/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

love bruises

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1757554823275155812

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>69344403

[Anonymous No.]

shontoes

[Anonymous No.]

I lvoe her

[Anonymous No.]

love

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah she's pretty cool I guess, yeah I love her and whatever

[Anonymous No.]

this thread will be free of newfags and tourists

[Anonymous No.]

i love my wife

[Anonymous No.]

depresshon

[Anonymous No.]

shonthighs

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in my arms while i rub the shunny

[Anonymous No.]

shummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361028
When I find out who did that to her I will kill them. (I did it to her. I had a psychotic break and don't remember the domestic abuse)

[Anonymous No.]

i want to create something for her but i'm genuinely terrified that i'll spend a bunch of time on this only to have her ignore it or just say "k" or something. give me some alternative perspectives please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361390
bapy please calm down you're legitimately scaring me

[Anonymous No.]

did she really say she pays orange to upload her vods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361507
she will love it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361372

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361507
you're right anon, that's probably what will happen
I once tried doing things for her and what I get? She ignores me all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361507
Even if it's dogshit she will like it and appreciate the effort. I can't draw at all so I wrote a little poem thing and she said it was very sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

you're not throwing your life away to obsess over shondo, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361604
no and i doubt he would take money from her to do it either he is autistic on another level
if she does pay him he would probably just anon donate it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361604
>business relationship
>free to dm her as much as he wants
>still gets to call himself a husband and openly gachis for her
very cool stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361507
i keep coming up with things in my head that i would love to draw or write for her but i am also lazy and apathetic and have no talent so i never get around to doing them
simply by doing anything you are already leagues ahead of most people

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
no, they were independent decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
yes but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361709
i want to pinch it and put my tongue in her (cute) belly button

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361604
she mentioned if she got someone to do it they would get a cut but we don't know for sure

[Anonymous No.]

it should've been hiroto but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
i have a social life but thankfully it doesnt clash with shondo time and i dont need to worry about money, so i never needed to throw anything away to sit here and obsess over her

[Anonymous No.]

>stream ends
>rexus immediately starts trying to make offline chat gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362089
how unexpected

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362089
so block him anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
I'm trying to be obsessed with her in the healthiest way possible. Lurk during work, donate a little bit if I've got pocket money. If I've made IRL plans with friends prior to schedule being up typically I do not cancel, but I'll make an excuse to get home early. I'm not going to like skip my grandma's birthday dinner or skip time w my niece to watch a stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362314
>pocket money
You are a child and you need to leave this website

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361507
i just write and post things here and she will see it even if she doesnt respond and in my headcanon she thinks 'oh its that guy'
yes i am mentally ill no i will not stop yes i love shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362379
don't be mean to somnium like that

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shondo going to get filtered by Project Zomboid

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
i've completely stopped going to the gym because i'd always miss the first 1-2 hours of her streams. i've also lost most of my offline friends at this point because they keep asking me to play while she's live and i'm turning them down or ghosting them :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362713
absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362713
Yes, expect an hour long zatsu followed by perhaps 40 minutes of gameplay and then straight back into another zatsu for 20 minutes before she ends the stream out of frustration.
I hope not, I hope she enjoys playing the game and I can't wait to hear her lovely voice again, I love her so much I can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361573
Kek, this joke is great
>joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
she's probably part of why I was laid off but that would just be shifting the blame

[Anonymous No.]

i wish she had 1/4 of her viewers ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362911
I can almost guarantee that he's spoken in detail about violently murdering someone within the last 24 hours, I don't even need to check to know it's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363019
i miss the good old days a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
To be honest, no
Thankfully, my life doesn't depend on shondo. I can function just fine without her-- probably. I never tried it nor do I wish to try it out
I love shondo and im staying despite not needing to because I love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

The beginning part of the zatsu made got me incredibly aroused. totally bricked up. I'm talking pressure against my zipper if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363113
anon that was last week in the marashon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361507
she will give it a glance and give a very skin deep analysis to whatever you are doing then move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363149
For once I know exactly what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363163
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>69362763
NOO GYM ANON
I remember you complaining that due to the gym you were always one hour late
It's okay! You don't have to stop going to the gym! I'd you want you can try out body weight exercises or to lift at home
Regarding the friends part, it should be fine to skip out on some streams here and then, like she said, you can always watch the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363240
>continue sub
shaking my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
No she's improving it I guess
I'm getting an education with the end goal being a better job so I can oil more effectively. If for some reason I don't watch her anymore or leave then whatever, at least I'm making more money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363019
Chat was pretty slow today though?

[Anonymous No.]

THE STATS SHOGGA, THE STATS
WHERE ARE THEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361734
im evolving alongside her i will become what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363524
someone insulted him earlier today so he's decided not to do them anymore because people are mean and all I wanted to do was help them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363614
one guy'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363690
words hurt anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363614
NOO
SadCat
Fucked up if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363728
this is the worst place to be if that bothers you, i know what you mean though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363240
I can't imagine what it must have been like to be with her from the beginning. Kino. Sorry for how things have changed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363690
>>69363751
>>69363838
i'm not him and I don't actually care, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363883
if you're here from the beginning and still didnt win, ouch

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop thinking about how much gunk otis produces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363914
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363914
Thank goodness...

[Anonymous No.]

bathing otis in hair growth formula

[Anonymous No.]

>>69363914
I've got my own script that I run, so there's a backup if he vanishes anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364077
It's a normal amount, just that he doesn't have the fur to hold it

[Anonymous No.]

so uh Shondo really hates cheaters, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364077
Since i've shaved my hair off my head has produced more oil than ever before, I actually need to wash my head more than I did when I had hair. It's fucked up.
I kinda just rambled, imagine i'm otis or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364255
yes make sure to manufacture rrats here that x shogger is cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364255
not so much that she hates cheaters but more like she hates having her resources taken away from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364255
With a passion
I used to have different values and world views, but overtime shondo changed them
Not that i thought cheating or cheaters were fine or anything, just saying she's changed me(for the better, i believe)

[Anonymous No.]

What is my zoomer wife liking on twitter jesas

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/vURBa3ky - Normal
https://pastebin.com/Qy1zzjLb - No emotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364587
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364587
i gained a few places, started making an effort to type more and its paying off

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364587
Slow day for everyone it seems, i'm glad honestly because I thought it was just me that wasn't feeling like chatting much

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364587
didnt that mf qwerty say he was going to chat less

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364587
im fucking tired of losing, gonna grab some drugs for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

would be nice if you could remove the first 15 minutes of chats as well

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>vito sends 200 hellos a stream
>doesnt elaborate
>leaves
i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364664
The topics and my inability to use emotes lead to me being unable to contribute to the conversation at all at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364814
wiggly takin a look

[Anonymous No.]

I typically just don't talk at all for the zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364587
>cracked the top 450 today
oh baby we're on a roll. i've been such a chatty Kathy since the marashon. sending messages isn't as scary anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364814
CUTE
I LOVE MY WIFE AND HER OLD AND NEW ARTSTYLES
The new one is especially cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364814
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

nice to see how consistent i am, i feel like if i were to pump my numbers i would just be posting garbage. atleast i'm not jobbing and i get read and make her laugh (her laugh is so heartwarming)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364910
>>cracked top 450
>goes to check how many that is
>2
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364814
The hair buns are really cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365032
IN MY FOOKIN MOUTH

[Anonymous No.]

shondo walking away from you while wearing your tshirt and you take a hold of one of the strings of her side tie panties and they come undone as she walks away, the shriek of surprise is the starting gun for you to run away all around the house while laughing, holding her panties too high for her to reach until she runs out of breath (a few seconds) and begs for them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365032
I'm not a foot fag, i promise
However
I WANT THEM IN MY MOUTH AND TO HOLD THEM IN MY HANDS AHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365225
Good post

[Anonymous No.]

i would only put them in my mouth just to bite them in order to bully her, honestly i dont see the big deal about feet
i would definitely caress and tickle them to hear her giggle through and i might even massage them if she asked nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365365
I don't get the feet thing either, it's mostly a shondo thing
Don't care about feet, care about shondo, and shondo has feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365421
>shondo has feet
for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365225
I love forced nudity so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365479
Bapy, please, you don't have to do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365338
>>69365496
you finally relent and offer her back her panties, but only if she trades you for your shirt back and she has to go first

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365846
I'm not sure if I want to stop looking at it or put it in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365846
i want to grab her hand and force my tongue into it while she screams and protests
not in a sexual way but just the intrusive thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365600
This is great, it'd force her to either be panty less or be bare chested

[Anonymous No.]

>>69365518
One day he will get too heated, even the king won't be safe from him.

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes i worry that shondo can put names to posts here

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366514
what are you worried about? what have you said anon?

[Anonymous No.]

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364770
Would be doable, but too much effort to properly calculate time and I don't want to manually remove the first 15 minutes. Maybe some other day, if I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366514
I don't particularly care since I don't make any bad posts(from my perspective at least)
I understand the worry, but we need at least one place for people to say what they want, true or not
At worst you can just deny it's you

[Anonymous No.]

why would she do that :(

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Can I feed my fusebox spider a slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366830
Cutting them out will be a huge loss for some and no loss for others

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366514
not hard when almost all of us are known and false flags are usually really low effort :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366990
;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366990
you dont know me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366990
Oh yeah? Who am I? Nta btw

[Anonymous No.]

atleast i know tuffnar is one of the ones responsible for the low effort and uncute bully/ryona posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366990
All of the shoggas I talk to are extremely open about being /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367184
who do you talk to

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367135
Sometimes they're cute or funny. Stop hating, what would you rather him do. This or gay post for 12 hours a day

[Anonymous No.]

I don't speak to anyone, I am an enigma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367135
>he doesn't like ryona posting
are you a gay?
>>69367334
he's just being a little silly, who doesn't like bully posting?

[Anonymous No.]

nobody knows me
im a shadow hidden in plain sight (i type hundreds of messages every stream but nobody cares about me anyways)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367401
>he doesn't like ryona posting
i dont like low effort posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367213
Everyone in the secret zoomer discord, they help me keep up with memes so I can understand and joke with shondo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367135
It's cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367463
post the invite right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367453
you aren't me but thanks for taking notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367507
DM me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367575
sent

[Anonymous No.]

>>69366928
when is shondo playing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367458
takes more effort than these posts

[Anonymous No.]

Studio

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367912
So true oomfie(I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT)

[Anonymous No.]

Anything important happen in the last 2 weeks?
Been in jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367912
what does this even mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368017
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

Tuffnar if you're reading this I enjoy your ryona/bully posting
Bratty if you're reading this I am thankful for 2 of your videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368049
Nta, fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

nobody talks about me. Shondo doesn't know who I am and she hates me and ignores me. nobody care me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368017
What did you do(I don't care if you lie just give me something entertaining to read)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368017
You missed 3 dates back to back
>18 and a half long disney princess movie marashon
>valentine's day zoo date(very cute and heartfelt ending)
>cute and very lovely love song karaoke
Dates being 10-11, 14, 16 of February

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368363
Thats fine because she doesn't care about anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368363
>>69368492
I care about you shoggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368363
me too
she haets me
everybody haets me
i try so hard and nobody cares
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

One time I straight up cancelled plans with buddies on a saturday so I could stay home anbd watch a stream and I got too nervous to type so I sat in silence just looking at my screen for 5 hours and then went to bed

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pq3w12McyM
thanks to the shogga who recommended Devin Townsend this shit is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368363
I love you LunaLenz

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368586
Funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368492
that is categorically not true. she does care A LOT about a small number of shoggers because for some reason they've gotten the privilege of representing (you) as a whole. no clue why that is or how it happened, but i have my suspicions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368761
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368761
tell us your theory anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368586
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368761
>no clue why that is or how it happened
they interacted more and gave more money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368651
Wasn't me, but if you're into heavier stuff check out Strapping Young Lad too. City is really good.

[Anonymous No.]

Love my wife, goodnight shoggas

[Anonymous No.]

fuck that gay shit post some real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbIGuLXCziU

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368993
they interacted more (privately), specifically. a lot more. enough to where darkkal leaving made her feel like her entire community was leaving, because that's what he represented to her. this is why people like dewd are so insistent on chatting her up in dms and emails, because he and other groomers like him have realized that the only way into her heart is to be the face of (you). nobody else matter at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369176
hell yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369176
here's some real music for you shogga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6NvsM49N6w

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369281
This is just logical thinking. I was expecting an interesting schizo plot

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
A song for my short kings

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you schizoing out so much? Your wife loves you and tells you so every stream at the end specifically to get rid of some of your brainworms
To doubt her is to not trust her
I trust her love, like I expect her to trust mine
Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369656
she them people personally, just a generalized idea of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369281
okay then how am i a favourite without being in dms or emails? :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369857
this is way beyond being a "favorite", lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369024
I'll check them out thanks shogga

[Anonymous No.]

What if you scooped out Shondo's eyeballs with a spoon. snip the big nerve thing in the back with scissors. sprinkled with pink Himalayan sea salt and ate them. You get one and Shondo gets the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369857
daddies credit card

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369656
It's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369656
Has she ever said it directly to you, unprompted? If she didn't, it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369656
>tells you so every stream at the end
>specifically
obligatory outro is not love

[Anonymous No.]

>>69369857
You still think this is just being a favourite, very cute anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370081
has she said it to anyone ever directly unprompted? Like they didnt say I love you first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370081
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370341
;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370341
She said it to abcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370442
>when I use ;) on someone
:D
>when someone uses ;) on me
D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370514
i know the time you're talking about he said it first even if it wasnt in a dono

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370646
So true anon, he said it weeks before so it doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370759
it was right before she said it

[Anonymous No.]

Movie time
Get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>69364770
>>69366984
Honestly, doesn't seem to make too much of a difference. Removed the first 15 minutes manually and all it did was lower the amount of unique chatters from 851 to 818 in the normal list and from 744 to 724 in the no emotes list.
Putting any effort into automating this seem pointless. Top 10 chatters are still top 10, with barely any difference whatsoever.
https://pastebin.com/vURBa3ky - Normal
https://pastebin.com/gmZYXLt0 - Normal minus first 15 minutes
https://pastebin.com/Qy1zzjLb - No emotes
https://pastebin.com/6gbFaFbW - No emotes minus first 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370646
I'm pretty sure he didn't say it. I remember he just sent a funny message and she said she loves him completely unprompted. That happened months ago in an alt stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370866
neosky dethroned

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to say something like imagine snapping Shodno's bra strap and her going stoooop but apparently she's just going bra-less most of the time ToT. Justa thin piece of fabric covering Shondo's modest chest ToT Imagine standing face to face Shondo. Placing your hands on her earlobes. Tracing down to her chest, finding her nipples with surgical precision and giving her the most devious double purple nurples. She screams and digs her finger nails into your hands trying to break free. She drives her knee up to your genitals and you've got to snap your hips back to avoid getting hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370864
>made me open pingcord
go suck ft's sap faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371218
thats nice abcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371468
Your reply makes it all worth it anon. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371468
farmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371445
i got excited when she said she can't go out in her tank tops because they're too thin. i wonder if you can see her nipnoops through the fabric? does she walk around the house like that? oh god, i'm gonna cum

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she does a movie watch along tonight. My friends all bailed on games :c

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371770
she said she's tired so I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

you're only being cheated on if you're married to NFT wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371541
I'm not him, I'm just a jealous shogga who hold moments that made me jealous in my mind rent free even months after it happened and it keeps me awake at night sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371770
what did you want to play?

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if your dick sword name is different than your twitch username and Shondo is nicer to you than she normally is how would this make you feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371941
helldivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371934
most sane and rational shogger

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371941
With my friends anon
Not with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372034
you're not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371955
i would play both identities before an ultimate reveal

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371955
Change both accounts to the name she's nicer with

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372106
Neither you me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69371873
I follow her on twitch, so we're married, and she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372106
>>69372256
neither of you are me

[Anonymous No.]

Conceptualize Shondo going out in her little tank top and realizing you can definitely see the outline of her little nipples poking through the fabric so she quickly crosses her arms to cover up as her face turns beet red

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368195
i know you like my posts, you're part of the reason i make them, no homo Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372263
whatever you say friend

[Anonymous No.]

I think shondo should post her legs

[Anonymous No.]

shark is live wonder if shondo could ever be this good at singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372887
If she took singing lessons she could
so she wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372543
It's a shame we only talk when ft streams but you're such a loser anywhere else and I'm so cool it would be weird for us to interact I'm sorry. We can be secret friends getting excited over posting the same thing microseconds apart constantly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372014
She said it's fine and understandable to be jealous. I have a couple more things that affect me right now. My worst crime is sharing it /here/ sometimes, but usually no one seems to care so I don't feel guilty about sharing brainworms to others. It seems that my brainworms are not very in sync with other shoggas /here/ considering that I usually don't care about most of the other stuff people commonly repeat in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Shondo should interlock her cold and sweaty pudgy little sausage fingers with mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69372949
no, she couldn't. ame and fauna have taken singing lessons and they still suck ass. it's not that easy to git gud lol

[Anonymous No.]

I usually ryona post when I visit /shon/ and describe a scenario where she gets physically and mentally broken, but today I just... Really want to hug her. A tight squeeze for a long time. Smell her hair and fall asleep by her.

[Anonymous No.]

Ive come close to dming her when im drunk but have stopped myself up to this point
one day im going to falter though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69373394
i dm'd her on discord right after her first drunk stream. i was completely drunk out of my mind. i poured my heart out but she didn't respond :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69373345
You are me
I've been like this for days and I can't figure out whats wrong with me

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo and I reenacting that scene from From Dawn Till Dusk with Tarantino and Selma Hayek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69373068
>you're such a loser
watch your tone when you speak to the emperor lil bro, give me 20 years you'll see
idk who you are though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69373345
I want to beat her and make her sleep in a dog crate while I'm nice to the dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>69373507
Loneliness, or just general emptiness. I would like her to fill the void I feel in me. Even if temporarily

[Anonymous No.]

>>69373499
>cant even get a response from a drunk girl
ouch

[Anonymous No.]

Making Shondo do 100 jumping jacks

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>>69373499
she probably got a bunch and was overwhelmed. dont worry about it shogga

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>>69373499
how much $$$ did you donate

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>>69373615
Yes I would also like for the crate to be low and under the bed and have a remote shock collar attached if I hear her whine
But now's not the time anon. I want to cuddle the shondo and wrap myself around her

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>>69373840
she would die

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>>69374295
Cold, limp shondo...

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>>69374380
thats just normal shondo when you hug her for so long she dissociates

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>>69374141
can't relate, she only deserves the crate

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>>69373068
if you're P then i didn't realize we did it that often, unless you're on an alt, i thought it was someone else but don't remember, it happens a lot with me. my memory is really bad.

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Sometimes I think about helping Shondo stretch out her hamstrings. She's on her back, one leg flat on the floor, the other at a 90% angle. One hand on her knee the other on her heel. Lean in, apply some pressure. You feel the hammy get taut and she winces and goes fuuuuuuuuuukc oh it hurts but it feels good

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POV Shondo touched your funko pops even after you told her not to.

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you back off a bit and as she relaxes you push with all your might, tearing her hamstring with a loud BOOM

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>>69376029
i told her not to touch my gunpla

[Anonymous No.]

contorting Shondo like a pretzel. ankles pressed against her ears.

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i love jerking off to shondo's nsfw likes. feels like she's helping you cum

[Anonymous No.]

on occasion I have pictured getting freaky with shondo. making out and getting all hot and heavy with it. tongue wrestling, tonsil hockey. slipping your tongue into her mouth, then hers into yours.Putting a hand between her legs. touching her over top her already soaked panties; her rocking her hips back and forth putting pressure against your hand. She leans forward and starts to kiss and nip at your neck. pushing her panties to the side and slipping a finger in and she gasps and bites at your neck. too strong of a bite. pushing in deeper deeper and bites down harder and breaks. you can feel the warm liquid trickle down from your neck over your collar bone

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>>69378070
where can I see those?

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>>69378070
shondo helping you out with party time with a shonahole (she won't use the hip, its too heavy and tires her out too fast)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368032
sleg

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>>69378529
holy moly

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>>69368761
meds

[Anonymous No.]

movie is life (real this time)

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>>69381141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gb6x_duVXE&ab_channel=ShortClipsandMemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69378564
pixiv and twitter mostly

[Anonymous No.]

hes right, follow the otter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69381534
me and shondo

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off with the otter and studio shit drop an actual hint if its real

[Anonymous No.]

>>69382273
bana

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At this point if there's another secret thing I'm too stupid to find it. I hope you guys have fun. I do not have the mental capacity nor obsession strong enough to find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69382273
follow the tuna

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>>69383054
its in the archive very easy to find

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>>69382273
it's not, a certain someone woke up

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>>69382273
smell the rats

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>>69383455
name and shame sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>69370866
Well, i don't really talk in the first 15 minutes anyways, so doesn't mean much to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69383716
tempted to but i'm not sure and he's not harming anyone

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the Studio shit has no name behind it
source: I started it and I have no name attached to me
I'm very sorry I didn't mean to force a meme and make people brainworm I just wanted to make a reference when it got slow in the thread.

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imagine feeling so left out that you have to pretend to be in made-up sekret clubs in order to feel special. that's actually sad as fuck. i hope you'll feel loved by her one day, anon.

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I tell you what man I've been in such a stellar mood since the marashon. This week has been a whole lot of fun so far. Now I'm snug as a bug, cozy in bed with a book, Shondo ASMR gently playing in my earbuds. Life is good man. Life is so good.

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>>69384453

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What the fuck. Why is the shark singing the same songs shondo sang in her karaoke?

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[Anonymous No.]

pov you’ve had 6 hard boiled eggs and a protein shake with whole milk today and you’re about to Dutch oven Shondo

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>>69384919
noticed this too

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lemon otter

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>>69384919
she's trying to mimic the superior loli

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blueberry sundae (seven)

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>>69384453
I feel the same, this week(including the marashon)'s been great, lots of fun and very low levels of shittery

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>>69384919
The shark said "fib" the other day in her members only stream
Never heard her or any other vtuber say it before
Could all be coincidences I suppose but she's a huge lolicon, won't acknowledge anyone outside of Hololive, and the biggest EN loli outside of Hololive is...

[Anonymous No.]

the new tarkov map fucking SUCKS
its convoluted as fuck and they put all the early quests on there so youre just getting assraped trying to learn it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! FUUUUUUCK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/pQzxNLfAW8o?si=jX33KUu8Kt97sNlX

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>>69385820
awwww that's pretty cute

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>>69384963
Kek
>>69385820
Kinda baseg ngl
>>69384919
What was the first anime song shondo sang? It was really good, but i can't remember the name and can't go through the vod right now
It was before platinum

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>>69385820
also, fauna and gura seem pretty close so they might have talked

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>>69386160
its the cardcaptor sakura opening

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>>69386160
It was catch you catch me. CCS first OP song.

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>>69386247
>>69386297
Thanks

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>>69384919
>>69385820
Something similar happened with the shark before and I noticed the fib thing too. It's weird but I wouldn't be surprised if she had at least watched a few Shondo clips. I think they would really get along honestly.
Gura and Fauna being reasonably close (at least as close as anyone gets to Gura) would make it even more likely.
There could be a same among us at any time, regardless of how hard Shondo would scoff and deny Gura even having heard of her in passing.

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https://youtu.be/25fsQofab9c
Is this manly enough

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gura and fauna are both the critters

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>>69386597
They're both way too old anon, I'm pretty sure they're both borderline hags by now

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>>69386505
>Shondo would scoff and deny Gura even having heard of her in passing.
I'm willing to bet that Gura keeps tabs on anyone who overlaps with her audience, for business reasons. If she doesn't feel naturally compelled to do so I'm sure hololive constantly reminds her. Shondo is competition and a potential source of content ideas.

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Gura's oshi is shondo, she took so much time off because she was dealing with brainworms

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>>69386597
Fauna is actually Shadowmama and Gura is forest tree

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>>69386034
Great song
>>69386582
Maybe? it's a classic

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Why is shondo so cute... Her grasp on my heart is so firm... And I'm not fighting back at all
I love her so much

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>>69386815
I seriously doubt someone with 30k viewers worries or feels threatened about someone who is deadset on staying indie and caps out at 2.5k viewers.
I wouldn't be surprised if she liked Shondo or watched the occasional Shondopilled clip though. I know of Hololive only clipwatchers who started watching Shondo because it's crazy how hard clips of her slip in, I think it's because she's pretty "hololive friendly" as far as indies go.
Regardless I love Shondo and I like Gura so it is nice to imagine any sort of connection, even if we'd never know about it.

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>>69386815
I just thought about this today!

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>>69387217
Women are different anon, Shondo is selfmade, younger, and has a higher/cutesier voice. Viewers do not compare. Even if Gura did see her as cute, she would likely feel some kind of jealousy in some way too. Women are different fiends.

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i've had such a great day and i've been in a great mood thanks to the date and the karaoke. even the threads today were alright. then the otter shit and vagueposting started and my mood just instantly tanked and i now feel like shit. i really need to stop coming here

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I love my gold digger of a wife

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>>69384328
how many hours did you go looking for Studio

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>>69387444
meh It's just a shitty vaguepost made by newfags

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Shodn

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>>69387728
you need to stop saying that

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>>69387444
theres only the art alt if you know about that you're good

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>>69387444
Nice trips
If coming here is so detrimental to your being then it's probably best to avoid the place
Just remember, NOT being here might be as bad if not worse over time

[Anonymous No.]

I could post what I love about shondo, but we'd be here for hours
At the end of the day, it's as simple as
I love my wife

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Shondo toes and soles in white stockings but they’re stretched so it still looks white-ish but you can see the soft fleshy tones underneath. wait she might be so pale it’s basically the same colour. But you get the idea.

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>>69381719
>>69383356
>>69384245
>>69384328
>>69385861
>>69387444
>>69388080
do you do this for fun or is there an end goal in mind? both?

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>>69389040
meds, please

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>>69389040
i just wanted to rant about tarkov
uninstalled it now cause the game sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>69389271
install dark and darker or project crawl

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>>69386505
She also played Peppa Pig really soon after Nina played it

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>>69389379
it's not about the extraction gameplay for me i just like the gun customization

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>>69389040
It's just FOMO shit. it broke down FC so don't fall for it too
>>69389271
based sweats turned it into a shitty version of COD

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>>69388790
I agree with this poster and I would like to add: shondo nipples visible from above because the shirt hangs kind of loose and there's no tits to fill it out.

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lavender cat underground online

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shutting shondo outside in the rain for an hour before letting her back in and cuddling under a warm blanket infront of the fireplace

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bully the weak

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>>69389217
iykyk

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>>69389725
I do know (it's nothing)

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alt stream in 15 minutes she is going to play coronation street curse of the missing hotpot recipe

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Shondo is the vagueposter

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>>69390080
>coronation street curse of the missing hotpot recipe
What the fuck anon

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>>69390200
I fucking knew it

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>>69390200
this is my favorite rrat. I like to pretend every mean response I get is Shondo being mean to me. Every nice response is also Shondo. I like to pretend every response I get is from Shondo. She’s such a little shitposter. Great sense of humor but can rip you to shreds.

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https://x.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1758737051694882852?s=20
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1759064604389368258

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>>69390200
she does it on twitter, I'm not surprised

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>>69390336
a real classic

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>>69390781
she's so jealous of my wife...

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gura is the email schizo

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>>69390644
thats nice shondo

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>>69390781
what's up with these creampie innuendos...

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I am now imagining taking Shondo for a drive and listening to the entirety of Hybrid Theory

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>>69390781
that's so sweet
>>69391144
kek

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>>69378070
Why the fuck did she bookmark futa ironmouse pounding nyanners?

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>>69391307
I unironically listen to the remix album to this day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znYq3iHXShI

[Anonymous No.]

>>69390781
>gura is itt

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>>69389040
newfags dont know what it was like when she actually had a secret alt that only people who care about her knew about

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>>69392763
>people who care about her
>all of 4chan
lol

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>>69392881
your right, only people she cared about
english is hard english is my first language

[Anonymous No.]

please stop bringing up the alt stuff it makes me sad how everything transpired

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>>69393144
>you're* right
ESL go back to bed