/asp/ - Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

[Anonymous No.]

wheel edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

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Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Stay positive stay balling

Previous thread: >>69232881

[Anonymous No.]

Plapping the menhera out of Gumpai

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Spooki now?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw we will never have advicePai stream live

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>>69263824
Jail

[Anonymous No.]

sexy boyyyy *smooooooooch*

[Anonymous No.]

500 hours doing a character dont leave a hint of that character on you, im pretty sure.

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>>69264088
Yeah I don't have a character because I'm him and he's me.

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>>69264152
You're not that guy pal.

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>>69264038
(Me)?
thank you anon, you are cute too

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>>69264227
Yes, (You)

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>>69264152

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>>69264188
I'm 100% him, I got that dawg in me. This shit ain't nothin to me man. I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before you were a type 1 civilization.

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>>69264088
Years of also doing a character also dont make you be that character.

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>>69264038
>tfw im streaming for one day and im already in a tierlist.

thats.. quick.

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>>69264038
The tierlists are so bloated now.
Who can I ask to remove me from them?

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>>69264391
You were on another list before this one, too! good job orc-bro!

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>>69264391
Sorry I put you so low, I'm sure you're nice I just have particular tastes. I'll try to catch your streams some time.

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>>69264358
You aren't him, because I'm him. I'm frontin' bright 'n' tight carolina laurelcherry atlanta. I'm talkin' burgundy saucer magnolia chocolate. This shit ain't nothin' to me man.

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>>69264432
oh really? thats actually even quicker then i thought.

>>69264461
dw anon, i'm good with mid. if i wanted to be cute i would've designed a bishonen oni.

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>>69264038
Where is my ghost boy?

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>>69264421
I think Chriichrii manages the tierlist

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>>69264649
Chrii deleted her tierlist, someone named Jamie is managing it now.

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>>69264038
>Mid
Good. That means I need to focus on other aspects to be more appealing.

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>>69264649
>>69264692
but where is my ghost boy?

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>>69264772
Who?

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>>69264772
Hwo?

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>>69264861
Spooki the ghost

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>>69264895
Not asp.

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>>69263728
Plapping the menhera out of Fuza

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any /asp/ies online?

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>>69264953
just ignore them. some of the /wvt/ schizos have been going into overdrive the last few days since the whole board's been on fire. it's pretty obvious since they won't shut the fuck up about drama from 3 years and an entire board ago.

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Okay Jamie how can I contact you to be removed from the tier list, please?

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>>69265251
Jamie tell us who this anon was.

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>>69264953
you didn't deserve him

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>>69264550
Ask me if I give a damn, cause I don't. If I had a dollar for every time I gave a damn I'd be broke. This shit ain't nothin to me man, I'll fucking kill you.

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>>69264421
boop1427 on discord

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We are LIVE with the final half of Victorian Age Vampire!
Hop on by for some Friday night hunting, and enjoy watching these very competent creatures of the night hunt for Jack the Ripper!

https://www.twitch.tv/wiplashvt

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>>69265185
It's crazy how all the /wvt/ schizos keep hanging around here talking about shit 3 years ago when all the vtubers 3 years ago moved on and are successful now while the new aspies have no clue who or what the drama is all about.

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>>69265602
>when all the vtubers 3 years ago moved on and are successful now
not the males lmao

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>>69265324
You will know when the tierlist is updated, you dumbass

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>>69265640
they found vtuber girlfriends and wives so they won

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>>69265602
I'm just still mad about it

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>>69264038
>Bad
Fuck off, will you

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Is there a doc with everyones twitch links somewhere?
I wanna watch new vtubers today

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>>69265693
>Elliot wins the Xia groom-off
Still shaking my head at that one

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>>69265860
This is the only one I recall seeing. It's very very out of date.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1Csz0PRKbfSSJOhh4JBjvsJQ7EnyrUb1t7-VfBuwSips/htmlview

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>>69266243
was anyone else even competing?

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postin again ^^
been trying to try new games and feel a little burnt out of what i usually play any reccs?
tried souls games + some fps on stream recently, but i am horrendously bad ;;

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I was so sad that Ren blocked me that I decided to roll her husband twice more.

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>>69266247
I'm really looking at >>69264038
Curious about all the boys

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>>69266319
Like everybody was trying to get into her pants as much as any other pickme girltuber
Unless you mean Elliot was the only one who seemed to actually groom her and not just larp about doing so, in which case no I spose not

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>>69266319
she could have been King Arthur's Queen

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>>69266364
its okay to be burnt out of video games, you should swap into doing something else while you recover. Honestly it takes time for this to heal.

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>>69266364
while my pc isnt a real toaster, i prefere older videogames. Yesterday i streamed Dino Crisis and because of a technical error some BLOOD.
Maybe see if there are retrogames that you dig?

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>>69266456
he could choose whoever he wants

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>>69266364
Play Library of Ruina

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>>69265308
I meant the games that had liked from long ago, not those that you are forcing yourself to play.
What games do you tend to think about from time to time? Games that you have 100+ hours on? Games that you have 1000+ hours on? Games that you liked so much you replayed? Games you would always watch on others streams? Not the ones you are forcing yourself to go and play on stream.
Still, based on what you have mentioned, still these are some titles you might want to try:
>Souls
Salt And Sanctuary - Death's Gambit - Dread Delusion - Games made by tiny studioous, they have not only things from souls but also twists that try to make them be something more of their own.
Sekiro, It perfected a more dance-based souls style. similar to this one you have: Nioh, wo-long and also sifu, and If you don 't mind leaving a little bit the souls path also Shadows of mordor & shadows of war.
Very similar to the original and clunky souls formula you have lords of the fallen, jedi survivor, elden ring and dark souls 3, lunacid.
>FPS
Try something less mind-consuming, offline and singleplayer FPS: House Of the Dead, DOOM, New era DOOM 1 and 2, Quake, Serious Sam... This kind for the fast paced, honorable mention to ultrakill and metal: hellsinger
More based on story, all of the CoDs (they dont deliver for the price, but if you can put up with older titles then you might find something there) the same with battlefields. Stalker, Fear, Far Crys, Dead Island and Dying light.
Also, free to play games to have more chances of playing them with people, jut see which ones are trending on steam.

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>>69266381
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i will kill you

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>>69266364
But what type of games do YOU enjoy? Can't recommend anything unless we get an idea of what you like.

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>>69266570
never really tried any retro games before whats a good place to start?

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>>69266804
you can emulate alot of older consoles on your PC when you got a controler. Maybe look into Gamecube Emulation aka Dolphin. it's pretty much plug and play (most of the times). or maybe Dreamcast? The 2D Consoles like the SNES are pretty fire and forget aswell.

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>>69264038
>Cutest boy
Huh?

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>>69266779
I'll let you see his bond level grow with me if you unblock me. :3c

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>>69266732
Already too many games here, but also on the FPS the one who is about going up a building is a good game, I cant remember the name but its pretty famous. Also the Halos.

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mm well ive always like watching fps streamers so it made me really want to try it out cause it seemed so cool to me

i think as for games i liked long ago i really liked the fire emblem series probably the last single player game i really go into before i started streamin; or mario! i quite liked playing mario
maybe im just burnt out on multiplayer comp games,, desu good point everyone

also im so shit at the captcha thing how do u do this holy fuck

update ( cant bear to wait to captcha to reply ) ; will try emulators i think sounds neat !!!

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>>69265251
Boop1427 on discord or Pechaberri3 on Twitch. I can get the message quicker in discord though.
t. jamie

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>>69266635
if I were him i'd want to live the bachelor life too. chuuba pussy for MILES

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>>69265684
i do not use the tierlist, nor am I interested on using it, I just want to be spoonfed, thank you very much.

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Sometimes I see aspies go live who are at 10-20 ccv and they are able to spend the entire first hour of their stream just bantzing with their super active chat. And half of the people in the chat are other aspies who I know and think I'm friends with, except they never come to chat in my stream and help me set a happy tone. And then I realize I'm obviously just not liked and should kms myself

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>>69267381
thank youu

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>>69267561
Certainly, anon, everyone here hates you so much, do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoit

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>>69267561
>think I'm friends with
And that was your first mistake, dumbfuck

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>>69267433
no shot
Arthur is like everyone else who got accused of being a sexpest before
they swear off egirls entirely because it's not worth the trouble

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>>69267561
If you're fine with a worthless viewer, I'll watch you anon! Please share your link.

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>>69267764
the truth is the girls are the ones who sexpest him

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>>69267764
>Arthur is like everyone else who got accused of being a sexpest before
A sexpest?

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>>69267828
vagueposters do it for a reason.

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>>69267841
The girls were into it in all of those cases
Shania and Spooki both had girls who reciprocated but it didn't matter to the thread because anons are defective

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>>69267873
This
>Wah wah nobody watches me I'm gonna sewer slide
Fucking do it then. We're not your fucking therapist. Except you're not going to, you just want people to go "awww poor anon you're actually good at streaming I bet!"
No, some people just have zero fucking rizz and can't stream. It's as simple as that. Your /asp/ "friends" are just being nice, but they don't owe you anything either.

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>>69267920
its weird how hard so many viewers infantilize female vtubers. it really does come off like they think they're watching children and protecting them from groomers by bitching endlessly on /vt/ about any male who gets near them

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>>69267561
Never assume /asp/ies are your friends

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>>69268230
The weirder part is that if they were normal all these people would be finding relationships and getting over their menhera and making better content

anons actually drag vtubers down and make them miserable on purpose and I blame chuuba women for believing social pressure from the thread over their personal relationships

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>>69264038
Remind me who you are so I can ban you

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Which of you aspies are Halo virgins?
What I mean by that is you never played halo.
I want my first collab to be a Halo CE one.
Also looking for aspies who may have played it in the past but haven't played in ages.

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>>69268536
DMed :)

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>>69268428
Sorry for having preferences! I'll make sure to be attracted to everyone equally next time!

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>>69267561
Your real friends will always make an effort to show up. Make sure to support them in kind and detach yourself from the rest.

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>>69267828
Stop enabling faggots

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The reason I crab people here is because I get crabbed too.
It's not nice but it's not fair only I get shitted on.
So I figure out people's insecurities and just blast them on these threads.

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>>69268230
It isn't much of a secret that unicorns and their ilk are the noisy minority that demands to be catered to.

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>>69264038
Ineda is cute i think
Its his mind that's bad

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>>69269005
Low IQ post

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>>69269005
Vagueposter...

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hi chat

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>>69226752#
Elaborate?

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>>69269005
You are a bad person

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MINECRAFT - COLLAB with @fuwacoco ! Too many curves for a blocky game??? - Merlie Azoth Ch.

twitch.tv/merlieazoth

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>>69268385
Okay so who here wants to date me?

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>>69269221
He got groomed...

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>>69269221
Example infinity of why asp collabs are retarded and self defeating
What's the appeal? What's the crossover audience?

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>>69269221
>women stealing my husbando
oh no...

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>>69267561
Again:
The thread is not going to give you real friends or reliable viewers
Don't rely on attention from peers to feel validated. Focus on content above all, and people will then want to hang out with you because you're good at what you do.

and when that happens you should actually only be friends with other serious content creators because the kind of people who become a "content creator" just for attention from other content creators will always be toxic.

>>69269005
Just leave. You don't have to stay here.

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>>69269221
adding Merlie x Fuwacoco to the asp ship list

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>>69269345
DMed :)

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>>69269391
>women
Who is going to tell this anon that coco is a guy...

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>>69269345
Don't try to date people online.
The person you want to date is some highly conservative normie chick you meet in a church who thinks the internet is "the googles"

Imagine how good that would be. 0 drama, just housewife things.

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>>69269221
What kind of chemistry or dynamic are these two even supposed to have? What's the point of this?

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>>69269221
Adding you to the ignore list

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>>69269564
Coco groomed merlie, reps.

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>>69269221
I can't believe coco is trying to turn my cute wizard boy into a trany

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>>69269558
No. And I don't want to online date.

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>>69269221
Is this really what people around here watch?
The audio quality is so shit that it's actually painful to listen to, why would anyone want to watch this?

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Bros how do you keep streaming when you are severely depressed and can't maintain a consistent streaming schedule and also don't want to show ppl that you are dead inside, because no one wants to watch someone who doesn't have energy, I'm afraid that I'll begin to lose my community. What do I do?

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>>69269444
Send the ship list

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>>69269564
Lonely man desperate to be sexualized and girl who's too nice to say no.

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>>69269845
Certainly, %80 chuubas are poor to a degree to which they can't afford proper microphones, and use the worst shit possible to try and stream, another %15 is barely capable of not sounding awfully bad, and the %5 left are the super rich chuubas who have $300 audio setups

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>>69269845
Excellent post not a new IP

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>>69269851
Push the "start stream" button. What kind of a question is that?
Just be yourself. You can admit that you're having a hard time without being a downer you know, just say
"Hey I'm having a hard time but I wanted to hang out with everyone, let's have some fun"
and then actually have fun

I don't get how all you 2views are so autistic you can't figure out the basics of being human in the first place. Even if you're socially retarded you should understand this basic shit from anime at least

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>>69270002
Sorry, that was me. You caught me.

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>>69269221
How does a woman know more about minecraft than a spaniard?

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>>69269624
Merlie has been desperate for Coco to acknowledge his existence since he debuted.

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>>69270087
>woman

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>>69269985
You can get good audio off of a bad microphone with just some basic effort

Your vtubers are not bad because of something inherent to them.
Your vtubers are bad because they are not even trying to create quality content and just want attention to be given to them.

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>>69270009
You're an autistic retard. A depressed person isn't going to just start having fun

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>>69270032
Hey, don't pretend to be me you dicklick.

I'm not just being toxic I'm serious.
Why don't these vtubers try a little harder?

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>>69270009
I can think of several /asp/ies who are living counter examples to your post but naming them would be in poor taste.

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>>69270155
If it's so bad that they can't enjoy recreational activities anymore that's a problem for a therapist not an imageboard.
The fuck kind of advice are you expecting to get here?

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>>69270087
>woman
lmao

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>>69270282
then you just made a literally meaningless post, name them or keep that shit to yourself, no need to vaguepost, crab-chan.

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>>69270340
I'm doing the opposite of crabbing by not naming them. I like them as people.

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>>69270121
Half of the people considered to have "shit audio" would be instantly transformed into what thread believes are voicechads if they went through the effort of even just applying 3-band EQ in OBS. Unfortunately most aspies have absolutely no interest in anything approaching 'production quality' and don't want to spend the minute or two it would take to do so
>Captcha THR5T
Yes, they could get people to thirst after them if they just tried

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>>69270382
come on, tell who needs to do those changes, if you so kindly know so much my anon :3c

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>>69270321
Well you just look foolish. The guy was clear in his post.

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>>69270382
The reality is that women don't have to try hard and the men are only here to try to date the women so they don't try hard.
Nobody here is trying to put on a show, they are here to make friends, get attention, and cyber.

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>>69270382
wtf is 3 band eq

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>>69270551
Learn to not reflect, bozo.

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>>69270382
I don't understand what you mean at all
To me everyone here sounds good. I can't tell any difference between people here and 4 view streamers audio wise at all

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>>69269377
>>69269564
>>69269574
>>69269845
imagine getting mad about 2 people playing minecraft

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>>69270551
>The reality is that
You haven't been in touch with reality for a very long time maleschizo

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>>69270605

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>>69270382
Anon, that captcha clearly reads thrust, not thirst

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>>69270783
Why would that make a difference

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>>69270382
Give me guides on how to set that shit up son.
I just downloaded a VTS plug in and it's my first time reading about a 3 band EQ.

[Anonymous No.]

Not a single asp girl is interesting or makes any quality content

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>>69270776
Leave him alone man. It bothers me when you guys think everyone with a sentiment is the same person. You're in the wrong here.

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>>69270876
try to not project, bozo.

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>>69270838
nta but lowering or boosting certain frequencies will drastically change how you sound

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>>69271032
I really don't get it at all

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>>69270646
Name a single recent /asp/ie who makes youtube videos, tries to grow any platform other than twitch, networks outside of this thread specifically, or does a single thing other than go live and play their backlog.
A single one who is doing anything with their streams to elevate the viewer experience other than talk at video games.
You can't do it.
No one here is trying to entertain. There's a reason 4chan vtubers are in discord calls all day, then open stream and treat it like it's another discord call.

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>>69270915
Nah I'm not. I don't care if its one person or a whole cabal of retards masquerading as Anya Melfissa. The whiny "erm girls don't have to try and guys are just trying to date" unicorn shit is tired and anyone posting it needs to be removed from the Internet.

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>>69271051
Thank you for not watching me, please continue to do so crab-chan.

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>>69271051
Why are you crabbing here? Are you that bored? Go talk about doki

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>>69271051
You've never watched any of the channels from here so why are you talking like you have?

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>>69271085
But it's true? I don't get it. I'm a male /asp/. Its just true. Girls do have an advantage. I don't understand the point in denying it. But you seem to misread this as whining. Its not. Its just a statement.im convinced you're a troll at this point.

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>>69271051
There are many aspies inclining who don't do anything but stream video games. This "ya gotta do something crazy and unique! Ya gotta spend and additional 20 hours per week working on additional non stream content!" cope is cope

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>>69271222
Post channel

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>>69271222
Tell us what you're doing that you consider "trying". That should be good for your larp.

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>>69271222
hi ineda.

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>>69270783
We can go deeper than three sliders.

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>>69271267
>>Nuh uh!
>Examples cited:
Every time

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>>69271299
What? I think you have me confused with someone else. Because I don't understand what this post you've made has to do with mine.
>>69271293
No!

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>>69271387
Your illiteracy might explain your confusion with why nobody agrees with you.

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>>69271357
I'm trying not to overwhelm them anon. As you probably well know, the point is just a tiny bit of prep work in the form of tweaking an equalizer could have a large effect, but they can't even be bothered to do that little

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>>69271109
>>69271136
>>69271190
>literally couldn't name a single person
I told you. You can't think of anyone when it would even be complimentary to do so.
>>69271267
Really? Who? Can you name a single person? Can ANY of you name a single person? 4 responses and nobody's thought of ONE recent /asp/ie who they want to COMPLIMENT and say is actually trying to entertain their audience?

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>>69271501
Quote what you think I said.
This is tedious. I don't get why this is even an argument.

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>>69271561
No, it's name a person and have some anonymous crab on /asp/ start pulling up their sullygnome and numberfagging and finding shit to bitch about anyways
Or it'll be someone who doesn't come here anymore (good for them) and is thriving without dickwads like you giving them """advice""" and you're mad because they escaped the bucket so you'll be like "dur not an /asp/ie"

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>>69271561
AstroParseks Cheenmachine Purpur_Lavandel Anythingarax IceFoxZettai Kuromaru-oniisan AxedMokuba LanceMaverick Charleyfolds and there are more. Do I keep going? You were the one appointed to give names, btw, time to see what is the excuse as to why you didnt do it :3c

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>>69271591
Anon, you don't get why its an argument because you think you're right and cannot comprehend not being right. You whined that:
>girls don't have to try and guys are just trying to date
>But it's true?
and then ID'd yourself as a male vtuber. (sure I bet) So that leads us to one of two conclusions. You think what you're doing counts as "trying" in a way that is supposed to give you success like you see female streamers get. Or you're admitting that you're just here to find a girlfriend. Which one is it?

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>>69271759
Both you and the guy you're arguing with are terrible. Its pretty clear that none of this thread has anything to do with the people who stream on twitch and youtube that are all on the tier list. I don't think either of you people are even viewers.

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>>69271783
That is not me. I did not write that.

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>>69271870
>You are not viewers
Certainly not, im chuuba chuubing.

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>69271943
pretending not to know how reply chains work on 4chan is a new one

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>>69272079
I'm not sure what the issue is. I made it clear I was not that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there a fucking holostars ad.

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>>69272227
Because that's what fans do. They buy ads for the chuubas they like.

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>Merlie x Coco
I ship it.

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>>69265548
riddle me this: if they're so competent why are they rolling 1s for everything

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>>69271051
Lance is actively making an online tcg community for magic and force of will. He networks with other tcg creators and the people make the card games. He also hosts nights for viewers to join him and makes them feel very welcomed in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69272397
Google, how do I get good dice rolls?

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>>69269564
experienced mommy sex friend and a virgin nerd dynamic.

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>>69272459
Sincere question. What do you think you're going to accomplish by arguing with what is very clearly and obviously somebody posting in bad faith?

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>>69272459
Yeah but he won't find me a girlfriend so who cares>>69272459

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>>69272498
>mommy
mommy vibes from a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

Vtubers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite memory is raiding into someone and they made a big show of following me on stream and then the next day I checked my followers and they had unfollowed me.

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>>69272540
>He doesn't know

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>>69271784
The singular person in your list of random-ass people who does anything beyond hitting go live and talking to their chat is Parseks with his lectures, and none of you watch that because as stated before, people are here to cyber. He's also been here for almost a year, so he's not recent.
You are listing literal pngtubers in response to a reply chain about /asp/ies not having production value. None of these people have presentable Youtube channels or have a single recent stream of doing anything other than playing through a backlog video game or doing random sketching.
>>69272459
Lance has been streaming for literal years. He is not recent and he is not an /asp/ie. He's still unsuccessful enough to post here because his content is exactly the same as everyone else posted here.

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>>69270155
wrong, retard
I've been clinically depressed for the past 8 years and I'm always the life of the party, whether medicated or off the meds

the light is only dead inside

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>>69272873
Just admit you don't watch streams and fuck off.

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>>69272873
>Post example that isn't like the content you mention
>Nuh uh it's the same
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>69272873
I mean can't you say the same about actual hololivers?

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>>69272981
Good for you. Not true for me.

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>>69272708
For the one on the ground? Meat
For the one on the right? Uta if his voice wasn't complete ass

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>69272873
>doing what I said before
>or this new thing that im also going to dismiss

Meanwhile
>ignore tgc
>ignore gunpla
>ignore gamedev
Yeah, we know you dont watch them, judt say it, daddy isnt home to hit you for lying. Just say that yiu shitted your pants and let mommy take care of you, ok dear?

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>>69272873
you can tell this is a /wvt/schizo because he's complaining about 'backlog video games' which is something nobody gives a fuck about except for this guy who's been posting about it in /wvt/ for the past 4 years. no one here gives a shit man.

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>>69269221
This is so cringey

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>>69273118
Nono, he is a good faith arguer.

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>>69273257
whats wrong with it? i just tuned in and it's fine

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>>69272873
Reminder that Lance was paid and flown out to Japan as Lance to do commentary for card games.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you have fun sharing the same 10 viewers between each other because you people are hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69273362
ok bye

[Anonymous No.]

>my wizard crush is getting rizzed by coco
how do I compete?

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>>69273412
You don't.

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>>69271032
>>69271052
i wouldn't recommend playing with an equalizer if you don't know what you're doing, odds are you make your mic sound worse. boosting one frequency results in decreasing the others etc etc

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>>69273358
Merlie is too awkward and not in a good way

[Anonymous No.]

Lets try Dino Crisis again!

https://www.twitch.tv/frankyakamatsu

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>>69273563
welcome to every vtuber collab ever

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>>69273535
I did that and I can testify that my mic sounded like shit.

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>>69273673
he sounds like a faggot too

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>>69273753
so do 90% of other male vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

reminder

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>>69273412
Pretend to be a woman like coco does to catch merlie's eyes

[Anonymous No.]

XG-2!
www.twitch.tv/tiresiasbazaar

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>>69270748
Nobody is mad about the game choice. Please pay attention.
The problem is that the audio quality is dogshit

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>>69274302
ESL coded post

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>>69270870
Here is an old but still half decent rundown of a very basic audio setup, step by step for total beginners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SLk_ScNAps

Do this first, and then spend a few hours researching an audio chain to improve it further (because this is very generic)

[Anonymous No.]

jazz bird with Gran blue and opening cards
https://www.twitch.tv/pittiepitohui

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>>69273085
Obviously. My point is that it's a skill issue

My other point is that it's really hard and it sucks and it's not necessarily going to make that gaping void suddenly feel full and comfortable, but it's possible to overcome even in the throes of the horrible disease that is depression. The yoke is laid on our necks by our own hands, and while it's not easy to remove, the onus is on us to loosen it, and it can be done through monumental effort. Part of this is to ensure that our social bonds remain strong.

Good luck fellow retard. If you were gonna give up you already would have, so if you're going to live, live with some verve.

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>>69274562
>Computer, zoom in

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>>69274712
>first chat message

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>>69274712
Dropped

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>>69274417
Do not compare me to the lesser races.

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>>69274712

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>>69274603
No

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>>69274944
well alright, end it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>69273129
Why is she so thicc?

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>>69275019
No

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>>69275105
well alright, keep going then

[Anonymous No.]

This is so insipid.
You people are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69275220
No

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Now that I think about it, does anybody have a list of /asp/ ships and couples?
I want to draw something.

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>>69275283
oh, ok
am I invited to the funeral?

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>>69274603
You do more harm than good by casually making assumptions and pushing your outlook and what works for you in others.
Also stop with the casual insults especially if you have the real intention of being useful. You're not an army drill instructor. If you call someone down on life a retard or a fag they're just not going to listen to you or worse no matter how friendly or good natured you think you are.

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>>69274562
she's not an aspie, stop posting her here.

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>>69269923
Some of these are speculatory.

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>>69273563
He's playing it up too much, I think. You know, in that way that every single "seiso" streamer does

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>>69275657
The names are too good ngl

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>>69275657
Does denpa just sit in the chair to watch the other two?

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>>69275866
Fuza is the one in the chair actually

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>>69275521
wrong and also wrong

Assuming I do more harm than good by casually making assumptions and pushing my outlook and what works is a completely unsubstantiated claim based on what makes people feel good based on a principle of non-interaction and apathy-indulgence

I don't really have an intention to be useful either way, though. It's not something I can effectively do through anonymous posting, and it's not something I will sacrifice much of myself to do for people whom I don't know. What I can be is an impetus, but even so it's stochastic.

People do listen if you call them a retard if it's couched in the appropriate rhetoric, but it's something you have to soul read. It's not appropriate to do without significant rapport, but that's something I neither have nor intend to build with anons that I, again, don't know nor care to know.

Giving me "helpful advice" that's entirely unsolicited is a bit hypocritical given that I'm doing perfectly fine. I don't particularly mind, mind, and I appreciate the call-out regardless of what I perceive as a lack of truth. It's still valid criticism and I don't want to imply that you shouldn't try to call out people like me if you suspect they're posting in bad faith. I disagree with you but I think you're intending to do something good and, weighted by the kind of people you'll probably be speaking to, also successfully doing good. I'm just not very responsive to it and will continue to call people retards because that's my interpretation of the appropriate vernacular.

That said I don't watch any vtubers and am only here to support an IRL friend of mine who is a chuuba so I'm probably the enemy

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>>69276048
Man, you typed so much and I'm sorry but I'm just not going to read all of that.

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>>69275866
Her fetish is force feeding guys until they become ugly bastards

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>>69276048
I have no idea what this conversation is even about but the fact you wrote this much implies you're mad as fuck and that's kinda funny

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>>69269923

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>>69276870
>No Denpa x Tupo
Shame on you

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>>69276870 me
i forgot to say that the left person is the dominant one in the relationship

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>>69276048
ESL much? lol

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>>69276581
that's fair

>>69276809
I knew that would be the interpretation which is why I intentionally did stuff like typing a full quote out because I agreed that it's kinda funny if I imply that I'm mad as fuck

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>>69276870
Not AceP/Slushy?

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>>69277114
It's my third language actually

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>>69277042
>sh'vah
>dominant
Pick one

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>>69277179
that forced cringy couple?

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>>69276048
Your labyrinthine endeavor to justify your deleterious comportment through an intricate web of pseudo-intellectual verbosity and thinly veiled rationalizations is distressingly transparent. Your assertion that your actions find vindication in their harmony with your idiosyncratic construal of "appropriate vernacular" is not merely preposterous but also deeply odious. Your cavalier disregard for the ramifications of your discourse upon others, coupled with your contemptuous rejection of constructive critique, delineates a portrait of an individual bereft not only of empathy but also ensconced in a delusion of self-aggrandizement.
Your avowal to function as a catalytic agent for transformation, albeit in a capricious and disjointed manner, is risible at best and pernicious at worst. The conceit that you posit individuals will acquiesce to derogatory language when enfolded within the appropriate rhetorical guise is not merely misconceived but also indicative of a marked paucity of comprehension regarding basic human decency. Your obstinate refusal to even endeavor toward cultivating rapport or engaging with others in any meaningful capacity speaks volumes about your character-or rather, the glaring absence thereof.
Also, your flippant dismissal of unsolicited counsel as "hypocritical" evinces an alarming degree of hubris. Merely because you perceive yourself to be "doing perfectly fine" does not exonerate you from the imperative to introspect upon your actions and contemplate their ramifications upon your milieu. Your obstinacy in persisting with the utilization of derogatory language solely by virtue of its alignment with your circumscribed Weltanschauung is not solely puerile but also indicative of a profound empathy deficit.
This self-serving diatribe serves solely to underscore your ignorance and arrogance. Instead of contributing any semblance of value to the discourse, you merely propagate toxicity and engender division. Should you genuinely aspire to serve as an advocate for your friend or anyone else, I proffer that you undertake a protracted, introspective analysis and contemplate how you might evolve into a more virtuous and compassionate denizen of humanity. Until such a metamorphosis transpires, your presence will remain an ineluctable detriment to those in your orbit.

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>>69277571
I am not reading that word vomit. Sorry that happened to you or good for you

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>>69277571
ESL's please vocaroo this right now

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>>69277571
tldr

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>>69277571
As a man who likes words and understands a number of more complicated ones in the English language, this was a fun read

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>>69277571
Is this a troll post

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>>69277793
I lasted a whole sentence in my head

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>>69277793
https://voca.ro/1ayoZcT6LyBV

[Anonymous No.]

Have to prepare/draw : L2D, panels, emotes, loading animations, finish character sheet, character illust, stream illusts

You guys keeping yourselves busy?

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>>69264038
That's very kind of you to say :]
>>69269221
This isn't something I knew I wanted until it happened :]

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>>69277571
>Also, your flippant dismissal of unsolicited counsel as "hypocritical" evinces an alarming degree of hubris
Good try but I explicitly didn't dismiss it. I explicated its hypocrisy only as a way to poke fun at the self-righteous indignation being ultimately fairly self-defeating given that you, yourself, had to embrace a pattern of behavior similar to my own. Given that I am no hypocrite, I emphatically stated the appropriateness of that approach even when directed towards myself.
>introspect upon your actions
Oxymoronic. Externalizing my actions creates a disparity which invalidates the idea that it's introspection. Truth be told, though, it's more aptly captured by saying it's simply a pleonasm. "introspect" without "upon your actions" would have sufficed.

>profound empathy deficit.
Not a semantic issue but a rhetorical one, this repeats the sentiment expressed before in the previous empathy-related accusation and adds nothing to its antecedent. Overall just a style issue, however.

>ineluctable detriment to those in your orbit.
I was unfamiliar with this first word and had to look it up. I thought it was supposed to be inelocutable which is an antonym to a nonexistent adjective-form of elocution, but it turns out it was simply a word I hadn't heard before. I'm unsure of the connotations, so I will grant the benefit of doubt and declare it good stuff! I also like the fat joke at the end.

Weighing the post, by-and-large and on balance an excellent post. I was expecting an incoherent word soup salad, but it actually utilizes its verbiage quite accurately and without falling into traps of lexical misses through thesaurus use without connotative meaning distorting context.

An excellent post, Anon, thank you for your critique.

You're still a retard though because I was just posting the way I always do because I'm ETL and my vocabulary is colored by being primarily a tool for academic communication. Still a funny rebuttal that was much appreciated, but you're wrong and gay. Fag.

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>>69278358
I read half of it and it reads like parody. I hope it is, because if it's not, it shows an extreme lack of self-awareness and a deep pretentiousness coupled with a surface understanding of the "I use big words so I win" tactic.

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>>69263630
Sh'vah is playing Silent Hill: Shattered Memories!

https://twitch.tv/shvahvt

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>>69278600
no u

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>>69277793
https://voca.ro/12mHr7ZaoBNC

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>>69278630
wuh? He was making fun of a perceived loquaciousness on my part by turning the dial all the way to 11 and throwing it in my face. It's not pretentious, it's just humorously "calling out" what could with some validity be considered my own sesquipedalian foibles.

in other words he's just making fun of my by "using my tactics against me" (though actually I'm just an ADHD schizo so unless I have an actual person in front of me I just type the words that come to mind which are rarely the most succinct because I didn't learn colloquial English before learning a more convoluted vernacular).

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>>69274712
Ice cream?
I love ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69278929
Jlgnx is more into pizza

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>>69277793
I'll try after I finish stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69278686
touché, retard, you've got me there

[Anonymous No.]

>>69278796
not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>69278600
I was with you until you wrote this word salad

[Anonymous No.]

I was bored. future aspies, don't go for demon or [animal] ear person if you want to be original

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>>69274892
That fucking smile

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>>69279217
That was partially the intent, yeah, I'm glad it came across

I don't mind being the butt of the joke you see, and the word soup made me laugh IRL so I wanted to play into that by validating it, albeit I still believe my points to be sound

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>>69277571
When your sponsors pay you by the word

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>>69279264
i will rape everyone in nekomimi and no one can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279264
Are there really only 2 maids?

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>>69278687
had to switch to re7 lol lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279462
noooo don't stretch out my tight pink hole, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279264
The word you were looking for was "kemonomimi"

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279706
come here gscha give me your bussy

[Anonymous No.]

I think I might be trans...

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>>69278600
Your concerted effort to obfuscate the essence of discourse through convoluted and intricate linguistic stratagems constitutes a formidable exhibition of intellectual gymnastics, deeply entrenched within the recesses of verbal obscurantism. Your ostensible elucidation, ostensibly crafted to illuminate the perceived nuances of hypocrisy, paradoxically serves as a fragile veneer, erected in a futile endeavor to cloak the penetrating arrows of critique within the convoluted maze of sophistry.
This audacious appropriation and subsequent proclamation of belief, seemingly aimed at exculpating yourself from the moral culpability inherent in the act of jesting and mockery directed towards earnest attempts at guidance, stand as a glaring testament to the abyssal depths of your own hubris, teetering perilously on the precipice of arrogance and self-aggrandizement.
The fervent endorsement and unequivocal validation of analogous conduct, ostensibly directed inward, only serve to exacerbate the egregious lacuna in your self-awareness, a monadistic chasm that stands as an indelible testament to your brazen disregard for prevailing norms and societal decorum.

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>>69279264
What is up with the last 2 categories and the random one

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279264
>nekomimi orgy
>Non-cat-eared bitches included

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279264
uuu crane and iriya fucking uuuuuu someone draw it now uuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279832
crane is iriya and rura's son

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279771
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279892
That would explain everything

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>>69279831
I forgot the word kenomo and put neko instead

also revised hat tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279787
This anon has that dog in them.

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>>69279929
your bussy

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>>69279929
The rat that Jamie forgot to add text on

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>>69279787
you kinda lost the plot there buddy, a lot of mixed metaphors and inappropriate word use given the context evoked by the prose

I still very much appreciate it though! I still think it's very funny (and not in a derogatory or patronizing way either), but you definitely peaked with the previous one. That said, I don't think I could have written it up better ex nihilo than you! I won't even claim it's an unwillingness to potentially make some of the missteps you made here, it's definitely because you have a gift, or at the very least must have plied your trade of exhortation with both gusto and tenacity. I implore you to keep at it, in spite of the minor flaws! You're already creating something better than I could in this domain, and I have full faith you could very well achieve something beyond my reproach. Keep biting those bubbles in the bath tub and you will be throwing diamonds under the pyramids in Giza, playing poker with the pharaohs. You definitely have the big retard geist in you, friend!

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>>69279892
so hot i love father x son incest

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>>69277571

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>>69280125
>>69280140
sorry not me, I'm a different bussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279781
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279264
>one girl in robo-orgy
that's going to be a lot of clanking

[Anonymous No.]

3D KARAOKE With Your GOD Mommy Daughter Wife Girlfriend Older Little Sister Auntie Dad Brother Husband Dog Cat Cous https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish

[Anonymous No.]

>>69280410
the gscha bussy is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>69280410
who who whow how howh owh owh owhowwhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowh

[Anonymous No.]

>>69280549
sorry that's my secret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69279804
I gave up after hat-orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69280643
please gclef i want your feet please please can you make a quick video of you rubbing your feet on the mic just for me please

[Anonymous No.]

good evening chuubas, i finished all my chibis, i think ill spend the rest of the weekend doing the overlays etc (assuming ill get spare time for it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69280919
But renata my hot ojisan art...
where the fuck is it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69276870
>hell
giwtwm

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>>69281159
Hes busy with me right now sorry

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>>69280174
Your critique, while acknowledged, veers into hyperthymestic territory. Your appreciation is duly noted, yet the complexities of linguistic nuance often lead to eudaimonics beyond immediate comprehension. My efforts, while met with your discerning eye, remain tethered to a praxiphysics of their own. Let's embrace both the aletheia of imperfection and the sophrosyne of improvement.

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>>69269845
What actually happened is I gave myself too much gain in an effort to at least sound louder than Coco. I kept seeing my Scarlett go red, but I thought it was okay because OBS didn't go in the red for some reason. In other collabs I hosted, I had the opposite problem: everyone was louder than me. Today I overcorrected and that resulted in some mic crunch that would've been fixed by turning the knob down a bit, is all.

We live and learn! Next time I'll prioritise what the XLR says. That's it, really

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>>69281465
and this... is to go... even further beyond


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU(tism)

no but we're well into the Hegel-tier shitposting vocab now, I'm not getting into immanent critique with you, I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

Going live on Pt 7 of Sea of Stars /w ØkamiTheHunter.

https://twitch.tv/cranevt

Thanks for the art that whatever anon requested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69281465
>>69281586
also this proves that I could call you retarded and you wouldn't even mind much anymore so I'm doubly happy because I proved my point

[Anonymous No.]

>>69280849
wrong again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69275657
since when in Rottie in a relationship with Chrii and Cam
since when is Denpa in a relationship with Fuza and Gumpai
QRD please

[Anonymous No.]

>>69281876
My bet is yukichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69282065
That anon has brain damage. Denpa is in a relationship with Tupo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69282378
new thread move when ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>69282068
ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69275657
Crane stood me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69275657
I liked Moly because it made Holy Moly

[Anonymous No.]

>>69282487
lol that was him?