Hololive Auditions

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People on here tried to say Shinri wasn't a giant faggot

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*starts farting and shitting*

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>>68809839
nonstop kino

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>>68809903
Those people were coping, by default every member of holostars is a massive faggot

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>Hololive
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

They're looking for Armis 2. Well not that I expect any of them to be as good as Magni or Vesper anyway, they'll end up just becoming fujobait which in a way is kind of disappointing.

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So it's pretty clear that Vesper and Magni graduated because they didn't want to sing or dance right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Applied a month ago
>Application can't be remade for three months
>This post goes up and feels like NOW they're looking
They do this shit on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if you get in, you will be hated by the Hololive community and never get to interact with your oshi ever again.

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>>68810057
Nobody in StarsEN does fujobait, though? At best we have 2 yumebaiters but that's about it.

Anyway, Shinri's a good guy for advertising the auditions again for people who saw the live and decided "I want to do that too!" (Such a thing should be management's job, alas they haven't bumped Stars's auditions in an entire fuking year....)

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>>68810080
>didnt want to sing and dance
for Vesper I can definitely see it, with Magni it was probably a management issue and just wanting to be his own boss instead

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>>68810181
If it gets me one step closer to my oshi before yours. Okay.

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>>68809839
>""""Hololive""""
>shows nothing but holostars

It didn't work then and it still isn't gonna work now. It will never work.

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>>68810047
Lol sure

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>>68809839
ID4 when?

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>>68810243
Two homos have 3D within a year since their debut. It's definitely working for their audience.
Your modus operandi is just
>Segregate the girls and the boys!
>Is segregated
>Still numberfag the homos and the girls as if they weren't segregated
>Have a mixed collab
>Get assblasted and complain
>Repeat

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>>68810181
Straight up: If you're only joining Stars to meet your oshi: don't even audition. Stars fans absolutely abhor anyone who's transparently just looking to interact with the girls/their female oshi, especially after Vesper/Magni. There was like 7 million passive aggressive "I dunno if I can support that guy...is he even want to be an idol? I don't want someone who'll only cause DRAMA for the actual idols here by bothering the girls!" statements everywhere you can think of when the dinosaur guy came in because he was transparent about his oshis.

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>>68810192
>Nobody in StarsEN fujobaits
Yeah? Tell that to your blue homo as well as the purple spic. Red homo can't tell if he's a woman or a man which infuriates me. It's why I only see people like Axel and Bettel as the most tolerable of the Stars.

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>>68809839
Why yes I want to be a 300view

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>>68810057
Magni and Vesper were always overrated and they were basically used by sisters and holo antis to fuel the fanbase wars because they collabed constantly with mori and kroni. That was it, that's their entire real legacy. Their content was dogshit and the men behind the avatars were never good enough to work for a fucking japanese company of all things.

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>>68810347
You know that something will happend when they register the trademark of ID4

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>>68810347
Weird they haven't had a Holostars ID yet since they seem more receptive to it.

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>>68810555
Ruze doesn't do such thing though his views are pretty SJW. At the very least he doesn't enforce it on his audience.

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>>68810607
Nah those sims streams were pretty funny

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>>68810551
ESL

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>>68810607
Nah Magni had potential before the Tachibana yab. If Tachibana didn't fuck up he'd probably remain and Vesper would've left for good.

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>>68810638
You confused Ruze with the red cancer in VG btw.

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>>68810243
Because there's no holostars application, retard. There are only three application forms and the only difference is the language.

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>>68809903
>Shinwiwi
b..but the homo fans told me he was the ultimate brotuber..

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>>68810604
It's good exposure if you were a noview.

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>>68810637
The entire reason ID's love homocollabing is because they hate men from their own country. You'd destroy HoloID by creating a StarsID.

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>>68810555
>Altare: is essentially your cringe ass little brother experience, throws a bone for yumes for once in a while. Has *never* fujobaited.
>Hakka: a similar "little brother" experience, but is taking a page out of Axel's book and is more crass. All his "fujo" jokes are utterly nonserious in a "guys being dudes" way.
>Flay: just like horny all across the board to the point of nonsense. Literally don't take anything he says seriously because he's essentially a 4th grader who spouts out the first dirty joke he can think of.

Once again, we don't have anyone who makes their primary content shipbait, unlike some of the guys over there at Niji.

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>>68810782
And you believed them?

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>>68809839
>no Armis on banner
It's actually ogre for them.

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>>68809839
I can't wait to join. I hope you like a lot of tabletop games and ttrpgs.

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>>68809839
last homo gen was already the bottom of the barrel literally from SEA, just fucking imagine what the next gonna be.

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>>68810782
Real men can add a little uwu to their sentences if they feel like it, like why else does everyone love repeating cute anime girl phrases?

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>>68810604
That's 299 more than most vtubers.

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>>68810950
Please help Ruze. Thank you.

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>>68810637
Because it'd be a legal shitshow since Indonesia is still a muslim country.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hololive auditions
>Posts holostars auditions
Huh?

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>>68810880
I really wanna pull the clip of Altare chasing Izuru in Holostars Rust but then your mind will just become an Olympic mental gymnast and tell me how it's not gay.

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>>68810170
Don't give up anon.

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>>68810953
Jurard is questionable at points but Tavi is legitimately the best singer in the branch by a fucking mile, I wouldn't give him up for the world. He's a pretty laid-back and fun guy, more people should watch him.

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>>68810181
My oshi is in a different company. Checkmate.

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>>68810555
I know you don't watch streams but Altare's audience is yumes, not fujos. The closest Holostars has to actively fujo baiting is Hanakishi on rare occasions Mafia and really rare occasions Babudon. Hanakishi is also hard to count because Temma has Emiya Shirou energy when it comes to shipping. Who would he even fujobait with? Axel?

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>>68810181
lol lmao
I don't need to stream it for you if I can do it in private

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>>68811080
That's not fujobaiting anon, that's a gag where he was pretending to be an obsessive fan. I only consider a vtuber as "fujobaiting" if they make forcing/feeding into a ship with another vtuber as one of their notable forms of content, as certain Niji talents do.

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>>68810199
Fagni is a mega retard, he could have kept doing his RM shit while just doing chill streams and collecting fujo money.

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Nerissa dropped a short a little while ago where she talked about her applying that basically felt like and AD for that.

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>>68811080
You mean when Izuru built a super base in Rust that Everyone was trying to raid for points and Altare came up with the smoothbrain tactic of trying to appeal to Izuru as a kouhai to get him to open the door?

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>>68810199
Magni thought all his homo fans would transfer to his rm.
He basically did what everyone accused Mori of doing.

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>>68810080
they graduated because they both realized regular streaming and video production is much better for men than having to deal with a bureaucratic system specifically designed to whip mentally ill women into becoming semi-functional content creators while also having to deal with permissions autism, especially when even after all that extra shit you still end up with a smaller audience than you had in your PL.

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>>68810170
>there could be a Watamelon poster in HoloPro RIGHT NOW
scary

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>>68811083
>>68811511
Watamelons online and ready to shine

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>>68811479
Outside of VOD views Magni was 100% getting a bigger streaming audience than his PL. His content was also better in Stars instead of the gay Astolfo shit he does now.

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Holo should focus on STARS rigging, they're clunky as fuck compared to main branch

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>>68810607
What war? I only saw kino

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>>68811403
That's the conclusion you come up with? Okay, whatever helps you cope then gaybo. I genuinely hate Altare anyway.

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>>68811875
yeah a large portion of his Stars audience abandoned him in the transition back to his PL because his content was so different. None of his creativity or wit is present in shit like "OUGHHH IM GONNA DRAW FURRY BOOBS ON TWITCH UNCENSORED!!!!!!"

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>>68809839
Do I get to suck Yagoo's dick if I audit? Otherwise hard pass.

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>>68811479
Or they’re both fags who couldn’t respect the parameters set before them.

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>>68810048
A. He misunderstand that Hololive Production (company) and Hololive (group) are the same thing.
B. He uses the term Hololive as an abbreviation for Hololive Productions, and says that Holostar is under that umbrella.
C. Introducing Hololive Audition to female fans.

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>>68811966
It really doesn't matter if you hate him or not. The only time Altare's ever played with Izuru in anything was Rust and in Rust he was the only EN actively trying to raid all the bases and kill everyone. Prior to that he scammed Izuru out of money for a horse. Not my fault you don't watch streams.

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>>68809903
he's gay, not a faggot

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I wouldn't even mind being a male Vtuber, but none of the models for Holostars really appeal to me, and I know I'd get stuck with something similar.

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>>68810997
What do you think he needs help with? Other than more interested players.

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>>68811479
kek nice cope, there a reason why the rest of the homos are clinging on to their jobs for dear life because they don't want to become those two.

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>>68812624
He wants to do a West Marches campaign later down the line, would be easier to do with more DMs

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>>68810181
I don't interact with my oshi beyond watching her streams.

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>>68812824
Ah, yeah. I can do that. Put me in Yagoo, I've been GMing since high school. I'll turn Elysium into a ttrpg system we can sell.

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>>68809839
Auditioning so I can carry on the torch of impregnating the Myth and Council girls

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>>68810347
holofes

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>>68809839
I want to become the next Tsukishita Kaoru.

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>>68810181
I was originally going to do it with Nijisanji before their colors (black) were revealed. I wouldn't have given a shit, I'd be playing Apex with my oshi while everyone seethes because they can't track someone running in one direction and thus would never ever be able to keep up with her.

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>>68809839
I CANT BELIEVE GLOBOHOMO IS FIRST THEN JP OR EN!!!!

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>>68810170
If it makes you feel better I applied right before the new year and my video doesn't even have a view on it. Feels bad man.

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>>68809903
He's a faggot but only because he covered up his big gorgeous tits.

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>>68810181
That's a small price to Pau for my cool blue Dorito

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>>68814980
What the fuck is a Pau? Autocorrect should be a illegal, it's completely useless now.

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>>68810181
>if you get in, you will be hated by the Hololive community
Sounds like the dream job.

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>>68813919
I'd prefer we all made it. My last view from Cover was in April of 2023 so that's three application vids nobody looked at.
I'll keep making them because I like to make content but I'd hate for someone to put their heart and soul into something just to not get looked at.
We're all gonna make it bros.

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>>68810181
My oshi is a 2 view indie. If I join Holostars I can groom the shit out of her by promising her I'll put in a nice word for her when she auditions.

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>>68810181
>cause /vt/ to seethe just by existing
applying asap

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>>68809839
I'm going to join Homostars and sabotage them from the inside. I'll appear to be the perfect candidate, I'll do and say all the right things, then when they least expect it I'll pull some shit that makes NijiEN look like Sunday school.

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>>68815387
There's literally thousands of you, they can't dig through all of that

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>>68815790
>I'll do and say all the right things
Like what? Asking for a friend.

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>>68809839
>litreally read Holostars
>Hololive
why are homobeggars like this?

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>>68810181
but my oshi is Baelz Hacoz
the whore of holoEN

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>>68810347
July 4

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>>68809903
Shinwiwi is a faggot thing? I thought it was a meme (el wiwi)

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>>68812998
Can i screenshot this and send to cover management? I want to see how tall the wall they make after en4.

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>>68810181
>and never get to interact with your oshi ever again
So nothing changes, got it.

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>>68815790
Based, remember to keep all the log and incrementing stuff they say to the hologirl and sexual relation from management especially gorimane. Also get groombullet to talk about his grooming fan, it surely will be spicy log.

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>>68810181
>never get to interact with your oshi ever again.
are you implying that you can interact with them even right now?

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have any of the holostars been a 1 view or 2 view before joining? im gauging my chgances

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>>68815790
They'll probably nepo hire someone. Start becoming a vtuber now so you can get close with one of the talent in holostars or hololive.
If the rrats about Ollie and Jurard is true, then you might want to try to get close with the ID girls first. Who knows one of them would help you go through audition like Ollie did to Jurard.

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>>68815829
C'mon

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>>68816351
most if not all of them except Magni, Bettel, and Jurard were 2 views

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Cover really wants to destroy itself like nijisanji lmao, even if they're astronomically more successful they'll still copy them. We really don't need their tumblr audience joining hololive.

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All of you are complaining Holostars keep growing but it's not like Hololive is retarded and they're pouring money into something that isn't giving them profits, there is a reason why they do this and it's definitely not to selfimplode

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>>68809839
ACCELERATE!!!!!!!!

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>>68816555
They should treat holostars like Nijisanji and let them fend for themself

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>>68816786
Nijisanji is a cannibalistic village deep in the rainforest, Holostars is maybe an underdeveloped Indian city, it's kind of the same but a lot different if you think about it

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>>68816555
I'll say that you're right. They're definitely performing better than the JP branch of Holostars. And if NijiEN is actually going to lose its place in the EN market, then Holostars EN would have no big competitors.

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>>68816555
It's just diversifying when it comes down to it. More female gens run the risk of dividing existing income but holostars just doesn't really overlap much and there're a lot less of them so they're less likely to eat into each other.

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>>68812634
It's because they can handle it and the other two couldn't. If you don't watch homos then your opinion is less than garbage

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>>68809839
>hololive products
fuck this guy

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Does hololive really need to slurp up more of nijisanji's toxic audience?

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>>68816493
There is literally no proof any of them act like the NijiHomos besides "male Vtuber". Kill yourself.

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>>68817033
That's not the point, he is advertising hololive auditions to his audience of toxic twitter trannies. They don't need to act like nijihomos when they'll just infect the main branch with niji rejects

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>>68810467
>Two homos have 3D within a year since their debut.
No they didn't. It was at least a year and a half after debut.

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>>68809839
>homo auditions
They need more femboys and twinks

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>>68817284
Nah Flayon sucks

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>>68817353
But what about a mentally stable twink/femboy?

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>>68812634
Or maybe they actually want to do the job they auditioned for? Altare and Axel have wanted to be idols since the very beginning. They're both living their dream right now.

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>>68817391
That seems like an oxymoron

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>>68816351
Axel was, but Axel also speaks fluent Japanese and he had years of experience doing covers.

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>>68817798
my only strength is being an avid akb48 fan

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>>68810181
>and never get to interact with your oshi ever again.
This is one of the reasons I'd never want to be a male in Hololive. That and you'd probably unironically do better as an indie.

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would you rather a male absolutely ignore all girls, not even like their tweet congratulating you/whatever, say nothing about them at all, or a male that talks to them but draws an obvious line

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>>68818130
id rather no males at all

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>>68818152
that's obviously not happening so be realistic

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>>68818130
I rather they resign and going into fleshstreamer route after ending their contract.

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>>68818027
there should be a footnote on that:
>and never get to interact with your oshi ever again*
*publicly
You can still interact with your oshi off-stream and especially when you're in Japan when the girls are practicing or recording for a concert. This would be doxxers' ultimate dream

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>>68809839
I would try and join but I'm too handsome and I'd unironically end up getting some Holos attracted to me when I end up visiting Japan and need to do 3D.

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>>68809839
I'm going to join the Holostars in order to protect my oshi from the other stars.

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>>68818130
The last one. It's more natural than pretending you don't pay any attention to each other and I'm inclined to think that the vast majority of people who draw clear lines aren't going to turn around and lie about it in private.

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>>68818183
ill just have to pray that the branch is dissolved before they debut

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>>68818260
What if it's too late?

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>>68810181
I don't care about any of that shit, I'd love to quit my shitty job to be a homofaggot in Yagoo's big fat fucking gay circus and escape this hell. Playing games and get some singing lessons and go to japan every now and then? yeah, I'll take that shit, free. I don't give a fuck about interacting with the girls either when I can just fuck a cute fangirl at some point.

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>>68817353
Nah they need more mentally ill gay4pay tards like Aster.

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no one from /here/ will ever make it. in fact you posting /here/ already shows that you don't have what it takes to make it into even homostars. don't kid yourself.

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>>68818462
But one aspie already has and others have made it.

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>>68818462
One of the new homo's in stars EN was literally from /asp/

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>>68818462
retard kill yourself

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>>68809839
> Feeling the idol spirit coursing through your veins?
I feel absolutely nothing from watching the Holostars. Nothing at all.

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>>68810347
Probably going through idol training arc like every other new Holo memeber

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>>68810181
I have bigger plans, beyond interacting with my oshi. (she isn't even in holo) I've had one of my auditions get above 5 views so let me cope

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>>68810551
Didn't stop Nerissa from joining.

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>>68809839
These faggots are the farthest things from idols.

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>>68811905
Whatever helps you sleep better at night, homosister.

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>>68809839
>Feeling the idol spirit coursing through your veins?
Silly me, I just thought it was an erection.

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>>68815790
Leave the girls alone.

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>>68812998
>>68815790
>>68818367
Based responses.

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>>68818673
i just feel annoyed now

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>>68810551
Do stars fans hate the dinosaur fella who collabs with ollie a lot? I don't hang out in /MANS/

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>>68812998
Or you could get Yagoo's boot in your leeching ass

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>>68819229
To be honest I don't think he cares as long as any of them has a menhera outburts or keep their shit as secret as possible.

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>>68818800
You'll be fine as long as you avoid the girls at all costs and don't do anything stupid like those Nijimales.

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>>68815790
Management will support you even if you have sex with Gura in the studio

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>>68819212
His shouty-ness can take a bit getting used to but as soon as he promised not to rock the boat (only collab with female senpai if they approach him first, don't beg for anyone to collab with him), people cooled down. He's expressed seriousness about learning and collabing with his Holostars senpai with also gained him a lot of trust. he's honestly the most popular boy out of the new gen.

[Anonymous No.]

tell me something i should put in my audition tape so if you are manager recruiting you can hear me say it and choose me to join thx

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>>68819229
>>68819276
That anon will never get hired to begin with since all he wants is to woo the girls.

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>>68819345
He's getting blacklisted from every big corpo if he tries that.

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>>68809839
No point in joining them for me. I'm a guitarfag and not a singer so no idol shit for me. I would just want to play guitar, draw anime girls and play dark souls/action games for streams. also being a corpo slave sounds un-fun as fuck and hololive would give you a human fujo character which sucks, Give me a monster boy/man type model.

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>>68810181
My oshi is Bettel, so you're wrong.

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>>68818027
Do indie male vtubers actually do better? are we talking popularity or finacially?

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>>68818488
>>68818561
>>68818637
delusional retards

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>>68819656
They don't outside of a select few like Shoto. There's enough successful ones that wouldn't need the Stars boost like Kenji or Heavenlyfather, but those aren't common.

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>>68819212
No, he's great. Some people were worried about him since he mentioned having Holo oshis so directly and outright said he didn't know the Stars very well in his first few streams, but he's been putting in the effort to get to know all of the boys since then and he's clearly really passionate about both the content creation and idol parts of the job and well liked by all his genmates, so I think that put most peoples' minds at ease.

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>>68819865
funniest part about this is nobody watches him so you could actually be telling the truth and no one would believe you

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>>68819891
>catalogfags talk shit on vtubers when all their knowledge of said vtubers is blatant lies because they don’t actually know anything about the vtubers they’re talking about
We’ve known this, anon

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone know the fuck in character means? i'm just myself, what do they want from me

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>>68819656
No.

The problem with having your primary fanbase as women is that they're prone to liking guys who are already popular because women are attracted to success, regardless of your talents or entertainment value. So if you're an indie male starting out, you are going to be stuck in 1 or 2 view hell probably forever because you're stuck in a paradoxical trap of 'You can't be successful unless you have viewers and you can't have viewers unless you are successful'. Whereas for guy, it's actually more attractive for a girl to be small and unsuccessful because saviourfagging is a real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

i cannot even begin attempting to tolerate half the branch right now what makes you think i would want to audition and surround myself in people i dislike even in the off-chance that i do succeed

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>>68820038
I suppose the chuuba character.

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>>68820038
Have more or less the persona you'd intend to use on stream, rather than addressing it. E.g.
>I like to be positive and upbeat generally, I like to crack jokes and I'm addicted to puns :D
vs
>Uhh so I was thinking of being like, a happy-type character and I'd tell jokes and stuff

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>>68819212
JP holostars fans hated him at first since he's a holosimp, but they've started to tolerate him after showing actual effort into learning more about holostars in general

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>>68820427
I don’t hate him anymore but I do find his style of content incredibly annoying and thus avoid him as much as possible
t. JP stars fan

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>>68819212
No. He's a screamer type, so it takes time to get used to, but he's aigh.

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>>68819418
I can woo the other homos too but I'm not applying to Niji EN

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>>68816110
Anon... two things can be true at the same time.

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What you should do if you get into Holostars is be respectful of holo girls and never interact with any of them, but absolutely slobber over Nijisanji girls, being outwardly horny for them and pissing off all their fans.

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>>68809839
Is their base pay good? Because if it is good I wish I could pass.

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>>68823774
>I wish I could pass
go for it hon i'm sure you'll look great

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>>68809839
Applied before. Got a few views. They seem to want a certain type of guy. Which based upon recent hires is; It is gay. They want gay men. So you are in luck OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>68812313
Shinri is bisexual. I know it doesn't really register as anything different for smoothbrains but it is.

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>>68818821
It's one thing if you do it within your branch, it's another to do it outside of it. Fanboy on the boys all you want.

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>>68812298
>Introducing Hololive Audition to female fans of his
FTFY
I don't want more homo cocksleeves in Hololive

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>>68815790
Unfortunately for you Holostars are for males, not trannies like you

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>>68815790
This sounds like the plot to an 80s comedy where you stumble into being more popular than any of the EN girls but at the end of the second act just when you've changed your mind about sabotaging things and embrace your new vtubing life it all goes to shit and then there's chase scene where you have to stop the prescheduled video drop of you drunkenly explaining your initial plan...

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>>68815790
>implying catalog trannies could ever be good enough to be picked over even the most bottom feeder of male applicants
Lol faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>68823812
I want to pass so I can just stream games and drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68821951
Yeah, good luck with that shit lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68824092
You say that and yet 1 of them got in (axel)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
Um… bros????

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810080
Vesper hated perms and only wanted to leech off of the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>feeling the idol spirit
Don't make me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
Great, we could use some more livers, its only a matter of time before advent burn out like council and myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>68827187
He's the exception not the norm. Also he's a 2channer faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810880
>Flay: just like horny all across the board to the point of nonsense. Literally don't take anything he says seriously because he's essentially a 4th grader who spouts out the first dirty joke he can think of.
>Flay Literally essentially a 4th grader
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>68811164
Is your oshi Bae, Mori, Kronii or Ame? Maybe
Is your oshi any of the others?
flare laugh.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>68827476
>livers
Bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818821
Being a female sexpest is encouraged, bonus points if you're sexpesting other women

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810604
this isn't the own you think it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>68812058
Vesper fans will cry 'permissions' as the problem. But when you look at the games he's played since getting terminated:
>Disco Elysium
>Fear and Hunger 1 and 2
Yeah, no corpo would ever allow those games to be attached to their names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68827262
anon, don't tell me you actually fell for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I think my talent will be better utilized in NijiEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818367
>Yagoo's big fat fucking gay circus
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68827767
Silly Anon, everyone knows streaming is only financially viable if you're averaging over 15K CCV, and less than that means you should give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
>Send Application
>get more views than 1
>Think that they're interested in me
>Nothing happens for months
>Sees this post
Were they just passing around my audition and laughing at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68816351

Almost all EN, including the girls, had <150 active viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>68815790
Please steal some of the girls’ panties when you get to the studio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
>Remember, if you get in, you will be hated by the Hololive community and never get to interact with your oshi ever again.
Nuts to you! There's going to be a brother and sister who's going to join around the same time

[Anonymous No.]

You people are mentally ill, every one of you

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Flayon was considered a "must have" and he is utter dogshit. Keep trying, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68816786
Holostars should live in a shack with a dirt floor and eat sleeping pills and hot dogs for dinner every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>68819212
yeah I hate all SEAmonkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>68828884
>Were they just passing around my audition and laughing at me.
Unlikely. If anything you did better than most anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810080
Vesper I think the nightmare trip to Japan where he couldn't take his meds made him rethink everything and the thought of doing all the concerts without meds was a big no, and found out he was happier just being a chill indietuber from the comfort of his own home
Magni I just feel at this stage signed up as a joke, surprised he got in, decided to run with it anyway because he could make his Roommate bigger from this exposure, and then when he saw what else was actually going to be required to do noped the fuck out the first chance he got

[Anonymous No.]

>>68829506
He fills a niche, since no one else who got in had a voice that would remotely fit a shota, and he's the only one in Tempus who is half decent at voice acting.

[Anonymous No.]

>New Holostars gen debuts
>one of them is a clearly female blonde fairy with a fake moustache

[Anonymous No.]

>>68836384
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68829266
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>68836384
Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
These aren't Hololive auditions

[Anonymous No.]

>>68827879
Isreal anon you need to let it go

[Anonymous No.]

>>68816403
>just become close with an ecelebrity bro
uhhhhh.... how do you do this if you arent already big enough to be a notable applicant?
if you dm them more than twice theyll stop responding (if they even bothered to reply the first time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68835533
the thing for Magni doesn't make sense because he was one of the first in Tempus to take actual dancing lessons and pick up instruments to learn how to play. Hell he's still making music now.
something isn't adding up

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810880
Based streamwatcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
oh boy, more money pits for that fuckwit Yagoo to jerk himself off to

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810551
Nigga, the /cbdct/ girls love the dinosaur even tho he talked about his female oshi and collabs with women. They like men who are "desired" by other women.
Female unicorns are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68823879
You can reword it however you want, you're still taking dick up the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
The branding is so confusing. They debut the en fags as tempus, but they have "holostars" plastered on the image, and the guy is talking about hololive auditions. Holostars is specifically the jp branch. Hololive are the girls. The guys auditioning are not gonna wind up in jp or in a female branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
I'm curious about how big the homo market is

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810551
Seconding this. I liked Flayon at first but I've been watching him less and stopped sending superchats because he talks about the females way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68838185
Anon it's not good to lie on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>68837992
The general consensus in StarsEN threads is that Magni left due to complications with management, since there was a shakeup in the StarsEN management structure shortly after they left.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone always talks about a guy getting in to Holostars just to fuck the girls but what if there was a girl that talked about her Holostars oshi on debut AND got in Hololive just to fuck the guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
Their models are fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818130
Ignore all females and enjoy the sweet yume money. It's literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818488
>>68818561
>One of the new homo's
Nope, no one from ARMIS is an /asp/ie.
And if you mean Shinri, he wasn't an /asp/ie either. He just had /asp/ie connections.
You can literally check the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68839051
That mostly happens when the guys have higher status like nijiEN. NijiEN girls are fighting for luxiem to pay attention to them and they hired actual fangirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68812298
Except hololive is not an abbreviation for hololive productions because hololive is a seperate group within hololive productions that is explicitly an all female group

[Anonymous No.]

>>68839603
Do not reply to me with your retarded schizophrenia ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons here love ragging on Holostars while secretly wishing they could be part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
It genuinely seems like a fun job, but I have no marketable or translatable skills to even remotely qualify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68839051
he would be ignored by most hololive fans and would have to work her way back into their good graces, kind of like Bae though people overblow how bad she was at debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
I have never streamed in my life so no. I feel like a quiet requirement for this is being a minimum high 2-view indie for 6 months to a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68837992
I feel like Magni regrets leaving.
Vesper leaving was for the best of everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Joining Stars is literally the worst way to try to interact with your female Hololive oshi, you have a better shot of applying to be a manager if you want interaction and shit lol. I think after seeing how local sexpest trex has been doing, you basically gotta commit fully to being part of Stars and whatever despite what you did prior to joining

[Anonymous No.]

>>68839698
it's like using "Volkswagen" as an abbreviation for "Volkswagen Group" when actually referring to an Audi. It's just plain retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68837966
Yeah, that's the funny thing about the assumption Jurard was a nepo hire, his channel was already big enough to collab with HoloID before getting in. The character he was playing before had a really similar personality to the role he got in Stars, so I really doubt he actually needed help to get that spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68839036
yeah I can see management + the tachibana shit probably being the reason he would leave. Magni was Vesper's closest confidant when he was in Tempus and I can't imagine him staying there without him so he probably left with him because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810080
Magni was clearly because he wanted to be more creative and they wouldn't let him do it. Also Magni is the kind of guy who self sabotages, moreso than vesper. His work ethic is really bad and he can only operate on a slow schedule that he sets.
Vesper probably more cause of permissions shit. Then again everyone here hates permissions, especially when it comes to pokemon. That and he didn't see a reason to stay if magni was bailing.
As far as idolshit goes, they had strengths they could have leaned on and stars fans would have easily eaten it up because they like that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68843958
There are two rrats I consider for why Vesper left and I believe both of them.

1. He didn't expect the amount of work that would go into being an idol, specifically when it came to the actual singing/dancing aspect of the culture and performing live on stage. He obviously didn't have an issue chilling out on a stream, but I assume the number of factors that go into that sort of performance made him feel like he was in over his head, and the Japan Arc probably didn't help at all either.

2. He lost Mario Party against Calli and knew he had to commit to the bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818332
>What if it's too late?
Then I'll leak everything, burn cover to the ground KyoAni style, and kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
Luckily for me I don't like any of the girls because they're a bunch of lazy whores who can't be bothered to stream or a female Nazi Koreans who live in Canada which is a match made in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818367
> I can just fuck a cute fangirl at some point.
I forgot that it really is that easy. Find a cute girl wearing your merch at a con and simply open your mouth. Just make sure you're yabless, otherwise if the fan you bagged turns out to be a menhera then leaks are a 100% guaranteed to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68818821
Normalfag Nerissa/Kiara fans are mentally ill fujos that just want to see their delusional vtuber lesbian fantasies become real. Nerissa plays up the fangirling because it gets the clipchimps uploading and engaged, just like all the other "ships" that got forced in JP which ended up as nothingburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810638
I was interested in him until he said that bullshit, what a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>68845195
>fujos
>vtuber lesbian fantasies
How do men on this board still have no idea what a fujo is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810638
/MANS/ is desperately trying to convince themselves that Ruze isn't some retarded leftoid who thinks that reality and fiction are the same and uses it to push their political agenda on everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68823713
There won’t be any girls left in NijiEN in six months’ time

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810607
Magni saved the branch early on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
I want to join and I think I genuinely would be good at everything, but I have nothing to put in my CV. Might try to make it as an indie and apply next year...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68809839
Is this why troonicorns have been seething endlessly today? I thought they were used to losing lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>68845379
>How do men on this board still have no idea what a fujo is?
>men
you answered your own question

[Anonymous No.]

>>68817353
Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
>be hated by mentally ill beta males
>bang their oshis behind their back
>hang out with my oshi and bros
>baller audience that loves me for me and not some schizo delusion
What are the downsides?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68846166
you go menhera like vesper because you can't play 1 game

[Anonymous No.]

>>68811479
>they graduated because they both realized regular streaming and video production is much better for men than having to deal with a bureaucratic system specifically designed to whip mentally ill women into becoming semi-functional content creators
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68839603
>>68839703
I likee Maria and I unironically believe she joined to get a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68846383
There are 10 other members who have managed to not lose their minds over perms, so that feels more like a skill issue on his part

[Anonymous No.]

>>68820049
So what you're saying is, I should pay for tons of bots to start getting foids' attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
>never get to interact with your oshi ever again.
You say that like they don't chat behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68813919
>>68815387
What did you put in your videos? Skits? Singing? Commentary during gameplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68846695
It might be fun to pretend that is the truth but it isnt.
Cali's begging arc was pathetic and that begging arc was over half of her career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68845562
*Sigh
Have you seen Aster's legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>68845191
Okay, Ike

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that copypasta of why Vesper got suspended? The one where he walks in in samurai armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>68816849
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68847238
The manly consensus seems to be rather that he pestered on management and the girls too much until he alienated most of his co-workers.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any way they can verify your response to "In addition, please include the maximum number of viewers you've had at any one time." Especially on Twitch that just deletes old VODs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68848765
twitchtracker keeps logs

[Anonymous No.]

>>68847972
I consider anyone who sends me a message of any length to be alienating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68815387
If you want to join. Start streaming, join /asp if you need help to build your basics, these companies don’t want projects that need to learn how to do things, they want ready made people who they can fine tune

[Anonymous No.]

>>68850253
Being ready made didn't really help Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68850435
Being ready includes knowing the bare minimum of the company you're applying for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
It sounds like a dream to many yes, but to me, I have my heart set on for another irl girl unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>68837992
Magni did all of that before hololive. I think he just didn't like the corpo lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
What if I'm Hakka and my oshi is Towa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68828884
I got literally 1 view and ame made a joke that involved my twttier handle at the time in a collab that involved the word "mediocre" and everyone laughed including Mori, who went "now don't be mean!', I know how schizo that sounds but I'm not joking, it was a jackbox collab around the time the Gen 1 auditions were announced. In hindsight by application was pretty piss poor and looking at Tempus right now I'm actually glad I didn't get in, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68837992
So, about 6 months have passed since they left, and neither of them has revealed the reason why they left? Not even a hint of it being due to management or contract obligations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68844954
Cant you just skip to the end of your plan and save us all some grief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68851742
According to a friend who still watches Magni, he's not really said anything explicit but he's ranted a lot about corpos being shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68852015
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68851717
you sound like an annoying schizo so thank god you never got in

[Anonymous No.]

>>68838288
*sigh* Tempus is the unit name for Gens 1 and 2, but overall they are Holostars EN.
Secondly, the branch obviously has female fans, so if they watched the 3D debuts and thought "I want to do that too!", of course you'd link them the Hololive audition page, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68851742
Randon/Vesper told a story about how he was chewed out by his boss for saying he wanted to sniff a female coworker's fart during a meeting, that might be related.
There's also the weed addiction.
And the fact he's terrified of dancing/singing in public.
And the fact he was by his own admission constantly failing to meet deadlines on projects.
I'm honestly suprised he lasted almost a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68855418
>Randon/Vesper told a story about how he was chewed out by his boss for saying he wanted to sniff a female coworker's fart during a meeting,
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>68846924
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810170
I applied back in autumn and didn’t get anything back, don’t give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>68855465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGvcuj-UTs0
I misremembered the story.
He just called attention to a female coworker farting during a conference and embarrassed them.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deadline after they make these announcements?

[Anonymous No.]

do people actually get into these or do they just put these up and then pick from like a backlog of talents they've had for awhile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68854997
Still probably would have done better than vesper and magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68855919
Honestly a good thing this guy got booted. I follow a 2view on twitter who still loves this guy and I do not get it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68855919
why would you ever say this? why would you admit this on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68856348
Probably the latter, I don't see everyone getting a fair shot.
In truth this is all still a new field. I'm pretty sure no one, corpo or otherwise knows what they're doing but YouTube and Twitch are more than happy to collect while they figure it out.
I mean really, look at any of the stars. It's very experimental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68856331
These are open all year round, but I think you have to wait 3 months between each submission you make, don't quote me on that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>68856348
For Holo I think it's a little from column a and a little from column b, they zone in on content creators that fulfil niches they want but are open to ameteurs and the occasional nepohire. For NijisanjiEN their application from is hyper-numbers focused but we all know nepotism goes a long a way. For Vshojo lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

imagine doing the app and putting your fav vtuber as someone from phase
might as well not even apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>68857031
Randon/Vesper seems to have no self control or filter.
He's a 12 year old in the body of a 37 year old man.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading this thread makes me feel so much better about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68857820
see now I get why lonely childless hags love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>68855919
this guy is weird as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>68857833
Hi Astel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68857388
does vhsojo even do fucking auditions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68858154
Yeah, they had the whole Gen 2 scam that resulted in a bunch of them temporarily falling out with Nux followed by Nux finally falling out of relevance on this board. It was 100% worth it for that but it still made the company look like ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68851717
the most schizo man alive OR the cruelest bullying victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>68856348
Some of the StarsEN boys from the same gen mentioned applying 3 times before getting in, while some got in first try, so I think they recruit people at different times throughout the year. You can try again every three months, and lots of the guys who got in definitely took advantage of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68858307
i remember bits and pieces of that
did they fake the auditions or do some other shit
(wasn't following that situation)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810181
my oshi's are bae and mori so suck on that, they met in JP recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>68858923
Yeah the auditions were fake, not sure if it was some kind of info-gathering scam or if the nux drama just made them chuck it, but the latter really makes no sense. It actually kinda ruined their reputation in twitter 2view circles, but they still watch that garbage regardless, their numbers weren't affected, and the talents that left never mentioned it, so they got away with it regardless. I always considered the entire thing a red flag though - at best it's mismanagement on the level that gives hope to and then lets down hundreds of indies, at worst it was a legit scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68859293
is that controversy what led to Silver, Vei and Nanners leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68859522
pfffffffffffft fuck no newfag, that was harry potter shit. They didn't give a shit anout the gen 2 shit, but it makes sense, since those 3 were completely their own asses anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68847099
Stream clips with voice, clips just about gaming skill, and a short snippet of me singing iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68850845
He's a big content creator who somehow couldn't even handle it.
The rest of tempus is way lower than him when it comes to content experience and they managed fine. He's just a lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68861602
>The rest of tempus is way lower than him when it comes to content experience and they managed fine
That's the issue with hiring people who can do just fine as indie content creators. After a while they're generally gonna realize it's an actual job and not just an excuse to bum around with friends and fuck off since they're making more money elsewhere anyway. Magni isn't the only person that happened to.