/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>69172741

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225855
Those are my daughterwives on the left and right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225855
I love my wifes so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

We all love Gura for her talent and personality. And it's not because she looks like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225904
unironically yes, Gura made me a lolicon though

[Anonymous No.]

Her being THAT self conscious about her widdle tummy rumbles even after all of this time is just the most adorable fucking shit.
God it makes me want to tease her so much, but not to the put where she cries, and then give her lots of headpats and smother her in hugs and cuddles. I love this insecure womanchild, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

is she really going to invest in that expensive asmr mic btw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225994
It sounded like she was close to tearing up after the first one, god it was so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69226147
It sounded like she already bought it, they are actually in stock in a lot of places now when I checked, unlike the last time she tried to buy one and they were out of stock everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69226147
it would be undeniable proof that she loves us

[Anonymous No.]

Finally I got my ebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225904
*touch*

[Anonymous No.]

Ngl, I would pay huge amounts of money just to watch a spy camera of Gura taking a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225904
Naturally!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69226541
Fingers crossed that I will get mine today too since it cleared customs on tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

Remember
remember when
remember when
rem
rememer
remember
Remember when Gura peed during Outlast?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am completely addicted and dependent on this girl, and I don't know what to do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone know a playlist with all her songs?
i legit can't remember all of them

[Anonymous No.]

Gura in Chloe's outfit makes her look more bullyable than usual T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>69227272
She looks more than bullyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>69225869
SNIFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>69227247
PTSD Shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

crazy that even with gura being almost completely inactive for long stretches of time, rivals still spew the 'gura killer' title for every remotely successful VTuber.

i guess gura should be happy that they all see her as an exemplary VTuber, as she's the one they all want to match and strive to be better than her.

[Anonymous No.]

i just realized she'll have a cute 3D school uniform after holofes

[Anonymous No.]

She's the love of my life!

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the Gura onahole merch. I'm dissapoointed she hasn't collab with magic eyes yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>69227475
holy fuck
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69227722
T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>69227827
The legal department at Cover talked her out of it, they said if it was modeled after her cunny it would be too tight and may cause injury to some chumbuds, they didn't want to be held liable.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69227827
I wonder if Gura would buy an onahole just to see what it looks like and stick her fingers inside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69228116
me at the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>69228116
Me sewn onto her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69228116
>Ebi branded on Gura
>Gura branded on Ebi
she loves us...

[Anonymous No.]

grats to gura for reaching the magical 4,44

[Anonymous No.]

stream it
https://youtu.be/D7XANR5cacE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69228116
why dino gura have a SHRIMPED tattoo?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Stream today? :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>69229555
collabo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69229660
Did Mori confirm it's today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230078
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230146
Someone earlier said Mori said she was in the LC collab Gura talked about, then I posted:
>>69229555
And >>69229660 said collab.
So I wondered if that was today.
But I just checked and Advent is doing a LC collab an hour after GST, so I'm thinking it's really unlikely now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is the girl I fell in love with. No one in this world has even come close to making me feel such powerful feelings and this girl is the one that brought it out of me.
Just look at her go... I love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230242
didn't Gura and Ame agreed to do another deeprock collab with more people tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230399
Uhh, they did say something about that I think, I don't think they said when, I'm just thinking of LC cause she commented on doing that I wanna say she said early feb, or 2nd week of feb, or something, but maybe it fell through. Who knows, I'm just excited to see shark again, I want more shark. I'm addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever think about how many times she silently farted during a stream? It had to happen at least several times I bet. Or imagine if she farts during every stream. And those times when she mutes the mic she probably lets out a huge super loud brrap. It has to be, god imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230376
https://youtu.be/DrYJ4AfrlGI?si=hnbGpaz3ge4E_321

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230893
Imagine the meat pizza farts she had after the ASMR stream. The tummy rumbles were just a warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230893
There's no way she would ever chance a fart on stream, she definitely mutes, I think she let out a huge fart during the ASMR stream though, in those few seconds towards the end that she muted in the middle of a subject, and then picked it back up right after she unmuted, that was right after she talked about no farts on Valentine's wasn't it? Maybe that reminded her that she needed to let one rip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230893
Why pizza? Why not a simple bowl of oatmeal with some fruits if she wanted to avoid GI issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231041
Humiliation fetish. She wanted us to hear her stomach noises so she can get embarrassed by it.

[Anonymous No.]

She is probably so unimaginably stinky. How much do you all think she smells?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if two Guras showed up in your room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231148
stinky (good)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231041
She was probably only thinking: Full stomach = No tummy noises! :D
As if hunger is the only reason for tummy rumbles like life is a cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69230893
>>69230972
>>69231035
>>69231041

Could be she just has a high fiber diet due to intestinal stuff or drinks a lot of carb beverages.

I do both and basically vent every half hour or so. That said I used to have clinically terrible constipation before my suppliments and diet change and now I am shitting like soft serve rather than trying to excrete a fucking stick sideways out my ass.

Crohns is a fucking nightmare gents.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone streaming the Gura event 15 minutes before she comes out.
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231329
>>69231306
Why not, more goob is more goob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231306
>>69231329
where fembuds at

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231306
Is she going to speak english or read a script in chinese? Will this be the first and only time we hear Gura speak chinese? Will she say bing chilling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231648
>Will this be the first and only time we hear Gura speak chinese
wrong already

[Anonymous No.]

I dropped my bing chilling nyooooo....

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231688
Uhh... I'm drawing a blank, when did she speak chinese before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231754
https://youtu.be/0yx9-2jumkc?si=gr9XcZZBl941Tu3g

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231754
she read Chinese supacha before

[Anonymous No.]

shark on the tv

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231306
>>69231329
On the big screen!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231306
No bing chilling/10
ni hao shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231788
The edits on this video are aids.

[Anonymous No.]

That was it.
I gotta say, those are some dedicated chumbies to show up just for that. I respect it.
They almost love my wife as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231788
How do you have this on hand btw? Do you have a file full of gura clips sorted by their purpose? Are you a chinabud? I'm so curious.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232193

[Anonymous No.]

kek
there was at least 2k people there to see such a short ad
poor gooba

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232374
You are late. I love her more than you now.

[Anonymous No.]

fembudbud there you go

[Anonymous No.]

they did her dirty with that ad, should've let her at least sing something short idk
of course a fuck ton of people would show up, what were they expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232544
Where are the children

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232193
I was actually thinking something like this after it was posted
>that was WAY too fast, this guy was just waiting to post this and had his link at the ready
Kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232127
I think they may of been expecting more with how they reacted when it was obvious there was no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232600
>its their fault!!!
>it can't be gura's fault for being intentionally vague

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232449
Look at the graph, it goes up to infinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232600
>>69232681
Did you just got btfo'd from /#/ or other shitholes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232681
Yes, Gura is literally perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232425
Don't be shy now, you have the thread's attention. How did you get the link anon? :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232681
Anon what the fuck are you talking about Gura didn't announce it and tell people to go there, Cover didn't even do that, the company doing the collaboration did

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232682
Jokes on you I love her infinity plus one

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232681
i think she just tried not to make it sound too special and backfired

[Anonymous No.]

it's not Gura's fault she's so popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>69232600
I don't know, I didn't really expect a whole lot.
>>69232681
What fault? What was she supposed to say? People didn't think they were going to buy out the ad board for a stream or something did they? That thing was showing like 4 commercials a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

Was that like the "Times Square" of China or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I always knew Gura was the top and Ame was the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

well, the ad will definitely work the shit they are selling will run out of stock like always but I'm she'll cringe herself into a puddle when she sees how many people showed up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Posture check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69233693
My spine is twisted and mangled.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is Tawainese hello kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69233986
Gura face on little girl's underwear when? I NEED this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69233693

[Anonymous No.]

>>69234034
>Needs little girl's underwear

[Anonymous No.]

dinogura is all over the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>69234567
lots of smelly ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning!
And to other night shifters. Goob night!

[Anonymous No.]

Child

[Anonymous No.]

>>69234567
Jesus Christ just how many were sold? Cover should really do a re-run on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69233167
>but I'm she'll cringe herself into a puddle when she sees how many people showed up
I'm assuming she won't actually see a whole lot of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69234534
Just imagine lolis all around the world farting on Gura's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69234492

[Anonymous No.]

Stop teasing Gura about her rumbling tum tum! It's adorable. Instead, you're making her feel embarrassed. I'm afraid I'll have to put a stop to this teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69235220
I unironically believe that Gura will gets turned on by knowing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69235418
Am i deaf because i never even hear her tummy unless she mentiones it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236002
I only heard it the first time, I wonder why her tummy growls so often though, I don't think mine has made noise in years.

[Anonymous No.]

My eyes often feel a burning feeling. Maybe I should sleep more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236072
You could just use eye drops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236002
Little shark was doing ASMR in her most recent stream and her cute tum was making its innocent digestion noises when it got picked up by her sensitive mic. Gura would then get subsequently flustered. Cutest thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231329
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

>baby tunes play, crowd is silent
>gura appears
>crowd goes oooo
>gura says nihao
>CROWD GOES OOOOOO
>gura says some gibberish and the audio quality is ass
>BYE
>crowd bursts out in laughter
>baby tunes resume
>regular adverts resume, everyone acts like they've seen an angel in person
anime girls are too powerful man

[Anonymous No.]

If things had gone differently perhaps she'd be graduated as we speak. They had an event happen locally by an iconic VTuber, so ofc they're happy and feeling lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236594
Gura will never graduate, she will forever be in kindergarten

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231329
me and the boys going downtown to uoh at a billboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236594
I wasnt trying to shit on them, I'd probably act the exact way. Its just that so little is required to make us happy its almost insanity. She said like 4 phrases at most her appearance was one minute long and everyones having a great time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236424
I cracked up when they all got loud at her saying nihao.

[Anonymous No.]

I cheated on Gura and masturbated to Shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>69237328
You fucking slut. Beg her for forgiveness with a $100 superchat next stream. That's the fee for infidelity around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69236833
kinda wholesome reaction desu

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69237328
Don't worry Gura also cheated on us and had sex with Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69237985
She also got raped by Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know that the EN and ID girls have to pay for their own plane tickets to JP for company projects like concerts, I would have thought Cover would pay for that, kinda shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>69239099
Goob morning faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Where's shark wife? I miss shark wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Were there any fembuds at Watsons Wuchang Gate Square, Ximending?

[Anonymous No.]

She hasn't made any plans to leave us anytime soon because not only does she love us, but she doesn't actually have an idea of what she will do after Hololive (she's just like me)
She has dreams of running a bakery and stuff, but I'm pretty sure these are all pipe dreams, I've had fun fantasies of having my own business too, but actually putting yourself in there and doing the work everyday doesn't seem much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69239332
>>69232544

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69239536
no anon she just wants to bake
its all the other business stuff that makes her sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69239536
Her weak little noodle arms could never kneed more than one loaf of bread a day, she wouldn't be able to move the large quantities of ingredients from one place to another. She barely survived carrying a single donut, it almost cost her an entire leg. I worry for her safety sometimes. My shark wife is fragile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69239728
Doing boring stuff I don’t like makes me sleepy too. I used to take caffeine pills until my doctor told me I had to stop

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read the thread
i LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will baby talk all day the two 85 IQ twin infant sons which she bore for you...and there is nothing you will do about it.

https://files.catbox.moe/x4zojl.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>69240474
But I wanted daughters...

[Anonymous No.]

I need to catch up on sleep dept.
How many of you are behind on it too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69240594
You wanted daughters, chumbud. However, Gura got exactly what she wanted: Little chum' bubbas.

She's obsessed with males

[Anonymous No.]

>>69240594
Looks like you'll have to try again in that case, don't give up!
And by (You) of course I mean me because I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

Heil Fräulein Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>69240886
I can't believe my wife had 2 penises in her for 9 months... This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69238324

[Anonymous No.]

flying to japan for holofes
I chose to layover in Hong Kong instead of Taipei
I could have gone to the Gura collab too

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Grxit/status/1758323941439844771
https://twitter.com/Grxit/status/1758323941439844771
https://twitter.com/Grxit/status/1758323941439844771

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243478
dont post drama stirring shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243478
Is that why she reposted that? Based shark wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69241724
Gura would screech and whine if that count of penises inside her during those 9 months had at had not any point increased from 2 to 3.

I try to explain to her that she's already fertilised, but is all in vain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243928
no, she reposted it because the artist is also the artist that is doing her taiwan merch
stop posting this garbage, gura obviously hates drama so don't bring that shit here either.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69244780
Oy! We don't sexualize Gura here

[Anonymous No.]

>>69244854
Orly

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

2cute

[Anonymous No.]

My onahole T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>69245598
does this mean gura did the new likes a few minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246094
Yeah, my notification didn't go off, but it must have been within the past 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246168
ty chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>twitter activity
Stream today or tweet/RT about the taiwan ad?
Call it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243478
The worst, most shitty thing about all this is that the community note on Venti's post is literally just people doxxing Gura, although most of it is wrong.
What the actual fuck? Why do normalfags think this is okay? This is actually making me angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246238
The stars are aligned, the future is bright
Gura the Gassy will stream tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246238
Her last tweet was also the TW ad, so I vote for only likes today, no tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice Valentine's day stream, chumkeks!
Friendly reminder that she's friends with Belle. You're just a bunch of useful cucks to her.

>b-but she's just an a-anime girl!!
Cope. Reminder that her little tongue was wrapped around the nordick for the whole night of Valentine's day. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>hear gura was on twitter, immediately come to shit the place up by expecting more of her

[Anonymous No.]

>More cucks cuckposting
>Coping about Belle of all things
Goes to show how little ammunition they really have

[Anonymous No.]

>see people are excited about the possibility of a stream tonight, literally no one demanding anything, just positive feelings
>subhuman feces-eating retard shits the place up by calling everyone entitled and accusing people of things no one said

[Anonymous No.]

cheesestick

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246898
Yeah, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

she lost 100 followers, what new stuff did she like? it seems to go up and down depending

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246852
You're terrible at blending in.

[Anonymous No.]

is the merch only available on the tuetue site?
it asks for a phone number to make an account

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246898
my cheesestick was caught with her hand between her legs

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should do a 3D dancing stream and show us her moves. Bonus points if they get perms for DDR or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69247521
i actually thought streams like the one where gura showed the middle finger to the sky-cam was going to be more frequent. i guess the high latency made it tough to keep in sync/rhythm.

if only they had a small studio space with basic equipment

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69247297
>blending in
You pretending like you have any right to call yourself her fan is disgusting when your first reaction to seeing people excited for a possible stream is to chastise them for being entitled.
You add nothing to these threads and are only here to shit on chumbuds that love her. You aren't her fan. You're a parasite.
Kill yourself, you shit-stirring retard.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, the cuckposter is getting really angry now, done with trying and failing to be subtle and going to straight seething and screeching. What a chimp.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246852
>calling everyone entitled and accusing people of things no one said
Is this a bot or did a post get deleted? I'm so confused right now. I don't see the word entitled anywhere else in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69246898
The sexiest cheesestick!

[Anonymous No.]

It got fanart. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69248098
What do the runes say?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69248158
I like that one, that's really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>calls him out for being a shit-eating mongrel cur
>must be a cuckposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69248157
BALD!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69247996
Do you not know what words mean?
>immediately come to shit the place up by expecting more of her
>expecting more of her

[Anonymous No.]

Threadshitters please commit kys immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243468
Are you going by yourself? I would be too scared to go to another country by myself..

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243468
>choosing hk over taiwan
Deserved for being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69243468
And why didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69231306
>>69231329
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M?t=1225
That audible crowd disappointment at the end when they realized it was just a 15 second pre-recorded ad is upsetting. They all came out to see her for that and the twitter post made it seem like it was going to be like past collabs where the holo talks to the crowd for a few minutes. None of it is Gura's fault, of course, but man, I hope the people running future collabs like this are more clear. I feel bad for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69238324
samen

[Anonymous No.]

>>69248992
Yeah... but at least they're presumably in the right place to eat lots of delicious sushi.

[Anonymous No.]

She's too cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69248373
Japan is like the safest place you can travel to, even with the language barrier it's easy to get around especially if you stick to touristy areas

[Anonymous No.]

What do you love about my daughterwife Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69249424
>Japan is like the safest place you can travel to
I wonder why..

[Anonymous No.]

>>69249501
Her fervor and zeal for the Emperor

[Anonymous No.]

>>69249501
->tied for smallest in Hololive
>beautiful eyes
>nasally and adorable voice, cute way she enunciates words
>her adorable and funny noises, screams, and verbal tics, very cute mannerisms
>she's actually very small and the stories around it are adorable
>funny and witty with perfect comedic timing and delivery, good sense of humor and very good at ad-libbing
>huge knowledge on memes and references, knows when jokes get stale
>amazing pitch control, vibrato, and the timbre of an angel when singing, she has a special way of conveying emotion
>big passion for singing / music and other performing arts
>sassy, bratty, cheeky, can be a massive tease
>very sweet and emotional girl who cries easily and openly shows care towards others
>can be very girly and giddy which makes her even cuter
>dorky and weird and when she's chatting she actually goes on about fascinating topics
>loving towards her fanbase and her friends in hololive
>the way she shows genuine appreciation towards her fans and the stuff they do for her (the fan letters, cheering her on, giving her love, etc.)
>the way she gets flustered easily, second guesses what she says and stumbles over her own words
>she's very cute with all her personal and relatable childhood stories (stuff she did with mom, how she sleeps on her belly surrounded by pillows, old computer games she liked as a kid, her interest in bugs, etc.)
>the way she goes on about the mundane things in her life like what she bought at the store or what she had for dinner
>her health problems like her anemia, and her messiness make her even more endearing and give the urge to protect her
>the way she's that she's shy and self conscious / insecure / nervous about various things in her life and about herself (like her screams, stomach noises, snorts, etc.) and the way that she gets embarrassed makes her even more endearing and cute
>the way she appreciates her members for supporting her, helping her get over her stage fright, etc.
>her antisocialness, lack of IRL social interactions, and loneliness and the way she appreciates us for giving her someone to chat to and be there for her
>her love of her family and the way she always talks so sweetly about her mother
>the fact that she might be autistic
>has cute and interesting hobbies like cooking, baking, and gardening
>likes video games and she's a pretty good rhythm gamer
>loves cute girls
>she's not self-centered, narcissistic, or egotistic at all, distances herself from social media and is free from drama, she's the polar opposite of an attention whore and likes living quietly / away from the public eye
>she has a fascination with history, nature, and other educational topics, watches videos/documentaries on topics a lot of girls wouldn't find interesting
>very country girl with her farm/home stories and the way that she's handy, crafty, sews, gardens, etc.
>tomboyish with her speaking patterns, interests, love of the old west, gross things she brings up, etc., while also having extremely girly moments
Basically she's literally the perfect girl in my eyes. I don't understand how it's possible to not fall in love with her if you watch her enough. She's top notch in entertainment, cuteness, loveability, talent, etc, and her singing is so angelic that I can't even listen to some performances without crying.
She's also blessed with an avatar that suits her so well, though I'd still watch her even she was a voice only streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69249730
This pasta still holds true. God I love this girl.
I will marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

I was kind of lazy and forgot to post when new episodes came out during the past couple weeks, but here are the latest episodes of Odekake Kozame if anyone is still interested.
33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA7UJE1HMrQ
34 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvM2Ph9OztM
35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFjTa_S3z0
36 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=654FFPGgmbA
Also, it's uncanny that an episode about her drinking coffee was released just a couple days after Gura talked about the erotic smell of espresso beans.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I wasn't so autistic, then I could make witty retorts and make Gura laugh, I really want to make her laugh at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250045
If you want to be funny, you will become funny. I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250122
Idk, I often don't know how to respond, especially not in the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara just said they have dave the diver perms, but you have to tell them in advance when you're going to play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250019
Cute!
>>69250045
To an extent wit is a learned social skill bud, I suggest playing to your strengths by trying to model the behavior as a set of rules and principles which you can fixate upon, understand rationally and practice
Eventually, you may well become fluent enough in comedy so as to be all but indistinguishable from a neurotypical normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250359
That's me in her mouth btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250330
I don't think perms were an issue with that game, I think she just wanted to play it alone off stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250330
They've had perms since 2022. The topic came after she said she was watching Kaela play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250238
Remaining quiet doesn’t make you unfunny. Strike whenever the iron is hot.
Let’s do some comedy exercises. For this exercise, we will work with the phrase “strike while the iron is hot.”
Ok chumbie, what’s something funny we can do with the phrase “strike while the iron is hot”?
I’ll go first to give you an example.
How about instead of “strike while the iron is hot” it’s “strike while the iron is knot” and the joke is about having sex with dogs and them knotting in your asshole.
Ok chumbie, your turn. Let it rip!

[Anonymous No.]

the last time i treid to be funny i mentioend farts during the asmr and she got on to us aobut hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69250045
It doesn't take much to make her laugh, just chat what a silly child would find funny in the moment and you might be noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

Stream today Gooba?

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like no stream

[Anonymous No.]

she probably streamed a couple times already

[Anonymous No.]

still cannot believe we're getting more asmr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69254052
KU 100 ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>69254461
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

How does one get granted access to her female genitalia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69254957
groom her in one of her RP discords from an early age

[Anonymous No.]

>>69254957
>Waiting to get granted access instead of just bullying her
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>69254052
She really does want to get better and do more stuff like this for us. She really does love us.
She's going to take it all slow, but I hope she knows that her chumbies are in it for the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69255515
She's going to get tired of the repetitive nature of trying to get better and give up. It's in her nature. The only things she can get better at are things that she can go head empty for, and ASMR isn't one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

Her kisses were fucking bad, she needs to do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69256759
What the fuck do you expect? She's a child anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69256759
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69256759
she's just a little inexperienced girl, I'm helping her practice as much as I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>69257075
She literally just said the word chu. That wasn't even a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My faggot radar went off what's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69257191
She kissed me specifically after the stream was over, all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>69256759
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69257739
Same old sisters up to the same old threadshitting antics

[Anonymous No.]

>>69248373
yes but i'm meeting some chumbuds in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>69258122
Are you gonna go pick up some Japanese fembuds?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't know how bad it is. Gura is not going to live for long and it's due to insane schizos and creepy impersonators. I wish I could protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

gura should stream the drg survivors game

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, this Kiara stream is yab city. I hope Gura doesn't play this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69259046
Like so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69259608
She played something similar before. She just skipped the yab ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69259046
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine…sora ai…gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>69259608
>>69259833
>yab city
Did she get this one yet

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara mentioned Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was motivated to call in to Kiara's valentines stream and say cheesy pickup lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260181
>>69260207
>Gura using pickup lines
Would definitely be kino, whether on chicken woman or someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260098
No, but she got one about everyone being happy forever but Africa is wiped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260098
Kiara got a similar one
no more poverty but africa gets destroyed/ceases to exist or something. I would have pressed the button without hesitation

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260262
>Tautology

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara just said "we'll be in Japan on the 14th."

[Anonymous No.]

It was a nice few weeks where I didn't have to hear about Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69259638
This is the same look my dick gives me when it’s been a rough day at work and chumbie needs some R&R.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260336
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260377
HoloEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260424
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea1J5MWbfVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260445
HoloEN, anon.
Holofes is on March 16 and 17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260325
Tautology was one of my favorite classes that went completely over my dumb pea brain head. No idea how it relates to comp sci. I guess binary math?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260327
what if I run into Gura while in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara said that the person who immediately responded and was excited about the call-in that couldn't happen because of her ISP was Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260724
Im not surprised, she likes those kind of call in streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260639
My wife is under constant vigil by a team of highly trained glowoperatives at all times and all places
They shall see to it that you treat her in a manner befitting a lady

[Anonymous No.]

Damn when she said "and something in the weekend" i thought she meant 2 member streams this week in addition to public streams.

This level of no streams is just sad, will she truly never put effort into the job again?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260336
chicken lady has fed us during the great famine, you should be at least a little grateful

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara is going on another trip that was just decided spontaneously. She isn't going to be alone and off-collabs are going to happen. It won't be a full week.
No mention if it's with Gura or not but she implied she will be with Gura in Japan next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261399
Anon karaoke is this weekend and probably saturday for everyone meanwhile members and a collab is for sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261588
No one cares about Kiara here

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why anyone would be surprised Gura has to be in japan during the fes days. Cover cares way too much about kayfabe to let any of the ENs stay home.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Gura cared about her fans as much as Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261691
KYS i want kiara talk about my retard wife in japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261719
Kiara said they'd still be doing callins. It's possible they might all be lying about being in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261754
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261588
Thanks for the info bud, please ignore the anti kiara schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261719
Cover makes an announcement when holoEN is in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261754
When did Kiara do ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261691
Retard.
Many of us do, especially when what she's talking about involves Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261776
What the fuck does Japan have to do with call-ins in this context

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262008
They're "in Japan" but they're still going to be doing callins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261754
Kiara is a cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261897
I would gladly trade the couple ASMR streams for daily Gura streams over the past 3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262116
You're a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262136
I wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262164
That's because you hate Gura and don't want to see her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262151
Maybe, but at least my voice doesn't make people want to off themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260536
So Goomba already recorded fes stuff months ago? No way they going to record that in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

NDF working overtime today

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262080
The Japanese members also do call-ins and they all live in the same city.
Kiara also mentioned that some of it might change to an off-collab.

[Anonymous No.]

How did the taiwan thingy go? Full crowd I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262536
>>69248992

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262354
Fes stuff should have been recorded more than a month ago, although Ina was just in Japan to record hers.
Cover seems to want to maintain kayfabe that everyone is actually there for the concert, so maybe they'll be going there to record stuff for Summer or something later in the year, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

is Gura a gutslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262690
Poor bastards

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262695
The MC stuff is live so maybe that's a reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69260262
Sounds like a win win

[Anonymous No.]

>>69249730
she's around bijou's height in the holoEN branch, give or take 1 cm.
she's not the shortest in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262695
Did rest of EN record the fes last summer? I know Mumei/Fauna have not been there since summer and I doubt Gura has either unless they have been super stealthy about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69263646
gura 141
bijou 140
la+ 139

[Anonymous No.]

>>69263646
Yeah? But can bijou barely fit in a size A herman miller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69262793
That is probably true, but sometimes not every member MCs after their song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69263927
There's also those live expo streams. They might be a part of that. Also, if something goes wrong they have the talents there as alternatives.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a shark

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone go to the Gura x Japanese aquarium collab? If so, please tell me about your experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69261584
>Us

[Anonymous No.]

>>69263665
Both Mumei and Fauna took month long breaks recently. It's very possible that they went to Japan for a week to record during that time.
And Gura was gone for five months and is generally pretty secretive about traveling, so we have no idea if she's been to Japan or not since last July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69263665
>Did rest of EN record the fes last summer
It does seem like a stretch to go back far, buts he just talked about how they are recording stuff months in advance and how Christmas stuff was recorded BEFORE summer. (so at least 7 months early) I'm sure they have the biggest event of the year well planned out. At the very least they know all their dance routines and that's what Gura has been practicing so they can record it quick within a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264092
https://youtu.be/KCsb-APHanc?si=tL4-yzwQRPAYLB6c

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1758591244605775960

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264091
sry, I forgot you're just a threadshitting anti, no more (you)s for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69263665
Pretty sure they were in Japan late November early December.

>>69262695
They don’t maintain that and haven’t since they stopped doing it live. The don’t even let them attend comiket in disguise why would they let them appear in person at fes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264307
You just entered the wrong thread go to her thread if you want to obsess over Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264092
It's so weird to me that they wouldn't have made the Aquarium collab coincide with holofes. A lot of chumbuds would have had more incentive to travel across the world if they could go to the aquarium right before or after Holofes. The Aquarium must have had something else planned for March already, because it seems like such an obvious decision to have it during the same time as fes so that those traveling to Japan would have more reason to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264134
She recorded the Gurarium stuff in Japan anon. She wasn’t officially back home till like January

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264445
anon it sold out the merch. quit trying to claim it wasn't wildly successful

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264425
NTA, but when Kiara talks about Gura, then it becomes on topic to talk about Kiara and what she's saying about my wife whether you like it or not, streetshitter.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/littleling_/status/1758504735638774044
https://twitter.com/littleling_/status/1758504735638774044
https://twitter.com/littleling_/status/1758504735638774044

[Anonymous No.]

I gooned to Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264566
Fuck off KFP

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264031
>>69263927
Would be a first for en to do the live tours so that’s actually possible same with the MC sections as that’s also live. You forgot something though recording the CtW sequel. 3 months in advance would give ample time for setups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264499
There is literally no reason to believe she recorded the Gurarium lines in Japan. She can do that at home just fine, even on her own audio equipment.
However, she did dance with Iofi for the New Year's concert, and they weren't there at the same time to record together during the Summer, so it's possible that Gura went to Japan last November, when Iofi went there to record her performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264635
I'm not KFP, subhuman. My oshi is Gura.
But when other members talk about her, I WILL mention it here and there is literally shit-all you can do about it, faggot.
So feel free to continue to squirm and seethe, worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264607
Based!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I desperately need to put a baby in her and watch the baby grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264769
Pretty sure she was on a laptop when she did the stream though I could be remembering wrong since I watched at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265094
In her stomach? Because the other way is a bit weird with the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264875
Okay KFP. I hope your oshi takes another month long break

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264765
>recording the CtW sequel
You're right, I did forget about that. However I did propose that maybe EN will be going there at the same time as Fes to record something for Summer. I think it will probably be a good time to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265100
I don't think she was because I distinctly remember normies in chat asking about the hum of her waterheater and she mentioned that that is what the sound was.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/RepkltyShd4
I know nothing of Taylor Swift but she was right, this was genuinely very cute and sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265408
I've never heard a bad taylor swift song but I've only heard ones gura sang so

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265206
>Hololive summer, CtW 2 (tentatively), Kiara’s birthday, Myth’s anniversary, Gura doing another big collab, features in different 3Ds, Sololive (1% chance)
Realistically there’s a lot of options with a 4-6 month timeframe. Ina practically lives in Japan while Mori, Bae, and Irys actually live there. It would be easier to narrow it down if Ame, Kronii or both were also going soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265408
Here’s the Cliff notes
she’s officially the biggest pop star in the world and hated by nearly half of America

[Anonymous No.]

I will catch and rape this creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265275
Her sendai stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265408
I sometimes forget her mamma didn’t intend for her to look like special needs shark

[Anonymous No.]

No Gura today? It's starting to happen again. She's streaming less and less until it becomes a week, then 2 weeks then a month of silence. She had like 1 public stream in the past 7 days? I don't like that. I'm a day 1 member too so don't try the member stream bullshit with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69265408
Taylor Swift. The 34 year old who sings songs about the life of a 17 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69266077
Last non collab regular stream was almost 2 weeks ago. She has nothing she wants to play with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69266077
Just shoot yourself already. This uptick in activity is miles better than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69266192
>3 member streams in a week
I don't give a fuck about "regular" streams if she keeps things like that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69264344
>The don’t even let them attend comiket in disguise why would they let them appear in person at fes?
I meant there in Japan for Fes, not physically walking around the show floor. But that being said, Cover does let the talents walk around the show floor before they open it to the public and have them do things like sign one of the Walls or draw some pictures on stuff.