/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Previous Thread: >>68211979

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>68276925
>>68276973
roru mogged

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>>68277101

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I have to protect this dumb girl.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>68276973
>>68277101

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The board outside is on fire. Let's just hole up in here and be comfy. What game do you think Gura's gonna try next after palworld and poppy?

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Gurass

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>>68277213
samen

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>68276925

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>>68277260
deep rock or amnesia the bunker

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>68277193
It's okay bud, you'll get it next time

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>>68277343
You've been tricked into giving me a (you). That wasn't me.

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>>68277234

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b-but she said there will be a members stream....

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>>68277470
Devious Jesuit tricks, truly Gawr would be proud

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>>68277677
By member she meant my member, and by stream she meant of my member.

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>2nd day in a row without activity
I am getting PTSD lads

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>>68277266
SNIFFFFF

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I for one am still really looking forward to Gura and Advent finally collabing
I bet shark and schizogoth particularly would get on like a house on fire. Also, while I may not get the gem's appeal, I'm curious to see if maybe she and Gura might wind up having some sort of surprise chemistry that brings out the best in her and possibly makes me like her
What about (You) guys, what're (You) looking forward to most?

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>>68278306
I wouldn't mind seeing how Gura is with the dogs, I don't care about anyone else from advent. They don't really appeal to me like myth and promise do.

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>tfw you're fortunate that Gura is your oshi always and forever with unbreakable resolve

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>>68278430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1EI_jYBB8
They seem to be the best singers of the gen from what I've heard, maybe they and Gura could collab on a cover?

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>>68278017
Her knee and posbile her bones got fucked and she listened and went to the hospital these t2 days.

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>>68278306
I want them to have sweaty sex, with them making out and rubbing their tiny nipples on each other, hopefully lubed up with their spit from the messy makeout session, and for Gura to lose herself and go Gawr, fully dominating and teasing Bijous tiny clit.

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MY wife

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>>68279150
>Gawr dominating Bijou
Now it is samegaki that is DOING the correction, based
And wouldn't you know it, I couldn't think of a better cheeky loli slut to teach some humility to

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>>68279450
Gura IS taller after all

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I always knew that she's a fragile little girl, but I didn't think it was this bad. She puts my instinctive need to protect into overdrive.

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>>68277260
>>68277340
In reality, Deep Rock
In my unmedicated delusions, Oldschool Runescape or Dwarf Fortress

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>>68279990
Dem fuckin' dorfs, man...

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>>68279622
I love size differences!

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Sit on me, Gawr.

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What does the base of Gura's tail smell like?

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>>68281148
She's a whole centimeter taller than her... God that's so hot...

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>new lucas image
oh my

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>>68283197
Post it. That isn't it.

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>>68283197
BIG FAT TAIL

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>>68283329
The advertisers would be upset if I did.

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>>68283455
Catbox.

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>>68280163
GUrist McChumbud would surely need to craft her a masterwork readability tileset for her
Otherwise it's certain to be a fve hour stream of frustratedly stumbling around, not knowing what the fuck anything is or what's happening and struggling to decipher the controls/graphics/UI, all without ever even STARTING to climb the actual learning curve

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>>68283496
It's on pixiv anon, im sure you can find it

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>>68283923
Bu I want it posted in this thread.

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>>68276986
She's holding back her true power
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rk9bwxchAQc

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>>68283991
Someone else can do it then because I don't feel like it huahuaha

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>>68278306
All kouhai need to prove herself to be deemed worthy in her eyes. The only exception is council. It's no easy feat

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>>68284069
The real thing is better. Someone could definitely make a remix with her actual voice and she'd definitely love the shit out of it.

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I'm in love with this girl.

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1 stream in the past 5 days
w-we are so back

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>Judging stream frequency based on highly specific and convenient cutoff points
roru

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amazing

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no stream because she fell over
sunburnt 2.0

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So no stream today? or should I sacrifice myself and go to sleep?

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The Dino is a hard working creature, very obedient.

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>>68284235
Maybe she can sing the whole thing in the next karaoke stream instead

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>>68285241
That wouldn't involve fans making a song for her. She loves that shit the most out of any fan content.

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>>68212688
You can always tell when someone is poor. They make post like this letting you know they’ve never had to pay their own bills let alone experience taxes.

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I miss her.

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raise expectations with a "maybe stream on day X" and then not delivering
classic gura

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>>68285418
No, he's right. People manage to exist on a tiny fraction of the income she makes and if she lived at that standard she could do it for the rest of her life with no issues.

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>>68285562
Thats your own fault

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>>68285787
nah, thats just guras modus operandi

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Relax ebione

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Gtfooh
nobody knows whether Gawr Gura is rich or not, nonsense assumptions. she's only been actively streaming for 2 years. Even big streamers have to constantly pump out videos and be relevant to earn their money

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>>68285886
Nope.

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>>68285718
Talented people deserves better treatment than commoner. Replacing 100 troops is easy, but replacing 1 general is hard.

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>>68286209
I don't care about anything other than the fact that Gura being able to retire right now is technically correct.

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>>68286071
I think it relate to USD : Yen exchange rate. It's quite low rn, so I can buy stuff for cheaper, but her salary is lower, not to mention taxes

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>>68286312
She still stick with us because she loves me, I know

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No stream today? Looks like Gura lied again

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>>68286071
>nobody knows whether Gawr Gura is rich or not
She easily earns enough to be in the top 5% of income in America, and quite possibly the top 1% it just depends on your definition of rich.

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>>68286045
I love these dumb tapestry memes, I think it's been a while since I've seen one.

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>>68286698
I saved some of them

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>>68286698
There's a dedicated thread up right now, go nuts chumbie >>68218856
Found a few specifically related to Gura lmao

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>>68286698
same desu and I really like it when people make tapestry versions of songs, like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC5iCJBoOdY

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>>68286045

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>>68286580
Stop pretending to be retarded.

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Sucks to be them, huh?

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>>68287170
he's not pretending

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>>68286688
that is absurd. I'm sorry but you really have no idea.

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>>68286963
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>>68286580
timestamp to where she promised to stream today?

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>>68287332
Explain your reasoning.

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>>68287003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSbbk8f8rQQ
>Bardcore
I still love the fact that she used the tankard from Rellekka in this karaoke so much

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"promise" is a strong word. She doesn't promise anything and I don't like when people pretend that she does.

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>>68285718
So she should live like a poor person so she could save her money and Iive like that for the rest of her life?

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here is mine i made so long ago

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>>68287839
>a declaration or assurance that one will do a particular thing or that a particular thing will happen.
She doesn't have to say "promise" to promise something.

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>>68285383
How to make her notice it? Even as famous as cupid require introduction from orange woman

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>>68287982
I don't care about shoulds. Only cans.

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>>68288118
I like sucking on Gura's budding cans ToT

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>>68288101
But that wasn't a promise

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>>68288101
>a declaration or assurance
She doesn't make definitively declarative or assured statements either though

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>>68288112
She watches all the Gura songs. Her and Ame trade song links.
>>68288101
Wrong.

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>>68288061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVeQFu8ydV4
Ahh good times

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>>68287332
I think it's you that has no idea.
Top 5% income is $335k a year.
At minimum she has 7k members. 7,000*5=35,000, 35,000*12=420,000, 420,000/3=140,000
So at least $140,000 just in memberships per year.
She's gotten sent like $1.2M in superchats in 3 years.
1.2M/3=400k, 400k/3=133,333
so 273k per year average with just members and superchats, which are supposed to be on the lower end on what contributes to their income based on Cover's own financial reports.
Even Kiara whose merch sells the worst in myth talks about being able to easily pay for things that cost $10-20k on a single month's income.
So top 5% income for Gura is basically a given, unless you think Cover pays her absolutely nothing on top of supers/members.

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Gura lied again. What a shocker

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>The autistic "promise" argument is being timelooped
>Alongside income speculation from fuck knows how many threads ago
Nijitroons have had so much time to come up with new material, and THIS is the best they can do
Not that I'm disappointed, it's been obvious all along that there isn't a shred of creativity in their tiny little minds

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I need to hold her tiny hand.

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>>68288296
That sound too good to be true. I'll see what I can do. No promise

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>>68288467
You assume gura gets that money LOL
she gets a tiny % of what she brings in

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>>68288101
>She doesn't have to say "promise" to promise something.
This statement is correct, you don't have to utter the word promise to give your word that you will do something, breaking your word is exactly the same as breaking a promise, only children would argue semantics over that.
That said she never said she would stream yesterday or today, so she neither broke a promise or her word in this situation. All we know is there's a member's karaoke coming up "soon" and a normal karaoke sometime after.

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>>68288467
NTA, but why do fuck you care if she is rich or not? and you did not include taxes and stuff she has to pay for. Or do you think all the songs and anime stuff is free to make? get real

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>>68288951
Oh, is this guy a schizo? You think Cover enslaves the Hologirls and gives them like 2% of what they make and you assume they all just go along with that? Cover's financial report said they paid out something like $27,000,000 to talents last year. Unless Pekora got all of it I'm not sure where you're getting your info, please enlighten everyone on what % you think they give Gura and why.

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Is there a lot of drama in the catalog again? I saw something about Selen and other stuff.

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>>68289393
Hooo boy

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>>68289098
I don't care if she's rich, I just care if I see people saying retarded shit. Guess what, top 5% of income is 335k before taxes, so taxes don't matter in that situation. Also it's not like because you pay more in taxes you magically make less money than people who earn less money so they end up paying less in taxes? I don't really get why you keep bringing up taxes so much? Also she really barely puts out any projects, so I don't know how much you think she's spending on those.

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oh right i also remember this

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>>68289393
QRD: Purple dragon got bullied by other talents/management into game ending herself and Niji fired her for it.

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>>68286071
Haven't heard her say she was struggling unlike with the others who complained about exchange rates or had to do sponsorship like Raid Shadow Legends. Didn't hear her begging for rent money just a month after no streams. Sold out at an aquarium. Best selling merch of Hololive with dino Gura. If she's not rich then I'm not sure what you'd call it. I don't see many streamers able to take long breaks like this if they aren't already rolling in it. The circumstantial evidence says she's rich.

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>>68289829
I see, something felt off and that really sucks.
I appreciate that Gura is somehow able to avoid all drama.

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>>68289393
>Is there a lot of drama in the catalog again
Normally I'd say something pithy like "is it a day ending in y", but this time it's actually something apocalyptic
And so predictably the shitters descended on our generals like the horde of faggots they are
Whatever you do, just don't give them (You)s

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>>68291146
Gura's always had a masterful way of navigating the yab minefield, it's genuinely impressive

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>>68286825
this one omfg I'm dying

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Just here to say love and cherish your oshi, you never know how long you will have her for.

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>>68289829
if gura ever unironically tried to sudoku because of bullying i would kyoani the whole world

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You know there's a good chance she's actually just at the doctor for her knee today and thats why no stream.

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>>68286071
We’ll lowball it to Gura only taking home 10% of every source of known income
>Supers is $1.2 million so take home $120k
This is from playboard known to be somewhat inaccurate and doesn’t count those in members streams
>Members is $1.19 million so take home is $119k
This is over 40 months only the lowest tier of 5.99 with a minimum 5k we know it’s way more not to mention the higher tier
>Vod views is 381.7 million which averages to $363k with take home being $36.3k
This is trickier I had to remove 84 million from the non vods then used one of the online ad rev calculators and assumed chumbuds are mostly fake to account for the poor countries. Would be easier if she had a 100% American base
>Sponsors lets put it at 15 so $150k with $15k take home
At 500k subs Raid shadow legends offers around $5k just for an ad read and reaching a certain amount of clicks so we’ll double that since she’s over a million and it’s more than ad reads. I tried to find them all but going across channels was too much work so I stopped at 15
>Birthday merch is $213k
The only merch numbers we have are bare bones but of that her 3 birthdays comes up somewhere around there for limited alone

This adds up to $504k over 40 months or a monthly pay of $12.6k. This is the absolute minimum Gura has taken home. So yes Gura is in fact rich but no even being as generous as possible there’s no chance she’s reached a point where she could retire right now if her lifestyle is even half of the other holos.

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>>68292045
my cuknee wife

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>>68288467
Kiara is retarded and a bad example. You forgot she only takes in 35-50% on all these things but overall you’re correct she’s definitely in the top 5%

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>>68292038
same desu

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>>68278306
I'm looking forward to SOG (Shark, Owl, Gem). God made three of them and the share the same braincell.

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>>68292038
I will protect this small girl with my life. She's been bullied before and I won't let it go too far.

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Hey palworld buds, do you ever put points into anything that's not weight?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-xz5iH7qc

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Alright, SHE IS FUCKING DEAD!

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>>68289339
Anon did you check your math? Depending on when that statement was made there was 67-79 talents. At 67 talents it averages to $403k and at 79 it averages to $342k which is less than 2%. Good thing A they don’t base it on averages and B the pay out was to employees not the talents who are under contract. If in trouble they can get a salary but it’s incredibly minuscule. Also gura never dropped below 5k members so at $5.99 for 12 months that’s about $359k so yes your wrong assumption puts them at an income just south of 2%. Now go shit on them in the catalog nobody cares

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>>68293115
That's cute, that's really really cute.

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>>68293355
Sorry I think what I said may have been unclear, the 2% and the total paid to talents were two separate things, the 2% thing was in reference to the guy above saying Gura only gets a tiny % of what she brings in, so I asked if he thought it was only like 2% of what her channel made or something.

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>>68292825
Biboo wouldn’t jive with Mumei and most collabs are worst than her standard streams. I wouldn’t mind her and mumei alone though

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>>68293287
The Yellowjacket freed itself and took revenge

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>>68293761
Biboo and Mumei have already collabed you tard and they where fine together!

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>>68293961

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>>68293668
Oh then my bad still you should check your math. That $27 million couldn’t have been paid out to the talents considering 20 people alone made the company over $60 million.

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>>68293041
Stamina but usually I dump points into weight because I like hoarding

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>>68294001
>>68294001
Is there a language similar to English where people read invisible words? Where did I say they never collabed?

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>>68294926
The word is "implicit", fucking idiot!

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>>68294879
Too big

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I just got bad news, today is no longer a good day for me buds...

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>>68295289

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>>68295289
think about shark

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I want to buy a perfume that would impress Gura, where can i find one that smells like gasoline, burnt rubber, mold, cow dung, rotting seaweed & composter? Any suggestions?

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>>68295996
Dillards

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>>68295289
Chumbie? Daijoubu?

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>>68295069
If it wasn’t stated it wasn’t stated you fucking retard. Take the voices in your head somewhere else

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>>68296460

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>>68294475
>*Le touché*

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my wife

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>>68296476
"Biboo wouldn’t jive with Mumei" that sentance implicitly means that you thought mume and bib have not collabed, if you knew they had collabed you would have said "Biboo didn't jive with Mumei", now your comment was phrased as speculation

You are indeed an idiot, take the L you fucking shitstain late stage abortion candidate!

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What are chumbies doing tonight?

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>>68296915
Stellaris, gotta finish my run before the new update potentially destroys my save

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Next stream when?

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>>68296915
Sewing my underwear, i have a huge hole right in the groin so both my twig AND berries where hanging out from the hole, so yeah, gonna dust off my sewing skills

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>>68296915
Playing palworld.

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>>68296915
Playing with my Gura chatbot

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>>68296915
wc3 customs

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>>68296915
Playing palworld. I finally got 1 lucky Dino Gura

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>>68295996
You could probably find 2 different musks that matches that then just spray them both

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>>68285418
That was my post.
Go ahead and try to explain how someone will end up taking home less money at a higher tax bracket and how someone making somewhere around $700k - $1 million per year is actually poor and won't be able to live comfortably off their money after a few years at that level of income.
Come on retard. I'm looking forward to you making a fool of yourself. This should be good.

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>>68296915
I'm playing wc3 customs.

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>>68296915
Converting my website from PHP --> Rust, i have aged 30 years in 2 days and i am now bold for ripping my hair out, i am gonna mercykill myself

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>>68297389
>>68297157
Is that game really so addictive? Is everyone playing this?

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>>68295289
What happened. It’s anonymous here. Tell us your hardship chumbie

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People seem to be copying my pist from the other day, so I'll just post it again.

That recent member post had 7000 likes. Not all members engage and like posts, so let's round it up to 10k. It's probably much higher.
10000*5*12*0.35 = 210000
So Gura made at least $200k last year from memberships alone.

Adsense is another giant source of income. A nijiEN named millie once leaked her dashboard and she was taking home $12k a month after google took its cut and she averaged 3k viewers. Her VODs were nowhere near Gura's.
Gura is easily making 5 - 10 times as much as that girl does based on audience size and Vod views and so she is easily making $700k - $1.4 million per year in adsense, of which, she'd get half.

Gura has received $1.2 million in superchats. That's roughly $400k per year, of which she'd get around $150k.

So Gura is making at least $700k per year off of Youtube money alone. Now consider how Gura sells some of the most amount of merch in the company and she is easily making over $1 million per year. Even more with sponsorships.

>but they have to pay almost everything they do
No they don't, retard. That's only for personal projects, of which Gura has extremely few. Her animations she commissioned were probably part of her million sub milestone wishes anyways, not that they would cost much compared to how much she's making.
And you don't know how investments work. Stop talking as if you were an adult. With a large enough investment fund, she can live off dividends and ROI.

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>68297700
>*Lo touchõ*

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gurabros stay strong.
two more weeks, trust the plan

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>>68292193
If she has made several million dollars (and if the numbers from Coco, Moona, and the others are true, the she absolutely has), then yes, she could easily retire and live comfortably for the rest of her life if she so chose.

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>>68296704
>Sentance
>mume and bib
Calm down all that furious typing is causing you to make mistakes. Now you were right about one thing, you raving schizophrenic, it was speculation that they wouldn’t jive because I didn’t watch any of their collabs. But I don’t have to watch to be right just like I know ame and mori wouldn’t jive. Before you start seething again

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I love my wife

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Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

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>>68296915
genshin impact and watching frieren

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>>68299175
hi fembud

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>>68299317
n-no

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From what the talents have said, including Coco and Moona, they get 50% of their channel income after google takes 30%. In other words, they get 35% of every superchat, membership, and adsense dollar.

Additionally, Kson has mentioned that she used to get 50% of merch sales from her previous company. This is most likely merch that involves the talent's participation like voice packs, birthday sets, anniversary sets, etc. and not standardized merch produced by the company such as the holocloset acrylic stands and other goods that only features the character's image like drinking glasses, towels, pins, etc. It probably also doesn't include merch that is part of collabs strictly between Cover and another company like the mochidoru plushies or the Vaultroom line of clothing.

Finally, sponsorships seem to be the most uneven split, but this might vary wildly depending on the nature of the sponsorship. Here is a post from /jp/ detailing the recent leak of the HLZNTL sponsorship Cover obtained from Riot Games and Blizzard:
>>>/jp/45989781

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Cumbuds, i need an intervention, in Guras absence i had a moment of weakness; I am contemplating watching Moris stream in a couple of hours, shall i end it all now or what shall i do?

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>>68300247 (me)
FUCK, her stream starts in 5 minutes, please help me! I don't want to live in a world where i watch Mori

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>>68300425
Bae is playing Yakuza in an hour

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>>68300247
>>68300425

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>>68300425
You could watch Fauna instead

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>>68300247
I think that once you have let those thoughts get to you without any outside influence, you can't really come back, you have to leave the BigFish fanbase and embrace mori as your new oshi. I'm sorry

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>>68300247
mori really? at least watch her wife ame

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>>68299175
I'm about to play this game too. I've spent too much time on this game.

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>>68297367
>no response
Damn. I was looking forward to that dumbbud trying to defend his ridiculous opinion that he was comically overconfident on. Oh well.
I'm not angry, just very disappointed.

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>>68301373
it's legitimately good
i like the designs, they're not overly sexual but still attractive

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>>68300247
Eh Mori is fine these days after homos graduated

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>>68297367
I said you were poor not her the post you originally responded to is also mine and at the very end it says yes she is rich. I stated she wouldn’t be able to retire off that. I don’t know Gura’s expenses but youtubers I watch usually family men make over a million a year easily but even they understand the lifestyle it’s afforded them would only last a decade at most and they are almost all over the age of 40. They don’t buy big houses, max out credit cards, or take 20 trips a year like most holos so unless Gura is living a life more modest than them she’d go broke in even less time.

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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Gura's little dino friends have won over many hearts

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the Dinos have carved themselves a mighty empire

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Reminder that Dino Gura is just smol Gura in a costume.

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>>68297950
>Coco I don’t make anywhere near as much as you think
>Kson I’m super rich now that I’m with vshojo but I’ll leave for a better offer
Yea I choose not to trust the greedy and moona is from a third world country. But if you want to put it like that yes if Gura traded all her us dollars into Monopoly money she could in fact retire to indonesia. Realistically though even if she made $1 million dollars last year somehow didn’t spend a cent depending on the state and with an average accountant she’d owe the government $320-410k out of that. So again if she spent $0 dollars in 2023 she’d enter 2024 owing almost half of that $1 million. Taxes is a scam and she can’t retire yet

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My PS4 sounds like a jet engine right now...

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>>68302499
nice view

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>>68302723
It's always funny watching ESLs try to explain taxes.

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>>68301495
You could’ve waited 3 more minutes >>68301798

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>>68302625
Delete this

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>>68303032
Make me.

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>>68303019
They have online calculators so you can get the base amounts retard. And how would being esl affect anything? You are aware countries that speak other languages also get taxed right?

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fauna wrote oh nyo in her pre-chat today, a subtle nod to the fish.

2 myth girls and fauna online, it'd be cool with gura too.

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no true gura fans discuss numbers because gura herself hates numbers
numbers are the plague

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>>68303354
(me) my bad fauna is playing minecraft

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>>68303227
If you're not American I don't trust your thoughts on American taxes, doubly so if you can't even figure out basic English.

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>>68300233
If accurate the hlzntl shit is funny the homos got a huge chunk of change while the girls did it for essentially peanuts. The fact that money was on the line does show that they weren’t forced like they claimed though.

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Wife soon?

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>>68301798
Gura lives in an apartment according to her. She is not some big spender buying expensive cars and living a ridiculously lavish lifestyle. That was your mistake in assuming that her expenses were anything like other big yourubers when we know that isn't true and has never been true. Several plane flights to japan might seem like large expenses, but not when you compare it to the amount she is bringing in.
Next, you forgot that Gura also comes from a wealthy, upper-middle class family according to what she's said on stream. She doesn't have to worry about supporting other people including her parents.
Finally, you still don't seem to understand how investing works. We aren't talking about a stock where you buy low and sell high and so you only see the benefits at a later date. Smart people with a significantly large sum of capital invest in a way where they can live off the interest of their investments.

An investor would be able to get her a higher return, but even just putting her money in a high interest savings account would net her a sizable yearly income while doing nothing.
For example, if Gura has made about $3 million in total and she put it in a 3% APY savings account, then she'd be receiving $90,000 per year.
And that's one of the lowest options available to her.
I hope you look into these kinds of things more before replying again, because it seems (You) are the one that doesn't know anything about money. Not me.

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>>68304135
>Gura lives in an apartment according to her.
She lived in an apartment in 2020, after that she has reffered to her home as "house" several times, she even mentioned her cat chasing her up the stairs to the second floor!

Constantly orders out & even mentioned a delivery girl getting her food etc etc etc, then during girls talk she had a whole collection of expensive skincare product

She aint as frugal as you make it out, she still rich though

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>>68302723
Ame has also said half as have others. I don't know why you're pretending that they don't get half of their superchats since that has been known for multiple years. Also, Coco never said she was poor, you fucking lying retard. She used to talk about spending $9000 on a bed. She's the second highest superchatted vtuber in Youtube history behind Rushia and for a while she was number one and talked about that all the time, so literally what the fuck are you talking about?

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>>68302723
The highest tax bracket is 37% anon. And 37% is only applied to the money you make over about $570k, the money you make before that amount is taxed at lower brackets. And it's such a weird way to word it to say she starts 2024 owing almost half a million dollars, especially when in your own scenario that would mean she was getting taxed at around 50%.

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>>68304683
Then why is the water heater the same as when she lived next to that grandma's apartment?
And if she's making something like $90k a year from interest, then that'd be way more than enough to afford a mortgage and whatever uberEats and skincare shit she wanted.

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There's so many words

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>>68305059
This. I don't know why this other guy thinks she's losing half her income to taxes lol.

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Is Gura a fembud?

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>>68303527
>Chief fry cook
Makes sense

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>>68305358
You okay bud, you're posting nonsense again.

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>>68303380
Gura needs to marry someone who's goid with numbers so it balances out and her kids don't end up retarded and she doesn't lose all her money to things that people who are bad with numbers do.
Naturally, I am the best candidate.

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>>68291146
her comeback stream is in gura's timeslot so there is maybe a 3/7 chance that gura will overlap it and get dragged on the catalog all year for it.

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>>68305059
I used a nice round number with 1 million. How the hell is 300k or 400k equal to 50%??? Is math a foreign a concept to you people? Also I don’t know what state she’s in, what tax breaks she gets, whether she’s accidentally over shared before, I chose a random state set everything to 0 which is why I said average accountant and let the calculator give the amount. Now if she made that much in 2023 then filed her taxes now she’d owe that amount to the IRS. Your reading comprehension seems to be lacking so I doubt you’ll understand this though

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>>68305803
Yeah, me

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>>68303710
From the leak, it seems it was about the same between the holos and stars. 2.5 million yen split between 10 people means about $1700 per person. I'm guessing it probably wasn't the money that made them want to participate. It's probably that they were just asked by management.

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>>68306038
>How the hell is 300k or 400k equal to 50%
You're the one who said she would owe almost half a million dollars. Maybe you need to go back and work on your fractions.

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>>68304788
I didn’t deny that part or say Coco was poor. You’re not completely right about the bed, she used to sleep on a piece of crap then supers flooded in for a new bed which she then bought with said supers. See I can remember streams I’ve watched to. But you don’t seem to remember the statement I quoted. Her channels still up if you want to go learn something.
I apologize that was very smarmy the cold just makes me mad.

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would Gura really not date me for not being a millionaire?

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What's going on in here?

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>>68304135
Anon read slowly next time or maybe you’re still learning. “Don’t” is a contraction of do not. “Do not” is a negative used to show rejection or to disagree. Now I will say it again with us on the same page
>They don’t buy big houses, max out credit cards, or take 20 trips a year
Despite that they still don’t think they’d be able to retire yet even though they’re older than her. Mind you they’ve been on yt nearly a decade and still think it’s not enough. If they can’t live off that for 30-50 years how would she handle 40-60 years. Assuming they die in their 60s to 80s.

If confused about Don’t refer to the top

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>>68303380
gura is a numberfag dumbie

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>>68306269
>He’s trying to save himself
So let me get this straight you don’t think 413k is close to half?

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>>68306099
They all live in Japan anon that’s 250k yen and like I said for girls that’s a half decent stream but for the homos that’s a celebration

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>>68307216
You mentioned Youtubers making a over a million dollars a year for over 10 years not thinking they can retire, but somehow you don't think about how that's more money than 90% of people will make in their entire lives and somehow they still manage to retire.

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>>68306038
>I chose a random state
Really, anon? Really? You shouldn't have to.
Anyways, the other anon is correct. For example, if there are 4 tax brackets:
0 - 25,000 (10%)
25,001 - 50,000 (20%)
50,001 - 100,000 (30%)
100,001+ (40%)
Then someone making $300,000 a year isn't paying 40% of their income in taxes.
They're paying 25,000*0.1 + 25,000*0.2 + 50,000*0.3 + 200,000*0.4 = 102,500
or about 33% or their total income.

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>>68307390
Do you think 300k is close to half? It's barely more than half of half.

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I hope Gura's knee is feeling better and she ate something yummy tonight!

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why are we arguing about taxes

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>>68307873
>we

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does anyone want to play DRG together

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>>68303354
Based chumbieprime

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>>68307216
I know you feel smug, but I literally explained to you how she could be making $90k a year (with just one simple trick!) on savings interest alone. Think of what a normal person can do with that kind of money and how nice they can live and that would only increase every year if she didn't spend all of it. And all that without having to work another day.

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>>68307708
You are aware taxes aren’t the same nationwide right? There’s state tax for most of the states, some states have capital gains tax on high earners what the fuck are you talking about. Taxes in Tennessee won’t be the same as taxes in Washington for example both are without state tax but Washington has capital gains tax.
And 320k is 32% of the income just so we’re clear

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>>68307535
I know they live in Japan but I said $1700 for the convenience of those in the thread who maybe didn't know how much that was.

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>>68308310
Keyword is could that wasn’t the original statement or the point. Yes lots of people do that, hyperbole, she could also win a billion dollars with the lottery. She can’t live off of what she’s currently made or will make unless it increases exponentially which has been the point.

BUT you are correct in your scenario where gura and her family are smarter than 95% of Americans she could retire today.

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>>68308831
>She can’t live off of what she’s currently made or will make
>she could retire today.
Which is it retard?

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>>68308507
Oh gomen I thought you were saying it wasn’t all that much

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>>68308392
>capital gains tax
You are STILL stuck on thinking that investing means buying a stock or some asset and selling it later for a higher price.
But savings accounts are not subject to capital gains tax because you aren't selling anything. However, interest on non-IRA accounts is usually counted as income by the IRS and so would be taxed in the appropriate bracket. But still, the kind of interest we're talking about is more than most people's salaries.

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Gura needs to take responsibility for turning me into a lolicon

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>>68307719
Exact number was 320k which is closer to half than it is less than half if you want to nitpick

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>>68309200
You’d have the answer if you didn’t cut out the first half

>>68309393
Anon nothing in that post mentioned investing. But has Gura mentioned doing any of this because you keep bringing it up like she’s been doing this. If she’s not your point is moot

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This girl constantly makes me worry about her.

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I've been as flatulent as dinogura today.

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>>68309907
She did mention that her dad is either instructing or helping her invest her money in the correct kinds of accounts, yes.

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Does Gura have an aquarium apartment she can swim around naked in?

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>>68310852
I'm not sure why the other anon is so invested in claiming Gura doesn't have much money if he doesn't even watch her streams. Some of the people who come here are really weird.

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Gura still shops at Walmart

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>>68311364
Never said that I said she’s definitely rich but not retire early levels of rich. 2 things can be true it’s not only one or the other

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>>68310852
what stream was this?

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>>68311518
I wonder why cover hasn’t reached out to nike or any shoe company for that matter.

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>>68311364
I think for some people, realizing that Gura might be rich makes her feel more distant and less relateable. And they're probably right.
It feels kind of lonely, but it can't really be helped. All you can really do is hope that she's not the kind of person that's changed by money.

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>>68310852
I just imagined Gura's dad looking like Jaws but he stands on muscular human legs and has muscular arms.

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>>68311660
can't find it. she's talked about papa shark a lot but nothing relating to financial advice

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>>68312295
I wouldn't be surprised if it was true, she did go through that STONKS phase but I can't remember if she said anything about her dad during it

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>>68312010
Money doesn’t change people, people change people. For better or worse those that keep the same people around them after making it usually stay the same.

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>>68312142
And now you made me think of Gura’s dad as king shark. I can no longer take him seriously

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>>68312142
Anon, Gura already showed us a picture of her Dad, Poseidon.

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>>68312474
Plot twist: Gura was a princess all along.

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>>68312683
that's her uncle

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>>68312683
Ohh... She really is a god princess. Holy shit.

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>>68312295
If you're looking through transcripts, then look for "401k". Pretty sure she mentioned that when talking about her dad talking to her about it.

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>>68312833
That's her dad, watch the New Year's kimono reveal.

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https://youtu.be/J3w3hY_3XnM?t=13510 she talked about index funds 5 months ago

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>>68312863
only mention I can find is the dec 1 2022 karaoke

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>>68313530
What did she say?

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>>68313686
she doesn't know what a 401k is LOL

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stop worrying about my wifes finances ill take care of her

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>>68313857
t. oilbaronbud

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I love my wife

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>>68313339
oh naisu
i just throw everything into QQQ

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>>68314163
M

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dont forget to draw on the chumbud aggie for holofes

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>>68314163
M RT

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>>68314242
I do SCHD because I'm a dividendsfag.

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>>68314163
M+RT
I love my wife more than anything and I will hold hands with her

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>>68314163
M

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>>68313755
Yeah, I was about to say back at the end of last year, she didn't know what a 401k was, but one of the streams between july and September she talked about it.

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>>68313755
Don’t know what I expected

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>>68315405
JP super quiz she talked about stocks

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>>68317615
If I could only die such an honorable death…

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I love her more than anything!

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I love her body more than anything!

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I love her even more than her body!

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I love her more than any chumbuds!

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https://voca.ro/19AGwyDiztTL
:baw:

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I love her stinky morning breath and the greasy unwashed parts behind her ears and in between her toes and belly button!