she likes just to have the same timeline and think hmmm I bet Shondo would like this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>69426836
Yes, screenshot all your posts here and post them on twitter and make sure you keep count of all your (you)'s

[Anonymous No.]

FallenShadow double sneeze. Double strands of snot. Over her lips, chin and onto her shirt. Tries to sniff it back up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69426799
she has outright stated multiple times that she prefers it when people have their own interests etc rather than just mirroring everything she does, but people with a groomer's mindset can't comprehend this because they don't have a personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69427152
she only minds if she notices
interesting people do not watch her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69427136
I love her sneezes
She didn't sneeze last stream
Fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69427152
Doesn't change the fact that she's more likely to stalk people with the same interests as her like BA players.

[Anonymous No.]

If I post all the shondo sex audios to twitter with the correct videos to go along with them will she see them, will she start stalking me after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69427432
Maybe, wouldn't bet on it, but it's possible
It's also possible(and more likely) that she'd avoid your account

[Anonymous No.]

>>69427152
I think most peoples interests are just boring to her

[Anonymous No.]

For those of you that know, what would you do if shondo did a stream like this. Personally it would make me feral, she would hook me for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69427334
you're actually coping. what makes you think she'd remember you more if you're just one of tens of thousands of people in her community playing BA compared to someone who is doing something cool and unique and is posting about it on twitter? are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo loves me and I love shondo

[Anonymous No.]

for the last 12 hours I have been thinking about fingering Shondo’s belly button like a laptop trackpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>69428783
Her talking about fingering her bellybutton made me aroused. Am I weird?

[Anonymous No.]

Made me want to circumcise her belly button

[Anonymous No.]

>>69428516
I don't know. I don't think she would be interesting on going trough my likes and tweets. She probably wouldn't understand a thing about the stuff I interact on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

if she ignores me again today I'm darksoulsing myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429329
Unironically just chat more, it really is that simple
Well, chat more and better

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429722
She has slowly read more and more of my chats per stream. I'm up to 4-5 read per stream now and it's weirdly consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about the shorb nonstop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429329
She ignored me yesterday but I chatted less than usual and I was feeling retarded. I'll try to step up my game today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429795
I'm in the same boat anon, it really was that simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429798
I want to put the shorb in my mouth and hold it there like a squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429795 (me)
although I haven't really increased my post count that much, i pretty much always sit around 100 per stream
I suppose familiarity anon was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>69429998
you need to be a 2k chad for her to notice it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430097
You perhaps cannot read

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430223
you're schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>Made a joke in her stream
>Got banned

well FUCK you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430584
You're not him anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430738
dewd wins again

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430584
Never happened yesterday
He got timed out for 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430852
>>69430491
>>69430097
I want esl to leave, your posts aren't up to par.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431449
esl own this shit

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that its canon shondo lore that she stopped coming to /vt/ because it was overrun by ESL and bitter women

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431773
so she actually hates me?.... i thought i was a favourite...

[Anonymous No.]

I do think its funny when the guy got banned the two pedos spammed syadouFriend and yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431927
she doesnt have the attention span or malice to hate any of us, just don't act like an ESL anon (or an anon in general) around her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431949
>Shondo I agree with him you should tell us about you sisters boobs
I wonder why they didn't say that

[Anonymous No.]

is project zomboid going to be a fun game it looks like it's kind of slow and not very entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432442
Its the sims with zombies, it's as fun as the person can make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431949
He didn't get banned why are you guys spreading misinformation
It said timed out for 14400 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432442
I really hope it doesn't filter her so early. playing it alone and not knowing what to do is very very hard

[Anonymous No.]

he got timed out for the rest of the stream and she didnt even hold any grudges cause she read his dono/sub message i forgor like any other

[Anonymous No.]

he deserved a ban just for talking about a girl other than shondo, though

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for preparing me for cringe when I watch yesterday's vod tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432428
Because they're a couple of shaking cat emojis

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo wets herself almost every day and frequently wets the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432826
hot i want her to pee on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432826
i cant believe im so jealous of a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432826
This is the real reason we had separate beds
The only reason it changed is because she no longer cares if she pees on us

[Anonymous No.]

vt is being stretched to its limits and so is shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up with a shirt absolutely drenched in Shondo drool. So wet it looks like I've just got out of the pool.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not care for vt outside of shon
I do not care for vtubers outside of shondo
I do not care for women outside of my wife(romantically)
Simple as that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433061
>>69432914
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433061
based on all accounts, remember that shondo expects no less from her husbands as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432442
I've tried it with a friend and as the other Anon said, we had no fucking clue what we were doing and stopped after two attempts at playing it. I've enjoyed watching it but that's when the person playing already knows everything about the game, I don't have high hopes for this stream from a gameplay perspective

[Anonymous No.]

stream will probably suck, she'll realize she can't play the game without doing a lot of research or accepting a lot of backseating so she'll just scream constantly for clip farming instead

[Anonymous No.]

I do not care about shondos personal life. Her worth to me is measured in how much attention she gives me. Her purpose is to make me feel good about myself. If she can't deliver on that I don't care what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433402
based and fleecepilled

[Anonymous No.]

I one hand I like when chat guides her through things she doesn't know and watching her learn, on the other hand she should have asked saru to teach her how to play the game off stream because there's a lot and chat will probably give her wrong info

[Anonymous No.]

how is it even possible to be this much of a hypocrite? i don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433519
I will tell her wrong information but not on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433572
Saving face, unironically
He also didn't say anything during the groomed 13 year old scene, only neosky sent a syadouSob

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn lie on top of Shondo and grunt for a few minutes then get off and buy her things

[Anonymous No.]

Today will be another slow day, i won't be able to start typing until like 2-3 hours into the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433827
good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433827
but that's exactly what I did do nearly 4 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433874
You are me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433971
So i am

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes i think about the fan meetup she had back in the day. does anyone know who the 2 shoggas she met up with are? are they still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434006
no or else she would be lying about not having friends before nina and she never lies :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434006
Yeah, it was me and also me, you were there too, remember? We're still around

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434083
viewers aren't friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434006
If i could go back in time to any point it would be to that moment

[Anonymous No.]

>he didnt go to the shondo spitroast

[Anonymous No.]

>>69433575
I told her wrong info on purpose multiple times and she fell for it

[Anonymous No.]

Someone was posting yesterday and they said my posts were upsetting them and making them sad. Honestly i'm sorry, I don't know what else to say i'm not good at this sorta thing. I hope you can forgive me, my posts are meant as jokes but sometimes I forget a lot of mentally retarded people browse these threads and I have to remember to take that into account. I wont make any more studio/otter posts from this point on

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431773
no you dont understand she is here she said the thing

[Anonymous No.]

Studio

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434534
the ukrainian one :syadouThink:

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434534
FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434534
NOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434534
what does this even mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434709
some faggot teasing shoggers about her new alt

[Anonymous No.]

oink

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434709
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>sainsburys
too good for asda huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434709
The guy that started it said it meant nothing
>>69434769
SHUT UP, it's cute... SadCat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434505
during the moviethon she said "you little deviant" after the thread called her the exact same thing
there are no coincidences

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434991
They don't have asda within an hour drive of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435023
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435023
Schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

do people really not know Studio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434991
When you live somewhere with limited choices you shop at whichever local store’s bigger
My local aldi is fucking tiny and has nothing so I order tesco because they actually have things

[Anonymous No.]

Shes directly replied to me in the thread before, if you guys can't tell when she posts you need to pay more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

She should have waited for today to do the dono reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435163
enlighten us

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435227
no, i'd rather see PZ than la noire

[Anonymous No.]

is this game actually good or is she playing garbage games her friends play again

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435248
bana

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435301
it's a good game but iut's kind of up to the player to make it an interesting playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435301
it's a bit acoustic to get into but it isn't terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>69434991
You have asda superstores? I think the biggest asda I’ve seen was the size of a big tesco express, it’s tesco and sainsburys that have the superstores, sometimes morrisons but they suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435301
For shondo that can make stories out of nothing this is a hidden goldmine of a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435184

[Anonymous No.]

no way... its real ft is a model https://www.instagram.com/bana__studio/p/B2BrIwUCdq6/

[Anonymous No.]

35-50 minutes until wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435541
now you know why he doesn't stream for days on end, he is in poland

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435541
Real

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435184
She directly replied to my post on stream one time. That was really creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435687
I've had conversations with shondo during the marashon... I still get goosebumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435687
please take your medication

[Anonymous No.]

i have conversations with shondo every day, you dont?

[Anonymous No.]

>there is a non zero chance Shondo has called you retarded for a shitpost
>there is a non zero chance you’ve called Shondo a racial slur ITT
I love this timeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435887
Tulpas and delusions don't count anon

[Anonymous No.]

shondo likes all my posts here

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435933
She's called me retarded on stream and I've caller her slurs on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436036
<3

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have audio of shon's heartbeat with breathing?

[Anonymous No.]

one day it wont be a delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436111
I could do within 5 minutes but so could you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436111
watch asmr

[Anonymous No.]

if you're not having hours of conversation with shondo every night then you're simply not delusionmaxxing hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436088
CALLED*
I'm killing myself

[Anonymous No.]

This is how I be all up in Shondo’s navel
https://files.catbox.moe/a6tgc8.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436264
tasting the shorb...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436264
someone needs to tell this guy to take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436264
Anon, I'm eating, for god's sake
Kek nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436264
what a king, mad respect
reminds me of brolylegs, he plays fighting games with his tongue aswell and he is super good

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized I've donated over $1200 to this girl not including merch

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she does a new daki merch run soon... I regret not getting one

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436628
She still has leftovers. Wait for the next batch, she should put those for sale near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436672
I already have 2 but I'll try to steal one so someone else cant have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69435933
I'm 80% sure I once called her a retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436747
Fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

Would shondo be a gf to give head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436520
it only gets worse when you start to think of the shit she uses that money for. i try my best to rid my mind of those thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436909
a gf? get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436802
nah she'll make sure the important people who missed out like me get them, no need to worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437061
>he didn't get his postcard signed on stream
is shover for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437190
that's right, she'll do it for me in private ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436909
>gf to give head
how tight can you grip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437190
fuck you jimbob

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437350
kek thats actually me

[Anonymous No.]

Perhaps today will be a good day Smile

[Anonymous No.]

tuffnar won.

[Anonymous No.]

tuffnarr won

[Anonymous No.]

You are all faggots

[Anonymous No.]

anyone know which stream shondo talked about sitting together with you at the mall and ogling other women? she referenced it again last stream so I want to revisit it again.

[Anonymous No.]

having = sex
fun = me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436520
over $2.5k here including merch
I would have spent it on gacha or something instead so it is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436909
she is a wife who bites

[Anonymous No.]

at least she picked a theme for the next asmr

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1759275283721469995
Wish shondo would develop this kind of autism for a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437923
its in her grans teeth now

[Anonymous No.]

welp someone's gotta give her 2k so I can enjoy her for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437612
unprompted love

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437983
she has
its called blue archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437843
>>69437841
that fag won't make it to febuary. can't wait for him to slip up and get his perma. mods already have a list on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438154
shogga... february is almost over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438219
>how do memes work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438249
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438219
:tf:

[Anonymous No.]

collecting shondos drool in a bottle and using it on your breakfast cereal

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with this fag today? If he talks like this to my wife again I'll bury him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438601
bapy please relax...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438600
using it as lube for when i masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438601
bapy get lost, this is what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438601
his 4th personality is taking over

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438601
He's a goofball :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438601
can you please not screenshot your own messages and post it here
fucking cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438601
he has privated his steam account now so people can't see that he's friends with ft lol. he thinks he's untouchable now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438711
syadouYay in chat right now
>>69438794
that one wasn't me but it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>69437868
one of the marashons

[Anonymous No.]

imagine shondo cleaning your ears and whispering sweet nothings to you while she gives you a lap pillow only for her to tell you to look up and she dribbles all over your face like a bird feeding its chick

[Anonymous No.]

remember the days she used to pause the stream just to wait for one person to come back because that was an act of love?
i miss those days

[Anonymous No.]

>lil_ruffian_666: Rawr

[Anonymous No.]

what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438913
lurk moar or fuck off tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438913
Fuck off lil ruffian

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438913
I don't like that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438913
>dont be sexual (unless you're a favourite)
>we're married forever (unless you aren't a favourite)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438913
to be extra sexual and that she requires correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438913
>can't be gay with the bros
It's so shover. Why can't she just let guys be dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>3
who? it should be 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439093
she's not including him

[Anonymous No.]

gender politics already
today will be shit, goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

>touch averse
>walks everywhere holding hands with critter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439173
>>69439211
niseness be damned, I think you should neck yourself immediately <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439173
>politics
What
>>69439211
Are you a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>BA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME

[Anonymous No.]

Don't notice things.

[Anonymous No.]

My headphones are fucked, i barely hear her due to background noise
It's fucking over, i might have to entirely miss out on the first few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439486
thats not your headphones thats just her shitty audio mixing

[Anonymous No.]

Today is going to be a great day I can feel it. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69438802
friends list was always private

[Anonymous No.]

lol based

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439533
My headphones are fucked on top of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439644
>he doesn't know about da klub

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439644
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439644
i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>how much is fuel
>uh idk
then how can you make that calculation? youre not using a whole fucking gallon on a grocery trip anyhow unless you live in a grocery desert

[Anonymous No.]

no way delivery is less expensive. certainly more convenient though. it depends how much you value that convenience. and relying on some uncaring worker who hates his job to pick out your produce for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439644
valid question, she went to sleep early too

[Anonymous No.]

its more expensive for her because she would need to pay a bus fare, if you drive it isn't more expensive unless you were somewhere extremely rural

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439781
Anon it takes her 3 hours to get to the store
New fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439692
you need to stop saying that

[Anonymous No.]

i simply don't care about this hearing loop again shondo, i'm going to play video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439864
she never talked about this before anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439860
>falling for this fib

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439860
find a closer fucking store then, she lives in a fucking farming area theres no reason she cant get fresh produce nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439902
she's about to timeloop the design difference between old and new cars again, just you wait

[Anonymous No.]

>forest elder used to drive safely and puts his hand over me
>forest elder used to speed all the time
>forest elder used to drive over the hill to get airtime with me in the car
once again she can't keep her story straight

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>high end
syadouClueless

[Anonymous No.]

I have often considered lying down and having Shondo walk her bare feet up and down my back to get it crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439920
anon they live off of canned/processed frozen shit for some fucking reason

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOD SHE'S SO CLUELESS ABOUT HOW THE WORLD WORKS IT'S HURTING MY BRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439862
>he doesn't want shondo to be social
Why do you hate your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69439969
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440024
It's a bit painful.
Not as bad as the talk about taxes yet

[Anonymous No.]

For any new shoggas here today, of which there seem to be many
when she talks about the outside world, you mute
save yourself the headache and let the mass chat with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440024
It's cute so I don't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440022
my head hurts

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, disabled people get all the perks. I wish I was physically disabled. I'm already mentally disabled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440024
everything she's saying is right though

[Anonymous No.]

H~Hi Shondo,,, ~*blush*~ I-I hope t-that you have a g-great day.... -your secret incel

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440142
we know that, dewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440142
being retarded is based

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S SO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440164
pay attention to the stream chat not this thread shondo

[Anonymous No.]

why does a loli from the UK talk with an american accent

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please reply to that message in chat about his mother breaking down so she sees it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440142
There are ways you could break your legs so they never heal properly.

[Anonymous No.]

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440164
leasing a car isn't some incredible loophole anon, it's how everyone gets cars these days because nobody can afford them new anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440188
I'm wise to your tricks, whore. I only love my wife, my sister, my mom, and my grandma. I hate all other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440336
Newfag or bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440024
she isn't kidding when she says you would have to do everything for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440463
Like I said yesterday, we would need separate cabins not separate beds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440336
she is american and moved to the UK, ask her about it in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440386
It is a bit cute hearing how FE can cut through the fabric of space and time to lease a car with government assistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440386
it was her wording she didnt mean a literal loophole she meant the government makes you jump through hoops to get the car from them

[Anonymous No.]

Time goes by so slow when my audio SUCKS and I can't CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440579
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440761
time to buy proper headphones shogga
get some dt770's

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440579
STOP NOTICING I'M PANICKING

[Anonymous No.]

doing anything normal is probably very impressive to her
>>69440806
>770s
syadouClueless

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440806
My apologies, i said headphones, but they're actually earphones

[Anonymous No.]

im really tired today and only woke up 2 hours ago its over

[Anonymous No.]

im jobbing......

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440864
POWER THROUGH SHOGGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440919
thank you for the reality check job anon anytime i see you posts I know i'm in the correct place and this is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440463
average woman

[Anonymous No.]

>bones are grackling

[Anonymous No.]

Did the price of headpats go down? I haven't looked at redeems in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

She's so fucking cute, god fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440850
ok idk anything about in-ears, could ask in /iemg/ on /g/ for some proper recs

[Anonymous No.]

brains are full of poop today I can't think properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440806
dt770s are a joke
>>69440850
get truthear hexas

[Anonymous No.]

wonder if she'll ever play death road to canada

[Anonymous No.]

I love my zoomer wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441248
that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441165
anonchama... people mean the 80ohm version when theyre talking about dt770's

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421975
great.......... collabs... aka (You) weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>solo collab with lily begger
cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440919
Me too, just not feeling it (on my end)

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is the thing in the corner has she ever discussed this

[Anonymous No.]

lily is a man, a disgusting man.

>>69441347

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441373
Anon youre just posting the lower right of her screen, that is the bottom of a tree and some grass

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441373
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441373
ask her about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441373
???? what do you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441373
Yes watch the chill no game stream she did a while back, that's when it shows up
I'm tired of the 5 isn't real thing

[Anonymous No.]

wtf kind of fake zoomer ailment is sleep paralysis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441296
not sure where you got that from but no headphones measure like that and they'd sound like absolute garbage if they did. maybe learn about the harman curve and stop pretending you know anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441488
seems to be mostly an american thing, I think they're lying mostly

[Anonymous No.]

I want to yank the ribbons

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441572
like unwrapping a present that makes cute noises

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S SO PRECIOUS GOD DAMN IT
AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

you will never protect shondo from her hallucinated problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441512
idk i just googled frequency response and grabbed the first result

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441488
>>69441523
Julius Caesar suffered from sleep paralysis fucking morons

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441650
sure he did anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441650
thats because he had neurological problems and seizures

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441640
i will :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441650
and I suppose you were there to see this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441650
you're getting baited

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441640
you will never protect shondo from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441650
"Suffered from" implies it had a tangible effect on his life, unlike what our dearest wife is describing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441512
just take the headphones with flattest curve you can find and slap a analog equalizer with your preferences on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441734
grrrr no you wont grrr
>>69441776
hi mr spider

[Anonymous No.]

I need to get as strong as the hero described in the song "i need a hero" which she sang 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

what would it feel like to have shondo in our lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441891
if you've ever had anyone sit on your lap then I imagine it would be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441891
Blissful

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441933
yeah but im assuming shondo is particularly stinky though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441891
warmth if you wrap your arms around her
most of you shoggas would tear up if she hugged back

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the reason for her nightmares. I want to be the reason she can't sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441891
bony and wholesome with an overwhelming fragrance of coconut

[Anonymous No.]

I love the way she says sphynx

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441891
very nice, erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>69441891
>>69441933
Like this, but bonier

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442010
I would cry, but i cry in general when thinking about how much I love her anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442056
SPHINX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442056
spinks

[Anonymous No.]

spinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442141
Men shouldn't cry

[Anonymous No.]

I'm killing myself

[Anonymous No.]

making even more excuses for FT

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of build do you think FT is playing? is he a dexfag or a strengthchad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442203
men can cry when their parents die and when theyre alone
and also when theyre in the comforting arms of their imotouwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442245
I'm guessing dex or mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442203
But I'm goated, i can cry if I feel like it(literally, i can cry on command)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442245
strengthchad I hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442245
even worse, int spell spammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442245
dex sorcerer for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442319
he didnt beat the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442141
men don't cry
>>69442270
why cry? it solves nothing, it doesn't bring your parents back to life, you're just reveling in your weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442270
Not when they are alone, it's self indulgent.

[Anonymous No.]

her taste in games is infinitely worse than FT, she only voluntarily plays shit like Blue Archive and Block Puzzle

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll never play elden ring it isn't for me and it's too long for me
>FT: i played elden ring by the way, good game
>yes my little big bro anything you say long live the bloodline

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442364
it felt weirder not crying, like I'm some kind of husk

[Anonymous No.]

elden ring is a good game but she wont be able to finish it for like an entire year

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442203
I'm frequently moved to tears anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm comfortable enough to cry, i do whatever I want
If I feel like crying while my wife tells me a heartfelt message then I'll cry

[Anonymous No.]

>kingdom come
this would filter her so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442419
the circular inbred bloodline

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442364
when you're singing hymns with your family in honor of your lost ones you can cry, you dont need to act like a stoic autist the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

neosky really just copies anyone's chat even if it's blatantly wrong

[Anonymous No.]

lets hope gta 6 sucks

[Anonymous No.]

I am easily moved to tears when reading or watching sad stories
I get immersed easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442563
game is so clunky but a bit fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442419
tuffnar is going to shape the future through ft so you better be nice to him so you can get your suggestions in

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442609
He should copy mine (I'm not chatting)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442419
She'll never playing Sekiro because FT told her she won't like it. Pretty fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442730
He's right though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442646
for me its music

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442730
Her hands couldnt handle sekiro unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442730
>non weeb told her she won't like a weeb game
fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442203
i cry every day anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442730
there's no way she could handle the parry system with her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442767
That too, but mostly because I am autistic and imagine scenarios for songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442828
neosky stop stealing my posts here too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442364
>erm akshually the science says it's not strictly logical to cry, you should just not do it even if your entire family dies
shut up you monumental faggot

[Anonymous No.]

i want to take care of everything for shondo and listen to her heap praise on me for being a functional adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442871
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442871
hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442882
>emotional over an anon post
you are a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442791
she doesnt like history or folkore though, only cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442779
>>69442828
are you saying our wife has tiny baby hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shondo hides your keys and watches the anger building up within you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443015
Wife generally has good taste and priorities (gatcha games aside).

[Anonymous No.]

Okay now orange is copying a joke dewd made months ago, there is no originality left...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443070
lurk longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443070
12 cm newfag chama

[Anonymous No.]

fucking lily hearing a collab is coming up and decides to beg in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443070
she has small hands and mobility issues

[Anonymous No.]

im disgusted by this literal male homosexual faggot tranny piece of shit lilytroonkins needs to get the fuck out of here now

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be the one shondo relies on to beat the complicated bosses in games because her fingies aren't good enough but then i cant beat the boss either and she makes fun of me for it while laughing at me

[Anonymous No.]

She's so sweet...

[Anonymous No.]

is lily is trans... how can wifey be based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442779
>>69442828
Skill issue, she should get over it. And she needs to start playing games with keyboard and mouse. It's painful to watch her play Doom with a controller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443204
>>69443341
never forget that Shondo collabed with "Lily"
https://files.catbox.moe/81nwwg.png

[Anonymous No.]

If i was able to chat she would have heard my opposing opinion about tapioca boba

[Anonymous No.]

haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443366
sekiro or other souls game with keyboard and mouse is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443341
>>69443375
very big mistakes were made. very big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443439
why cant you chat

[Anonymous No.]

she'll never do that for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443539
She did it for me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442156
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443485
I don't want to log in on phone because I'm highly autistic

[Anonymous No.]

take the hint shoposter

[Anonymous No.]

She's so good at apologising

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443463
I'm not saying that she should play Sekiro with a keyboard and mouse. I'm saying she should start playing games that are made for keyboard and mouse the proper way and get over her skill issue with her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

wait she can see your email address and name on paypal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443554
pay more attention to the stream somnium

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443711
yes

[Anonymous No.]

why is her crying and kissing me turning me on

[Anonymous No.]

>60-100 years to live
>digi at -1 year

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443652
But i want to man handle him

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443711
>shondo knows my ancient and embarrassing email
nyooooooooooooooooo its over for me

[Anonymous No.]

>"virgin" wife gives you an STD
a tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.]

im hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443844
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443844
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my fucking god I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443844
She was born with cooties because shadowmama had them IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443844
HOLY

[Anonymous No.]

im too retarded to come up with something as sweet as that for my anniversary message
its over for me

[Anonymous No.]

>i know you can do it
>...
>all of you
it's funny when she realizes that she gives too much attention to someone mid sentence and pivots like that

[Anonymous No.]

>you can do it
I CAN do it

[Anonymous No.]

i know i can win

[Anonymous No.]

are shondniggers the least horny fanbase on vt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444043
my emails are working

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444043
Take your meds for once, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443790
nta, but my email is my name, which is a unique ID on the internet.
Not sure how I feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444175

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444043
Retard. She didn't include herself, she doesn't think she's gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444175
I'm get horny everytime I think about my wife and that's all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I was listening to an audio recording of a woman crying for 30 minutes
can someone give me a quick rundown on what's been said so far

[Anonymous No.]

the winner returneth

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444317
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444175
Unironically yes, we have two shontoes anons and it always feels forced when they bring it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444272
Nta
Shogga you didn't even listen to her
She said if she can do it so can we

[Anonymous No.]

>Grackle gets a whole segment dedicated to him
So this is the power of manipulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444403
>manipulation
It's called grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

She's always cute but today she has been REALLY cute. Shoggers being kind to her. It's been pure kino since the marashon. Glad she's been in high spirits lately, even if she's been eepy I love this girl! I love her so much! I want to give her a hug and hold her hand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444454
Which is a form of manipulation esl tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444175
im constantly horny for my wife but dont post my fantasies here because thats kinda gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444403
Just the power of 5k bits and a fancy message, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444525
if you did the same you wouldn't get the treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444570
You are correct, she wouldn't even read my comment and no one in chat would care either

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444460
I don't like it, she feels like a special ED teacher not a wife. I feel like I'm being condescended to, pngtuber Shadow was more genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

time to start fleshposting my hands

[Anonymous No.]

Henry Cavill bros... she likes hands

[Anonymous No.]

i hairless femboy hands.... its over for me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444614
Yeah, it's a bit much for my taste. I want a wife, not a smooching life coach.

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

whore

[Anonymous No.]

Has she seen your hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>I've got fucked up looking double jointed thumbs
its shover for me

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck does she want from me
i start working out and she tells me to become fat
now she wants my hot sexy muscular veiny body
what will it be tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

bzzzzz
*sucks in drool*
bzzz
bzzzzzzz
*sucks in drool*
bzzzzzzzzzz
*sucks in drool*
bzzz
bzzzzzzzz
bzzzzzz
*sucks in drool*
*sucks in drool*

[Anonymous No.]

she is so fucking moist rn being heterosexual

[Anonymous No.]

time to max out on bicep and wrist curls

[Anonymous No.]

>tells us to moisturize
>likes rough man hands
women

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444862
Thankfully I've been training the coomer physique for decades

[Anonymous No.]

whose message made her that horny? i was afk for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444803
She'd like it more since it's freakier

[Anonymous No.]

So he's threatening to kill shoggers with those weak pathetic hands? I can kill him with one punch

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444840

[Anonymous No.]

At least someone appreciate my draugr looking hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444914
I think it was me probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444923
KEK
It's okay baby, it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444923
he is a dex build, not str, hes going to stab you with a stiletto

[Anonymous No.]

my hands are too soft I need to workmaxx

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444923
anon he's literally underaged, what do you want from him other than suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444923
LMAO I bet he has a small PP i can't take him seriously now that I know this

[Anonymous No.]

brb going into the woods to lift rocks for a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445008
a Stiletto heel

[Anonymous No.]

my hands are 16.5, no callusses, no scars, no veins peeking through unless i do something physical :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>69444923
toppest kek

[Anonymous No.]

I work out 6 times per week and my hands are still soft
then again I wear gloves exactly because I don't want callouses

[Anonymous No.]

She's been silly 2 streams in a row! Woah!

[Anonymous No.]

okay bapy that was a good comment its a shame she didnt read it. i'll let you make 1 (one) threat for free and not make fun of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445132
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445132
pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445146
she got with Orange irl and he makes her the happiest girl in the world

[Anonymous No.]

big rough hands is a thing of the past. manual labor for decades makes them like that. nobody who sits at their computer watching vtubers all day is gonna have the hands she's looking for. she's once again fetishizing her grandfather

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445132
>I wear gloves
so you can give your bf a silky smooth handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445194
no....

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445198
my dad has huge hands because he worked in a field since he was like 6 until he was 20
My hands are like half his size

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445194
i unironically think something like this has happened
not with orange or anyone from her community but something has happened 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445251
>not with orange
He's the most likely candidate.

[Anonymous No.]

ren...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445251
shes on the emotional high of the marashon and following streams and read all the gosling posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445222
>>69445183
>>69445166
whats your bench press bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445198
It's not quite true. I do no physical labour at all, and I have fairly rugged hands.

[Anonymous No.]

girls like soft hands, only men delude themselves into thinking fucked up hands are cool or hot
you would know this if you weren't a pussy faggot

[Anonymous No.]

My hands are about 19-20 cm, am I good?
They're pretty veiny, not really battered or anything, but i got a couple scars here and there
>>69445251
Fucking cuck faggot, it's us. We made her this happy

[Anonymous No.]

What's her opinion on very veiny arms. I have been called gross by girls because of how my viens look (my bf isn't even that low I just have very visible veins)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445333
275 lbs for 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445358
if just being with us could make her this happy then she would've been happy for the last 8 years
it's not us

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445335
t. pussy faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445358
>Fucking cuck faggot, it's us. We made her this happy
how could we make her happy? were losers every last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445251
I think she's eating enough that her hormones are working, and she's in the good part of her cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445198
Most of us who do blue collar jobs nowadays (specifically heavy factory work) have to use protective gear and gloves so thanks to that my hands aren't as rough as they used to be back when i worked with cinder blocks

[Anonymous No.]

last for whore arc

[Anonymous No.]

based wifey

[Anonymous No.]

I have soft hands. It is our distance from the life of toil that makes us...noble.

[Anonymous No.]

ever since i joined she's been inclining so im going to claim this as my doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445375
it's because I started watching her recently, sorry you weren't enough for her bro but I'll keep making her happy for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445375
Okay, you're right.
It's me, i made her happy
I've been chatting a lot lately and interacting with her a lot
I made her laugh a lot
I'm making her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69445335
quiet woman