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This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji's English branch and their vtuber units, LazuLight and Obsydia!Niji ENYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvgTwitter:https://twitter.com/nijisanji_worldPomu RainpuffYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP4nMSTdwU1KqYWu3UH5DHQTwitter:https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuffElira PendoraYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeSUTOTkF9Hs7q3SGcO-OwTwitter:https://twitter.com/EliraPendoraFinana RyuguYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu-J8uIXuLZh16gG-cT1nawTwitter:https://twitter.com/FinanaRyuguSelen TatsukiYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3wTwitter:https://twitter.com/Selen_TatsukiRosemi LovelockYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WvIIAo89_AzGUh1AZ6DkgTwitter:https://twitter.com/Rosemi_LovelockPetra GurinYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgA2jKRkqpY_8eysPUs8sjwTwitter:https://twitter.com/Petra_GurinTeamup Schedule for NijiEN:https://teamup.com/ks1nymurwq8u6ngmhnTo buy official Nijisanji EN merch and voice packs:https://nijisanji-store.com/To watch streams at the same time:https://holodex.net/https://niji-mado.web.app/homeOpen devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.you only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);Reminder to ignore shitposting, discordfags, and tribalfags.Previous thread: >>6907406
Selen, the drooling genius
>Selen is a compulsive savercute
STINKY SWEATY DRAGON SUPREMACY LOVE
Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.
I want to bottle her drool
I love this plant!
>>6919531imagine a Saw trap where Selen's lips are airtight sealed onto yours. You have to escape before she laughs and blows you up like a fucking balloon
Imagine all the pressure manager-san has to endure trying to make this branch as successful since there are a lot of expectations riding on thisPlease go easy on her
FIRST TRY BABY
I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH SELEN AND HAVE HER COVER MY FACE WITH HER SLOPPY DROOL WHILE SHE LAUGHS AND MAKES FUN OF HOW BAD I AM AT KISSING!
>>6919571Manager-san is on vacation
Bros...imagine what she's like when she's drunk.
>>6919293she drinks unsweetened tea (sometimes with lemon juice). Don't remember which one, she mentioned it during Finana Apex collab.
You wouldn't FUCK a dragon would you?
>>6919684she's the type to just get sad
>>6919712What do you think I do every night with my wife and her sister??
>>6919712I would fuck both the sisters at the same time.
>>6919571I want to help her destress.
>>6919734I don't remember typing this?
THAT FUCKING WHEEZE
I think she is dying guys.
i have a feeling she will doxx herself...https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418290932466737155
>That wheezeMy fucking sides
She's right, he went to China and this is all he could retell?
>>6919293rose certainly hasn´tshe lives off of sunshine, the electrolites from sports drinks and uncooked chicken
>>6919695https://itoen.com/products/oi-ocha-greenThis shit.Dunno why she doesnt just brew it herself
The controller has excellent comedic timing too
Playing with the dub was absolutely the right choice.
>It was too deep for me.
>>6919838Look at this sweaty stinky dragonThis musky hot dragonThis moisty smelly dragonThis drippy funky dragonThis sticky wet dragonThis odorous muggy dragonThis steamy soaked dragonThis fragrant damp dragonThis aromatic weeping dragonThis dewy odoriferous dragon
>>6919853Damn that shit expensive, il go back to making it myself
I just imagined Selen crying and two things happened.1. I got incredibly sad2. I experienced the hardest erection in my life
This thread brought to you blessed dragon wheezes and goofy laughing.
>>6919893At least this means she stays well hydrated
>>6919605>At CC's Pizza with Selen and your sister's other friends>meals are finished>Selen beat you in the cinnamon roll eating contest>spirits are high and the group is getting rowdier>They start whispering amongst themselves>the group is giggling but Selen can be heard gackling accross the table>Selen takes your cup>PFFga *gak* PFFS I BET YOU WON'T PFHH drink this....>Selen opens her mouth and lets her drool flow freely into your sprite>everyone is watchingwhat do?
>>6919853she might brew it, they sell it as just normal tea too.
>>6919780AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROSEMI HAS NO CLUE I NEEEEEEEEDD TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE.
>>6919956ask her to spit directly in my mouth next time
I am the great wosemi. I am the great wosemi-sama!!!
>>6919531>"my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh"kek
>>6919509Does she rotate the saves? This is important.
>>6919956FuuuuckOlder childhood friend Selen is all I want in my life now....
how do you think the interview went?>Why do you think you'd be a good vtuber for us at nijisanji?>NijiHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>I need you to answer the question>YEAH OKAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA>Look I>PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA FPFOFSNAHHAHHAHA>I don't th>HAHAHAOAKSHAH HAHAHAHSHAOAHHHHAHA
>>6919571>Manager-san has to deal with Finana on a daily basis.SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!
Anons, this is important.Is there porn of Rosemi yet?
This dragon and her goofy laughs.
If I make it through the audition I’ll make sure to have a Friday night cooking/drinking stream to all my EU bros
>>6920047I can't believe Noor wasn't even able to ask Selen a question!
>>6920057I too pray to the compiler gods when I build.
imagine being filtered by laughing lmao
>>6920089no, and if there ever is it will be her kicking and berating the male into submission
AHHHH IM GOING INSANE SHES TOO CUTE
>>6920089an anon made a leglock sketch on /i/ yesterday
Choking Selen while she tries to laugh
>>6919571Manager is just a clueless SEAfriend
>>6920202Selen laughing at you because you're too weak to put her in a chokehold!
>>6920215She lives in Japan so she's probably Japanese
>>6920238>HAHAHAHAH IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ANON PFFFF HAHAHA YOU ARE SO WEAK MY DUDE AHAHAHA
why won't selen read anything
>>6920265she's a real gamer
>>6920292but she hasn't said the gamer word once
>>6920265HAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE READING WHAT A NERD LOL
>>6920262>You'll never be Selen's dudeWhat the actual fuck...
>>6920265because ADHD and no one gives a shit about onimushu lore anyways
>>6919571Manager-san didn't shut down the fish/Selen collab so she's doing alright in my book so far
Selen laughing at Elira because she's sweaty and stinky!
>>6920323It's not fucking fair bros
When is wosemi-sama’s cooking stream?
Selen laughing at a joke I made even if she doesn't get and then doing a sharp wet inhale to clear the saliva out of her mouth.
>it's almost been 2 hoursDamn, I was expecting this stream to be boring but she's hard carrying the game.
>>6920265The game lost her with the boat cutscene
Rosemi won't cook a spider, right?
>>6920464Half an hour to go
>You will never get kicked out of walmart with Selen>You will never blush next to Selen while an entire movie theater groans at her kackling>You will never be the two kids in class who weren't allowed to sit together
>>6920265she's playing a video game not reading a book nigga lol
>>6920527Stop comparing everything to fucking hololive christ
>>6920540AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTOP ANON I DONT WANT TO BE SAD TODAY
>>6920540That last one is going too fucking far fuck you.
Finana's legs are pretty meaty if you look closely
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418313239822282752AAAAH I LOVE MY CUTE DITZY MISTRESS!! T o T
>>6920612Holy shit, Wosemi... I haven't watched her zatsudan stream yet but when exactly did she move to live by herself? It has to be recent.
>>6920540>You will never be the two kids in class who weren't allowed to sit togetherFuck, this one hits close to home...
>>6920540>tfw I hade a female friend exactly like that in high school I wanted too long to confess and when I did it ruined our friendship....
See even Selen doesn't think she turned out well.
>>6920540>>You will never be the two kids in class who weren't allowed to sit togetherThis one hurts more than anything else
>>6920527She'll make some pig and become absolutely haram
>>6920650She moved like right before debut.
>>6920041>Grow up with Selen as one of the bros>Always beats you at everything>Bros grow apart overtime, Selen goes off to college>One day get a text>"Hey Anon! I'm back in town, wanna hang out?">Spend all day playing childhood games in your old room>your room is cramped for two young adults>accidentally rub elbows>can't help but notice how close you two are>keep playing into the night>finally beat her at a game>turn to look at her and gloat in triumph>sleepydragon.jpg>before you can react she leans over and falls asleep on your shoulderthis will never be you
>>6920703Okay this one made me cry
>>6920540What did I do in a past life to not deserve childhood friend Selen...
Please follow her twitter to receive updates on the Woes of Wosemi.
>>6920650If was literally like 3 days before she debuted lol
>>6920703jesus christ guys I don't even like Selen and I'm crying
>>6920540You know Selen would just laugh comments like these right
>>6920701>>6920744I can only wish her good luck today...
>>6920758she laughs at everything anon
>The girl who probably doesn't even know what GFE is ended up becoming the one we longed for the mostIt hits different. It really does.
Man, I wish people would keep it to the writefag threads.I cringe whenever I see those super long posts.
>>6920793The simple, realistic childhood GFE was what we needed all along
>>6920793Selen feels like the bestfriend that was taken from you by a time traveler kicking a rock. She was supposed to be there, but you found her again, this time unreachable
manager-san is probably reading those tweets from Wosemi and sweating bullets over all the things that can possibly go wrong....
>>6920811learn to have fun faggot
Rosemi...don't start a fire...
>>6920869Life is not fair
>>6920854She acts like a ditz so that you want to save her and take care of her, but smiles smugly behind your back knowing she has you hook line and sinker.
>>6920879she already didin my heart
>>6920612If she doesn't have an oven mitten, how was she able to cook a frozen pizza in the oven?You've been exposed, bitchemi lielock
FISH LOVE!!!I love this dumb horny mermaid!
what's a GFE
>>6920911i cook frozen pizza in the oven without one, i just put it directly on the metal grates and hook it off with a spoon onto a plate
>>6920965Girlfriend Experience. Started as a term used by escorts, appropriated by vtubers.
>>6920965Gay Faggot Experience
>ywn spend all day in a blanket burrito with Elira>ywn walk around Akihabara with Pomu>ywn ERP with fish in eff eff ecks eye vee>ywn be one of the boys in Petra's otome games>ywn grow up playing games with Selen and her dad>ywn share a frozen pizza with Rosemi
>>6920869>Likes mid early-mid 00's games>Loves Transformers and robots>Laughs at everythingI can't fucking take this bros...
>Management must trust Rosemi a lot to let her do this stream
I love when people play a childhood games or a game they feel passionate about onstream. Stuff like "I remember when I got to this part with my dad" really adds to the experience for me.
>>6920965Gay Fucking Experience
Selen's sexual female DSP laugh
>>6921019THEY'RE ALL GFE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6921019IM GONNA GOSLING FOR SELENS DAD AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME AHHHHHHH
>>6920965Great Fairy Experience
>>6921050This, it's greatAlso I just love it when vtubers play older games
Going to record the cooking stream. I frel a yab coming.
>You will never put on a higschool production of the Shrek musical where Selen plays a minor extra but you got cast as Shrek and during your performance of Who I'd Be you can see her offstage looking at you and crying while making a heart shape with her hands>You will never go to costco with your best friend Selen to shop for food to bring to her friend's birthday and impulsively end up getting the 12 pound prosciutto leg and laughing about it for months afterwards>You will never accidentally say "I love you" to Selen right before leaving the discord call and going to sleep out of embarassment only to wake up to 50 messages saying "huh?" "What was that?" "???????"
>>6921037that's part of the fun, i'm sure management knows this
Pomu said she's starting her stream with the announcement, bets in what it is?
>>6921019AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI FUCKING KNEEL
>>6921103We're getting engaged.
>>6920911That's how she burnt itShe tossed it in the oven to cook but realized she doesn't have an oven mitt. So she couldn't take it out when it was finished and it burned
>>6921103It'll be about her upcoming break for her surgery.
elira is the first girl I've ever been able to call my oshishe's the first vtuber I can watch any content of and not cringe ever not a single timeI live for her saying MAAAAAAAAAAN or accidentally swearing and then trying to fix it with a safe wordI want her to squeeze her sweaty armpit hair so it drains directly into my mouth
>>6921103Surgery date and probably some hints towards what it is as well as recovery time
>>6921103People have been guessing it's the date of when she goes on hiatus next month, but it could always be memberships.
Imagine>Living next door to the two cute dragon sisters>End up hanging out with them a lot>They both grow crushes on you and argue about it>You can't choose between them and start a polyamorous relationship with them both>You now have two sister dragon wives
>>6921099Just keep going man, I'm already crying and sad
>Petra gets no schizo postingPetra.....
The thread just keeps getting hornier.
>>6921019I wonder if Tazumi knew what he did when creating NijiEN
I want to water Rosemi until she is kaiju sized and beg her to squash all the bullies.
>>6921103It just about lines up with her saying that she'd have more details about her surgery, so it's safe to assume it's that.
>>6921036>>Likes mid early-mid 00's games>>Loves Transformers and robots>>Laughs at everythingThe real pain is realizing how similar you are with her and all it took was some time traveler fucking up the timestream
>All this RE style keyhunting>The cumbersome weapon upgrading system and swapping>The character swap sectionsGoddamn, this game is so weird. I'm amazed how well Selen puts up with such boomer gameplay.
>>6921140She said it was "neither a good or bad thing". If it was memberships, she'd say it was a good thing.
>>6921169It's probably for the best tbdesu
>>6921169It's just because she's too shy but once she gets past some of her nervousness she'll get schizo posting in no time.
>>6921103Pomu's cat died LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>6920878I wouldn't call rampant gosling posting "having fun".
>>6921134You had me until the last line.
>>6921169What's there to schizo about her other than cunny?
>>6921188Rosemi is the new queen of reaction faces they're just so fucking good lol
>>6921127>>6921138What kind of surgery is she performing?
I want the males to come as soon as possible so the femanons can hornypost too...
I WANT TO MARRY DRAGON TWINS AAAAAAHH
>>6921228okay in fairness it got much worse after I made that post
>>6921228Anon do you think Gosling posting is genuine or...?
>>6921192It hurts to look at my Transformers poster and toys now
>>6921169Gurin gets no posting at all. Even during her karaoke, people were talking about the other girls and the upcoming jp debutit's just that she streams in the worst hours, she started a stream today 12 hours before she was supposed to, like some cruel joke
can she do it?
>Yeah let's just play 2 more hours!As expected of a dragon streamer... I kneel and cry.
>>6921299>she started a stream today 12 hours before she was supposed towhat are you talking about schizo
>You will never incite designed youth rebellion in Cuba with Selen>You will never go to a restaurant with Selen and have noting you order be very good so you both end up disappointed that you wasted your money.>You will never become a Toyota sponsored cyborg with Selen and have the toyota logo plastered across your robotic left leg
>>6921246Preventive surgery for some kind of cancer. No real info on what kind it is, everything anons may say is pure speculation so tune in for tonight's stream
>>6921228i've laughed at every gosling post. this is a fun thread
>>6921222She's seeing a psychiatrist to help her minecraft addction.
>>6921333She was scheduling the waiting room for her MK8 stream, and accidentally sent it for "now" instead of in the future. The stream never started though.
>>6921169About that, I think I saw an anon post about her saying something about the One-China policy. And apologizing about it. As her roommate, obviously.
I really enjoyed Petra's karaoke stream. Maybe by the time she does her next one she'll be less timid so she'll be able to practice the songs that she planned to sing before the stream.
>>6921299Petra is my favorite Obsydian but I rarely post to start with so I wonder how many quiet Petrafags there are just lurking.
>>6921333nta but she literally accidentally started a stream and quickly ended it 12 hours early.
>>6921311The operation will be successful but we will all die.
>>6921246She's swapping Melody's heart and liver like she promised yesterday.
>>6921333she had the mario kart stream scheduled 12 hours before she was supposed to and got embarrased in the prechat when she got a notification her stream was about to start
I THINK FINANA SUCKS
>>6921285>Twn watch Transformers The Movie (the 1986 ver.) with Selen>You will never quote lines with her while flexing on scrubs in WFC/FOC multi>Ywn absolutely trash the Micheal Bay films with her after a watchalong of the the first 3>Ywn watch Animated/Prime with SelenI just
>>6921368>petra's fans are shy just like their oshiCUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
>>6921395SUCKS hehe haha
>>6921395good, she can suck me dry
>>6921334>You will never incite designed youth rebellion in Cuba with SelenNo estés tan seguro.
>>6921311imagine if she put you in the oven, but accidentally carbonized you haha
>>6921395Yeah she sucks for hours
>>6921186I'm not sure if he was directly responsible for anything besides maybe picking the staff that brought the girls to where they are now. But Pomy did say he talked to them at least once.
>>6921395God I wish.
>>6921395I THINK SHE BLOWS TOO
>>6920869Idk why but right when I read this I remembered Mayuri's route from LBP.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0AN6BMHdBs
I hope Pomu's break isn't that long, but I will wait!
>>6921368There's not that much to talk about with her right now, is all. She can sing, can speak different languages, and likes to say fuck. That's about all I can remember about her at the moment.
i will now pleasure myself with this fish
>>6921414I hurts man, it really fucking hurts
>>6921263NTA and I don't mind the occasional goslingpost, but of course there are genuine posts in-between the ironic ones. That's how it goes.
>>6921311Regardless I will eat it all.
>>6921263Do you think it isn’t?
You CAN cook better than Rosemi right?
>>6921414>waking up early every saturday to hunt though garage sales to find her favorite transformer for her birthday with the allowance you've saved
>>6921503She'll probably be active on Twitter and maybe join a call or two without her L2D
Man I like that Selen is intent on beating this today so no need to continue.old games are short enough you can do that and another reason manager should let her play what she likes.
decoding these emotions
I'm surprised so many of you have fond childhood memories to draw inspiration/sadness/goslings fromMy childhood was lonely and spent trying fruitlessly to fit in even though I didn't want to.And studying, and strict parents.
>>6921414>ywn play the old ass PC Bionicles games with SelenOkay, you guys got me.
>>6921395Good to know!
>>6921542STOP PLEASE STOP
>>6921539>tfw will never be Rosemi's personal chief kept on a short leash and a tight collarit's not fair bros...
>>6921542>Ywn surprise Selen on her birthday with a MP Starscream>Ywn watch Beast Wars with your childhood friend Selen>Ywn ask Selen if she knows what it takes to be a hero
Finana latest reddit post : this picture titled "fishbrain"
>>6921539I wouldn't burn down my new apartment's kitchen the first time I cooked there, at the very least
>>6921570YOU'RE THE OCEAN I WANNA DIVE INTO TONIGHT
NijiEN Childhood Gaming Edition>Playing chill games with Elira for 5 hours in a call and not noticing all the time that has passed>Finana doing joke Eee arrr Peeee with you in an MMO and accidentally getting really into it>Pomu bugging you to play games with her more often and telling you how much fun she had last time>Rosemi having cute outbursts where she berates you for beating her then immediately retracts out of embarrassment>Selen laughing at your lack of gaming skill in such a way that you can't help but be both mad and happy at the same time>Petra being asleep when you're free to play games and vice versa
>>6921021Things would be different around here if Elira was my onee-san
>>6920879The fire rises Thorny Boy!
>>6921539I'm a pretty good cook.Well, not that anyone's ever eaten my cooking except myself but I never burn or undercook stuff and know how to use seasoning so I'm sure that's better than all of NijiEN.
>>6921640She needs to wear those so her skin won't touch your disgusting body
you guys realize Selen is going to come here and read all of these posts after she's done streaming, she'll laugh her ass off but also be mixed with a slight concern for all of you anons.her ego is going to be through the roof though
>>6921580I didn't even go to school I'm just parroting things I saw in disney shows.
>>6921414>>6921542>>6921584>>6921638I can't even put my feelings into words anymoreI just want to be happy man
>>6921703I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Selen Tatsuki. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Selen Tatsuki as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of bubble waffles to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Selen will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Selen's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtable cackly about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and epic wins. Selen will be the happiest girl in the world and ever year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>6921638>Ywn surprise Selen on her birthday with a MP Starscream
>>6921609POOMguy was a great stream what are you talking about?
>>6921651There are anons here that don't remember the DCL poster...
>your graphics are no match for my monitorTHIS DORK DRAGON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>6921503They have that leaf con panel on the 23rd next month so that's the latest she should be back by. Realistically though it shouldn't be that long. It's a preventive surgery, it's not like she is getting half her organs scraped out.
>>6921478They said he helped them prep themselves for debut and even gave them criticisms but was really nice about it, though
pretty excited for this upcoming trainwreck not gonna lie
Fuck off Gosling posters.Just watch the streams and have fun and stop using them as substitutes for your deficient lives.Rose is gonna stream soon, wonder what she's gonna cook up.
>>6921752>Getting Selen a MP Starscream and Soundwave for her birthday>Getting her a MP Megatron just to bully her with the transformation
Time to witness a miraclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9GfNoesec
>>6921703In that caseSelen whoever you date is gonna be a very lucky guy. Keep it up you kooky dragon
how do you like being in nijisaaaaanji finaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaa
>i have fire and flood insurancethis cute dork
>>6921703Selen I love you.
>>6921580You grow up with expectations and as time passes you realize that was it. There is no way to go back and fill that gaps in your story, that was it. Selen would've filled a lot of those gaps
2bh I’m gonna feel robbed if a few fire alarms don’t go off in Rosemi’s cooking stream
>>6921840The great wosemi would never die! We are but insects compared to her! Someone get the fire extinguisher please
>>6921414>>6921663Where do I even find girls like Elira?..
>Pushed back 10 minutesLovecock...
>>6921765>Pomu plays OG DOOM>Reminiscing on how her father used to play it and got her into it and anime>You remember that Pomu's dad is deadSadness
>>6921870Highschool, but only if you're confident and at least semi-good looking. College if you're confident, good looking, and have a future.
>>6921895Did she... run back to the store just to get those...? SHE IS SO ADORABLE T o T
>>6921641I love how much she seems to be having fun with all of this. Truly living the dream
>>6921858There's always Ayamy's cooking streams if you wanna see a hag chuuba nearly burn her place down trying to cook marshmallows.
you press like on your oshi´s streams, right?
>>6921932My girlfriend is a talented and adventurous cook, don't slander her like that!
>>6921939no, i'm rarely even logged into my youtube account
>>6921799>tfw you will never make Bionicle MOCs with Selen >tfw she will never take a piece that you needed first >tfw you will never make up stories of your MOCs together with increasing powercreep
I hope you all have gotten it out of your systems, because my lovely daughter is about to prepare a wonderful dinner and I want you all on your best behavior.
it's herb time
>>6921771I miss those comfy times and it wasn't even that long ago...
>>6921939i press like to all their streams!
wosemi more like wheresemi
>>6921926I would kill to experience loving sex with Rosemi, only to part way feel her legs lock behind me and her nails dig into me as I draw out her s side. She'd start calling me a piggy who only wants to breed her, not letting me pull out even if my rational side tells me to. Afterwards I would feel bad for going crazy on her, but she'd be just as embarrassed about how she acted too. Her cuteness and gap moe would overwhelm me and we'd go at it again and again until one of us passes out in the middle of the night.
>>6921939I do it for the algorithms
>>6921988>>tfw you will never make up stories of your MOCs together with increasing powercreepMy childhood...
>>6922014PIKL is such cute tumor
>>6921703I want her to look at my penis and laugh like a hyena
Okay guys, start recording.
goddammit you guys had to remind me of my sister's turbo weeb friend that introduced me to ghost trick and ace attorney and she even gave me manga+doujins from her trips to AXI didn't like her romantically, but I still miss her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9GfNoesecyou will eat what your wife cooks for you
ACRIHIVE BROS GO
>>6922083Call your sister and ask if they still talk.
>>6922128>>6922140Oh they had a huge falling out,I won't go into what it was because I know that bitch lurks here.But she turned out to be scumbag.
THERE SHE ISand she said her greetingcute!
>>6922175reality fucking sucks
How has she never done grocery shopping?
>>6922175Ouch dodged a bullet then
Reminder that Rose has only RECENTLY starting cooking, prepare for KINO
>pronounces aluminum like a britbongGross.
>>6922224Get other people pigs to do it
>>6922224she's a zoomer
>>6922175>Turbo weeb ends up being a scumbagTale as old as time. My condolences.
Why did I never get GFE vibes from other agency. I say this as hardcore DD. I love girls from both ENs, but Niji is just making me big-time gosling. i fucking hate it even though I love it.
>>6922098I’ll eat anything wosemi sama puts in front of me because she’s cute.
I am the gweat Wosemi!
i love her seagull laugh bros...
>>6922257>Says it correctly>Burgers are confused and tell her she is wrongPoor ojou-sama
She's gonna be okay right guys?
>first time cooking
god i missed her so much
Rosemi's cucking stream!
>>6922294Well, she doesn't pronounce anything else in a british style, so it's not consistent.
she's making a wasagna!
>>6921037This isn't Hololive.
>lasagnashe's fucking doomed
PLEASE SAVE HERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Has Rosemi mentioned what sort of job she works?
Rosemi would make a horrible wife.
>>6922224Her being an Ojou sama isn't just for her character
>first time cooking>making lasagnaThis will go well
Her retard accent that's somehow a mixture of three or four accents is cute. I kneel, Wosemi.
Lasagna is actually kind of tough. She's screwed.
>damn, cheese is expensiveEvery kid growing up ever
>>6922319she's going to tie you up and force you to watch her pleasure other men
>>6922354burning down my house any%
The way she pronounces aluminum is so cute. Why can’t I find a girl who’ll probably burn dinner but she’s so cute you eat it anyway?
I'm surprised her helicopter mom didn't provide her with far too many supplies when she moved out
Is she gonna set up a camera or just talk us through what is happening?
>>6922245>butchering latin suffixesGross.
>Not because I'm afraid of cooking meatShe's afraid of cooking meat
she doesn't eat pigs... is she muslim or jewish???
Are we not gonna see her cute little fingies :(
>she loves meat
>vegetarian lasagnaaaaaaaaaand dropped
rosemi doesnt want to eat me...
Its gonna come out dry. Common beginners error with lasagna
>>6919712You are years late with this question.
Did... did she just call me a pig?
>bought condom packs
>Posting pics oh boi
>>6922406just find a cute zoomer
>>6922385Has anyone actually figured out where she's from? Not a doxfag but I'm interested in accents and it's driving me crazy
>>6922451Yes, (You) in particular, anon. By all means, tell us, how does that make you feel?
Rosemi leaves fresh from the source...
>>6922472shes from pomu's forest
>>6922451no, she called ME a pig. you dont get the pleasure.
>doesn't eat piginsallah brothers, she is the one
>>6922432YES MISTRESS!Please kick me while I'm down! Berate me and spit on me while I squeal like a pig! I'm nothing more than useless insect!! I have no purpose in life other than to serve you! My body and mind belong to Rosemi-sama! My worthless flesh is not FIT to be in the same presence as my queen! PLEASE I beg you, I'm on my knees, please put your bright red shoe on my unworthy head and kick my face into the dirt! It would be an honor to lick the same soil you sprouted from, I would eat nothing but dirt if you so wish! Let me gaze upon those delicate shoes before you, wishing I could kiss them! Call me trash and wrap thorns around my neck like a leash!Force me to walk on all fours outside like the dog I am while I pant for Rosemi-sama like the thirsty animal you see me as!Rosemi-sama I am yours! Mind body and soul! I can't resist your devilish charm! I'm nothing but a pig in clothing!
> Is lasagna a noodleIs pizza a pie
It's gonna be a 5 hours cooking stream
Rosemi is ESL right?
WAAASAGNNNAA>>6922240>>6922255>>6922200Yup, social media ruins everyone.
It's weird. Selen's way to handle loses does remind me of Elira's.
>>6922517i think thats pretty obvious
>1 lb of ricottahow many people is she feeding? 12?
>>6922517isn't she a french hafu
God, she's so cute.
>And that was also quite expensiveMy queen is using her food budget for the whole week just to entertain me... Memberships can't come soon enough T_T
>>6922472idk but slugma once said when they were interviewing her roomate they unironically thought she was some Japanese princess or at the very least very wealthy. I think she did mention France in the past or something like that
Making lasagna when she's never even cooked pasta before seems ambitious.
>first time lasagna RIP.
I want to play Onimusha now
wozzawella wiwiwiThe is one gourmet dish
>>6922537she will eat nothing but lasagna for the next month
>She's scared of preheatingThis is gonna be good...
>>6922451She called me a pig, (You) wish she would call (You) a pig.
>>6922532They're sisters! It must run in the family! Imagine dragon mama...
i love her FSL accent
I hope Rosemi does FR only streams so I finally have an excuse to know this shitty language
PREHEAT THE FUCKING OVEN
>hasn't played in a month>on re-learning game on controllerHow bad will her Hades play be?
>she's not filming itWhat's the point?
>doesn't understand preheatingMy wife is so dumb!
>>6922558I managed to do it It was drowned in sauce according to my family, but I loved eating it so fuck 'em.
>remind me about the oven OK?
Where does she even live? Isn't real cheese really expensive in USA?
>>6922590she will post pics
>>6922558you wont say no to her lasagna
>>6922480Angry. Who the hell does she think she is?
>>6922590she is taking pictures, hope she doesnt self doxx
Finna time soon
Does she eve know how to use a can opener?
>Her distant, excited chatteringGOD
>>6922604>Isn't real cheese really expensive in USA?Lol no. It's just that cheap cheese is insanely cheap.
how is it still tracking her? is she wearing tracking?
>>6922630The great wosemi sama
AAAAAAAAAAA HER VOICE ECHOING FROM A DISTANCE IS CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>6922630the gweat wose-sama!
>>6922636> genshin impactyeah i think ill be skipping fish today
>>6922642rose got me fucked up
she's wearing a dress *pleading face emoji*
>>6922604Nah. It is just most American recipes were made in the depression when all they could afford was fake cheese.
>>6922652She is wearing nothing but an apron right now
>>6922652Tracked by phone so maybe she just carried the phone with her.
>>6922694You lied to me.
How sheltered was Rosemi?
>vtuber>can't cook for shit nor use simple toolsIt's a requirement at this point
>>6922604 Cheese is absolutely not expensive here how did that rumor even start
>>6922694she is wearing nothing but leggings and a dress right now.
>>6922652No, Niji uses iphone for tracking. She either has her setup perfectly located to keep the tracking, or it was an act.
"I don't know how to open cans"Fuck
>>6922694not even apron
>Cooking with a dressAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS CUUUUUUUTE
>got her dress stuck>has a dress onOh God I'm actually in love
>Doesn't know how to use a can openerWhy
>>6922604Why would cheese be expensive? The most expensive is the kind from the EU where it has to be like from a specific town or something, because the supply is limited to what that region can produce and they can basically set the price for it.
>>6922634i dunno bro... she likes to post irl selfies in past life
What is Wosemi cooking?
Is Rose retarded? She sounds retarded
>>6922714I can't believe she would do this to me...Aaaaah prove me wrong more, Wosemi-sama!!
idk how to use a can opener either desu
She is gonna slice her finger
Hey so uh Rose in kinda really cute huh? I'm liking her a lot more than I've expected to initially.
This is so unnervingI can feel the ADD oozing out of the screen
All of those girls are 10/10 holy shit.
I love this retard
oh boy here we g9
Yup, off to a good start.
wtf was that noise
>Broke the can openerHOW
>I broke the can opener...
She really is a sheltered princess...
She is literally perfect, holy shit
She's faking this right? No way she's this retarded
>>6922752she is a bit wetarded
This is worrisome.
Peak moe content
>can opener already kaputtRosemi...
anyone else use youtube miniplayer?
>she broke the can openoh my god
>Hulk smashed the can opener
Rosemi what the FUCKHOW DID YOU BREAK A CAN OPENER
>a knifebros... she is gonna die...
Yeah, use a knife to open that can. :)
How tf do u break a can opener
i want to marry this retard...
>USING A KNIFE
Oh god she's gonna injure herself opening a can
> shes going to use a knife.
her manager is having a heart attack right now huh
>>6922773Imagine if they continue debuting 10/10 EN waves. Imagine if the male wave is 10/10 too.
I'm actually scared now
Don't doxx yourself taking pictures of cans...
>>6922752All women are retarded in one way or another
I feel like I need to teach Rosemi so many things and I want her to succeed in every one, is this what having a daughter feels like?
Rosemi's going to cut herself trying to open a can isn't she?
>>6922848her manager and everyone watching is having a heart attack
>has never done her own groceries>never used a can opener>never cooked her own food>probably going to doxx herself in at least one of these picturesI want to care for this ojou-sama...
Rosemi is my girlfriend.
I hate those spinny can openers.This one is much better
i thought that was a reflection for a sec
ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE!
NO FUCKING DON'T USE A KNIFE
>expected chaos kino>got chaos kinothe gweat wosemi-sama never disappoints
>>6922856>ywn have Wosemi as your slight S ojou-sama daughter-wifewhy even live
>why are you guys saying don't use a knife
We already have two daugher-wife sims in NijiEN and we arent even a full year in yet
>>6922850Stop my free time...
>Using a knife on thatYeah she's going to slice her hand open
someone ask her if she has a swiss knife or a mini one as a keychain
Holy fuck im dying, and soon she'll be dead too at this rate.
I can't believe rosemi is gonna fucking DIE before two weeks are even over
>she's fucking using a kitchen knifeHAHAHA
>a huge knifeOH no
I wanted the stream to be super scuffed but now its just getting dangerous
i cant believe rosemi is dead
This is like watching a child near a light socket
this is gonna turn into a guro stream
>THE FUCKING SOUNDSJESUS CHRIST
I closed the stream, I can't watch a girl slice her finger off
ROSEMI'S GOING TO DIE
THOSE FUCKING SOUNDS WOSEMI IS GOING TO DIE ON STREAM
ROSEMI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONTJESUS FUCK IM TERRIFIED
Being stabbed by Rosemi's knife!
>>6922872Literally who the fuck is this girl? Is she some mafia princess who is doing this for fun?
dont you fucking dare to injure yourself you dumb plant
This is doing bad things to my heart
god this is thrillingi am concerned yet excited
>A LARGE KNIFE
>Did it get bigger maybe?IT SURE DID, ROSE-SAMA T o T
She's going to cut herself
How do they find such special girls. How do you make it to adulthood without using a can opener.
I am choosing to believe she's faking this because I don't want to deal with the alternative.
MANAGER CUT THE STREAM NOW
Oh god she's just pretending right
how do you fuck up this bad even a kid should know how to open a can
the knife is gonna shatter and ricochet shards of metal into her face
Guys I'm scared
>what if I stabbed the can?I'm scared for Wosemi. She reminds me of me and I nearly started a fire when I tried to cook alone for the first time.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THE REST OF EN TO TELL HER TO STOP
>>6922978I went from wanting to see moe to wanting to see a snuff vid.
If she somehow manages to open a can with the spoon, I can kind of relax and see it as some kind of show.
>>6922989It's not that strange, just have a family who never teach you.t. tried cooking once and started a fire
Pomu you're the responsible adult of NijiEN, save her.
>>6922972>Mom asks what she is doing while she streams>Goes menhera and threatens to call the police if she doesn't answer fast enoughI'm surprised she let her move out at all
>this entire stream
>>6922989I have never used a can opener in my life. I am 25
>>6923060Well I hope so, for her own sake.
Im genuinely fucking terrified for this girlThis has activated my genuine savior complex
>>6922989Lived sheltered life with rich parents
If you want fish on the sidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Sq5vvkif4
What's in the can that is so important?
is the pretending or for real? i legit can't tell
>>6923028probably talking to manager san for help
this is giving me anxiety
>>6923117Your dog food
>>6923133She definitely broke the can opener
Is selen unironically good at video games?I wouldn't expect most streamers to actually use all of their available tools for a fight.
She's going to cut herself holy shit.
>>6923114>AYAKA MY LOVE Finana you love every character....
This is actually a horror stream
Her chat might be as retarded as her. I love it.
>Using a fork>USING SCISSORSThe tomato sauce is going to be redder than usual
>>6923077She is nearing infinite cuteness, this is getting dangerous
>>6923133she's wetarded pwease understand
>>6922972The number of vtubers that seem to already be wealthy and are just doing it for fun is pretty high. I suppose that's not too shocking given how hard it is to make a living doing it, they either have to have other jobs in which case they can't stream much or already wealthy and/or NEETs.
>>6922555Holy shit I won't get this out of my head.
Imagine ending up in ER because you slice open your hand trying to open a can...
>>6923176She seems much better than most vtubers.
>>6923176You should... uh... check her playthrough of Shovel Knight from last night
Wosemi-sama, you can't dom the can into opening... it's not alive...
>>6923176She has good reflexes and option awareness. Her sense of direction and focus are nonexistent.
This bitch is not retarded, she's very very smart. While her genmates are working on numbers, she breeds the most loyal paypigs you can imagine. Just look at this, she's a top actor playing a perfect moe role. Mark my words, she will be the most donated one in EN in a few months
>>692313350/50. I've seen my sister attempt to "cook" and it goes much the same way as this.
>already out of breath from the can fightMY HEART CAN`T TAKE THIS
>progress>with fucking scissorsSOMEONE HELP HER SHIROU WHERE ARE YOUUUU
>mfw listening to this disaster in the making
>>6923176Yes, she's not esports level but she's good for a vtuber.
>>6922604Don't worry she made it from her breast milk
I really want to know what JPbros are saying
>>6923276yes she's acting and she scripted this out. but you don't have to ruin santa clause
ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE
COMPUTER ENHANCE THAT PICTURE
i think she just thinks she broke the can opener
I hope Manager-san is there to turn off the stream when she ... you know
>Little gash along the bottomAlso we will likely go hungry tonight, thornybros...
> metal reflections*concern*
Please record the Rosemi vod in case of HAPPENING I wanna watch it later.
Wosemi sama you’re cooking reps... is this girl going to be okay?
what the fuck is rosemi doing
>half an hour in>hasn't even started cooking yetuuuuhhhhhhhh just how long is this gonna last?
she is so weak...selen could probably crush the can between her thighs
>>6923383get the google translate extension for your browser
imagine if she accidentally selects a nude of herself instead of a can pic and it shows up on screen haha
FISHE GOT HER
>>6923392Probably. Given that she did manage to punch a clean hole through, she does know how to use it, probably
>>6923383Saw a comment like "first time opening a can?" "I'm scared", they are thinking the same thing we are.
>>6923470It'll be ready for tomorrow's breakfast
>>6923469can opening stream, cant you tell?
>>6923470I guess she was right now to start the oven yet.
>bent the spoonRose...
An actual sacrebleu
Looks like people watching Finana yesterday were in reality there for Selen. She got no boost at all.
Well at least she doesn't have to deep fry anything... imagine the horror
Didn't she already post her selfies? Why are you fags so concerned about some shitty reflection that won't even be clear enough to discern anything?
>rose fights a goddamn tomato can for 30 minutesSACRE BLEU
>>6923470Doesn't lasagna take like 2 hours normally from prep to finish? I wonder if she realizes that...
She just gave up...
Anyone notice how often her wosemi's pupils dilate?Makes her look a little crazy. I like it
> Injury> Fire> Unintended revealsThis is speedrunning for all sorts of categories
THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>all that blood...
>>6923570She also started literally 6 minutes ago, I don't why I'm responding to this
>SHE CUT THE LID ACROSS
Ahhhh the contamination the bacteria...
Is it too hard to cover the knife with something so she doesn't hurt herself and open the can with it?
>>6922752It's what makes her CUTE
she did it!
How the FUCK do you open a can like that?
>>6923570Look, feesh is cute but there is no way I'd miss Rose-sama burn down her kitchen
>>6923570she was over 2k with papers please, and she just started streaming clashing with flower and dragon, already escalating to 800 now, should be around 1k in some minutes.
>>6923659only the gweat wosemi-sama can achieve such feats
>that cut on the canWtf? Someone call a responsible adult or she's gonna get hurt
JP-nikis saying wosemi isn't feminine...
She keeps saying tray which makes me think she's putting this in a baking sheet instead of a casserole dish
>>6923238...while 2000 people watched.
>I have tomato sauce on my fingers alreadySHE CUT HERSELFBLOOD EVERYWHEREI GOTTA SAVE
>>6923659women are fucking apes, my sister destroys any kind of techincal product by just bruteforcing everything
is Finana sick? She sounds stuffy
>>6923709Pomu is the only responsible adult and she has to get home from being a wagie.
>>6923570it's genshin again and there's already 2 ongoing streams before her, as well as the holo collab going on at the same timeshe'll stabilize at 1k and that's ok
>>6923659Life, uh, finds a way
>>6923654its ok she's gonna cook it
>>6923747well she can´t cook that´s for sure
>>6923747She's actually the most feminine because she is a literal sheltered ojou-sama lol
>>6923698>>6923688>>6923635>>6923796I fucking hate you retards for constantly enabling shitposters and numberfags. Every fucking Finana stream this guy posts numbers to compare within the first 10 minutes. It's not a new thing and you still take the bait.
>Finana spending more money for 4 stars she won't useYup, she's rich.
>>6923264People good at FPS are never good at platformers. Same is true the other way around.Idk what it is, but it's just such a common thing. Different types of games, and different people develop that natural game sense for different types of games.
she was using a machete probably to open the can, let's just be glad Rosemi is still alive.
>>6923570I forgot she was streaming.
Doesn't she need to grate a shitton of cheese after thisHopefully she bought shredded ones
>>6923747They just don't understand
>>6923826I'm my defense I did say I don't know why I'm responding to this lol
Imagine if Rosemi has sex the way she cooks.
>>6923570I don't watch Genshit.
What is even happening?
>whaling for yanfeii see now why gambling addiction is a disease
Would you eat food prepared with Rosemi's blood?
>>6923810A sheltered ojou-sama that swears like a japanese sailor
>>6923747>JPbros think she's not girly>ENbros think she's the girliest of the ENsLol
hope you like olive oil!
She poured way too much of the tomatoes into the bottom, it's supposed to be a thin layer
>>6923952Yes, that's not even a question.
>>6923826Oh shit, I'm sorry, I didn't even notice that this was just blatant numberposting.Rose-sama's stream is draining my already low IQ, please understand.
>>6923747She's a sheltered girl, pls understand.
>>6923860Ironically people who are good with platformers are bad with FPS but good with TPSI guess it just comes down to the ability to see your character and the area around them vs only seeing what's in front of you
What the fuck sauce is this why is it so pink lol
her cute soundeffects are killing me
>>6923570The only Finana streams I watch are collabs that aren't on other channels, like Outlast with Pomu. Finana can't make any solo stream entertaining enough to be worth my time investment.
With these ingredients, is there any way it won't be a greasy but bland mess?
>>6923952Why not eat straight from the source? During that time of the month...
>>6923952Cooked blood doesn't even taste bad
>>6923916imagine her handjob from the way she handled opening that can
Please someone make art of Cars-ified Selen.
>>6924092Blood pudding is a thing.
>>6923916I want her to grind on me just like she did with the can opener
How does a bitch this dumb be alive into her 20s wtf
Telling Rosemi she's a horrible cook and her food is awful!
I love the way she just throws a bunch of Japanese phrases here and there
>>6924092He probably is SEA that eats things like tripe and blood sausage.
>>6924092It's common in european cuisine
>>6924132>What's a Solar?
>>6924138HOW DARE YOU
>>6924138I'd never do that, Rosemi seems very emotionally fragile and I wouldn't wanna make her cry.
>>6924132Sheltered life with rich parents
thread lost it's comfy
>THREE overlaps>overlapping with all holos againThis is hurting Rosemi the most. She really needs those views. Plan your schedule better stupid rose.
>>6924092There are countries who uses animal blood for recipes, blood sausages and blood tofu.
damn i coul really eat some lasagna right about now
>>6924117>HEY GUYS I'M A CAR NOW AHAHAHAHAHA>PFFT HOW DO I EVEN POOPAHAHAHA
>>6924065>Uhhh I'm new to this sort of thing, but I have to get the white stuff out of there right?>Pulls out a can opener
>IM LEAVING HAHAHAHA THATS IT BOIS WERE LEAVING HAHAHHAHA
I want to protect these sheltered girls so bad
>>6924132would you let any harm come to this beautiful flower or would you shelter and protect her as best as you can?
she's actually such a mastermind, having so many people fall for this
>>6924255Just 2 to 3 more hours until she gives up in frustration and just orders some.
Is the concept of mixing alien to her?
>>6923068It’ll take one of the future male EN members to basically become the house husband.
>>6924223>threeRosemi, Selen and?
I HAVE TO MARRY ROSEMI SO SHE NEVER COOKS AGAINI MUST
Rosemi is messing up this GFE, she's acting too hard i am not getting in the mood.
>>6924092Bún Bò Huế is god tier pho.Chances are some of the girls have tried it at some point as well.Time to do your food reps, anon.
>>6924182But Anon that's the best part! Imagine doing pic related to Rosemi after she pours her heart into a meal for you!
>>6924278Is that salt?
Chat is wrong as usual, you really don't have to cook lasagna first
Cars rule 34 in one side, lasagna nightmare in the other, Obsydia will go far
Did she mention what guide shes following? I have a feeling its Adam Ragusea based on the no preboil
>>6924511Depends on the lasagna noodle
>schizo getting desperate
>>6924469you disgust me
> I didn't even read the packageWHY DO WOMEN DO THIS?
>didn't preheat the ovenoh god
>>6920703>Selen isn't sleepy she's kind of tipsy from drinking the cheap beer you bought.>She gets even more close and kisses you. You proceed to make out with her for what it seems an eternity.>She lies down on the carpet and takes out a condom from god knows where.>That's the signal. You know what to do.>Immediately unbuckle. You are hard as fuck.>The girl of your dreams is just right in front of you inviting you completely naked. You don't know when she undressed.>You're about to put it in, she only stares at you both of you are nervous wrecks. Complete silence.>You don't know what to say to break the ice>"Alright Selen... I'm going to put it in tell me if it hurts" You try to sound kind but also the one leading the charge.>You can only hear your heart beating out of control loudly while your Johnny is just about to touch the entrance of her garden.>"It's okay Anon no worries" >"Huh?" You are confused.>"It only hurts the first time, after that every time you do it you feel less pain until eventually you don't, it took me a while... But now I'm ready for you">You can no longer hear your heart. However there was an extremely loud crushing sound only you heard. Something broke.>"Anon? Hello?">Your erection starts to die.>"Ready for me?" That's when it hits you. There's no way Selen was yours in this moment. It's was only your turn with her. You always wondered why she never called or texted you back in college, now you probably have an idea of what was happening there.>You stand up and start to put your clothes on, you don't say a single word.>"Shit" Selen realizes what she just said.>She doesn't say anything else not even after you finish dressing up and leave. No explanations, no excuses, nothing. You close the door of your own room, leaving Selen behind in the darkness.
>>6924469There is nothing more delicious than the tears and sorrow of a cute girl.
>>6924535That would be a good video for her because most of what he does is as simplified as possible for home cooks.
>>6924431This isnt a girlfriend experienceMaybe friend that's a girl experience
>>6924535Yeah, looks like this might be the recipe she's following.
>>6924629She said she would do that halfway through and she barely just got every ingredient open
>>6924138>>6924469I might have serious issues because stuff like this excited me ever since I was a kid. I really gotta hold myself sometimes from emotionally abusing girls to make them cry
urge to save Rosemi...rising
I would die for Rosemi
>>6924647You had me in the first halfNow give me a happy ending one
>>6924763I'd unironically be her household slave and have her marvel at my shitty cooking skills which still probably seem amazing to her
Why is the pic of the can with a tiny hole still up
she is learning!
How long until we see reports of a burnt down apartment on a French news site?
the noodles are gonna be undercook
>>6924834in memory of can opener
>>6924647Did you came from the writing thread? Fuck
>>6924709There is no way a newfag will be able to make this
kek, why is her japanese so much ruder than her english?Must've learned it from shonen manga
what the fuck burgers, those are not lasagna layers
>nijiEN overlaps so hard even Rosemi's noodles overlap
How many rolls did it take for fish to get the new girl?
>hades in 30 minutesAAAAAAAAAA I CANT HANDLE ALL THESE STREAMS AAAA
>>6924892You should supa her...Oh wait you can'tFUCKKKK
>>6924929It's what we have on this side of the ocean.
What is the hentai tag for emotionally abusing girls and making them cry and stuff?
>>6924870>>6924873How the shit is that a lasagna?
I love Rosemi's voice so much it's like pure unfiltered GFE.
>>6924968I think it was like 30
>>6924709It's definitely that recipe
I'm trying to hold my laugh everytime she says something about ricotta since in my country that's a slang for smegma
Is Wosemi filtering her Italian viewers?
Does she have a layer under the sauce?
>>6924976Someone should really tell them off to stop overlapping Jesus christ
>>6925082Luigi... don't look.
Can't wait for a Selen one.
aaahI want to watch fi na naaaaaaabut i'm too invested in selens streamAt least it's only genshin so nothing of value is lost And rosemi's stream too aaaah.can't they overlap the other three more fuck
>>6925145based, fuck italains
>>6925136isn't that for physical abuse?
>>6925184What are you gonna have them say bro
>>6925145She's French, the Italians were already filtered before she debuted.
>>6924647You posted Nagito, you're supposed to give me Hope.
>>6925184praisehave a good day anon
>>6925188are you me?
>>6925136Doesn't that involve a lot of physical abuse>>6925185No not the same thingI'm talking about things like this>>6924469>>6924138
>>6925145Yes, I'm Italian and I can cook really well and I physically can't bring myself to watch this.I just want to go there, take all that shit from her hand and cook her a lasagna myself.
>>6925184How many voicepacks are left for each of them?
Surely she can make it to the baking portion of this without further incident right?
ELIRA IS STREAMING HADES (WITH A CONTROLLER) IN 28 MINUTES! Her Hades streams always turn out to be very long so strap yourselves in! I really, REALLY love this dragon girl! She's so sweet and cute and genuine in her love of bantering with chat, I could listen to her talk for ages! If anyone who became interested in Nijisanji EN with Obsydia's debut hasn't seen her yet, her Hades streams are always a treat! Elira is amazing, I love her so much! I REALLY LOVE HER SO, SO MUCH! I WILL MARRY HER ONE DAY! I LOVE THIS DRAGON!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzTmJwcgcA < EliraHER FRIENDS, SELEN, ROSEMI, AND FINANA ARE STILL STREAMING AS WELL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOxWOhadRzo < Selenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9GfNoesec < Rosemihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Sq5vvkif4 < Finana
i smell like stinky cheese!
Wosemi is rude...
She's sniffing stinky dick cheese
Okay, now I want Rosemi to open more cans.
>smells like YOU
She called me stinky bros!!
No wonder JPs think she isn't girly, this Japanese is kind of rude
>>6925174selen was mentioning that she was bonked by manager for picking late-night hours during kill it with fire and shovel knight, it seems they really want to cover all the western daytime slots, so better get used to it.
>>6925145not Italian i just like this image
WOSEMI IS SMELLING MY SMEGMA RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO FUCK ROSEMI UNTIL HER BODY IS IMPREGNATED WITH MY STENCH AND HER EGGS ARE IMPREGNATED WITH MY SEEDUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>makes a snarky comment about chat>freezes up in embarrassment for some momentsshe's adorable
>>6925145Not at all, I like that she's trying to cook this at all, the effort is cute!
>>6925442What the fuck? Why can't she just stream whenever she wants like all the JPs...
Oh no she's gonna get grounded
>>6925346E - 38, P - 11, F -70.>>6925225Elira with a long winded Deez nuts, Pomu with some advertising memes about herself and one medical warning, Finana i modified the navy seal meme.
>>6925442That sucks, midnight Selen streams were pretty comfy, usually dead hours and they fit perfectly for my sleep schedule. Really wish she could keep those hours
>>6925428tfw jops will never get a full rosemi experience, i feel special now.
Rosemi is made for domination loss.This stream has only reaffirmed my beliefs that she needs to pinned down into a mating press.
>>6925583> the navy seal meme.FUCKING KEK
>>6925442That's weird, but understandable. JP hours already has a shit ton of livers.
>>6925547It's the first week, she wants her to get as much audience exposure as possible. At the end of the day it's just advice and the liver can do whatever they want though
>>6925442management hates EU confirmed
Hana drew Selen!https://twitter.com/Hana_Macchia/status/1418332031180701697
>her mom finally has free time from her trip>she opens the vod of her daughter cooking for the first time>gets to the point where the can opener breaks and she tries to open the can with the knifehow does wosemi mama react
Gonna ask Elira after theorizing a lasagna on top of another can be called a big lasagna if Rosemi's cooking can be called a lasagna as well
I'm just angry [WILD LAUGHTER]Thanks for telling us Selen.
Oops, all Parmesan
>>6925711Looks just like my trash can
>>6923860>People good at FPS are never good at platformers. Same is true the other way around.That's a fucking lie, I'm great with both. Been playing platformers religiously since SMB3 and competitive shooters since Quake 3 Arena and Unreal Tournament 2k1.
>>6925709Imageboard my friend, post imagescute in a deranged way
>>6925442What the fuck. The entire conspiracy against EU is true.
Holy fuck that is WAY too much parmesan
>>6925547its probably because they are just debuting and managers are just worried for them and want to get as much attention with safe picks, they will probably get much more freedom once some months pass and they have their fanbases more established.
>>6925644I had to shorten it like crazy and I made it say fish and beach everywhere instead of swears. Finana is to seiso for swears
>>6925428JPs are gay for all I care, my dick disagrees
>>6925709She did mention wanting to draw one of the new girls because of their design. I assumed it was Petra but I think a lot of artists really enjoy drawing the dragon sisters.
>>6925723Hey I get that reference.
>>6925039You mean kino like this?
>>6925712Does her mom even know her vtuber persona, her stickmin vod tells me otherwise
>>6925720>>6925782>>6925784I love Selen!
tuning to fish stream because I'm a loyal ryuuguard. will watch rosemi's vod later because I am a two-faced ryuuguard
ROSEMI CHECK TO SEE IF THE OVEN IS EMPTY YOU DUMB FLOWER PLEASE DONT DIE
>her mom put plastic in the oven beforeNo wonder Rosemi's this helpless.
>>6925863she said her mother watches her
>>6925442>moon dragon>forced to stream during the dayNaruhodo
>>6925784what are you talking about? both shovel knight and kill it with fire were pretty much unwatchable for euros. unless 7am is a good time for you i suppose.
how do we save Rosemi from a house fire?
>>6925376who are you and why are you covering for Selen?
>>6925712How'd she break her can opener
>>69259140Rosemi's the one who turned it on before actually checking if anything was inside.
>>6925712Me mum showed me how to open a tin with a knife when the can opener breaks,
>>6925712You know that rose from Beauty and the Beast that's kept under glass? That.
>>6925957It's better than 2AM, which is more common.
>>6925957that's better than Gurin's 4-5 am streams and the usual Lazulight 1-3 am overlap
I hope that you are contacting nijisanji through their website to file complaints about the management of EN forcing Selen to stream during day hours.
OBSYDIA IN THE NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gHipKMN0Vg
>>6925957It's better than 5am if you go to bed early and miss all the others instead...
>>6925442Manager is retarded. She's getting less viewers overlapping with everyone right now than she was streaming those games late at night. Selen said it herself she didn't want to overlap with people.
>>6925982That is a very good question
>>6925621Dominating her is falling into her trap. You think you won then you will realize her legs are wrapped tightly around you and she is looking at you with a satisfied look of victory. She played you like a damn fiddle.
>>6926110she can do early afternoon, or late, which is fine.
Okay yeah, there's no way that this girl is going to be competent enough for femdom or being a S.She's absolutely made for the female:"domination loss$" tag.
>>6925712Panics and then desperately start looking for a husband for her daughter.
>>6925862Yes, I always liked this stuff but didn't but didn't want indulge in it before. Does it have a tag?
Selen's laugh is only thing in the world right now keeping me from masturbating furiously to Rosemi. I swear I'm about to burst. I've been so engaged I haven't had a wank since the debuts.
>>6926178Based, that's my favorite tag.
>>6926166Yes. She got bonked the first time. Wouldn't surprise me if they start punishing her by witholding opportunities should she continue doing so.
>>6926178>spoiled ojou-sama is bad at cookingAnon this has shit to do with being S.
>>6925870I get you, anon. Finana and Rosemi are my favorite from each wave even though I didn't expect them to be
>>6926090Based granny. This is also a nice time to see what JP fans think since this is an actual report on EN. They are amazed at the JP only streams
>>6926189You have not accepted her fully. When her laughs causes you too cum. Then you will be ready for Rosemi!
>>6926252What did she say exactly?
Favorite domination loss doujins?
>expected preparations to be 20 minutesWosemi-sama...
Pomu's in the chat
>>6926331Anything with mesugaki
>>6926331That yuki-onna one that just got translated
Please no more parmesan
>>6925782Always like Hana's artstyle
>>6926331>domination lossI hate those
YOU MUST BUILD ADDITIONAL RICOTTA
>>6926132but thats what i want
>drinking ramune with lasagnaA literal child.
Wow Selen's avatr drinking is super cute. Anyone else really love how avatars portray the vtuber eating and drinking? I love it so much.
God I want Rosemi to collab with Rion, they're both actual ojous, just IMAGINE how fucking kino that would be.
So if Rosemi is femdom loss? Is anyone from Niji EN actual femdom? Or at least a sizefag?
>>6926454>yuki-onnaGimme the panda link right fucking now
>>6926252You can't doompost about tyrannical management while using the word "bonked."
>>6926188Not really no.
>>6926331I bought a tank irl featuring succubus lolis and dom loss
>Elira is going to read the terrible SC from yesterday>She's going to feel really sad despite not being related to anything about them>She's going to pretend to be fine for the rest of the day but she's actually going to be depressed for weeksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST
>>6926514I think Elira would be a gentle dom
She ran out of room for actual pasta layers due to the huge mountain of parmesan that she put on the first time
what the fuck do people even eat when they don't know how to cook
>>6926317you can literally rewind to the start of the stream and hear it yourself
>>6926503T o T
Stinky Dragon love
You wouldn't lose to Selen, right Anon?
>two layers of pasta floating in a dish of tomato sauce and two pounds of cheeseyum...
>>6926514Pomu is a sizequeen
>>6926591Fast food to the rescue
>>6926591Takeout ,premade stuff like sandwich meat, frozen meals
Wosemi's cute stomach growls..
>>6926581rumao you dragonschizos need to get better at SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
you guys are missing out, finana gave up on genshin and started doing mesugaki ASMR
>>6926581you underestimate vtubers abilities to be indiferent to hate, unless they are unexperienced or menheras, they generally are used to it or just ignore it.
>>6926591Microwave food. There is even "high end" frozen food nowadays.
>>6926581Good. She should keep it in mind. If not I might remember her later.
>>6926627You will still eat it right? RIGHT?
>>6926672Consider me successfully baitedShe's not doing asmr by the way
>>6926672Ok you baited me.
>>6926637Did a faggot from here breach containment?
Please... I can't take all these overlaps. It's going to be four with Elira now. Manager-san, let Selen stream whenever she wants, it's for the best.
>>6926591There's lots of food that requires nothing more than just cutting or sticking stuff into a pan/oven
>>6926591She made frozen pizza the other day.
>>6926672>finana gave up on genshinToo good to be true.
>>6925547I don't think management is going to stop her if she wants to stream later, they're just going to tell her it's a bad idea.
>>6926672Holy shit alright I'm watching now
>>6926497You can't want it in the moment though! Rosemi understands this! She needs to at your peak and most animalistic! Devoid of reason trying in vain to break her!
>>6926672Nice try Anon
>>6926581There was a flood of support right after and any level headed person could tell that person was trolling. She also saw it already.
>>6926672>finana gave up on genshinshe literally whaled on a throwaway mobage she found randomly for that demon king charactershe's beyond hope, do you really think she'd drop genshin?
>>6926672lol noone's believing you fishkeks
Her lasagna looks like actual fucking mondo snuff films
>>6926581She got like 50 supportive supas right after, and will get like 50 supportive supas when she reads it today if she doesnt just skip it. She will be fine, she can spot a troll
>>6926846This is a crime
Quadruple overlap incoming.
>>6926593I watched till Rosemi started and don't remember her talking about that. She talked about the manager advising her to play MC and advising against the game she's playing but that's itDo you have a time-stamp?
>>6926846I mean that actually looks fine from the top but the middle layer will be the problem
>>6926591You dont need to know how to cook to throw meat on an ironpan nor to eat all kinds of potato and egg dishes.
why does she say aluminum like that?
>>6926581Just be like Kenmochi, if they are right, you acknowledge it and improve, if they are wrong, ignore it. Worlds happiest man
>>6926929me on the left
>>6926634I don't think you understand what I mean.
>>6926912KEK how fucking fragile do you must be for it to get to you? If Elira can't handle it then she's not made for vtubing.
>>6926912I was expecting something way worse. She is obviously not going to care about this the way anon was acting wtf
>>6926516it got fucking purged god dammit but the artist is Zeroshiki
>>6926929me on the right
>>6926912>falseflag of a hololive fag falseflagging as a nijiEOPHow many more layers is he operating on?
>>6926949Aren't burgers and leafs the only one in the world to say aluminum? Even in Japanese it's fucking aluminium.
>>6926926That's what he's referring to, he's just being stupid.
>>6926912of course it's some macaco
>Rose was gonna wrap the entire dish in aluminum foilRosemi...
fuck my coomer brain, I thought the noises on fish's stream was her secretly using her toys but it was just the rain in-game
>I"M GONNA PUT IT IN!!!Rosemi not even asking permission
>Several Bugs, One ManJESUS SELEN
>>6927153That's my ojou-sama!
>>6926516It got claimed or whatever, but the name is "Hitozukiai Ga Nigate Na Miboujin No Yukionna-San To Noroi No Yubiwa" by Zeroshiki Koucihi
>>6926912>elira reads this SC>reads the KFP>instantly disregards itthere you go, the anti played himself
>>6926581>She's going to pretend to be fine for the rest of the day but she's actually going to be depressed for weeksHow fucking mentally weak do you think she is? None of them caredd when that martin kfp faggots spammed them last week, and this is just the same thing, except she got some money from it too
It was nice posting with you Selen friends. I'll see you at the CC's in my dreams
Im convinced she has the iphone attached to a hat facing her face. This is why it can track her when she moves far from the mic
fuuuuuck these overlaps!!3 at the same time???
>>6927198fuck you for making me imagine that she looks retarded to me now
>>6927198that sounds retarded as fuck
Okay yeah its 100% the Adam Ragusea recipe
>>6927198She moved the set up to the kitchen. It's probably just trying to make sense of whatever shape it's seeing as she moves away.
>>6926875What a poor attempt of bait. Didn't Elira or Selen receive one that was th exact opposite, encouraging the collabs?
Seren Drakengard playthrough when?Imagine her laughing her ass off at Caim murdering everyone
>>6926912>Some blatent holonigger shitposting about collabing with other branchesshe is just going to say "thank you for the super chat wildgez" and completely ignore it.
>>6927198She can just hold the phone and put it back in the dock when she returns to the table.
>>6927198She's putting her vines to good use anon
>>6927187>KFPI didn't even notice that. Who would of thought, of any fan of any v tuber trying to stir up shit... I fucking hate that bird bitch.
>>6927289She looks so dreamy here bros... so this is what having an Oshi is like...
>>6927263so you're saying you cared about genshin?
>Do people do this every day?To think I would actually see a wealthy ojou sama irl
lmao that dono is both cringe and kino
She is disgusted by her fans, and not in a dom way
>>6927306Actual KFPs confirm he's not one of them, he's just a falseflagger.
>happy birfday>fwomage>gweat wosemi
>>6927367kek i forgot fish was streamingi meant elira, rosemi and selen
>orange woman bad even in niji threadskek
What did Selen mean by this?https://youtu.be/OqS3cJo_des?t=5261
Jeez that's just asking for the algo to flag it
The great Wosemi-sama must censor herself!
>>6927397> i already got this one favoritedbased
>>6926591She lives with her mom (or at least did).
>>6926912This reminds me, I should keep spamming her marshmallow account telling her to STFU about Pomu. Noone cares about that fairy bitch, she's the gura of nijien when it comes to being isolated from the rest.
>>6927409Because of course you would trust the worst vtuber fanbase on what they say just to save image.Also nobody really cares, it's off-topic.
TAP THE SIGNFUCKING TAP IT
Uhm that's not a reflection right?
>Dirtholy shit I am dying
>>6926945I think even that's too much for her
>Pomu in 2 hours
>>6927531I LOVE THIS STINKY SWEATY FUJO DRAGON
kek nice guro
>>6927606Its so hard Ive got so much going on,
>>6927409Anon, do you think the fanbase of the most HoloJP adjacent HoloEN, the one that's had the most collabs with them, the one that holds a show to give a platform in the west to her senpai and speaks fluent Japanese, is going to tell people not to interact with the JP branch?I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt this time but please use your brain.
>>6927648This is an intervention. I'm giving her a bath. no more stinky
>>6927562Its the exact same in other screenshots
>>6926912I hate those shitheads with KFP in their profile names. See them fucking everywhere. It's fucking annoying.
>the tum nail
Spot the difference.
Holy fucking shit you guys just can't stop talking about off-topic shit can you? Keep your retarded fanbase wars in their own threads
>>6927409falseflagger or not she wont' read the whole KFP shit anyway is what i'm saying.
>>6927709Don't care didn't ask
>>6927715She will still sweat and be stinky again anon, you can't stop her
>>6927562she's a fucking blueskin?
>>6927764What the FUCK is that
i fucking hate these kfp faggots, keep watching your holo en chicken whore and stay away from nijien
Holy shit keep derailing the thread because of a falseflaggers SC THE SIGN, FCKING READ IT
Bros what is she doing
5 streams at once soon...sugoi...
>>6927867Mashiro watching rosemi
>>6927804You don't understand I NEED to reply to bait and offtopic trash!!!
>>6927839I will bathe her again! I get to have a private bathtime with elira!
>>6927867Mashiro likes to look at censored shock videos it's a game
god i wish rosemi would abuse me just like that can opener
>>6927648Elira spent hours today wrapped in a blanket building her scent
Stop complaining about the off-topic posting, you're making it worse.Just hide the original post and replies, how fucking hard is that?
>>6927409and you belive in what kfp retards say? they are the worst fanbase out there along cumbuds.
>>6927985Tons of art dropped of the new JP boys, she was busy
>>6927764>>6927942someone should edit the Rosemi cooking stream in the video frame for Mashiro
>>6927985>>6928058Haha imagine the smell...
Elira with only 400 viewers? What happened to her? Selen really got her viewers huh?
Turn can openers are trash, curved blades never break.
>>6928193mane-san's gonna flip
>>6928193stream just started..
I want the gweat Wosemi sama to give me a handjob with that gorilla strength
>>69281934 streams overlapping, everyone's waiting for the ongoing streams to end before moving over to Elira.
>>69281935 NijiEN streams at once
>>6927999Kiara is truly the most powerful vtuber.
>>6927955Too late, I already get private bathtime with her because she bathes me daily
>>6928263>>6928249>>6928229>>6928221READ, YOU IMBRED FAILED ABORTIONS.>>6923826
>>6928229This would be an argument in 5 minutes, not 10 minutes later
>Already at the last bossoh yeah I didnt remember onimusha was this short, sasuga ps2 early era games, reminds me of the bouncer too.
Wosemi, stop... My dick...
>>6928193Elira's viewerbase is composed mostly of holofags, and they're having a big collab right now, so it makes sense she suffers.
>>6928348KEK she lost all progress
Seren just lost an hour of progress
Bros, I love them all but I can't watch this many streams at once
>>6928335how can i be an abortion if im typing out this message?
That could be us dirt bros
I am in love with Rosemi.
>>6928318Post this to 5ch or something
HOW CAN HUMAN BEING DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You STUPID motherfuckers. Didn't you read the GODDAMN signs? You retarded bastards are making so FUCKING mad.How many times do I have to tell you. READ THE SIGN. READ THE SIGN. READ THE SIGN.Jesus Christ
>>6928444I hate 5ch so no. But feel free to post it to Rosemi on twitter maybe she'll get the joke
>>6928452I think cooking is the biggest waste of time and don't know how to cook a single dish.
Selen confirmed never having a baby!
PLEASE BREAK ME ROSEMI
>>6928481he said FAILED abortion
Rosemi has some of the best chat interaction out of the EN girls.
>Selen forgot to save again>have to beat the boss againoh no
>No one reacted to mukiroseHuh
>less viewers than fucking fishShe really went supernova at the start only to burn out fast.
oh my GOD I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE BROS, I LOVE SELEN I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO GODDAMN MUCH
Wait why is rosemi using Fahrenheit isn't she European?
i'm back from supper, what the fuck is that censored pic on wosemi's stream?
>>6928536but im not a failure, im actually doing alright for myself
>>6928496>no life skillsSomeone’s useless.
>>6928480You're too obvious
>>6928480It's all the newfags
>>6928578She killed someone
>>6928371Isn't that case for most of them? I would say at least 55% of their viewers are holoen only fans, then the rest are nijisanji fans, niji/holo fans, etc.
>>6928594You'd be surprised.
>>6928452I knew a guy that didn't know how to fry an eggThis is not even hyperbole
>>6928496Why are you bragging about not being to do something, especially so basic.
>can't even crack eggsWOSEMI PLEASE
>Selen has streamed for 4 hoursHold the fuck up
Holy shit... Rosemi...
Would you eat Rosemi's cooking?
>>6928552Muki = Short for "muki muki", onomatopoeia describing buff peopleRose = Rosemi
>>6928452By being rich?
For any newfreinds>see schizo/bait post>hide post>hide replies>don't mark stubNow, you have a clean threadEnjoy the guaranteed quality experience.assuming you have 4chan x, go to the little arrow next to your post number, go to hide, mark "this post" and "hide replies" but leave "make stub" unmarked. finally hit apply
I would give up EVERYTHING I have for Rosemi
>>6928663i firmly believe thats impossible, he was just a lazy fuck that couldnt be bothered to do anything.
>>6928663You put oil and whats inside an egg on a frying pan. How can anything be easier. Can he breathe?
>>6928776only iif she forced fed it to me
Fuck off brand.
This stream is great even though nothing is actually happening, this is way better than games.
>>6928627>Isn't that case for most of them?No, Elira is the only one that actively panders to them and suffers the consequences when holos are streaming.
>help wosemi make lasagna>Have to handhold her the entire time>Dress keeps getting in the way>Barely get the damn thing in the oven intact>Fuck the shit out of her while waiting for it to cookGod I want to be her fucking husband so bad
>>6928837>see shitpost>masturbate to Finana instead of replying>all is well
>>6928868the hard part is flipping the egg
>cant watch the Pomu streamFUUUCK, Pomufags, if there is tough news, please support her for me, ok?
>>6928813It’s also a Hololive reference since it’s essentially Aki Rosenthal’s ARK alter ego.
>>6928879That intern deserves to be fired, attention whoring with the official account.
>starting to contemplate eating raw beefMy parasite Rosemi wish is coming true.
>>6928663I didn't learn how to do that until age 20
>>6928980no one watches aki
>>6928965Just do them sunny side up
I wasn't fast enough to get a screenshot of Selen throwing her head back with laughter, I'll have to set it from the VOD.
If you guys think this overlap is bad, wait until wave 3 and 4 are here. You're gonna have to start playing favorite and giving up on most of their solo streams
>>6929068Selen has rewind on
She's so cute
>>6929124>giving up on most of their solo streamsNah. I'll skip the collabs, as I do already.
>>6929124>You're gonna have to start playing favoriteAlready doing that. Only Pomu, Rosemi and Petra for me since Saturday.
>>6928813Ah sorry, should have clarified. I know about that but was sure there'd be more people mention Aki because of >>6928980In any case, I'm in awe at her raw strength and want her dainty hands to strangle me as soon as possible.
>>6929068>not using mpvYou can rewind with it.
>THIS is the reason I didn't use the bow all gameSelen please. Cheesing the boss with arrows
>>6929124That's what I want to do, though. Collabs are always the best content
>>6929169Very VERY CUTE:)
>>6929124>management remember, no EU hours
>>6929124i'll always choose the one that's doing a variety stream
>>6929124that's how it is in general,yeah. any retard who watch vtubers for a while know it
>>6928916I hope they do streams like this and Pomu's Akihabara tour from time to timeNot every stream has to be a game or a zatsudan
>>6928776I'd let her poison me.
>>6929124Pomu and Rosemi are everything I need
>>6929282MANAGEMENT HATEI'm not even in EU, I just want them to stream at different times so everyone gets a chance
>>6929124No way wave 3 and 4 are gonna be anywhere near as good.
>>6929150Oh shit, thanks nigga.
>>6929124Do you watch all 6? I can barely keep up with Selen, Rosemi and Pomu as it is
>>6928776there wouldn't be a choice
>Rose LatteI want coffee with rose's essence...
>Casually goes to cafesOjou-sama confirmed
>>6929282>>6929412Can you time-stamp where she talked about this?
I hope someone starts doing morning or late night talking streams like Rion does, they're really comfy.
>>6929124Future waves are going to have to try hard to divert my attention from Lazulight. I'll catch their VODs if I'm interested like I do with Rosemi, but they'd have to be something special to get me to watch more than their debuts live.
>>6929459This is a strange post. Do you not go to cafes?
>>6929282My guess is that it’s fr the first month or so. Even so, management is retarded.
>>6928496You are a waste of space, you are below an ant to the civilized world. Your parents, grandparents, all your family is constantly ashamed of you assuming they haven't already kicked you out of the tree. I hope one day you learn but I know you won't, you piece of shit, you literal maggot. What separates you from the wild animals eating their own shit and piss is merely the mercy our society affords leeches like you, on a biological level you are identical to a troglodyte in the most classical sense. The oxygen you consume should be considered a waste of public assets and you should frankly be fined for abusing the free air in such a way as to continue having your heart beat unnecessarily. Cum into your own eyes, stick your hand up your ass, eat raw goat blood, it doesn't matter. You could writhe in the streets naked screaming and shitting and unfortunantly I'd have to report you as a lost animal, since I doubt you qualify as a human being. If you don't know how to cook and don't try to learn you should die on the spot, natural selection went out the window due to the Campbell's soup company but the alternative of a straight up execution or slave labor still exists, I suggest you sign up for the coal mines it's free and easy.
>>6929282like half of selen streams are in excellent eu hours. almost all of rosemi streams are in okay eu hours.
>>6929502only women and gays do that
>>6929124That's what people should be doing anyway to avoid burning out. Lazulight turning random streams into spontaneous collabs has been pretty fun though.
>>6929470getting ready with Pomu was just that11-12 am hours for EU
>You guys like ASMRHere we go, GFEbros. It's time.
WE FUCKING HIT THE JACKPOT
>>6929502I can only afford instant coffee
cock flattening asmr soon
>>6929464Like the first 10 minutes of the ongoing Onimusha stream, before the game started. Manager said she needed to stream at better times and play Minecraft cause Onimusha isn't popular.
>>6929533But it's nice to have desserts and fancy coffee.
>>6929533I go to cafes formally
ROSEMI IS MY PERFECT GOTHIC LOLITA UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>6929632Is this real? I thought Nijis had more freedom to chose their times and games.
>>6929632Management is fucking stupid. I'm going to boycott her minecraft streams just in protest, even though I love her as a streamer. Minecraft is fucking ancient, it's nearly as old as Onimusha is and it's been played to DEATH.
>>6929632Manager is right, they need to play buff games once or twice per week.
>>6929502Not him but I’m fine with just water.
>>6929632>neededIt was just a suggestion.If it was forced she wouldn't be playing Onimusha.
Wait, do they not have Tekken permissions?
Kinda off topic but I can't be the only one that would love if they didn't have chat on the stream.
>>6929701JP Nijis do, ID and KR seem to, I guess this is just a new EN thing. A lot of what EN has done is new to Nijisanji like already having custom VPs and a whole ass debut song
>>6929701What game is she playing right now?
>>6929633>>6929639Well, that sure explains last night's homolust
>>6929632I doubt it was a directive from management, probably was just a suggestion.Management said the same about Pomu's NKODICE and GRWP streams, and she still did those anyway.
>>6929632? I thought Niji's could do whatever they want, is this because they expect EN to be big?
>>6929632>>6929701>>6929705It was a suggestion from managerMakes sense because they just debuted and they want them to get as far reach as they can early on
>Fantasy roleplay asmrwhat?
>>6929755noo i want to watch the rose play tekken
not gonna lie it feels like rosemi voice would be pretty nice for whispering and stuff
>>6929632>>6929701>>6929724>>6929773That's just giving advice like a manager is supposed to do. Pomu already said manager can't force them to do anything. Stop falling for doomposters
Honestly the way Selen said it it's more like a suggestion than a forced thing. Selen just debuted come on.
>>6929124That's the one thing I have to say Holo does better than Niji, introducing so many vtubers one after another in short succession ends up cannibalizing their own audience.
>>6929824Like someone whispering to you that she's a vampire or something
>>6929800They probably want them to keep growing I guess, which is probably why they occasionally jump to streamer bait.
Why are you faggots acting like management isn't letting her play what she wants when she's literally playing it right now
>>6929824The best kind.
>>6929840The only real bad thing that was said was she can't play old DW games.Which, as hilarious as those games are do not make the best viewing content.It'd basically be half zatsudan during the gameplay loop with her laughing like an idiot at all the cutscenes.
>>6929933Doomposters are retarded, nothing new
>>6929755Nijisanji permissions aren't like the other company. Other branches have played the game before, they probably just want to check in with management to be sure.
>not breaking 1kKEK and yet fishkeks and dragonschizos were saying it would be Pomu who would be getting below 1k viewers this week LMAO
>>6929933She isn't allowed to play WHEN she wants.
>>6929773>>6929705wtf is it with EN brances and management being so anal? you'd think western corporate would be more laid back than the japanese
What would a french kiss with Rosemi feels like?
>>6929891diluted hotcakes stale pasta
>Anemic>AsthmaI NEED TO SAVE
>anemichot. do you think she's underweight too?
>>6929891because hololive is one big cult, here i feel like i can find something fitting my tastes more easily.
So is claiming they're being forced to play certain games and streaming at certain times the new schizo tactic. Just ignore it like all the other bullshit the peddles
>>6929762I don't like it in JP streams. I can't just ignore cringy EOPs comments.