/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Streaming now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNcCpYRixnc

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last Thread:
>>6858046

[Anonymous No.]

We are completely off rails watching youtube vids.

[Anonymous No.]

Bea in HEAT! I can smell the ovulation

[Anonymous No.]

>Yakuza 0 stream
>New viewers
>It's actually an okonomiyaki stream

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>>6884138
first stream?

[Anonymous No.]

i love this fucking bear

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>>6884175
If you want to be a dad you've got to be a fast learner.

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These tangents filter me so hard. I wish she could just play the game.

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>>6884260
its the best part, if you want the game just play it yourself

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>>6884260
>>>/youtube/

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>>6884260

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the video url? OR the name of the guy that was a fantastic video.

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>>6884260
learn to cook you lazy fuck

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>>6884260
I actually like these better than the game.

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>>6884260
she isn't interesting enough to justify spending such a long time on something that isn't gameplay
dads will listen to her talk about literally anything though so it doesn't matter

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>okonomiyaki flour
>cabbage
>pork belly
>okonomiyaki sauce
>Japanese mayonnaise
>shaved Bonito flakes

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>>6884321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L-M2i01-5g

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>>6884329
cooking is a waste of time and money

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>>6884441
you're retarded

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>>6884441
You're a waste of time and money. Get a job.

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>>6884260
I'm sorry yakuzadad, but this series was always going to be tangent machines

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>she was an avid party goer during college
i dont think she's a virgin, dads...

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>>6884494
no i'm not. you're retarded

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>>6884541
does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

That youtuber might be cuter than Bea

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat takoyaki made by Chisato

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>>6884541
It was all a lie

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>>6884441
no it's just a waste of time
buying something like takeout is the waste of money
it's a matter of which is more important to you

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>>6884541
STOP IT

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Anyone else think that the takoyaki girl in the video looks kind of like Chihiro?

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>>6884553
I'm not a giant manchild who can't cook, kill yourself retard faggot

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>>6884541
>they STILL believe the bea is a virgin rrat
Come on dads..

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>>6884541
It doesn't count if it was a girls orgy. That's just skinship.

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She really doesn't understand that you can't just "get" octopus in some places, huh.

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>>6884630
i can cook i just choose not to
also you're retarded and should kill yourself

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>Watching Bea at 2x while she watches youtube at 2x

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>>6884749
You don't have oceans???

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>>6884541
I thought she just said she has had takoyaki parties with friends.

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>>6884749
And where could those godforsaken places even be?

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>>6884787
no thanks faglord

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>>6884789

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>>6884787
Yeah bro, sure. Your microwave is dinging with your cheap food-flavored cancer.

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...why are you faggots arguing about cooking
Shut the fuck up and watch the stream

Just enjoy

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>>6881579
It's literally just the game, her grooming stream was at like 110~120 viewers, while the yakuza stream before and after sat around 50. Drawn out let's play like this just don't get people interested, most viewers are dedicated regulars. You can see that even for holos.

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>>6884749
I can get octopus/squid where I live but I don't trust it to be of a decent quality/price.

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I unironically love derails.

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Eurodads... I can't make it.. The yakuza streams are too boring, go on without me. I'm gonna do my sleep reps.

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>>6884541
The dream...

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>>6884914
What stream are you watching? It certainly isn't the current one.

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>>6884914
Just talking about what was brought up on stream, what's the point of doing threads during stream if we're supposed to just watch.

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>>6884950
? What yakuza stream?

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>>6884911
i don't own a microwave

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>>6884749
slavbros...

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>>6884939
I can't get it at all. I'm not exaggerating when I say I'd have to drive for several hours one way to buy it.

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>>6884999
Based trips dad

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>>6884950
Not euro but same, I hope next stream is the last Yakuza

[Anonymous No.]

You could probably order some frozen online if you really wanted to

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>>6885016
based. Haven't used a microwave in years

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>>6884999
Stop making threads during streams, it's not hard. Limit threads to only days without streams since only schizos use the thread during streams anyway.

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>>6884950
>>6885044
>fags coming for games
Not going to NGMI.

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>>6885093
Unfathomably based

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I don't give a shit about whatever games she plays. If I wanted to play a game, I'd play it myself. I care about Bea, and watching Bea, and interacting with Bea

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>>6885093
I agree but off streams threads are mostly off topic since there's no content to discuss. Those should be avoided as well.

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>>6884950
I love Yakuza but seeing her treat it as just another japanese tour stream is kind of lame. It's pretty obvious only her closest fans enjoy that kind of stream.

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>>6885210
If I wanted to listen to a retard ramble on I'd just talk to myself.

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>>6885210
Same, I don't even care about the stream, I just care about Bea and interacting with bea.

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>>6885210
Ok, yesman

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>>6885210
I watch for both, but i completed 0 anyways so who cares.

I do want her to play the hostess minigame though

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even care about Bea, I just want to chat with dads

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, this is pure pain. Why am I doing this to myself.

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>>6885324
Yeah, streams are kinda in the way, just interacting on twitter would be ideal.

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>>6885286
Dont agree, my friends visited Tokyo many time and find her tour stream nostalgic

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>>6885286
Imagine being worse than EOPs. Coming purely for watching a game, entirely ignoring the streamer even WHEN they speak English.

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>>6885365
Let's hug dad.

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>>6885068
Of course. It's pricey though. The several hour drive might be cheaper if I made a point to fill the back of the truck while I was there with other fresh shit I can only get shipped.

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beatani isn't interesting
if she was just an ugly western girl with a face cam you would call her a whore and wouldn't watch her
you only think she's interesting because she's a cute anime polar bear and you consciously/subconsciously want to
groom her

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I love food streams

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>>6885509
Her menhera episodes are interesting

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>>6885509
Why are you here? Go back to your shithole thread already.

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>>6885509
Bea, you are streaming, get out of here

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I realize she feels much more distant now since she dipped out of twitter and streams only 3 times, she feels more like a stranger, which makes listening to her babbling about random stuff not as captivating. Maybe I'm being freed at last.

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>>6885509
who asked for your fucking opinion if you don't like it go away

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>>6885400
>why aren't you an appreciator of superior nippon culture?
Cringe, you will never be japanese.

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>>6885598
Yes, like, who is she? I don't even know her, why am I watching her stream? right?

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>>6885633
I'm glad I'm not Japanese. Kill yourself.

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>>6885509
nice bait, however that's most vtubers, slightly more interesting your average shut in people using a cute anime girl avatar. Some have creative talents however which is a nice plus. Bea being familiar to image board culture is also a bonus.

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>>6884541

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>>6885562
i'm already in my shithole thread
these streams are boring and if you don't like my criticisms then i suggest you learn to cope

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>>6885734
Fuck off

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>>6885734
Kill yourself, nobody asked. Go watch some shit Let's Player already and fuck up.

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>>6885384
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.]

stop replying to obvious bait and falseflag complaints onegai

[Anonymous No.]

shitposters clocked back in huh

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>>6885365
come here

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>>6885509
Yes, and?

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>>6885755
no
if you can't handle criticism go start a discord and stay in a nice comfy hugbox

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>Bea singing Last Kurismasu

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>>6885846
>>6885443

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>>6885865
Fuck off retard

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>>6885865
Why do you suck my cock?

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>>6885509
Someone isn't handling their unfollow very well.

[Anonymous No.]

Dads love it!

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>>6885800
Sadly those complaints have a lot of truth to them, the numbers reflect it.
But anons are very obviously being baited and it's pretty embarrassing to see.

[Anonymous No.]

Which oil balon is going to step up and commission a JAV with a Bea cosplay?

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>>6885920
why are you even so mad? everything i've said is right and you're just sperging out because you know i'm right

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>>6886007
Has nothing to do with it and more to do with her harshness against new people.
I know several streamers that go off on huge tangents for even longer than Bea does and they get more viewers than everyone in Hololive on the regular.
But okay.

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>>6886089
You've said nothing right, you're just a gibbering retard

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>>6886132
Holy mother of yesman cope

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>>6885905
You can't resist

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>threads more or less fine for the last few days
>suddenly it goes to pure shit again out of nowhere
It's almost like someone's 3-day ended or something.

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>>6886139
Literally (You)

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>burger hours
Last time I ever stay up late for a beatani stream.

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>>6886132
>and more to do with her harshness against new people
Bea isn't harsh on new people though.

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>>6886008
I posted about this already but bea really should watch more chuubas beside short clips
There are ways to make and think about making tried and good content as ego streamer, she just needs to adapt them for herself. also networking reps
and don't give me that "she's comfortable where she is and doesn't need to grow" crap while she's still posting milestones to reddit

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>>6886360
It's because she's streaming. Stream threads are garbage.

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>tranny-chama

[Anonymous No.]

trannychama...

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>>6886413
Nah, stream threads are more comfy. Revisionism won't work

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>>6886360
You guys already used up the 3 day excuse a few days ago, it doesn't work twice. Just stop biting bait and watch the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6886362
Yes, and

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>>6886241
Okay shitposter-kunt. Get back to /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

I have come here to laugh at you

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>>6885509
>beatani isn't interesting
2.5k followers on twitter, daily fanworks, mods, artwork of shit she created like remote kid and listener chan

>if she was just an ugly western girl with a face cam you would call her a whore and wouldn't watch her
The reason we watch Vtubers is to NOT watch actual streamers. They're cringe. Half of hololive was on niconico as streamers and they weren't popular yes. We don't care.

>you only think she's interesting because she's a cute anime polar bear and you consciously/subconsciously want to
groom her

No I think shes interesting because she like other sucessful "content creators" makes a good narative while she plays games. The same reason millions of people enjoyed Pewdiepie play minecraft he made a narrative about a fucking horse, dog and some sheep on a waterfall. And of these could die or something could happen to them.

>>6886089
Because you come here shit on our table and then LOL WHY DON'T YOU LIKE SHIT FAGGOT.

Holy fuck go back to your copium hole and get with reality that people like watching other people play games while fucking around.

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>>6886514
Day one member but nice try. A lot of people don't like the constant tangents in gameplay streams and have expressed it before.

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what's up nerd

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>6886648
Holy mother of falseflags. I don't even need to point out what's wrong with this one.

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>>6886648
>Day one member
I don't belieb, but either way:
If you hate the content, just don't watch

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>>6886648
Okay.

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>>6886648
if you don't like it, get fuck

[Anonymous No.]

bea. play rimworld, or I'll rape you in the game
what was the mod again?

[Anonymous No.]

Bea is a lust machine
UOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't beleive she just dropped "tranny chama" just like this
The power of learning english trough 4chan I guess

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>>6886648
I don't care

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>>6886708
Because you can't? There were plenty ignored complaints, go look back at the threads during the isaac streams.

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>>6886666
I'm gonna CHEEEEEECK

[Anonymous No.]

>day one member
>as a day one follower
>been in yah since the start
>does anyone else
>am I the only one who
be careful of anyone using these phrases

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>>6886803
vocal minorities get ignored

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>>6886754
and pull names from the chat and watch them get eaten by a swarm of maneating squirrels
rimjob world

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>>6886790
If she ever goes to the west we're gonna have to compile a "Things people say on chans which you shouldn't fucking say in real life" handbook, aren't we dads?

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>>6886803
Okay.

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>>6886834

[Anonymous No.]

fucking burgers
top kek
good night

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>>6886892
Depends on where she is. That would be fine here.

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>>6886863
and force the rest to dig their own underground sex dungeons using z-levels
not that one, the beatani mod

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>>6887015
Not gonna go over well in Amsterdam, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Drama....

[Anonymous No.]

GROOM TAKAKO
GROOM TAKAKO
GROOM TAKAKO

[Anonymous No.]

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>>6886666
Holy checked

[Anonymous No.]

One order of Asahi Super Dry for the bear please

[Anonymous No.]

>>6886666
(You)

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>>6887262
Beatani supports trannies!

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>>6887044
>beatani mod
It was shared on either the stream/meme tag or fanart tag on twitter iirc, if not pray for that dad to post it again or do archive reps.

[Anonymous No.]

what are dads drinking
I got a sour ale

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
Bear beer

[Anonymous No.]

Has she gone to the video store yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
peach/mango strong zero
plum is next

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
Ginger beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
Another martini, may as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
heb green tea, because it was on sale I bought several boxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
Bear cunny the delicious peropero based

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
Tall clear one. Water with some harder cubes of wa.. actually no, they've already melted. Fucking hell it's too hot. I only just put them in. IT'S 1AM, STOP BEING HOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
cheap supermarket wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887318
No alcohol

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>>6887318
Dad's wine-like apple brew except it's nearing 40abv
went thorugh 5 bottles this week I'm gonna vomit

how do I send this to bea? you can't mail stuff this strong from eu right

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887530
Smuggle it in spice containers in cute little teddy bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887530
alcohol above 20-30% will get chucked out or returned usually

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>>6887358
I thought that was in tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I want to peropero her cute and funny part so bad it literally hurts. The liquor isn't helping

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>>6887484
Ganbatte. Can't wait until those fucking storms actually happen instead of blue balling us and it cools down a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

nice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

See even Beatani is struggling to stay awake with this game

[Anonymous No.]

A

[Anonymous No.]

>>6887899
her eyes look chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888017
Tap 'A' to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888017
I want to do unspeakable things to her limp body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888017
It'd be so easy to just slide in there...

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>>6887318
water

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>>6888132

[Anonymous No.]

>tranny chama
>kill yourself, yes kill yourself now
>are you retarded?
I'm used to it but I wonder how is the experience for someone stumbling on her stream without browsing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888199
I want to lay between her legs, move her panties to the side, and vaginally penetrate Kumagai Chisato with my erect penis until we both achieve orgasm. This is my honne.

[Anonymous No.]

rrat: the offstream minecraft server donation was so huge that's why the leaderboard is gone

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>>6888317
Pretty fucked up shit dad-chama

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>>6888350
thats not why, but I bet it was huge. its gone because anons in here were theorycrafting how to figure out the exact amounts on the top of all time by doing big donations

[Anonymous No.]

is membersmc safe...

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>>6888350
The order is a little off but I was thinking the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought that post was by bear hands

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>>6888317
Punching Beas cunny until the bear beer comes out!

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>>6888305
She is going to eventually get reported

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>>6888305
I find those very funny, well it probably make sure only a specific type of people isn't filtered

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>>6888427
imagine how deep and complex the flavour would be...

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>>6888386
Possibly. I don't like how she chose to do this though.

[Anonymous No.]

wait aren't most minecraft autist europeans? it might be unbalanced

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888446
A
R
O
M
A

[Anonymous No.]

what are some watch worthy menhera bear episodes?

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>>6888455
i might be acting paranoid but I don't think i'll join. Seems kind of insecure at best

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>>6888465
maybe g*ro is american not sure

[Anonymous No.]

Bea please, let me go to sleep

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>>6888465
American ingenuity will win in the end

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>>6888491
too fast RPG is one of the best ones. the first or second minecraft streams are pretty menhera as in they're mostly depressing.

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>>6888465
there's more to faction wars than number of autist, and you can go from intermediate to autist in like a week if you want
I belieb in you burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888491
Too fast RPG stream. Have a few strong drinks and keep and loaded firearms or sharp objects a good distance away.

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>>6888483
truly the most intoxicating liquid
with one taste/smell you are never satisfied with anything else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888667
She must love the Beatles because she's my ringo star.

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>>6888713
I want to peropero Bea's chocolate star.

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>>6888777
>777
I believe you just might dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888802
BEA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking cat

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking cancel chama dropping 2 reds every stream. I can't keep up with him....

[Anonymous No.]

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>>6888842
3

[Anonymous No.]

Supercat's gonna win

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6888842
Another one!

[Anonymous No.]

4

[Anonymous No.]

>peer pressuring regulars into akasupas

[Anonymous No.]

kind of gross, isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888918
Jezas, is he going to take the record? I think I know who server donation was goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

5

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>>6888929
>rushes to end the stream when it works
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888948
eggs/10

[Anonymous No.]

Can you donate to me instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888948
sleepy bear / 10

[Anonymous No.]

cancel task is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888940
He's a cat, what's he going to spend it on? Catnip? Bea can make better use of that money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889001
Becomes a cute anime girl before

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888978
I think that's officially the most for one person in a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888948
eating beatani's vomit/10

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how much monopoly money the other people sent, but she made over $500 on super cat alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889025
Bea is seriously draining the guy, I hope he is rich or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889025
The most for one person to throw, but if you count susan cut it's not the most revenue received in one stream.

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>>6889043
wrong, she loses a lot of it to Susan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889018
It's the sound of susan taking that 150$ in

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888948
$499.95 / 10

[Anonymous No.]

Someone was in those bitcoin mines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888948
Kowai groomer/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889043
Somebody finally did it. I remember some faggot kept saying he would drop $500, but cat did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889043
An actual oil balon

[Anonymous No.]

sweet jesus, where do they get so much money?

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>>6889048
BEAR
you are MURDERING CANCEL TASK
i dont care if you ignore me, bouy DONT IGNORE HIM
HE IS DYING
AND ITS YOUR FAULT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6888948
Peach/Tangerine

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889043
350$

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>>6889048
She's not even his oshi. At least that was the case a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I already think doing akasupas instead of using streamlabs is retarded because of the susan cut but doing multiple just reeks of attention whoring, even if it is part of a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889071
500$ / 10,000 RSD / 2000 RUB

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>>6889060
Who cares? Even with Susan's cut she made more off cat tonight than she makes in streamlabs tips over a couple of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889098
oil fields

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the largest single stream donation by one person?

[Anonymous No.]

Makes me kind of mad that I will never make that kind of money

[Anonymous No.]

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to watch Beatani about two months ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the lore, the more and more I fapped to hentai of her. I continued to do so until the most recent stream at the time.
Then I watched her streams again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Beatani every moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Beatani.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some erotica of Beatani. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Beatani everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my custom Beatani pillow. Bea is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Beatani. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Beatani. I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So this is where you guys come into the picture. You definitely must know a way to help Beatani break free from behind her glass prison.

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>>6889118
I sure hope he is rich and does it again just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889098
Most likely crypto

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889130
if he just used streamlabs she would get 30% more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889130
Yeah, at this point I don't see the point in complaining. She is making more money thanks to cat and him inspiring other people to donate too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889112
Does anyone have numbers on how much he throws to Aki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889162
Again, who cares? Cat prefers superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889162
Maybe he dont want to be doxxed, I think tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889141
I'm pretty sure there was some 400$ streamlab donation durign her anniversary or something, which is more

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889118
You can't put a price on lulz. Beatani is going to be thinking about him all day. She made more off one guy in a day than she'll make slaving away all day at her soul sucking job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889133
how envious I am, the land my grandma left me is arid and useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889118
>attention whoring
yeah that's the whole point of using supas over streamlabs, still made a shit ton of money off of him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889154
I'm glad people like that exist. I feel sad for him if hes literally bankrupting him but if hes some 100,000$ or more a year programmer bless him. Instead of buying shitty overpriced clothes or luxury bullshit hes financing some poor girl in a 1R apartment that provides me with a good 2~3 hours of entertainment every few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889141
The previous record was jannychama at ~$458. It was her first streamlabs donation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889210
At least your grandparents had something to leave you kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889245
It's still the record, it was 350 with youtube cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889154
Don't count other people's money, pls. He think it's worth it so be it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889277
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889210
buy some soil and place it on top dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889245
Then that's still the record yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/bGJn1zAacoU
Fuck me, this was a lot of fun to make. But this will probably be my last real Beatani video at this point. I'll still watch when I can and I'm looking forward to playing brownbricks with /yah/, but that'll be it for now.
My biggest regret is tweeting to her about Palestinegal, I'm sorry that sparked something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
good luck, you've done a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889245
>>6889141
I might not be able to outdo cancel chama overall, but I feel like this is a challenge and I have to throw a bigger one sometime later. But probably at a party time and not just at the end of some random yakuza derailed stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889245
ah souka
that's why he was made a mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
god work as usual
megane/10 thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
What happened man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
good riddance

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
please dont leave, onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
blogpost aside, that plalestinegal tweet was nothing at all, she didn't even seem to use twitter or it was just a reply anyway, had no consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889425
I'm rooting for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889442
After the unfollowing etc., it's just not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
>Kirby Air Ride music
I fucking love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
Damn this is really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889245
>previous

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
You're a real one dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889527
lol what a cop out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889527
Yeah it makes it harder to be motivated somehow, maybe I'll do like you and just get back to simply watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889576
As far as what it cost for the person to send it, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

glad to see the attention whores are dropping like flies. imagine only wanting to make content to get noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889619
What bea receives is what matter, otherwise you might wanna start to count before currency conversion and with what the money represents in the country of origin

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889527
If this isn't a falseflag, thanks for putting a name to your feelings. I'm with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889527
you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889426
he also has past youtube experience, apparently a former let's player.
>>6889346
amazing work, sad to hear about this being the last video (for now)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889442

This guy >>6889527 is full of shit. I won't shit up the thread so you can just DM me if you're curious, I guarantee it's not as dramatic as you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
Oh damn based bug thats a really good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889731
Uhh I'm based bug and not sure what you're trying to do, prompting people to DM me. I didn't send any of those 2 messages tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god. Please don't tell me we're at the point where dads are claiming to be each other in the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889827
We really need everyone to use trips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889827
we've been at that point for a while if you don't remember past drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889882
the twitter analytics were real however

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889827
https://youtu.be/W3q8Od5qJio

[Anonymous !vOYx2HKIFU No.]

>>6889850
>Claims to think we all need to use trips
>Post ID ends in "850"
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889945
at this point we could try to guess what the next arc will be just by listening to Rammstein

[Anonymous No.]

Would anyone be interested in doing a pvp mc practice maybe tonight? Supplies would be provided

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890063
Would be up for it, what time & what IP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890063
Let's do it

[Anonymous !vOYx2HKIFU No.]

>>6890111
Now that's more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889827
>meds
>white night
>euros vs burgers
>hugbox
>emo dads
>discord boogeymen
>/wvt/ boogeymen
>tourist
>"your opinions don't matter"
> ip posting
>accusing anon of same fagging
>accusing anon of using proxies
it's gonna get filled up in no time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889945
kek, fuck this is already unreal

[Anonymous No.]

Is beer with tomato and clam juice not popular in your countries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890375
very popular here in mexico

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890375
They sell it in cans. It's mostly Mexicans that seem to drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890141
>>6890111
I'll probably just spawn a bunch of gear and we can duke it out to get used to the controls and techniques of fighting. Maybe just have it at 8pm PST since that's burger streamtime on that occasion.

Server would just be mc.clover.club

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890473
Can't do that time, tomorrow before/right after the stream would be better. Have fun leftclickers chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890473
I'll join.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess everyone went to the orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889118
On the iOS YouTube app you can’t set a custom donation amount, it’s fixed for each level of superchat and it’s maxed at 99.99 for red

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890807
our favorite clipper just slit his wrist in the bathtub, and other dads are about to join him now that Beatani is DMing cancel task right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890851
Is Apple taking a cut too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890876
>I've seen a hell of a lot of talented people over the past four months. Don't you dare lose your motivation to create, even if you take it elsewhere. It might be hard to stay motivated now, but carry what you've done into the future and hold it high.
Doesn't really line up with quitting tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>6890996
Yes, they take a cut which is probably 30%.
This means Bea would get 49% of the donated amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6889346
Kek, the EU dads when she's 45 minutes late part had me cracking up

[Anonymous No.]

did anyone sign up on membersmc? Is it secure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891543
Depends if you trust gy*o with your YouTube info. So basically yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891656
So basically no, okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891543
Seems OK to me. But I noticed that the main page says "coming soon". So are we beta testing this website for g***? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891656
>"your youtube info"
I think he just sees your account name and membership info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891543
Unless you have some really fucked up video history or playlists, it looks fine to me
I looked up g*ro this morning and it looks like this isn't his first rodeo, he is a true mc autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891543
What do you mean by secure? What do you think can be compromised?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kind of sad that only members get to play, I'm never going to give money to Susan. And by the sounds of it the sign-up process is also over-complicated and intrusive. I hope it goes well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891791
Payment info

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891796
shitposter AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891819
And then what, he's gonna steal my money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891796
grey!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891852
I didn't say that. I'm just paranoid about this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891819
I was thinking the same thing yesterday, and I'm still looking at my bank's app

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891819
That's not how OAUTH works at all, paranoidchama

[Anonymous No.]

I said I wanted inside the minecraft server and bea said she needed to inspect my ass first???????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891831
If you want a real shitpost, I'm probably not going to bother if it's just PvP.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw minecraft anti but not trying to get into the server as Beatani suggested, just watching the whole thing unfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891881
Yeah, same, I was also homeschooled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891831
>any opinion I don't like is shitposting
I said I hope it goes well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891796
If you were actually principled in any way, you wouldn't use Youtube at all. This is your cope to still use a service you say you are totally against for entertainment while still feeling good about yourself for doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892087
You're making a lot of assumptions in this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892261
Well, lets hear it then

[Anonymous No.]

The YouTube Data API uses the following scopes:

Scopes
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtube
Manage your YouTube account
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtube.channel-memberships.creator
See a list of your current active channel members, their current level, and when they became a member
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtube.force-ssl
See, edit, and permanently delete your YouTube videos, ratings, comments and captions
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtube.readonly
View your YouTube account
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtube.upload
Manage your YouTube videos
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtubepartner
View and manage your assets and associated content on YouTube
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtubepartner-channel-audit
View private information of your YouTube channel relevant during the audit process with a YouTube partner

https://developers.google.com/youtube/v3/guides/auth/installed-apps

[Anonymous No.]

>>6891709
YouTube doesn't seem to want to grant access the permission scope to access membership data to personal applications so I made it look like an actual service.
>>6891778
I do not see your membership info. The only information that I am seeing is stuff you can get by just visiting your channel normally in a browser.
>>6891796
>And by the sounds of it the sign-up process is also over-complicated and intrusive
It's not complicated. You sign in to the site using the youtube account you membered with. Then you can type in your minecraft name and click a button to be whitelisted. It makes it simple for both the people playing and for the people running the server.
>>6891819
The YouTube API has no way to read payment info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892370
I only ask for access to a single scope:
https://www.googleapis.com/auth/youtube.readonly

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892373
You can see the membership from Bea's side

[Anonymous No.]

My penis length isn't going to be leaked, is it, minecraft dad-chama?THRMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892433
i'll wait until it's verified with Google bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892373
>The only information that I am seeing is stuff you can get by just visiting your channel normally in a browser.
Stop lying, you get access to my videos, playlists and activity. That includes private vids/playlists, and comment history, that are not accesible to the public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892557
literally the oauth window tells you what permissions you are giving to him

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder how we arrived at the infamous 「ちさとちゃん、だいじょうぶですか?」, and if Yukkin stumbled upon Beatani by simply searching 2hu on Twitter on a lucky day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892709
Sometimes I remember that and wonder the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892709
Calling her Chisato, how familiar of a tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892373
I see. Sasuga g***. Thanks for transparency

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892674
>View your videos and playlists
>View your YouTube activity
Yes, that what i was talking about, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892554
That really doesn't change anything. For example my last application to get it verified failed because they wanted the button to link your youtube account to instead be a sign in with google button.
>>6892557
I was talking about the actual data that my code sees and not about what I theoretically have access to. If you are curious about the data that it sees you can see in the source I ask for "snippet" from the channels endpoint. https://pastebin.com/9GBsrrtR
If you look at https://developers.google.com/youtube/v3/docs/channels and look at the "snippet" object in the Resource representation section you can see the data that my code sees. I only save a subset of it that I actually need in my database.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893059
>what I theoretically have access to
There's the rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893129
This
>>6893059
We have no way of verifying that it's the actual code ran on your side

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893129
Unfortunately, the scopes YouTube lets me pick from are not granular enough to specify the exact information I want to grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893261
Did Bea specifically ask for this? What's wrong with emailing a UUID? I know you can manually add them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893323
Yes she did

[Anonymous No.]

>a bunch of dads are terrified that g*** will leak all the other vtubers they sub to to beatani

[Anonymous No.]

ok practice killing each other in mc.clover.club now ikz

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893396
No, it just seems overly complicated for what is a simple problem. I don't really blame the dad, but Bea is a lazy idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892297
You don't know my principles. I'll never be a member but in my opinion I make up for it with art and memes that others enjoy. I just wanted to voice that opinion, maybe others share the same sentiment. I know there is at least one other Dad that donates through Streamlabs entirely without being a member. I'll still watch and I hope others enjoy their time with the server. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893129
No one cares about your flat-earther playlists dude. I'm sure people in chat could tell you were a schizo anyway and if you don't use chat what do you have to lose by g*** having that data? You think he's going to doxx you and get you cancelled at work for your flat-earther beliefs? kek
>>6893506
I agree she should have just made it balon only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893555
And he will be manually added without and OAUTH bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893624
Yes she said there are exceptions so ofcourse if she likes someone they will bypass the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893601
how do you know about my flat earth playlist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893691
I'm sure she'll add anyone if they ask, the membear thing is just to prevent raids, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893506
I thought so too at first, but perhaps the website will be used for more stuff? bear seemed to expect conflict, maybe faction choices or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893775
Mendokusai unless you're bringing in big money

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893601
>what do you have to lose by g*** having that data?
I'm losing the privacy of my data, not just to anyone, but to a schizo from /here/.
And fuck off with your stupid flat-earth strawman argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893775
>asking the bear anything
I don't want to be crucified

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893814
Cry more

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894267
>no argument
he's right by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893814
You picked an odd hill to die on. If it bothers you that much, just make a brand account. A brand account inherits the memberships of whichever Google account you signed in with, but has completely separate playlists, subscriptions, etc. After you sign in with whichever Google account you paid for membership with, the OAuth dialog lets you select which channel you want to give access to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894576
no that's too hard, I'd rather have a schizophrenic breakdown on 4chan instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6893814
>they're /here/, must be a schizo!!
Dad, meds onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894576
Finally, a good post on the other side of the argument.
I'll proceed to verify that info and then do just that then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894576
I have a feeling that won't work since your brand account will have a different channel id.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894936
Nigga, I'm writing this because it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894659
I mean... He's not completely wrong
I love this menhera tangerine tambourine because I am also menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>6895212
We're definitely all menhera, but specifically schizo? Doubt TOO many (for all the posts they make)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6892775
>>6892837
I was going to do a longer post on how the way things have panned out so far for the bear and the (other) pink cat is interesting, and how it's interesting that Gundo Mirei is aware of Yukkin, but it's the first time I go down into the IRIAM rabbit hole, and wow fucking jeezas, it's enlightening to see conspicuously low subscriber count indies that I'm subbed to that are or were associated with it. It's taking me a while to parse all this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>There was an error with authenticating your YouTube account. Please try again later.

nevermind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6894936
I guess you're right. Looking at the docs it seems that only the channel that initiated the membership is exposed, even though perks are granted at the Google account level. Maybe he can cancel his subscription, make a brand account, and then renew while using the brand account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6895491
Well dad chama, at least you learned your lesson? Should have used a brand account from the start. I think someone even posted a guide to setting up a brand account in early yahs when people were being paranoid about getting doxxed.
Perhaps g*** can provide an alternative flow with a form where you can submit your channel ID to be checked against the list. That way he could only theoretically view your public details.

[Anonymous No.]

what do you have in your playlists? why so much fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6895788
>an alternative flow with a form where you can submit your channel ID to be checked against the list
Of course there would also need to be some mechanism to verify ownership of the channel. Like putting a secret generated from your Minecraft username in your channel description.
Worth the trouble? Depends on how many schizos we have I guess. Though g*** may need to implement something like this anyway if his app gets blocked.

[Anonymous No.]

>whitelist rrat is real
greys, hold me....I don't think I'll make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6896453
Report the app if you want something better

[Anonymous No.]

>>6896797
I'm not a paranoid schizo so I'm fine with the current setup. Just spitballing an alternative registration method for schizo dads. g*** can take it or leave it. If you mass report the app and get it shut down, don't be surprised if that backfires on you and Beatani decides to just start the server with the non-schizo dads who already applied. Or worse, maybe she limits it to trustworthy cool dads only.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/dtcz5j.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897410
okay hairless fags, for you, i will pull out all of her crab hair with my teeth, you may enjoy her after

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897570
You work fast
https://files.catbox.moe/jxy79b.png

[Anonymous No.]

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!! EVEN THOUGH SOME OTHER DADS MIGHT DONATE MORE MONEY THAN I DO, THEY DON'T HAVE AS MUCH LOVE FOR BEATANI AS I HAVE!!!!! I WILL WORK HARD TO EARN MONEY AND PROVE THAT I LOVE BEATANI THE MOST!!!!1!!!11!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897744
True love conquers all. I know you will win her heart anon.

[Anonymous No.]

BEFORE THE THREAD DIES, OPEN THE MINECRAFT SERVER TO GREYS OR I'LL USE ALL THE DOX INFO I HAVE TO RAPE BEATANI. I'LL FUCKING DO IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897859
I call second

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897859
>>6897874
please don't rape my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897903
Ok since you asked nicely. I'll just rape you instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897859
with what cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897410
FUCKKKK I WANNA GET TANGLED IN THOSE
But the unnatural color triggered my autism
Color corrected: https://litter.catbox.moe/75atk4.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897928
oh~ graychama~

[Anonymous No.]

The tangents in the Yakuza streams are pretty great if you ask me. Like obviously I knew about Don Quijote and all the brands of booze in the bars, but I’d never have thought to google some of the restaurants to see if those were based on real places too. Getting the extra context on this stuff or reading what the other dads have to say about it is justification enough.

If I wanted to watch a chuba who just let chat go brrrr I’ve got literally hundreds of choices there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897956
a strap on and a jar of semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>6897982
Who even needs floss when you have those beautiful whiskers at your disposal?

[Anonymous No.]

What did you have for lunch Bea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898038
leave her alone

[Anonymous No.]

These summer Olympics are in Tokyo, the next are in Paris. Post your rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898289
Beatani is going to interview Hiroyuki at the Olympics and murder him

[Anonymous No.]

I never understood this song, it was only after a polar bear came from the internet that I understood it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rumn5cXdl7g&ab_channel=JerryReed-Topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898000
>Don Quijote
Thread's dying, burger story time. The other day I happened to be nearby a piece of art depicting Don Quixote and his squire, and this fucking ignorant lady couldn't decide whether Don Quixote was from Africa (look he's holding a spear!), the Middle East (look he's got a beard and that helmet looks like a turban!), or Mexico (look that guy's riding a donkey and those windmills in the background sort of look like cactuses!). Yes this is really how burgers think and it's absolutely terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898433
I once met a hamburger who thought all of mexico was a desert and was surprised when I took him for a walk in the mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898433
I am a burger and have no clue who Don Quixote even is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVTVNO_lE_A
I live here and all I have to say is: where's the lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898696

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898420
Jerry Reed is based

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898782
there isn't, just take it to the northeast woods

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898809
DYRBI? She spelled everything out for us in her groomer briefing. You have to keep the good >> the cringe. Money = good, so if money is large, cringe can also be large. Conversely: if money is small, cringe must also be kept small. But nowhere did she say that giving her money will make her love you. Money is a proof of YOUR love for HER. All giving her money does is put you in a position where you can start to do the things that will make HER love YOU.
TL;DR you don't need to give her money if you're not cringe but since all dads are cringe everyone should give her money

[Anonymous No.]

>>6898696
Don't worry burger bro, no one expects that you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6899102
I gave her money and nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6899199
>no one expects that you do
Somehow that hurts more

[Anonymous No.]

>>6899102
I am super cringe so I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>6899102
This is the kinda shit they made fuzzy systems for.
Get to it g*rochama, I haven't done my neural net reps in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6899499
We need a Beabot to practice grooming on

[Anonymous No.]

this is the first thread where i see someone saying stream threads are trash, when it’s usually the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do my hands smell like cum?

[Anonymous No.]

When to sleep after she tried fishing without bait, has anything of note happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6900282
Somebody dropped $500 in 5 different donations

[Anonymous No.]

I SERIOULSY LOVE THIS BEARS TOKYO TANGENTS IN YAKUZA I WOULD WANT NOTHIG TO HURT THIS BEAR I HOPE SHE SUCCEEEDS

[Anonymous No.]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

How could I have been so blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6900745
NONHAIR CHADS WINNING FUCK BUSH BUSH CRINGE HE INCADED IRAQ FOR NO REASON THERE WERE NO WEAPONS OF MAS DESTRUCTION FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM

[Anonymous No.]

I want to feed Bea もんじゃ焼きのゲロ as she cries in agony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6901036
Invite Chihiro too
2 Kumagais 1 monjayaki