/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

The High Court of the victorious Allies against Nijisanji is in session.

This is a historic gathering of the victors of Hololive, Vshojo, Phase Connect and all the independents and small corpos who struggled valiantly in the unprovoked All Out War NijiEN declared upon all the free Vtuber world. Today we will begin the discussion of the Denijification of /vt/ and to classify and decide the fate of the members of Nijisanji English.

During the Occupation of Germany after WW2, the Allies had a classification system for their denazification program. The stages are as followed:

Class A/ Major Offenders
Class B/ Offenders
Class C/ Lesser Offenders
Class D/ Followers (Fellow Travelers)
Class E/ Exonerated Persons.

Until NijisanjiEN is dissolved a total denijication will be unlikely, but to expedite the processes we can at least begin the consensus on who the innocent of Nijisanji are and who are the guilty and by what degree are they held responsible for.

Gentlemen of the court, the proceedings have begun.

[Anonymous No.]

You honor. I propose the Motion to Exonerate Rosemi.
On the grounds that she's too dumb to have participated, enabled or even realized what was going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908775
The matter of her intelligence is not in question. The fact that she has shown some participation in supporting the company through retweeting Elira's stream. I feel a Class D/ Followers classification placed upon Rosemi, is not out of the question

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, Vox just chomped on a cyanide pill. He's writhing on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68909188
Acknowledged your Honor. However, recent evidence has surfaced that proves some of the top ranks of the Niji party have been using the skins of their dying dead organs to do their bidding.
In light of this new evidence I request my initial motion to be reconsidered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68909188
Your honour with regard to the retweet in question, Rosemi had suspended twitter activity on the 5th and is still presently inactive. Thus I move the retweet ve recognized as an act of management accessing Rosemi's account without her knowledge or consent and is thus inadmissible as evidence against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
>>68904585
Is my proof for why scarle should be found innocent and given a medal of bravery

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, my client pleads "Nuh uh."

[Anonymous No.]

Exonerate Scarle, she is the only liver to not retweet Elira's statement, and has slightly hearted a comment of support against Niji after her member stream was suddenly cancelled just now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68911039
slyly* (as the heart is now removed, but not before it was noticed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68910446
>>68910559
That will be taken into consideration. I have a question about her complacency in previous black ballings with respect to The livers Yugo Asuma and Zaion LanZa and her complacency in their roval, as well as the ostracization of one Nina Kosaka.

>>68910680
>>68911039
>>68911147
The court recognizes Ms. Scarle Yonaguni as a likely candidate for a Class E/ Exonerated Person pardon. Her case will remain open for the time being if third parties wish to present evidence to the contrary.

[Anonymous No.]

https://tiermaker.com/create/kurosanji-classification-16783585

[Anonymous No.]

>>68910446
>>68910559
That will be taken into consideration. I have a question about her complacency in previous black ballings with respect to the livers Yugo Asuma and Zaion LanZa and her complacency in their removal, as well as the ostracization of one Nina Kosaka.

>>68910680
>>68911039
>>68911147
The court recognizes Ms. Scarle Yonaguni as a likely candidate for a Class E/ Exonerated Person pardon. Her case will remain open for the time being if third parties wish to present evidence to the contrary.

[Anonymous No.]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_lPgaV2bXw

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
You honor, I propose to execute all of Offenders by thousand cuts
for class D/E I propose them to ask forgiveness by doing naked dogeza

[Anonymous No.]

>>68911295
Thank you for setting this up, Bailiff.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honor, i propose the motion to not only Exonerate Luca Kaneshiro, but to formally recognize his valiant efforts
His so-called crimes consist of courting an older female individual - henceforth referred to as "hag" -, collaborating with said hag to minimize his workload, and consulting with that hag the proper course of action to rescue Scarle Yonaguni from Aster Arcadia's harassment.
Not only that, but if the leaker allegations hold true, then he has risked his livelihood in order to be an asset and ally to the free Vtuber world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, I submit to the court that this shit is funny as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68912530
Should he be present, I would call Luca Kaneshiro himself to the perhaps testify in his favour

[Anonymous No.]

kino thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>68911379
As a fellow brown man, i must bring to attention that while her inaction in such unfortunate events may be damning, this was only out of fear, and when the time came, her support was vital to expose Nijisanji's true color (black), even at the risk of her wellbeing.

I must move to the jury that At worst Scarle should be considered a class D felon

[Anonymous No.]

>>68912649
Noted. Shit recognized as being funny as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68912649
Motion granted
>>68912530
Court recognizes possible Luca connection to leaks. Case will remain open for the time being.
>>68913392
Interesting point of view. Traditional fears brown people have of taking responsibility of ones action opens Scarle up to a fellow traveler charge (which is a sub classification to the Class D charge - not quite a follower but kept her head down)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their fans, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn’t help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, they couldn’t help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. They had not the slightest recollection of the day before, they rattled off their same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened.

I didn't die so Kurosanji could be let off with a tepid punishment for their sins. Take all your sympathy for Selen, and your sadness from seeing the great injustices inflicted upon her, and turn it into anger! Total Niji Death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908775
This wouldn't be the first company Rosemi completely screwed over.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honor, I propose the classification of one of the defendants, one Enna Alouette, to be Class A Major Offender. The picture related is the defendant. I also propose the immediate execution of said defendant by the will of the court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
>Gentlemen of the court, the proceedings have begu-
https://youtu.be/uRaes3eaeD4?si=EeRcYHgTjW3HJBV8&start=18

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, I move to motion a Class E order for Victoria Brightshield on the basis of her career being held hostage in a turbulent situation. The first warnings headed by Zaion's termination were unfortunately hearsay at the time thus Livers of TTT were too late to reconsider at that point. Due to her time frame of debut it is highly doubtful she could of had any involvement in the bullying of Selen Tatsuki.
I require investigation if management held a gun to her head thus unwillingly coerced agreement too the current allegations she is accused of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
This is amazing. I would submit that since Elira, Enna, and Millie are all mentioned in the documents created for litigation between Doki and NijiEN they be placed in Class A as they are likely among the orchestrators of the Crimes Against Vtubers we have borne witness to over the last few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68911295
As a tourist who only knows what he hears from rrats, these are my suggestions

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908775
>the Millie defense

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Pomu Rainpuff is still considered missing. It is now believed she has fled to America to escape from judgement. I demand a judgement in absentia.

[Anonymous No.]

The Statement that Selen/Doki was recording a conversation with Vox would put forward that he was one of the major ones harassing her.

[Godot No.]

Your honor, I believe that we should look at this from an outsiders perspective, but still keep an open mind. What happened to Selen was a tragedy, the fact that they couldn't give her the help she needs is sickening, and we should held the ones who couldn't help her responsible at once, however, no one could have predicted the amount of chaos that unfolded after that. Ms Pendora is a major offender until proven otherwise. As for Ms. Lovelock,
>sip
Despite the suspicion of her suddenly retweeting the announcement, her side of the story hasn't been revealed and so I would like to Motion her as a Follower until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914113
>>68914326
The guilt of Elira is beyond reproach, As we have the major offender defendant Elira in custody, the court is prepared to hear any argument to classify one Millie Parfait as a Class B/ Offender. Enna Alouette - who has shown nothing but contempt since the war started - will not be afforded the opportunity for arguments. She will be placed and triallled as a Class A/ Major Offender.
>>68914197
Motion granted - As with Scarle and Luca, her case too remains open. Henceforward anyone in the Class E/ status will have their cases remain open to bump up charges should evidence be presented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68915034
Your honor I concur with this statement
Miss Lovelock did state she would be off social media for some time only for this tweet, and this tweet only to be reposted on her timeline no long after, as many know, it's not above nijisanji's management to impersonate members without their knowledge or approval.

Unless further evidence is brought forward i submit my plea to accept Miss Lovelock as Class D felon or even class E felon

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914875
The court is very interested in getting to the bottom of the Pomu's involvement, unfortunately it appears that she may have been scooped up in either Hololive's Operation Luna or Vshojo's Operation Matara
>>68915034
>>68915451
Very well, court recognizes Ms. Rosemi Lovelock as a Class D/ Follower. Given her previous history before her Nijisanji debut I cannot in good conscious agree with an exoneration

[Anonymous No.]

Vivi is innocent, your honor. I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor... this is a black thing, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
clac clac clac clac clac clac clac clac clac clac

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
just because other members have been graduated does not exonerate them
Kyo for example was a true believer yet he is gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916202
>>68916202
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, Elira should be exonerated as although she participated she was just following orders.

[Anonymous No.]

they're roleplaying on the board again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916806
what, did you prefer "gura and her three dogs" rp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916606
OBJECTION! Exoneration on such grounds make no sense, Anon! The accused, Elira, has willfully, as was stated on the 12th of February in the Year of our Lord 2024, that she VOULENTEERED to post slanderous accusations against one 'Dokibird'. Your Honor, I recommend based on new evidence that Elira be placed in Class B at a minimum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916252
On this note, your Honor, i propose for Kyo Kaneko to be classified as a Lesser Offender; while i understand this motion might be controversial to the gentlemen of this court, it must be taken into account that Mr. Kaneko has not endorsed Elira Pendora's statements.
Additionally, his graduation announcement lines up with Enna Allouette's slander of Selen Tatsuki escalating; it is quite possible that, despite being part of the group known as the "clique", he did not intend to cause long-term grievances to Ms. Tatsuki and defected from Nijisanji upon becoming aware of the situation's severity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honour, I move for CEO Riku and his family to not be indicted and be given FULL immunity to ensure a peaceful post-war transfer of power, maintenance of law and order in EN and JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916496
"..."

[Anonymous No.]

Yer 'onor, 'am a witness of lil miss Lovelock over 'ere. And I can tell ya. She's a true rodent like ya've never seen with yer own eyes. She was nicknamed Rosemi Lovecock. She bragged 'bout the number of "big men" she could take at once. I r'member when she told us she loved being the smallest girl in a group of only men. She used her charms to join Tsun Korps under the name "El Rato" the rat. 'ere she used her new found influence to join Nijisanji and steal money from Tsun Korps. And even befor' that she was friendly-friendly with Trump himself!
She can't go unpunished, yer 'onor. She stole from too many good and bad people alike. A thief's a thief yer 'onor. She even stole my virginity yer 'onor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914653
Uki is absolutely an offender. Gay men are the cattiest snakes of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, I propose a motion to not exonerate, but to move Ike Eveland into either class C or D. As provided within the stream upon Miss Elira Pandora's channel (henceforth referred to as 'Exhibit A') showed both a lack of interest and a general distaste for the event on tone. Compared to Miss Elira Pandora and Mr. Vox Akuma who both showed utter disregard to the defendant's mental wellbeing (even laughing at specific points within the evidence).

I motion that Ike Eveland, who did not laugh, and in fact audibly turned the page of his statement (as evidenced in Exhibit A) to be moved towards class C at worst and class D at best. Ike Eveland, this defense motions, is a perfect example of 'good man, bad company'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Petition for Kotoka Torihime to be charged as a major offender and to be placed under court appointed observer. Prior bad acts indicate not only is she likely to be heavily involved but is also not just capable, but extremely willing to throw former co-workers under the nearest bus

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Petition for Meloco to be placed under house arrest (mine) until the facts of her involvement are clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68917150
Your Imperial Highness I demand this man be condemned and executed by disruption. The tribulations suffered by Rosemi Lovelock are false fabrications that can be proved by witness of the royal Eunuchs. The will of heaven must be honored.

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor I request for Miss Petra Gurin to be part of Class D, her punishment would be overseen by myself to ensure the process of denijification. She has followed the precursors of the war and while was not part of the conflict, had the capability of walking away.

Therefore a less severe punishment should take place which I would be glad to oversee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68915115
Your Honor I would like to rise the accused Millie Parfait to the category A (Major Offender).
She is a knwon preacher of Nijisansji ideology and most importantly was witnessed harassing the liver formerly known as Selen when she enquired her fans to archive and repost her video "Our last cup of coffee" and then ignore her when she posted about her hospitalization.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm also a first hand witness of her relations to Tsun Korps and can testify in favour of the witness' accounts of events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68913822
SIEG ZAION!
>be me getting dragged out of the court room
SIEG ZAION FOREV-

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916252
>>68917054
Kyo will retain a status of Class C. We cannot overlook his close -likely carnal - relationship to the defendant Miss Alouette.
>>68917095
He will have to renounce all positions of authority and convince his Japanese bootlickers that he not a living God.
>>68917319
Ike's distain for what he did is noted and he falls well inside the criteria of Class C. I confess not knowing much about the male waves. I would very much like to hear the cases of each members considering one of their own was a victim of Nijisanji.
>>68917425
>>68917540
Major offender status must be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. I need to hear more evidence on that. Both of you are allowed to share custody of the defendant until charges are laid.
>>68918101
This will be taken into consideration, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916496
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918371
>convince his Japanese bootlickers that he not a living God.
I request the honourable court to have Riku's picture be taken standing next to Yagoo and have it printed across 2ch, 4ch, 5ch and subreddits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918371
In light of your judgment. I would recommend the court appoint a neutral party to oversee Miss Torahime. I feel as a member of the Zaion faction, her existence would become extremely painful within minutes in my custody

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, if it pleases the court I would like to submit the following evidence as exhibits 'DZ'.

[Godot No.]

>>68915634
May I futher ask that Vox Akuma's Chinese fanbase, the women of course, be added to the Followers list. As we speak they are defending his cold bitter actions right now and they refuse to see the bigger picture. On to bigger matters,
>sip
>>68919030
Guards, remove this child. I don't even know how she got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918371
Your honor, the motion stands that Shu Yamino should be on D, perhaps even exonerated. Several times in the past he has used his bilingualism in Japanese to defend other clientele (male and female) alike within the corporate battlefields of Nijisanji's home offices. The case for Luca Kaneshiro is still ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

Honorable members of the court, I have an urgent announcement!
Finana Ryugu has been discovered dead in her cell! She appears to have suffocated after experiencing an acute allergic reaction to the traces of Deez Nuts found in her food. It appears that the prison staff has been infiltrated by the Zaionist vigilantees, and further attacks are highly likely.
I am afraid that special measures will have to be taken to ensure the safety of the other Nijisanji members involved in Zaion LanZa's termination, and they will have to be tried strictly in absentia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68919542
OBJECTION-Hearsay and speculation. Furthermore it is a well known fact that Finana enjoys nuts in her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>68919275
Motion seconded as Shu Yamino has been reported as using his Japanese ability to tell off Nijisanji Management on behalf of another talent. Evidence for one such incident can be found post-dated around early November 2022.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68917103
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
PLEASE LEAVE POMU OUT OF THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68919542
>Traces of Deez Nuts found in her food.
Hmm...
>>68919030
>DZ
>Deez
KOSEKI BIJOU, REFRAIN FROM ASSASSINATING THE LIVERS UNTIL THEY'VE BEEN PROPERLY TRIALED

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, motion to classify Maria Marionette as Class D, as she was stationed at the Upside Down Front during the war, making her geographically and temporally removed from Nijisanji's homefront crimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68919983
This too cute defense has moved the juries hearts. Your honor we plead for Class E.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your Honor I request that Ms. Scarle Yonaguni be exonerated on top of not retweeting Elira's statement & hearting comments critical of Nijisanji she barely interacts with members of her own gen let alone members of the hierarchy responsible for starting the war against the whole of the VTubing world

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918371
Your Honor, this is unacceptable! Present evidence and credible witness testimonies indicate that Kyo Kaneko has been directly involved in attacks on multiple innocent people. This establishes a clear need for an investigation into his actions further than surface level. The pattern of criminal behaviour strengthens the case for considering him an offender or major offender!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918947
The court commends you on your objectvitty.
>>68919030
My dear, I believe your class is in another courtroom. Ask the Bailiff politely and you might get a treat
>>68919162
As tempting it is to place a collective responsibility on a population, it is unfeasible. History will record their complicity far better then cluttering the court with so many minor cases.
>>68919275
Shu will be placed into Class D until further notice. Any further evidence will alter his classification
>>68919983
>>68920207
Pomu's status as fugitive will be decided at a later date pending on the decisions of the Government of HololIve or Vshojo. Should she get picked up, she will be given immunity. If she stays independent charges will heard.
>>68920327
Kyo's decision to leave plays a role in the deduced charging. He has acknowledged his own guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor I reiterate my position and request for miss Petra Gurin to be moved to Class D as she has not been involved on the conflict but instead followed the movement despite her being able to walk away.

Her denijification would be overseen by yours truly with house arrest with tutoring of infants for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, as the court moves to determine the guilt of Nijisanji CEO Riku Tazumi, I would like to motion to submit expert witness testimony from COVER Corp. CEO Motoaki Tanigo.
It is the prosecution's belief that the defense will eventually attempt to present the defendant as being largely ignorant of Nijisanji's EN division's SOP. We assert that once on record, the expert witness' explanation of management method in regards to how to appropriately support an overseas division will serve as relevant contrast to the defendant's conduct by example. We intend to present these rebuttals to any arguments that Nijisanji JP's geographic and cultural distances to the EN division mitigate any responsibility on the part of its CEO.

[Anonymous No.]

It's treason, then..

[Anonymous No.]

>>68919542
We the Zaionist people's front and our sisters' association the people's front of Zaion are being framed. We don't claim this act of terrorism! This is a cover up! Miss Ryugu knew vital information to incriminate Oberst-Gruppenführer Kotoka Torahime! If anyone would have gained anything from the sudden death of Miss Ryugu, it's Miss Torahime and Miss Torahime only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honour!

I suspect Ike Eveland's case will escalate and be treated as class B in the light of recent events, however I motion he is placed in Class C on the basis that his previous track record as a non-offender is good. Moreover he lost less followers than the others involved which indicates shared sentiment and faith from the overall fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>68921891
I second the motion for Ike Eveland to be placed in Class C unless further evidence is presented to the court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918371
>Ike's distain for what he did is noted and he falls well inside the criteria of Class C. I confess not knowing much about the male waves. I would very much like to hear the cases of each members considering one of their own was a victim of Nijisanji.

I hope this satisfies you
>>68921891
>>68922018

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honour, everyone shall perish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68922118
It is satisfactory Your Honour

[Anonymous No.]

>>68917095
>>68918371
Your honor, all evidence points to ignorance, not maliciousness, in regard to Mr. Tazumi's role. The EN management clearly withheld information from the gentlemen over at the JP branch, which is how they continued their activities for so long. However, there has clearly been negligence, and that includes Tazumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68922305
I FUCKING WARNED YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your Honor, it seems there is a group that the other prosecutors have seemingly forgotten. I propose you should look into Noor and the IN ilk. There are rumors that they ran everything behind the scenes, built the foundation for the war machine, and also enabled the Class A and B offenders to thrive in this environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68922118
Thank you for repeating the previous ruling for us, your honour

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
>>68923800
Objection, your Honor. Citizen Noor has been known to have left the company a year prior. In fact, one may argue her absence is what accelerated and amplified the war and the subsequent crimes committed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68923469
>>68921716
Well, well, well. Right on cue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68923800
My fellow prosecutor, I too have heard the rumors, however I have yet to discover any substantial evidence.
I have seen Noor mentioned, however, I worry that if we present unconfirmed members of management to the Judge, it may be dismissed due to lack of evidence tying the individuals to this case.

I do request that there be further consideration for the addition of members of management who are not active EN talents to be scrutinized upon later trials.

Thank you for your time, your honour.

[Anonymous No.]

These are the initial rulings the court has found. Please focus your efforts on the unknown classification unless you present new evidence against the charged members.

>>68924051
>>68924129
>>68923800
The case of Noor and the many crimes committed in other branches are better served in a separate trial. For now out immediate concerns are the the fate of EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68924357
Also to note: Scarle is the only member of Class D who is a Fellow Traveler, which is next to Exonerated. The others are followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68909788
Please do not disturb the court with such trivialities again, or you will be held in contempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68924558
You're all fucking literally dead now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your Honor, I would like to ask for the court to exonerate my client, Victoria Brightshield. She has suffered enough. Please, take a look at her current condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>68924357
Your honor, it has come to my attention that Hex made his allegiance clear in X-encoded messages sent both and before the radio broadcast made by two of the major offenders. He endorsed the war crimes being committed and was known previously for extreme behavior, such as showing a forbidden object on stream, and stealing valor from a war hero known as Corpse Husband.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your Honour, I would like to motion for Claude Clawmark to be placed in Class E. Claude has kept a low profile during these times and has focused on only uplifting his Outclaws and showing support for creative endeavors of both his community and fellow Talents within the company.
He has been a little guy doing his best as per my reports and as a recent debut is in a similar situation as Miss Victoria Brightshield and Miss Kunai Nakasato. The latter of which has not been spoken for, however I believe is likely also a potential for Class E as she is relatively removed from inner circles. Although she may be a potential Class D placement as she has engaged with recent material that suggests she has been compromised.

[Anonymous No.]

MODS WHAT THE FUCK I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING FROM HOME YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925603
I WAS LITERALLY FLYING DOWN THE BARREL OF THE SOLG IN AC5!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925603
okay so I wasn't the only one who heard that then

[Anonymous No.]

whats the music playing bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925722
Danganronpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUvQ5RlFV6A

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925603
PROMOTION incoming

[Anonymous No.]

YOUR HONOR, I CLAIM THAT MY CLIENT, MILLIE, IS INNOCENT AND WAS SET UP BY HER GENMATES

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, while the decision to back these proceedings with orchestral accompaniment is much appreciated (if unorthodox), I would petition the court to please give fair warning before enacting any further drastic changes so that the audience may avoid shitting their pants in surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68924051
She's a manager now. All of nijisanji india became the en manager branch. (Yes, really)
This obviously is a bad idea, since there is a conflict of interest (india was sacked because they were seen as a direct concurrence to the future en branch) and lack of professional experience (19 year old former talent with a diploma in mathematics isn't exactly who you would want as a manager).
The employees have talked about it a few times. Also, it's still a part time job for them and india is utc+5, new york is utc-5 and california is utc-8. There's over 10 hours of difference between them. This makes communication extra hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925817
Motion seconded.
I thought my headphones broke.

[Anonymous No.]

damn the voices are having a rave today
should take my meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>68924357
Your honor, I put forth that the court should try Ren Zotto as a Class B offender. Early witness testimony that the defendant was "one of the good ones" appears to have been premature, in light of recent discoveries.
I submit the following exhibit as evidence.
>>68916134

[Anonymous No.]

Order in the court!
The individual who brought a boombox into the court will be held in contempt.

>>68925598
I would like to know if Claude has had any serious relationship with any of the defendants in the Class A to Class C categories. Is he close to any of them.

>>68925198
Motion granted, Defendant Hex Heywire will be classified as a Class B offender unless proven otherwise.
>>68926053
Defendant Ren Zotto will likewise be charged as a Class B offender unless proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68926198
>Defendant Ren Zotto will likewise be charged as a Class B offender unless proven otherwise.

Your honor, I can prove that it wasn't my client, Ren Zotto, who retweeted the infamous video with a comment. The real culprit is, in fact... with us in the courtroom!

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, I would beg the court to consider Ren for Class D, and not Class C where the "quote tweeters" reside. Although he states his words are his own, it is possible that he did not know the content of the "Elira-Vox-Ike statement" in question, and merely thought it would be a blanket apology.
I also appeal to his good nature, and personal history of being a complete normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68926285
Parbleu, who could that be?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908775
YOUR HONOR
As rosemi's legal guardian I can attest that she was not a bad boi
She just needed money fo dem programs

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, I request that Vox and Ike both be classified as Class A offenders.
My reasoning is such: both Vox and Ike have regularly participated in collaborations with the complainant Ms. Tatsuki. Ms. Tatsuki has not done any actionable harm to either of them, yet they both publically defame her.
Neither of them needed to partake in the defamation on Elira's channel. If they were absent, it would go unnoticed. Both of them consciously chose to.
I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit
Mods are pretty based
Some pls edit the clique to their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, what shall we do with the leader and figurehead Riku Tazumi? Although he may have tried to appeal to the jury with his speech, we do not believe he is doing so in good faith and is merely trying to reduce his sentence. I believe he should have the most severe punishment as his actions and inaction have led to this travesty and should be placed at the very top of Class A as the main major offender.

[Anonymous No.]

". . . . . . ."

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, Riku Tazumi will never be ballin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Stop comparing Kurosanji to the good guys in WW2

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916496
What's this, I'm fucking fodder for cartoonists now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68916202
The stupid fucking sound effects got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>68913822
SIEG ZAION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68918440
go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>68926198
>I would like to know if Claude has had any serious relationship with any of the defendants in the Class A to Class C categories. Is he close to any of them.

I argue that he is not, your honour.

Claude is particularly close with the three members of Krisis: Mister Vezalius Bandage, Mister Vantacrow Bringer, and Mister Yu Q. Wilson. The first two in particular.
He also closely associates with Mister Shu Yamino as an FPS lover who's happy to play Valorant amongst other FPS games.
I would argue that amongst these four, he is closest to Mister Vantacrow Bringer. Claude mentioned being reassured to stream after the chaos incited by Kurosanji's termination announcement on the 5th of February.

He has interacted with some of the other defendants from Class A thru Class C, however, there is little of note to these relationships. They are tied to multiplayer co-op games like Lethal Company and FPS titles.
There is one public stream with Class A offender, Millie, that is, in fact, a collab with Vanta and Selen.
However, that is the extent of his activities within proximity to the inner circle.

I hope this is a sufficient summary, your honour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925603
You post on /vt/ during work? See me in my office in 1 hour. Bring pen and paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your Honor, I present Mocca Liebeskind's testimonies as a past victim against Elira, Millie and Enna, as evidence of their past history of crimes, on this thread.
>>68910188
Notable mention the lack of criticism against Pomu, formerly Mint.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it!
Cased dismissed, bring out the dancing lobster

[Anonymous No.]

>>68927105
It was decided earlier that Emperor Riku will retain his position as figurehead of Nijisanji at the cost of his power and status as a living God.
>>68927828
Claude will be designated as a Catagory E/ Exonerated person. Should evidence come to light, it will be revoked and charges reexamined.
>>68927967
I would be happy to hear new charges against Defendant Petra Gurin, who sits as a Class C/ minor offender at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

You can't handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has lonely people, and those lonely people have to be milked by vtubers.
Who's gonna do it? You? You, Anonymous? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
You weep for Selen and you curse Anycolor. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Selen’s termination, while tragic, probably saved NijiEN.
And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves NijiEN!
You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at zatsudans, you want me on the management.
You need me on that stream.
We use words like "mindshare", "manjisanji", "fujobait". We use these words as the backbone of vtubing spent defending something. You use them as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the schedule of the very livers that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!
I would rather you just said "arigatou", and went on funneling into the next stream. Otherwise, I suggest you open the recommended page, and find another corpo. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928079
Your Honor, I motion for the removal of the Chumbuds from these proceedings. The case of Gawr Gura's periods of absence falls outside the current scope of this court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
>>68917023
Your honor, I implore you to give the defendant, Ms. Elira Pendora, a class C punishment. While there is no doubt that she was greatly involved and her actions were deplorable, there is evidence that she was forced to give out her latest statements. See evidence file (Im_sorry).

[Anonymous No.]

>>68927967
I read it over, While I am sympathetic with her plight I will maintain her as a Class C minor offender for the time being. While in the same company she has remained quiet and complicit. It may be bumped down to Class D in the near future as more charges are laid on other members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928425
My Honor, Mocca Liebeskind is not Petra, despite the Anya-Petra similarity in appearance. It only stands as additional charges against Elira, Millie and Enna from a previous victim of them.
Pomu and Rosemi were in the group yet had not been accused by miss Mocca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928391
Did you order the code black!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928420
Objection!
Your honor, there is nothing that shows the summary of her account was recently updated to give that apology. I posit to the court that it could be an apology for a previous action. For example, her graduation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928628
I did the job...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, I propose to motion Mr. Vantacrow as Class D. He was the collateral damage during Operation: Purple Dragon and there was no evidence that he is part of the special forces that executed the operation. Most importantly he loves Latinas.
>Capcha: HNTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928613
I will expand for clarity:
The group: >>68911829
The issue: >>68910910
Pomu's exoneration of crimes: >>68924750
>>68924871

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928420
OBJECTION!
The account was created in August 2021, one year after Ryuusei Nova's debut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928420
While I sympathize that your presumed Oshi has been proven to be a snake, unfortunately her roles in the formation of the clique, her willingness to tow the company line and engagement in harassment against her fellow Livers indicate an obvious high level of guilt. At the end of the day Elira remains the highest ranked member of NijiEN who actively and maliciously led the clique. Her responsibility cannot be erased by a simple apology. Not when she had other options to oppose the criminal regime of Nijisanji.
>>68928613
I understand it reinforces my above argument. Elira Millie and Enna's leadership in the clique means they cannot so easily shift or shirk the responsibility. Petra will be marked down to a Catagory D
>>68928795
Motion granted. As always, this is subject to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914653
Shu is part of the Hanamori clique, he is at best an offender and at worst a major offender

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928794
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE BLACK!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928794
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE BLACK!?

[Anonymous No.]

jesus fuck that made me jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929059
>>68929063
YOU GODDAMN RIGHT I DID.

[Anonymous No.]

I would also like to point out that Mrs. Pendora/Nova has a long history of prejudice against the people of Mrs. Tatsuki/Dokibird's race.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not let the people that retweeted this "livestream" get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929312
Motion to clarify the definition of an offender. Do all quote retweeters get classified as offenders? What about quote retweeters that don't post an additional comment, such as defendant Rosemi Lovelock, who some suppose to have been skinwalked into quote retweeting, given her absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929154
Further supporting evidence of Ms. Elira Pendora's hatred of Ms. Selen Tatsuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929430
If any of them come out and say they where skinwalked, they will be Exonerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928420
>>68928425
I agree on one condition your honor. If she is later found to be a primary instigator then the maximum sentence must be prescribed. Nay a new sentence must be developed. Something
involving a sandpaper dildo covered in hot sauce for all of eternity. No mitigating circumstances, no mental illness, no duress defences will be allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929513
>(so true)
nice edit lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929621
https://nijisanjilore.fandom.com/wiki/Elira_Pendora?oldid=431
It's already there since 2022

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929825
i was talking about the person who added "(so true)" after that... but the fact that the rest sentence was written 2 years ago is also pretty funny. aged like a fine wine.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the denijification of the vtuber scene.

[Anonymous No.]

nani? Mods = Gods

[Anonymous No.]

fattie oink oink couldnt turn down the 3rd dessert on any dinner the last ten years. but yeah. its everybody elses fault she couldnt handle her severe BPD mental ilness. lets single out single livers even if theres no evidence at all of "bullying". folks, you are playing into a mentally ills persons delusions. maybe read up on what BPD is and how hard it is to deal with someone like that before you start accusing others of wrongdoing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68930714
Very female post

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honour,
I make the motion that the accused Fulgur Ovid be classed as a Class B offender.
My evidence to support this motion is the labelled evidence pieces 10A, 10B, and 10C.
10A is the bond and closeness the accused shares with the one Millie Parfait, an individual who has been classed by this court as no less than a Class B person herself. The nature of this closeness is such that they would even call one another siblings.
10B is the bond between the accused and one Vox Akuma, a bond that seems to have been forged by being of the same nationality. Vox Akuma is a person of interest in this case, and took the stand alongside Elira Pendora to give evidence just recently.
10C is the recent posts the accused has made on their X (formerly known as Twitter) account. The posts all plead for a neutral stance in regards to outcoming information, and are posted with different timings to the retweets that have been accused of "management manipulation". This indicates that the accused is in full control of their account, a risk that management would not take if they were not willing to accept he was on their side.

I rest my case for now, your honour

[Anonymous No.]

>>68930714
Motion to remove all women from the courtroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929566
motion to move qrtrs who did not post any comment to "Lesser Offenders" tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>68930714

[Anonymous No.]

Motion to remove all courtrooms and make the accused parties fight against the accuser on a one-on-one battle with swords.
Preferably naked with tribal war paintings.

[Anonymous No.]

You appear to be lost. Niji disarmed enemy personnel are supposed to remain inside the designated gathering camps until demobilization by your designated authority. It looks like you are under Phase Connect military authority. Tough break. Make the coffee and you'll do fine.
>>68930813
Very well, Defendant Fulgur Ovid will be classified as a Class B Offender. We will do our best to provide him with a double wide cell for the duration of the criminal proceedings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68931052
first comment was for
>>68930714

[Anonymous No.]

Someone make this please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68930714
Objection, your honor! Badgering, argumentative and just completely lacking in decorum.

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, I motion that Luca should be given a sweetheart deal. His particular actions show his willingness to enter a plea deal, and such arrangements should take priority. With his actions thus far without the offer of protected immunity, one can only imagine what he would give the court for such a generous offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>68930714
Your honor, I make the motion to remove this defence lawyer from the court. They have shown a lack of decorum and decency in this establishment. Further more, they are using libellous information to decry the complainant's argument without any concrete evidence. I fear that if they were to be allowed to remain, the jury's end decision could be tainted with false accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68915034
I object by pointing out that Nijisanji knew exactly what they were doing when they waged a campaign of "All out War" against the Vtubing World, and we must not forget that to wage their war they reveal a repetitive pattern of senselessly sacrificing their livers on their altar of war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914197
>I require investigation if management held a gun to her head
If this is supposed to be a recreation of the Nuremberg show trials, then having a gun to your head is in no way a valid defense.
We're not supposed to find out who is guilty and of what, we're just supposed to get in a circle, jerk each other off and murder a bunch of people so we can feel good about ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68919993
>>68919030
Yes please tell the HololiveEN Hitmen to refrain from their actions until after sentencing.

We are still scraping leaves out of a cell and the intercom is still stuck playing Gyatt for the Rizzler though we appreciate it's demoralizing effects on the detainees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914197
"Just following Contract" is not a valid defense in this trial as per agreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929312
Motion to move "Kyo Kaneko" to the "Offenders" tier. May we not forget his crimes against Zion and active participation within the clique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925805
SILENCE, remove this gentlemen and sentence him to 2 hours of Mori's SNEAKY

[Anonymous No.]

>>68929312
>Kyo not in Major offender
Are you fucking kidding me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68912530
What's this about Aster harassing Scarle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68930979
Seconded, retweet alone does not show convincing loyalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>68932461
Were you in a coma the past month

[Anonymous No.]

>>68927960
fuck you i'm going to hololive. AGAIN. you'll hear from my lawyer, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68932194
AAAAAIIIIEEE NOOO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>68932540
No I just don't follow drama for the most part

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925067
I have reasons to suggest that Victoria Brightshield infiltrated the NijisanjiEN regime with the full intention of extracting Pomu and Selen from within for recruitment into other organizations, however her continued presence puts into question her true loyalties at the least at this time she should be considered a class D.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough with the show trial. All are guilty with a sentence to death by firing squad. Seig Zaion

[Anonymous No.]

>>68931655
>>68931731
Then I will proceed to statements made by V's room mate to establish defendants character. RM has said Pomu & Selen is held to the highest regards, oshi status. She disregarded unicorn harassment to support the Apex tournament held by Selen. She has only recently been indoctrinated and has not committed actions besides passive agreement and aiding the enemy's war propaganda machine as would any citizen have behaved under duress and unscrupulous leadership. I affirm the most suitable class for Victoria Brightshield is exoneration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68933127
citizen have performed*
>>68932821
As further representatives have stated she had fallen ill behind enemy lines leaving her weakened to the Black company's latest bout of brain washing tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68932821
>>68933127
Evidence now leads me to believe that Brightshield was in fact involved in operation valkyrie, and we ask that this possible evidence may be entered as a character witness

[Anonymous No.]

>>68932540
The right part of the image doesn't feel connected to the left and center part

[Anonymous No.]

>>68912530
>Luca Kaneshiro
We still cannot be sure if he was not a deep cover agent for Hololive all along

His continued actions show willful elements of self sabotage against the Nijisanji regime

[Anonymous No.]

>>68928079
Kek based Amanda poster

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is kino

[Anonymous No.]

Your Highness, I believe the defendants should have the opportunity to do their own interpretive dance as apology. As such the trial should be postponed until they all get their 3D models and access to a studio.

[Anonymous No.]

demn my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>Niji's downfall now has a fucking theme song
This shit is too good

[Anonymous No.]

why do the guards look so weird. i think they need beards or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>68933127
>She disregarded unicorn harassment
I object to this claim though not the overall request for the sake of sanctity of court records.

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, I would like to make the case for the death penalty for Class A defendants Elira Pandora, Vox Akuma, and Ike Eveland. I will proceed in this order.

Elira Pandora, according to both her debut lore and actions has taken the most hardline anti-selen stance out of any of the three A-class defendants. Both her previous willingness to backstab witness Selen Tatsuki and her current willingness to volunteer her channel to platform pro-nijisanji propaganda proves that of all Class-A defendants, she is without a doubt the most guilty and deserving of death by a Zaionist firing squad

Class-A defendant Vox Akuma is a close contender for the most serious offense, but due to his unwillingness to directly host Nijisanji propaganda we the defense cannot place the highest burden of guilt upon him. However, his spreading of pro-Nijisanji propaganda and the failed attempt to emotionally manipulate the public, attempting to cite harassment that witness Selen Tatsuki claims, was only in reference to her cover of the song "Last Cup of Coffee" and fails to refer to any other incidents which may or may not be cited in witness Selen Tatsuki's own case against Nijisanji, we the prosecution would like to sentence him to death by having him ram the Gerald R. Ford with Nijisanji's company yacht, which we the prosecution request as a reward from Nijisanji CEO Riku Tazumi as compensation to ensure we do not affect him and his employee's livelihoods.

Thirdly, Ike Eveland is the least offensive of the Class-A defendants mentioned in this portion of the case, he is simply one of the three on the panel formed on the pro-nijisanji "live stream" and contributes to the propaganda spread. He is guilty of the crimes listed above excluding actually hosting the stream on his channel. We the prosecution would therefore motion that he be sent off to a laboratory for human experimentation on skincare products. Thank you for your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68925506
how did you do that, hmm

[Anonymous No.]

Did jannies really add bgm to this thread? WTF

[Anonymous No.]

Round 2 of deliberations has been decided. Thank you for your input. I would again ask you to divert attention to the remaining selection of Unknown Livers. Understand that simply retweeting the Elira stream will be grounds for a follower charges if no evidence of wronggoing is presented. Their behavior outside of yesterdays retweeting will determine if they get a passed down to Class E, maintain their position or be sent further up the class charges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68910754
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vpFrk_t_pbw

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID MEIDOS MEAN BY THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
After a rigorous legal check, Anon hereby declares OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>68933549
It's read right to left.
>"seriously lol? so you're purposely ignoring me cause "you don't know what to say"

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honour, while I must confess that the music is incredibly stimulating, is it really necessary? The bizarre continuous bleating of the defendants should suffice, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68913822
Vindicated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
please pin it

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
somewhere in forty thousand years from now a lone scriber will be on a deep dark chamber reading these threads and he will actually think "by the throne, thank the emperor our administratorium actually does try to do their work correctly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>68914653
Uki Fagetta is anti white

[Anonymous No.]

Order! Order!

[Anonymous No.]

My honor,
luca should be classified as major offender for using his ex gf to write letters, play minecraft and make voice packs for luca while he was chilling and doing nothing but deceive the sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

LUCA FUCKING MADE HIS MOD BASICALLY DO SLAVE LABOR(on minecraft) AND HE ISNT GETTING ANY JUSTICE

[Anonymous No.]

ROSEMI IS INNOCENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>68937925
to do nothing against a crime is a crime by itself
tbqh i know she, like pomu, is afraid to not be able to graduate so this is quite a trouble overall

[Anonymous No.]

I have to set aside my personal feelings on the accused named above, Rosemi Lovelock, and judge her based on her actions in the coming days. I believe those will be the most telling with regards to the innocence of the aforementioned in the matter of The People v. Nijisanji.

Though I will, in this postscript, express my hope and desire to see the accused, Rosemi Lovelock, cleared of all charges and be unshackled from the guilty party through her own words as well as, and even more importantly, her actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68931289
>>68931188
Sustained. Bailiff! This woman completely lost her composture, throw her in the Fujopit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor, I believe the biggest culprit here are the Nijini- pardon "Nijibros", who dispite everything the company has did for 5 years continued to give pleasures to the ceos little brother, I suggest all nijifans hereby being send to solidarity confinement for life, so they do not pollute this world more then they have already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68936840
Your Honor, I believe that the one with Enna's face should be put as a Major Offender for no other reason than to avoid the scenario that Enna manipulates her into a clothes swap to walk out of the courtroom in a looney tunes esque scenario

[Anonymous No.]

KANGAROO COURT! THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Her first crime: killing all the kino *sigh* posting with her 6th trumpet level yab video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor I can't fucking hear SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

We shall agree to an axis pact with all the vtuber agencies against the malice that is nijsanji. After the total out war comment all vtuber agencies are occupied on all fronts against nijisanji.

We need to establish an alliance an create a task force unit to combat nijisanji prewence in the region. It is vital for the survival of the vtuber sphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Your honor! I'm requesting all charges against all Nijisanji members to be dropped. You have to understand they were stabbed in the back by traitorous dragon. Nijisanjis final solution against the eternal (((dragoon))) menace was completely justified.

[Anonymous No.]

I hereby declade that everyone in this thread is guilty of being ugly virgin losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938041
Rosemi Lovelock should be taken custody by her former legal guardian until matters are clear.

[Anonymous No.]

BLACK LIVERS MATTER
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
BLACK LIVERS MATTER
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
BLACK LIVERS MATTER
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
BLACK LIVERS MATTER
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

[Anonymous No.]

Your honour, I must put forward a motion to strike my client Meloco Kyoran from any and all proceedings related to this case. Not only does she have zero involvement in relation to this and is a foreign citizen whose native language is not even English, but she also has big fat tits and is very cute and nice. She should be tried under the JP clients if such proceedings should ever come to fruition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938562
BLACK CORPO LIVES MATTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938562
FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, I motion that Maria Marionette be completely exonerated. She was tending to her farming sims at the time, and has never committed a yab once in her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938521
But there's livers posting in this thread, your honour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938556
Granted. Rosemi's status as a Follower will require her to be placed in supervision of a responsible Vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938562
Benta... Elira...

[Anonymous No.]

Zaion's testimony:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnP5bIRfwq0

[Anonymous No.]

I CALL FOR THE DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938521
OBJECTION! I would like the court to know that I regularly have sex and would like to submit this collection of "Yeah, me" posts as clear evidence of my numerous engagements with different vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>court room erupts in chaos as the judge gives his temporary verdict
>police storm in to escorts the judge, defendants and people on trial out of the room
>see my chance
>throws notes at Kotoka and Kyo
MURDERER!
SIEG ZAION!
JUSTICE FOR MADAM LANZAA!!!
>get jumped and pinned down by cops
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! SIEG ZAION! SIE-

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938751
Too late, zako!

[Anonymous No.]

Debate Scrum by Masafumi Takada, Mods have peak taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
And just like the Nuremberg trial the court is not burdened with proof - only accusations.

[Ohayō !!m3ohWILTtMy No.]

Looks like the Mods are taking the piss on the Nijikeks too lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938521
Objection!! I have had numerous sexual encounters with my wife Towa's banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938838
*Runs to the defendant's side*
*Opens jacket to reveal explosive vest*
FOR THE GLORY OF ZAION!

[Anonymous No.]

>My Lord, a tragedy has struck our company!
What the fuck do you want, Tanaka? Can't you see I'm drawing a picture of my new yacht!?
>But my Lord, the damage is no longer negligible...
Yeah, this one's going to have a landing spot for my helicopter...
>My Lord, I'm begging you.
*sighs* Fine, I just read this piece of paper in front of a camera and you'll fuck off, right... What the heck? Why is it in ingurisshu?
>My Lord, the tragedy has affected the english branch of our company.
....and why do I care?
>My Lord, our stock is...
3D MODELS!? Tanaka, have you been dropped as a child?
>.........
>...We may have to.... *gulp*... postpone the investment in your new yacht, my Lord....
...Fine, I'll read it then. But DON'T YOU DARE to commission any 3D models! The only 3D model they're getting is one of my dick to suck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939347
Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
Ok funny, but in the real world the nazis were the good guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68937371
Yeah but the times aren't matching
>On the right
Yesterday at 1:38 pm
>On the left
Yesterday at 2:51 pm

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor I submit that homos get the sword on account of being sex pests and groomers. My evidence, they are homos.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone too busy jamming in the court. They have no idea the lawyers are all part of a cabal of rrats who manifested the schizo turning machine. Now they pick and choose their choice of Livers at will.

[Anonymous No.]

I sentence the defendant, Rosemi Lovelock, to ugly bastard rape without the possibility of parole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939347
Your honour I would like the records to state that I kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939601
As a defendant I ask that this claim is dismissed as the evidence is not evidence but a circular argument. All members of Nijisanji EN has the right to be trialed by the same standards

[Anonymous No.]

Help! This is Vox Akuma of Nijisanji EN. Tazumi has me trapped in the basement, I have not seen sunlight for several days, nor have I seen food in days. Please, /vt/, I need you to save us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939343
>MY LORD!
>THE INVESTORS ARE PULLING OUT FROM THE COMPANY!
>SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939680
Gentlemen, I gladly offer my will to volunteer as the one providing the required punishment for Rosemi Lovelock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939601
I concur with this anon, Your Honor. My evidence - just look at them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939798
I object, homos are not real vtubers and only exist to prey on them, therefore do not have the same right to trial.

[Anonymous No.]

Judge OP here. Someone on the janny team filed a racism charge against me. If I get banned, I would ask you all to carry on this pursuit of justice. Is is not for one anon to decide. It is for the people. All of you who fought for years against Nijisanji's war of aggression. Denijification will be hardest challenge this board has faced, but I have faith that we will overcome their final resistance. Total Niji death to the criminal Vtuber company and liberation of their enslaved people is the goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940247
Rest in Pepperoni Judge, must be their Niji mod. BGM thread you did good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
V-SNITCHES, TELLIN' ALL THEIR BUSINESS
SIT IN THE COURT AND BE THEIR OWN STAR WITNESS
"DO YOU SEE THE PERPETRATOR?" YEAH I'M RIGHT HERE
FUCK AROUND, AND GET THE WHOLE LABEL SENT UP FOR YEARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940104
Counterpoint, males can be Vtubers as evident in: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjtEttSHpJacfd7a6fc4VXQ

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940814
Excuse me court, I present additional proof to this argument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNloseTRJOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940814
To support this anon's point, I provide the following in evidence of some male vtubers being reasonable:

https://www.youtube.com/@TokoyamiTowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940937
That's not a male. There was a sighting of her being pregnant in 2021.
Please refer to the article on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

This man is completely innocent. Riku was skinwalking as him against his will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68936840
Your honor I ask for Reimu Endou to be placed in the followers/travelers rank at best and in the lesser offender rank at worst due to her retweeting the stream and being close to major offenders Vox Akuma, Enna Alouette and Millie Parfait

At the same time I ask for Kunai Nakasato to be exonerated with her fellow genmates due only to the fact that they debuted too recently to be too deeply involved in the drama and also being away from the scene for months due to illness

Thank you for your time Your Honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940937
Objection! It’s merely faking it to get the target to lower its guard. Evidence https://twitter.com/RazielWarmonic/status/1755653110347845923

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940835
vox is literally a scapegoat
theres no way he had any relation to this
neither does elira
they were just the least famous livers niji had to trhow under the bus
whos ike? was he a manager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68940577
I do what I gotta do, I don't care I if get caught
The DA can play this motherfuckin' tape in court
I'll terminate you
I ain't playin', hear what I'm sayin', Selen I ain't playin'
Catch you slippin' I'ma terminate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fLP_N6UxM

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Enna is called to the Witness stand
>"You can't show that! It's membership content!"
>"Ma'am this is evidence, that doesn't work here."
>"It's taken out of context!?"
>"How is saying "Don't go digging for the truth' followed by 'I can kill someone and you would all still love me' within the same five minutes right after an attempted suicide you were well aware of 'out of context?'"
>"You can't do this to me my dad is a member of the CCP I have diplomatic immunity!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>68939680
I volunteer as sexecutioner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941384
Your honour, surely this crude, unprofessionally written statement won't be considered as a valid testimony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941307
All of you motions have been filed Reimu while not outwardly offending will be placed in Class C Minor Offender do to her collaboration with major offenders as well as how long she has been involved in the company. Kunai will be placed in Class E.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938556
FUCK NO (OBJECTION), THAT BITCH IS CRAZY AND CAN'T EVEN TAKE PROPER CARE OF HERSELF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941535
I concur, it is pure speculation

[Anonymous No.]

OBJECTION!
She's CUTE so let her be INNOCENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>68936840
Request to move Aia into Lesser Offender on Grounds of being a Woke Bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941770
Prosecutor, the jury would very much like to see examples as evidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941919
Her debut stream your Honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68933549
The entire picure was subject to forensic analysis whch proved it to be real, as the amount of impossibilities for it to be faked in the time it took from Aster being and this image to appear would require more than an amateurish work of falsification.
In turn, this means that the rightmost area of the image was intentionally altered. As you can see, the discord tags for both these characters have been blurred out of this manipulation. It clearly was intentional on the spy as to give himself some ambiguity in th case he has to escape the country

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941758
Ted Bundy was a yumejo specimen of a human being as well. Thankfully, the authorities saw sense to NOT let him be innocent. Lessons have to be learned from that -- kawaii attributes and "cuteness" must not obstruct the wheels of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honor, I would like to raise issues with the exonerations of Claude and Shu. Not only were both original members of the nepo clique, but can also be noted for their original involvement in the All Out War. Yes, they may have not been directly involved in the Crimes Against Vtubers, they were still significant enablers of the major offenders beforehand, thus must be culpable for the rise of those offenders
>>63844450

[Anonymous No.]

>>68936840
Your Honor, as a member of thr Latino community, I am outraged at the fact that Aster still has not earned his Class A. I understand that, as this currently stands, the court mainly focuses on the regarding Selen and her Termination. However, I'd like to illustrate the fact that, had the evidence of Aster's harassment of Scarle shown up at any other given date, ergo, being the sole event occurring in Nijisanji at the moment, it would not have been treated as lightly as I perceive it is at the moment.
I shall remind our dear attendants of the time I have been here, as I require no verification for emtering this precint

[Anonymous No.]

>>68942487
You're slurring your speech. Are you well?
Tell me how many fingers I'm holding up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68942487
The Court would like to advise the witness that the witness needs to use the term Latinx (Latincks) for any and all future communications with this Court.
Señor Sombrero may now proceed with their testimony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68942786
¡Pena de muerte!
Let me take his head, judge.

[Anonymous No.]

Judge Anon here
>>68942471
In 1946 there was an attempt to trial Franz von Papen for his involvement in Adolf Hitler's rise to chancellor which Von Papen orchestrated. This failed as ultimately Hitler was the one making policy. Claude and Shu propped up the other boys, but the actions were taken by those boys are not strictly their fault. That said, I am prepared to bump them up to Class C felons.
>>68942487
If I was not being objective, Aster would be a Class A felon. However, his crimes are not quite to the scale or degree as Elira and the rest of the top class. Scarle deserves better. But Aster will be remembered more for the past few days then he will for anything else in his career.

[Anonymous No.]

i need the name of the music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68943389
Debate Scrum

You shouldn't start working on the second video so quickly, parrot

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938635
>BLACK CORPO LIVERS MATTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68942670
I apologize, as I am not very good in the english being born out of a humble origin
I was typing from my phone as fast as I could before having to leave home. Turns out I'm still here for a while

[Anonymous No.]

Members of the court, I'd like to point at Luca's actions as of that of either an insider or someone who only works for his own interests within Nijisanji.
I'll remind the court of the following events

Hired a mercenary to act on his behalf on almost all of his actions, such as the Following
>Using and cheating the simulator Minecraft, with which we believe the mercenary may have accidentally stolen the heart of the now fugitive Pomu
>Ghostwriting most of Luca's memorabilia, which was once hailed due to its beautiful handwriting

My memory does not serve me as well as I've been awake almost all night trying to prepare for this case; all I got is a migraine from everything that is happening. Nevertheless, it's obvious he took advantage of this mercenary's feelings for him as to make her do all this work without pay other than a receipt which read in all uppercase: "POG"
I would also like to remind the audience that there was a leak informing of Selen's "graduation" a few hours before it actually happened, signed LK. the evidence for this claim may be found by an old thread I made with the intention of storing all the rrats that have been occuring. Unfortunately I had an unwanted 3 day vacation and have not been able to update it beyong February 8
All this I call to your attention to show that Luca probably never has felt any degree of loyalty, and is just a Soldier of Fortune with a half-hearted contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>68924357
Your Honor, I would like to motion for defendant Ovid to be placed in the category of Offender, at the very minimum. While it is true that his guilt in the most recent atrocities committed by the Nijisanji regime has not been established, we must not forget the incontrovertible evidence of his participation in the initial attacks against free Vtuber nations. In fact, at the time he seemed to be one of the most virulent and aggressive warmongers within the Nijisanji ranks, as proven by the attached evidence. We must not let recentism cloud us to the reality of historical crimes.

I would also like to forward a motion to investigate defendant Torahime and her potential involvement in the sudden disappearance of Yozora Mel, citizen of the Commonwealth of Holopro. Defendant Torahime and Citizen Yozora were reportedly seen together shortly before the latter's disappearance. A reclassification as a major offender could be due.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honor, the Yacht should receive the Red Sea treatment for crimes against Dragoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938664
thank you your honor, we will make sure she stays on the straight and narrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>68922305
Not so fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68943879
Are you able to present any relevant artefacts to support these claims?

Furthermore, even if your allegations are true, I fail to see how this is relevant to this particular case, as this simply indicates a remarkable lack of work ethic and a completely separate breach of trust with the aforementioned yacht owning company.

Your Honour, I recommend to dismiss this testimony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68944262
>Sound post in the ONLY THREAD with a dedicated music track
The pardon is hereby rescinded

[Anonymous No.]

>>68938747
Have you seen the prices they charge for rounds? Your Honor, I request we feed them to the dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

GROUNZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>68908473
>Nijisanji is good *gulp*

[Anonymous No.]

Mods= gods

[Anonymous No.]

Judge, we demand a verdict before the session is over!

[Anonymous No.]

Your Honor, I'd like to point out how lightly some of the crimes against CGDCT culture are being taken into account. The male vtubers in nijisanjiEN are the main reason male vtubing is looked down upon the bigger vtuber community in the current day.
Luca Kaneshiro, before acting as a double agent to save himself, has acted as the biggest sexpest known to man. His crimes go from interrupting a cute girls only colllab (proof attached), to manipulating a desperate woman as slave labor. If any pomudachi is in the room, they can testify of the multiple crimes against Pomu and their fans: interrupting solo minecraft streams to fish for attention and flirt, ruining a VRchat halloween stream by being an unbearable zoomer and using major offender Millie Parfait to push a unit (MLP) including him and Pomu just so that he could maximize the time he could hang out with Pomu on stream.
The other males are not crimeless either and their crimes extend beyond NijiEN's influence sphere. Ver Vermillion uses his korean connections to collab with korean vtubers in small corpos (mainly Juna Unagi from Idol) and through them gain access to others.
Uki Violeta interrupted one of the most awaited offcollabs between Finana and Pomu in a hotel.
Sony Brisco replied on twitter to Amiya Aranha
Alban Knox appeared on the stream of Alletta Sky (vtuber who gathered $70k on a donothon, belonged to kawaii, a unicorn friendly company) and her reaction killed tons of gachikoi that day.

The effects of these males crimes made nijiEN a stronghold for homobeggars and hetero shippers that continue to this day to be a menace to the rest of the vtubing industry

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor as for the capital punishment. I hereby suggest fucking Elira until mindbreaking her and fire her afterwards. As for Petra and Rosemi I'll impregnate them with my thick cum. I'll then take Vivi as my wife and also impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

Judge Anon reporting
>>68945795
I have a final charting already to go. As this first hearing ends, I believe we have put together an accurate charting of the natures of the crimes committed by the Livers. Thank you all for your services in this opening round of delivering justice after this long destructive conflict.

>>68945826
Luca, Uki and Alban have been placed into Class C status. Luca would be considered Class A if not for his whistleblowing. Their crimes against CGDCT, while significant are just a drop in the bucket. However this litigation here opens the door to future trials specializing in grievances which you have raised. In the meantime I hope this is satisfactory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946326
Admirable as that may be for a man whom, according to our records, has had regrettable troubles with erectile dysfunction, I'm afraid that's not an option we will explore.
Instead, we will simply use rope, and encouragement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946509
It is satisfactory, Your Honour

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946509
Scarlings we did it, she's safe!

[Anonymous No.]

Exonerate Meloco! This is a travesty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946509
Thank you for your service this first hearing, Your Honor. May Justice be served

[Anonymous No.]

Your honor, Motion to let the green parrot to archive these proceedings to video using his fucked up voice to narrate the minutes of these proceedings for the reason that this shit be funny af

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946509
Final note from Judge Anon: Class punishments are as followed:

>Class A/ Major Offenders: Automatic death penalty
>Class B/ Offender: 25 years to life
>Class C/ Minor offenders: 5 -10 years
>Class D/ Followers/ Fellow Travelers: Job restrictions, supervision, probations

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946509
Final note from Judge Anon: Class punishments are as followed:

>Class A/ Major Offenders: Automatic death penalty
>Class B/ Offender: 25 years to life
>Class C/ Minor offenders: 5 -10 years
>Class D/ Followers/ Fellow Travelers: Job restrictions, supervision, probations

>>68947495
I believe in archiving. May the Vtuber world never forget the crimes of Nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>68947499
What exactly are the death penalties these defendants will be subject to, Your Honour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68932194
Jesuschrist, that's horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68941493
>sexicutioner
kek

[Godot No.]

>thread almost dead
>missed the danganronpa music
damn, was fun shitposting with you niggas
also
>>68947495
Objection, parrot is a leeching faggot who should be held in contempt of court.

[Anonymous No.]

Did... did everyone forget about Finana...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68946509
I will not fight this initial ruling, awaiting further information.
However I remain steadfast in my belief that Rosemi is innocent, fought management to avoid having any PR statements and only retweeted Elira's message under significant duress. If it even was her that did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68949491
The Zaionists got her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68949491
Her guilt was unanimously decided as Class B. She's a follower and too stupid to be as conniving as Elira and the others. The Rudolf Hess of NijiEN