/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that your favorite is, in all likelihood, a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

That's what I'm hoping for anon

[Anonymous No.]

she's bi, but nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

I know, she has said it many times and is currently in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
OH NO NO NO HOLOBROS SHES HAVING SEX WITH OLD WOMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
thats the good outcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
As God intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Nothing a good dicking can't cure

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Lesbians don't exist. All women crave a strong, masculine body and a meaty cock. That's why lesbians are all butch; they have to act and look like men to attract a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi talks openly about her love of teenage anime boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
>Pekora is gay
>she just isn't into Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>6847608
Femme x femme couples exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
I doubt it, but she's probably dying alone due to the absurd standards she's set for herself because of 2D, just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
she loves short yellow men too much, and kiara scares away any dyke feelings she has

[Anonymous No.]

>>6847878
She's going to end up married to Toko and sharing a pile of 37 bodypillows to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

The problem is Hololive attracts women who have comedic talent, and pretty much all funny women are dykes. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that gay, bi or straight you have no chance with your oshi, so giving a fuck about this is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849071
>all funny women are dykes
most women aren't funny, but of all the women I've met, dykes have the absolute worst sense of "humor" if you can even call it that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849238
I didn't mean to imply all lesbians are funny, anon. But if you can think successful female comedians, they're pretty much all lesbians. Who isn't? Rita Rudner, maybe? Phyllis Diller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849292
>successful female comedians
>funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849347
I guess if you just want to be a cynical asshole you can just say all female comics do is make jokes about their periods and whatever, but it's not the case. Anyways I am not interested in getting into another 4chan style "implying anything is good" argument. The fact remains that lesbians are statistically overrepresented in the world of comedy, and this also carries over to Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849394
There are no lesbians in hololive with maybe one exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849154
I just really hate /u/fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849394
You're full of baloney. Instead of comparing Hololive to people like Ellen degeneres and idiots like them it would be more fair to compare vtubers to regular twitch streamer girls. Even that comparison is inherently flawed due to the nature of vtubing. There isn't really anything to compare with the girls in Hololive, so trying to do
>X is A and Y is like X so Y must be A
doesn't work.
The vast majority of Hololive girls are straight girls who are NEETs and have some sort of mental problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849428
Here comes the weird inside meme you can only see on /vt/. I think some newfags might even take it seriously since it's been repeated so much by a few dedicated autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849629
Do I need to explain to you what yuribaiting is, newfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Only until she graduates and suddenly decides to marry me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
That's alright.
Women are lesser than men so I don't feel threatened when my oshi flirts with another girl. On the other hand, even when someone like Connor is into the equation that's fine because he's white and I can self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6847608
have you seen Rushias "boyfriend"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849686
Please tell me you're just pretending to be that one desperate virgin who keeps saying "its just bait11!" to cope. Those people don't exist anymore... do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Not when I'm done with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849872
If any other agency like Nijisanji acted like this I would believe it, but Hololive is an idol company, idol companies yuribait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6849935
nijisanji have openly lesbian pair and all kinds of attack helicopters much more than is statistically normal in society... they're also mostly recruited from the same base as hololive which is old NND streamers so I can't see why wouldn't "idol company" attract even more weirdos confused about their sexuality or gender it's not like it was the only game in town back in the day or the top company to make it big as a chuuba before like the second half of 2020 when they arguably passed niji and upd8 was in agony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6850253
I'll concede that maybe some of them are bisexual, but that's nothing a good dicking can't fix

[Anonymous No.]

The holos do what they find enjoyable, which include a lot of random stuff. No, there's no agenda from their agency. No, they are not gonna magically fall for your virgin dick if you call them pretending. You are the reason why they don't like guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6850959
>they don't like guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Im aware. I drop any chuuba that yuribaits, i dropped Irys last week cause of it. I have dropped Kiara, i dropped Korone, i dropped Finana, i might drop Gura if i see too serious of a yurishit moment but im willing to watch more streams and see where it goes. I only watch Kana and Ayunda now, and i have zero problems with dropping them if they show yurishit. There is a sea of indies chuubas, they aren't unique, they entertainment and GFE delusions, but they are not important beyond that.

There are vtubers debuting daily, there no shortage of them, i don't have to out up with yurishit. Did the same to my Instagram page a while back, see some egirl i follow hinting at yurishit, i unfollow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
My oshi is very likely straight and thus not into me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6851048
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Lesbians don't exist. They just haven't gotten good enough dick yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
>Imagine being so soft-brained you fall for yuribait.
Nigga, the only reason why you see so much yuribait is because it gets pps hard and u/fags are willing to pay unlike most of the fandom.
That explains why cucks, trannies, and the sonic fanbase get so much "love" in that order.

>>6851048
Kiara deserves all the hate. Finana is trying to hard.

[Anonymous No.]

My fav has just cummed from a doujin I recomended her. She is a huge shotacon, so im still liking my chances

[Anonymous No.]

We know about plenty of Hololivers have or have had boyfriends/husbands or have shown sexual interest in men like Rushia, Coco, Ayame, Korone, Marine, Watame, Fubuki, Amelia, Matsuri, Azki, Suisei, Azki... Just do your reps. In doxx central /jp/ they would laugh at you for saying this.

And if you say: bwaaah, that's pandering to the audience, i could say the same to you the other way around. There's not much more you can say about it really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6851910
>shows interest in men
>unwilling, once in a hundred streams, obviously faking
>shows interest in girls
>every given chance, happy and sharing the love with fans
Girls become vtubers because they like otaku culture. Otaku culture is about cute girls. Do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852058
cope and go back
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi has kissed Matsuri, slept with multiple other Holos and in my opinion should date Choco because they are cute together

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>>6852097

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>>6846526
>your favorite is, in all likelihood, a lesbian.
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852169
Not when I'm through with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>6847494
>>6847608
>>6850676
>>6851204
are you ok anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852204
Quit projecting. You're weirdly obsessed with them being gay when there's pretty clear evidence they're not if you would just quit being a lazy faggot and do your roommate reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852058
If you're just avoiding the part of "they had boyfriends in the past or are literally married to a dude" i'm not going to bother with you. Have fun with your fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852268
>they had boyfriends in the past or are literally married to a dude
>unironically think /hlg/ memes from unverified schizo ***doxx*** that any anon can make up are legit arguments
It's just embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852388
My sources are the jap dox sites, which source their roommate's twitter or some other social media

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
sincerely hope these two have gentle romp

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852462
They will, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852442
Ah yes, the japanese doxx sites that claim that Korone went on hiatus in 2012 because she was getting married and came back in 2014 because she was divorced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852557
I just said that they sourced their roommate's twitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852204
He's mad that one of the lesbians he went for was an actual, true lesbian with no interest in men whatsoever. Went for a 6 on the Kinsey scale, got rejected hard, and now spends his time trying to convince us that he in fact did not get owned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852557
makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852388
Is this made up too?
https://tokyogirlsupdate.com/kson-streamer-niconico-201805138587.html
"– Is there anything particular that you like to do when you have some time off aside from gaming? Like, going out with your boyfriend?

Kson- Well, I’m “Comyu shou” which is Japanese slang to point out the low communication skill, and my boyfriend is SEGA! So, we stay at home and play games all day."

I'm not going to give your more time searching for others. If you actually cared you would just go to warosu and find it out about the names i lised like a normal person instead of baiting yous in a thread

[Anonymous No.]

the only better thing than knowing this is having it all on camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Straight women don't exist. All women crave a slender, feminine body and a munchy carpet. That's why lesbians are all cute; they have to act and look like a woman to attract a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852674
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852249
>b-but muh doxx
You thought of projecting because it's exactly what you're doing, you are so obsessed with their sexuality that you're trying to present completely unreliable information anyone can put online as evidence. It's just sad when you would go as far as to celebrate them having boyfriends because you think it means you have a chance.
>>6852648
Yes, the same person who said she doesn't care about gender. You're trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852839
just go back to twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526

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>>6852870
>just go back to twitter
>go back to where he bases all his doxx "evidence" from
Are you okay, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852919
The evidence is from their actual twitter retard. Also it's funny how you just ignore >>6852648

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852839
The only person obssesed is OP. We wouldn't reply to this if there wasn't the same fucking schizos every single day mentioning this and getting involved in almost every thread possible about how every relationship they have is some sort of lesbian orgy because they like to jack off to it.

>Yes, the same person who said she doesn't care about gender.

Which means she isn't a lesbian. the end.

[Anonymous No.]

Just ignore the thread. This /u/schizo has made this same thread multiple times and anytime someone mentions the holos sexuality he emerges from his fucking manhole to insist that they're all gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852889
miko is probably the only lesbian in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852249
I'm not saying they don't like men, I'm just flagging the fact that you really think lesbians don't exist lol
>>6852612
yeah, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853157
are miko and matsuri both fighting to win haachama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852967
>pointing to the same person who said she doesnt care about gender and wears rainbow shirt
>this is the best anon has
>"THEY ARE ALL STRAIGHT JUST BELIEVE ME"
Yep, I'm out.
>>6853099
>does the exact opposite
>doesnt realize nobody has said that and it's only him being a schizo retard replying to every single post asserting they are all straight
>"ignore the thread, it's the /u/schizo" as his last resort
Actually peak comedy. I'm gonna be honest with you anon, I feel physically ill trying to sympathize with you and it's not even surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
Oh please, there's probably ten of them at most that are actually into girls. We all know they just play it up because it's good for business. Some might be starved for affection too but I doubt most of them would consider dating or actually sleeping with a girl. And even the ones that would probably aren't outright lesbians.

[Lanomymous No.]

>>6853157
flare??

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852595
Bullshit, the only source for Korone is a transcript (not even a screenshot) of an undated and conveniently unarchived blog post (never mind that the rest of her blog is viewable on the wayback machine).

I don't know why people treat jp sites like they are the fucking ghospel when most of it is speculation from random, often out of context, tweets. Hell, it's so fucking stupid that one of the most famous sites has a random tweet from Aki's roomate talking about her cat as "proof" that she's married with children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853196
miko wants to sex every holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853253
>it's only him being a schizo retard replying to every single post asserting they are all straight
that's exactly what you're doing except you reply to every post and assert that they're gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>6851910
>Suisei
She's idol otaku and very busy irl. She's not touching any dick probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853396
>gets called out for being a desperate retard saying they are all straight
>noooo its you
Are you actually just low IQ? Did you think what you said served any point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853419
Thank the heavens I almost had a panick attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853419
she's touching mine every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853453
>>6853463
anons she literally stated multiple times on streams that she is still a hugless kissless handholdless virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853451
You're right, I just though about it some more and I think they are all gay! Good job anon, you won!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853489
She lied. We're conceiving a child right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6852648
Funny that you bring up Cocoson when she hasn't had a boyfriend ever since highschool and has been quite outspoken on her views about men and relationships both as Coc and kson, but you obviously don't watch vtubers and just read google translations of summaries of 5ch narratives so you can "btfo the /u/schizos"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853518
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
The only gay one is me, now let's kiss

[Anonymous No.]

Anemachi is actually Suisei's gf and they are on a movie date today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853568
Whenever Suisei mentions Anemachi she's talking about me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853527
>no argument
D E S P E R A T E

[Anonymous No.]

So… are people just fetishizing the "girls doing girly things" as lesbianism? This shit is legit predatory and autistic. Yeah yeah, Cover just specifically recruits lesbians haha yeah bro. Do you understand how delusional that sounds? it’s clear they are just not allowed to express much interest in men because japdogs are schizos who will stalk them and harass them for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853493
what is flare doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853625
Sucking Marine's massive futa cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853600
Last night kson had an argument with my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853622
First of all, you don't even watch vtubers. Second of all, go back.

Oh wait, I just fell for it didnt I

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853622
>Cover just specifically recruits lesbians haha yeah bro
YAGOO is a saviorfag so it is possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853680
Yes, the characters on screen just show you their real relationships. It’s not a game, it’s not an act, it’s all real. And when Nene says you’re her husband it’s real too. You cracked the code bro. They are all fucking lesbos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853680
nigga why are you so obsessed with this? If you want to think they're all lesbians it's fine by me, but why must you make a thread about this every couple days? Don't you have anything better to do?

[Anonymous No.]

Cover hires lesbians exclusively because they can't afford them getting boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853599
so you're a big booba qt3.14 that looks exactly like suisei? i mean if you are do you want to trade line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853728
Sorry I'm in a committed relationship with Suisei, I'll send you videos though if you superchat Suisei 500,000 yen every time she streams

[Anonymous No.]

ayame, towa and ollie are all datesluts tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853714
I didn't make the thread but I'll make any thread whenever I feel like it.
>Don't you have anything better to do
where do you think you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853702
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853718
cover bans them from having any relationships, but in order to alleviate their sexual tension cover employs 10/10 chads as sex slaves for the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853798
leaked photo of the chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853798
which holo do you think is abusive to the slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853961
Miko, she hates how much she loves his cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853979
miko is a pure-blooded lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

>>6854068
which is why she hates how much she likes it

[Anonymous No.]

based

[Anonymous No.]

>>6854068
She loves cocks though

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
So what? I'm not watching her as a proxy for dating her. I'm watching her because I'm entertained by her. That said on the subject of her being a lesbian, I do think it would be nice if there was more lesbian incest fan art.

[Anonymous No.]

Noel is at best prison gay because of a complete lack of boyfriends in her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
anon i can't have sex with a 2d anime girl, it doesn't matter either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>6846526
I'm fine with this, considering that males are the orcs of the human world and deserve nothing contempt and castration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6853253
>>6853396
Can you two get a room and fuck or something? I'm tired of you flirting in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>6855118
Skip to around 1:40.
Noel talking about how she likes the gravure of the singer of the song. The song is from the 80s, this means she tracked down 80s gravure. According to the gravure thread on /jp/ that isn't easy. She is very gay and horny.
https://streamable.com/qn03g4
She also spends absurd amounts of money on naked and semi-naked pictures of beautiful women on fantia. She is very gay.