/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>68506359

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I love my wife so much!!

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very curious who she'll invite for Deep Rock Galactic and/or Lethal Company

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Gawra geeb gooba

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>68537463
SNOT

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iwtcigg

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I throat hurts, I think this would be a good time to try a hot yogurt

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>>68537630
but Ame and Ina will be there tomorrow

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I want to see some hologirls play gen1 pokemon on stream

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>>68538177
is that supposed to help? my throat burns a little when I eat a lot of yogurt, since its acidic

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>>68538250
Yeah that's true, but I just want swallow something hot to help it..

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>>68537829
Me first

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imagine guras little girl nipples

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what is the announcement going to be?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>68538651
badge + full color mv

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYxapZzPZU8
So with today's members' post confirming TWO streams tomorrow and the earlier confirmation of kino coming up for Valentine's day, can we consider the rrat that she only told us this as a pretext to go "kuh-nee hort" and start another ghosting arc to be thoroughly slain?

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>>68538639
Gura's nipples lightly poking and showing through her shirt

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>>68539084
Fuck off falseflagger.

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>>68539084
that kuh-nee hort? Me.

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>>68539602
>falseflagger
I know (You) love your buzzwords, but could you kindly explain to the class what the supposed "falseflag" here would be?
Or is this tongue-in-cheek, in which case ily desu

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>>68539861
Pretending to be a fan while being a filthy rrat-peddler.

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I hope the collab will be with Mumei

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>>68539515
>GURA'S nipples
>Clearly Gawr
C-colorblindchama...

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>>68539908
That's cool anon, except that I'm not peddling rrats, I am explicitly REFUTING rrats

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>>68540031
Gura and Gawr have the same body shape and both of them have perfect niplets

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Gura is going to announce her marriage with me

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>>68540194
And they are both Gabby

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>>68540050
love when gura explicitly gives permission

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dont do it

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>>68540393
oops

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>>68540393
You mean like this?

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>>68540442
>>68540524

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>>68540393

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>>68540549
I KNEW it, I KNEW this girl was a honeypotting fed, she was just too damn good to be true bros

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>>68540321
She was reading a chat comment in this soundpost

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Sex with a fembud.

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>Guramemoom collab soon

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>>68540673
Good George

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my sharg wife

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>>68540734
What was the comment? Or do you mean the chatter was the one who said it, and she was reading verbatim rather than answering

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fart shart

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>>68540944

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>>68540871
>Or do you mean the chatter was the one who said it, and she was reading verbatim rather than answering
Correct. She was literally just reading someones comment from chat.

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Gurass

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>>68541032
Smell check

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>>68541026
Based sharkbaiter

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>>68541032
SNIFFFFFFFF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPY3hk-W4Mg

Now gura is ryan gosling.

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>>68537398
gura is gawry

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>>68540275
Meds
Gabby is a whore with a pandemic cunny

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>>68540275
Retard

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>>68542611
>pandemic cunny
What exactly is this supposed to imply

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>>68540321
>>68540393
On my phone what’s it saying

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Gura is in love with me and our love shall prevail!

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>>68542989
Fuck it, I'm in a spoonfeeding mood today
>Soundpost 1: literally just the filename
>Soundpost 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BjvFIXb41Y&t=20s

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https://files.catbox.moe/9gu5ml.jpg

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https://youtu.be/hduFegZFzPc
Did we EVER learn what clock woman's question was at any point after this, or will we simply have to wallow in the mystery

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>>68543598
>censored
the twitter version is uncensored
https://twitter.com/Arrax00/status/1755664640854429940

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>>68540673
She's stinking up the thread

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>>68543416
So what you're telling us, is that LAN parties are Gura's biggest turn on
Good taste, sasuga zillennial shark

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>>68543990
That's meant to be visible light anon, as in she's "glowing"

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>>68543227
maybe I'm being schizo, but when Gura reads comments, do you check who sent the comment? sometimes I notice the same names often get read a lot.

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>>68543723
considering its spongebob related, probably "top half of a fish and bottom half of a man, or top half of a man and bottom half of a fish"

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>>68544404
also I've noticed she reads gray names a lot, way more than other girls
maybe cause they say stupid shit idk

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>>68544404
Sometimes, yeah
But don't take that as reassurance because I am picrel

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>>68544532

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>>68544404
of course your chances getting read get higher when you spam the chat. I only write when I have something to say and have gotten read

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>>68545546
true
sometimes it feels rough when you say a lot and get no response and then there are times when you say one thing and it gets read

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>>68545610
They do stealth read lots of comments when they are stuck in games. pretty sure Gura (and Mumei) have read mine when offered advice

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>>68543913
Ryonabud got to her...

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>>68545944

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She's so cute cute cute! I'm going to marry her! MARRY HER I TELL YOU!

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>>68546766
wtf is her problem?

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>>68547043
she's a child.

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>>68547150
Yeah, mine. Also my wife.

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>>68547150

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>>68546766

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I wonder if Gura knows that you can pet lootbugs and doretta

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>>68537398
why does gura do the hyperventilation thing

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Gura should do a song with Mumei, or do another song with Bae.

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Chumbuds... Is this really your oshi?

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>>68549062
Where did you find that picture
Those were supposed to be secret

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fat shark tails

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>>68549062
MOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>68549062
I should rub my dinogura's shiny bald head

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Gura worships feet

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ToT
https://files.catbox.moe/y0kecs.png

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>>68552516

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Child

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Does gura prefer her women with big butts or big boobs?

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>>68553796
Both, but if she can only pick one then boobs.

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I want to sexually bully this small feminine female idiot with my big masculine male penis
Not to the point of stealing her virtue, just enough to show her who's boss
Oh, yeah, I guess Gura's pretty cute too

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>>68553796
Yes

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>>68539084
>can we consider the rrat slain
I'd certainly say so, yes

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>>68555833
Bloop is all yours, leave my sharkwife alone though.

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Kuh-nee hort

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>>68552701
Would

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>68557846
I implore you read the thread.

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I want Gura to catch a cold, then fly over to Australia, then hock a fat infected lugie right down the back of my throat.

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Gura likes this

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>>68558505
when was the last time Gura liked Shion fanart on Twitter?

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>>68558639
Right before the divorce.

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>>68558639
Gura only likes Shion and Aqua for their sex appeal. Gurame is her wife.

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I should stop listening to lewd asmr while I'm trying to be productive.

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>>68562136
I should stop telling myself im gonna be productive then playing games instead.

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>>68562136
when I'm trying to be productive I put on the lofi girl or some other unintrustive music

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>>68562939
hi gura

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Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

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can somebody tell me what eels love

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it's cold and rainy
wish i had a gura to cuddle rn

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>>68563277
same desu

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Wife tomorrow, for real this time!

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I am actually unironically in love with her for real!

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>>68563277
i wish it was cold and rainy all the time fuck the sun

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>>68563619
i'll hold off on beating you up today

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>>68563619
not just wife but double wife

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>>68563861
you don't want to lose another finger? but I like chewing on them..

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>>68563966
Best place to sleep

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>>68564189
die bloop

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I'll miss most, if not all, of the members stream tomorrow...

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Gura and Gawr collab when?

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>>68565374
I'll tell Gura I love her for you

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>>68563864
We've had 2 double wife days already since she came back, she's really spoiling us.

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>>68565951
and 11 no wife days

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>>68566302
what do you mean? She's right here next to me.

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>>68543227
It doesn’t show the file name

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>>68566302
I think your math is off, she's been back for 15 days and we've had 5 stream days, 1/3 is a pretty good rate for that, and we've had member posts for 2 of the days she didn't stream.

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Kissu

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>>68544404
That’s because you’re a schizo looking for a pattern. Like this anon says >>68544800 she reads a lot of gray chats but realistically she just reads a lot of chats in general. You’re most likely to get read in chat than you are with a super unless it’s larger than $200. Really big ones make her self conscious like it would be disrespectful to not read that

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I'm a bit sad that the members stream will only be about 1-1.5 hours long, I'd rather spend more time with her than have a collab, but I'll still be happy to see her

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>>68562997
no dumbud its an aquarium. it has fish

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>>68566684
>1/3 is a pretty good rate
Advent gets more than twice that...

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I goomed too hard and now my balls hurt, Gura should take responsibility.

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>>68567998
Advent is also new and every gen's main responsibility in their first year or so is to stream as much as they can and farm a dedicated audience.

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>>68566684
11 days = 25th, 26th, 28th, 31th, 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th
Notice how they are already getting infrequent.

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>>68567998
but I don't want to watch Adventslop, I want to watch Gura.

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>>68568234
What the fuck are you doing gooming before a double Gura day? Even if's more like 1.5 Gura.

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>>68568398
It was yesterday, before the members post so I couldn't have known, they still hurt.

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>>68568464
Just stay off your dick until Valentines you'll be recovered by then.

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>>68567998
Nobody watches Advent.

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i love mershark gura

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no... the members stream is too early, if she does make it unarchived it's gover for me
surely someone is going to record it right?

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>>68567917
>implying women aren't fish
Have you forgotten who your oshi is
>>68568332
Notice how she has consistently communicated her upcoming plans for days in advance without going silent for any contiguous period of more than two days or so at the longest

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>>68568686
she said it may not be karaoke, that she has to make sure it's archived, since there will be an announcement. And of course someone will record it.

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>>68568332
>31th

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>>68568953
Forgive Gura, she came to the thread to shit-talk herself for a laugh and forgot to hide how bad she is with numbers

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>>68568647
I think she deserves biblical idolatry

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i assume the collab is Lethal Company?

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>>68570000
LC or Deep Rock is my guess, both are 4 players max unless you use mods

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>>68570000
She's been wanting a Deep Rock collab since she got back

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>>68570712
She also said she's planning a lethal company collab. It could be either.

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>>68570000
who is she playing with

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>>68572270
strong chance it's Ame, I heard Ina too but no source on that

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>>68572270
Me
Specifically with my penis

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pls let fauna be in the collabo

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If you want to masturbate at the same time as Gura will (sync mastrubate with your oshi), the watch this stream: https://youtu.be/_hgEam2doNo

Okayu is Guras fav girl, she will definitly be rubbin her taco to this streamxdyph

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>>68574343
this is true but I don't like masturbating to not gura

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>>68574343
I'm not cheating on Gura, you whore.

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>>68574343
For the members stream she had sex with us, but the public one just says she'll spoil us.

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What's it like to have Gooba as your older sister?

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>>68575718
Idk, ask her brother

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>>68575810
Friendly reminder that Guras brother once sent her a dick-pic! (it was when Among US teased the Gura siluette that looked like a D)

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>>68575718
Pros
>You get teased by shark brat every single day
Neutral (?)
>You will have a LOT of pent up sexual frustration towards your sister because of previously mentioned teasing
Cons
>You can't apply correction

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>>68576381
>You can't apply correction
I would just suggest that our family moves to Alabama, problem solved

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I found a cowboy hat in Palworld, I think Gura would like it.

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>>68568522
what's wrong with you guys? It takes me 24 hours at most to recover massive loads. I haven't missed a day gooming to Gura in 2 and a half years. I dunno how people NOT goom once a day or more when fucking Gura exists on this planet.

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>>68577154
Sex drives are highly individual and vary based on many things. It's best to not think about it.

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I have never goomed to Gura & never will, i don't get it, she seems to sweet to goom to

When i first was naked with my first girlfriend i felt like such an Ogre, i felt like a shithead for having the audacity to have an erection in the general vicinity of someone like her!

I have the same feeling towards gooba

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>>68577546
t.

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>>68577546
weird character

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>>68577546
sounds like you have low self-esteem

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>>68577546
Gay

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>>68577546
I can't goom to anyone but Gura, that would be cheating on her.

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>>68575303
It's not cheating if you whack it to gura whacking it to okayu.

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>>68577546
I kind of understand this. But this is also the exact reason I do goom to her. It is because she is so wonderful, that to not bust a nut is almost an insult to her godly perfection. I'm also an absolute pond scum ogre compared to her. Goom is all i'm good for.

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>>68578320
Woah! Too close!

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>>68578320
>>68578375
I want her even closer

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>>68578831
"You want me even closer" *om nom nom nom*

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>>68579752
I love origami butts! You know the butt that looks existent when they are standing up but as soon as they fold over then BAAAAAM their butt unfolds to a bus seat

Best type of buts, petite while standing, absolute wide load bent over <3

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Gura is a dumb tiny frail sweetheart that I will marry.

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>>68577546
>>68578293
Jesus (You) guys are fucking repulsively sad
Women don't like men who a) view them as goddesses and b) have no self-respect, you know. Be the confident, self-respecting chumbuds Gura would want you to be - for her sake, if not your own
Or, alternatively, develop just the right combination of mental illnesseses to guarantee that you will always have an inflated ego literally no matter what flaws you may have, like me

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>>68577154
Good combo

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>>68580065
Ah. You misunderstand. I do actually kick ass. I'm fucking awesome. It's just at the same time, I worship her. I worship her so I would be my best for her, be what she wants, dominant and firm. I'd also ryona the little brat when it's called for. Depends on my mood.

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>>68580333
>your picrel
H-holy

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>>68580333
to add to this, i do indeed see myself as ugly, but ugly doesn't matter to girls, why you think they love UB tags and monster tags and size difference. I dunno it's complicated lol.

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>>68580333
>>68580516
>Feels worthy to ryona and rape correct
>The goddess he worships
That's more like it anon, that's exactly the sort of unhinged, comedically overexaggerated self-assurance I was talking about
I fucking kneel

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I am going to make so many babies with Gura! We'll the biggest, happiest family anyone's ever seen!

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I want to worship Gura's feet

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>>68581874
based and same
these toes ain't gonna lick themselves after all

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>>68581947
I miss that soundpost

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>>68581947
>>68581992

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Have you decided what you would SC to Gura on members stream? Bonus point if you make her laugh.

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>>68582054
Weird, when did it die?

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>>68582128
a long time ago. it's for the best, it was doxxshit.

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>>68556566
You guys always say this. Call me a contrarian or whatever, but she'll do whatever for Valentine's because it's exactly what worked last year, and then dip just before Holofes for, I dunno, let's say 2 months.
Come back for 2 collabs on the same week
Leave again
Appear on a few lives here and there, but never retweet any of them for some reason
And then a month later have a sponsorship stream and her birthday.
And then she leaves again until sometime near Halloween.
If it doesn't happen I'll eat my words, but if it does I'll grudge post this down the line.

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>>68582221
this fucking brat. as if I wasn't fucking horny enough already. i'm gonna punch some drywall then fuck the hole in a minute.

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need goob

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>>68582337
that's not a winning attitude chumbud. Soldiers went to war and were away from their wives for longer than 5 months, but didn't give up hope. Has she not been cute as fuck the last few streams? Chin up and enjoy shark on val day.

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>>68582546
less than 24 hours

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Will Gura show us yet another one of her buttplugs on Valentines day like she did during Girls Talk?

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>>68582580
and when those soldiers came back broken from war, they found out their wives cheated on them and/or left them.

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>>68577154
Sometimes I goom up to 6 times a day, usually at least twice, I think I have a problem.

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>>68577776
Mahiro is best girlboy. Would.

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>>68582970
Meh. Pin them down on the ground, and fill them with babies. Everytime they cheat, punish them with more babies. And babies that don't have my luscious blonde hair or eyes or look like they're not mine, go into the bolognaise mince. Then i can laugh at her while she eats the fruit of her infidelity, then rape her at night, and she can cry herself to sleep while my sperm fertilizes yet another egg.

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>>68582922
She's going to show off her new clit vacuum, she's gunna pump it up to the size of a dick and fuck all her favorite cumbuds with it, me first.

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>>68583093
I just watch the anime pretending she's not a boy at all, and is just an awkward neet biological girl. This crazy mental gymnastics somehow worked and let me enjoy the show. Cos I fuckin hate tranny shit. All the show really does is show how good girl's lives in general are.

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it's gurover

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>>68583381
That's funny because you enjoyed it in reverse; the contrived gender drug plot is just an excuse to have an awkward neet girl experiencing femininity for the first time

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>>68583381
>Cos I fuckin hate tranny shit
So why do you watch Gura then?

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>>68583332
Those vacuum toys make girls cum so fucking hard. Like their cunts all puffed up look as silly as shit, but when you fuck them, holy shit. Who ever invented those was a genius. Gura, lets meet up, get you to use one of these. Get you all puffy. Then I'll fuck you silly and fill you with kids.

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I want to sexually bully and ryona this sweet little defenseless creature T u T

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>>68583381
Seems like you're just enjoying something you thought you wouldn't and then using weird roundabout logic to convince yourself you still dislike it even though you don't because you want to signal you're still part of the group that dislikes it even though you aren't cause your identity is wrapped up in being part of that group

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>>68583542
Trannies might like it, but they lose, cos all the show did was make me want to breed and have like 20 - 30 white babies. (with gura)

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>>68583728
you can't punch her in the womb till she cums right now.. she's sleeping.. :)

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>>68583739
nah i just like cunny...

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>>68583813
>she's sleeping
Gura sleeping? Newfag, sha hasent havent slept since august of 2020

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>>68582337
>muh grudgepost
Oh nyo I'm so scared
I for one won't be eating my words no matter what happens - your mom's pussy will do just fine, faggot

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>>68583212
Unironically based
Except for the uh, eating babies part
More to the point, we don't have any reason to think there's something analogous to Gura "cheating on us" - if anything I hope she does find a good man IRL, because genes as good as hers would be a shame to waste by waiting until she's a hag and only has old, stale autist-baby eggs to offer to the human race
Future generations deserve CGDCT as well, and the only way to guarantee that is for the cute girls of today to do their duty by being baby factories

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>>68584259
Oh no this retard is back.

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>>68584259
>a good man IRL
Thank you for calling me a good man.

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>>68584356
Boo, you fucking infertile tranny
Still have sand in your vagina over yesterday? I know how you can fix that - by removing the "imminent" from "imminent suicide statistic"

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>>68583381
I enjoyed it because I think forced gender change is hot.

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>>68584259
>I hope she does find a good man IRL
When the fuck are people gonna realize and stop living in denial that Gura is the most hyper lesbo mega gnarly pussylover of the entire Hololive? She has not a single straight gene in her body, not even bi...

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>>68584563
>Implying her wife, Ame, isn't a man

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>>68583920
Gura close those legs. Students are complaining that the hallways smell like fish.

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>>68584475
Surely you're not this much of an unironic incel.

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>>68584531
You should probably stop that and groom yourself into having a breeding fetish instead and breed tiny flat girls under 5 foot and fill them with babies. It's the right thing to do for your race.

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>>68584563
>most lesbo of Hololive
>when picrel exists
How new

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>>68584259
A lot of her genes are terrible though, they make her frail, weak in several ways, and unable to digest certain foods. Naturally my genes will rectify that, our children will be both strong, healthy and immensely cute

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>>68584563
When you finally let go of your cope that Gura is any way a lesbian.
It's like people don't know the gay for the pay schtick in Hololive anymore

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>>68584563
Just makes me want to impregnate her even more.

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>>68584734
>never scored
she literally had free indog royal pussy and flaked out

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>>68584563
Thanks for the post tourist.

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>>68584746
Strong blonde tall sons, and tiny flat loli daughters. Repopulate my nation. I'll also fertilize all of my daughter's first eggs. Them's the rules. Gura can hold their wrists and give them comforting kisses while I do it.

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>>68584734
Dude, check her room-mates content, well, you don't even have to to realize how freaking obvious her yuri bait is, she is probably the most straight of the entire EN branch

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>>68584850
she's all talk. She thinks she hates men, and doesn't realize what she truly desires (my cock). But she can't have it, because it belongs to my shark wife.

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>>68584696
>says "incel" unironically
>through his bluehair tranny tumblrina tears
>surely (You) are being ironic
If this is a LARP then I must say you are doing a fantastic job, the urge to stomp your empty little head in is almost as strong as for real trannies I'm unlucky enough to encounter out in the wild

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>>68584753
Dude, the ONLY reason a brother would be comfortable to send a dick-pic to his sister, the only reason is that the sister is mega lesbian...stop coping

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>>68585018
lmao retard

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Interesting conversations we're having tonight, chumbies
I'm not complaining by the way, please carry on

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FUCK, i am watching Mori, wtf have my life come to?? Hate that she have started talking like people talk to toddlers, but still, she is actually a very underrated artist, she is really good at drawing!

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All this pregnancy talk makes want to breed gura missionary only.

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>>68585018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4tOvYBw_sw
>the "dick pic" in question
The lesbo rrat is nothing but slander and wishful thinking for self-hating spiteful mutants who wish to see the extinction of their own race

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>>68585098
Okay, so please do tell, what other reasons are there?

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>>68584746
>Her weak faggy genes would cancel out my Irish muscle building genes.
>Her sub-optimal intelligence would cancel out my math-based intellect.
>Catch cold once every 5 years. She catches a cold every month.
This is why I wouldn't breed her and use her only as an outlet for my lust. There's no way I'm being a dad to a bunch of potatoes.
Gura is perfect for rough, violent sex, not for breeding.

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real subhuman hours

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>>68585171
It's obvious you don't have siblings or even friends. Im not humoring a retard like you. retard.

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>>68585182
not sure if it's a tourist or the one faggot invented a new character to spam.

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>>68585142
Get in line
>>68585176
>focuses on the negative traits
>disregards the positive traits that make her a suitable object for lust in the first place
Sasuga Fenian

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>>68585256
It's the normal threadshitter and the retarded pol aussie both posting at the same time.

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>>68585227
Always the same excuse when people don't have any arguments or just autopiloting their response!

Freaking zombie lemmings should be aborted from the internet, just a useless waste of electricity

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>>68585344
The irony of this post

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>>68585307
>He thinks I'm an Aussie
Glad to hear the /pol/acks still live rent-free in your head though, I was worried the schizophrenia might have left your creativity intact

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Time to watch The Witch and the Beast.

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On account of the fact that retarded arguments are not actually fun to read, please refrain from having them. Thank you.

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>>68585422
I motivated my post, your shitstain in your pants would be a better opinion than your lobotomated brain spastically trying to bridge some none functioning neurons!

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>>68585445
There is a very obvious pol faggot that brags about being Australian all the fucking time. Doesn't matter if you're actually him or not, you're just as retarded for constantly spamming off topic shit in these threads.

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>>68585182
Of course - after all, (You)'re here
>>68585528
>off-topic shit
How the fuck is breeding Gura off-topic for a Gawr Gura thread, you drooling simian SEAcreature?

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Imagine Laplus, Shion, Gura and Biboo performing Loli God

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>>68585482
Speak for yourself

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>>68585307
nah it's not me ya fuckin poofter, i'm breedposting right now. And I have an extremely fertile shark whose blushing little puffy lips need immediate breeding. I'll fill her with daughters.

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>>68585684
Oh god why did you have to ruin it with the peepsqueek Biboo?

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>>68585694
Still would
>>68585721
Give me (You) and Gura's daughters, I promise to treat them right

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I haven't been here all day. Do we know or have any guesses what the collab might be after the member stream?

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>>68585833
The two main guesses I've seen /here/ and in the Teamates' thread are DRG and LC
Both of which I'd be fine with personally

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Glad to see Gura being active, and still being my wife, has brought the retards out again.

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>>68585833
Gurame DRG, 100%
watch streams

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>>68585528
Rent free and seethe cunt. My off topic shit is comfy as fuck and you love it. Just like Gura loves my big Australian dick.

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>>68585956
It's more like 70%. It could be LC.

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Is are am there an aggregated list of Gura appearances on other channels than her own?

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>>68585956
I'm not watching Ame, retard.

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>>68586097
holodex collabs tab is the closest thing that exists to what you're asking for

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>>68585956
did ame actually confirm it today? timestamp?

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>>68585897
>TWO blue-eyed, light-haired Aryan bombshells
>The one embodying ripe, youthful, newly-fertile innocence
>The other, the complementary virtues of a full feminine figure and optimal breeding health
The things I would give, lads

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>>68585528
>brags about being Australian
Aren't those fags trying to ban cunny and porn in general? Why would anyone brag about that?

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>>68586274
so you lay down on it and you do it some more

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>>68586429
In my experience Australians can be pretty cool, but holy fuck their state is easily the single most warped abomination of the entirety of the Anglosphere on a fundmental level, even moreso than Canada
Tragically, their war on cunny would be just the latest in a long line of reasons not to brag about living in the once-and-forever prison colony - shit, remember lockdowns?
I'm glad that Gura wouldn't have had to deal with anything quite *that* autistic though it does make me feel extra sorry for Bae

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I wish the collab would be another round of Gura's Big Brain Games, i really liked it & seeing Gura roleplay in her schoolgirl tard outfit would make my twig wiggle

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>>68586429
cos their faggot nanny state laws haven't stopped me acquiring copious amounts of loli merch, loli porn, dolls, figurines, nor have their faggot nanny state laws stopped me throwing romans at the pigs. Would a law stop YOU from gooming to Gura's gorgeous little cunny? Keep ya nose clean and they can't do shit.

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>>68586853
She'll get around to it eventually. Have faith.

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>>68586871
>Throwing Romans at the pigs
Based psychobud, forgive me for saying that I admire you for being so radiant and bright
One might even say that you... glow, perhaps even in the dark

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>>68586019
>>68585956
Didn't Gura herself say she was getting a LC collab together for early this month?

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>>68587047
Oyasame

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>>68587047
sleep tight buddy

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>>68587047
sharkdreams

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>>68586745
:)-:-<
By our laws, this representation of a flat girl with her nipples and cunny out, this is literal CP/CSAM. Just nuke us, so I can step in, throw a beer hall putsch, and take over the country, kick them out and send em to madagascar like the original plan said. There they can do all the baby dick mutilation they want. And I will make Gura my queen. All will bow to her flat chest and puffy cunny and despair.

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Okaerinasai

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>>68587301
>memory triggered
>boner activated

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Stop being so outrageously horny for MY wife or I'll bonk you real good.

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>>68587215
>Just nuke us
Disturbingly, this is not the only time in the last year or so that I have had a non-American friend of mine explicitly call for me and my fellow Yanks to engage in military action against their country
The other time was when Queen Lizzo died and her demonic pedophile puppet son Charles ascended to the throne, which caused him to start blackpilling and begging for "mutts to invade"
I am sincerely sorry things have gotten this bad, fellow Anglobuds
>>68587301
Few things cozier in this life than a cute sharkgirl calling you Goshujinsama

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>>68587047
goob morning

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>>68587047
Oyasame

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>>68587521
Your country in the anglosphere is the most in need of cleansing fire out of all of us. Just like how Gura's cunny needs to be spread and experience the cleansing fire of my tongue. I also like how your halls of congress have fasces in them, showing the political destiny of your nation, for when i take charge. Just like how the destiny of Gura's womb is to be filled with my offspring.

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>>68587932
>The most in need of cleansing fire out of all of us
I agree - but only because I still think we have something left to save, unlike say Britbongistan
That something left to save being, appropriately enough, embodied by Gura
And while the fasces in the halls of congress (not to mention grasped in the Lincoln statue's hand at his faggoty memorial, rumao) may indeed signify America's inevitable future as a kind of Victorian Neo-Byzantium, it just as much signifies my enormous schlong impregnating Gura's tight little shark cunny with horrid human/shark/shrimp abominations

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Girls are so weird looking, where the penis should have been there is just a big open gaping flesh wound with floppy bits! WTF is up with that?

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>>68588911
God has a strange sense of humor

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I'm so excited to see my shark wife tomorrow, chumbies.

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>>68541025
>*Le touché*

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>>68589872
Oy! Don't touch that school girl!

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This is what gura would look like irl

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>>68589907
Is shark wife. Please understand

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>>68589952
she's so tiny, I could actually lift her with one hand T u T