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69151819 No.69151819 [Reply] [Original]

Alright anon, you have 2 choices for the only chuuba you going to watch for an entire year. No other chuubas, just these 2. Who do you pick?

>> No.69151867

neither, but if i had to pick it would be miguel, because her stupid menheraness is kinda of funny. Elira is just a bitch

>> No.69151924

I pick the rope.

>> No.69151955

I would rather be dead

>> No.69152003

Elira just because I can't into nihongo

>> No.69152070

>>69151819
Mike is at least guaranteed to entertain, Elira is boring as shit on top of being a total cunt.

>> No.69152111
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>>69151819
I'll watch her instead!

>> No.69152128
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>>69151819
Can I at least watch Nazuna instead?

>> No.69152139

I choose option 3 and stop watching chuubas for an entire year.

>> No.69152144
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>>69151819
>A literal bipolar manic menhera
vs
>A manipulative, psychopathic whore
Given the choice, whether to watch a corrupt and failing whore; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a vtuber fan to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

>> No.69152185

>>69151819
Quit watching vtuber. One is boring as shit the other doesn't speak a word of English

>> No.69152206

>>69151819
i'd choose Mike 100%. why the fuck is this even a question?

>> No.69152238
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Heh

>> No.69152268
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>implying I understand anything is she saying and it's anything more than very cute girl sounds

>> No.69152277

>>69151819
Elira can at least pretend to be nice, Mike's just a huge cunt all around

>> No.69152428

>>69151819
>One let riku slurp sake from her manko cup
>The other fucked a wealthier and more succesful man behind my back while telling me my dick was the best
Damn, I already jerked of twice, cucks eating good today

>> No.69152445

>>69152238
>lapsed on Polka
homo

>> No.69152575

>>69151819
>Elira
>Effectively killed NijiEN
Pretty based

>Miguel
>Manipulative whore
>Didn't have the guts to spill the beans on the other holowhores
I'd rather kill myself than watch her.

Pretty easy choice, and Elira is going to get fired soon anyway so I don't have to tolerate her for that long. Question is, what am I going to do for the rest of the year when I have no one to watch?

>> No.69152643

>>69152111
How the fuck is she still a 4-view?

>> No.69152798

>>69151819
Ria my beloved

>> No.69154601

>>69151819
I would love to suck on that pink flat titties, thank you

>> No.69154996

Elira if she Vtubed naked.

>> No.69155035

>>69151819
Whichever sucks my cock better

>> No.69155168

>>69151819
Mike. At least I know what I'm getting into.

>> No.69155230

>>69151819
Michael is at least entertaining.

>> No.69156223
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>>69151819
Did Mikeneko even do anything bad other than girlboss her twink cuck boytoy husband to death? I dunno that seems like pretty based behaviour.

Like, she didn't go live on stream just to call Flare or Kson a bitch ass motherfucker in public. She had the good sense and common decency to keep her shittalk about Aqua in the DMs. idk, I kinda like that Mikeneko confirmed that she actually is the psycho serial killer bitch she always pretended to be. Elira on the other hand just outed herself as nothing more than a common skank.

>> No.69156343

>>69152238
What did Polka do to you bro???

>> No.69156378

You know you're a boring shitty streamer when even anons who can't understand jp choose menhera over you

>> No.69156389

>>69151819
Mikeneko, she's hot as fuck.

>> No.69156414

>>69156223
Lie about it for years so she could drain as much money as possible from her paypigs

>> No.69156460

>>69151819
Well, then I stop watching chuubas. They are not that important to me.

>> No.69156541

>>69151819
Mike, easily. God bless her retarded ass for implementing the translator into her streams

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>>69156414
Anyone that parasocial deserves to get their money stolen. Can't really blame her for the hustle.

I mean if you think about it, the paypigs getting cucked really was the "married to Rushia" experience! Can't say they didn't get what they paid for.

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My autistic wife Haachama will break time and space to make herself an option. So I pick Haachama

>> No.69156624

>>69151819
I pick eating a bullet

>> No.69156680

>>69156223
She started blaming her mental episodes during her hololive work on others at the company.
She tried to make a big deal about having to go to 3rd gen live practice after her cat died but now it turns out the cat probably died over some retarded fight she had with her twink.
>She had the good sense and common decency to keep her shittalk about Aqua in the DMs.
That's not "good sense and common decency", it's just her trying to hide her tracks and avoid getting sued. She never makes any direct statements publicly and instead chooses to post them anonymously or spreads rumors privately. She's a god damn snake.

>> No.69156686

>>69151819
Despite everything Mike was a member of hololive for a reason, she's actually entertaining and is cute enough while doing flesh streams
Elira has no worthwhile qualities outside of knowing English

>> No.69156762

>>69156547
You sound like you'd make a good nijicuck, maybe Elira is more your style

>> No.69156773

>>69151819
I'd rather go without internet for an entire year

>> No.69156930

>>69151819
Elira because EOP and she makes my dick hard. I love evil women

>> No.69157034
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>>69156680
>That's not "good sense and common decency", it's just her trying to hide her tracks and avoid getting sued. She never makes any direct statements publicly and instead chooses to post them anonymously or spreads rumors privately. She's a god damn snake.
Well, she's at least a craftier snake than that dumb bimbo Elira who tried to do the crocodile tears on her audience instead of only the people she was fucking. In a twisted sense, I can kinda respect that.

>>69156762
Honestly if the most extreme version of the GURRAT turns out to be true and she had masterminded her way into seizing control over the entire EN branch & told Selen to kill herself, that might just bump Elira up a few places in my books for being a real life supervillain. That'd be kinda hot.

I think I have an "evil villainess" fetish

>> No.69157048
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Elira. Before all this mess I liked her and would watch her occasionally. I never enjoyed Rushia as an entertainer and have never watched any of her other incarnations.

>> No.69157144

>>69151819
Mike hands down. Do I also get to watch Nazuna?

>> No.69159418

>>69151819
I think I'm gonna have to go with the menhera.

>> No.69159552
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>>69151819
Mikeneko because I get nazuna too and her translation app amuses me

>> No.69159605

Elira is more entertaining and I’m not that good at Japanese, but I like Mike more as a person. Yes, she’s insane, but at least she shows us that side of her on stream instead of only being a shitty person behind the scenes like Elira.

>> No.69160225

>>69156343
full on gay and not interested in dicks at all so she doesn't give a shit about GFE (unless the viewer is a girl[female])

>> No.69160282

>>69151819
Mikeneko. She's actually entertaining and cute

>> No.69160467

>>69157048
The fact that you need a -scat tag when looking up stuff on a rule34 site because some western artist always as a shit fetish is pretty fucked up.

>> No.69160821

>>69151819
No.

>> No.69160943

>>69156600
Based

>> No.69161034

>>69151819
michael cat
behind all that menhera brain and retardation she's actually really funny
Elira isn't even half as entertaining as her

>> No.69161386

>>69151819
No

>> No.69161415

>>69151819
Mikeneko does sexy cosplay streams every now and then so her
crazy hags are hot as fuck

>> No.69161437

>>69151819
None

>> No.69161824

>>69151819
Does miguel gato at least do lewd asmr? It's an easy pick for me if she does

>> No.69162011

>>69160467
We have to put up with little girls, inflation, ugly bastard rape and censor bars, yellows can deal with some poop.

>> No.69162231

>>69151819
Welp, time to touch grass for a full year.

>> No.69162301

>>69151819
Mike because I’d rather be wracked with the guilt of putting money in the pockets of a fellow menhera than fund that egotistical skank <3

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