/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that is has been confirmed that Hololvie actual hires tard wranglers and do welfare checks on the girls since they're so fucking retarded that they can't even feed themselves or keep themselves alive and need someone take care of them.
This is just pathetic and you don't see any of the Niji talents on EN or JP needing literal surrogate moms to take care of them. Wasting money on stupid shit like this is mind boggling.

[Anonymous No.]

OK sister don't forget to clean up your pus encrusted vagina for Vox

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
A company that actively takes care of their deeply retarded members will always be better than the one who push their members to sudoku

Try again sister

[Anonymous No.]

If Nijisanji talents had corporate-issued moms, all of this shit probably wouldn't have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344671
/thread

OP is making Niji look worse, and that is no small feat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
>Cover cares about their talents
Not the own you think it is nijister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
so you are saying Hololive is better? thanks for the obvious nijikek.

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji should be happy that their members grow in popularity, they should re-brand as a talent developer.

Join Niji.
Have a nice crisis and/or disaster.
Leave Niji.
Continue streaming as an indie.
Reap the attention boost.

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>Wasting money on stupid shit like this is mind boggling
I wouldn't take financial advice from Niji after what happened.

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>>69344464
>Reminder that is has been confirmed that Hololvie actual hires tard wranglers and do welfare checks on the girls
Proof?
Can they do something about Kronii's mods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
So female equilevant of regular gamerman

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>>69344464
>Reminder that is has been confirmed that Hololvie actual hires tard wranglers and do welfare checks on the girls
I'm... not sure how that's suppposed to be bad? Wow, Hololive takes care of their autistic talents and helps them with everyday life, how awful.

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>>69344937
>Can they do something about Kronii's mods?
No sadly mods seem to be up to the talent since it's "Freedom" of their choice.

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>>69344658
i dont think hololive should be hiring girls they pulled off the short bus kek

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>>69344776
might OP be losing steam gift card nijishekels over this? theyre gonna have to work overtime now, and the welfare of their entire village is at stake. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE VT.

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>>69344671
>>69344658
Yeah, I don't understand why OP is trying to say this is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I can fix them.

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>>69345240
Sakana gets his from the psych ward and Tazumi from highschool cliques, being a vtuber involves having mental issues anyway

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>>69344464
This is high quality anit-niji bait.

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>>69344464

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>>69344464
Are you a holodrone or do you actually think that is somehow bad?

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>>69344464
>Hololvie actual hires tard wranglers and do welfare checks on the girls
And they don't end up in drama shit like Nijisanji.
So money well spend

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>>69344464
>"b-but w-what about hololive?"
the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
smells like woman typing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
We've seen what happens when you don't, nijisister. Your retards set an entire branch on fire.

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>>69344464
>Cares more about money thank taking care of the talents
Riku? Is that you?

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>>69345793
Hring a bunch of mentally ill girls and wasting money of them is dumb as fuck. the best thing is to kick to them out when they show there ugly mentally ill head and cause problem like niji has been doing. these people will cause problems with the other talents and company

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>>69345965
>the best thing is to kick to them out when they show there ugly mentally ill head and cause problem like niji has been doing

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>>69345965
HOLY ESL

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>>69346044
Look how much one crazy woman has cuased, its better if kick them out from the getgo instead of help them fester in the company and cause problems

[Anonymous No.]

Are people's sarcasm meter broken because of all the drama or are these comments being double ironic?

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>>69346131
One day you will learn all women are crazy. It's just the way it is.
Give a woman a podium and upset her, her fans will defend her against a nameless antagonist. It's not rocket science.

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>>69344464
>and you don't see any of the Niji talents on EN or JP needing literal surrogate moms to take care of them
This entire problem could have been solved if niji didnt cut costs and actually hired tard wranglers, not just for selen but also for zaion, and for enna and millie and nina, and for vox and luca and mysta, and for scarle and aster, and for finana, and god knows how many other things.

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>>69346170
Nigga I'm just trolling it ain't that deep

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>>69345965
But enough about Phase Connect

[Anonymous No.]

>>69345965
Actually true
Because when you let them roam free they do retarded PR black streams and put your stocks on fire

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>>69346170
>can't post vtuber image
dumbass go back to rebbit. The point is that keeping mentally ill woman around is a liability for the other talents and company and a waste of money when you they should be kicked out. this all could ahve been avoided if they found out soon and kicked out doki faster

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>>69346170
you will know when I post a rentry link

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>>69344464
>Trying to talk shit about the mental state of Holo girls
>0 (zero) mention that Pekora bought a monkey

False flag alert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69346419
>Holofags delicts to random Monkey meme
Classic

[Anonymous No.]

The idea of having a corporate mandated hag taking care of you is doing things to my brain. I think the world would be a better place if everyone had one.

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>>69344464
>since they're so fucking retarded that they
can't even feed themselves or keep themselves alive and need someone take care of them
>they still earn more than me
I MUST MARRY ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>69346477
>Monkey denier trying to deflect
typical

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>>69346515
relax your asshole, dizzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69346131
And who's having the problems? Niji or Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
>is has been confirmed

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>>69345965
What about Vox that has C-PTSD? He shouldn't be hired as well, right sis?

[Anonymous No.]

Vtuber companies are just mental health clinics after all.

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>>69344671
I WANT MY CORPORATE-ISSUED MOMMY
I REQUIRE DAILY MILKIES TO BE MENTALLY STABLE
GIMME MILKIES NOW

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>>69344464
why is that a bad thing? normally mentally handicapped people can't have a job, so they're facilitating that opportunity for them which allows them to be part of the economy. that's good for them and it's good for the tax payer.

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>>69346799
those legs
those thighs
those proportions
that pettan, yet ample build
those ribbons
that holy grahl of kino, cute, and funny rigging/tracking
that simple yet interesting lore

fuck nijisanji, eternally, for trashing this.
and especially that they did so under the banner of woke cancel mob mentality

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>>69344464
Reminder that Kiara was having a full blown metal meltdown living in Japan in 2020, living in a rat infested shithole, dealing with tech issues and numberfaggotry fears giving to her by J-Chad who was playing favorites with Calli. All of a sudden Jenma was introduced and has taken care of Kiara ever since, helping her move, with her health, with dialing back her numberfagging. Now she's the go to talent to wrangle the others.

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>obvious bait and/or deflection gets 52 replies and is on page 2
does nobody here know what sage is?

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>>69347623
>obvious bait
Bro sisters have been fucking losing it since that lawyer stream thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69346367
retard

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>>69346518
>Can't cook cup noodles
>No electricity for her fridge
>No frying pan
>Small korean girl
>Takes bath twice a week at most
>Doesn't wash her dishes with soap
>Haven't washed her clothes for 2 weeks
>Doesn't clean her room..
>Actually for real drools everywhere and slurps up her drool all of time
>Even kobo is worried about her being able to stay alive when she visited for an off collab not be able to believe how she lives
You want this?

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>>69344833
I seriously thought that's what they were trying to get at.

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>>69348242
Reminder this girl actually called her manager mama on stream

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>>69346311
The black screen stream was literally high school bullshit they should have grown out of years ago. A good tard wrangler would have cut that off real quick, although I think they were advised to do the stream by their tard lawyers since they said that they were told what they could and could not say, and not what they should and should not say.

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>>69348242
I require proofs

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>>69344464
>You will never have a mane chan that takes care of you and keeps you mentally healthy

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>>69348242
>You want this?
You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344848
Vivi was a genius all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>69348242
Which girl did all this? I would marry her yes. She would be my cute retarded wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
Reminder that Selen Tatsuki was a nijisanji employee when she attempted to solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69349688
She's in the picture anonchama

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>>69349123
https://youtu.be/lfRPuPWxEwg?t=357
Watch literally any of the off collabs with Kobo and her. Kobo was losing her mind at how retarded this woman is and how shit her lifestyle is. It literally feels like someone interacting with mentally retarded person for the first time.

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>>69349724
I never assume things Anon.

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>>69347241
Shut up lucas, grow up

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>>69349231
Kronii I think for some reason they think you're one of better girls since you can take care of yourself well enough and don't need a manager in your chat 24/7 when you're stream to make sure you don't say or do something dumb.

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>>69345240
The worst of Hololive is still significantly longer than the best your shit company has to offer.

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>>69345240
Menheras make for the best entertainers. It’s been proven time and time again.
If you want the top talent you need to be able to take care of them.

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>>69348242
Based that she got a corporate issued mommy and is living the dream. The drool part is kinda gross though… southeast Asian girls like Kobo will never understand the luxury of being nearly retarded but having others care for you. Kobo can only pretend to be retarded or act as a baby as a character, but she still has to fend for herself IRL

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>>69349732
>I think you need parents
Holy kek Kobo. I thought Kobo was a child, but somehow she sounds like a mother here. Jesus Christ

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>>69345240
Mentally stable people don't become streamers.
and even then, you have to be one step further into instability to consider being a vtuber instead.

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>>69348326
I don't believe you

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>>69349732
>You need parents
>I don't think you can be an independent woman
>Just starts listing off all of things she doesn't have or do you should do to even stay alive
My fucking sides are in orbit

[Anonymous No.]

Its a shame that in the end all Nijisanji needed was probably someone like her

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>>69350174
>Kobo can only pretend to be retarded
Kobo is retarded, but she just happened to meet someone is almost a non functioning retard

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>>69344464
In the past, we used to call that "servants for royalty".

[Anonymous No.]

>>69348242
Yes. I will finally meet someone that is honest to god more retarded than me and I will make her my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69350174
>Based that she got a corporate issued mommy and is living the dream.
Did they really have a what would be pretty much a surrogate mother move in with her or is that a rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy bpd menhara women are based and make the best entertainers by far.

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>>69344464
Tard wrangling is half of talent management. Look at Miley Cyrus, for example. While she had her tard wranglers she was Hannah Montana the cutesy children's icon, one of the most famous and well-paid in the world. When she decided she wanted full control over her own life she immediately became a worthless cracked out whore. There is actually a theory about this, people who have overdeveloped creative skills tend to have underdeveloped personal skills, and all else being the same those who excel in X tend to be lacking in Y and Z.

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>>69344464
You now remember how Aqua nearly killed herself because "drug taste bad, me not like", fucking caveman tier logic. God, anime women are retarded.

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>>69348242
Truly Yellow Aqua.
>>69349732
>>69350174
>>69350192
Kobo has an autistic brother (that’s a big part of the poop eating story), she’s probably wondering why someone like this is living away from her family instead of having them care for her.

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>>69350786
Aqua just a little bit ago said her mom buys all of her clothes and does her shopping for her and that she won't go shopping iwthout her mom or some other Hololvie member. Aqua is a special girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>69351272
I'm also special for randomly typing too fast and typing word wrong.

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>>69350731
they send someone to check on her. how often that happens depends on how bad the particular girl is

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>>69351552
I'm now reminded Mumei had someone come in and check up on her daily to feed her when she was in Japan after they realized she hasn't really eaten anything in like a week due to being afraid to even go to convenience store or talk to a food delivery man

[Anonymous No.]

ESLs once again showing how fucking dumb subhumans are

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
>Holo spends resources on the welfare of their talents
>This is bad somehow

You might have convinced me it was a waste of money if I didn't watch vtubers and know that they constantly face down time due to physical and mental health issues.

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>>69344464

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>>69351272
I'm a 30-year-old man and I don't buy my own clothes. It's all clothes from 10 or more years ago when my mom bought them for me. I dread going clothes shopping. I mean I already have plenty of clothes. The crotch seam in my underwear tore only 8 years ago, why wouldn't I keep it. I literally have to be dragged out of my house to go clothes shopping. Aqua is apparently my spirit animal.

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>>69349231
IRyS and Kronii had the worst managers of the EN branch until recently

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>>69351959
Mumei you literally weren't eating things because you were afraid of talking to a door dash driver, they thought were autistic....

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>>69344464
Anon that's any influencer talent agency, it's not unique to vtubers.

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>>69344464
would you rather these girls not be working at all and just be mooches on the system/others?
at least with this they're doing SOMETHING as a job to earn their keep.

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>>69347241
This but unironically

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>>69344464
Imagine you get hired as a manager, expect it to be like a standard supervising/ supporting position. Day 1 you end up learning the talent you're assigned to hasn't slept in the past 24-36 hours, the only thing she's eaten are snacks mainly candy, and she offhandedly mentions some serious illness she's been neglecting.

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>>69352912
>Go to house after hearing this
>Trash everywhere
>Smells
>Girl hasn't bathed in 2 weeks

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>>69352078
Holy shit are you literally me? I bought my first pair of jeans a month ago because my old pants were so torn up they became assless chaps. I literally have almost no clothes that my mom didn't buy me in high school or college.

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>>69352912
>>69353146
I mean I think they know what they're getting into because the position request specifically says that they're looking for people with experience handling children or the infirm.

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>>69345940
wtf is this real???

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>>69352912
To be fair unironically for awhile they put it as a positive when hiring manager if you have any experience handling children or the mentally retarded. This is actually on the job forum.

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>>69346799
Perfect l2d model.. wasted..

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>>69344464
Let's see what happens when you don't take care of your talents and invest in their well-being

[Anonymous No.]

>>69352078
hello anon. I am you

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>>69344464
>you don't see any of the Niji talents on EN or JP needing
recent events have shown that niji could use a few tardwranglers

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>>69350192
That pic. is that an actual convo aqua was having in apex or whatever? if yes, pls link stream

[Anonymous No.]

Which of the ENs confirmed have a tard wrangler other than Gura?

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>>69348242
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.]

I love my oshi and my oshi’s caretaker

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>>69353797
A bingo so cursed it collapsed an entire branch.

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>>69345707
Does she finally address the monkey harrassment issue?

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>>69352078
I really relate to this. Bought my first new pair of shoes and jeans this year at 31, cuz some of my old clothes finally started to disintegrate.

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>>69354201
Mumei and Shiori hare one. This should surprise no one

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>>69344464
Mumei got so fucking mad they did a retard check on her and she told people about it because now her chat thinks she is a retard who can't take care of herself.
Also if they have tardwranglers, why did Gura need Ina and Kiara to tardwrangle her in japan?

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>>69344464
I'd do it for FREE, yagoo pls.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Aqua didn't take her allergy meds because she didn't like how they taste and didn't go to the hospital for her illness because she was afraid the hospital staffs were gonna yelled at her.

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>>69354372
I meant share one

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>>69354729
>Mumei got so fucking mad they did a retard check on her and she told people about it because now her chat thinks she is a retard who can't take care of herself.
>Refused to feed herself in Japan
Gee Mumei, I wonder why they thought your were fucking retarded?

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>>69353554
>>69353626
I didn't know that, does anyone have the screenshot of that job position?

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>>69354729
Mumei brought that one herself and I they seem to less retarded girls take care of the retarded ones sometimes as well. See Marine taking care of Aqua a lot of times.

[Anonymous No.]

If only NijiEN had corporate-issued mommies, maybe then they'd learn to get along better.

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>>69354793
Ame and Shiori

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>>69344464
>Niji talents on EN
>surrogate moms to take care of them

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>>69354331
She actually addressed the multiple monkey clones issue, the JILRRAT was real all along.

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>>69344464
Better than letting them get taken advantage of by some gross male of any type.

I fully support caring for the livers to keep them happy, straeaming and independent strong women who don't need no man

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>>69355094
yeah they had bae babysit mumei and fauna their first time in japan and they legit handed Gura off. Like Gura landed in japan, was babysat by kiara, kiara left the day after ina arrived to babysit gura and then kiara came back before ina left to make sure to babysit Gura for the rest of the japan trip. There is legit one Gura in japan story that
a. didn't take place in the hotel room
b. wasn't at the studio
c. wasn't at the kombini across the street/the vending machine for drinks
d. didn't involve kiara or ina
and that was gura going on a walk with ame one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69355595
nice bait
>really thinks there are no male managers
>or other males in their lives in general as is

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>>69355718
>>69355595
some of the girls have a male manager. I forget who did it, if it was IRyS or someone else but one of the girls in EN doesn't bother changing the pronouns and I think Gura said she got a new manager sometime last year (or was it 2 years ago?) and was intentionally being annoying as shit to haze him. This is also the girl where jenma has to carry around a switch for Gura to play with at the studio so Gura wouldn't be retarded and Gura has even said she is a pain in the ass to Jenma and Gura likes Jenma

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>>69344464

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>>69344464
Based hololive

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>>69345240
Nobody wants to watch a boring mentally stable normie Vtuber. Their menhera is required for our entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69346336
LEAVE RUNIE ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE

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>>69348242
Yes

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>>69355954
Shiori doesn't really hide that henma is a guy

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>>69356865
>henma is a guy
Wouldn't have guessed that, they act like a woman

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>>69354893
>>69355717
You don't understand the American experience. They're traumatized from being in an American city where homeless junkies roam freely and try to accost you for money. There are a lot of cities where you really should have a gun stowed in your car just in case some crackhead jumps in front of the road to get your money (has happened to me). Americans think every city on the planet is like an American city, so they are too fucking afraid to go outside - especially females. It would take more than a short stay to break the conditioning such that they realize Japanese cities are not shitholes riddled with drugs and crime and that it's safe enough for a lone woman to walk the street.

[Anonymous No.]

all women are retarded, holo is successful because it knows this and supports them

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>>69357155
Mumei is just fucking autistic, she was afraid of needing to talk to the fucking door dash guy if she ordered food.

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>>69357155
>American experience.
Aren't a lot of the girl Leaf's? Never heard of shooting over there.

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>>69357343
It's it just Kronii who's c*nadian?

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>>69357457
>It's it just Kronii who's c*nadian?
Lamo

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>>69355954
Managing Gura sounds like it would be either one hell of a nightmare or the easiest job on earth, On one hand, she seems to become unreachable and uncommunicative at times making it impossible to do your job, but on the other hand, you can stand by for months on end without needing to do anything but taking your paycheck and waiting for orders.

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>>69351761
Go back to /pol/

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>>69344658
>le neglected retard de vox akuma

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>>69357155
I don't think any of the girls outside Ame and maybe fauna depending on if you believe the billionare rrats or the fauna lives near Ame, they just don't lie each other rrats live in a shithole city.
Also Mumei's retardation was straight up
>I can't order uber eats, I job I have done in the past, because I will need to talk to a person for 30 seconds
and Gura had to literally be dragged to a playdate with Okayu even though she likes Okayu

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>>69348242
>Actually for real drools everywhere and slurps up her drool all of time
hot

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>>69357561
I'm sure you have to deal with all the sponsor requests constantly. Gura also has talked about japanese perm autism where she records a song and then doesn't release it because of perm autism like what happened to Bae or because the mixer fucked it up. Gura also said she has had to sit through a bunch of meetings at 3am or 5 am where they just spoke nip to her and she didn't understand jack shit

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>>69348242
uhh yes

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>>69355559
Kek

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>>69358155
https://streamable.com/rmme7g
Gura and Aqua are just one and the same

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>>69358191
>>69348242
>Actually for real drools everywhere and slurps up her drool all of time
doesn't aqua do this? Gura has on occasion done this, but I don't think she did so recently

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>>69349732
>. It literally feels like someone interacting with mentally retarded person for the first time.
kobo's brother is literally a downie

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>>69353797
the fuck is this pattern?

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>>69358379
Aqya does do because she's a real deal mouth breather. That girls does it all of the time likes she's a leaky facet though

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>>69358437
That explains it, she probably thought she was one as well and was concerned for her since she knows how her brother is.

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>>69344464
Yeah, Niji talents just kill themselves, it's a self-correcting problem.

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>>69358628
Brutal

[Anonymous No.]

women are cuter when they are a bit retarded

[Anonymous No.]

As someone who used to tard wrangle for a living it's honestly not so bad to take care of high functioning autists. Get em in a routine and make sure they stick to it and you're pretty much golden. Check in every once in a while and help when needed, it's not awful. I'd do it again in a heartbeat if I only had to take care of one autist instead of a whole classroom.

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>>69344464
>UM UMM WELL ACKSHUALLY IT'S GOOD THAT NIJI LETS NIJI EN BE A DUMPSTER FIRE BECAUSE IT SHOWS TRUST! :)

You wanna rethink that argument again?

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>>69347623
Are you one of these idiots that think every reply is worth it, bait or genuine, if somebody is this fucking retarded people gladly shit on him and if all he wanted really was just (You)s it's a win win

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>>69344464
I think this is related to the Nene fainting incident. Her actual mom had to move close to her apartment to check on her and make her meals.

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>>69344464
You also don’t see Holomems trying to kill themselves or alleging harassment and bullying. So the approach seems to be working.

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>>69344464
You're literally just flailing your arms around at this point. Damn

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>>69344464
>they're so fucking retarded that they can't even feed themselves or keep themselves alive and need someone take care of them.
they're streamers. this is bog standard. Newfag thinks streamers are well-adjusted people who can take care of themselves and socialize outside. Even women streamers are maladjusted femcels who need help getting up in the morning.
This is why niji fell apart. Also Holojp has their own tardwranglers you're just to EOP to know.

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realistically how much could it actually cost to hire a woman to be a part time nanny to the retarded girls? Wouldn't that shit be a super easy sell to a house mom or a semi retired old lady?
>here is $1,500 a month, you just need to go to Aqua's house 3 days a week to make sure she isn't starting herself to death

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>>69360120
It’s pretty easy just find some stna who wants to do house calls

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>>69348242
that's so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:
Enna claims to be a virgin to appeal to her femcel audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l1LhoVKBUw

But Enna has dated and moved in for more than a year with multiple boyfriends and fakes being a femcel for viewer engagement
https://streamable.com/52f2jr

Also Enna craves BWC and fucked Kyo during their offcollab.
https://streamable.com/qj593c

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>>69352391
>thought

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>>69360120
Honestly I feel like tons of hags and spinsters would love that job. Consider how many holos basically volunteer to do it anyways, like Marine, Mio, Noel, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69361711
Hell, I'd love to do it if I only had one talent to manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69345965
Literally a sociopath, as expected of a Niji faggot.

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>>69344464

congrats, never posted on 4chan before but the sheer amount of garbage in your post made me change my mind.

1 company cares for its talents and is currently really successful.
1 company doesn't give a fuck and is bleeding money.

And you wanna support the latter?

Congrats to your parents. I didn't know it was possible for a baby to live after it was dropped on its head. Clearly your parents managed to somehow keep you alive.

Though they might have been better off had they failed to do so.

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>>69350283
this, successul streamers are all fucked in the head and have huge egos, is a thing reuired on the industry pretty much, thats why people like vtubers keeping that private and in check most of the time, is the streamer experience but they have to stfu due to contracts kekw basically married women but in the 1800

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>>69362727
It makes sense that they are all crazy, their job is to talk to themselves for hours

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>>69344464
so you are saying holo spends the resources so their talkents dont fuck up? wow nijisister, tell me how is the EN branch doing managing themselves? oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69352391
moomers has literally been diagnosed as autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
>Reminder that is has been confirmed that Hololvie
issued an official statement OP is right

[Anonymous No.]

>>69357155
Mumei’s main problem was the language barrier making her even more of a nervous wreck than usual. She’s fine with grocery shopping in English-speaking countries.
>>69357457
Ina and the twins.
>>69363374
I don’t think she’s stated that she has autism, just ADHD, but absolutely no one (except maybe the schizo who thinks she’s faking it) would be surprised if she said she’s on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344528
would still lick

[Anonymous No.]

One branch is imploding. The other isn't. The investment seems worth it.

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>>69366421
>Mumei’s main problem was the language barrier making her even more of a nervous wreck than usual. She’s fine with grocery shopping in English-speaking countries.
I thought it was really funny how in part of her justification she talks about how she TOTALLY COULD HAVE gone to the restaurants and gotten takeout herself but she did a master social Machiavellian move and accepted the manesans' offers to go with her and talk to the cashier so she didn't have to. But it's pretty clear they knew considering they were the ones putting out the offer and she obviously wouldn't have done it if they didn't.

https://youtu.be/T-tQiUPT4qc?si=spqDEGzoVixo4dSU&t=143

[Anonymous No.]

>reinvesting money into your talents who are the main reason your brand is worth anything is a bad investment

Honest question but why are Chinks like this? CCP brainwashing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69367632
Putting any more of the bare minimum of funds into anything is seen as a bad financial move because it means less money short term. Because we all know long term investments are stupid and don't work.

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>>69367917
I legitimately think we need to fucking destroy the stock markets and do a hard restructuring on how investing works because literally every single problem and everything going to shit is a result of quarterly shortsightedness to please investors in the short term.

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>>69344464
You have to be at least mildly autistic to be a streamer. Not even joking. If you don't occupy the right part of the spectrum, you can't possibly let your brain wade in the stream of consciousness to the degree you need to in order to avoid dead air while playing games and such.
Every single one of them is going to have trouble taking care of themselves. This is why they are given so much "homework". If their brains aren't kept on task, they will wander around collecting butterflies all day or something, and get lost in the woods.

It's why it's so common for vtubers to not be able to drive, or to live with their parents despite being in their mid 20s or older, or why they are also so utterly incompetent at even basic tasks that are directly related to their job like setting up audio or video equipment or configuring streaming software and games. It's why none of them seem to have boyfriends despite a majority of them being 7/10 or better. They're the kind of people that don't know how to function without grocery delivery because the thought of having to talk to the cashier in person terrifies them so much that they'd rather sit in their room and starve to death than go out.

The fact Niji does not do this is indicative of sheer incompetence on their part to understand their talent.

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>>69359730
uhhhhh who's gonna tell him

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>>69368219
>or to live with their parents despite being in their mid 20s
This is normal in everywhere, but burgerland anon

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>>69352078
I thought I was a retarded manchild for only buying clothes from Costco because it's cheap and last a long time but apparently I'm outdone by some of you.
Thank you for reminding me that there are lazier more socially autistic bums out there.

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>>69368219
>hey're the kind of people that don't know how to function without grocery delivery because the thought of having to talk to the cashier in person terrifies them so much that they'd rather sit in their room and starve to death than go out.
I'm reminded of Ian saying she hates when people delivery her food too far from the porch so she has to use a broom to pull it inside.

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>>69344464
>Hololive does good thing and it's a bad thing because it looks pathetic

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>>69351959
>this is the girl that took care of Dokibird after her attempt(s)

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>>69362617
Anon, you should know that this is probably an anti-niji bait, it's not a serious post.
OP could have said "Hololive has mental support for their talent, isn't it fantastic, especially compared to that other company?", but the thread would have been filled with NDF sisters.
This way, instead, he ensured that the thread was immediately filled with angry Holofans, so that the discussion could go the way he wanted.

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>>69369082
motherly instinct overpowered autism

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>>69348242
Fuck yes, you didn't have to sell it to me so aggressively anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69353146
Hot

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>>69344464
You say it like it's a bad thing.

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>>69367466
To be fair, that’s one aspect where saying that you’re comparable to Aqua is not a good thing. You’d try to save face in that position too.
>>69369082
No language barrier debuff.

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>>69344464
based tard wranglers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
kys Millie

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>>69344464
>KuroSanji will never know what having proper management feels like.

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>>69344464
Yeah, it was a power move that put them on the top. We don't want to watch normal, well adjusted women, they're insufferable.
>Wasting money on stupid shit like this is mind boggling.
They have money to spare, sister.

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>>69345804
It’s not even a “What about Hololive thread”.
It’s a “WHAT? Why does Holo care more about its talents than money!?”

It feels too retarded to not be bait but sisters are infamous for their retardation so hard to tell.

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>>69344464
>>69345965
So… This is the power of the ESL.

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>>69344658
>push their members to sudoku
By making a video private to get permissions in order. If Selen is that sensitive then anything was going to set her off, if it wasn't that then it would have been someone at mcdonalds getting her order wrong. Then right now all of you would be going on and on about how mcdonalds is full of bullies

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>>69352078
let me guess, you still wear skinny jeans?

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>>69348242
>trying to sell my oshi on /vt/
sister why do you do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69345965
Chink spotted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69376668
Trying too hard, sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69378313
Not him, but I wear them because I’m a skelly and they’re just normal jeans for me. It’s hard to find stuff that fits.

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>>69376668
It's obvious from Niji's damage control statements that there was a history of abuse that the company had been aware of for a long time before the Last Cup of Coffee incident and that just happened to be the thing that finally pushed her over the edge.

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>>69348242
If I marry her I can slurp up her drool for her and then some.

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>>69352078
>>69353425
>>69354008
>>69354363
Are you niggers poor or something? Go to a thrift store and you can build a complete wardrobe of barely used clothes for a couple hundred bucks.

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>>69368260
all your examples are because of your side

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>>69344464

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>>69346515
>The idea of having a corporate mandated hag taking care of you is doing things to my brain. I think the world would be a better place if everyone had one.
We call those social workers.

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>>69379970
Truth

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>>69344464
Well we need more given they still have some yabs. Improve the quality or quantity of these staff. Ideally both.
I think shiori's henmama actually watches streams live so he can intervene if needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69358379
I think someone in chat brought the slurping to her attention and made gura self-conscious about it. it making her more like aqua only made it a little better

[Anonymous No.]

>>69379411
I just don't know how to dress decently. If I didn't go out of my way to pick plain stuff to not stick out, I'd stick out like a sore thumb, and not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
Ahah, very interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69379756
I'm not on their side I just brought it up

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>>69369437
cheers anon i feel dumb now, but w/e i'll learn from this

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>>69344464
Yeah, it's called managers and psychoterapists.
You know, the former are the ones that in Nijisanji don't exist so some of the vtubers took the role themselves, with their supervisors being recicled indian managers, with disastrous results. The latter not being there is painfully obvious.

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>>69381195
there's only so many tard wranglers actively looking for work
imagine being paid to watch an anime girl say dumb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
Mel should have had an additional tard wrangler

[Anonymous No.]

>>69382959
I pay an anime girl to say dumb shit that's a damn good job.

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>>69379970
I'd argue it's true for men as well, if Vesper Noir is a valid example.

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>>69383047
Mel literally has forgotten to put on some clothes and biked a few blocks before realizing it before. Someone would have to be with her 24/7 to stop her from doing dumb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69383285
Pictures or it didn't happen.

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>>69383412
https://youtu.be/PWdDSCqDiPU
Here anon, close enough. She said she has done this a few times being pon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
How dare waste money on the wellbeing of their employees.
They should just push them to suicide like the great Niji Empire!

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>>69383791
That's content, anon. Gura said she's from Atlantis, did you believe that as well?
Again, pictures or it didn't happen.

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>>69379970
>people with mental issues are better when tard-wrangled
dunno, seems pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
The office I work at has a chief wellness officer and they spend most of their time just dealing with the women in the office, since one always says they burn out every month kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69345965
NIJEETs are experts on women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69345965
ESL RETARD I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69386887
Anon if you want them go stalk Mel for them. You would not be the first person who has done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69368219
>Driving in 2024
>Ever
lol...
>Owning a home
>2024
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69388529
Not everyone here is a neetbux collecting shut in that lives in their mom's basement.

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>>69376668
I love when sisters try to set up this narrative that Selen tried to kill herself solely because she couldn’t get her way with the MV when prior to that incident Selen has had multiple projects shut down and didn’t attempt suicide over any of those incidents. It’s almost as if it wasn’t over the MV itself but the treatment she faced behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Another bait thread becomes something good as anons share important knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
Sisters have been so mindbroken by Doki and Zaion that they now are against basic mental health resources for talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69346799
This was probably one of the best l2d models ever...

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>>69357155
>Japanese cities are not shitholes riddled with drugs and crime and that it's safe enough for a lone woman to walk the street.
NOT FOR LONG ANON. Are you not seeing the news? There are now more than 2 million browns in jp from all over the world are the molestation numbers are growing at the speed of light

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>>69350443
Wasn't she poached from niji and that's when they fell apart?

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>>69393011
>This was probably one of the best l2d models ever
By the way it looks or something else? I remember watching a clip of sayu saying she likes her current one better as it has more stuff or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>you don't see any of the Niji talents on EN or JP needing literal surrogate moms
is this why they keep trying trying to anhero?

[Anonymous No.]

Holomem are like cows, they produce more milk when they're kept happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
That's why we like them.

It makes our instincts to protect them kick in, and thus we open our wallets to them more easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
At least they're not cheaping out on their talents when it comes to talent management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69348242
Need even.

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>>69357026
If this woman ever stops tweeting for more than 48 hours, the Japanese, NATO, the Special Forces Command of Indonesia, and the Brazilian Intelligence Agency are all required by international treaty to do a Joint Operation welfare check.

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>>69367998
Investors aren't even the ones demanding it most of the time, it's the fear that investors COULD demand it that causes publicly-traded companies to behave the way they do. Because a company's highest fiduciary duty is to its shareholders, if a shareholder can prove that a company took actions it knew would be detrimental to that shareholder's profits, the shareholder would have grounds to sue the company for failing its primary duty. In practice, that's incredibly difficult to prove, but the fact that the possibility exists causes publicly-traded companies to be super-focused on short-term gain.

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>>69344464
You know why Phase is the most successful small corpo? It's because they do the same. Crazy how taking care of your talents gives you good results.

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>>69345965
healthy women are boring and not entertaining. even in america the ones that are happy and healthy tend to drop out of the limelight to start and have families. its the trainwrecks that are worth watching/newsworthy

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>>69348242

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>>69400914
too bad she can't say the same about her body count

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>>69344464
Girls are the cutest when they're almost retarded anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69404758
rip that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69400914
took a literal nigger with a cult to dethrone her as #1 all time in superchats. Casual GOAT behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

In light of what's transpired the past 2 years it's clear that the chink clique coupled with their subordinates in Niji could've used proper tard wranglers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69352078
You can buy clothes online now. I don't think I've gone clothes shopping for like five years but I have plenty of new clothes.

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>>69344464
Great. I like my VTubers alive. Be real bad if there was a company that didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
As a nijidickrider, tard wranglers would have stopped any of this from happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69399710
Honestly you know what would fix all this then? Make investing way, way riskier. Remove all these protections for shareholders so that the fear of this happening even exists at all.

[Anonymous No.]

While I do miss stuff like Aki passing out drunk on-stream doing an alcohol review while Fubuki tried to contact her and her manager, the existence of tardwranglers and restrictions are somewhat better for their health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69376668
Imagine saying this when most exniji jp&id called niji like a prison, how fucked up are your agency when your main exniji called it a prison.

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>>69344464
Holo talents get their own managers who do the talking between talents and that makes things less risky for conflict because they're being represented by someone who wants the best for their talent while also trying to keep them safe
The biggest issue with NijisanjiEN is that it's so big that you really do need level minded people to manage talents otherwise it's likely to create a power dynamic that isn't in any way regulated by management like what we see now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69358297
> Gura also said she has had to sit through a bunch of meetings at 3am or 5 am where they just spoke nip to her and she didn't understand jack shit
holy shit really

[Anonymous No.]

>>69407910
yeah Gura has mentioned this multiple times. she had to do this like last week as well. they are always jp time and its even dumber because Gura does not know what is going on in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
is that your best shot anon?
also yes, Niji talents need literal surrogate moms because we wont be fucking in this dumpster fire if they had surrogate mom you fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69352078
Holy shit just order cloths to your home this isn't healthy retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69351959
Imagine the alternate reality where the first vtuber death is Mumei dying of beriberi

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344464
>you don't see any of the Niji talents on EN or JP needing literal surrogate moms to take care of them
Wait how did this thread go so long without anyone mentioning Ange or Tamaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69345240
>disabled people should be discriminated against and not allowed to work
Foul

[Anonymous No.]

>>69344671
I wish I had a mommy gf that loved me, it's the only thing in life I want

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>>69344464
>This is just pathetic and you don't see any of the Niji talents on EN or JP needing literal surrogate moms to take care of them. Wasting money on stupid shit like this is mind boggling.
And look at the state of niji. Talents quitting and saying it was a prison or had bad management. The talent is your source of income and you don't even treat them well, next thing you know your stock is down and you gotta bow down and read a foreign language off a teleprompter cause the highschool retards are flinging shit over at the en zoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69353146
>cum instantly

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>>69346515
>Distorted image
Typical westerner

[Anonymous No.]

>>69408814
Why doesn't she just pull the gaijin pass and drop a "nihongo wakarimasen". She's cute so they will all laugh and let her go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>69411543
We don't watch niji.

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>>69381995
In fact, if it was your side that started it, it was Nijisanji who told us that the bird attempted suicide.