/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>68276986

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Gurass

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Gurass

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>68320223
>greasy unwashed parts behind her ears and in between her toes and belly button!
retard, gura washes all of those

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>>68320976
fuck, I forgot to spoiler

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>>68321066
Cutre retard

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Before anyone tries to crosspost and try to falseflag and attempt to start a fanbase war, pebbles love Gura along with Biboo. I can't wait for her next public karaoke! Gura has such a beautiful voice that works really well with slower songs. And also the Sabaton karaoke was fucking amazing.

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is it true that Sel** is a fembud

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>68321652
Don't worry shitposters are distracted by the big drama out there.

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>>68321652
What’s going on?

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>>68322035
That nigga is fighting invisible shitposters

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Child

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>>68322348
https://streamable.com/svc3ij

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Have you guys seen those cat memes? I think they came from Tiktok but they’re blowing up on youtube now too. I wonder if Gura likes them. My favorite are the family trips and school field trips. They’re all so low effort but make me smile like an absolute r-tard

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I haven't slept enough

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>>68322348
>*Le touché*

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>>68322547
no, what cat memes. please link what you're talking about thank you. the only cat thing in my recommended is https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MhUN8woBXMI

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>>68322703
I know I’m going to get shit for this.
https://youtu.be/jQ8Z1QcbXZQ

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>>68322936
why would you get shit for that this comment sums up my reaction to it
>I love this meme, its not funny but it's really cute and heartwarming seeing people show and tell their experiences with cat memes :D

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>>68323092
Ok well if I’m not going to get bullied for it, I like this one too
https://youtu.be/L8PSFNAmsrI

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>>68322936
>>68323296
No, I have it on good authority that Gura is currently watching ytp of Pixar movies ex. Incredibles, toy story, finding nemo.

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At this "3 days off 1 stream 3 days off" rate we got like, maybe 5 more streams in the tank until another japan arc starts (Holofes is mid march)

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>>68325391
still an immense improvement over last year

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>>68322547
Actually, I don't follow TikTok but did stumble into an article of a TikTok meme that be funny if Gura did. Not sure of the name but it's like "Take a look at my girlfriend" or girlfriend summoner. You take a photo of girl put it up close and then pull back and they appear there.

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Tomorrow we get lovey dovey ukelele karaoke

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>>68327297
ending plappy + chat

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>>68323296
>Ok well if I’m not going to get bullied for it, I like this one too
Now that he's let down his guard bully him extra hard!

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Organizing my files. I shouldn't have let it get so disorganized

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>>68325391
I'll take Gooba time twice a week if she throws in a member stream on top every other week. Final offer.

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My pals in palworld are all depressed... They're just like me frfr...

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>>68328784
M

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goberina

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>>68328784
M+RT

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>>68328882
>>68329514
M RT

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>>68328784
M

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fet

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>68329574
feet

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>68329718
samen

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>>68328784
>>68329514
M + RT

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is microwaving oatmeal really that good? I always just let the oats soak in cold milk and protein powder for flavor

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I want to use gura as a blanket

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I want to use Gura as a semen bucket.

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I want Gura to use me as a blanket

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>>68330312
do... do you not use a kettle? or even stovetop?

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>>68330730
no, I eat it while it's cold, like cereal

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>>68331497
sleep tight buddy

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>>68331497
Oyasame

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Gura was right, sometimes you just need a good ugly cry and to let it all out.

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>>68331497
Shark dreams

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>>68331581
I wish I could cry when I felt like it, I'm literally incapable of it most of the time, it just puts pressure on my face to the point that it hurts.

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>>68331740
try deep breathing exercises when that happens, they will flow

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Sorry to disappoint you all, but Gura is my wife. I know you wanted to marry her, but it's too late.

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Can someone SC her to play Blues

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>>68331740
I don't really ever cry, but if I focus on the idea of people I care about getting old/getting dementia/losing who they are/think about the beginning of UP I can make it happen.
I'm pretty damn stoic but I can tear up on demand by harnessing those thoughts. You can do it too, anon.

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>>68331908
Bluey*

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>>68320932
SNIFFFFFFF

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>>68331876
Are (You) by chance Uriah the Hittite, anon? If so, then you can call me King David

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>>68331497
sharkdreams

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>>68330312
I don’t know I’ve never eaten oatmeal before…

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Who got that Gura booty pic??

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>>68332154
Ok, you made me laugh, you win.

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>>68332330
I was worried that might go over peoples' heads
Good to know Chumbies are cultured lol

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I want to bully this little female idiot with my big masculine male penis
Not to the point of stealing her virtue, but gently, just enough to let her know who's boss, y'know?

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>>68332845
You know, you can slam her cute butthole all day and night and her girl parts will stay pure, just food for thought.

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>>68332992
She may cry at first, but preserving her chastity takes priority over everything else

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MY wife

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>>68333421
This post? Me

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>>68333047
would ruin

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Will goop goop stream today?

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>>68334465
I can only pray

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I love her more than anything!

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>>68334465
hopefully she'll stream a couple times, I don't want her to get kidney stones or whatever "pee crystals" are supposed to be.

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Bless thee noble lady GVRA, Gawrdian angel and patron of Europe and of America both

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>>68336590
Heil Gvra!

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>>68336590
>>68336871

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>>68336942
KEK, good shark!

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>>68336202
>pointing her cunny
What does this little whore want?

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>>68336942
She collabed with 71 males? I'm gunna have to drop her.

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>>68337110
She is giving it to (You)
And by (You) I of course mean me

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I went to smoothie king and they have a drink called the peanut power plus and I thought it would be funny to call it the penis power plus. Should I do it? Should I call it that or do you think they’ll ask me not to come back?

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>>68337206
Those 71 males? All me, in an off-collab, in her bed

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>>68337251
Do it chumbie, if they reject you they were not worth your time anyhow

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Do you think the donut was worth snapping her knee in half and destroying her dreams of being a better dancer than Bae?

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>>68320914
I wanna chum in the shark child

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>>68337897
Don't (You) dare try to pit my wives against each other, gtfo with your rrats

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>>68338081
No, you get out with your rrat! This thread is for shark girls only!

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my wife

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>>68337897
Imagine if they had to amputate it off and Gura had to get a peg leg. How awful. Just imagine.

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>>68338578
I always read this in borats voice

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>>68337251
Just tell them you want the PP plus, im sure they’ll get your point

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>>68339303
It has a drive thru so I’ll use that to my advantage. when they say “what” I’m going to jump the curb and pull back through and lower my voice and just say it the normal way.

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>drops donuts
>drops cookies
>drops plates
what causes this

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>>68339666
you missed the highlight pen

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>>68339666
Severe sleep deprivation. Alcoholism. Or just a case of being a genuine retard.

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>>68339666
She has trouble gripping two things at the same time, and she's usually gripping (Me).

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>>68334465
>"Will goop goop stream today?" posting is back
we are so back

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>>68340473
shut the goop up

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I cant find the part of the latest stream where she calls her knee a "Cu-knee"

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>>68340905
I wish I knew too. It’s pretty funny she said that. It’s almost like she knows and is teasing us haha.

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Gura has stinky girly front parts

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>>68341464
Proof?

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>>68341464
I wonder how many times a day she scratches her stinky front parts and then sniffs her fingers.

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>>68341600
Can confirm. I just licked it.

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>>68342254
You gotta stop posting this man

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>>68342254
I hope she likes this.

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>>68341464
>Gura has stinky girly front parts
In other words, Gura's cunny actually smells like a cunny. She's perfect.

I mean, the reason why it smells is because she skips showers some days out of pure laziness, but that is irrelevant to the conversation.

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>>68329574
Nails should be painted.

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Is Gura's cunny temperature the same as a human's or a shark's?

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>>68342254
me and fauna

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>>68342968
what's the temperature of a shark cunny?

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>>68343184
I assume it's colder because they're cold-blooded and have a colder internal resting body temperature.

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>>68343184
Roughly 75F (25C).

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Reminder that Gura said she's gone over a week without bathing before.

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please post this year's valentine voicvepack please please plaes

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>>68343904
she was downplaying it because she was afraid of being judged

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>>68344176

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>>68344176
Just keep your eyes on global

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gura would always take a bath. i know she hates smelling weird.

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>>68344839
I am not a grey I am a member do not post that image iin reference to me it is inaccurate

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>>68344819
if this is true then it means she's putting her heart into it which is sweet.

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>>68344939
I don't want to

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>>68345136
>>68344819
oops. replied to wrong post

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Gooba time today?

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>>68345814
hopefully, I at least hope she shows activity on x again
mutliple days without activity are triggering my ptsd

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>>68346199
>mutliple days without activity are triggering my ptsd
Same desu...

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We can be pro Fortnite gamers...Hmmm!

>https://youtu.be/uF1pj4UrDio?si=y6KZRmI9Tqr-njNF&t=24
Late night shak thred bump.

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>>68349204

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>>68338081
>>68338429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2LEFSR2Lqw
rrat and shark dancing and singing together satiates my sweet appetite

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Alright, I'm gunna sleep now, if I wake up and there's still no activity I'll cry harder than Gooba did when she broke her leg.

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>>68350089
>He actually cries
Gay

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>>68320914
that's a child

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>>68350186
False, that's an ovulating little lady.

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>>68350169
That is a fembud (You) are bullying, anon
Hard to believe I know, but some do indeed exist

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>>68350186
This shark is fully grown

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is gura really dimitri jap

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extra cute wife

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GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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scary colors means it's healing

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WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I love this retard so much...

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so no stream today

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I love her...

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Esta noche nos daremos un festín con camarones

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She likes the fucked up eye.

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MY WIFE ASKED ME TO BE HER VALENTINE

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>she's preparing stuff
Dude I swear if she does a full on date like she said she wanted to last year I'm gonna melt down

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>getting stuff ready for valentines
Could it be?...
The fabled love nest is complete?

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PLEASE BE ASMR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
soft talk is fine too

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The ASMR lovenest is nearly complete. Soon she’ll be slipping off kitty thigh high for us next to a KU100.

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I was checking the dino gura vod and she started talking about her knee, sounds exactly what it happened to me in 2009 when i fucked up my meniscus and ligaments. It didn't hurt after the second day but soon started feeling like my lower leg was hanging from a thread and required surgery so don't be surprised if there's another break arc in the horizon.

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>>68352316
besides the delayed pain
what specifically did she say that gave you the impression that your case is similar to her's?

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I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH AAAAAAAA

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>>68352316
Gura needs to go to the doctor... why are people just brushing it off in the comments, tell her to go have it checked!

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>>68352316
>don't be surprised if there's another break arc in the horizon
or we could be getting some kino painkiller member streams

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>>68352436
The way it happened, except it happened at work as i was walking on top of a wet pallet (pictured here with netting).

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>>68353339
I mean without netting.

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>>68353339
I got a obese uncle who tripped and landed on his knee on concrete. They did some scans same day and didn't find anything broken. The skin around the knee and in the back was bruised badly
It took close to a month to fully heal though because he's fat and thanks to him not taking the doctors advice of just taking it easy for a week or two.

Getting xray'd can give Gura some peace of mind maybe she can get that done.

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>it's all good. no worries, tis but a scratch! [it is not just a scratch but really, all good!]
MY WIFE IS DYING AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;-;

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the world could fall around us but gura is still our escape

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>>68352753
I found the anon that wore bubblewrap his entire childhood & used a tard helmet like Gura does!

Holy shit you people are insufferable..."omg i sneezed one, better go to the docttor", "omg, i got a splinter, better go to the doctor", "omg, i weent out in the sun for 0.0001 nanoseconds, i now have skin cancer and will die within an hour"....

Stop being a tard

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> or if i give you something that automatically means you're my valentine and then i dont have to even ask! heh :3

Imagine if a grill like Gura just walked up to you with a gift and told you you are her valentine

I would jizz in my pants right there on the spot

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This retard child is turning me into a concernfag...

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>>68352753
You must not be American. We don't go to the doctor for non-serious injuries.

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>>68354665
nta. I heard stories of a trip in the wee woo wagon alone costing 300$+ and hospitals charging ridiculous rates in the 10s of thousands

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>>68354790
yes but most people just pay their health insurance premiums when they go to the hospital
say you spend $1000 on an ER visit, usually that's paying the premium. Then if you were go to again, it'd likely be no charge.

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how are you fellas enjoying the love bombing

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>>68355078
I love getting abused so i feel great about (y)

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I'm impressed that nobody leaked the post.

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>She's still plotting :3
This is getting beyond embarrassing

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>>68355290
it got leaked in /#/ naturally

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>>68355291
You are embarrassing, yes.

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Is there any math nerds out there? I can't figure this one out!

I have 3 values, min(10), max(20), between(rand(min, max))

I want the & of the value that is between min & max, for instance, if i have 15, thats 50%, if the value is 13, thats 30%, min, max & between are all variables

What algo do i use for that?

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>>68355408

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>>68354790
Gura will be fine - not only is the knee probably gonna be okay, but even if she hypothetically has to go to the hospital I have to imagine she's insured and has the funds to cover anything they do
And if it gives you peace of mind, at the very least she's not in Britain or Canada. Like, putting aside the Canuck MAID meme, I've personally got:
a) an English buddy in Liverpool who once had to wait nine hours to get screws for his leg after he broke it in a drunken bar fight;
b) that same English buddy's mother, who spent over thirty six fucking hours without even getting assigned a bed while having a pleural effusion (basically, fluid build-up around the heart) - they're really lucky she survived - and
c) a Scottish buddy whose uncle died just three weeks ago from septic shock because of a UTI that stopped him passing urine. They tried to catheterize him twice and failed, and instead of hospitalizing him and getting him seen by a urologist, the negligent pieces of shit just sent him home with a tiny dose of antibiotics that was never going to be enough for a fat fuck like him in the first place (God rest his soul)
Gura, by contrast, will be dealing with the Burgerland healthcare system. Which might be fucked, but not in THAT way. It's mostly just an issue of exorbitant costs and over-reliance on addictive painkillers and antibiotics. The actual quality of treatment is generally world-class unless you're in a shithole city staffed by diversity hires or something

tl;dr: Gura will be okay, keep calm and post sharkwife

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>>68355408
(x - min) / (max - min)

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>>68355408
SC this to gura

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>>68320914
Did you really have to use that as the OP image?

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>>68356107
I can hear the "uhhhhhhh..." as her eyes start glazing over already

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>>68356107
she will never stream again

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>>68356021
oh wow, I'm glad my countries healthcare isn't as bad as the UKs (yet)

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>>68356204
Not the baker, but
>What's wrong?
>Scared of a little four letter word
>Imagine being scared of "maid" lmao

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>>68356081
Frick, i thought i tested every possibility but yeah now my POI dots is plotted correctly, thank you anon, please be my valentine

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>>68356483
Give it time, at this rate we're all getting the worst of all worlds within a decade or so
My advice is to imbibe as much Gura as possible, keep you happy and healthy so you can - ironically - avoid hospitals like the plague

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I love these spicy little idiots, and Gura in particular
I bet our oshis are truly /ouroshis/ and secretly more based than we give them credit for even Chumbie Prime, despite being vegan

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>>68356633
Look buddy, it was just hella distracting when I was browsing the catalogue.

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>>68357059
nice

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>>68357473
>when I was browsing the catalogue

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I just saw the member post and my member hasn't calmed down, are we seriously getting lovenest ASMR? I don't want to get blueballed again, I want to passionately kiss, cuddle and mate with Gura in the confines of our love nest, I want to hear her sweet whispers, her cute moans and the sounds of our lips connecting, if we get denied again then I will have to vent my frustrations using a fembud or one of your sisters.

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>>68357217
fauna recently referenced the infamous OMGWTFBBQ mod from Sims 2
i'd bet anything that the holo discord is filled with extremely cursed content that makes 4chan look tame

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Is Gura horny?

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>>68357666
>ASMR
Why is are am everyone assuming ASMR? My guess it is more of a vrchat date thingy, maybe a picnic sceene or something

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>>68357666
Ganbatte, Satanbud.

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>>68357666
>Satanic trips of truth
Gura please protect our sisters' chastity and grant the demonbud's wish

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>>68353876
An X-ray won't find if you fucked up your ligaments, you need magnetic resonance imaging and given that your uncle is a fatso he most definitely did. Although if he's american i see how he'd rather die than go to the doctor, i thought it was shit here but i hear nothing but horror stories from the absolute jewery going on in the american health system.

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hm, but i thought ironmouse was the best en vtuber, she won awards, if true why are interviewers mentioning gg

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I have a procedure today, and while the chance of anything going wrong is low, it's not zero. So if I die I'll do my best to watch over Gura and report back if possible.

On a less serious note, I love how flirty Gura is being with her post. Definitely hopeful for whatever she's got planned for Valentine's.

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>>68357772
always

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>>68358001
I hope you fucking d-o well and have a speedy recovery.

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>>68357748
I actually was not familiar with that one, roru
Imagine the blessed timeline where tumblrina shabbos golems didn't take control of all western (and most japanese) institutions and the girls were allowed to speak more freely and play/watch almost any content they wanted on stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxd9BUalGBU
We could be watching Gura cackling uncontrollably while playing THIS for crying out loud

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>>68358001
goobspeed

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>>68358001
Ganbatte bud, I shall pray for (You)

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>>68357975
As bad as >>68356021 ?
I guess it depends on the area and the metric desu

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>>68358001
Good luck bud

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>>68357830
>gura
>vrchat
Go away, tourist.

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>>68358327
Idiot, she put the headset on her forhead last time!

You go away turbo-tourist!

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>>68357997
>compete
No wonder their company is a fucking mess. But you still need to go back to /#/

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>>68358001
If you die I'm going to rape your corpse. So don't die you idiot.

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She's the love of my life!

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Gura is going to finally give me sex on Valentine's day

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Don't jinx the cyb0rseggz.

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>>68359276
something is going to go wrong again

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>>68357748
I wonder if they have a whole channel dedicated to all the weird unsolicited dick pics they get from particularly cringey and/or gachikoi, oh god what I'd give to have a glimpse into that rabbithole
Under normal circumstances I'd have expected ALL of the EN girls, but especially Gura in particular, to have a tainted perspective of the male sex, considering both her history on the internet and the utterly repulsive KHV manchildren so many of us have been artificially conditioned into being - and the sad part is, I wouldn't have really blamed her. I count it as a blessing that she's good-hearted and understanding enough to accept the rest of us as a whole, and is still willing to gift those who have retained a shred of their dignity and masculine pride with the occasional Valentine's lovebomb and maid ASMR regardless

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I to hard to gura and now my leg won't stop twitching

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>>68359276
This post? Me

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>>68360007
I always wondered how it feels from a streamers perspective, like with Gura's ringfit streams, i have not done it myself but surely she is aware that some % of her degeen followers have rubbed one out to those streams? I wonder how that knownledge makes her feel :S

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what if we flood atlantis

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>>68360323
(You) reminded me of >>67690561
And I second his question

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>>68360007
>KHV
what does that stand for and who artificially conditioned us to be manchildren?

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>>68360692
>what does that stand for
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KHV
>and who artificially conditioned us to be manchildren
picrel

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>>68360749
ah, nahone

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>>68360691
For the newfags who know nothing of Warosu:

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>>68360867
Why spoonfeed fagbud

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>>68360867
I ejaculate more than average and also tend to fire off upwards of 4 times a session
I'm doing my part

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She really is a comedic genius huh?

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>>68360995
It is my calling in life, don't take this from me

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>>68361036
me dum

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>>68360867
>>68361018
Think of all the vril we've expended that might have otherwise gone to the creation of new life
Would this knowledge make Gura happy, embarrassed, disgusted, horny, sad, or some combination of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>68361143
>dum
At least (You) are Gura's type

[Anonymous No.]

>>68361143
>he found THAT file
God I want her

[Anonymous No.]

>>68360007
do you realize how repulsive you are?

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>>68361212
Happy to have her body affirmed
Embarrassed because she's like that
Disgusted that it makes her horny
Sad for the wizards
And good since her fingers find their way into interesting holes

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>>68361143
I'll show her my shit posting folder if she shows me hers.

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>>68361503
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>68361143
>>68361384
god, I want to be part of Gura's next snuff film..

[Anonymous No.]

>>68361614
it's not for the reasons you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>68361503
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>68360007 (Me)
>>68361733 (Me)
>>68361614 (Not Me)
>>68361704 (You)
Do tell faggotchama, what on earth have I ever done to repulse anybody

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>>68361503
nta. I think I'm repulsive, but people don't recoil in disgust when they see me, as I expect them to. They also don't immediately leave when they talk to me for longer than 5 minutes. So idk.

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>>68361906
Depending on how warped your self-perception is, you're either way too hard on yourself, or everyone else around you might be uglier than you yourself realize due to focusing on yourself
Odds are, you're within the bounds of normality - or maybe even slightly better than average - for the hideous freakshow that is the modern world we're immersed in 24/7

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[Anonymous No.]

>>68361574
I really need to order the contents of my hard drive, right now my shitposts and reaction images are all sitting in a disorganized pile in my downloads folder alongside legal documents, outdated resumes, suggestive art of Gura and other HL girls and private nudes of a real girl or two but shh

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>>68362808
Is this you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68362808
My shitpost folder is a bit uhh

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>>68362930
Your picrel has an uncanny resemblance to me at like 14, from the back at least
I'm white though, and these days I'm a bit slimmer and have a shaved head
Why do (You) ask

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>>68362298
I'm definitely really hard on myself, my therapist gave me a kind of survey(idk what to call it) about my self- and external image, my friends and family judged me way more positive than I did myself.

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>>68363108
That dog is one of my pet pieves, i hate ugly dogs, i once watched a YT video of a Barzoi, THE ugliest dog on the fucking planet, it is paper thin looking head on & from the side it looks like it has a beak and it has an ugly scoliosis back...and yet people in the comments where "OMG he is so majestic", "OMG he is so beautiful" etc etc etc

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>>68363108
That doggo looks like he needs rehab

[Anonymous No.]

>>68363314
>let me do it for you Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>68363302
Many such cases
Love yourself anon :)
>>68363314
Now THAT thing on the other hand...

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>>68363314
it's a meme dog retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she going to finish that horror game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68363626
No, there aree people love that dog unironically...idiot fuckeer, abort yourself, you are lobotomated anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>68363314
Relax bud it's just a dog. What has you all worked up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68363995
maybe, but for now her knee horts

[Anonymous No.]

>>68364112
but her knee already hort last stream and she streamed anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>68344176
No. Huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I just woke up and saw the member post.
She will be MY valentine, not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68364918
This (You) >>68350089 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68365023
Nah, I went to bed 10 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68365098
I wish I could sleep for 10 hours again, I keep waking up after 4-6 hours "lately"

[Anonymous No.]

I need to kiss her knee better

[Anonymous No.]

Knee reveal is all i ask for Valentines

[Anonymous No.]

If I were to call in sick on valentines day no one would suspect that I have a date with a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyo
even though i'm level 45, i free every dino i see

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Hanekawa tongue twister
Gura knows me too well this brat.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope we get that 3 year badge
I want to use it so i can be cool

[Anonymous No.]

Slow day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68367779
The more active Gura is, the slowest the threads become.
It's strange, isn't it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>68367848
Chumbies are calmer when she's around and also shitposters don't really have anything to shitpost about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68368011
except taxes, apparently

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[Anonymous No.]

it's nice that she's more or less accomplishing this with a few gaps

[Anonymous No.]

Why’s it called a ham borgar if it’s made out of beef? Shouldn’t it be called a beef borgar?

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>>68368191
God I love her so much...

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>>68368384
it comes from the city of hamburg

[Anonymous No.]

>>68368384
Why is it called a hot dog if it's pig not dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>68368512
Why do they call it a pineapple if it’s not made out of apple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68368888
It's not even from a pine tree either

[Anonymous No.]

>>68368512
huh, hot dogs are also german in origin, they called them “dachshund sausages” because of their shape
>>68368888
In many languages except english it's called Ananas

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>>68369060
>Ananas
... like... like bananas, but without the b...?

[Anonymous No.]

Why’s it called a building when it’s already built?

[Anonymous No.]

Why’s it called a mistletoe when it’s not made of toes?

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>>68369166
A verbal noun or gerundial noun is a verb form that functions as a noun12. It is a noun derived from a verb and exhibits all of the properties of ordinary nouns and none of the properties of verbs2. An example of a verbal noun in English is 'sacking' as in the sentence "The sacking of the city was an epochal event"1. Verbal nouns can have plural forms, occur with determiners and adjectives2.

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>>68369382
Or missiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy3CXGkBYNM

[Anonymous No.]

Why’s it called a sandwich if it doesn’t have any sand?

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>>68369626
yours doesn't have sand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68369139
yeah a buncha nanners

[Anonymous No.]

any chance of a shark sighting today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68369139
I think because it’s a different language it’s pronounced a lil different.
>a-nya-nya
Is how I imagine it’s pronounced.

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>>68370001

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>>68325391
>Person doesn’t watch hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>68371065
back to global

[Anonymous No.]

>>68370001
>>68370485

[Anonymous No.]

Its feeling like a dino day today

[Anonymous No.]

More Palworld soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68371189
Back to inside my butt :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>68371458
The color scheme of this pal looks like a digimon. Agumon? Or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68371586
>>68371458
Dis guy

[Anonymous No.]

No stream for another couple days. Gura lied and people died.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so slow. Even with the member post today

[Anonymous No.]

>>68370485
Chummie, what's the name of the doujin this edit is based on? I recognise it but I just can't recall the name.

[Anonymous No.]

No stream, no fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>68370001
We already got one. Better than one, a whole member post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68371959
???

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they mad at communication?

[Anonymous No.]

The same reason they are happy with no streams.

[Anonymous No.]

so what the chumbies up to today

[Anonymous No.]

>>68372396
All better?

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>>68373894
I shit (You) not, I just got an email like 20 minutes ago informing me that I received a $14,000 scholarship towards my bachelors
I didn't have to apply nor was I even aware that it was a thing until just now, just popped into my inbox apparently because of my grades lmao
Between this and the members' post this is the best I've felt in a long, long time
How about (You) guys, you daijobu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>68373894
I am playing Palworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>68373894
I am also playing Palworld, but mostly looking at dumb things on the internet while my pal eugenics program is underway

[Anonymous No.]

>>68374149
The windows 11 notifications pissed me off so I switched from windows 10 to pop OS

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>>68374496

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>>68374468
>pal eugenics program
Based, I know Fraulein Gooba would approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>68374797
I switched my OS.
I've been configuring things all day today.