holy

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you are still on time to become a member. chumming without the h

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>>69066840
I can't stand asmr whisper shit
I'd rather her zatsudan about how shitty modern horror movies are
I enjoy her best when she's roasting something or bantering with chat.

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>>69066840
IM GONNA GOOM

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I've cancelled my membership in October. I'm not falling for any more tricks. She's only done 2 streams in the last 10 days. She's gonna be gone for months again after this.

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>>69066840
thanks bit I can cum perfectly well without a whole year of blueballing

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Can't win my heart that easily. I'm not a cheap man.

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looks like she lost members

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>>69067119
This. Don't fall for the love bombing. Now if she sticks with decent streaming for months, then maybe consider coming back. But immediately jumping back after a few weeks of her being "changed" is doormat mentality.

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>>69066840
lmao, what the fuck happened to have her doing this shit. Did her manager grow some balls finally or what?

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>>69067119
>>69067448
>I don't have 5 dolars (10 cents if you use a VPN for ARS)
Nigga.... this is beyond sad, has america fallen this much?

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>>69066840
I would have to see a year of consisent streaming before I would even consider coming back.
Good for the loyal ones though, gods know they deserve some rewards.

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>>69067571
It's not about them not having the money, it's about them not wanting to enable her until they see some real change.

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>>69067571
>he thinks it's about the money

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>>69066840
>You've been so patient
You can't make this shit up

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>>69067571
I miss the time where posting that e-thot ragging on her viewers for not being able to afford 5$ was put in contrast with Holo talents expressing how they want their fans to always prioritize themselves and that they're grateful for just being watched
seems like chumbies are more into the former by the end of the day

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>streams once a month at best
I'd rather member that fucking whore Ayame than this cunt

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>>69066840

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>xisters seething
you love to see it

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>>69067119
>>69067448
This. Don't trust the jew shark. She'll only come back to sabotage new talents again.

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>>69067734
>>69067772
>>69067846
>America in deed fell this much
Jesus christ, at least please tell me you're not as bad as venezuela yet.

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>>xisters seething
>you love to see it

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>>69066840
all this proves is that Britany venti was right

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>>69068208
>totally not a tourist btw

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>>69066840
pay up chumbies so she can go on another vacation!

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>>69068090
>in deed
I'm sure you know everything about Venezuela esl-kun.

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Patientbuds winning.
Weakbuds on suicide alert.

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>>69068441
>''Commie'' country
>branwashed idiots
That's about it really, you gonna tell me you didn't know such thing? oh you must be going to /sp/ during the superball waiting for EL PERUANO i guess.

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>>69067119
same here, I'm not going back to gura after 2023
giving up on her allowed me to actually enjoy vtubers again

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people are talking about needing this or that to prove that they'd be willing to go back in again but for me
if a streamer I watched literally just fucking vanished for months on end without any decent explanation as to the reason, only to finally, after ages of horrible lack of communication return with still no explanation just pretending that nothing ever happened
why the fuck would I ever be a fan of this streamer again

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>>69066840
So predictable. Stream a few weeks before a big payout day to trick people and then ghost them again. She will be gone again after this until her birthday

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>>69066840
i am a simple man with simple needs

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Reminder that she's going to start ghosting you starting on March 1. Feel free to grudgepost this if i'm wrong but i'm not.

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>>69066840
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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nijifags, you should really go back to supporting your livers, they're dropping subs like flies

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>>69067119
Gurarium ends february 29th btw. Month long promotion

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>>69067571
>being so poor you think its about the money
Tell me how you make minimum wage without telling me you make minimum wage LMAO

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hope she does a coutndown

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>>69067119
>I've cancelled my membership in October.
sure you did.
You're totally not just a random anti shitposting.

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>>69067571
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.

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>>69066840
Thanks, I unmembered and unsubscribed a year ago.
It's been nice.

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>>69067119
The real test is if she's still around by the end of March. She won't leave immediately after Gurarium, it would be too obvious.

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>>69068693
>>69070063
kek
It shouldn't be about "the test" or "she'll be gone by x"
The fact that it happened in the first place is pretty fucked by itself, who gives a shit if it happens again or not

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>>69066840
How long will her break be after she cashes in on the v-day merch?

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I don't mean to be rude but on february 16th she'll be gone with the loot and you guys will cope by saying she's "preparing for holofestival" and then she'll be gone again, maybe one or two horror game streams if a new one comes out, then gone until her birthday when she might stream 3-4 times that week, then gone gone gone again with her bags of cash skipping sharkily into the sunset.

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>>69066840
Say what you will about Gura, but she never drops the ball on Valentine's day

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>>69069787
you know the type to create and post in gura threads, it's always the same thing

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>>69067481
She needs money for her kid and hubby

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Weakbuds need to fuck off forever, why would you even want them to come back?

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her first asmr is godlike and i still listen to it every now and then. hoping this will be as good or better.

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>>69066840
Sorry, I'll be watching runie instead

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>>69066840
Already done

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>>69066840
I told myself I'd only re-member if she started streaming consistently again.

That hasn't really happened, so I'm still out.

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>>69067119
Yeah, me too fellow chumbud. I loved Gura too, but enough is enough. Why can't this lazy bitch be like the other livers and just stream?

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>>69066840
I'm a newfag who has started fapping to Gura since January. Never bought a membership yet.

Will this ASMR be worth the money? I can cancel it later, but I just wanna hear the ASMR (and no one gifted me)

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>>69066840
I hope she soft talks us like we were her newly born baby that she is really busy with.

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>>69066840
The redditor choice:
>Pay the membership, superchat Gura and spam everywhere that she can't do no wrong
The 4channer choice:
>Look the stream on nyaa or /t/, isn't even subscribed to Gura and spam everywhere that she is a lazy whore

The choice is yours, don't be a redditor

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>>69067448
Gura might not have fully returned yet but whatever is going on with contract renewals must be close to the finish line. Mumei still hasn't really said why she disappeared in November but Mori has been vaguely hyping up a life changing announcement sometime around HoloFes.

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>>69067448
Lets not kid ourselves. She will only return for:
1.Mandatory work like concerts
2. Simp events like Valentines/Birthday
3. Short announcement streams for merch

And you know what? it will work because holo fans are braindead and more loyal than any religious zealot. But hey, we would do the same if we were millionaires like her.

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I JUST WANNA KNOW IF THE ASMR WILL BE WORTH IT

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>>69069787
Just because I'm not a simp who's the embodiment of the Gura cycle meme and gets on his knees whenever she throws us a bone doesn't mean I hate her. There's nothing more I'd want (in terms of vtubing) than for Gura to return to form and stream at least 4 times a weak consistently but I'm not gonna encourage literal Ayame behaviour.

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>>69071010
Downvote

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>>69071540
yeah she will do JOI and bratty gf sex erp

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>>69071010
Nah, I'll stick with superior JP streams

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>livers
Giftcord isn't sending their best

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>>69066840
Not a pedophile btw

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>>69071652
Thank you

I will cancel after this

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>>69071540
her past asmr streams were ludicrously seductive and there's no reason not to expect a repeat of that

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>>69071981
>he fell for the double falseflag

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>>69071540
Doubt it. Just wait for the torrent on Nyaa or someone uploading it on /t/. I'm not giving her anymore condom money.

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>>69068849
Speak for yourself poorfaggot I'm membered to all 14 HoloEN. Eat shit.

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>>69072084
Gura isn't a pedo, she wants to be an eternal LG with a pedo husband.

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>>69070438
Yeah me.

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>>69066840
you have a very abusive oshi who likes to neglect you, come back briefly to lovebomb you, then leave you after she's taken what she's needed.

>>69067119
>>69067448
>>69068037
you guys get it. Wait and see if she starts being consistent. And man I hope she does, I want to see her succeed. But don't let yourself be a doormat who throws money on someone who doesn't respect you.

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>>69072239
that's a different level of support. i applaud this wholesome approach, I hope you support gura with a shark side tiered membership

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>>69072832
encouraging her to stream by showing her we're interested in what she's cooking is way more effective than going cold and pissy like you are.

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>>69073170
Oh yeah, it's worked out so well so far!

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Just archive it and post later.

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>>69066840
>Comes back to squeeze you dry for valentine
Can't make this shit up

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>It's fake
>surely nobody would cancel membership
I'm not that anon, but sure. I'm not going to renew membership either. Don't care about the money, it's about the principle.

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I'm shocked to see anyone still being a member after 2023, I unsubscribed sometime back during on the later-half of 2022 and I remember thinking something like"this is absurd, I'm better off getting a new oshi" back then, can't imagine how bad it got after that.

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>>69070063
Makes me wonder if they've specifically timed the aquarium thing to coincide with Valentine's.
It works for Gura since that means she didn't have to return to streaming for both separately and it works for the aquarium since those are decent date spots.

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>>69073438
I'd let gura squeeze me dry for valentines if you know what I mean

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>>69074152

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>>69067571
It's going to be available for free very soon anyway. It should be possible to stick to convictions for a day.

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busy rewatching 2022 valentines lollipop sucking sounds

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sad I can't sperg on her vod anymore, she's pretty active the past weeks

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>>69074605
I'm gonna cum buckets if she makes slurping sounds again, I've been saving this load all week

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the sheer amount of seethe here is incredible
nijisisters really can't hide their jealousy for Gura being completely yabless and the most beloved vtuber for all this time.
you can continue making up shit about her like a little worm, we all know you have nothing on her and your pointless seethe won't affect her success in the slightest.

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it's much easier if everyone just loves gura overtly and stop pretending they don't like her

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>>69066840
>early stream
>no streamed planned later in the evening
sounds like someone doesn't want to spend Valentines' Day with her fans

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>>69075487
where is this statue right now?

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>>69070782
>livers
Nijisister, your falseflagging….

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>>69075711
in Jap's office

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>>69075787
how often has it been cummed on

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>>69072651
i need this so much if only it was real and didn't feel like grifting on her part

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>>69074605
why is she such a shameless whore now i have to find this

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>>69073170
how many times has that worked now lol?

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>>69074496
you dont want to be a part of the group jerk off session? gay

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When she leaves again I will take my revenge by not watching her stream until she returns. It is a simple, yet elegant solution that has worked well for me in the past.

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Please leak I'm brown and poor

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>>69066840
I see Gura needs a little extra on her next paycheck. Must be for the vacation she plans to go on when she disappears until holofes

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>>69071552
fags been real quiet since this dropped

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>>69067571
Nene give this shit out for free. Why the fuck would I choose to pay for it from a worse girl?

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>>69075487
Gives you a clue about who's doing all the dramafagging on the board.