/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Previous Thread: >>68165278

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I feel like I’m wasting my life away. Kinda wanna get too high and hope I’ll make some revelation that’ll fix me. You guys ever do that? it work out alright?

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>>68212151
No, using drugs for recreation is for retards.

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>>68212151
No, trying to drown your problems in inebriants is a bad idea. If you are going to use things recreationally then do it to just have fun, not to try and fix problems. That's how addicts are born, such as alcoholics.

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Gura is a headpat slut

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Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

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>>68212241
It’s not for recreation tho. I’d be high right now if I used recreationally. I’m talking Native American spirit world shit. You know. Finding yourself I guess.

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Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

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>>68212572
>>68212636

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>>68204956
>Depends on what you mean. She isn’t worried about money in the slightest and will never be worried long she’s with hololive possibly up to a year at least. She’s not at a point where she’ll never have to work though. And to be clear even if she never spent a dime and lived in squalor she’d still have to work eventually. But yes she is rich

NTA, but what do you even mean? Gura is rich. She gets 35% of all the adsense, super chats, and memberships. She gets a sizable amount of the merch sales. She even gets sponsorships.
I have no idea why you think she isn't loaded to the point where she could retire if she wanted to. She absolutely could. Her channel does better than most regular youtubers and she has easily made multiple millions of dollars over the past 3 years.
She said her dad helps her with her money and so she could literally live off investments for the rest of her life and live comfortably. It's like you have no understanding of money or how much things cost because you even said that she's rich but then you also said she'd have to work again eventually. She wouldn't. She could retire tomorrow and be fine for the rest of her life.

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>>68212628
Goob please put your helmet on. Its dangerous.

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Gurass

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>>68212151
>I feel like I’m wasting my life away.
I feel you on that, but not on the rest.
I have a strong aversion to drugs, because I got bullied hard for not wanting to drink or smoke, I don't even drink coffee. If alcohol didn't taste disgusting to me, I'd be drowning myself in it.
I have a friend who's a druggie, he's basically always drunk, he just wants to be numb to the world and sleep forever, I feel his pain, but I don't want to lose myself like that.

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Gura is a multi millionaire and you will never be good enough for her. Women like her never marry down.
Always remember that.
You will never be good enough.

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>>68212151
I have revelations all the time. The only ones that matter are I will have to work harder if I want out of what I am currently in. This is, for us, what coming home from work and watching sports or shitty sitcoms is for others. I work 9to5 I come home and hope to catch a stream while playing games. Is it the ideal life, no. I know to change it I have to work hard but I am at the age where it is easy to fall into habits that are lazy.

It is better to make changes now rather then later anon.

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>68212969
How do tourists like you even find threads like this

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>>68212688
>Multiple millions
I doubt that. Has she made over 1M in total? probably but they have to pay almost everything they do + she probably has the highest tax bracket and whatever money she has invested won't really payout until many years

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1754324028368765376

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>>68213389
cute!

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When you dig into how rich her grandmother is a mere million dollars becomes nothing. It's laughable to think Gura is in it for the money.

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Gura please fart in my bong water.

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>>68213389
>Doesn't ship to my location.
Fuck me, I guess.

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>>68213728
What backwater do you live in that you can't use geekjack?

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>>68213389
man, why is the towel branch and not Gura themed

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>>68213784
I-I knew about GeekJack, baka anon!

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>>68214123

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>>68213389
eh, I have no need for those and last years message was bit dissapointing (and someone probably will leak it anyways)
>>68213917
faster to make and probably cost saving

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>>68214156
Why does Gura make this face when you pet her?

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>>68213389
I kinda wanna buy it, but I'm also kinda "burned out" on merch and I really don't want to deal with DHLs shit again

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Does anyone else have this instinctive need to protect this small fragile girl?

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>>68214209
>*Le touché*

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>>68214292
all the time, especially when she talks about her clumsiness, diet and living conditions.
I MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS BRAT AND FEED HER NUTRITIOUS MEALS

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>>68214292
I have the instinctive need to vomit all over myself when I’m forced to place my order with the cute cashier girl.

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>>68214123
New dumb ebi, you are forgiven

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>68214396
I have built a certain tolerance to social interaction, thanks to my therapist and social worker. I can go up to 3 hours without shutting down now, doesn't seem to get better than that though. phone calls are still the bane of my existence, but I could definitely order food for her and even complain if they get her order wrong, if I feel anger I can overcome my social anxiety for some reason.

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Watch this

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>>68213389
>no Gawr version

A little disappointing but expected.

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>>68214704
With phone calls, you gotta think to yourself, what is the absolute worst thing that can happen? A bit of awkwardness, some embarassment, even if the call does go bad, those feelings are only temporary, and you won't even remember them in a few months time, and the person you're calling on the phone definately won't remember. Also remember the last time you made a call, it wasn't that bad, it was probably easier than expected. I say this as a person who would rather shove a handful of huntsman spiders into my mouth than make a simple phone call. But no one else is going to do it for me.

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>>68214978
>those feelings are only temporary, and you won't even remember them in a few months time
haha yeah

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not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>68214704
That’s rough, but I’m glad you've been able to at least partially adapt to this world. I hope you become stronger everyday, chumbie.
A fun exercise I like to do is to imagine if my soul was teleported to an alien being, who’s living on their world. Sorta like a “skinwalker” situation. And trying to adapt to their customs and problems using my own novel solutions. Then taking that scenario and applying it to this life I live now.
I don’t think it’s insightful or anything. Just fun to imagine lol

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The hololive store has state and city taxes now...

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>>68215024
it will always be a bit difficult, but there is no way around anxiety, the only way is right through the middle, with more and more exposure. It will never be "easy" but it DOES get easier. Writing down what i wanted to say before hand helps a little too, even with some possible responses n shit.

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>>68215107
that actually kinda fits, because I do feel like an alien in this world.

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>>68213387
That recent member post had 7000 likes. Not all members engage and like posts, so let's round it up to 10k. It's probably much higher.
10000*5*12*0.35 = 210000
So Gura made at least $200k last year from memberships alone.

Adsense is another giant source of income. A nijiEN named millie once leaked her dashboard and she was taking home $12k a month after google took its cut and she averaged 3k viewers. Her VODs were nowhere near Gura's.
Gura is easily making 5 - 10 times as much as that girl does based on audience size and Vod views and so she is easily making $700k - $1.4 million per year in adsense, of which, she'd get half.

Gura has received $1.2 million in superchats. That's roughly $400k per year, of which she'd get around $150k.

So Gura is making at least $700k per year off of Youtube money alone. Now consider how Gura sells some of the most amount of merch in the company and she is easily making over $1 million per year. Even more with sponsorships.

>but they have to pay almost everything they do
No they don't, retard. That's only for personal projects, of which Gura has extremely few. Her animations she commissioned were probably part of her million sub milestone wishes anyways, not that they would cost much compared to how much she's making.
And you don't know how investments work. Stop talking as if you were an adult. With a large enough investment fund, she can live off dividends and ROI.

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Am I a bad person if I want to hear Gura crying so hard in front of me when she hurts her knee?

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I goomed to hard. I think I khan'd. Now my throat hurts.

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>>68215144
Sales tax in the US is handled by each state. I have never heard of any place having city sales tax.

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>>68215376
I hope you give it a shot - the thought exercise. While others may call sociopathic, I call gaming the system. ;3

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>>68215330
I'm not the original anon but yeah I do know what you mean, I've had ups and downs with it and am a lot better at talking to strangers or calling places on the phone than I used to be. Still, there are small inconsequential awkward moments that live in my head for literal years, seems impossible to turn that off completely.

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>>68215627
>city sales tax
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/which-cities-have-the-highest-sales-tax

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>>68215144
Also, that doesn't make sense. I'm not buying something from within my state or even another state. Why the fuck would there be state sales tax on an international purchase? I understand customs and import levees, but the state has fuck all to do with me buying something from another country. That's fucking stupid.

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>>68215627
You clearly don't live here then.

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>>68215708
That shit has turned into verbal ticks for me. I’m good at catching myself in public, but at home it runs rampant. Whenever I remember anything unpleasant that’s happened to me in the last 20 years, very bad words are vomited out of my mouth. Fucking sucks. Only started happening 5 years ago maybe.

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>>68215708
yeah and those little moments stack up over time, like constant confirmation bias being triggered, and it piles on the anxiety. But for every awkward moment remembered there might be 9 that weren't. And even so, they still end up being inconsequential in the bigger scheme of things. Other people care a lot less about your fuck ups than you might think. Everyone's got their own shit going on.

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MY wife

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>>68215809
I clearly do, but I don't live in a shithole like California or any of the cities on this anon's list. >>68215724
Have fun watching all your money be diverted from the police and infrastructure and instead go to the millions of migrants per year and other vermin your local government is supporting in order to replace you.

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>>68215781
Legally you might be buying an item from japan, but you're making the purchase in your house, in the U.S. You're being taxed on that purchase as a resident of wherever you live. In theory a store in another state or country isn't actually responsible for collecting that at all, you're supposed to report it and pay the tax yourself, but since obviously no one ever did that while a massive amount of sales moved online, we now have this situation where online stores charge it directly

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>>68216171
ogey

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>>68216171
Anon a good majority of cities in the country have a tax. You probably should have paid better attention in school and you'd know that.

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>>68215698
I'll give it a shot, thank you

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I wish I could choose where my tax dollars went. 100% to missiles and bullets, ez.

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>>68216171
>live in california
>hobo piss, heroin needles, and bullet casings litter the streets
>corporate built a tunnel to your apartment building for your protection
>btw pay more taxes than everyone else in the country, your employer too.

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>>68215957
Yep. At least once a day I just randomly swear aloud to myself as I remember some retarded moment. I think it's similar to squeezing your toe after you ram it into a chair, like saying something physically is a small distraction from the mental image

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>>68215957
wtf, same here.

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>>68216382
Not a single city in my state has local sales tax. Many states are similar. You live in a liberal hellscape that is taking your money and giving it to those that are robbing, raping, and murdering you. The rest of the country is not the same as you.

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>>68216716
You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

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>>68216609
I say the n-word literally thousands of times a day. Like out loud, as fast as I can. It's the same as swearing when you hit your finger with a hammer and it makes the pain less. I'm in a lot of pain, so I say the n-word a lot. Any swear word would do really, but the more offensive, the more effective it is at smoothing out the pain.

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>>68216609
It’s nice to know I’m not the only one doing this. Is annoying though. Saying shit n-word f-slur k-word in that order every time, gets old after awhile.

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>>68216802
Holy fuck. You are me.

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I'm starting to see ads on my youtube videos...
ublock should stop these soon.

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>>68215957
I do that a lot as well, I even remember embarrassing things I did in pre-school and (if I'm alone) burst out "WHY DID I SAY THAT", "FUUUUCK WHYYYYY??!" or "I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS INSTEAD" or just scream, I know literally nobody except me remembers it, but it haunts me forever for some reason.

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>>68216252
That makes a bit more sense, but it doesn't feel the same as if I were doing commerce in my state with a physical business and so I am not using the roads or other commodities the state needs to be reimbursed for. Except for shipping, I guess, but the roads are covered by other taxes and the US postal service is a federal institution and DHL is a private one.

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>>68217111
What does DHL stand for? Dick Hugging Lips?

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>>68217197
Dalsey Hillblom Lynn, the last names of it's founders

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>>68217036
thankfully i'm using firefox and abp, but once youtube inevitably breaks through, i am going to have a fucking melt down. If youtube ads was actual ads for useful shit, it wouldn't be so bad, but it is all literal malicious scams, pyramid schemes, racemixed couples, marvel garbage, and chinese gacha, it's all fucking scum. Like these cunts have all my data, advertise me some camping gear, or some dumbells, or like something i obviously need.

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>>68212572
>>68212636
>>68212646
fuck off antis

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>>68216774
Yeah? Tell that to my flat <7% sales tax, faggot. The cities in my state aren't going backrupt through welfare programs trying to house and accomodate milllions of illegal trash. And I bet the only reason you disagree is because you're one of them.

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>>68217036
M

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>>68217465
Do you really think that, dummy. That an illegal immigrant is posting in this very thread. Next you’re gonna say females lurk here too. Get real.

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>>68217465
i remember when my country imposed shipping tax and import tax on electronic games, there isn't even a physical copy being shipped. General service tax, I'll accept, but all the rest, fuck off.

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>>68217465
I live in a red state anon, away from the city yet still have a city sales tax. I don't understand how that's a hard concept for you to understand.

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>>68217686
Meant to say away from the largest city in the state.

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>>68217197
https://www.dhl.com/
The shipping company that Cover predominantly uses to ship packages and goods to the US, you newfag retard.

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I goomed to ryona. The fuck is wrong with males. Why are we like this.

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>>68217754
That's not what he asked, Mr Angry pants.

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>>68217754
I was setting you fags up to say funny things DHL could stand for. But unfortunately you’re too fucking retarded to go for a joke. Sad.

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>>68217630
Wow. An "import" tax on downloadable purchases would make me angry as fuck. Do they charge an import tax for all the other 1s and 0s you're bringing into the country, or are you smuggling all these jpegs like a criminal?

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>>68218131
I'm not into that

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>>68218246
well some 1's and 0's arranged into a cartoon drawing of a fictional character make me a criminal too.

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>>68218215
You can't set people up for the joke and immediately make your own joke in the same post.

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>>68218360
Me neither, but my reptile brain was. Some deeply instinctual almonds were activated. And I wouldn't hurt a fly, like I don't even kill spiders, I put them outside. I'd rather die than harm a hair on Gura's head.

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>>68218390
No joke, when I read >>68217630, I thought it sounded like something crazy that Australia would do, but now I'm pretty sure you are.
Is that tax why games cost like $100 over there?

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>>68218584
Yup. Everything here is stupidly expensive, except maybe the fresh food we grow. Our exchange rate sucks donkey balls, and inflation is like being fucked against your will slowly. But most people here rich as fuck and couldn't give two shits, they all chasing that bag at any cost. Greedy shithole nannystate.

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>>68218131
H-hot...

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my wife

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>>68219313
i haven't forgotten.

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>>68218436
Who made you the comedy police. Sometimes it feels good pitching yourself a slow ball and cracking one out of the park.

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I decided to make oatmeal as well after you guys talked about it.

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>>68219555
That's what samefagging is for. People don't want to reply if they see you doing it already.

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>>68219606
when is oatmeal porridge? and when is porridge oatmeal?

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>>68219674
Samefagging to be funny should be a permanent ban. Unappealable. It’s taking advantage of anonymous posting in effort to make the joke appear more genuine. Very pathetic behavior.
Those who pitch themselves slow balls are scum. Those who pretend someone else pitched them the slow ball are worse than scum.

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>>68220191
Good luck getting that enforced when the mods themselves samefag.

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>>68220020
Oatmeal is type of porridge. More people will know what you mean when you say oatmeal. More people will think you're on some renaissance shit if you say porridge. The choice is yours and yours alone.

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It's not fair that Gura can't fart on stream for us. It would probably be really funny.

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>>68220020
Oatmeal can be porridge, but Gura eats hers as gruel.

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I can't believe gura actually started streaming again right at the start of negroid history month. Is she actually fond of those knuckle-dragging apes?

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>>68221381
I get quick oats, boil water, add water, let em soak for 15, microwave for 4, add 3 spoons of vanilla yogurt, add milk, stir, add 3 more spoons of yoghurt in the middle, pour more milk around the edges. Premium yoghurt to oat proportions, and milky as fuck because I drink a lot of milk because I am a White Supremacist.

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>>68221547
She's based, because she's streaming over the top of them, so people have less time for oogabooga month. More goobs and less oogs.

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>>68221560
If you ever stop saying nigger, it triggers epigenetic changes in your cells that deactivate lactase production, meaning you will no longer be able to digest lactose and will get diarrhea if you drink a lot of milk.

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you guys making anything for the digital message board this year?

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>>68221946
And there i was disbelieving woketards when they said the word had real world consequences. I wonder if screaming it while cumming inside Gura's womb would make my swimmers more efficient.

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>>68222017
The window to buy the messages are closing in a few hours if anyone else is. I think I'm just gonna do text messages this time, but I hadn't fully decided.

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>>68220191
It "should" be accepted as not only inevitable, but a GOOD thing, as a matter of fact. To any third party anon reading the thread, the outcome of a samefagged punchline versus a real one in such cases is indistinguishable - there IS a difference between this and a setup fizzling out. A thread without responsible comedic samefagging is therefore less amusing (holding all else equal), and thus, shit
By smearing samefagging, (You) are not advocating for sincerity and authenticity, anon - (You) are advocating for *threadshitting*
This is 4chan, whether something is "genuine" is not only irrelevant, but is in fact entirely antithetical to the whole concept of an anonymous imageboard. Stop your seething

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My Gurandma.

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>>68222017
the what?

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>>68222137
I didn't even know that was a thing until now

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>>68222164
I want to sniff her farts through the dinosuit. Or be there when she takes the suit off and lets all the farts out.

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>>68222136
No, that's what gives children Sickle Cell Anemia.

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>>68222341
Oh fuck... breeding my anemic daughter... i have to be careful that she doesn't pass out... hot.

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>>68221637
I humbly request you join our posse, like minded gentleman.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

[Anonymous No.]

3 years, and I still have trouble pronouncing gawr.

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I am going to lick guras knee until it gets better

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>>68222963
I'm going to make Gura lick my penis until her knee gets better

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>>68221072
Fart perms when? Stupid fucking manager.

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>>68222828
Like "gar"

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I peed

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>>68222017
Probably not.
There's a discord thing where chumbuds at holofes will hold up a banner with other chumbuds
I think I'll just write on that

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>>68222017
Please share the wallpaper

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>>68223062
She wouldn't be able to give me blowjobs on her knees anymore. So I'd have to lay her on her back on the bed, with her head over the edge, lay down on her and fuck her face that way. Or could turn her over on her tummy, so that she is in "The Pose", and finger her butthole and sniff it while she deepthroats me. Wonder if when she gags on me if her butthole would tighten around my finger.

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>>68223111
gore or gao

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>>68223492
Like "gar"

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>>68222531
samen

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>>68214292
I want to sexually bully and ryona her T u T

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>>68223787

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>>68222137
Tf, why is there such a short window on the physical message? I almost missed it because I was gunna wait on buying it for a few days until you said that

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>>68224391
You should still have a few days to pick what to actually send, but yeah the window for just buying the message felt so short this time. No clue if it actually was or not though.

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time traveler here, members karaoke is tomorrow, then public karaoke on Wednesday.

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>>68224692
>You should still have a few days to pick what to actually send
I don't follow.

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>>68224899
thanks for reminding me of something
>>68164881
Time to pay up >:3

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>>68225108
You just need to have it bought tonight, you have until next week to fill out the form with the message.

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wizard karaoke ideas:
I Put a Spell on You
Abracadabra by Steve Miller Band
Puff the Magic Dragon
We're Off to See the Wizard (probably too annoying)

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone bought the Gura daki? How is it? My autism won't let me buy it because it's not drawn by Nacho, but I'm going to buy Shion daki because it's drawn by TamU.

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God I wish I was Ame.

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>>68225411
It's good, I fuck her once a week or so.

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>>68225315
Where do you find the form?

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>>68225603
It's on the purchase page.

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Fucke yeah, I caught flu and calling out from work for the week. Hope Gura streams tomorrow.

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>>68225717
grats

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>>68222160
Samefagging is for people who aren’t funny enough to riff with the others.

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>>68225635
I must be fucking blind or something because I don't see it... Is it on the Hololive shop page or the Geekjack page?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you all shorking the day away?

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>>68225872
the hololive shop page, right here.

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>>68225411
Yeah. I pee on it, spit on it, beat it up, cum on it, and cuddle it every night I go to sleep, my face close to hers, knowing she had input into every aspect of it's design. It is the embodiment of the real person that I am in love with. It is the most precious thing i own.

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>>68225853
To samefag effectively is to literally do all the riffing yourself based on your own wit alone, without relying on other anons to do any of the comedic heavy lifting for you
Therefore, kys

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>>68225873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTArYTvpLZA
You know it bud

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>>68225131
Fug

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>>68226148
coalbud..

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>>68225379
I always wondered why Steve Miller was so popular where I lived but then I just realized he was born in my city, so that makes sense.

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>>68225379
https://youtu.be/51GIxXFKbzk
I know she didn't mean THIS kind of wizard but what the hell

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>>68226254
Even my coal is gone.

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>>68225411
I sleep with it nightly
It's delicate, so my rough skin has damaged it by the feet area but it's comfy.
I also spent $200 on a pillow so that helps

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i forgot to shower and I have to go to work soon

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>>68226288
same desu, i live in a tiny little town in the middle of nowhere but we have a beeg celebrity and a famous band too

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>>68228150
hehe cute gura spook

[Anonymous No.]

GG stuff sold out, everything and not the first time

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>>68228985
imagine getting there in time to see you're shit outta luck

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>>68228985
they still have a month to go...

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>>68228150
Which file is she referring to?

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>>68228985
I love how antis were going on about how it won't be popular and now it's sold out like crazy.

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>>68228985
Is Gura basically hello kitty?

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>>68229140
it is too cursed to post again...

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>>68228985
Cover could make bank on Gura merch. They are really slackin

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>>68229370
Do it, coward.

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>>68229511
Oyasame

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>>68218131
You only get more degenerate from here on out.

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>>68218131
What Ryona?

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>>68229511
goob morning

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>>68229511
sleep tight buddy

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>>68229511
Shark dreams

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>>68228985
They underestimated the shark. She probably has the highest merch sales in Hololive. I'm pretty sure Dino Gura hasn't lost the top spot. Maybe Dakimagura but she hasn't brought that up, mostly because of the huge gap between streams and all that. Someone would have to ask her which sold better between the two to confirm.

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>>68230762
There's no way Dakimagura outsold Dino Gura. Dakis are such a niche product, especially loli ones. Plushes, on the other hand, appeal to everyone.

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>>68230762
There isn't a chance the daki is even close to dino Gura sales, it just wouldn't make sense. The daki was far more expensive, and even though Gura has a lot of fans it's still far more niche than dino Gura.

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Do you think Gura's Valentine's letter will be mushy gushy this year?

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>>68211979
>She prepared to remove a layer of evening dress in case I planned to kiss her. Of course I planned it. In my last vision of that long night is Gura touched up with the gaiety and I found her sodomize rather humiliating, sort of. She looked tremendously pleased with the bonus of 50$ I gave her as she trotted out into the night with me humming in the alleyway.
Is it really worth it?

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>>68231576
Still would a choco Gura.

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>>68231576
fucking AI. god damnit. i almost fucking saved it too. i hate everything.

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>>68231859
How about Nigura?

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>>68231920
Stop resisting

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>>68222137
>The window to buy the messages are closing in a few hours
oh fuck i almost missed this. I wanted to do this since I missed the chance for connect the world

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>>68231576
>>68231965
Demelanize my shark girl this moment you degenerates

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>>68232133
They call her boss...
She's the boss...
Boss...

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helmet + knee pad merch would be pretty funny

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>>68232563
and practical. but I bet everyone in this thread is too scared of what people would think of them if they stayed safe

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>>68232563
I demand a Gura powerlifting belt merch. A shark teeth belt around the abs would be pretty kino ngl.

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>>68225411
I've collected a lot of dakimaguras in addition to the official one and they're the best things i've bought. I can imagine cuddling with Gura every night and telling her how much I love her.

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I love her more than anything!

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>>68234239
So lumpy. I prefer my lolis cut like a gem.

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>>68212151
Getting high all the time is wasting your life away.

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I'm playing Deep Rock Galactic. I think I'm getting addicted to this game.

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snowing a lot in tokyo rn

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>>68235500
I got it when it went on sale last week
My scout is almost 25
other classes are 5 and below kek

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>>68235500
It's pretty fun. I think this is the first time ever that Gura has been playing the same games as me, both Palworld and DRG.

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>>68236206
Does she get naked?

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>>68237016
Do you get naked?

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>>68237196
No, I don't.

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Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today....!

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Like sands in the hour glass,
So too are the days of our lives.

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there might be a frame when I wake up

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You'd be hard pressed to find another girl who refers to her knee as a "Cuh-knee"

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Gura owes me Valentine's hand holding baby making sex. She wrote that in my Valentine's letter, even though it hasn't arrived yet I know in my heart what it says.

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>>68238944
at first I thought she was trying to pronounce it in german, it's really close just gotta remove the "uh"

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>>68239112
There are no Valentine letters this year.

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another big niji graduated
brace for schizos

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I love this dumb girl so much

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>>68241273
Antipsychotics prescriptions pre-filled and ready to go

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someone please record the public karaoke with chat

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I think I’m gonna watch a few of my favorite scenes from Aliens again.

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>>68241273
Cover may be retarded sometimes, but at least it ain't kurosanji levels. Anyway, hopefully goobs soon.

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>>68241273
Sucks her fans got the bad end after the long silence. We can count ourselves lucky that we still have our shork and that she seems better than before.

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Hope Gura's knee heals fast and she feels better soon!

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Gura hurt her knee and sounded pretty chill despite Holofes being around the corner. So she really already finished recording everything during her streaming hiatus

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>>68244358
That knee? I hurt it T u T

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>>68244358
It could just be that the knee injury isn't very bad at all and people are just blowing it out of proportion. Like yeah, I bet it hurt like a bitch in the moment and made her cry, but she said she was able to get under her desk to do cable management just fine with it. (And by manage cables she meant give me oral sex under the desk, hoocha!)

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OMG

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>>68245239
She did say she was excited about things coming up. I love my adorable little herald of destruction.

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>>68244358
she literally said that management would panic if it doesn't heal because of of the fes

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Reminder that Gura's injured knee is Ame's fault because she should have moved in with her and carried everything for her.

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>>68244879
Holy shit I wish she'd look at me like that

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>>68246290
This but me. I am the one to be blamed sorry guys.

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>>68244979
I bet she cried so much like a complete pussy

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>>68246916
Yeah mine

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You do know that Gura doesn't shower after she does her intense nightly exercise, right?

I hope you chumbuds don't mind a stinky, sweaty, tiny, shark girl sleeping beside you, softly panting as she recovers from her workout, eventually then falling asleep in your arms

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gura's return is like summer after winter, light after darkness.
she has no enemies, she transcends and heals all.

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>>68248748
I will kick her out of my bed

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>>68248748
I will give her a sponge bath.

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>>68248991
Based. Smellbuds have been getting too cocky. Time to take out the trash (ie. scrubadub those pits you nasty little shit)

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>>68248748
God I want to take advantage of her in that weakened, vulnerable state

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interesting quality of posters tonight....

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>>68250201
What you mean. Seems bretty typical to me

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>>68250457
It seems Gura has once again tripped and fallen, this time on a chumbud's two hands

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booba huhaha

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>>68245239
A worthy sacrifice. If that's what it takes for Gura to stream more should be inducted and harvested for Gura.

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>>68250201
(You) haven't seen anything yet
Give it a day or so, all the catalogshitting Nijitroons will undoubtedly escalate their falseflagging efforts /here/ and in other girls' generals

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>>68252604
Maybe Gura can stream to shut them down?

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Is krabsposter still /here/? Out of curiosity, how long would shark have to be AWOL again for (You) to revive the ritualpost?
Though please understand if I say I hope (You) never get the chance to
>>68252720
They'll just make up some other excuse to threadshit, like astroturfing le "Gura hates Advent!!1" rrats

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I need to protect this dumb girl.

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I will bully this small female idiot with my big masculine male penis

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>>68253266
Thanks bud, sometimes being right is worse than being wrong. I hope Gura streams tonight.

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I just like Gura and girls that Gura likes
The world is peaceful this way

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

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This stupid girl needs to stop hurting herself, she really needs a handler, and that handler will be me.

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>>68256051
This but me

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Come home, chumbie

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Just wanna say that i love every single artist that is dedicated to draw Gura you are what makes X a better place. I unironically love just scrolling and scrolling and liking every single gura artwork. all of you are amazing. thank you

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>>68257103
pretty much the only reason i use twitter/x

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Sorry if this is a bit too personal, but I am really curious... Are Gura's parents together?

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look at this little faggot

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I have a confession to make. I haven't really watched most of Gura's streams since she's been back. I would tune in for 5 minutes come back 30 minutes later and stay for another 5. I used to watch them from start to finish. I don't know what's wrong with me.

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I'm guessing the karaoke will be unarchived. People were trying to ask in chat but she straight up ignored them.

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>>68261453
Most EN karaoke are unarchived unless they are giga weebs and only sing japanese songs.

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gura in a wizard hat with a big scraggly beard would be super cute

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Gura needs a real man
Not me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDHFA6mEm-A
Did we ever find out what country hereticbud lives in that uses a fake bootleg currency like "PEN", and sit on him to correct his wrongthink as our queen commanded?

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>>68262719
yeah me

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post this year's valentine voicepaclk please plaes please

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>>68264093
(You) are too much man, fatbud

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what did she mean by this
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7160295904267173888/

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>>68267011
Can't you post about it in the 100 other threads?

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>>68263122
>>68264093 should sit on him

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Is MWF back?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzouqQWVA4E&list=RDMMe6msKGGGdQo&index=3

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>>68267235
Based, put that mass to good use

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hm, I woke up and there is no frame or activity, I hope she's okay

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>>68270256
knee hort

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>>68186759 (me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj0TZq-BF6g
I dug through the night and have finally found a JP translation of this blessed moment
I am EOP so I'm having to infer based on context clues and Google translate, but judging from the video captions and the top rated comment focusing on "cum" exclusively, unfortunately it would seem the JOPnikkis are only understanding like half of what makes this accident so aneurysm-inducingly hilarious as to make everyone react the way they did
Her handwriting making "corn" look like "cum" is funny enough, sure, but comprehending that "cumHOLE" is basically analogous to "meat toilet" elevates it from a soft nose exhale plus smirk into full-on Bae kettle laugh

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comforble

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*squish*

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>>68271506
That chumbud? Me, comfily thrusting against her cheek as she sleeps

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I got a speeding ticket for 24 over buds...

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Your oshi back to not streaming was quick!

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>>68272773
Yep, they love getting got everytime

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Indeed, it seems they can't resist being caught in the act every time.

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>>68272944
Lmao, it's peak comedy how the top-tier VTuber from the most gigantic corp machine literally cannot be scheduled to save their life. It's just an endless cycle of hiatus after hiatus. You'd think with all that corporate backing, they'd be on a streaming marathon, but nah, it's

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>>68272773
>>68272830
>>68272944
It's been 2 days anons, come back and gloat when she's been mia for over a week

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>>68272773
>>68272830
>>68272944
>>68273406
can't you stay in your drama thread, nijisister?

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>>68272742
Should have tried the "but I'm cute" card

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>>68273507
No, mate, the point stands. Even a couple of days feels like an eternity in the hyper-speed world of VTubing. It's about the pattern, not just the length of the break.

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Oh look, the xisters have arrived
And they're not even trying to hide it
Shouldn't (You) faggots be crying over Selen or something

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>>68273608
>Goalposts: shifted
Sasuga Nijitroon

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>>68273608
>Vtubing
I only watch Gura. I'd kill myself if I had to settle for subpar entertainment. Just about everything else is more entertaining women who aren't naked.

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sorry chumbud no stream for the past two month :)
oh no in fact she wouldnt even say it ahaha

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This shitpoating reeks of desperation.

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>68273406
>but nah, it's
Did (You) die while typing anon
Good
In any case, the real comedy here is that Gura has handicapped herself for over a year with absences, and yet your whores are *STILL* getting mogged roflmao
>68273608
>Even a couple of days feels like an eternity in le hyper-speed world of vtubing
Apparently not, GPT-chama
>68274355
a) She's been back for a while, are you high
b) Whoever "taught" you English owes you a refund, Pajeet-chama

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don't reply to them, chumbies, we know why they're here and they're very obvious

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why always wait until thread dye untilshitpost

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>>68252604
Like clockwork, earlier than anticipated too

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>>68274652
SEAfaggots just clocked out of their 18 hour shift

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>>68274737
Careful bud, anti cunny janny really hates that image.

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>>68275042
Sasuga trannitors
Alright I'll delet just to be safe
Have picrel in its place

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Don't fool yourselves, most of us have not forgotten once she was. People change and get used to it. Used to less

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Don't leave me Gura

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>>68276602
would ruin

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last post getto

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