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wip edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

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Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934


Previous thread: >>69123495

>> No.69166429

>>69166390
I love her

>> No.69166511

>>69166429
>her
roru who is going to tell him...

>> No.69166864

Thoughts on shilling myself as part of the lgbt crowd? I mean technically I guess I’m bisexual since I want to fuck femboys, but at the same time I hate pride flag waving faggots. I just want to use the lgbt shit to bolster my own numbers.

>> No.69167090

>>69166864
it will bite you in the ass in the future, i can assure you

>> No.69167216
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that triangle nigga (pathygoras) bust from the art stream last night

>> No.69167340

>>69165659
>B-BUT I DONT WANNA BE A NORMIE
It's not about being a normie. It's because I don't feel like dealing with Twitch vtuber culture in general. There are too many pitfalls.

Eventually, I'll do something like mention an unpleasant statistic, or misgender someone. I'm not going to apologise for those, so I'll probably become an outcast, and the time spent building connections there will have been pointless.

>> No.69167703
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We need more girls in glasses

>> No.69167740

>>69166864
The benefits of shilling yourself to the queers are small and the negatives get worse as you become more known, some people might not wanna collab with you or you might alienate some of your audience. I think its best to leave the lgbt shit implied or ambiguous so you can always queer bait.

>> No.69167930

>>69166864
Because fujos exist, you might benefit from mentioning that you're bi when it's relevant, but don't shill yourself by it. Anyone who would follow you for that reason alone only cares about the soft power they think you represent in their retarded internet war. They'll turn on you and cause trouble the second they see you say anything contrary to them.

>> No.69168011

Bros I never thought one of those hardcore youtube challenge runs would actually be hard...

>> No.69168036

>>69167740
Is that why so many people shit on coco?

>> No.69168161
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69168161

That's enough chocolate. It's time to spend that extra brain energy by studying! Getting smarter never hurt anyone.
We're back with the crusty old book The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli. Only 10 pages left; can I read them all in just one last stream?


Improving my WIS stat live here: https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting

>> No.69168271

While we’re on the topic how do I get myself groomed by a femboy?

>> No.69168328

>>69168271
Be a femboy

>> No.69168366

>>69168271
Since when do femboys groom rather than get groomed? There's a reason they're femboys.

>> No.69168494

>>69168366
The groomed become groomers. That’s how femboys reproduce.

>> No.69168547

>>69167930
Fujos thrive on the taboo aspect of yaoi ships and corrupting straight guys, once you go full gay you no longer attract fujos, you attract flaming faggots instead

>> No.69168592

>>69168494
This but unironically.
The only femboys who are going to groom are the ones who are trying to get off on making you trans.

>> No.69168886

>>69168494
It's impossible for that to be the only way they reproduce, or there would be only femboys by now. Furthermore, it implies that somewhere in ancient history is the original Femboy Prime that spawned all other femboys, but it doesn't explain how he himself would have become a femboy.

>> No.69168911

>>69168036
Maybe? I just think its dumb to associate yourself with a minority, unless you specifically want to make content for the fags.

>> No.69169239
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69169239

What asp fits this

>> No.69169354

>>69166864
>I hate pride flag waving faggots
>want them as your viewers
i don't think you even make the effort to think before you post

>> No.69169359

If you're a literal one-view trying to reach affiliate, is it normal to feel paranoid going live and fucking up your average viewer count?

>> No.69169457

>>69167340
>There are too many pitfalls.
My brother in christ, you dont even talk in your own streams, who is going to try and cancel you when you cant even string three sentences together before going silent on your own channel. Pityful mf

>> No.69169591

>>69167340
So you only stream to be friends with random retards on 4chan?

>> No.69169595

>>69169457
Why you hating on the scissors

>> No.69169719

>>69169239
SirShabby

>> No.69169778

>>69169359
The ccv you need is 3. According to my stats my lowest ccv ever was 10 so you don't have to worry

>> No.69169844

>>69169359
You're passionate about something and you're afraid of things going wrong with your passion, no matter how insignificant you are, it's normal to feel anxious under these conditions
>>69169595
He didn't even mention his name anon....

>> No.69169867

>>69169778
Girl or fujo pandering?

>> No.69170029

>>69169239
Ace P and Albert

>> No.69170032

>>69166864
Women don't like bisexuals
Fujos eventually get tired and go looking for another boy
Gays have money but will only spend it if you do more than queerbaiting

>> No.69170461

>>69169595
I wish there was only one chuuba who has that problem, but almost half of them go for minutes without saying anything at all.

>> No.69170657

>>69169457
My brother in Christ, I have almost no dead air.
>>69169591
And to create a portfolio and track record of streaming.
>Captcha: JK VT Y0
Some kind of sign?

>> No.69170686

I am going to bed can anyone wish me goodnight

>> No.69170733

Hey guys what should I get from Taco Bell
I wish theyd bring back the toasted cheddar chalupa already

>> No.69170760

>>69170657
>I have almost no dead air
Link, I will point them out ofr you, mister perfecto incarnated.

>> No.69170806

>>69166429
>her

>> No.69170957

>>69170657
>And to create a portfolio and track record of streaming.
Why?
>>69170733
Mexican pizza
>>69170686
Good night anon

>> No.69170971

>>69166390
WIP is the most bullyable /asp/ chuuba
True/False?
If false, who is your bid for the crown

>> No.69170986

>>69167340
If you cant stop yourself from sperging out on stream for the sake of the viewership then you won't ever make it

>> No.69171007

>>69170733
Kimchi Quesadilla

>> No.69171108

>>69170733
I normally get that cheapo meal box with a crunchwrap, 5 layer, chips, and a Baja blast or Gatorade :] not bad for like $6

>> No.69171129

>>69170971
Merlie or Nikola

>> No.69171149

how do hold audience attention better during collab?????

>> No.69171166

>>69170971
It's true, bully her for her taste on anime and she will probably start crying.

>> No.69171275

>>69171149
By having an actual audience of your own instead of other aspies

>> No.69171439

The fact that there are people in this thread who will unironically type "Eventually, I'll do something like mention an unpleasant statistic, or misgender someone. I'm not going to apologise for those,"

>> No.69171445

>>69171149
dont make your partner the center of your attention but rather make both of you pay attention to the chat

>> No.69171446
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https://x.com/SpikeTeh/status/1743222306393018390?s=20

>> No.69171464

>>69169844
I feel like I have a lot of debuffs though like having a nasaly voice, having a PNG because I can't afford a real model, and playing niche games that I genuinely love over streamer bait.

>> No.69171498

>>69171439
Despite only been 13% of the population, lazy bait trolls get 50% of all (you)s

>> No.69171499

>>69170686
https://vocaroo.com/19EdFI2TWJjn

>> No.69171607

>stream last night
>decided to sing a couple of songs
>See Muted Audio in the morning
>Its for some song that samples game audio from the game I'm playing
>NOT the songs I sung
sampling HATE.

>> No.69171701

>>69170733
>love Mountain Dew Baja Blast
>order some Taco Bell through Door Dash
>order large drink
>I shit you not over 80% of the cup was just ice
>after doing some googling find out that it's company practice to use a shit ton of ice to take up space so that they spend less on the actual drink they give you
Fuck this gay ass company.

>> No.69171771

>>69171701
And here I was doing that just to spite people without being told that.

>> No.69171781
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>>69171439

>> No.69171841

>>69171701
That's all fast food companies, anon

>> No.69171875

>>69171464
nasality is a big debuff but with practice you can fix that, it even helps with singing if you care about that

>> No.69171902

>>69169239
Keitaro

>> No.69172190

>>69171275
This deep into the game and I'm STILL not putting in the time to get not-/asp/ie viewers to watch my shit...

>> No.69172193

>>69171701
>walk up street in bangkok
>get big plate of thai omlete and sticky rice for 30 baht
>wash it down with a nice big drink for 10 baht
Sounds like your burger kingdom sucks

>> No.69172222

will all the
>just a chill dude playing video games haha
guys ever learn, or will they keep whinging about how unwatched they are while doing the bare minimum

>> No.69172277

>>69172222
Quads revealed your answer, they wont change.

>> No.69172323

>>69166511
>>69170806
What do you mean?

>> No.69172338

>>69171439
>Eventually, I'll do something like mention an unpleasant statistic
And so will you. South Korea has a huge plastic surgery industry. It's high quality, cheap, and commonplace. Plastic surgery tourism there is increasingly common. This is a trivial, easily provable, and widely known set of facts, but mentioning it was enough to get the Twitter mob after Kyo. Nobody is immune to this kind of stupidity.

>> No.69172386

>>69172222
>>just a chill dude playing video games haha
they're not wrong, the problem is that they think being chill means not uttering a word during stream

>> No.69172421

>>69172386
Let's see your stream then

>> No.69172525

>>69171841
I've eaten a lot of fast food and none of them used ice as a filler to the extent Taco Bell does. At worst you get maybe half the cup being ice. Taco Bell was well over half the cup being ice.

>> No.69172679

>>69172386
Who do you watch that fits that description?

>> No.69172890

>>69172679
Literally every male aspie that isn't a femboy and/or gay, oddly enough
And THEY only are able to constantly talk cuz they have a bunch of groomers in their chat to give them shit to bounce off of

>> No.69172941
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>>69172890

>> No.69173091

>>69172941
Name a straight male aspie who is literally "just plays video games" with at least 2 digit CCV. Doesn't do art, doesn't ever make any non-gaming content, just only plays games while muttering over them.

>> No.69173117

>>69171841
Part of it is the manager, and how the franchise gives them a bonus for staying below a certain threshold of food waste. Two McDonalds 10 miles away from each other aren't necessarily the same restaurant.

>> No.69173180

>>69173091
sukadrii

>> No.69173188

>>69173091
Gween

>> No.69173257

>>69173180
He said 2 digit CCV not 2 literal viewers average
https://sullygnome.com/channel/sukadrii

>> No.69173278

>>69173091
Mizuz

>> No.69173284

>>69173091
Kuku Kaeru

>> No.69173320

>>69173284
>straight

>> No.69173361

>>69173320
What do you mean? He likes girls

>> No.69173367

>>69173278
>Aspie

>> No.69173416

>>69173361
and boys

>> No.69173424

>>69173284
He literally makes non gaming content all the time.
Also he is a special case since he has his catfish PL that he decided to use to pump his numbers up because he realized he couldnt do it on his own.
Its the same as counting Keitaro when the only reason he has numbers is because of his 4view friend raiding him.

>> No.69173498

>>69173257
>scissor has never reached 2view status as a peak ever
yikes, even my debut had at least 20 viewers

>> No.69173574

>>69173091
letaniavt

>> No.69173957
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69173957

Quit being gay and name who I draw

>> No.69173995

>>69173957
FuzaKerunah

>> No.69173997

>>69173188
anon..

>> No.69174002

>>69173424
You can even just go back in the graph and see his numbers before he dropped the larp, as kuku but without admitting he was letania he -sometimes- bounced around 10, it's only since then he's consistently 2view

>> No.69174078

>>69173957
shvahvt

>> No.69174091
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69174091

gm aspies don't kill yourself today

>> No.69174148

>>69173957
WIPlash

>> No.69174182

>>69173957
>>69174091
This fag

>> No.69174255

https://vocaroo.com/19ZxZuNttbVC

>> No.69174260
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>> No.69174337

>>69174091
KILL YOURSELF NOW

>> No.69174411

>>69174255
Who is this and why are they clapping? Did their brother win an award?

>> No.69174493

>>69173957
Ignore all the other replies and draw Crane. Thanks.

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69174620

>>69174337

>> No.69174671

>>69173957
Spike

>> No.69174708

>>69173957
me

>> No.69175242

>>69173957
You

>> No.69175552

>>69173957
us

>> No.69175718
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>> No.69175765

>>69173957
26th President of The United States, Theodore Roosevelt

>> No.69175829

>>69175765
seconded

>> No.69176032

>>69175765
#NotMyPresident

>> No.69176177

>>69176032
Funnily, chuds really like him cuz manly man even though he actually was pretty liberal

>> No.69176287

I haven't seen any anime made after 2017. Recomend me some good ones

>> No.69176627

>>69176287
Umamusume season 1-3.

>> No.69176760
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>> No.69176812

>>69176760
Me on the right

>> No.69176843

>>69176287
Oshi no Ko
Aggressive Retsuko
Promised Neverland
Shadows House
Love is War
Re:Zero

>> No.69176896

>>69176843
Shadow paid for her own anime?

>> No.69176925

>>69176843
>Promised Neverland
Don't do this it makes mustard gas

>> No.69177148
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>> No.69177278

The fact that Meghan Trainor is literally mother right now

>> No.69177282

>>69176287
tengoku daimakyou

>> No.69177356
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>>69176177

>> No.69177362

>>69176843
More that I forgot:
Made in Abyss
Ancient Magus Bride
Munou na Nana
Girls Last Tour
The Rising of the Shield Hero
Wonder Egg Priority

>> No.69177412

>>69177282
This one is great too but I want to see where it goes next. I like you, anon.

>> No.69177451

>>69177278
The father? me

>> No.69177564

>>69177451
its the kid from spy kids actually

>> No.69177770

>>69177564
I meant to say I'm her baby

>> No.69177930

>>69175718
>>69176760
>>69177148
26th President of the (Us), (Me)odore (You)sevelt

>> No.69178508

if i see a vtuber with the femboy tag, i click

>> No.69178553

>>69178508
What about the tomboy tag. Asking for a friend

>> No.69178694
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Oh no, im streaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVgUl4hpXU0
https://www.twitch.tv/kiji_the_waffle

>> No.69178695

>>69178553
girls? yuck
maybe tomgirl since its the same as a femboy

>> No.69178889

>>69178508
I'm not a femboy I'm a femMan

>> No.69178947

>>69178889
You will be a broken man when I am done pegging you

>> No.69179097

can you guys stop being so gay

>> No.69179130

if I see a vtuber with the femboy tag, i know they don't have a personality

>> No.69179155
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69179155

Playing Fire Emblem 3 houses, come stop by! twitch.tv/TheSmartestWitch

>> No.69179194

>>69178947
Jokes on you I'm a 35 year old virgin twink with a beard you'll never catch me by the hair of my chinny chin chin

>> No.69179206

>>69178947
Femvestie located.

>> No.69179330

>>69179097
https://voca.ro/1iMDlxxXGhKD

>> No.69179497

>>69179130
Does Haru, Beryl or Kuku have it?

>> No.69179536

>>69176177
You can be impressed by or even admire someone without approving of everything they did.
>>69177356
>mfw I'm considered right but think all of these are based except hunting exotic animals if they're endangered.
>mfw steak for breakfast is slightly authoritarian.
My upcoming steak egg and cheese bagel sandwich morning cooking stream... No...

>> No.69179578

I wish I was gay sometimes

>> No.69179624

>>69179578
I wish you were less gay sometimes.

>> No.69179678

I wish a guy here would sexpest me and eat my pussy

>> No.69179694

>>69178889
I've read that doujin. I've fapped to that doujin.

>> No.69179715

>>69179578
being a depressed moody gay but devout traditional catholic with none of the lgbtq+ nonsense or making either a big part of your outward personality is the way to go for a kino lifestyle

>> No.69179727

I wish a guy or girl here would like me

>> No.69179792

I wish a girl would hate me and abuse me

>> No.69179799
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69179799

>>69179578
>>69179624
>>69179678
>>69179715
>>69179727

>> No.69179850

Where is the rinna emote poster when we need him?

>> No.69179878

>>69179715
This but you have to try your damnest to be dead by 40 or become straight and go extreme in some other direction otherwise it gets embarrassing
Also you should dress shabby but attractive

>> No.69179890

>>69179850
Probably in wasp

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>>69179850

>> No.69180064

>>69179850
still here, i'm just out of ideas for edits

>> No.69180134

>>69179678
You're probably imagining a guy much hotter than is actually here.

>> No.69180215

>>69180064
I like you

>> No.69180263

>>69180134
Why do you assume everyone is ugly

>> No.69180350

>>69180134
I just want a buff ojisan

>> No.69180377

>>69180263
Dog why tf do you think people become vtubers instead of fleshies? if they were attractive they'd just facecam

>> No.69180461

>>69180263
I don't. I'm assuming that fantasies like that generally involve highly attractive people, and that the population of this thread is fairly average people.

>> No.69180538

>>69180461
Every single female on 4chan wants an ugly bastard.

>> No.69180620

>>69180350
That's actually doable, but I still have too much dignity to sexpest you.

>> No.69180653

>>69180377
>t. started watching vtubers yesterday

>> No.69180683

>>69180377

Are you a normalfag time traveler from 2018? This is the sort of shit twitch thots and their simps said to cope with getting mogged by chuubas
Plus if you see roommates you'll see most vtubers are average at worst, with a lot of the chicks actually being kinda cute. Like 1 in 10 of them are actually the disgusting gremlins statements like this would have you believe all chuubas are

>> No.69180737

If Youtube face reveals have taught me anything it's that nobody with an attractive voice is ugly.

>> No.69180784

>>69180377
No you retard
>>69180461
And you're just autistic

>> No.69180833

>>69180737
Bullshit.
t. me

>> No.69180882

>>69180737
Physiognomy never lies

>> No.69180919

>>69180737
Usually attractive voices signify good facial structure and positive enforcement towards speaking in development. Just like how the majority of people who can sing well are pretty attractive

>> No.69180985

>>69180737
Hot people learn how to speak because people actually want to hear them.

>> No.69181005

>>69180683
>with a lot of the chicks actually being kinda cute
you had me til you said this and revealed you're a "solid 7" kinda guy who just thinks any hole's a goal

>> No.69181389

But what does this have to do with vtubing

>> No.69181400

I love tourists

>> No.69181469

>>69181389
This could not be more relevant to vtubing because vtubing is entirely about sex.

>> No.69181483

>>69181005
>t. femcel

>> No.69181481

they put a huge fucking cheezit in a crunchwrap

>> No.69181486

He's going menhera again...

>> No.69181513

>>69181481
Yooooo can i see

>> No.69181586

CRANE DID WHAT WITH A MCCHICKEN?!

>> No.69181619

>>69181389
When the fuck does /asp/ ever talk about vtubing to begin with

>> No.69181632

>>69181486
Who? If it's Cheen again I'm gonna bust his ass wide open.

>> No.69181708

>>69181513
back off

>> No.69181745

>>69180683
Corpo vtubers tend to be attractive because them being attractive helped them succeed in outside ventures, which is what made corpos hire them in the first place. If Mori was an ugly girl, she never would have had the success she had outside of vtubing, and hololive would have probably passed her over for someone else. The average vtuber on the other hand is more likely to hide their looks, whether it's because they're straight up ugly, or they're too average to make it in a field where attractive people tend to be the ones to rise to the top.

>> No.69181785

>>69180985
I might believe this one because it also explains why the fat as fuck dudes who develop an excellent sense of humor and personality to socialize and get laid almost always have good voices. They had to practice speaking more than anyone for that strategy to work.

>> No.69181795

>>69181708
Im not gonna steal it bro just show it i wanna see

>> No.69181824

>>69181632
Archknight, he muttered something about his tulpa "telling him to show everyone she's real" before we heard a shotgun being racked and stream ending

>> No.69181935

>>69181824
Most sane Arknights player

>> No.69182024

I think I'm average. I just don't like being on camera because most women are expected to wear make up and fancy clothes all the time but I don't like make up and I stream in pajamas often. Also my light, camera and background suck plus being an anime girl is fun. With VTubing I can relax after work without feeling bad about not looking presentable. I can even stream while sick.

>> No.69182088

>>69182024
>

>> No.69182090

Imagine being so bad at streaming that you're able to put on something you consider presentable while you're sick.

>> No.69182407

>>69181824
Imagine needing a tulpa when you could have girls in your chat who call you cute.

>> No.69182502
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There's a lot of negativity in the thread today and I don't like it. Let's be nice to each other, okay?

>> No.69182508

>>69182407
None of the girls in my chat ever call me cute, only the boys do...

>> No.69182514

I'm just a funny fat man. That's all.

>> No.69182603

>>69181005
Looks don't mean shit if your attitude is a "solid 3"

>> No.69182654

>>69182508
>only the boys do
Same.

>> No.69182661

>>69181745
Or maybe they just don't want to show their face

>> No.69182693

I will foster a trans viewerbase so I can be gangbanged by dickgirls.

>> No.69182720

>>69182407
>>69182508
I envy you guys so much

>> No.69182725

>>69182508
There are a lot more of those, but I didn't mention them because I'm not into them.

>> No.69182764

>>69182407
I wished they call me cool instead of cute...

>> No.69182781

>>69182407
You have people in your chat? All I have is a bot offering me fast growth and instant views to go to their sketchy website... One day I'll make a follower out of them...!

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>> No.69182923

>>69180919
The majority of people who can sing well are attractive because physical appearance is very important for anyone who has to be on the spotlight

>> No.69182954

Nobody watches me at all except out of pity
I can tell they have me muted because when I've tried to directly address the people who "chat" I get no response ever and when they do chat its just an emote or it seems like they only half heard what I said as if they have me on low volume.

I'm literally just telling stories and chatting to nobody.

>> No.69182955

>>69182904
Why the fuck are you like this

>> No.69183065

>>69182502
No people need to be more negative and tell me to kill myself since I am a worthless piece of shit. It didn't matter that I became faculty at one of the most prestigious institutions in my field, it was all never enough for my asian mother

>> No.69183301

>>69182954
> directly address the people who "chat"

Tip - this streamer habit makes me feel like never coming back to watch them. Only do it if they have recently chatted within a few minutes and keep it to a minimum.

It's not the viewer's job to entertain you - you're trying to entertain them!

>> No.69183305

>>69182954
Prolly cause you have nothing interesting to say

>> No.69183343

Which is more intensive between recording or streaming?

>> No.69183342

It sounds like most male aspies here are anorexic or extremely fit. Which aspies sound fat like PowerNelson? I need recommendations, I’ll donate you funds for food delivery during stream
>t. femviewer with feeder fetish

>> No.69183516

>>69183342
PowerNelson is fat?

>> No.69183564
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69183564

Any gamer here who plays Granblue Relink on PC? I wanna play it with other VTubers

>> No.69183572

>>69183516
He doesn't sound like it at all, people only know because he complains about it on twitter sometimes.

>> No.69183604

>>69182954
some people want to lurk in peace, or even when they're being active in chat the last thing they want is to be put on the spot like that
any time a vtuber asks everyone to speak up on something I immediately clam up because that shit bothers me. it's like when a teacher's yelling at you to announce you're here for roll call or something.

>> No.69183616

>>69182693
based as hell

>> No.69183661

>>69183343
If you mean CPU intensive, it just depends on the bitrate you set. Normally recording would have a higher bitrate than streaming though.

>> No.69183753

>>69183301
Thats not what I do.
>>69183305
I'm the most interesting person on stream.

>> No.69183794

>>69183616
My issue is I have no idea where to start because I don't want to post trans rights flags at all times or speedrun.

>> No.69183810

>Chat teases me about being a m/bottom/sub
>Won't call me a good boy
It's not fair

>> No.69183824

>>69183604
Thats not what I'm doing

>> No.69183894

>>69183794
Put pronouns in your twitter and twitch bios for step one, that shit's like a siren going off for that crowd
Idk after that

>> No.69184024

>>69183342
Denpa...

>> No.69184076

>>69183894
Hm. That's cringe, though.

>> No.69184152

>>69183516
PowerNelson sounds strong fat.

>> No.69184209

>>69183564
I am still waiting for Laine to fight me. I was promised a free beating

>> No.69184309

>>69183794
just be friends with some

>> No.69184364

>>69183810
At least people don't think you're a top and you don't only attract bottoms.

>> No.69184427

>>69183810
Same :( Its fucked up.

>> No.69184470

>>69183794
>or speedruns
explain
is speedrunning something that attracts troons? have to change plans if so

>> No.69184609

>>69184470
>he doesn't know

>> No.69184647

>>69184470
I think its more that speedrunning attracts autists and autists contain a huge number of troons. Its pretty much the same for any type of activity that attracts a lot of autists.

>> No.69184653

>>69183342
The mtg crew Lance gets, himself include.

>> No.69184690

>>69176627
Umadacchi??

>> No.69184826

>>69180737
Literally Dream was ugly as fuck

>> No.69184962

>>69184826
Pure delusion, the guy is a teen heartthrob gigachad, it is purely circumstance and his weird-ass video that makes anyone say otherwise.

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I need to stop spoiling my vieweroshi.

But I don't want to.

>> No.69185002

>>69184364
I'm a straight switch, but I don't know how to find or talk to top or switch women, and the only people who approach me are gay top men.

>> No.69185100

>>69185002
>I don't know how to find or talk to top or switch women
That's the secret anon, there are no top women.

>> No.69185136

>>69184826
He's a regular average looking dude.

>> No.69185176

>>69180377
Anon, you do realize some people like not having their online presence follow them into their personal lives right? Like I want to entertain people, but I'd also like to graduate college and go into my field of interest.

>> No.69185220

>>69185100
I want Totora to hold my hands and pin me down while kissing me and riding me like the tomboy fuck machine she is.

>> No.69185239

>>69184973
don't stop, you are the reason why im still alive

>> No.69185339

>>69185176
I always wonder if any of my students know I am a anime girl online

>> No.69185488

>>69185100
Are you trying to trick me into giving you a shot? Even if there really aren't any, not going gay. I want a tomboy gf, not dick.

>> No.69185523

>>69185488
No I'm telling you the depressing reality so you stop trying.

>> No.69185659

>>69185488
>>69178553
Now kiss

>> No.69185667

Switch this, bottom that.
I just want a girl who will indulge in my autism and vice versa.

>> No.69185754

While you fags where distracted complaining I already fucked your oshi

>> No.69185760

Autism this, vice versa that.
I just want a girl who'll talk to me.

>> No.69185802

>>69185760
DM me and I will do a discord date with you

>> No.69185826
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live with starcraft.
https://www.twitch.tv/3rdpt

>> No.69185841

I just want a girl who likes me.

>> No.69185883

>>69185802
sent ;)

>> No.69185892

Gay this and girl that.
I just want someone to type in my chat.

>> No.69185900

>>69185802
Cadence...

>> No.69185952

>>69185220
>>69185002
All the tomboys are just females putting up a hard facade to try and pass as unaproachable, but deep down, they are all princesses who wish to get pinned down by a big man

>> No.69185981

>>69185952
I cry myself to sleep knowing this.

>> No.69186010

>>69185952
Hot, I've always wanted to princes carry a tough girl

>> No.69186036

>>69185523
Then relax, because I'm not directly trying. A long time ago I resolved to just follow my autistic passions and become the best person I can be, and if that happens to attract the right person along the way, then even better.

>> No.69186045

Lolis this, hags that.
I just want a cute boy who will talk to me before bed.

>> No.69186106

Should I put that I'm married in my twitch tags? I don't want people watching to think that I'm available at all, or to feel lied to if they've missed that I'm married and get mad at me (even though I don't do anything remotely GFE), but I also don't know if that's overkill.

>> No.69186117

>>69186045
Hey, that's me! You're just like your mother you stupid cunt. Good night, I love you!

>> No.69186125

>>69186106
Laine...

>> No.69186199

>>69183342
>female architect
youre so fucking real for this

>> No.69186203

>>69186106
I've considered it, I've been having a influx of presumably single mothers in my chat and it's getting awkward having to talk about my wife so often. they keep telling me I'm going to be a good father

>> No.69186222

>>69186106
I still don't know who is the femanon who is married although I spent around 10 hours the last week watching them all, so please, put that because it isn't clear at all.

>> No.69186234

>>69184209
pvp is a thing in Relink? :o
Or are you talking about Granblue Rising?

>> No.69186239

>>69186045
I have been compiling every good night recording each boy sends me. Once I have enough to make a half hour video I will post it

>> No.69186343

>>69186234
I am talking about Laine getting a beat down at the waffle house

>> No.69186524

>>69185952
it's true i pretend to be self-sufficient but really i want to be spoiled without asking

>> No.69186590

I just want my bf to stop ignoring me and give me more attention

>> No.69186598

>>69185952
>All the tomboys are just females putting up a hard facade to try and pass as unaproachable
What about the tomboys who are just goofy retards that are much more approachable than regular girls? Does that not count? Is it unironic autism?

>> No.69186621

>>69186590
gumpai...

>> No.69186626

>>69186590
I want my gf to pay attention to me too :(

>> No.69186628

>>69173498
first ever stream did but the VOD never got saved, plus there were weeks of computer trouble, just needs to find something to reach 2view status, even Crane is getting 2view now
sukadrii is only comfortable talking when there are others active in the chat

>> No.69186639

>>69185952
TOMBOY IN GIRLY CLOTHES
TOMBOY IN GIRLY CLOTHES CUTE

>> No.69186662

>>69183342
the mages are all anorexic or fit (Merlie, TheSmartestWitch, Manasong but that can always be corrected.

>> No.69186695

>>69186628
not being able to raid for a month likely hurt too, doesn't get raided by other streamers too

>> No.69186872

I want to base my design on music but I feel like if I make some and it turns out bad I'll become a joke and have to change it...

>> No.69186896

>>69186662
i want to offer merlie yummy food in exchange for him being my cute schoolboy slave ToT!!!!!!!! i want to watch him stumble on his words like a retard when i tease him about his weight gain!!

>> No.69186946

Did anyone catch the new male oni's stream last thread? I wanted to watch but he doesn't have vods on yet.

>> No.69187163

>>69186896
holy fucking based. Chubby Merlie WHEN.

>> No.69187260

>>69186896
>>69187163
You're really bad at astroturfing.

>> No.69187280

>>69186872
Musicfag here. Run it by me. What's the concern?

>> No.69187424

>>69187260
im not merlie i just want to poke and prod at his tummy and force him to be my sex slave

>> No.69187489

>>69187280
I want a guitar, but I'm only just learning, and I'm not nearly as ok at singing as I think I am, so I'd set expectations and seem even shittier than I already am.

>> No.69187629

>>69179497
Haru uses the femboy tag.

>> No.69187639

>>69187489
Add a level gauge to it that you'll increase as you get better at the guitar, it'll give the same kind of appeal as how Aloe's horns were gonna grow as she grew as an idol

>> No.69187640

>>69187280
I'm old ugly and I have no hobbies or talents. I have no life experiences or media experience. My voice is tired and ragged. And I have never had anything to say since I was born.

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I continue to struggle with choosing games for my streams. I have so many games and I don't know which to choose! This is my biggest problem right now (or so I think?) and I really need to figure it out...

>> No.69187937

>>69187869
focus on those that let you talk.

>> No.69188112

>>69187424
tummy posting when

>> No.69188201

Femanons which aspire males do you think are cute and why?

Gaynons same question

>> No.69188223

>>69188201
Bunkum.

>> No.69188297

>>69188201
nikola because retard

>> No.69188475

>>69187489
Then all you have to do is avoid pretention. Be honest that you're new, and ask for input from anyone in chat who seems knowledgeable. You're learning, and so is everyone else, including masters. The elitists who will roast you for sincere effort are cunts first, and musicians second. Always. Most aren't musicians at all.

The only thing I'll turn you into a joke for is giving up on what you really want. But I won't bullshit you, either. Most people who start music give up on music. So if you're new, you're going to have to make sure it's what you really want.

Add an element of music to your design, but not something so integral that you're shoehorned into being primarily a music streamer even when you're not feeling it. Keep practicing as hard as you're comfortable with, and by the time you're looking to update your model, you'll likely have crossed the point where most people give up. At that point, you'll know whether to expand the musical aspect, or drop it.

>> No.69188526

>>69188201
The wizards are cute. I wish they'd collab sometime.

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>>69188526
I'm open to it

>> No.69188931

>>69188201
>The femanons will not call me cute because I've never selfposted.
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own inactions.

>> No.69189003

>>69188526
Which one of them?

>> No.69189083

>>69189003
ALL OF THEM

>> No.69189178

>>69189083
wizard gangbang lets go

>> No.69189251

>>69189083
>>69189178
I knew I should have been a muscle wizard, but it would have been too much of a self-dox.

>> No.69189344

>>69188201
Momomo because he's very outgoing and fun without being Camui-tier annoying
Manasong because in spite of his perpetual horniness he seems well put together and speaks well

>> No.69189411

>>69189251
I cant believe Cbum is now a vtuber

>> No.69189509

>>69188201
none only femchuubas are cute to me

>> No.69189587

>>69187869
In order,
>Filter by what you enjoy
>Filter by what you can talk during
>Filter by what you can talk about
>Filter by what might lead to collabs
>Filter by what currently gets numbers
That should handle most of it.

>> No.69189597

FF9. Secret lineages, regicide, and questioning what it means to live and die.
https://www.twitch.tv/zephhaathun

I have literally forgotten plot points atm

>> No.69189628

>>69187869
Either play games that allow you to talk while playing or games that are difficult in bursts so you don't only focus on playing.

>> No.69189811

>>69186045
I need to practice speaking and I have insomnia, unfortunately I'm not very cute.

>> No.69189889

>>69174091
Your are deranged and need more meds.

>> No.69189974

>>69188201
ace p meow

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LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1g-CjtneE4

>> No.69190067

>>69183572
You are retarded

>> No.69190079

>>69189811
A cute, groomable voice is enough

>> No.69190169

List of all partnered /asp/ies?

>> No.69190296

>>69186045
I'll talk to you before bed for $5.00 per 10 minutes.

>> No.69190313

>>69190169
Zero.

>> No.69190333

>>69190313
tourist

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Hey there again.
After a sucessfull teststream earlier today (krauttime) We play some chill Dino Crisis for the PS1.W

>> No.69190762

post asp ships

>> No.69190819 [DELETED] 

>>69190748
omg my keyboard is retarded ...

https://www.twitch.tv/frankyakamats

>> No.69190835

>>69190762
Finbar and my dick

>> No.69190869

>>69190079
I don't think I have a cute voice either.

>> No.69190884

>>69188931
>The femanons will not call me cute because I've never selfposted.
>>69188201
>Gaynons same question

>> No.69190903

>>69186639
THE BEST GAP MOE

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>>69190762
Okay.
https://www.aspships.com/

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im so mentally handycapped ...
third time a charme eh ...

https://www.twitch.tv/frankyakamatsu

chill Ps1 Dino Crisis and more nervous retardism.

>> No.69191027

>>69190947
David Borcoski x Robert Walker is my OTP

>> No.69191091

>>69190884
Even if I wanted the gaynons to call me cute, how would they if I've never selfposted?

>> No.69191184

>>69191091
you must call on the fujo

>> No.69191281

>>69191184
She's been corrected.
It's over for you.

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>>69190762
Them

>> No.69191318

Someone bake

>> No.69191567

>>69191316
Is it even a ship if they're actually married??

>> No.69191712

>>69191704

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