/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Which holos would make a great mother?

The correct answer is Fauna would make the best mother followed by Kiara and then Nerissa (probably) in En and Lui in JP followed by Mio and the Korone.
In ID, probably Iofi, idk. I don't watch ID much.

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously assuming her being a vegan is kayfabe, because if not she would be objectively the worst mother of them all. The babies would come out anemic and with down's syndrome.

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>>69411818
Are you retarded?
Vegetarians(not vegans) live a much much healthier life as supposed to Non-vegetarians.
Also, she isn't passing her way of thoughts to her children

[Anonymous No.]

My money's on Kiara. People say Bae but after her most recent cooking stream I'm not too sure.

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>>69411917
>Vegetarians(not vegans) live a much much healthier life as supposed to Non-vegetarians.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
retard
>>69411737
why is there no bae and why are irys and mumei the mommies and not the kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
i don't know the best but the worst is 100% Kronii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Kiara
>>69412116
NTS but throwing zoomer buzz words doesn't make you right.
A proper vegetarian diet consisting of eggs, milk and other dairy products with natural plant protein moggs everything. As through out the history of man kind we have been omnivores and not carnivores like retards like to belive(and most of the times had to resort to eating plants and fruits for months before a successful hunt)
There is a reason the Gladiators were vegetarians.
That being said, I am too addicted to eating beacon.
Vegetarians tend to consume less saturated fat and cholesterol and more vitamins C and E, dietary fiber, folic acid, potassium, magnesium, and phytochemicals.
But again, focus on the term vegetarian and not vegan

[Anonymous No.]

all of the ID streamed last saturday night...except moona

you know why that is,

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Nerissa has such a strong desire to be a mother that she can't even keep it off stream. She has a pretty nurturing attitude too, it's just covered up when she remembers that her core audience isn't actually children and steers back into teasing them.
She also has a family history of baby factories, which both hints at her own inclination and means she can lean on her own mother and older sisters for sage advice. 100% the top in EN and a solid contender overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Kiara is the most motherly EN. That's part of why she makes the sisters seethe. She reminds them of their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69412350
gladiators were literal slaves

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS would be a cool mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411818
>t. had a vegan mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411917
XD

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa has to be in the discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413585
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
>Bae
>Proclaimed motherwife by Mumei
>Missing from OP image
But yeah my answer is Bae, I could type paragraphs upon paragraphs on why she would make a great mother and wife with references

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413585
BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413585
>>69413651
>>69413673
No need to samefag niggerqueer subhuman
You have to consume pills with god knows what to survive in your faggotry diet, in what possible scenario could that be good for a fetus?

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>>69413802
>t. has a vegan mother
nice seethe though, you might need to take a break from the board lil' timmy.

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>>69413690
>Bae
>mother
Newfag, do you even watch Bae?
She herself stated she doesn't want to have children in life.
So how can one be a good mother if they don't want children is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413950
>Calling me a newfag when he's a clipwatcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413980
>muh, you are a clip watcher
Do newfags really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413980
>actual newfag seething
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413950
mate, she wont have a choice when I'm done with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413690
Besides cooking and doing laundry(which literally every JP and most Ens do), Bae doesn't have any motherly qualities I feel. Fauna and Kiara are way better fit for that role

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413719
>>69413946
>be brown skin pojeet
>can't afford a meat diet
>see people genetically superior on the internet dunking on your garbage poverty dietary habits
>chimp the fuck out
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414010
>>69414047
>made him seethe so hard he had to respond to me twice
One day you will watch streams clipwatcher-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>69412494
So bae impregnated them all and they gave birth to advent?

[Anonymous No.]

I think that Mori would be a good girl mom. Kiara for the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414078
>Besides cooking and doing laundry(which literally every JP and most Ens do)
DYRBI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414089
>t. down syndrone due to vegan mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414089
Holy mother of seethe, are you okay sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414096
Keep seething newfag.
Unfortunately i am on incognito so I can't take a screenshot to prove how stupid you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414167
>>69414207
>brownfeet so mindbroken he replies twice

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>>69412350
You're not going to get through to him. There's a subsect of people that think eating redmeat daily is the only way to live. They're just as insufferable as vegans and surprise surprise, they're both american.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414249
If I were borwnfeet from SEA, why the fuck would I be a pajeet according to you and why would I defend Fauna against the likes of you fags??

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414249
oh it is you, i thought so. youre so retarded to drop the mask so quickly
hi :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414304
>fuck fdund
typical Canadian education at play

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414304
how much is that in real dollars? 10 bucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414301
He's prolly a drifter from /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414304
Oh of course it's a kekfeet thread, only he could hate his own kind so viciously
Pack it up folks, let him samefag for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414304
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414078
I'm not denying other EN's can't make good mothers but Bae takes care of actual child relatives, in fact just a week recently one of her relatives gave birth to a new kid and she plans to make a visit back to straya to see the infant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eEda3qDl4k&t=7036s

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>>69411737
Because she's always got my back

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>>69413802
You know there's a whole world of vegetable dishes other than boiled potatoes and assorted green salad right?

[Anonymous No.]

>[deleted]
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414219
Stupid can't prove others stupid

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>>69414089
>Shits on Fauna's diet and claims how her children will be affected by downsyndrome
>People give logical explanation how you are retarded
>projects
>insecure of Indians
I was able to achieve this body by having a vegetarian diet btw.
And I am the weakest Sapling

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414219
NTA
4chan still recognizes (You) in incognito, newfag-chama, all it does is wipe local data between sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
If that's really you then don't sell yourself short, most Saplings are balding fat manchildren. You are top 0.1%

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
This is not even remotely impressive you poojet

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415214
Wrong, i'd suck him,

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Meds
Unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Don't let fauna kayfabe fool you, she's still a brat at heart. Watching a couple sci-pop videos a week and reading a book doesn't qualify as motherly or mature. Her mannerisms are more a testament to her parents, but I wouldn't trust her with raising kids yet.
EN doesn't really have a real mommy type, couple of them def come off as a little baby crazy but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415205
Yeah I was obviously joking.
I still want to motivate all thr Saplings to hit the gym though and want them to be the best version of themselves
>>69415214
Sure burger kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415333
>Watching a couple sci-pop videos a week and reading a book doesn't qualify as motherly or mature.
This is retarded and idk why you would think that. I agree with the rest of your statement though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415333
Don't worry, I'll correct her

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>>69414686
I hate the way the jeets look but damn!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Faunna is going through pregnancy right now I bet. Can't find any other explanation for her latest streak of breaks and overall lack of engagement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411917
but Fauna is vegan, not a vegetarian.
Why did you start sperging out about vegetarian diet out of nowhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415778
the father? yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411818
Why would think that she'd raise her kids as vegans, retard? She feeds her cat meat everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415778
>Can't find any other explanation
Are you genuinely retarded or?

[Anonymous No.]

fauna can not and absolutely will not fathom the idea of being your friend, what makes you think she'll even pity the idea of being the mother of your children?
Plus she's vegan so the kid will be gay and taken by CPS for neglect and malnutrition

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416262
t.brown feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415797
Vegetarian and Vegan diet don't really differ all that much besides the inclusion of eggs and dairy products.
You could easily replace eggs with green peas and be just as good

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Kiara. Nobody else even comes close. She wouldn't accidentally kill her child AND she'd raise them well. All the other Holos would fail at one or both of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Choco, Aki, Azki, Mio, Botan, Shuba, Watame and Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

Why does every thread that merely mentions Fauna have so many antis? Was it always like this? or it did it get worse recently? I have legit seen a dozen Fauna bait threads with 100s of posts in the last couple of days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416390
Half the vegans I know eat fish too because 'they can't feel pain'

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416562
I don't know, but Fauna being a vegan really does disqualify her from being a proper mother. but to be fair 99% of Holos are disqualified from being a proper mother for a whole laundry list reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416562
I don't think was an anti thread.
Fauna would unironically make a good mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416690
>>69415948

[Anonymous No.]

We don't know how they interact with children. So you'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69412435
Like is one of her sisters just really fertile (twins/triplets) or just keeps getting knocked up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415214
Everyone look at this man and laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Any Hololive child would end up that baby from Trainspotting, except instead of neglect due to heroin addiction it would be neglect due to Palworld and browsing Tiktok

[Anonymous No.]

>nobody mentions Senchou
On purely the second hand mentions others have made while visiting her home and how much she takes care of everyone, who approaches her, I'd say she's a very safe bet.

Not to mention she being constantly horny is a plus for keeping a happy family together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
Based shoujo fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416983
So who's doing ass to ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415981
Why esle would she lie about the whole upgrading my work station thing (don't tell me you lapped it up)? Admiting to being burned out isn't looked down upon in the field. Even this shithole of a website is uncharacteristicly kind to the workethic of these women.

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>>69411981
Her bento? It looks great though, if a bit crushed because the tin was too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
are you the guy in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415214
The CHAD Faunajeet vs the fat murican sharter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416562
I'm a huge schizo and need a venue to vent out my frustrations. Sorry fella. Fauna has become to lazy of a whore and the backlash she's getting for it is non existent, so I took it upon myself to right this wrong. It's an ungrateful worl, but one that needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
I like the jewelry. Where can i buy something similar and how do I now come across as a tryhard wearing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69417224
wrong movie

[Anonymous No.]

I know this thread is already infected by Faunaschizo, but besides it, anyone who is like
>Fauna is a vegan, therefore she would be bad mother because vegans do this and that
You have never watched Fauna, and have no idea about the extent of her veganism. She hates the kind of vegans you think of, would never force anyone else to be a vegan around her, when she and her family got served meat by accident in a restaurant they were like "well that's unfortunate, but damn that was tasty". That woman sings about damn whoppers. She would raise her child with a normal diet, and just hope the child eventually picks up veganism willingly, as a life choice.

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>>69417278
Because she's actually moving and updating her setup, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69412715
gladiators were literally kayfabe wrestlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69417467
Ogey sapling. I love her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Kiara
Nerissa
Sora
Fauna
Lui
Reine
Mio
Watame
Korone
Choco-sensei
Fuwawa (after she grows up a little)

Of the other Promise team members -
IRyS would be okay, though a little irresponsible.
Bae would make any of her children neurotic over-achievers.
Kronii views children as inanimate objects. Mumei might eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415226
>>69415381
>>69416895
>>69416895
Canadian poojeets out in force. It is useless, saars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69417467
batman is white

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418162
She didn't say anyrhing about moving just some vague retardation about upgrading her setup, which doesn't really need her participation and even if it does it sure as hell shouldn't be taking several whole days out of her fucking week. All people care about is her streaming; she could use 10 year old laptop with a scuffed mic for 99 cents from bestbuy and people would be satisfied. You guys pamper her too much; just look at the replies on X. Giving her too much leeway is what got us to this point where she conatantly takes breaks and barely streams 10 hours a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418461
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Gura, because I hated how nosy my parents were and she'd just be absent from my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418503
I ain't reading all that ESL kun, I'm glad you're seething though bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Mumei should be Biboo's mom. Kronii should be Nerissa's mom. I'm not certain about Fauna or Irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418377
Add Shuba and Azki.
I have doubts with Irys and Bae would be 50/50. Either little shits or whip them to shape.
I think Kronii would either get rid of them or put too much attention on them to the point of stressing her out to the max.
Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418503
>unironically admits to shitting his pants with rage over posts on twitter
dilate, holy woman moment. are you an actual bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418503
>All people care about is her streaming
That's not true, people have nagging her about ASMR for a while, and all the complaints she gets(at least here) say that her ASMR setup sucks. She's working on exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418503
C'mon retard just a few more brain cells and you might come to a proper conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418503
All those words aren't changing the color of your feet. Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418503
>mindbroke by the color green
Riifu isn't coming back cuckling

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
I want Fauna and Mumei to be the mothers of my children

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418559
>>69418627
>>69418679
>>69418781
You are angry because you know I'm right.

>>69418670
I thought it was unanimous opinion that her asmr is mediocre in general. What I am saying is that people enjoy watching her streams and were she not to produe a single new piece of asmr content for the rest of her life but kept a consistent streaming schedule with a respectable amount of hours of broadcasting at least 5 days a week nobody would bat an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Most if not all holos are menhera in some manner. The holo who is humble enough to accept that and hire/accept help will be a great mother. We don't know who that might be from their streaming content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69419466
>more ESL seethe nobody is reading
kekkaroooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418608
Mumei should be nobody's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69419636
You are literally a fan of ESL dominated hobby which has its origin where people barely speak english at all. Get off your high horse, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69419740

[Anonymous No.]

>>69419740
>admits it
nobody is ever reading anything from you, ESLkun
run away to your facebook or whatever you people use

[Anonymous No.]

>>69419466
>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.]

>>69419466
You are genuinely a massive fucking retard. Just a few braincells was all that was needed holy fuck. She said she wanted to improve her sound quality and stream setup for ASMR. This implies whatever the fuck she's doing makes it impossible for her to stream. For example, moving or completely remodeling her shit. She's had a lot of issues with background noise in her ASMR's and has rescheduled or straight up canceled them because of it ONTOP of the audio problems. People love her ASMR and no amount of shit posting schizofaggotry is going to change that

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>>69419912
You kinda sound like an esl yourself. Are you sure you are not projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69420162
Why does she need to actively participate in that herself, and why should it take so much time out of her day to impact an already inconsistent schedule of hers? She's a fucking professional streamer; a loaded one to boot; she has money to hire a couple of goons who could do all of the work required and reach the quality she would never dream achieving by tinkering herself. Where's her fucking backup pc or laptop she could use in meanwhile? You're just coping. It's really not something that realistic should impact her work that much; had she had a desire to work in the first place that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69420444
>Why?
Cuz. Seethe about it. Didn't read beyond the first part of the first sentence btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>69420444
Idk maybe because she has other personal obligations? I know that's a hard concept for you to understand. You said it yourself, she's a professional steamer. Guess what though, she's also in Hololive. Every holo always has shit to do and even moreso when they're well-liked. Don't forget theres a major event and her birthday coming up. You're so fucking stupid it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69420444
>unironically seething
PFFFFFFFT
what an embarrassing little girl
show tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>69420846
Advent, Kiara, Bae, Mori all do several times more work and still find time to stream consistently

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421037
And? They complain all fucking stream, sometimes to the point it's unwatchable. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421092
>Making up lies in order to defend Fauna
not a good look

[Anonymous No.]

>>69420444
>more ESL jibberish
my sides
anyone interacting with this...'person', remember they're just mad that they're living in an actual shithole. discard all seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421147
There's no legitimate refute. I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421176
He hijacked a Promise thread to make it all about Fauna and how she should stream MORE... what a cute tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421261
>Sapling: T-They are always complaining! it's unwatchable
>Fauna every other tweet: Puddle hort Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
Give me the timestamps of this "complaining" instead of defending your Fauna's laziness by outright lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421296
how about you learn english?
nobody is ever going to engage with you, kekfeet
learn your place

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421296
>Saplings mindbreak another third worlder
The strongest fanbase, they win by doing nothing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421392
I'm not the ESL you were arguing with up to this one. Here's some advice Sapling, learn some humility an stop shitting on Fauna's colleagues who actually care for their fans in order to defend her terrible work ethic

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421449
>more ESL
yeah, you're not convincing anyone
learn your place, kekfeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421443
>Saplings do nothing at all
>Fauna does nothing at all for them
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421494
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421491
Whatever helps you cope. Don't lie and shit on other holos in order to defend Fauna's laziness next time and eat up the stream cancellations like a good little boy alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421494
>>69421544
>so broken by cute green saplings he's having to samefag
oh god i love how angry you are, it brings me joy. keep dancing pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421594
>he's unironically shitting his pants
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
didn't read but sorry you're ESL or whatever you said

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna antis are really funny man. Even Indians are shitting on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421684
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421494
Perfect for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>First the argument was Fauna is a bad mother for being a vegan
>now the argument is Fauna will be a bad mother because she doesn't stream as often as Bae and Mori
You do relaise both Mori and Bae fucked off to Japan as their families are wealthy and dont need them whereas Fauna has to take care of her family members

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421658
Yeah I'm the one who started lying about other holos as an arguement

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421594
I will be honest, man, you've been doing that for over two years now, and all you've achieved is people not taking any criticism towards Fauna seriously because they assume it's just you seething. What's your endgame here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421037
>Advent, Kiara, Bae, Mori all do several times more work and still find time to stream consistently
Quality over quantity bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421796
nobody gives a shit about you samefagging some dumb argument
cope, seethe and shit yourself. whichever order you prefer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421871
The Sapling, once again, shits on other holos in order to prop up Fauna
>>69421889
You all Saplings really are all the same, you both fans and oshi deserve each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421790
Fauna lives alone with Snail, you must be confusing her with someone else. Like, this is a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421871
There is no such thing as "quality" with Fauna's content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421933
>shit on other Holos
>Complaints non stop how Fauna has a poor work ethic
Huh???

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421933
>still admits to saplings raping his mind 24/7
fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422009
Keep coping brownfeet.
Atleast work hard like he Sapjeet here >>69414686 and be a respectable human being.
Rn, you are just a brownfeet from Indonesia who is living in Canada and seethe about Fauna 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422167
>Sapling doesn't deny shitting on other holos
I hope Fauna never changes. You deserve all the stream cancellations and breaks in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422227

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>>69422227
>he thinks anyone is reading his drivel
KEK
imagine losing for 2 years to a green circle
what a pathetic woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422227
>>69421847
Answer this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422366
What I swore that I'm not Faunaschizo and I genuinely believe that her work ethic is poor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422400
Post hands monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422434
no need, we know what shade they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422400
No one would believe you because people already know your posting patterns, followed to a T here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Mumei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411917
>quite literally can't understand babies need proper nutrients in the womb to not miscarry or come out malformed
Lmao
Why are people like this now? It's like they don't understand life isn't a videogame where you press A to continue and that your bad choices will create problems. Fucking 30yos with videogamebrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422434
>>69422534
Suit yourselves, you will only have my word. I literally joined the thread halfway through when the anti vegan faggot already had his meltdown. You Saplings are more unreasonable than I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
No homo Sapling, but you look like a greekgod!
I definitely would lick those abs if I were a girl.
How did you achieve this form without eating meat?
Because that's really impressive.
And what is that jewelry you are wearing?
Indians I know wear this for their religious beliefs. Is this similar to those gems

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413690
>>69414078
Bae's parents raised her to know how to cook but otherwise she's just a run of the mill thot. There are tons of vtubers who are proud of being able to cook, then they talk about how mentally ill they are and how they could never love a man and might kill him or divorce him for all his stuff. Modern women are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414378
>>69414301
Learn to type you fucking newfaggot subhumans. You're from the third world because you're posting on thirdie hours and can't speak english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411917
>need to take supplements to live
omnivore is real way

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421296
Literally Mori's latest stream. At the beginning. Fauna has mentioned before that she wants to give quality > quantity with her streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422621
>>quite literally can't understand babies need proper nutrients in the womb to not miscarry or come out malformed
Explain Mexico then
Explain France then
Explain West Germany pre ww2 then

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
Did you actually post this like it was impressive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69415226
>>69415381
>>69416895
He is dyel and you are the weakest group of people anywhere plus you worship white woman toes and cow poop now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422798
Looks impressive to me though.
Why are you being a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422706
You know next to nothing about Bae because she fits none of the descriptions above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422798
Don't lie. We know you're jerking off to his shit right now. It's funny though, the discussion was about diet and health and clearly that man is healthy. Unlike you who is shitting in your seat seathing all day at SAPLINGS RUMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422847
>he's self hating again
love to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422798
>>69422847
Naa man, this amount of coping is actually harmful.
He can probably fuck all the women you have ever known and you would still be coping like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422791
All of those countries suck ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422929
>>69423018
>>69423027
>>69423157
He himself said that he is a weak sapling you illiterate keks and honestly, boodes like these can easily be achieved with the help of steroids in 2 months or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422929
>>69423018
>>69423157
Samefag DYEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413671
>FWMC
>Bae
>Pekora
They're meant for babysitter, not mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
Vegetarian is completely different to vegan.

Adding eggs and milks to vegan, is like adding test to masteron, SARMs, and HGH
Vegan:
>masteron
>SARMs
>HGH
Vegetarian:
>test base
>masteron
>SARMs
>HGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>69423299
>illiterate keks
>boodes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69423299
>>69423376
Thanks I was too lazy to type it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69412433
Moona is stealth suspended

[Anonymous No.]

>>69423451
Wait what. What did I miss. Qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411818
Fauna has vegan parents, they fed their kid normal food

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
LET'S FEED THIS NI-

[Anonymous No.]

>>69423358
Fuwawa exudes deredere isekai-mom energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
This is the most 6/10 body I have ever seen.
Even I look better than you kek and I have never claimed to be a healthy guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Migochi, Soda and Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>69423607
post body

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421261
What refute, retard? The dude literally pointed out other hololive members who are capable of getting the hours in despite the 'insane' workload they purportedly have. What the fuck do you think she is that she is doing that is so fucking time consuming anyway? Point me to a single piece of content that could justify such a poor attendance sheet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422178
And this fucking retard is going around calling others esls. Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69423539
Watch stream. She's taking stealth suspension and ask not to speculate the reason. Been missing for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424091
>He thinks making a spelling error (writing he instead of the) is the same as a grammatical error in your speech
Shooo

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>>69421847
You are literally mindbroken to the point of absurdity. I know that 4chan is full of schizos who love their boogiemen, but jesus, i haven't been even watching the whore for more than half a year, and that was more than enough for me to figure out that the workethic is just not there. The fact that you cannot fathom that people might share the same sentiment toward something so easily factually checked as fauna not putting in the hours is frankly frightning. Not to mention that I personally post once in a blue moon; I had barely made more than a dozen of posts these last couples of months and like 5 of these I made today in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424608
>still ESL
>still larping

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422550
can barely take care of herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413950
>She herself stated she doesn't want to have children in life.
I'm sure she won't live to regret this.
Wasn't there some 20 something vtuber talking about getting her tubes removed? Women are drinking the koolaid hard.
t. guy who is currently watching childless 40+ women go insane in real time.

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>>69413950
>>69424833
>children in life
*as long as she's a holo which is forever unless the company shuts down or god forbid, they terminate her
She has only expressed love for children and is infatuated with the concept of Marriage otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424948
>infatuated with the concept of Marriage otherwise
Women say they love marriage, what they mean is they love weddings. A big day, they dress up fancy and are the centre of attention. Marriage is a long commitment, it's monotenous and you are expected to stay even when shit is bad. Women hate marriage, they love the party and the legal benefits (especially divorce).

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>>69422770
Her streams are not thought out well enough to make me believe she genuinely emplys such an approach. It doesn't seem like she does any special kind of prep work for her streams; she doesn't come up with interesting ideas to create entertainment around. She just plays some simple games and talks about whatever's on her mind. And this is alright. This is good enough. She's naturally entertaining, that's why I started watching her streams and she thrives in such enviroments. You'll never make me believe she's not ad libbing most of her shit. Whenever she tries to force content it is very much noticeable and it feels heavyhanded. You can easily see that whenever she's a part of a collab for example. So don't feed me this bullshit that this is somehow quality over quantity, or that you can see clearly the traces of this approach in her broadcasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424537
>he thinks that is what I was calling out
Just post a fucking vacaroo you fucking embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425227
>vacaroo
KEKKAROOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425227
Kys retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69424692
Here's a pity (you). You can take it as me seething furiously at your poignant remarks. I know that you need some small victorious in your sorry life, little guy and I feel generous enough today to oblige. Don't expect any more though, alright?

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>>69425411
>small victorious
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416992
>Not to mention she being constantly horny is a plus for keeping a happy family together.
She's probably fucked a bunch of dudes and would cheat on you because sex with you got boring.

I can't think of who would be a good option. You need someone mature, professional and autistic about family. Maybe Watame would be obsessed with family given her own situation.

>>69418377
>Choco-sensei
In what fucking world is this true? Kids do best when parents are together, while she wants you to live in a fucking seperate house. That's just one reason, there are probably a slew of others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425411
bro this larp is more cringe than your usual falseflagging

[Anonymous No.]

I see a lot of people saying Kiara but I don't think she has the patience for a child, she gets frustrated fairly quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Fauna for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421684
We respect nature, sirs. Fauna is the avatar of Prithvi devi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
It's Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69421684
Usually having poos on your side doesn't call for a celebration around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69428660
Cope faggot. Take your L and scram instead of deflecting further

[Anonymous No.]

>>69428660
fortunately the antis are the same, so they even out
>t. (You)

[Anonymous No.]

Uruka is the best mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416562
Phasekeks are particularly obsessed with Fauna for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411917
retards on this board dont understand macros because theyve never touched the gym, youre arguing with air anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Chama, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422621
saplings are already malformed so it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411917
>Vegetarians(not vegans) live a much much healthier life as supposed to Non-vegetarians.
only true because the average person eats a lot of fast food and sloppa, a meat eater with a good diet is healthier than the equivalent vegetarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
Am I supposed to be impressed??
I have seen people with way better bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>69431177
>anon admits to mirin men on the regular
way to out yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
The hags.
Some haggots want to downplay this fact, but the real, true definition of a hag is a woman you DESPERATELY, ABSOLUTELY NEED to make the mother of your children. If you don't want to impregnate her, I'm sorry to say, she's just an old woman. True hagness stems from an aura of motherliness that resonates with your inner masculinity to channel the need to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Hakos Baelz would be the best mother, it's not even close

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422400
Her work ethic is fine, at least in Holo EN terms. She's consistently middle of the EN pack for streaming hours. In 2023 she was basically neck and neck with IRyS. So to hear you chimp out about muh work ethic sort of gives the game away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Mommy is already perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Kronii would be the best mother

/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411818
She actually shared that growing up she was fed human food, because a vegan diet would stunt her development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414078
>being a good mother is being able to do chores

[Anonymous No.]

Here is the biggest truth you'll ever read on this board: both animal abuse and veganism are immoral. Their sins lie in different things: animal cruelty is bad for obvious reasons, i won't waste your time on this one. What about vegans? Their sin lies in pharma dependency, most vegans, if not all of them, consume vitamin pills on regular basis to achieve perfect results and be in 100% great shape both physically and mentally. LISTEN TO YOURSELF, FAGGOT, YOU ARE A PHARMA SLAVE. First they will make pills cheap, then they will kill animal farms, after that the quality of pills will drop and prices will go up. "Oh, i will just return to meat!" - GOOD LUCK, CHUCKLEFUCK, FARMING IS NOW GIGA EXPENSIVE, ONE COW COSTS THE SAME AS ONE CAR. You are now royally fucked, because you allowed suits to fully control your diet. Vegetarianism's sin is absolute total authority over the major aspect of human diet. Destruction and reduction of the most basic human need.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is kinda underrated in these kinds of threads. She has robust physique, strong mental, will teach your kid about money, business, hard work and shit like that. Yeah, no gay stuff like cooking and cleaning but why would you care about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425511
Marine has talked on multiple occasions about how much she despises cheaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69432867
t.faggot never watched Bae

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
>all these seething dyels replying
keep it up sapbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436491
She's a pornbrained coomer and will cheat on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Get my dog wives away from that whore Kronii. She belongs with Nerissa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69422791
Full of dysgenic midget retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436838
>coomer=whore
Retard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69440603
Yes. Do women cheat for money? Or for the cooming? Both, sure, but coomers aren't loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69436565
She is the most well adjusted, has her shit together, is not menhera and has a nurturing side.
Why do you think Bae would be a bad mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
Nice body bro
Really impressive if you got it vegetarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442029
I don't disagree with your takes. But a clipwatcher like you would never know that she has stated plenty of times she doesn't wanna raise children.
As I mentioned, the wanna be Brats don't even bother watching Bae

[Anonymous No.]

Lui, Fauna, Towa, Mio, Mori, Moona, Choco.
Lui and Mio need to be bred and loved with the passion of a thousands sun's. Mio would probably ruin your penis.
Fauna cute, motherly.
Towa is my wife.
Mori is honestly probably going to be a good parental just because she always puts a lot of dedication into whatever she loves.
Moona and Choco sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
Damn, Saplings look like that!!!!!
And here I thought you guys were submissive femboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416435
kiara is like the #1 person who would neglect their child. shes a dumb bimbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69442194
I know, but then she says things like "if I were to ever have kids" and the like, so she is open to the possibility of having children down the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
I feel like kronii would be the best in the short term because she'd finally have someone completely innocent and non-judgemental to give all her love and care to, and for the first time in her life she'd let it all out in its purest form for her baby. But then at some point she'd have a menhera episode and drown the baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425411
who is your oshi? I know you dont watch hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411818
>>69411917
>>69422751
most of the animals you eat will be fed supplements lmao. in fact most of the supplements produced by humanity goes straight to livestock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
'

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
I kind of find it funny that Bae isn't in OP while she's widely agreed to be an excellent mother material

[Anonymous No.]

>>69413671
Fuwawa is meant for breeding, not being a mother. Mococo is meant to raise the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414304
>290 cuckbux

Hey what's that in real money, like the USD your superiors down south use, or GBP, like us Brits that OWN you use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418608
Irys should 100% be FuwaMoco's mom due to the JP connections

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414950
you are an actual dumbfuck, nice job exposing yourself, go ahead, try posting an image in incognito

[Anonymous No.]

>>69416811
She said in a stream all women in her family going back multiple generations were fertile as hell. But the sister LOVES being pregnant so she gets knocked up on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69418377
I think Sora would be a great aunt but a terrible mother. I feel like she has never really grown up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411737
Kroniimama should do a mom roleplay stream for the kronies, they're crying clingy babies already anyway
Her hating it only makes it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>69430842
A meat eater with a "good diet" is just as healthy as a vegetarian or even vegan with a good diet retard, the problem is that it's much easier to actually have a good diet when you include meat.
It's still doable as a vegetarian, but if you go full vegan you have to actually think about what and how much you eat to get your nutrients and most people don't do that. Most people don't have a good diet though.

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna no doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>69414686
How tall are u, baguette muncher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69425511
- motherly
- fertile (second only to Nerissa)
- has breeder's hips; unlikely to have issues with delivery (like Gura or Ina)
- will be able to nurse twins if necessary
- an educator (patient)
- not menhera
- might change her mind about the separate house

[Anonymous No.]

>>69443055
Kiara's not dumb, anon. Also, she manages to keep Kobo under control most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69463794
>Kiara's not dumb