/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Laid-back Edition

Last thread: >>68356443
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375653
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375703
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375653
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375703
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375703
amen

[Anonymous No.]

Looking forward to the Birthday Rex

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Delayon

[Anonymous No.]

PETIT RED MAN YURI TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEN4Y94Kiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEN4Y94Kiw

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375790
EVERYBODY BUY THE MERCH!!
Another pic for you shillanon chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>68377654
>not listed for sale yet
NEXT TWO WEEKS GO SOONER RAAAAAAHHHH I WANT SHINYSPICY MERCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>68376566
will he act like an incel coomer when playing it? probably yes

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>>68377819
this is the most dangerous thing I've seen in this general

[Anonymous No.]

I need to rewatch the vod, I think my pilot skipped my one-year milestone and thanked the green milestones after... Flayon hates me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68378096
Shouldn't have acted out. Flayon no longer acknowledges you as one of his roons. You're no better than a greyname outsider to him now.

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>>68378096
all of the boys have spoken before about the chat logger they have often missing menshi (sometimes it'll be in chat but not in the top bar, sometimes they just don't see it on their end) and often flayon misses things completely if the timer bar runs out before he looks at it. send an orange sc or above if you want guaranteed attention (t. had to do this for bettel in his debut era)

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>flayon judging the coomers in-game for how shameless they are and glad he's not like that.
pot calling the kettle black, lol?

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>>68376566
i was going to say Flayon should play an actual yuri game but i know he'd be such a weirdo about it....

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[Anonymous No.]

free menshis in flayon's chat now

[Anonymous No.]

i LOVE my brother husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>68379092
GIVE ME SOME OF THAT!

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit, just say thank you, you tiny retarded fuck. there's no need to moralfag lecture on a goddamned menshi train

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>>68379221
he does this all the time anon, it's way of pretending to have boundaries with chat. if you just say the filmiest "remember no parasocial" speech while being a clingy fuck it cancels out like saying no homo before you kiss your homie.

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>>68379221
is that a thing he does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68375703
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>68379221
>>68379390
Wait, how did he manage to spin a menshi train into a "parasocial bad" lecture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68379458
Flayon is constantly trying to give out advice on *everything*. Even if he's already said it a thousand times before, even if it's most basic advice an adult would already know.

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>>68379597
Is there an app that makes these?

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>>68379764
>mmmmmm only join in if you want to uwu dont feel pressured okaaaay! you don't have to give a gift back just because you get one, don't let people pressure you into being transactional~~ i'm not a transactional person myself~ always put your own comfort first ok??

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is the most parasocial with his fanbase by far but I love him all the same.

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>>68379808
>even if it's most basic advice an adult would already know.
I think his thought process on that is that he's seen plenty of morons who are that bad so he thinks it needs repeated

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so excited for goldfish
Isp-san please play nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>68379953
yea its pretty funny how stubborn he can be with accepting any affection from his fans, despite how much he plays into what they want

[Anonymous No.]

I actually thought Flay was farther along in JP reading skill than Ruze.

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>>68380247
Jutard is unironically the furthest along from the dekinai's, he was pretty quick to read and respond basic hiragana in menshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>68380247
It's really weird how deep into otaku type stuff he is without having at least a grasp on hiragana and katakana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68380247
reading and understanding are two different things

[Anonymous No.]

MAMA BACKSHOTS TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3XhwXSqdxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3XhwXSqdxQ

AUNTIE BACKSHOTS TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21hYJbASoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21hYJbASoo

[Anonymous No.]

Is this game actually spooky or is it like Lethal Company where it's more silly

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>>68380247
Reminder that Flay actually wanted to play all of Tsukihime on stream in Japanese live translating all the text himself
God that sounds so tedious and abysmal

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>>68380247
>>68380335
you'd be surprised how many hardcore weebs don't know a lick of written JP. but im surprised who was interested in VNs as a teen so at least try to teach himself even a little more than that.

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>>68380335
Yeah he and I seemed to both get deep into VNs way back in the early days of few fantranslations. I ended up teaching myself to read JP for them so I kinda assumed he might've done similar.

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>>68380312
Yeah, his pure weeb passion puts him ahead of most of them. Although he thought someone writing "ganbarouze" said something about Ruze

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>>68380437
OjixOji UOHHHH

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>>68380794
That's fair desu, ganbatte is more widely used than ganbare amongst weebs who don't know the difference, conjugating and tenses like that will come later

[Anonymous No.]

that buzzing noise oh god

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious to see what the mommy x auntie dynamic will be like

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>>68380980
it's feeling very "two coworkers awkwardly to make small talk during dead hours rn" right now ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah sorry Shinri I can't with this stream. I wish they chose a better game to have their first collab with.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri did not activate his almonds

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon is talking about rrats and twitter drama

[Anonymous No.]

I unfortunately can't listen to GB talk. Sorry, Shinri...

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is so awkward...

[Anonymous No.]

>gibby sidesteps the black spaghetti monster and runs away to let shinri die
>gibby locks himself in the office and lets shinri die outside to zippermouth
kek

[Anonymous No.]

GB sounds so sassy next to Shinri. And Shinri stands like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68381459
>twitter drama
What drama?

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>>68381592
With Shinri, having a good collab partner that he can bounce off of so that he can show his wit is essential. GB unfortunately is the most room-temperature water collab partner you could have, he's mostly good at reacting to others/things in-game so he suffers in a mostly empty game like this.

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>>68381811
I will not let you slander room temperature water like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68381785
Nothing in particular. Just the concept in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>68381785
someone asked him "What do you think of menheras?" and went on a rant about it. The way he was talking about it in specific almost made me question if he had a certain one in mind....

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>>68381919
My bad, room-temp hits when you're tired. GB is like unsalted crackers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68381996
>>68381811
I'm really glad someone else feels the way I do about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68381811
>>68381919
>>68381996
You don't have to insult him. He's a blast with literally anyone from armis that can match his energy and lead him on. These two are just unmeshable

[Anonymous No.]

>I feel like I'm on a field trip with my dad
no... not again

[Anonymous No.]

>>68381621
>gibby's wide ass blocks the tiny hallway and shinri dies to zippermouth
>fatboy can't run fast enough and dies too

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri and GB's streams are like night and day visually

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>>68382228
I'm not necessarily hating on him, he's just basic and that's not bad. Like adding a spice that adds color but no flavor to a dish, it adds to the dish in a different way. Having that can be really essential in certain situations.(The balance that is Tavi/Ruze/Jurard's strong personalites could've been easily thrown off by a 4th strong personality, but some like GB being added as a neutral aspect rounds ARMIS out.)

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>>68382532
holy shit I just checked GB's, why are they so huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>68382228
GOLD MAN BAD

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>>68382228
I feel like people are jumping the gun. Isn't Shinri just normally this awkward with people outside of Tempus?

[Anonymous No.]

Well the collab isn't for me, but I'm glad Shinri's internet is working enough to let him stream.
I wonder if his usual timeslot is when it starts acting up worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68382228
I wasn't insulting Goldbullet. I was defending the integrity of room temperature water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68382629
not if has altare with him

[Anonymous No.]

>It's so big?! Who is it for?
>Probably for the big boys!

They're so gay I love goldfish

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>>68382629
It took him a while to warm up to collabs. Right now he's kind of in his neutral mode of trying to keep things on the rails, explore lore and complete the game, which is boring in duos desu. He since abandoned mother henning for VG and just wheezes and cackles while they cause chaos, and has gotten into performing his own high energy mischief when he's with leader. I'm sure given time he could get into being more entertaining with Armis, but it will take a bit for them to mesh and bounce off each other.

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>>68382590
gibbie knows what the people want to see (tetas)

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>>68382629
>>68382934
did everyone memoryhole the Great Penguin Heist Collab?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68382934
I think he'd do the best with Jurard, honestly. Jurard is chatty enough to constantly make conversation, and the big reactions he does would create some bigger moments. Lol, it might really tire Shinri out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>I DIED
>...yyeahh...
Kek

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>>68383230
I went deaf from the supersonic Jutard and Flayon assault and tabbed out after the first 40 minutes, never went back for the VOD. Also a 10-man collab is much different than one on one.

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saw ruze's recent members community post, for the love of god please stick to it.

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>>68383351
What???????? are you talking about, neither of them are in the collab I'm talking about. It was a Hakka, Ruze, Goldie, and Shinri collab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4ccg-i6c8&t=5s

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>>68383351
Anon... read that post again
Although I agree a four person collab is still different enough than a one on one

[Anonymous No.]

>>68383351
anon... penguin heist was goldfish with ruze and hakka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKGuM64Mx2k

[Anonymous No.]

>>68383559
>>68383577
kek, i guess i did memory hole it and replace with party animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68383434
He's currently the one (aside from Hakka, who supposedly has a private tutor) I'm believing to become a decent level of jouzu, trust in the plan.

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>>68383230
I feel like bigger group collabs are a different case. He was pretty awkward with Ruze. He was pretty silent at first with the Barbie watchalong too, though I don't think it helped that he was super tired too. I just think he needs some time to warm up in smaller collabs.

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>>68380794
He can't stop thinking about Ruze pls understand

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HAKKA LLEVANDO LAS HAKKITOS DE REGRESO A LA GRANJA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaEgjWUmL6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaEgjWUmL6o

[Anonymous No.]

COWBOY(GIRL) ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaEgjWUmL6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaEgjWUmL6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaEgjWUmL6o

[Anonymous No.]

listening to two deep voices are doing things to me

t. bara enjoyer

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>>68384348
GB sounds too much like a gay best friend stereotype to do anything for me

[Anonymous No.]

why hakkitos ourple?

[Anonymous No.]

Does Cover have to hit a bi guy quota per Holostars gen or something?

[Anonymous No.]

The tradition continues

[Anonymous No.]

>>68384740
Of....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68384826
These iconic birthday graphics

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>>68384740
kek
exactly the same, literally just changed it from blue to red

[Anonymous No.]

GB doesn't like dark chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>68384740
BIRTHDAY REX

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385070
at least Altare got the !

[Anonymous No.]

Pisskois...

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>flayon wants to make video essay lectures about how all of his fave VNs and jrpgs are well written and have incredibly deep complex characterization
please mane-san keep the perms away from him

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385194
>Gee Altare, how come your manager let's you have TWO exclamation points?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385343
Come on Cover, South Elysium can't have shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385194
but Jurard got two emojis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385112
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Hakka to suck ass at rhythm games! It's gonna be great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68384740
Wow cant wait for ernoul and co. to shit their pants over this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385650
imagine not having them blocked

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385697
I can only block so many hololivefans. Ive blocked dozens but more always seem to crawl out from somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385650
>interacting with stars posts on any of the hololive-centric social media platforms
you deserve it

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385921
their comments are usually pushed to the bottom anyway so at that point if you still see them it's a (You) problem for actively seeking those schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385944
Isn't this a hololive-centric social media platform...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386208
But anon they NEED to shitpost about le ebil holofags

[Anonymous No.]

>My pussy in bio
Hakka is a woman...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386294
Its holopro en so its for both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/vstream_en/status/1755033636959916422

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386402
Yes, she is my daughter, glad she is finally coming around to accepting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386294
I hate that this term has been expanded to meaninglessness almost as much as I hate social media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386583
I don't know who this artist is, but I can sense that they've drawn Sonic porn before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
SEX WITH ORANGE MEN

[Anonymous No.]

ONE
ONE STACK OF BOOKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
Unexpected orange men unity

[Anonymous No.]

THEY WASTED SO MUCH TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
wait am I dumb, who's the 3rd one

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386858
Vesper, can't you see the black silhouette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
Who do you think the 3rd one is

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri ranting about game design
>GB laughing his ass off
kek

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>>68386313
Fuck off back to your general tranny

>>68386208
They're not? I see them often in the middle when Im scrolling through.

>>68385944
Forgive me for wanting to comment on and share holostar posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386583
Well raise your daughter better, she's shouting about her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

BIRTHDAY REX

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385321
it'll be cringe and funny. let him do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386858
TBD, but most likely just gonna be altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386660
its the artist that used to draw a lot of altnowa porn in the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387016
Sorry anon, but i have lost all control, i love her too much to discipline her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68386566
Does this mean they haven't found a 3rd player?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387100
handsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385070
>>68384740
>>68385194
>>68385343
i love this stupid rivalry

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387317
I bet it was supposed to be Altare but he had to leave because of his 3D Showcase, considering the tournament is gonna be on the 10th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387405
Oh you're right. rpr maybe?

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>>68385343
actually he has 3, including the one ON the picture, they just don't do it like they used to huh

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>>68385321
>>68387129
Given Flay's existing rants, it would be so utterly "14-year old discovering basic narrative devices"-core. He's just gonna get mocked online by people who are smarter/eloquent than him, lol.

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>>68387405
It's gonna be notselen

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>>68387402
>stupid rivalry
This is some MANLY rivalry, its not stupid okay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387761
Fuck off tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>Portuguese speaking Hakkito learned Spanish to an understandable (but not perfect) level for Hakka
I mean it's cute and all but his main content is in English

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https://twitter.com/shaapteeth/status/1754942167821517003
banchou cursor

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>Enter Puppetman in chat

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>>68387899
nothing wrong with wanting to listen to ES zatsu when they occasionally happen.

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>>68387627
As much as I want Flayon to be verbally and physically abused by random internet strangers, doing his gay little rambles in a menshi might be good for em so his takes don't escape the target demographic

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>>68387899
understanding spanish is fairly easy for portuguese speakers, even if the opposite is not true.

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>>68387761
It probably was going to be either purple dragon or altare but plans... changed

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>>68387899
If the point was to interact with Hakka, BR->ES is the shortest path.

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>Moth Jelly
What the hell is that even.

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>>68387405
>I bet it was supposed to be Altare
Lol, that's what I was assuming the second I saw Shinri taking part. The universe seems to be refusing to let him have any leader time now that Altare is in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/FangzDangerzone/status/1754983230065852481/photo/1

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99% of this stream is just Flay lecturing about social conduct I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387849
Seethe

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>>68388069
definitely, especially since the majority of the characters he wants to do this for have rather....."passionate" fandoms. Type-Moon fans would rip him 3 new holes.

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>>68385321
Is Flay what happens when a student wasn't encouraged enough or curious enough to read a few books occasionally outside of school

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387998
>>68388215
Good points.
>>68388125
Oh interesting, I thought it would be easy both ways, both being romance languages and all.

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>>68388241
the only thing that comes up is Backrooms related... what. Was this even written by a real person https://backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Moth_Jelly

[Anonymous No.]

"The Conjuring makes me want to rip my balls off" - Goldbullet, 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>68388253
Holy shit, you're right, I didn't even thought of that KEK
Shinri is always trying to grind different shooters just so he can play with Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>68388562
kek a true vestie

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>>68388370
No, Flay is what happens when you let troubled kids get raised by the internet but don't have someone IRL to teach you proper social skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68385321
He is absolutely not qualified to do any of it on any level so I say let him do it, it's gonna be really funny

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>>68388387
Some would say portuguese speakers are able to naturally understand spanish without any prior studying, even if they don't know some words they can stitch it together based on context.
But spanish speakers have no idea what a portuguese speaker is saying. It's really weird

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>>68388462
Whoever wrote this is commited to the bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387627
That implies anyone smarter would be watching video essays

[Anonymous No.]

I was about to say that this game was clearly in Early Access by the early presence of a monster followed by its conspicuous absence.

They they both died in an elevator.

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>>68388847
If a video essay about something I'm well-versed in comes up, I occasionally skim it just to see if they're spouting blatant misinfo or not so I can link it to my friends and we can have a laugh about it. If it's actually good, that's a bonus.

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I'm really curious how Hakka behaves offline since he always talks that he is quiet and calm most of the time. Guess that only when he offcollabs with the EN boys I'll be able to get more details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68388562
>want to rip my balls off


Everything reminds me of him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68388939
Its the streamer slop genre of games, usually pretty low quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68387627
watching his edgy teenager takes about his edgy anime could be lil bro experience. or a nostalgia trip for former tumblrinas

[Anonymous No.]

>>68389351
why dont streamers just play good games...

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>>68389529
Perms. always perms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68389583
Normal streamers don't need perms and they still play trash desu

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I've had an epiphany. The reason Flay's advice always pissed me off is that it reminds me of a very specific type of guy that was all too common a few years back who pretends to be ""emotionally intelligent"" or ""deep"" in a cutesy Tumblr way just to get girls. Softboy, it was called something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68388659
Yeah, but that's also me, so I guess how you turn out depends where on the internet you end up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68389873
What about altare

[Anonymous No.]

GB just got pincered by two monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>flay loves spoiling his sister whenever possible

[Anonymous No.]

is Jurard still inviting the nijis with all this controversy going on?

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>>68389683
>>68389583
It's also numbers. Take a look at how many people are watching your favorite 10 games on Twitch right now. Guaranteed, most of them are much less than you'd like to believe. Good games generally require skill to create a spectacle, and streams always need spectacle to keep viewers. They're almost inherently opposed.

[Anonymous No.]

wait, flay has half-siblings? I thought he only had a sibling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390223
I kinda hope manesans if no one else says no nijis for a few months, if he doesn't want to suddenly cold shoulder or ostracize someone who was initially invited

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390155
He and shinri bonding through monsterfucking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390127
Altare never touts himself as a guy who gives advice constantly in a effort to impress Tumblr girls, just a little sad and sappy sometimes.If I had to place him somewhere, he's in sadboy/eboy territory.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/thousandmoonsky/status/1755051539012436320

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390223
The lotto thing he was doing was going to have guests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390223
Most of them are taking a break now

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
White Oga

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390475
Nyaruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
Oh wow, even Kaoru is on there

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
>Shinove leading
>Kira, Suzaku, Kaoru
>everybody in perfect debut order
the top tier of starmin

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
Suzaku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390820
odd, I never noticed that before

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68389873
Yes, I love being lectured about how to have emotions by the kind of person who thinks that having emotions as a man puts them on the cutting edge of culture, rather than the cutting edge of retardation. Clearly, this is a person who thoroughly understands men in general through ample first hand experience, and not through spending the 14th year of their life doomscrolling Tumblr posts about toxic masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68391580
If jurard can't stream tonight it's LITERALLY tavi's fault

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/MoHYnz3IrM8?t=1038

[Anonymous No.]

>>68391637
>having emotions as a man puts them on the cutting edge of culture, rather than the cutting edge of retardation
They've all cried on stream you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68378580
I don't care if it's joke. It's getting on my fucking nerves.

[Anonymous No.]

I AM PUTTING A CURSE ON REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A CURSE ON REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A CURSE ON REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A CURSE ON REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A CURSE ON REGIS ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>68391997
Love how he didn't even think it twice kek Shintare love

[Anonymous No.]

>>68390552
based unityfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>68392216
Yeah, and they've had a range of varied and nuanced reactions to crying or expressing emotions, they all work to their own comfort levels. Spelling it out in an 8 page essay like its some kind of relevation is retarded. Men have feelings, they are in touch with themselves, they express themselves. Its not rocket science and it doesn't automatically make you 200x more attractive to a female audience, despite what tumblr teens (now twitter millenials) say.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel for Jurard. It's sad that this keeps happening to his big event streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68384717
What matters is what they bring. They got Vanguard in didn't they? And 3/4 are fruity faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>68392400
I AM PUTTING A DICK IN REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A DICK IN REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A DICK IN REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A DICK IN REGIS ALTARE
I AM PUTTING A DICK IN REGIS ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>68391637
>>68392216
>>68392565
to sum it up the ultimate difference between your average emotionally healthy guy vs softboy looking for love is more or less this stupid copypasta pretty much describes how the latter behaves.

[Anonymous No.]

It was a little awkward at first but by the end pretty fun. Cute collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68392653
curious to know who's the 3rd fruity fag for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>68384717
To be fair I think this just goes for Hololive in general including the girl and guys. Could just be fans of Hololive who join end up being bi or gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68392886
Hakka, Shinri and Flayon. You mean to tell me there are only 2?

[Anonymous No.]

very accurate
he may sometimes be stupid cute, but other times he is cute cute

[Anonymous No.]

THE BIRTHDAY STREAM OF JURARD TYRELLIAS REXFORDICUS JR. SR. ESQUIREJUNEDINO II DE SILVAAMADEUS BATUMBAKAL DELA CRUZ DEL MONTEFALCO DALISAY CARDIO MENUDO MONTEMAYOR :) MANALOTO II, INCLUDING THE MEGA MERCH LOTTERY w/ SPECIAL GUESTS WILL NOW COMMENCE GOSEICHOU KUDASAI TOTONOIMASHITA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLj6Ys96W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLj6Ys96W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLj6Ys96W0

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLj6Ys96W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beLj6Ys96W0
BIRTHDAY REX ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

TIME FOR BIRTHDAY REX~!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68393068
if you give hakka a less feminine model then yeah, there are only two

[Anonymous No.]

gifts are flying left and right!

[Anonymous No.]

HE GOT HIS VOICE BACK

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's voice recovered real quick, dang

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

jesus
https://twitter.com/juraouji/status/1755052892292321510

[Anonymous No.]

mama zatsu overlap telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqLikQ-qYYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqLikQ-qYYc

[Anonymous No.]

>yo guys my voice is back... let me destroy it in 2 minutes
congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>68393790
I hate that thing it's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad he got his voice back in time. Calm Jurard is just not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68393824
thank fucking god, I was dying without a Shinri stream for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

why is shinri overlapping jurard bday?

[Anonymous No.]

>control holostars
Tavi he's stealing your role

[Anonymous No.]

BIRTHDAY REX

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394036
Jurard's bday stream was supposed to be in an hour
It's just a short zatsu anyway, he'll redirect into it soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394036
He hates jurard

[Anonymous No.]

Banchou is being cute~

[Anonymous No.]

Is it to late to enter the Lotto?

[Anonymous No.]

HUH..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394323
let shinri have it, his internet has been kicking his ass and he doesn't know when it might blow up again.

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1755064258696462816
Love my mom and auntie so much

Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY BANCHOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394323
Shinri haet holostars... he really is becoming the new bettel......

[Anonymous No.]

"A handcam stream...sort of"
Oh?

[Anonymous No.]

BANCHOU DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

dino cooking his own birthday meal

>>68394463
Probably like Rio and Hakka's when they only took pictures and posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394323
In my time he'd be crucified for this shit and the fanbase would be in uproar

[Anonymous No.]

>oh you said nice title, I thought you said nice titties

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>bettel is typing in shinri chat
kek. tempus unity

[Anonymous No.]

Chef Shikamane holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Shikamane... Let me breed you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394528
But Shinri's in Tempus...

[Anonymous No.]

it's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT SHIKAMANE COOKIMG STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao, it's gonna be Shikamane's hands?

[Anonymous No.]

Shikamane kinda hot, ngl

[Anonymous No.]

SHIKAMANE DEBUT!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, it's just Shikamane, thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S SPOILING NEW EMOTES???

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

That's such a neat way to show off new emotes kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394612
kek meant for >>68393855

[Anonymous No.]

They are flirting...

[Anonymous No.]

shikamane official design.....so cute......

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394323
>Its okay if Shinri does it.

[Anonymous No.]

i hope someone's recording this

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394612
THE DISGUSTING IS IMMORTALIZED

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Awww, the emotes are so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>68393855
have I got news for you buddy

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit my ears...

[Anonymous No.]

I hoped Shikamane gets a bonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394628
>Showing her hands
Shikamane is a whore...

[Anonymous No.]

THE NEW EMOTES ARE CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394877
She must protect delicate dino prince's modesty~

[Anonymous No.]

I can't imagine Shikamane accidentally showing the back of her head or her wrist would be that much of a security concern compared to a actual talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394783
cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>shikamane has melanin
i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394959
I was thinking earlier that this stuff would've been conceptualized when he was in his teehee don't bonk me shikamane phase. I kind of hope it doesn't leak over to the merch

[Anonymous No.]

her gloves are taped to her wrists lol

[Anonymous No.]

>skin
bye vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>68392216
Sorry, I realized after posting that sentence that it could be read two ways, and the more likely reading, which is the one you got, is almost the opposite of what I meant.

I don't mean that having emotions as a man makes you retarded. I mean that having emotions as a man is a given, and that the sort of person who thinks that men healthily processing emotions is a groundbreaking, revolutionary concept, or a subversive action against the omnipresent evil of toxic masculinity, is next-level retarded, but pretending to be enlightened. It's a 100% guarantee that their image of men is extremely warped at the most fundamental levels.
>Captcha: AMAN
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1755067373244051874
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1755067373244051874
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1755067373244051874

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394777
>>68394811
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

both Shinri and Jurard said "I have no idea" at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395028
>>68395045
it's packaging tape calm down

[Anonymous No.]

Why your dino guy such a man failure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395045
>>68395028
Its tape retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394783
It should have been me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68394915
>>68395045
This just reminded me to check. GB's unedited handcam vod is STILL public...

[Anonymous No.]

He just flashed everything he could've flashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395158
kek guess his mane forgot

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me watch the tiktok
What's the next stage to go further beyond boyfailure?

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEEEEEE THE REFLECTION

[Anonymous No.]

Will Jurard be the first guy on doing a cooking stream and doxxing someone else instead of him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395207
disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395129
I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM BANCHOUUUUUUUUU IS SEGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS.

[Anonymous No.]

"I am pulling Shikamane's hair right now, on stream"

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395129
He's turning from a boy into a man today!

[Anonymous No.]

What is she making

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395209
There is actually a few people behind her, you can see them walking around kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395129
isn't he great

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395209
VOD is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395317
Only he knows

[Anonymous No.]

kek who is the other guy

[Anonymous No.]

who's the other person?

[Anonymous No.]

>someone in the room with Shikamane
slut

[Anonymous No.]

SHIKAMANE HAS 3 HANDS!!1!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395317
Some sort of dessert

[Anonymous No.]

I can see shikamane in the bowl. She’s wearing a white mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395406
My money is on him

[Anonymous No.]

So Shinri hates Jurard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395465
You can see the whole ass room she's in

[Anonymous No.]

YAMEROOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395486
He hates Armis

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395486
He's clearly jealous of Shikamane

[Anonymous No.]

I think shikamane is in the holostudio. The other guys are just staff.

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard... stop sexually harassing your manager...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395477
please let it be him

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure it's fine. They usually rent out studios for cooking streams if a talent isn't doing it at home, so it's not like she's doxxing her home address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395477
He is single, with a taste for StarsEN leaders...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395592
No shit

[Anonymous No.]

The gloves shit is retarded and has always been retarded. I hate it. It's the kind of corpo autism that serves no purpose, helps nobody, and just makes things more difficult for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395627
>They usually rent out studios for cooking streams
I assumed that there was a kitchen in the HoloPro studio for streams like this. I know there was a fancy setup for the CouncilRyS collab last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395617
gave me the creeps a bit ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395717
You say that, but then I watched another vtuber do a handcam and was struck by how disgusting their hands looked. Gloves are for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

"I barely take care of the kids! We have to feed them!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Koilet bros, shinri is shitting himself

[Anonymous No.]

She still has not stirred properly lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

not a mama stream without koilet emergency

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395542

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395818
oh my god... anon for yesterday's thread was right

[Anonymous No.]

NOT FRENCH BANCHOU

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Shikamane knows how to cook lol

[Anonymous No.]

the speed at which Shinri accelerates from 0 to "shit pants" always amazes me

[Anonymous No.]

>HELP
save her bros

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry sorawrity sisters I really can't with this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>salt bae action
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395896 (me)
>>68307049

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395913
moe......(the tsukkomi also being an idiot is always fun)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395980
He's at peak idiocy please be patient with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395980
Salt Bae the the Salt shikamane stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395896
>>68396003
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever we're making - it's not going to be finished anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396055
Let them cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396055
Leche flan is a bit complicated to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395749
did he say something that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

Jobber manager

[Anonymous No.]

Stars' managers are hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

Shikamane is as much of a failure as him jesas

[Anonymous No.]

Shikamane is just as dumb...oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396140
I really think they have to be entertainers too instead of your regular office guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395749
>>68396119
>Getting offended on someone else's behalf
>>>/t/witter

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396119
he's saying his usual ecchi jokes, particularly something about "love juices". it's a little weird since she isn't one of the bros and does comes off a littlle............

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396117
kek no it's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396254
See >>68396237

[Anonymous No.]

they're horrible together. it's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396237
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396144
>>68396166
>>68396137
Just when i thought she couldnt be any cuter...

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri's chat trying to gaslight him into opening his discord in hopes he received messages about jurard's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396119
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard has never seen a flour sifter before

[Anonymous No.]

This is just the first segment, How long do they have kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396414
>gaslight
not gaslighting if we actually heard several discord pings lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396237
i'm not offended, just yume. he should have been harassing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396459
SEIS HORAS DE SEXO

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396459
Dont think there is a standard time limit for bday streams in HoloPro, they can go for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396479
I don't remember writing this

[Anonymous No.]

The caramel's supposed to go in the bottom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396479
Yume-san...

[Anonymous No.]

Knowing that Shikamane is just as pon as Jurard makes their dynamic a lot more fun. I wonder if she's a relatively new hire.

[Anonymous No.]

he thinks ratatouille is the rat's name in the movie
he's so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is /here/

[Anonymous No.]

Sisters a general /trash/ just found out Altare joking about Big Black Carl in Rust and are making AI gens as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396459
I don't think there's really any time limit aside from doing the merch thing at some point. Altare did like 6-7 hours of birthday content spread across three streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396622
I forget, who else does she manage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396700
Ruze!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396700
ruze

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396683
*general in /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396683
Give me the first letter of their general. I wanna see

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396702
>doing the merch thing at some point
D-Did you just manifest the merch shill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396683
repost it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>68395889
thank you dear anon I can't into emote files

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396730
>>68396734
>Burly clumsy strongman
>Pon manager
I ship it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shinri forgot it was Jurard's bday because of timezones
kek you guys were right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396980
Hakka also thought it was tomorrow before some Hakkitos told him.

[Anonymous No.]

NO MORE BOTTLES
NO MORE BOTTLES
NO MORE BOTTLES
NO MORE BOTTLES

[Anonymous No.]

NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CUP GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397048
That DOES look devilishly handsome, not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.]

[NOTICE]

SHINRI WILL BE /HERE/ FOR A LONG WHILE

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397048
Chinman

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397048

[Anonymous No.]

NOT ANOTHER BOTTLE I ALREADY GOT HAKKA'S TUMBLER AND PLANNING TO GET FLAY'S TOO

[Anonymous No.]

banchou using his mane for slave labour is kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

i guess the coin purse is useful...

[Anonymous No.]

>logo as pin badge
that's actually really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397151
He got a taste for it after all that Palworld

[Anonymous No.]

His signature is cool desu

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's signature is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Trilingual voice pack huh

[Anonymous No.]

The bottles are for inserting in your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

oh I LOVE his signature

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397217
Oh fuck yeah that's one cool signature

[Anonymous No.]

his mama's art is god tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397217
Looks good, that's up there with Vespers Birthday art!

[Anonymous No.]

Someone has to draw gilf shinri now

[Anonymous No.]

>different vibes in the voicebanks for different languages
damn, that's a good way for people to buy all 3 languages, I bet the JP one is the sexy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>BOTTLE
But why. Why so many bottles? You could at least add a little twist to it, like a coffee mug or some shit. Hell I'll take a shot glass. Anything but another fucking bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

After all this time I just noticed this dude still has the names on his model. I thought he'd take them off for his birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68396765
>Tempura unironically want to see Leader getting BLACKED

You sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>Bottle hoarder
Naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

>white lacks class
Jurard... remember that we're over the war with the US

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397390
To be fair, tumblers are more usuable. Can use it for hot things, can use it for cold things, take it anywhere. What I can't stand that there's obviously budgeting restrictions for first birthdays so it's always kind of lame.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck
now I want to buy a set of all the logos as pin badges

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually a really fucking cool merch set for a birthday so close to debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397461
he's just like my parents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397540
Wasn't Bettel's bday set full of unique stuff? Cash cow perks

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397560
Yeah, I think it's actually quite solid. Especially considering how soon it is after his debut.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok wtf is Banchou's earring supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397661
bettel also had a bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
no fucking clue, I just now noticed he even had an earring

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
I've just referred to it as a little chili pepper

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397661
Not really cash cow perks.... perks of being a fuckpuppet of dirty old men in the higher ups

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397390
So you can bottle up your emotions

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397540
All of Tempus except Flayon had a sizeable bday budget wdym

[Anonymous No.]

casual reminder that VPs have previews now, you can have a taste of the different vibes between different languages before buying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
I think it's a little tooth or a claw or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
I always presumed it was supposed to be a tooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
looks like the same material as his crown which was also never explained

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
.... a bent tail?

[Anonymous No.]

"Boyfailure arc is going to be over by the end of the year"

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397390
let's be real, a lot of people are only going to buy their favorite boys merch. They get to have the opportunity to have a bottle of their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
Isn't it a T-Rex claw/nail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
Looks like a claw I think

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT REX ART FOR OP
OR IS SOMEONE ELSE BAKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397672
his cut off shrunk dick. every holostar has to cut their dick off before joining and jurard decided to wear his like a badge for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

He's so cute and nervous~

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad that we get details from, his design that we usually don't see, like the diamond motif from his coat and the diamonds from his jacket shoulders on the tumbler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398011
bake already in the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398011
Use this

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398018
But since he's a lizard, his dick will regrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398048
ok~
>>68398070
i would've that one is nice

[Anonymous No.]

Wait is the lottery over already?

[Anonymous No.]

we still have time, that one or this
>>68398070
>>68387100

[Anonymous No.]

What are they making?

[Anonymous No.]

In Nijisanji, the managers abuse the talents.
In Holostars, the talents abuse the managers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398275
Leche flan / pudding

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being this poor mane-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398275
Leche flan

[Anonymous No.]

a totsu?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Totsu
Welp here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398350
i'd pay jura to abuse me

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398276
Holopro managers are basically just maid/butlers to their talent(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398262
first one

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398276
kek

[Anonymous No.]

THE ROCK WAS GONNA COME!! YOU FUCKED IT UP RUZE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398262
>>68398070

[Anonymous No.]

"We're just gonna have to deal with John Cena for now"
Booooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398330
>>68398363
Did they forgot to put the dark caramel under the flan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398276
Uh huh..

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER FLAYFLAY

[Anonymous No.]

flayon up first!

[Anonymous No.]

Machina sex Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398542
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398262
2nd :3c

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I expected Dino to mistake his voice for Octavio.

[Anonymous No.]

$3000 on gacha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68397151
>ywnb a loyal meido/worker for a cute smug dinoprince
IT'S NOT FAIR

[Anonymous No.]

>Jurard catching Flayon off guard
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

how do we save holostars from gacha games

[Anonymous No.]

>saved money for gacha
truly a retard

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon trying to ask Jurard to stop speaking lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398747
You cannot, joining HoloPro automatically means you are damage in some way, gambling addiction is not that bad all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398808
Maybe he finally knows what it's like.

[Anonymous No.]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard's P2W.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398860
just bake to kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>68398747
It's not possible, they're in too deep