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68917465 No.68917465[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You gentle Nijiniggers,—

Friends, Nijiniggers, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Selen, not to praise her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Selen. The noble Elira
Hath told you Selen was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Selen answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Elira and the rest
For Elira is an honourable woman;
So are they all, all honourable men—
Come I to speak in Selen’s funeral.
She was out friend, faithful and just to us.
But Ike says she was ambitious;
And Ike is an honourable fag.
She hath brought many collabs and events.
Whose supas did the Riku coffers fill
Did this in Selen seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Selen hath wept
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Elira says she was ambitious;
And Elira is an honourable woman.
You all did see that with her commissioned artists.
Many times she could have made them wait for a payment never to come.
Which she did refuse to be it be so; was this ambition?
Yet Riku says she was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Anycolor spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love her once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Selen,
And I must pause till it come back to me…

>> No.68917721

Charlton heston is too good for this shit of a board

>> No.68917833

mucho texto
fuck shakespeare

>> No.68919327

>>68917833
This is cicero

>> No.68921226

>>68919327
sorry I dont watch male vtubers

>> No.68921305

>>68919327
Cicero more like Cuckero am I right fellas

>> No.68922417

>>68917465
Right, the chat is fuckin packed yeah? Takes me half an hour for the stream to start. And up steps Riku, right? And he goes "Blah, blah, blah. The law this, Nijisanji that"

>> No.68922955
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68922955

>>68917465
O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these nijiniggers.
Thou art the ruins of the noblest liver
That ever lived in the tide of times.
Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,
Which, like dumb mouths do ope their ruby lips
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue,
A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all o'er the Vtuber sphere;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use,
And dreadful objects so familiar,
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quartered with the hands of war;
All pity chok’d with custom of fell deeds:
And Sayu’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by her side come hot from Hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

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68923317

The traitor, Elira, flees to Egypt where they paint their faces and cavort with animals! Noble DokiBird gives pursuit! Its is asked that all loyal anons give offerings at the temples in the name of our brave soldiers!

>> No.68923400

>>68921305
yeah

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