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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Channels: https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Channels: https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Channels: https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Channels: https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Channels: https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Channels: https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Channels: https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
Channels: https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emberamane
Channels: https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Channels: https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Channels: https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Channels: https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Channels: https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Channels: https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Channels: https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RunieRuse
Channels: https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/eimiisami
Channels: https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HikanariHina
Channels: https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs
Channels: https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kannagiloki
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/grampico_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

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My hands.

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>> No.69265033

Can you remove the man hands from this op?

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i love runie a normal and sane amount.

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Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time. When she eventually passes after a long, healthy, and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

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What is wrong with you people?

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I love this Panda

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I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

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Love you Pippa, looking forward to the stream(s) today.

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>> No.69265112

>new iori AI art.
I wish I could stand iori. But she legit woke me up with her voice when I fell asleep watching someone.

>> No.69265118

>Can you remove the man hands from this op?
No that's literally me

>> No.69265128

WTF im horny now

>> No.69265155
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be healed

>> No.69265178

Who streaming.
Gib schedule
Stop posting the short version.

>> No.69265198

This should be playing the crabsolute legend clip pitched down in the background.
Anon does not self insert.

>> No.69265223

>Femanon thinks iroi is a lesbian

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>> No.69265242

I plapped Pippa after stream last night.

>> No.69265266

Thank you!

>> No.69265273

I need to buy eggs and graham crackers today.

>> No.69265278
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I got (You) bro

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Subtle differences

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You're welcome

>> No.69265363
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I love my retarded woman.

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>> No.69265394

didnt watch. can't stand the mexican accent./10

>> No.69265439

She beat it and lorefagged

>> No.69265474

Give my hands back, you fricks!

>> No.69265499
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Who's pits do i lick in this scenario?

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i like deer

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>> No.69265541

I have information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Dizzy Dokuro.

>> No.69265556

Femanon Status?

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still a phase friend no matter how you slice it

>> No.69265645

go back further, give me kk cyber and aoi back

>> No.69265652
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I want to stick my tongue down Ioris throat but it isn't gay to say that Larry is an acceptable compromise

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>> No.69265666

I want to take ecstasy with Lumi.

>> No.69265681

is doki a phase friend

>> No.69265705
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>> No.69265714

Phase Neutral

>> No.69265721


>> No.69265732

You need to expand your horizon man. You should smoke salvia with Ember

>> No.69265736

lumi is too proud to do drugs

>> No.69265741

Not yet, she might end up one eventually

>> No.69265759

>bro look at these tryhards

>> No.69265779
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Is that what you are into? Giving random hetero males erections on the internet? How would your mother feel if she were to know that this is how you spend your free time?

>> No.69265801

I want to suck ember’s saliva, not smoke it

>> No.69265813

Phase enemy

>> No.69265818
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Male on stream? Who the fuck is this guy?

>> No.69265849

jong pro

>> No.69265866

He Jongs

>> No.69265867

Phase up? No, phase neutral!

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Those random hetero males?
The erection giver?

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you should try it sometime.

>> No.69265884

Anon status?

>> No.69265886

Phase and /jong/ friend Sakana

>> No.69265888

I don't care about catalog drama

>> No.69265904

why hasn't sakana fired iori yet her number is shit and she clearly doesn't bring in any money

>> No.69265923

Well? Go on?

>> No.69265944

Yes but she's aging and the feeling like she missed out is starting to creep in.
She's probably considering whether to become one of those late 20s women in tight miniskirts trying to recapture their teens

>> No.69265968

There is only so much time in the day to scour for good content, dividing the task and sharing results benefits everyone.

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>How would your mother feel if she were to know that this is how you spend your free time?

>> No.69266019

She jongs.

>> No.69266020

Phase weekly doko?

>> No.69266022
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Phase girl for this feel?

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>> No.69266059
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>> No.69266075

all of PC excluding Clara

>> No.69266081

Where do you people find this trash.

>> No.69266100

Bait but I'll answer anyways. It costs almost nothing to keep a streamer around once they're in and it would cause immense ill will to let her go.

>> No.69266107

Fuck off you racist piece of shit

>> No.69266135
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It's your fault

>> No.69266134

I wouldn't doubt her doing that.

>> No.69266143

Muyu's World

>> No.69266161

I love Muyu
That's all

>> No.69266182

>male collabing whore
She's a phase enemy

>> No.69266187

All of them (mine).

>> No.69266189

nobody because she's one of my least favorite vtubers after the shondo thing

>> No.69266211

all the Asian ones

>> No.69266214

Jury is out.

>> No.69266215

Phase enemy

>> No.69266221

Keep it together-moo!

>> No.69266225

oh god Muyu didn't take her meds...

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>> No.69266235

are you lost?

>> No.69266249

Sounds like something someone with OCD would say.

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>muyu feels better for 1 millisecond
>time to give out health advice!

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>> No.69266304

You ARE lost.

>> No.69266308

Nurse's orders

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I'm madly in love with Muu Muyu

>> No.69266336


>> No.69266337 [DELETED] 

Okay cucks

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>> No.69266360

shondo is a whore

>> No.69266394

One of the biggest "fears" a psychopath, such as Lumi, has is the fear of losing control. She's immune to temptations on almost all levels.

>> No.69266395
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Why is everyone in your company mentally ill?! Does fishman have a fetish for menhera girls? I've watched a lot of PC streams and most livers are extremely menhera!!

>> No.69266405

She is a sweetheart Anon. Get her that green card and make her happy.

>> No.69266412

She tried to cancel Shondo for being a loli.

>> No.69266414


>> No.69266428

All vtubers are mentally ill

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>> No.69266473

This is not an option that's on her mind

I only do it (better) out of love

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my oshi biboo isn't mentally ill though...

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>> No.69266512

PC is an asylum. They make their patients stream to recoup expenses.

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Who the fuck just voted that Muyu isn't cute today?

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>> No.69266531

She just wants to grill for moo's sake

>> No.69266538
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Go back

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always a mother, never a bride

>> No.69266545

Being unable to feel anger is a form of mental illness

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go back then

>> No.69266554

me bitch what are you gonna do about it

>> No.69266559

kino stream already

>> No.69266564

Stop being a schizophrenic.
You're not helping.
You're only making things worse.

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Muyu M.D.

>> No.69266587

I will find you and I will destroy you

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GOD I want to FUCK Marry Uruka. So BAD.

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OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 43 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>> No.69266627

Can I... uh.... see her diploma?

>> No.69266629

Uruka's illegitimate cubs...

>> No.69266636


>> No.69266639

Grill for moo's steak

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stop hitting me!

no! I like your goofy girls too!

>> No.69266647

I wasn't going to volunteer anyways you fuckin piece of shit bear!

>> No.69266649

Am I a schizo or is Muyu recently getting happier each stream? How much happier can this cow get?

>> No.69266653

I want to be cub 110

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>> No.69266673

>You vill eat da grass!
>You vill watch the train go by!

>> No.69266688
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Or what? Are you gonna UUUUU? Maybe squeeeb?

>> No.69266691

cownny is strong

>> No.69266702

bros does anyone have pippa reciting the navy seal copy pasta

>> No.69266704

I just interjected myself into the conversation.

>> No.69266709
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If you're going to pull a gun you better be ready to shoot

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>> No.69266712
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You can contact her here

>> No.69266713

this stream is gonna be kino

>> No.69266734

My insmoomnia...

>> No.69266744
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Is this how it would feel if I had a kid and went to their elementary school to see their project?

>> No.69266784
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>You vill inhale the purple smoke

>> No.69266805

If women in their mid-late 20s feel so uncomfortable, then they should hit the fucking dating market. Males are literally forced to go after younger girls, which results in problems for the following generations.

>> No.69266809
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What are your to find and to do like the stream it didn't too like and it wasn't?

>> No.69266831
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the elusive fat-titted Vancouver sea slug.
(Dizzidonura depressians)

>> No.69266834

Also the way she brought it up and went about it was annoying woman argument high school bullshit that still annoys me today.

>> No.69266837

There's a reason it was her who set off all the cake's motherhood instincts.

>> No.69266845

Here you go anon

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you can't harm me through my bulletproof car!!

>> No.69266870
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>> No.69266879
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did translator-kun do his job right? is today going to be a good day?

>> No.69266886

Just high standards mentalcels they don't need advice

>> No.69266885

Muyu's been huffing that great purple smoke today.

>> No.69266892

eat your vegetables, BITCH *socks you*

>> No.69266893

>Tenma telling me to work out
>Muyu telling me to eat well
Am I being groomed?

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>> No.69266923
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Time for the big guns

>> No.69266941
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From what I've seen, she's a nerdy gamer. But why is she in vtubing?
The mentality of all vtubers and all vtuber fans are pretty suspect to say the least.
Her and you, and the Phase girls aren't bad people for their issues. Don't feel bad.

>> No.69266952

I love how he just didn't hesitate with that one.

>> No.69266965

>every phasoid tries to groom anons into being healthy
what is happening, is sakana behind this

>> No.69266982
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>sleep is lower than food
>CICO broscience

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She's OG phase. He also had her translate a lot of stuff before Clara was there, so they probably split translating as well. Also becuse deer.

>> No.69266995
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Nice tires

>> No.69267029
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I kinda feel guilty watching Muyu giving me health advice after having just finished 16hr stimfap session

>> No.69267030

Their preparing us for the Phase connect gladiatorial combat

>> No.69267047

This is bait.

>> No.69267051

how the fuck do you actually count calories? everything you eat is a mix of stuff with unknown weight and ingredients that have mixed nutritional value depending on the country (some shit is bigger in developed countries and things like cheese varies a lot depending on how it's made).

>> No.69267054

OSRS into Jong with Chinchilla? Holy based

>> No.69267064

Grooming the audience, picking a husband

>> No.69267072

Runie please adopt me as your pet I will be a reliable and dutiful service monkey for you but I also want to be babybird fed on weekends now I'm sorry to increase my demands but I dont think its unreasonable

>> No.69267074

Phasers are the best livers.

>> No.69267077

Sounds like Live Love Laugh femoid slogans

>> No.69267092

She also helps with packing in the warehouse from time to time.

>> No.69267093

Muyu MUST do an ojisan review now I want to post my glorious body for her

>> No.69267094

she wants a pet orc

>> No.69267102

I hope you're joking about all this stimfapping. Your heart is gonna give out

>> No.69267110


They want whats best for you anon, dont let their efforts go to waste

>> No.69267115

I can fucking hear the
>Heh heh heh

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are you ok

>> No.69267135

So I need to eat glowies???

>> No.69267141

what even is stimfapping

>> No.69267144


>> No.69267151

How was the coom?
I usually redose right at the peak (tricky but you manage) and just cease existing for a while.

>> No.69267163

Then an orc I will embody, I don't know how to achieve that apart from getting buff and getting tusk implants but I will be her pet orc foot stool

>> No.69267164

I don't do it, but by only eating prepackaged food.

>> No.69267174

>mix of stuff with unknown weight
cook your own food, buy a scale
>mixed nutritional value
it doesn't need to be 100% accurate. If you're not losing weight, just eat less calories

>> No.69267177

You're going to die while jerking off and that's how your family will remember you

>> No.69267183

Bros I am going to be an uncle!

>> No.69267188
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Hey Mini Moo, I heard you've been feeling stressed lately. That's not good for you moo! Would you like me to help you relieve some of that stress moo?

>> No.69267193

here's the thing, your body isn't a machine you bought from walmart. It reacts to stimuli and hormones way more than some stupid number.
According to the CICO nonsense, eating 1000 calories of sugar cookies is the same as eating 1000 calories of lettuce

>> No.69267208

stimpack to the sack

>> No.69267229

>he died doing what he loved
Sounds pretty normal, no?

>> No.69267238

Didn't jelly confirm she was the 4th for jong tomorrow?

>> No.69267254

Is she the one that drinks piss?

>> No.69267261
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>> No.69267266

Which phasegirl will discourage me from working, and tell me to eat junk food, not because she wants to kill me, but she's genuinely turned on by lazy slobs?

>> No.69267267

No, they will remember him as a disgusting loser and coomer

>> No.69267278
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is pippa going to play osrs or nah?

>> No.69267277

Just eat organ food and you'll be healthy.
People had this shit figured out by the 50s but then some """doctors""" came in and pushed the whole "fat bad" meme and now everyone is an obese monster.

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my heart is fine, it's my teeth and arm that's hurting a lot right now
not as good as I hoped it to be

>> No.69267318

Could go for some pate

>> No.69267340


>> No.69267349

Good for you anon

>> No.69267353

Lifting and eating healthy= likelier to be both a good representative of the company and a good earner.
Gura and Ame both are stark examples of rampant popularity paired with (relative to size) middling donations because being starving NEET Entertainment is just not economical.

>> No.69267354


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>organ food

>> No.69267389

Quiz time

>> No.69267391
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oh god this child

>> No.69267394

Better than pulling a twomad and dying while playing OW.

>> No.69267398

Keep it together-moo!

>> No.69267403

I will kneel if this happens

>> No.69267415
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>> No.69267416

meant to say organ meat but food also works.
Just eat real shit.

>> No.69267445

Lumi should goatsie into the camera as an apology for her recent behaviour

>> No.69267450

Will you play it even if she doesn't?

>> No.69267462

That's what on the WR. But "tomorrow" would be her stream later today.
Or maybe Phase parlor and tl is fucky?

>> No.69267463

It's a grow fat food

>> No.69267469

I don't think anyone laughs harder at Muyu's jokes than Muyu

>> No.69267477

jelly loves me

>> No.69267483

i don't play even when she does. it's a shit game desu senpai

>> No.69267485

this cow eats the wrong kind of grass

>> No.69267492

that's a dogshit diet, you need greens or your body will literally collapse

>> No.69267504

Schedulenigga doko?

>> No.69267507

For some reason I have an intense desire to jerk off to Iori's ass right now.

>> No.69267548
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phase girl for this feel?

>> No.69267551
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We just don't know

>> No.69267562

Runie if you're here please do gfe asmr thanks

>> No.69267565

No idea, but given Pippa's whole content variety thing, I don't see her spamming jong that many times in a week for YT streams. Even back when she was hard hooked there was some spacing between YT jong streams.

>> No.69267578

>organ food
I'm going to assume that wasn't a a typo, and ask which organs do (You) recommend?

>> No.69267580

yeah same. wanna race?

>> No.69267586

You literally don't need veggies, those are for the cows and other animals you eat. They can actually ferment them and filter the anti-nutrients, unlike you.

>> No.69267603

The only piss drinker I know is the girl from idol (iirc) who peed into the sodastream bottle.

>> No.69267608
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I wanna fuck Hime so fucking bad

>> No.69267611

I've been sleeping 5 hours a day lately, it's not good

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>> No.69267621

Runie if you're here please do ntr asmr thanks

>> No.69267647
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just be healthy, stop asking question

>> No.69267650

>don't take coffee

>> No.69267653

N-No coffee?

>> No.69267659

Bullshit. I haven't eaten a vegetable in at least 4 years and I'm still alive.

>> No.69267662

NTA but chicken liver is cheap. Blend it and put it into a tomato based sauce for instant nutrients.

>> No.69267668

>don't drink coffee

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>> No.69267683
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how many hours a night though?

>> No.69267690

Unless you are a number autist, you don't. It's just not worth the mental energy, read stress, spent on it.
There are better ways to control weight, which are based on a rule-of-thump approach, such as not eating "white" food.
That being said, if you stick to counting calories long enough, you'll start seeing patterns.
* all nuts are around 600 kcal for 100g
* all bread/potato snacks ~500kcal with the shittiest macros possible
* one egg ~100kcal. It's the same as 1 glass of milk or 1 banana

>> No.69267695

>grandpa who is as healthy as can be at 92 drinks coffee until like 6pm

>> No.69267697

im not watching all that, tell me what she says

>> No.69267709

>I'm a retard and think that I'm smart by saying stupid things like 1000 calories of sugar cookies
Calories are about gaining/losing weight, not being healthy, you fucking monkey.

>> No.69267711
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>You will never be sat in a discord call with Pippa quietly playing a game together when she randomly starts acting like a gremlin

>> No.69267713

>muyu is ruining fishmans coffee business

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>> No.69267726

Sakana?! Are you going to let this pass?!

>> No.69267727

Muyu will get suspended over this...

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>> No.69267741
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Shut the fucking stream down right now Muyu!

>> No.69267804

I drink espresso right before bed and I sleep like a baby, moo.

>> No.69267803

Your body doesn't react the same way to calories from different sources.
Grab a fucking book and get educated you fucking twat.

>> No.69267808

I'm thinking there's a 70% chance of yes.

>> No.69267813

Welp. She sure didn't last long.

>> No.69267818

Man why are the subs in Japanese for Japanese? I cant read moonrunes why do this? And the English is subbed?

>> No.69267819

Minimoos in the service of THE GREAT ALCHEMICAL PURPLE SMOKE are under strict rationing

>> No.69267820

Still more than me...

>> No.69267827

He knows not to get high off his own supply.

>> No.69267836

Ah yes, let me just weigh this grated cheese (which is nationally made in a specific way so it doesn't fall under standard references) that I'm going to put into my sandwich that always changes in amount depending on how hungry I am, as well as every other single ingredient I put into the freaking sandwich, oh and when I'm making a stew or a soup let me just measure every other ingredient too.
I cook all my meals and the amount of things involved in the process just makes me dubious on how people can actually count something that changes in every cooking process and has so many components to it. Not everyone cooks by measuring ingredients like spices on a spoon.

>> No.69267837

NTA but I suggest liver pâté, you spread it on bread and it's tastes way better than plain liver, if you don't like liver

>> No.69267859

Mooy Vey, shut it down moo

>> No.69267879

Shut up Muyu!
I'm going to drink coffee after 1PM RIGHT NOW MOO

>> No.69267890
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I awake. Pippa love~!

Depends if she found another 2view playing jong last night to lose to or not.

>> No.69267893

>didn't last long
Neither do I

>> No.69267912


>> No.69267933

I'm sending the minimoo glowies after your ass right now moo

>> No.69267938

Thats the best way to eat liver. I put carmelized onions in it, so good. man im hungry.

>> No.69267942
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Not really, the rise in obesity directly correlated with the television age in the 60's, with video games and the internet being contributing factors later on. Being sedentary for long periods of time isn't healthy.
Our grandparents smoked cigarettes with asbestos in them, I think diet and fitness culture appearing in the late 70's is the beginning of the awareness of this.
Your diet is only partially responsible for your physique and overall health.
Oh yeah vtubers or something.

>> No.69267944

Honestly all the white ones too, they just don't fetishize it and instead it's just a matter of course.

>> No.69267945

You learn to guesstimate the amounts after you've been doing it for a bit, it's really not that hard. You're getting hung up on making it precise when you don't need to.

>> No.69267947

Do NOT think

>> No.69267949
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she just says do you want to hear my dream., wanna hear about my dream

>> No.69267967

This is just most days before a Pippa stream. I just fucking smacked my funny bone into my glass desktop edge hard.

>> No.69267969


>> No.69267973 [SPOILER] 
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>lumi goes on a "break"
>even leaves with a UUUUUU in her tweet
>not a single UUUUUU post in all this time
Oh boy.

>> No.69267980


>> No.69267990

>stop thinking about work
Stop projecting, Muyu. It's easier for wagies: don't procrastinate during work hours. Everything outside of them is the company's problem, not yours.

>> No.69268000

Cigarettes helps you stay thin.
Guess what's the current public opinion on them.

>> No.69268001


>> No.69268004
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>this girl just flipped you off
what are you gonna do about it?

>> No.69268003

Yeah well good thing I am hyperaware due to COFFEE and unable to be snuck up on.

>> No.69268007

go back faggot

>> No.69268016
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Let a sleeping dragon lie.

>> No.69268026

bread is based, it has kept humanity alive for thousands of years

>> No.69268032
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no shes busy dude lmao

>> No.69268042
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Sounded like kayfabe. We're supposed to find Dizzy gross.
He likes his booba.

>> No.69268047
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back hand

>> No.69268048

commission more furry AI art

>> No.69268053

Digi should have listened

>> No.69268056

Instant correction

>> No.69268058

Are you white and do you have a big dick?

>> No.69268061
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no, thanks for the (you)

>> No.69268071
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I'll call Alice for help.

>> No.69268072

activate windows i guess?

>> No.69268074


>> No.69268087

big cums

>> No.69268088

Do the same to her

>> No.69268095

She did well the games not involving one of our /here/ jongers. She got bodied that game though lmao.

>> No.69268101

why is she sick all the time

>> No.69268124

>shortens life span
bout to pop 10 of them

>> No.69268127

God is her anti

>> No.69268147

The neet lifestyle ain't the healthies

>> No.69268150

Because being sick is how women get out of things that they don't want to do.

>> No.69268152
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are you winning anon?

>> No.69268158

you see everything on these slides? she doesn't do them

>> No.69268184
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Corrected one times too many

>> No.69268195


>> No.69268197

Consider 100g of any cheese as ~300kcal, 25g of protein and fats.

>> No.69268202

[Muyu News]
She's gonna make it to 60. We all gonna make it.

>> No.69268207
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Yes, thank you for asking

>> No.69268205

You should go sleep in a stable as apology for your rectal behavior.

>> No.69268235

I'd sacrifice myself to save my precious Muurin.

>> No.69268243


>> No.69268252

WAGMI bros, for muyu

>> No.69268259
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i miss my cute sister

>> No.69268270

ive never watched mooyou before but she is kind of weird desu

>> No.69268274

If you think the talents are crazy, just stick around and get to know some of the people /here/.

>> No.69268276

I think he meant her as a person/concept. And he'd be right.

>> No.69268285
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No, I'm getting old, the future is bleak and opportunities to improve are closing.

>> No.69268287

I saw one yesterday

>> No.69268289
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non consensual sex with muyu? yay or nay?

>> No.69268315

yes, but marriage afterwards

>> No.69268317

Would you go to a minimoo funeral if they OD on gamer supps

>> No.69268319

>Gamesups suppositories

>> No.69268324

sakana is a real merchant, doesnt even consume what he sells.

>> No.69268334

Which one of the Phasers intentionally doesn't use AdBlock to "support website staying free" and doesn't pirate?

>> No.69268341

same as everybody, stop crying

>> No.69268343

...I'm not sure about that, nothing to do with your daily life, we are living in world that's getting more tense every day, not really optimistic on this regard...

>> No.69268359

Somebody give me a treadmill to use while working.

>> No.69268363

passionately making out with muyu

>> No.69268374

You're pretending to be stupid for your ego's sake, right?
You don't actually have a hard time grasping the simple concept of keeping track of your calories, but you feel the need to pretend that it's some ridiculous and impossible thing to feel better about yourself.

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>> No.69268393

>non consensual

>> No.69268392

>non consensual sex with muyu
literally impossible
but yes

>> No.69268405


>> No.69268413
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But I'm not crying, I actually embrace it.

>> No.69268414

no rape. she wants correction so lack of correction is the proper punishment. later, rape.

>> No.69268431

Read "good calorie, bad calorie". The negative effects of carbs can only be offset by being constantly underfed.

>> No.69268432
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then resign to your fate or seize the opportunities. if not for yourself, then for her.

>> No.69268434

ok, I checked the stream (https://youtu.be/qWsVX1xUkTc?t=3759)) and she wasn't talking about a concrete collab, only that it was possible/ok to collab with Pippa even if she's not a part of Phase.

>> No.69268447

it'll catch up to you eventually

>> No.69268450

Muyu seems really emotional today

>> No.69268466

I'd rather spend all my time with her than here.

>> No.69268469

The "I know someone who does X and is fine" cope is always weird. I know that you know what an average is.

>> No.69268486

yes (I'm the one not consenting)

>> No.69268507

cowcrodile tears

>> No.69268515

Is it the meds or is it the period?

>> No.69268522
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NOW (Literally right now)
Ember Amane (20:00UTC | LIVE | Members Only: Playing Games w/ Kindling))
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | LIVE | Health Talk)

Pipkin Pippa (00:00UTC | 2h15m | OSRS)

Runie Ruse (01:00UTC | 3h15m | Members Only: Watchalong (The Princess Bride))
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 4h15m | ???)
Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | 5h15m | Members Only: Grand Lab Opening)
Shisui Michiru & JP1 (04:00UTC | 6h15m | Word Wolf - JP Origins & Kaleido Collab)
Hakushika Iori & JP1 (04:00UTC | 6h15m | Word Wolf - JP Origins & Kaleido Collab)
Utatane Nasa & JP1 (04:00UTC | 6h15m | Word Wolf,- JP Origins & Kaleido Collab)
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 6h15m | Doki Doki Literature Club)
Jelly Hoshiumi (05:00UTC | 7h15m | Buckshot Roulette)
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 16h15m | Something)

Memory ASMR (unlikely) and Airi guerilla (a little more likely) are also both possible at unknown times but not guaranteed

>> No.69268531

Why do you have the mark of the retard on your screenshot?
>because I don't want to pay
That's not the reason and that's why I called it the mark of the retard, not the mark of the poorfag, retard.

>> No.69268542

That's not Muyu's fault, she has a bad RNG.

>> No.69268552

Probably most of them.

>> No.69268562

She was on her period yesterday, so...

>> No.69268575

She's always emotional about this kind of stuff.

>> No.69268578

Catbox me.

>> No.69268580

Ayy schedulenigga tyfys

>> No.69268585

Then I'm sorry but you have no chance

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>> No.69268635

>sleep and waste a third of ur life
not falling for this psyop

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kek nice

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>Sleep for 10 hours
>Feel like shit when I wake up

>Sleep for 2 hours
>Feel like shit when I wake up

The choice is clear.

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At this rate for PC:

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idk whose POV to watch for the JP collab because my oshi isn't streaming it

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I feel like I'm back in college with this powerpoint. But it's a Vtuber giving a lecture instead of a woman giving "fun facts" that are wrong.

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>> No.69268728

sleep for 2 hours and 1 minute

>> No.69268729

But what if you die 30% earlier.

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>> No.69268732

I, too, am a phoneposter.

>> No.69268735

try 6

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>> No.69268755

>Feel like shit

>> No.69268777

Oversleeping makes you tired too

>> No.69268787

Very funny. Now post this >>69268289 on catbox.

>> No.69268792

When I counted calories more strictly, I just outright avoided foods that had to be weighed or were otherwise hard to track, and only ate things that were like "200 calories for this exact item", etc.
Another trick is to just expect that you'll always be eating more calories than you think you are, and set your targets accordingly. For instance, if you want to eat 1500 cal/per day, aim for 1000, and it'll prob end up being 1500.

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>> No.69268796

So hot. Don't think I'll last a minute with this.

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Michiru perspective for mass mayhem.

>> No.69268816

did you just use the lowest res image you could find?

>> No.69268829

I don't have that, I'm not even the one that posted it, I just saw an opportunity and took it.

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What can I say, didnt waste time cropping before the actual reply made it

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>> No.69268912

Yes because worse quality = funnier

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>> No.69268944

Cockslap her
Bratty little princesses have to learn not to mess with adults!!!!!

>> No.69268947

funny post

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>> No.69268966

Health advice from NEET's or hikkis is always hilarious.
Because it is always very idealistic, and they don't even follow it themselves with their unlimited free time.

>> No.69269004

they're just very personal and put a lot of themselves out there, rather than it needing to be speculated on

>> No.69269038

>and they don't even follow it themselves with their unlimited free time.
too real

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public spanking

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Health advices are dumb.
Your body was designed to grow really fast, have lots of sex and then have 10 year buffer between 20-30 to take care of your offspring.
After that nature doesn't give a shit about you anymore and your body has an internal mechanism designed to self-destruct and wither.

>> No.69269091

ever since the new year post about the MGS4 hall sceen I have existential dred everytime she goes live

>> No.69269122

I'm becoming Mini Moo Alter to deal with my stress

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>> No.69269141

new thread

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Michi was one of the last one's I'd expect to use 3d so that stream was a bit surprising

I don't know how the game works but I'll have all 3 up and just use whichever has the best audio settings for sound if it all overlaps, here's a multiview if you want to use it to decide who to watch:

>> No.69269223

sounds like pretty solid advice

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thank you very much

>> No.69269249

The truth is the truth no matter who it comes from.
>it is always very idealistic
There is plenty of room between perfection and complete failure. Being 70% healthy is better than being 20% healthy I'm saying this, because it really looks like you don't know that..

>> No.69269311

Biologically speaking, you stop growing up and immediately start to grow old, at about 25.

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She's had it for a while.

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Your REM cycles are fucked, use this.

>> No.69269719

I miss Lumi...
I love Miia...

>> No.69269765

>have a fucked up nose
>getting oxygen to the brain is difficult
>Feel like shit no matter how much I slept

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They told him, "Don't you ever come around here"
"Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it, uh)

>> No.69270283

>tfw no lia or pippa big bum art

>> No.69270522

Man I want to give her MORE CUBS

>> No.69270540

dumbest bro science ever; without carbohydrates your body would not have developed as it has today; just stop eating garbage, fatty

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>> No.69270944

I'm disappointed in lumi.

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We are all disappointed in you