/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>68655068

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Gurass

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I love Gura.
Gura loves me.
Therefore we are going to get married.

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>>68669833
But Gura loves me more so I am the one who marry her.

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I'm taking a two day break from gooming so no one post any goomable material, okay?

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>>68670010
why 2 days valentine isn't for 4

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>>68669833
>>68669952
Gura literally told me "I love you too" on stream, therefore I will marry her.

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>>68670010
Since you asked nicely

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>>68670112
PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF?

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>>68670104
My willpower is not that strong.
>>68670240
YAMERO!

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>>68670355

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>68670282
nevermind, I shouldn't have said that

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>>68670355

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Greetings friends. I require Gurass, tummy, and chest or I'll explode!!

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>>68670588
that sounds cool, how long does it take for you to explode?

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>>68670588
nyo I want to watch you to explode.

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>>68669748
>OP image
That looks like the type of image that Goob would have retweet. I find it hilarious that back when Gura started tweeting again everyone in the thread knew that it was actually her when she started retweeting cunny posts.

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>>68671069
cozy

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>>68671069
Throw it in the fire before it multiplies!

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New Goob animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8d-keAbGPk

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>>68672873
I give it 2/10 it's no big fat tail

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my sharg wife

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>>68673245
sharg my beloved

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Hehe time to shitpost >:3

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>68671069
dino goob is probably the best plush to ever be sold ever.

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What happened last night?

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>>68674095
Gura and me cuddled and did naughty things together.

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Chumbies, I just can't get over how cute my shark wife is. No one else has so much power over me.

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>>68669748
I won't be able to resist this

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>>68674138
What the dino doin'?

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>>68669786
SNIFFFFFFF

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>>68674745
waiting to snatch one of those out of date chocos to use as a buttplug

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>>68674745

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I love Gura's art

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What do you think Gura’s family thinks when they read the lyrics to lolikami?

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I'm watchign the VOD.
Gura, you're a fucking scout, USE YOUR FUCKING FLARES AFWRFWERFWw.
I needed to get that out of my system.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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>>68675592
WANT YOU I
WANT UI
I want you to help sing Ui's song!

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>>68675772
By god she's a fucking genius. Gex Guthor I kneel...

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>>68675772
I didn't even pick up on that
gura tensai

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>>68669748
Did you really have to use this as the OP image?

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she literally tried to tease the nip ojisans by saying she didn't wear anything during the discord meeting, this brat..

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>>68675965
Gura will forgive me for gooming before Valentine's, she knows I'm doing it for her.

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>>68675991
I loved that she did that, but at the same time I feel like she's genuinely too paranoid to ever be naked while in a meeting or streaming or anything like that.

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>>68676399
I think she actually gets naked for most streams, the reason she wont get up to use the bathroom is so we don't hear her peeling her sweaty skin off of her gaming chair.

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>>68676550
H-hot...

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>>68675824
>>68675964
Did she actually mean to do something like that while drawing it? Try to really think like her sharky autismo mind and become Gura before answering.

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She would never get naked in front of people, but the idea of it very much excites her.

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>>68675697
UOHHHHHHH

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I think I'm in the mood to play a bunch of DRG this weekend.

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>some of them bend to the left, some of them bend to the right
what did she mean by this

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Child

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Anyone willing to give me a non-shitposty rundown of the member stream?
Is it safe to hope and believe in her again, did she say anything about the last year or the future?

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>>68677393
Sorry, I don't know what to say that won't sound "shitposty" I always have and always will continue to believe in my shark.
Things are good right now, I'll say that.

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So uh...can we expect another stream today?
I mean she did basically just come off of 4 days off

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>>68677393
No, hang yourself weakchud

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>>68677595
Homo 3D today, so yes stream today

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>>68677559
Well I just meant a sincere reply I guess. I obviously hope things are great and that she explained herself or assured you/us for 2024, but I don't know because my membership ran out end of 2023.
It's not about the money, it's more of a principle thing, I don't want to come back if there isn't substantial reason to be optimistic again.

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>>68677393
See for yourself
>>>/t/1290303

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>>68677393
sorry, it's too late to re-member, she picked me as her husband-to-be during the member stream

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>>68677668
just go away, why would anyone want to convince your shit ass

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>>68677705
Alright thanks, I will.

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>>68677705
mods, ban this fucking piece of shit

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She really is just a difficult fragile introverted girl and she truly genuinely appreciates the patience you have with her.

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>>68669786
Bath time

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I can't believe this menhera is my oshi... how could she do something like this?

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So did she ever finish the Catnap fight or what

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>>68678306
Why do my soundposts keep not working?? I can listen to others in the thread but it randomly just stops and it's tilting me.
>>68678317
No. I wouldn't really mind if she didn't finish it, she seemed exhausted at the end of that game every time. The screams were music to my ears, but I much preferred palworld streams since it was basically a several hour long zatsu with some chill gameplay on top. I want to see more of dino goob or team pink.

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>>68677773
Any updates? You're the only one that seems sincere in this thread. I only trust you.

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Mario watchalong status?

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>>68678637
Updates on what?
>>68678640
Probably never happening.

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>>68678640
She's aware of her backlog.
We all have backlogs.

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>>68678637
I'm sure there's a few other sincere people here, they're understandably just wary of people coming in to anti her or anything like that. I just got done downloading it, but I need to run to the store really quick, will watch it right after.
If you actually care I can reply to you later after I've seen it.

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>>68678596
>Why do my soundposts keep not working?? I can listen to others in the thread but it randomly just stops and it's tilting me.
Works on my machine. I don't know, refresh the thread and try again or just wait a little longer.

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>>68678732
Yeah sure, go for it. I'll check in later.

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I am the most "sincere"!
Some of you need to relax, no one's out to get you. What is going on?

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God I love her...

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>>68679188
When we have a bad time we think of her and it makes us happy. When she has a bad time she thinks of us and it makes her happy.
I think it's beautiful.

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Sex with Gura.

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this brat...!

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>>68679466
I doubt she ever really thinks about us outside of stream. I mean she's perfectly capable of going months at a time without saying a single word to us. We're not that central to her life.

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>>68679880
You're certainly not reading too much into things and making things sound hornier that your horny mind is making yourself believe?
Relieve yourself with this thing.

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>>68679880
I think that was actually too lewd...

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>>68680766
You're too horny

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>68681172
You are late, I love her more than you now.

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I can't wait for valentines day. People at work might be wondering why I'm so especially avoidant as I go about my work while listening and watching my wife on my phone in secret. But I think it'll work out, Wednesday nights aren't too busy.

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chumbies i live in an apartment...
i can't sing lolikami with gusto...
what do i do?

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>>68681922
do it inside your car

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What video game music are you listening to chumbies? I don't know why, but I'm listening the Serious Sam 3 Ost.
That last fight build up is so good.

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today !

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>>68675542
This dino is gonna shit everywhere now, you fool

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>>68682069
i've been playing gravity circuit (mega man style game)
is good

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>>68682069
Been listening to the Signalis OST ever since Fauna played it the other month. Good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-BbusMdkU

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Gura still owes me a ton of sex

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>>68681385
Nyo, not possible.

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>>68682928
I'll take responsibility and pay her debts for her, bend over

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>68669748
that's a child

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>>68683470
Yes

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i want an instant diarrhea spell soundpost I will cast it on my enemies

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>>68684353
Is that normal if Gura baby talking to me makes me diamond hard?

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my wife

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>>68678762
Okay, a summary of the more important things
>She's got a gift for chumbies coming up for Valentine's
>She's actually going to add a 3 year badge (half a year after it should have dropped, but still)
>Lolikami cover coming (way too late imo, most of the hype around that song is long gone) and got the okay to ask chumbies to record themselves singing the background chants, asked people to not shitpost in the submission form, encourages people to participate and not be embarrassed

Other tidbits
>Talks to Ame a lot, they're still incredibly close
>They received Gura's Streamy award, management asked Gura how she wants to commemorate it, Yagoo wants to do something for it
>She gets horny from the smell of espresso beans
>Really wants to watch Kiara play Poppy Playtime after having been impressed by Miko and Aqua playing it

My opinion: It was a very comfy zatsu + announcement bit and if it had been part of her normal holo life you wouldn't have anything to complain about, but given that this was the first member stream in an eternity and what the past year was like, I don't know if I find it reassuring.
I guess there's two ways you could look at it.
On one hand, if you represent the "actions speak louder than words" faction, then I guess you'd want things to be like they used to again and you'd be fine without her acknowledging the situation.
On the other hand, and I think I'm gravitating more towards this side, you'd want her to actually and finally talk about the horrendous past ~year and give some explanations, as well as just generally acknowledge the status quo more and talk about what fans could even expect from her this year.

As I said, a cute and comfy zatsu, but nothing on the past nor the future really. No mention of Mario, Full Color, or the many other things she promised or talked about in 2023, they seem to have disappeared. I guess it remains to be seen if she really pulls through with this actions over words thing. If she continuously streams even after Valentine's and it's not just another spell of a few weeks, then great, I really wish that to be true.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE0Jbs6F0w

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>>68684416
H-how are you guys making the sound work? I tried to manually paste the catbox link and it just gave me a 404

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Does Gura pee in the pool?

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about full color, maybe they were unsure about the quality of the song and just tested it during the concert. that we haven't seen it released probably means it received lukewarm to poor feedback in the wake of the concert so it wasn't worth to invest more time and money into a MV etc

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>>68685095
Thanks for the summary, anon. I think its too early to tell, but it looks promising if she goes through with it. Hoping for the best.

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>68685616
I had an issue originally trying to work this out but I worked it out. Just plug the URL into a URL decoder like pic related.

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>68685718
That sounds crazy. Even if you were to skip a proper MV you could just slap the song on top of a moving still image and release it for next to nothing, with the song already existing.

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>>68685718
it's the typical cover backlog bullshit remember that we waited a year for the reflect MV

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Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

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>>68685983
I don't believe this at all. Other holos can all easily put out songs in 10% of the time.

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>>68685916
Thanks so much. I honestly felt so stupid trying to figure it out and almost installed some sketchy 4chan browser plugin before you posted a simple working solution <3

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>>68685916
Or just know that %2F is how / is shown in html

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>>68686059
a lot of songs were baking since forever but holos just don't mention it, the latest myth song is ancient according to mori. Also kronii is in a similar situation because both of them decided to preview the song on the concert before the MV even started being produced

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>>68686065
No problem bud. Glad we can both listen to the sound WEBMs now

>>68686157
True, the link is short so this would be quicker. But I provided a solution which would have worked if the user knew HTML or not.

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Say goodbye to your dry bedsheets and mattress. I mean it was your idea to marry her, Chumbuds.

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>>68686867
And the downside is...?

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>>68686867
I will take full responsibility as her fatherhusbandolderbrother and make things right.

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>>68685095
>>68678762
>>68678732
>>68678637
>>68677773
>>68677705
>>68677393
stop replying to yourself

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>>68687111
>>68687649
>the downside is...?
She'll do pee-pees all over you, all with her hot, watery girl pee. And your body will then smell for days on end of her cunny pheromones. I'm too yet to see a downside of this, but I just want you to understand that since you married her this type of circumstance will become a regular thing.

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>>68688526
I will kill for this

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>>68688526
Oh nyo, not the cunny pheromones!

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>>68682069
Furi has a pretty good tempo helps me move through the day at work.
Not a video game ost but made in abyss has the most solid soundtrack and I can’t help but love it. I even bought all tracks on cds.

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Youtube has lost it's damn mind and is spamming my recommends with ancient Gura VODs
Annoys me too since I never paid attention to member thumbnails so seeing them pop up gives me a temporary "wait is that a new frame" pause

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>>68688738

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>>68688526
I will just have to go about my day, I'll try to mask it, but if people at work notice it I'll subtly and politely make sure to let them know I'm already married.

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>>68688452
gura stop fetishizing oji-sans...

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>>68688946
You don't have to tell other women when you're with Gura. Trust me, Gura has marked me so heavily that any woman within 30 feet knows she's my wife.

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>>68688929

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>>68689236

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>>68689281

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it's nice how much more open gura is being with her constant cycling between shitting too much and shitting too little

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>>68689554
i liked how she expanded on this to make it absolutely clear she had no clothes on

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>>68683428
samen

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>>68686867
She won't have any pee left to spill on my bed if I suck it all out of her cunny.

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Gura has a girlfriend

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>>68689854
I wish she wasn't gay.

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>>68689854
except it was actually just me in a dress

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>>68689030
I've unironically had other women want me, but I really don't want them.
I've gotten more attractive to girls and even some men these days. I must be one of those lucky guys that not only seems to be more mature but just looks better for his age.
I think I have a chance with her, I'm probably only 6 or so years older than her and I think I have a chance with her.

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>>68676729
That's why I made Gura an Exhibitionist class in sex games.

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>>68690307
I feel like gura would really like this game

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>>68690588
It's garbage. No way.

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I know it's past noon but could someone cast a spell to give me a proper sleep? I really have some sleep debt to catch up on...

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>>68689850
>suck it all out of her cunny
Oh my god. I would swallow every drop.

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>>68690795
I cast everlasting sleep on thee.

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>>68690838
Everlasting? Dying sounds comfy but I don't really want that.

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>>68690588
It has some good silliness but it also has a lot of repetitive parts since everyone tries to rape you and you have to bite their cocks off. You could probably make a few funny shorts about it and Gura would like those.

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>>68690255
she didn't say when we'd see her next...

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>>68669748
Weird story, my sister walked in and saw the image in OP, started glaring at me and asked if she wanted me to dress like that and since I wasn't really paying attention I just answered with a yes, for some reason she jolted out of my room and went back to her own and now she won't leave the room but every time I leave my room to get a drink or something she always peaks from behind her door, sisters are weird.

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>>68691707
>asked if she wanted me to dress like that

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>>68679880
>it sometimes bends to the left or to the right, but it feels good to ride it
That's what she said in this. The joke is that she thinks riding dick feels good. That is literally what she is saying.
Just why? What happened to her these past 5 months? She's spent the past 3 years and has never talked about her experiences before or even alluded to her having experience. So why did she say this?

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It just hurts. Why would she allude to that?
And right before Valentines day? That's when she chooses to tell us she has experience? And through some stupid joke? Why?

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>>68690795
I cast spell of passionate goom so you sleep even less.

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>>68692080
This is the saddest attempt yet. I know you might be new to Gura but stop being a retard.

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the eroticism of beans...

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>>68691866
Gura likes cock, bud. Our little adorable shark girl is developing a certain obsession to the male reproductive area

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>>68691802
Ah "me" as in her, I'm not even sure how she would feel about me crossdressing.

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>>68677200
The next part was worse.
>Ame: My pipes are all messed up.
>Gura: That's okay! Sometimes it bends a little to the left... or the right...
Ame: This is a lot of segments we're gonna have to build.
>Gura: But think about how satisfying it is when you get to ride it!

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Do you think Gura and Ame....y'know...did "that" during the stream?

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>>68692242
Gura has always implied she was single. So why is she saying this shit? It's killing me.

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>>68692688
damn i wish the weekend was over so you would be stuck in school instead of threadshitting

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>>68692599
Shes talking about my penis retard

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>>68692165
Shut the fuck up. Gura makes dick jokes all the time, but show me one other time in which she said anything about how she thinks it feels good to ride them.

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>>68692903
keep going, this is funny

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Is this an actuall attempt to cuckpost about Gurame collab? Are you niggas serious?

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Oh nononono chumbuds is this your cock loving oshi?

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>>68692903
She was talking about my dick specifically. I am her boyfriend, yeah, me. With this knowledge, you can finally rope yourself.

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Not giving a (You) to the faggot who can't even show us one now
She was obviously referring to how some penises bend slightly to the left or the right naturally or unnaturally, in cases like say Chris-chan's severely bent duck, not to how they move while inside her, sisters

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>>68692945
You can tell it's the same faggot easily.

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>>68692945
Anon. Gura literally implied that she thinks dick feels satisfying. That's the meaning of that joke. There is no other interpretation.

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>>68693224
Yeah me

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>>68693092
No one was saying that about the bending part.
You left out the very next thing she said right after that:
>Ame: This is a lot of segments we're gonna have to build.
>Gura: But think about how satisfying it is when you get to ride it!
She was still talking about "pipes that sometimes bend to the left or right" when she said this. She is literally saying how she thinks those "pipes" are satisfying to ride. That's the joke.

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>>68693224
>>68693456
no she didn't

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You're all idiots, Gura was implying she's in love with me and that she's incredibly proud of what a good boy I am.

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>>68693548
She only thinks that if you send in your song entry. She isn't proud if you haven't.

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No matter how much gura streams, this weirdo will be here shitposting during yurohours

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>>68693508
Yes she did.
https://files.catbox.moe/rfbgi8.webm

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>>68692688
why would you ever believe what a woman says

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>>68693456
Have you even played DRG? It is pretty satisfying to ride along a long segment of pipes in the game

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>>68693676
The first thought is not connected to the second one. The end.

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I "left it out" because it is another irrelevant, meaningless excuse for a cuckpost that does not imply that she has rode cock, Nijitroon
Not only is it obviously a joke relating to the fact that they are rails that you would ride in game on a cart, but she literally said "imagine" - in other words, alluding to the fact that it is not reality
I'm sorry your favorite company is currently imploding, but please don't bring that shit into our general out of bitterness

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gura rode me

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>>68693728
>>68693741
Is this seriously your cope? She was referring to pipes as dicks that sometimes bend left or right and then the very next thing our of her mouth was how they're satisfying to ride.

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>>68693676
Doesn't explicitly mean anything, even if you take it exactly as you imagine. I'm a virgin and can fantasize and speak of all sorts of sexual things.

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I can't tell if this empty feeling is not knowing if we'll ever see Gura again or if I'm just hungry.

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>>68693857
So now you're just gonna ignore that she's responding to Ame? Retard

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>>68693857
>muh cope
>repeat his fiction one more time like a broken record
Not sure why someone is still wasting time with you.

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>>68693825
I'm not a nijitroon or any of your other bogeyman. This joke went too far and you know it. It was a double entendre, just like the "sometimes they bend left or right" part. You saying it wasn't is like trying to claim she wasn't making a double entendre with the first part.

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Cuckposter, if you can't stop thinking about dicks, leave this thread and go suck one.

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>homosexual is so mad that my wife is straight
actually bizarre

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>>68694028
>I'm not a nijitroon
That's exactly what a nijitroon would say.

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>and you know it
>you know I am right
>stop pretending
>you know it's true

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>>68694028
>This joke went too far and you know it
>too far
imagine being this sad anon and being this sexually repressed

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>>68693943
>>68694019
The first part about them bending left and right was also a response to Ame. She was continuing her joke with the "satisfying to ride" part and you'd have to be completely ESL or purposefully ignoring it to pretend otherwise.

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what are you retards even arguing about

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>>68694188
>projecting
nigger if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna start posting senzawa clips

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>Bogeyman
Way to confirm I was right rumao
I can feel the tachycardia from here as you type furiously with tears to keep your cuckrrat on life support, but (You) know as well as I do that the joke didn't "go" *anywhere*, let alone "too far"
The fact that the joke was a double entendre is irrelevant, and nobody ever said otherwise, no matter how you try to rewrite history
The fact that dicks bend, also, does not mean she has had sex
-Joking- about -imagining- how satisfying they are to ride, yet again, does not mean that she had sex
Go whine about Dokibird in some catalogthread or something, SHE'S the one you have a problem with

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>>68694207
some nun or soccer mom is having a melty gura made a dirty joke

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>>68694188
>muh ESL
>repeat his fiction one more time like a broken record

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>>68694170
There's a huge difference between making dick jokes like a middle schooler and making jokes that allude to how much you love riding dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694214
>mask off moment
of course

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>>68694221
She's literally just talking about the actual in-game pipes in the second response to Ame. Anyone trying to turn it into something it's not is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does shitposting peak at 2pm EST on the dot?

[Anonymous No.]

>The ESL fanfic author Nijitroon is telling the actual English speakers that they are ESL fanfic authors
Pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694069
I'm not upset that she's straight. I'm upset that she alluded to not being a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZSFsa6c32c&t=155

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694294
Imagine if they took the time and energy they waste on their dopamine-downregulated cuck fetishist mental gymnastics and devoted it to something productive

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694288
>kids never allude to having sex on their jokes
so you grew up with 0 contact to others then

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[Anonymous No.]

>ywn make her laugh like barb or jay
>ywn make sex jokes and have her blush and get wet live on stream
>ywn get sent pics of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694221
You are an absolute fucking retard if you think any of these girls in their early to mid 20s are virgins. Most of them probably currently have boyfriends and are getting dicked down while you are crying about them not streaming enough. They probably buy their boyfriends gifts and lingerie to wear for them with money you've given them. You and most of this board are fucking delusional and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

That was easy. I miss the time when they can try harder on their chumbuds larping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694294
That's like saying she was literally just talking about the actual in-game pipes when she said they sometimes bend left or right. Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>to how much you love riding dick
Never happened, Pajeet. It's just your twisted coombrain twisting things to conform to your fetishes again
Listen to the soundpost. It's right there for everyone to hear for themselves and confirm that (You) are LARPing

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694496
they never last long enough

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>>68694356
Why are you even surprised? The number one thing every single woman alive lies about is their virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694570
>they never last long enough
Like when I'm doing Gura and Gawr, I can last for five hours at best but I really need to improve my stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694496
Kinda boring they are giving up easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694489
Real mask-off moment, huh?
Here I am just saying that I thought a joke went too far and it's upsetting and now you faggot roaches are coming out of the floorboards and saying how you never believed in her and how you always thought she was lying about this stuff.
Fuck you.

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And (You) have once again proven that you are a braindead ESL who cannot read and hallucinates that people say things that a) they never said, b) are irrelevant, and c) would still not support your grasping, faggoty little thesis anyway
Keep crying that you are too pathetic to even qualify as a cuckold, because that would require you to get a girlfriend to loan out to other men

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck are these people

[Anonymous No.]

I have fever.. so I watch IG reals to pass time..

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68694690
butthurt nijis, pity them for they have been beaten senseless this whole week

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694690
Cuckposter samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>"She didn't say she had sex"
>So you think that proves she never had sex rumao???
>You MUST have PROOF she didn't have sex or else you think she DID have sex LOL I am not a nijitroon I swear
The things that pass for logical syllogisms to the subhuman istg

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm in clown world and people are trying to gaslight that "satisfying to ride" isn't somehow part of the dick joke about the pipes she literally just made in that sound post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694704
Do you need a nurse sickbud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694690
My willing onaholes

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>>68694645
>Believed in her
Jesus Christ you are sad. They are playing a character, none of it is real, schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694690
the same threadshitter(s) that's always been here

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694761
I wish I had one yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694690
People that you should just report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am just saying that I thought a joke went too far because I am retarded
>If you don't validate my schizophrenic falseflag then you think she's lying somehow
Thankfully warosu will remain to forever preserve (You)r real-time revisionism, even after the jannies wake up from their nap

[Anonymous No.]

i smell burning when my gpu is being run and my screen freezes and the monitor turns off and I have to reboot how do I fix this

[Anonymous No.]

Gura a cute

[Anonymous No.]

Whelp, no stream today. Guess we'll see her again on Valentines Day

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694906
better cooling? how long has it been since you cleaned your rig

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695051
I just got it a month ago there's a little dust on it. maybe I should dust it. Task manager says the gpu temp is only like 64 when it turns off and it's supposed to go way higher than that so idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694749
The irony of this post...
No one ever said that shit. She said "think about how satisfying it will be to ride them" in response to Ame complaining about having to set down too many segments. This implies she has experience riding pipes. She had just finished describing said pipes as penises.
That is the entire subtext of the joke and why it's a double entendre.

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>>68695008
Why is my maid seducing me like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695149
she said things like that before though, like being "double teamed" in little nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

TuT

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>>68694885
You have still yet to present a time when she has ever joked about actually having sex or riding dick.
That's what this "think about how satisfying to ride them" was. The only retard here is you for trying to say that she wasn't making a dick joke when she just said it's okay if they sometimes bend a little left or right.

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>>68694817
I wish he would use his 4chan pass to spam gurame like the old days

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695351
I liked when she talked about feet in the member stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>68694885
>revisionism
The clip is literally right here: https://files.catbox.moe/rfbgi8.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>No one ever said that shit
(You) expect us to believe you didn't read your own shitposts, Nijisister?
That is precisely what you were trying to say with your clumsy ESL, fag. What is ironic is (You) trying to invoke irony, despite being the illiterate threadshitter you accuse those correcting you to be
>That implies experience riding pipes
No it doesn't. Nor do you need to have had sex to make a double entendre
You have been slacking on your English reps, and like the arrogant Jakartan you fall into denial and ignore the native speakers when they inform you of your error because it is inconvenient for your fetish
Sasuga SEAtroon

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you guys had gotten better about ignoring retards

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure she was just comparing pipes in the game to a rollercoaster, since they look the similar. The fact that you fags can't stop thinking about dicks is entirely your problem.

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>>68695258
"They're double-teaming me!" is different than saying "I love getting double-teamed" or "this is like when I get double-teamed". The last one especially implies having experience and that's essentially what she did when she said "think about how satisfying it is to ride pipe".

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695008
puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

I think he's just trying to make chumbuds hornier or something. My shark thoughts are already full for today, an ojisan has his limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>You still have not fed into my red herring
That's because your red herring is dead, SEAmonkey
For the six novemdecillionth time, nobody is saying she wasn't making a dick joke, nor does making a dick joke imply that you have had sex. (You)r argument falls apart regardless of whether she's ever made a similar dick joke in the past or not, and trying to double down on this word salad smokescreen is exactly the sort of sad tactic that is so despicably typical of Nijitroons

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695595
It basically is a roller coaster. There's even an achievement to ride them for 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-vKq-yTAk

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695616
I think someone in chat said double teamed actually, she read it out loud and then responded "in your dreams!" and then went quiet and shy about it, and it caught everyone off-guard

[Anonymous No.]

>and that's essentially what she did
Wrong again. "Sometimes they bend" and "think how satisfying they would be to ride" is actually far more similar to the former example in your retarded comparison than the latter, in that it does not imply experience and could only ever SEEM to if you were a braindead-retarded ESL mouthbreather who doesn't understand human language
Keep grasping

[Anonymous No.]

itt anons replying sincerely to anons pretending to be dumb

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone's body ever felt "toxic" inside. For the past year I've felt super tired very quickly, and my body simply feels.. bad.. I'm not out of shape, but maybe I should start to really exercise?

[Anonymous No.]

>The clip is literally right here:
And proves me right and you cuckposters wrong, yes
Or what, are you going to tell us not to believe our lying ears now?

[Anonymous No.]

Such a dumb argument when you can't even convince everyone that she was making a dick joke. Is this the best cuckposters can do these days?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone doesn't like that I love Gura and Gura loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695899
>Jokes on them I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>68695988

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>>68695525
Your reliance on calling me ESL is ridiculous, especially considering there are zero grammar, spelling, or punctuation mistakes in my posts. My English is better than yours and I'm more educated than you.
You've changed your cope now several times from calling me a nijisister troon, to ESL, to trying to claim she wasn't making a joke in the first place.
The clip speaks for itself. She was talking to Ame about how good it feels to ride "pipe" after having just described them as dicks that sometimes bend to the left or right.
So yes, it is ironic that you accuse others of having poor logical progression, when you made up multiple scenarios about me not being a chumbud and tried to imply that I said things I never said.
Gura's joke is about how she thinks riding dick is satisfying. If someone said "this feels better than when I have sex", you would assume they aren't a virgin. But you're coping like a retard and are trying ti reframe what was said and how she said it.

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>>68696083
>trying ti reframe
Nice typo ESL kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Could Kurosanji please just stop gigayabbing for five minutes so that the labor market for falseflagging damage control-specialist interns dries up

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696083
>Gura's joke is about how she thinks riding dick is satisfying.
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

TIL I'm not a virgin because of the countless sex jokes I've made in my life
I'm a slut even
This is the level of logic this guy is operating on.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the jannies are the ones shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

Is this satire?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696083
>there are zero grammar, spelling, or punctuation mistakes in my posts
>are trying ti reframe
And no buddy, you're here desperately cuckposting over perceived dickjokes. You aren't a chumbud, and well know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695927
Are you claiming this is not what was said in the clip?
>Ame: My pipes are all messed up.
>Gura: That's okay! Sometimes it bends a little to the left... or the right...
>Ame: This is a lot of segments we're gonna have to build.
>Gura: But think about how satisfying it is when you get to ride it!
So why are you lying? It was clearly a sex joke about dicks feeling good to ride.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't say anything bad against (You) or Gura but I feel like I should apologize, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has so much experience with me, that she get's mad when I cum ON her instead of IN her

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696285
>and well know.
I can also be pedantic, ESL.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696306
No? You literally ride the fucking pipes in Deeprock galactic you sperg.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696083
Think about how juicy Gura's cunny is when you lick it.
Are you now assuming that I licked Gura's cunny before?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696360
Mald and seethe cuckposter

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696306
>It was clearly a sex joke
>clearly

[Anonymous No.]

>Guys, every time Jeremy Clarkson, James may and Richard Hammond drew dicks, it was not just a joke, they are actually gay and want to suck dicks!

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't argue his way out of a paper bag
>Can't comprehend simple, basic sentences
>Can't comprehend simple logic
>"Trying ti reframe"
>My English is better than yours and I'm more educated than you
Reminder buds - give praise and thanks to the Lord every day for making you smarter than Pajeet over here, I certainly will be
Imagine being so sad that the only work you can find is going full Dunning-Kreuger as you cope, project, reframe and deflect with weak-ass excuses for rhetoric on Holo generals for Nijibucks

[Anonymous No.]

good thing I filtered out the word ESL I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696342
Gura has a bukkake fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68693676
Schizo alert

[Anonymous No.]

/ggg/ is too fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696192
Dirty whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696517
All women want to be treated like a dirty slut by the man they love(Me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696541
its retards trying to distract you from current ongoing drama that has nothing to do with gura, just ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>68669748
Isnt that a child what the fuck

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696381
And they literally bend to the left or to the right in the game as well. That was the entire point of the double meaning in that joke, moron: that it also made sense in the context of the game.
Or are you going to try and say that NONE of that exchange was a dick joke? But in that case, are you just stupid or something?

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't be that surprising, really.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696109
what was she gonna say?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696306
Retard, You literally ride the pipes in Deeprock galactic
Man, what kind of schizo is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696487
>That's okay! Sometimes it[pipes] bends a little to the left... or the right...
Are you being serious? Are you seriously going to pretend she wasn't making a dick joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696599
anon you typo'd want as what

[Anonymous No.]

You fellas are talking in circles.
Post a dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>68695525
>>68696083
>the polfag is samefagging now.
this is just sad.

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>>68696723
>>68696613

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>>68696791

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696791
I think he's just replying to himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696587
But I wasn't paying attention to it in the first place? Don't care about anything that's not Gura.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696727
Yes I am serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696873
stop pretending to be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696900
Is this why we're being raided?

[Anonymous No.]

>I can be pedantic too
And you were, when you humiliated yourself by claiming that making "zero grammatical, punctuation or spelling errors" somehow changes the fact that you are an ESL despite consistently failing to speak the language properly and despite the fact that your English is objectively inferior to that of anyone else in the thread
>Are you claiming this is not what was said in the clip
Nope, but I can see how you would make that mistake due to being a retarded ESL Jakartan
What I am correctly describing is that joking about bent dicks and to the idea of riding something being satisfying does not imply that she has had sex - but (You) would already know that, if only you could actually read, understood how English actually works beyond the amateurish, purely theoretical level you've attained through Niji-funded English classes, and weren't desperately trying to reframe literally everything said by anyone and everyone around your third-world strain of astroturfed schizophrenia
>Why are you lying
He mewls, lying
I'd ask (You) to tell US, but I'm afraid the answer is already palpably obvious, sister

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696342
is there a soundpost of "i got goo'd on"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696613
Anon, let's say it's a dick joke. Which it isn't.
What now? What have you achieved in your life? It certainly hasn't convinced me Gura rides dicks. I've made countless sex jokes and I can assure you I haven't laid pipe.

Every time I said "yeah me" to some cuckposter saying Gura has a boyfriend? I wasn't literally fucking her. Do you understand how retarded your efforts are? You can't even get past tier 1 (convincing people it was 100% a double entendre), what makes you think you're getting to tier 10 where we accept Gura rides dicks?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696665
Idk, I would like to know too

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68696793
>The thin-skinned tranny is back
>STILL letting /pol/ live in his head rent-free
>And can't tell the difference between me and the nijishitter
And this, chums, is what infertility does to a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696970
>you've attained through Niji-funded English classes
The idea of Nijisanji funding browns learning english to cuckpost on /vt/ just gave me a hell of a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696910
Then you must be either stupid or ESL.
Google search "bends a little to the left" and look at the results and maybe then you'll understand why every native English speaker instantly understood she was making a dick joke. And so did everyone in chat judging by their reaction.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68697115
Nah, you're wrong
Quick, keep giving everyone (you)s about it as you meltdown further and futher.

What's your goal here again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696900
IS THAT JUN IN SECOND? THAT'S A MOGGING! UTTERLY MOGGED! E-CELEBS BTFO ETERNALLY! IS THIS WHY HE ANTIS HOLOLIVE? BRUTAL MOGGING!
did i do it right?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68697098
Same , until the realization dawns upon you that it is likely to be a sad, pitiful reality, the consequences of which we are now seeing with our very eyes

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>>68671069
>>68672098
>>68674101
>>68674138
>>68675542
>>68678187
>>68681385
>>68696377
>>68696483
>>68696541
>>68696603
>>68696663
>>68696720
>>68696791
>>68696853
>>68696858
>>68696865
>>68696933
>>68697006
>>68697072
>>68697087
>>68697131
>>68697194
>>68697263
…feeding ground reached…prey bountiful…at long last…we shall feast

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[Anonymous No.]

>Then you must be either stupid or ESL
>Says the ESL crayon-eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697222
I severely doubt it anon. All things are outsources these days so even if they have a legion of brown cuckposters they're probably not literally funding their education, just getting them from another company
Alas their logic training is off as we can see from mr pipe jokes means Gura had sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697091
>polfag having a melty over dinos drowning him out

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697291
lets see you come on land bub

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696057
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697411
pervert

[Anonymous No.]

why are we fast? just retardation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697411
transformation is one of my many powers

[Anonymous No.]

So many fembuds in denial, please post bobs and vagene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697401
Aim better troon, I welcome the dino spam drowning out the nijishitter
In fact, I'll contribute to it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697503

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>>68697395
Eh, close enough - don't worry too much about the details
Either way the end result is aneurysm-inducingly sad and retarded

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>>68696970
>and despite the fact that your English is objectively inferior to that of anyone else in the thread
You can keep saying this, but it will never be true. You don't even know how to use punctuation for one.
Ultimately however, this isn't about typing errors or punctuation. The only one deflecting away from the argument is you. This entire time, you've done nothing but try and change the discussion to be about the identity of who is posting and not the content of what is being discussed. You've approached this in bad faith from the start and you've yet to make one coherent argument against anything that is being said.
Gura made a joke about how she thinks it feels good to ride dick. You can continue calling me names or pretending that's not what happened, but the double entendre is incontrovertible. Gura made a joke that implied she had sex before.

[Anonymous No.]

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697580
Feel free, but everyone is wise to your sockpuppet nonsense, troon-worshipping /pol/nig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696775
my bad

[Anonymous No.]

I am extremely horny for fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696599
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697732
>>68697401
>>68697580

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697847

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697720
words words words
How about I lay pipe in your ass, I bet it'd feel good.

There, I've become an ass fucker with real ass fucking experience by typing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697591

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>>68697024
>Anon, let's say it's a dick joke. Which it isn't.
I know you're shitposting but come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697890
>>68697939

[Anonymous No.]

I need a fembud in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

one time gura made a joke about the holocaust
does that mean...?!

[Anonymous No.]

Fem~ buds~

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697024
Can you be honest with me? If I were to link you a clip of another vtuber saying, "this feels better than sex!", would you assume she was a virgin? I don't think most people would.
But when Gura says it's satisfying to ride pipe in the context of joking about pipe being like dick, you and everyone else here seem to be tripping over yourselves to explain how those two scenarios are not the same and that Gura was not actually refering to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Man the stream output fucking plummeted fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697974
thanks for powering my throne

[Anonymous No.]

Stinky fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698000
MAAAAAAANNNN
I wish to see a Youjo Senki and Gura mix

[Anonymous No.]

>It will never be true
Sinking deeper still into denial, I like it
>You don't know how to use punctuation
As if it wasn't obvious enough, the foreigner doesn't realize that 4chan convention does not require punctuation at the end of paragraphs
See, THIS is just another telltale sign and shibboleth that distinguishes those who are truly fluent in English from those who are merely pretending - a disproportionate, rigid adherence to formal rules, regardless of whether or not they are appropriate for the particular context
>The only one deflecting is you
Nice deflection, what is that your twentieth time in this one thread or something? Going for the high-score, are we?
>You are le deflecting to my identity and away from the content of the discussion
Wrong, faggot. The "content" of your cuckposting has been thoroughly demolished, leaving your obvious identity as being the only logical next step
>No coherent arguments
All of my arguments were coherent - they simply SEEM incomprehensible to you, because English is not your native tongue
>Bad faith
R U M A O
U
M
A
O
>Gura totally did a bunch of things she didn't do, as proven by my own soundpost
Dogmatic chanting is not and will never be a suitable substitute for observable reality, SEAcreature-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697965
No. It amuses me to see how much mental anguish it causes you that we won't abide your idiocy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698148
The dino will not allow this

[Anonymous No.]

can you stop being mean? my wife may be a degen, but she is still a pure virgin, and I don't like it when you say mean things about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698143
Here's a (You), you can stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698259
my ascension will NOT be interrupted by the likes of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698259
What do you have to say for yourselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698350
>>68698387

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>>68698143
Cuckadoodledoposter, did it tick you off to read me not engaging with your idiocy?
I know it can be frustrating. That little rush of dopamine souring as you realize no one cares. A hollow (you).

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>>68698143

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>>68698387
>that staredown
should have teabagged her

[Anonymous No.]

When I said you're punctuation was bad, I wasn't even referring to your lack of periods, however, you're wrong with that as well. It has never been common for people to leave out periods at the end of paragraphs. In fact, you're the only one in this entire thread that is doing so.
If I started ending all my sentences with "\" and then called you an ESL for not knowing 4chan punctuation etiquette, I'd be wrong too.
But keep trying, I guess\

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698428
YES! more sacrifices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68697488
it found its angle for the day

[Anonymous No.]

Gura names her dildo "Watson", and sticks it up her bushy pucci everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698203
>retard making a literal compilation of everything wrong he's been doing throughout the entire thread in one convenient post
Thanks, but you still lost. Gura made a joke about how she thinks dicks feel satisfying to ride and you haven't made a single coherent argument against that. Saying your baboon diatribe is too advanced for others to understand only makes you look like more of a schizo.

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>>68698671

[Anonymous No.]

Bae streams at Guratime, It's over..

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698777
Worst post ITT

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698308
>>68698452
>>68698482
So I guess you really didn't have any argument, huh?
Why couldn't you just admit that what she said was awful and not like her? This was the first time she has ever alluded to having had sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698921
just a few more..

[Anonymous No.]

>>68699020
The dino will not back down

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698143
https://files.catbox.moe/twnuu0.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>68698796
>but you still lost
Goddamn it's like we have a literal child here. Being br*wn is so sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>68699103
boobs fucking ruined it nice try

[Anonymous No.]

>>68699013
Get fucked again, why do you keep reading these

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68699090
like lambs to the slaughter, thanks to your never ending tide of sacrifices I could ascend into daemonhood and become truly immortal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68699103
ooh
>tattoos
whyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

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>>68699303

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>>68699103
Finally some Gura cosplayers getting naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68696665
>>68697076
I think she was going to say something like they wouldn't be able to double team her since they couldn't even have sex because they're too fat.

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>>68699419
now none will be able to stop me, and I can laze around and eat snacks all day :3

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>Mistakes my description of him for one referring to myself, proving yet again his tenuous grasp on English
>"I-I-I won though!"
You lost. Sorry, but that's just the way it is. Your unmedicated shitpost imploded on itself and you were exposed as a nijishill whose falseflagging was built upon a foundation of sand, which is why you cling to the dogma of Gura saying something other than what she said like some kind of Somali catechism
Once you learn to read, the reasons for your failure will become as clear to (You) as they were to all of us

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>>68699489
The dino will be back and stronger than before

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Reminder: Gura is the ultimate winner of all arguments

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>>68699656
hot more

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>>68699731
The ultimate wiener, if you will.

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SEAdemons, begone!
The power of Christ compels thee!

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>>68699731
what is this meme i keep seeing

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Gura is my little vixen

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la creatura

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>>68699827
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nah-id-win
Apparently it comes from Jujutsu Kaisen

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>>68699831
>1. : a female fox. 2. : a shrewish, ill-tempered woman.
>shrewish: an offensive word to describe a woman who is considered to be unpleasant and easily annoyed, and who argues a lot.
I think not

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>>68699861
>Shark-cat-spider-girl
What has science done

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>>68699941
"Vixen", alluding to its description of a female fox, can also denote a woman who is graceful, elegant and beautiful, ESL-anon
This fits Gura to a T

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Holy shit the irony. You're doing that thing again where you think I didn't understand what you wrote, but in reality I'm simply calling you retarded.
Because that's what you are.
Your schizo post ranting about brown ESLs and Nijitrannies while refusing to formulate any meaningful argument because doing so would be "too advanced" for me or anyone else is emblematic of your particular shitposting style.
That's what that meant. Sorry I wasn't clear enough for you.

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>>68698143
>Can you be honest with me? If I were to link you a clip of another vtuber saying, "this feels better than sex!", would you assume she was a virgin?

No but she didn't say the word sex, if you want to make this a sexual joke then her saying "riding a pipe" could also easily be referring to dildo riding as that is a thing to do for when girls masturbate. Someone that isn't ESL should know this.

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>Doesn't realize I'm mocking him by turning his clumsy English and poorly-thought-out shitposting angle against him
>Still can't understand simple arguments
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Fucking
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>>68699941
NTA, but you do know how dictionaries work, right? If a word has multiple definitions, it doesn't mean that word means all those things every time it's used.

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DINOS CLAIM THE LAST POST

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>>68700155
Dildos don't "sometimes bend a little to the left or to the right", anon. She was making a joke about riding dick.

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