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This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji's English branch and their vtuber units, LazuLight and Obsydia!Niji ENYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvgTwitter:https://twitter.com/nijisanji_worldPomu RainpuffYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP4nMSTdwU1KqYWu3UH5DHQTwitter:https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuffElira PendoraYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeSUTOTkF9Hs7q3SGcO-OwTwitter:https://twitter.com/EliraPendoraFinana RyuguYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu-J8uIXuLZh16gG-cT1nawTwitter:https://twitter.com/FinanaRyuguSelen TatsukiYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3wTwitter:https://twitter.com/Selen_TatsukiRosemi LovelockYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4WvIIAo89_AzGUh1AZ6DkgTwitter:https://twitter.com/Rosemi_LovelockPetra GurinYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgA2jKRkqpY_8eysPUs8sjwTwitter:https://twitter.com/Petra_GurinTeamup Schedule for NijiEN:https://teamup.com/ks1nymurwq8u6ngmhnTo buy official Nijisanji EN merch and voice packs:https://nijisanji-store.com/To watch streams at the same time:https://holodex.net/https://niji-mado.web.app/homeOpen devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.you only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);Reminder to ignore shitposting, discordfags, and tribalfags.Previous thread: >>6810199
https://streamable.com/sass78is she gonna be ok??
I like how "do you know nijisanji" is a meme now. it's the easiest way to get around the ARE YOU HOLOS tourists.
i miss her already...what is this power???
I love these girls! And Obsydia!
So is Ember supposed to be a cat or dog?Is he even a real pet? Selen seems to talk about him like an analog to one
In your brain make you all insane going round and round and round~
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1417516551926951942Lazy piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKX84FjNLa8What the fuck how is this allowed??!!!
>>6820933Can't believe Pomu's finally catching up on Homestar Runner.
>>6820961Nijisanji actually lets people do things
>Watched Pomu for the first time yesterday>Haha this fairy is actually pretty funny >Sub to her>Same night I had a dream she was stepping on me.Is this how it starts bros? I've never been down a vtuber rabbit hole. I only every really watched Ina on occasion for art streams..
>>6821087What the hell I've been watching her from the start, why won't she step on me?
HELLO ANONS. TODAY WE HAVE10am PDT/5pm GMT / in 1 hour SELEN COMFY CHATTING Q&Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn07nWxOEJs3pm PDT/ 10pm GMTFINANA MOGGING IMMIGRANTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blnsJhMyvpY4pm PDT/ 11pm GMTPOMU CRAZY PSYCHO LESBIAN ARChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP0I0Zkgw105pm PDT/ MIDNIGHT GMTROSEMI CHATTING LEGLOCKEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jzkZTSHKMAND THEN SELEN AGAIN WITH A SECOND STREAM "Kill it with fire"10pm PDT/ 5am GMT/ in 11 hoursElira sleeps today.Also!Petra already streamed 4 hours ago with a JP only stream, so the VOD for those who missed it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke4CsmeYUTw
>>6821087one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us also POMU LOVE
>>6821129>he doesn't get nightly Pomu succubus serviceShould have bought the special pack.
>>6820797Honestly looks more like a chicken.
FISH LOVE!!!I love this dumb horny mermaid!
>>6821208I think you're confusing Ember with Elira. It's ok, both have names that start with E.
Behold, my beautiful wife.
>>6821175Pomu is going to stop after an hour to watch Rosemi...
Elira LOVESelen LOVEDragons LOVE
*Blocks your path*
wageslave lunch break is the hidden pomu hours
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1417518275450310659Rate Pomu's taste.
>>6821268It's not Minecraft.
>>6821291*rates your cock*
Gonna sleep a bit before Pomu's monster girl lusting stream tonight.
>>6821320Sorry Pomu, but I hate webtoons.
>>6821320>want to look into it>please verify your agePomu
>>6821268this >>6821338she'll just raid her chat instead while still streaming.
Did Finana choose that pose for her thumbnail because it looks like she's giving handjobs to two illegal immigrants at once?
>>6821388https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1417214896438136832pomu is slowly revealing her power level...
>>6821320I don't like webtoons, just some webcomics
>>6821320girl/10it's pretty boring unless you're into cliche shoujo romance stuff
Why are all the NijiENs asians
Pomu and me are pretty similar, both of us want to chill with Pomu's and Rosemi's stream
>>6821465you already know why.
>>6821465Superior to white pigs and black swines.
>>6821087she really makes me laugh too. never know what shes gonna do next
>>6821465The only type of person in the west who'd be into this shit would be. Also anycolor wanted some moon speakers or moon adjacent people incase NijiEN was a flop and they were 2views.
>>6821483Are white girls too menhera to be vtubers? Is that why HoloEN sucks?
>>6821465pomu isn't asian
would you guys puff the pomus?
>>6821474What's this pose called?
>>6821465Pomu is white
Would you hug her /NijiEN/?
>>6821320Is it me or has she talked about this on stream before?I remember someone saying it was extremely cute but all I could think of it was that the entire premise was basically grooming.
>>6821550what about Elira?
>>6821550Doesn't sound like it
>>6821579>was basically grooming.you know why girls like it.
>>6821527>he lacks critical information
>>6821291I still remember Nui streaming it and it was pretty great. I really hope Finana gets fully in the role and gets ruthless.
I am a devout Christian and still, I love Satan
>>6821465Pomu is whiter than carrara marble
There are people in this thread who deny the obvious superiority of Elora and Selen over everyone else.Those heretics do not worship the dragons and that's why they disgust me.Dragon supremacy! Dragon superiority! Kneel before the dragon sisters while you still can!
>>6821579You do know the reason grooming works is because girls naturally look towards older men for guidance, right? Emphasis on "naturally".
>>6821545claw pose basically
>>6821545something like gao pose
>Elira is gonna shuffle her schedule around to be able to watch Pomu's and Pikamee's collabNot gonna lie, sometimes being a Famelira is hard in terms of not hating on Pomu. It's been multiple times already we got prived from more Elira because of the fairy bitch.
>>6821668>Fish plays Papers, PleaseYou know exactly that she would let everyone in... if you know what I mean
>>6821717>>6821625You guys seem to be confused, this webtoons was the woman going back to the past and grooming the boy.Not the other way around.
>>6821784>Everyone inno she only lets the guys in, throws all the women out. Make herself a harem
>>6821474>3 new members>3 new shipsaccording to keikaku
>>6821784>she knows exactly what she is doinganon she does not even know where she is half of the time...
>>6821474>>6821545I dont know but i like it
man holofags really invaded this shit huh
>going through previous archive>someone posts selen's roommateAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I knew she was fat but not that fathorny posts and waifu posts for an obese chink are going to be hilarious to read now LMAO
>>6821769Real Famelira respect her love for the gen. She's a NEET so she can stream around Pomu's wagie hours.
The penguin will now help Pomu releae her limitershttps://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1417521971344986117
>>6821903Blame Elira for pandering to them. I don't know what management thought when they hired a nousagi.
>>6821853>Pomu x Rosemi>Elira x Selen>???
I hope you're ready for 5 hours of Selen!
>>6821320Why do girls like timetravel and reincarnation so much?
>wave 2>thread becomes as bad as /hlgg/Maybe popularity is a curse after all.
>>6821971who taught her that?
>>6821887People complaining about light themes are fucking cancer, and I say this as someone who prefers dark themes.
>>6821887AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNNNA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>6821961SelenxFinana joint apex lesbian sex for the third one.
>>6821976It'll calm down. Or not. I mean is it really so bad?
>>6822029nice job anon, can you teach her to say "pathetic"
>>6821887Why does she have such fat fingers...
>>6821961penguins eat fish irl
>>6820933Is time travel a thing for Pomu? Can we get her to play 13 Sentinels?
>>6822006She's a rose that plants herself when she's in danger, she did this all by herself
>>6822056It will calm down, with Lazulight the thread was pretty bad the first week too.
Penguin is too powerful. She's gonna hit 100k in no time.
>>6822056It's okay when meido isn't sleeping and the couple of schizos shitting up the thread get banned so about the same as it was before.
>>6821887https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1417519376375373825?s=19I love her bros.
>>682209113 Sentinels is published by Atlus so that's not gonna happen.
>>6822127but why?is her design really that powerful?
>>6821924her voice and laughture has such a fullness and roundness to it of course shes a hamplanet
>>6822127the nijisanji buff is scary, she hasn't done anything to deserve all those subs
>>6822163It's because she is going to play RFA while acting pure.
>>6822141she is way too cute...
>>6822127The JOP buff will stop soon, her sub growth will stall and viewership drop.
>>6822141Imagine using light themed twitter haha
>>6822127based halal penguin
>>6822215The new JP debuts will definitely halt her growth as they take away JOP attention from her.
>>6822173I'm glad my oshi is a fit white office lady instead of obese chinks. I really cant take anyone seriously who lusts over selen now, kek.
>>6822127Can anyone here explain her appeal? Is it just her design? JOP buff? She's by far my least favorite of the 6.
>>6822163Powerful design and JOP pandering.She also appeals to a different group of people to the rest of nijiEN so there's almost no overlap with fans.I do agree with >>6822215 she'll have huge initial growth then stall out. She'll hit 130k~ first then Selen will start catching up. That's my prediction
Consider not shitting on anyone, who cares about their roommates, those are 2D girls
>>6821668>tfw I work hard my entire life to immigrate to a different country from my shithole>have my entry permit, and i'll finally get my greencard today>infront of me sits a retarded pampered green fish who giggles and calls me "uh oh, kinda sus" as she goes through my documents>denies me entry and tells me to go back to the shart zone>die of starvation in my shithole countryshe should not be allowed in a position of authority
>>6822144I've seen full LPs of it tho so they aren't as anal about it as with their main titles... I guess it's a corpo V-Tuber thing.
>>6821924>obsessing over roommates>falseflagging with fish
>>6822318you forgot>she already greets you with >uuuuh that's a stinky
>>6822367>replying to obvious bait
>>6822144ID has played Fatlus games haven't they?
Rosemi berating the Cuphead boss (or you, if you only hear the audio)!https://streamable.com/uswrhf
>>6822318Your fault for not spending your life savings on a bag of Doritos to place on the counter along with your papers.
>>6822435Only Hana and stopped at like 3/4th of the game.
>>6822341Atlus might ignore independent overseas streamers but id say its game for them if said streamers work by another company based on Japan.
>>6821832Implying this bi fish wouldn’t want a full packed harem
>>6822163normally i more prefer booba type of characters, but i have to admit that petras design is fucking amazing.
>new wave>the only one I like the most and want to catch live is the one that's constantly overlapping with LazuLightPAIN
>>6822318This sounds exactly like how it'll go. It's going to be a riot.
SELEN IS STREAMING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES LETS GOOOOOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn07nWxOEJs
>>6822437>knockoff Doraemon looking dudeI've chuckled
>>6822466>do a 200 hours RPG playthrough>stop at the last stretchwhy?
>>6822437>knock-off lookin ni-dudeHoly shit she almost got canned
someone should tell finana to continue miitopia since now she can add obsidya to the party.
>>6822529I listen to that BGM soundpost every single time, it's just too good.Is it even part of the dova-syndrome catalog or did she make it herself?
>>6822581Because fatlus doesn't allows corporate chuubas to stream the rest.
I was going to send Selen a marshmallow asking her if she could change dragoons to doragoons so it would be easier to find, but I ended up not doing it because she would have laughed at me...
Super Saiyan Rosemi:https://streamable.com/7dbgxv
>>6822650I'm assuming it isn't a part of dova-syndrome since it doesn't have that credit in the description like her streams.
>>6822692>literal whos who are probably pirating are allowed to stream it>corpo chuubas who could introduce it to far more people aren'tI hate this backwards company
>>6822696And that's a problem, why? She's going to laugh at your dick either way.
>>6822318>just realized this stream is gonna be filled with AMOGUS jokeskino incoming
>>6822437as someone who almost exclusively plays his games with a controller without even having that console for which this controller was meant for, I have mad respect for her for even trying to play Cuphead with a keyboard
>>6822609That would be kino but isn't it a while until she next gets new party members? I've never played the game.She really does need to play it more, it might not be a 'buff' game but it really does have some of the best memorable moments.
Any of you guys send a present to them with a GPS tracker yet?
>>6821967I'm not a girl and I also love those thingsCan't wait for that Steins;gate playthrough she promised
>>6822850You can send gifts to Nijisanji vtubers since the 'rona started.
>>6822850No because i'm not a schizo.
Taking bets on how many tangents Selen will go.
>>6822850I sent Pengu a government approved satellite bandwidth superscan GPS!GURIN LOVE!!!
and finally, here's Rosemi explaining how Obsydia was picked as a name:https://streamable.com/mtbmsq
>Go on youtube to go to Selen's stream>Apparently it was Azura's birthday stream and that's top in recommendedNijisanjification is working on my youtube account at least...
God I could watch this intro screen for hours
>>6822986ALL OF THEMTHE TANGENTS WILL HAVE TANGENTSIM PREPARED TO LISTEN TO HER FOR 3 HOURS if she can restrain herself, that is
SLEEPY DORK DRAGON
Sleepy Selen voice...
Back from groceries with seconds to spare in time for my cute dragon!
Selen should collab with Pikamee.
Why do dragons make such cute wives? Every NijiEN wave needs to have a dragon wife.
>>6823024>they probably threw Penumbra out there as a name>we might have missed on Finana calling them Penembra
I'm not the only one who claps along with Selen's intro, right?
>>6822703This is the moment that sold me in her
>>6823130Ehh, I wanna her and Bonnivier to collab in Apex
>Elira has Pikl on stream 90% of the time>Selen never has Ember on
Would she be angry if I sent her the impregnation pasta
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>>6822836you only have the first 3 party members during the first world, then you those 3 knidnapped and replace them with 3 new ones (except for MC), then the same pattern repeats on the 3th world, you also unlock new classes like tank, flower, demon, cat and scientist.from the 4th world and foward you get everyone back for a total of 10 characters and clear another 8 worlds (total of 12 worlds) miitopia is an actually pretty lenghty RPG, the only chuubas who actually cleared it are nui and rena and they kept a very decent viewership during doing so cause jrpgs are their forte.
i want her to laugh at my small penis
>>6823229I'm hiding this post.
It's all Apex!
>>6823220She would probably be like>eww wtf>post more
>I didn't want to overlap with anyoneSuch a good girl...
>>6823240>Pomu Elira and pikl get kidnapped>Finana joins up with Selen, Rosemi and Petra to rescue themThis sounds pretty kino ngl.
Do you think Obsydia will have a Niji world collab like lazuLight did? I sure hope so
>>6823250Me too anon, me too
>>6823208That's because Ember is always at Selen's right shoulder. It's really inconvenient for a stream.
>>6823293Does that mean Seren won't stream ever again after wave 5 comes out and every hour of the day is filled?
>>6823293She said in her debut she specifically crafted her schedule to not overlap with anyone and looked at all their schedules to make sure.I wish the Lazulight girls learned this like 2 months ago, it's that easy...
>>6823273>It's all Apex!
>>6822127Her Japanese stream did pretty well
YOU WILL PLAY APEX
Forcing Selen to play nothing but APEX!
>Selen got many Apex collabs invitationdamn
Selena suffering from Apex success.
>>6823125>my cute dragon>>6823158>such cute wives?>>6823159>SexlenAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAhilarious
>>6823333Not a choice for OL Pomu, others tho...
>NijiJP Apex addicts trying to force Selen to become the next Chihiro.
>>6823208I think that's because Pikl stays on the right side of the screen, while Ember stays on left, blocking the screen. And he's bigger too.
>>6823377Probably from JP senpais she can't even understand too
>the EOP one got the most JP collab invites
>>6823208Don't worry, he clappin those donations
I want to give Selen a big hug and tell her it's okay to nervous!!
What are the odds Ollie is one of the people trying to setup an Apex collab with Selen?
>>6823442>I want to give Selen a big hugyou dont have a choice but to give her a big hug anon
Salad needs to rank up her smurf acct if she wants to join any tourney
>>6823457She said JP didn't she?
Are people just trying to use Selen to boost their ranks?
>>6823457Has she acknowledged her in any way?
>>6823457They kinda have same energy, but somehow I don't want Selen to collab with her
Based Selen shutting down the people who want her to just be a competitive Apex chuuba
>>6823468Your rank isn't going to go up that much from 1 collab so probably not
>>6823376the teary eyes just makes it for me
I don't think Selen wants to be the next Chihiro
>>6823457>>6823475They haven't interacted publicly yet but there are some collab beggars
>>6823475They had an interaction on Twitter I think.>>6823467I don't think so, but I could've tuned it out since it was implied.She doesn't have any real Japanese knowledge though so she'd probably rather collab with people she can chat with during the game.>>6823468No, they're trying to use Selen to boost their view count.
>>6822127>PowerfulUh, they'd all be massive, embarassing failures if they were EN2 for Hololive. It's a small, expected amount relax.
>no Finana RFA>no Finana karaoke>no Finana Nkodice
>>6823553> no finana OF
>shitting on the people calling her toxicbased, very based dragon
>Selen calling out people who go reeee toxicShe keeps getting better...
>>6823553>no Finana karaokeShe said she likes to keep that a surprise like one day announcing an original song
>Shitting on people calling her toxicGod this girl is a joy
>>6823506>talking for 10 straight minutes about Apex>majority of marshmallows about ApexThat's one hell of a shutdownt. Turned stream off because fuck fotm fps games
>>6823543Relative to the other two obviously.
>>6823553Membership will definitely have RFA
>>6823553>Finana RFA>You hear the crinkle of her stepping on empty Doritos bags she has scattered on the floor
>>6823602>FOTMI wish it were.
>>6822127This is why 3/4 of every wave should be lolis.
>>6823602You can play it while not being competitive, she just wants to play and talk with chat rather than do a sweaty grind.
>>6823602>fotmWhat? It's not even month, its been years
It's funny because she's rightAnyone that calls her toxic was never around during the 360 LIVE days
>>6823553>no Finana NkodiceThank god, too
230 ping is terrible? my average ping is more than that...
Cant believe I'm about to watch so much Apex for her.What is her accent it's so fucking cute
20 minutes in and it's all APEX. The APEXfication is happening.
>>6823654zoomers have completely killed the meaning of the word, toxic is meant to be "angry german kid who destroys keyboard" tier, not just silly banter and laughing, that is just normal gaming.
>>6823694Do you live in a cabin in the woods?
I don't know if this is good or not, but if I were a vtuber and a girl, I would be very similar to Selen. It's kinda weird to be honest. Maybe that's why I am so conflicted about her. I REALLY like Selen, but something just feels off...
>Playing with 230 pingCHRIST
>>6823692>not wanting Finana to happily shout MANKO while making the biggest shiteating grin ever
>RFAShe'd do the first stage then demand a break.There's no way this fish has the endurance for RFA. She might get half an hour of stream content then quit because it's too much.
>>6823694That's 1/5th of a second delay, pretty huge especially for quick aiming and stuff.
>>6823694What's your average ping
>>6823721This is true. Toxic has lost all meaning. having fun with bros and banter is considered toxic now
>>6823695it's the typical toronto accentas someone familiar with people from the area it's gross to listen to for me
>going back to the VOD just to read chat morewhat kind of autism is this?
Please tell me she's not gonna just talk abvout APEX this entire stream
>>6823764Time to move to Toronto
If she was a guy she wouldn't feel so pressured to defend her playstyle
>>6823791it's not flattering on guys, once you hear one you'll want to punch Selen
>>6823783Shes stuck in apex hell forever now.
>>6823783>got a ton of apex questions in her marshmallowI'm sorry anon....
>>6823783Don't worry, she will interrupt the apex talk with some tangents soon enough!
>>6823814I can't believe people can have different opinions on accents!
>>6823773this was the best part of the whole stream
>>6823791You won't like it heret. Torontonian
>pro gamers are way toxicShe is right, after only watching JP and KR pros, when I watched TSM_Hal for the first time I was shocked by how much of a dick he was. They trash talk their teammates, the enemy, and even shoot their death boxes. You even joke about doing this shit as a JP streamer and its a death sentence.
selen is wasted right now, isn´t she...
>>6823796I don't know what you mean? She doesn't seem pressured to defend herself she's having fun talking about Apex.It's not like she's a solopex toxic shitter like Aqua, she said she prefers playing in a party with friends.
I hate apex so fucking much bros
Selen is awesome!
>>6823773I just fucking cant. It filters me so hard. She clearly doesnt laugh like that normally whyyyyy is she doing iiiittt
My dick twiches every time Selen looks to the right and sips her drink
>Play gacha games!>NoI wish to marry this dragon
>Play gacha games>NObased department?
Selen is starting to grow sour for me, she sounds like a greater and greater bitch every second
>noI KNEELI STANDI KNEEL AGAIN
FUCK GACHAFAGSELIRA AND FINANA BTFO
BASED SELEN SHITS ON GACHAFAGS
>>6823725I've done it.For low-rank games for fun it's... passable.You go in knowing you're going to lose though.
>>6823791She's not from Toronto. Her lowest ping Apex center is Oregon. If she's Canadian, shes a Vancouverite.
>>6823886I laugh exactly like that though
as expected of selen, most hyper competitive players absolutely hate gacha because they are not capable of controlling the outcome.
Bros, this is the chuuba i've been waiting for, she's literally perfect.
>>6823857>Selen: "You clearly never watched x streamer"Yeah, there's a reason for that.Watching those people, you'd think they'd backhand their mom if she came into the room unannounced.Selen is fine, but I can see why Finana and Elira jokingly mentioned being a bit intimidated and scared to disappoint her.
>>6823962Time to move to Vancouver
Selen... stop... you`re hurting your JP co-workers.
>they don't like gachaNever gonna make it
she just roasted Aqua's road to diamond, lmao
>diamond requires no skill only time investmentbased
>you can be a garbage player and get to diamondtower....chocolate....mature...
>people bringing up Aqua in chat when she shits on Diamond rankBased but fuck off
>Fire alarm goes offEMBER STOP.
i-its just a test right bros?
>>6823920will she board a plane?
HOLY SHIT EMBER IS BURNING SELEN'S PLACE
Ember went wild oh god
STOP TALKING ABOUT APEX! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!
I can't believe Selen is fucking dead
I can't believe Selen is going to burn alive on stream...
>>6824010And she's completely right to do so. Aqua runs and hides every single game. She plays the ladder, not the game itself.
>she burns apex shitters that the fire alarm activatedKINO
>>6823840>Tangents into Apex insteadMAKE IT STOP. THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE HER INTO AN APEX STREAMER. Thank you for whoever pulled the fire alarm.
*fire* selen *fire*
Selen's house didn't burn down!
>Trashes 99% of the Apex playerbase>Fire alarm goes offkek you can't make this shit up
>>6824004Good luck trying to live there and finding a good yet affordable place.
>>6823886but that's the best part
>>6824057That's no reason to set her house on fire, stalkerchama...
Bros her bgm gonna makes my head crazy..
Why didn't she call it a tatsudan?
>>6824109Because zatsudan is a Japanese term and she's an EN streamer? She doesn't speak a word of Japanese.
>>6824106>He isn't already crazy>He doesnt think its relaxingngmi
Is she actually good at Apex? Like as good as those Niji guys that get big numbers playing it?
>>6823695immigrant chinks in canada accent
>>6824085Better yet, good luck finding a landlord who will rent to you. Many places will legit refuse you if youre not Chinese
>>6824167She is better
>>6824167She is better.
>>6824167Better than absolute most of them
They gotta get Ember onto the other shoulder...
>>6824109Well, she answers maros and free talk is part of the package.
>>6824167She was apex predator rank, as in top 500 on her server
>veered back to apex
>>6824167real answer is that there's no way to know, she got pred when the game first started, no she way she can get it now.
>>6824167She's the best player in Nijisanji by a fairly large margin on equal ping. Some high diamonds like Kanae and Chihiro might beat her on JP server though.
>>6824167She's Shibuya Hal level
>>6824190It's just a dog, so it should be okay if you don't tell the jannies
>>6823962Yeah, she's from Vancouver.Especially when she says "for sure" all the timesource: I live here, and I remember every cashier on Granville saying that exact same phrase in the exact same tone.
>>6824201How many servers does Apex have? Like just NA/EU/Asia or smaller individual servers?
Why do you think she's traveled so much? Dad in the military?
anons my building just had the same two fire alarm tests...
>>6824201>>6824243Pred is top 750 per platform. Xbox, PS, PC.
>>6824174What is it with Hololive fags and being obsessed with the person behind the Live2D? Seriously?
>>6824206LMFAO what culture shock do they experience.
Several people in chat: "Come to Brazil"Why would she go to a third world shithole?
>>6824251Leafs don't have a military. Maybe she's rich.
>>6824264Time to stalk.
do you think selen secretly has low self-esteem?
>>6824251She's asian, her parents are rich af
>>6824233oh fer sure bud
>>6824264Jose calm down
>>6824251she's a rich hong konger
>>6824264Run through the halls yelling SELEN
>>6824275it's a meme
>>6824283All vtubers have low self esteem.
>>6824275Just come here, it'll be fun.
>>6824267I need to know if im simping for a women who can take care of herself or an obese chink.
>>6824275It's a bit of a meme. Sometimes. huehues will actually say it earnestly which led to people saying it as a joke
>>6824264You can randomly knock on doors. It will be heard on stream.
>>6824275Are you new to the internet?
>her audition video didn't even include APEXNiji staff are fucking prophets
>>6824264Cause the real fire alarm
>>6824172Damn Canadians are turbocucks
>>6824283all streamers are egotistical, don't believe what she's selling
>>6824283>fat of course
>>6824283>Fat girl>Secretly>So nervous she was shaking during her first stream>Secretly>Literally downplayed her own abilites as a Pred player>Secretly
>>6824267It's a dog
>>6824251rich parents, just like 99% of young people who travel a lot
>>6824264Time to blow some smoke and make cause another alarm
Even the way she says Nijisanji sounds cute to me...
>>6824267>ree fucking holofags
>>6824267this is less about holofags and more about becoming more popular
>>6824327Pretty sure it's a requirement to post your channel if you have one.
> Picked without mentioning apex skillsPRO SCOUTS
>>6824283Weren't some anons saying she laughs so much because of how nervous she gets?
>>6824267more like vtuber fans
>>6824327do you really fucking believe that?
>>6824348That shows your personal search history.
>>6824348Your results seem SUS.
Her non loud laugh is cute.
>>6824264Bro, go door to door knocking then excusing yourself. Something along the lines of, wrong door.
>>6824330It's not the whole of Canada, that's mostly Vancouver. There's a reason people are leaving and spreading out to neighboring cities with train transit, it's quite frankly unaffordable and difficult to live there nowadays
>>6824348you do know google results are personalized and based on your own search history don't you?holy kek
>food question alreadywhich one of you faggots was it?
>>6824348it's all holobronies trying to dox her though.
>>6824330This is specifically an urban BC problem. Vancouver is one of those cities. There are a bunch that dont have it. I remember back when we had some suspected CCP agents who roamed around Chinese expat neighbourhoods in cars modified to look like Chinese police cruisers. That place is becoming Hong Kong unironically.
>Genuinely believing Nijisanji staff just happened to randomly discover a charismatic Pred playerEven if she didn't provide the information, there's no way they didn't know who she was.
>>6824378>Pomu Rainpuff jar
Selen is so amazing!
>mac and cheese comfort foodYup average Canadian
What's the brand of green tea she said she loves? I remember her saying it but had no idea how to spell it.
>>6824167literally gorilla tier
>>6824418>happened to randomly discoverShe's the one that went to them, retard
>>6824409post yours right now then
>>6824418If you look at someone like Finana the qualifications to make it in weren't exactly that high, even without knowing the Apex stuff she would have had enough experience to make the cut.
That rating system is uses 5 stars, not 3...
I LOVE FONANA AND WLIRA AND PAM AND SALD TATZIKI AND LOVECOCK AND PATRA FROM NINISNAI
>>6824454Is the context of my post really that difficult for you to understand, ESL?
>>6824419Yeah I searched it when Finana mentioned it because I wanted to see what warosu thread she saw.
>>6824460Presumably if there are 5 stars some of them have 3?
>>6824418Are you not watching the stream? She said that she was predator in the later stages of her audition, retarded dog poster.
>macaroni is not italiando leafs really
Break glass in case of Sad...
>>6824445>>6824500I'm a Selen anti now.
>>6824479No, you fucked up, ESL. Do your fucking reps.
>>6824348Her “identity” is just another Vtuber tho.
>>68244181. She applied, they didn't scout her or discover her, and she wasn't even a Niji fan.2. She is required to show her past life so they would have seen her Apex credentials.
>>6824471>PatraWish that didn't genuinely get me
>>6824490So I'm right, thanks for confirming.
boss baby 2...
>can't even finish her sentence because she starts laughingshe's on coke or something.
Yes Selen...eat the macaroni....
>>6824460didn't she say michelin, thought that only goes to 3
>>6824378>>6824348Google tailors its suggestions based on your interests. Get outta here roommatefag
There is a Boss Baby tv show...?
>>6824267Look what you've started. Schizos can't really take a joke.
Selen's obliterating my sides
>excited for boss baby 2Fucking dropped.
>Dub chadHoly based
She's on weed right?
>>6824543"green tea" is alcohol
>>6824558It's on netflix.
She's literally me, I watched Boss Baby the tv show on Netflix while drawing as well. They make American politics jokes in that show, it's pretty strange.
>>6824556post yours then
Bros.. How do I get a gf like Selen...
She's so fucking funny
>Spoiling Boss BabyThat's itI'm unsubbing
can't this bitch stop laughing for 5 seconds?
>can't read subtitlesbros i hate americans.
>>6824516>>6824519If someone applies for your audition and isn't forthcoming with important information it would still count as a "random discovery". Please learn the English language and then come back.
I'm at fucking work trying not to fucking laugh holy shit.
>>6824622I sure hope she can't
that's too far Selenspoiling Boss Baby season 1 is too much
What is the Pomu Jar? Does it involve putting her in a jar and filling it with cum or something?
>>6824608go to vancouver
>>6824622No, and neither can I.
>>6824608According to that seetheanon a bit earlier in the thread, just travel to toronto and grab the first girl you can find!
She's very entertaining. Good banter and very genuine. Earned a new sub t. chumbud
Are her streaming hours friendly to someone? It's too late for JP, and too early for NA.
>>6824637>random discoveryNo it fucking doesn't. Learn what words mean, you fucking retard
Oh no, Selen is tech support...
>>6824675Didn't ask don't care
Imagine watching this stream just to seethe on a 4chan threadJust go away
>>6824649Someone post the jar soundpost
>boss baby show exists>there's 5 seasonswhat the fuck
>>6824149Selen's big dragon hand is hot as hell. Not elaborating.
>>6824402>>6824416I had to join incomes with both my mom and my brother just to afford a 2 bedroom townhouse. It's in a shit location in Surrey/Langley of all places. 750k mortgageNo way a regular anon would be able to move here and get a place.
>>6824637Discovering is implying that Anycala was searching for her or her skills, you're the one who needs to do reps my friend. She is being forthcoming by giving her fucking profile that stated her Predator status.
>>6824676Prime time EU.
>>6824676Are you for real just forgetting about everything between JP and NA?
For real Selen lost a point with me because she doesn't watch shows with subs, there's so much good stuff out there that are sub only.
Fuck I forgot Selen is on. I wonder if she answered my question
>>6824676I work 3rd shift NA and it's good for me.
>>6824684Yes it does you moron. If someone approaches you randomly out of the blue one day and subsequently manages to become an important part of your life and business you discovered them completely at random. Are you serious right now?
based Selen supporting her wavemates
>>6824738Your chance to groom her
>>6824588I'd die laughing if she leaked bongwater noises while streaming
Based unity dragon...
The way she says Neejeesaanji...Guys...
>>6824741What was the question?
Wait she watches dub?Fucking unsubbed.
>>6824757>Ecks Eye Vee
>>6824676She said she doesn't know how she will do it because it is off for her right now but she doesn't want to overlap too much as well.
>>6824761>Have you seen THAT edit yet?
>>6824757She is just the best, isn't she?
>>6824714>>6824733>>6824735Ah, I forgot about EU.
ehhhh ngl this kinna seems forced
>>6824676I don't know if she'll continue with this schedule but this is a blessed week for me.
>>6824747Just because you keep making up definitions, doesn't make them true. Stop embarrassing yourself
>Don't you have friends
>>6824729Learn English and then come back, it's that simple.
>Has to be naturalHoloEN don't look!
Theese hours are great for students looking to slack off their zoom classes
I'm just randomly pretending to be retarded
Do your listening comprehension rep guys.She said she doesn't watch subbed shows while drawing because she can't look at them, not because she prefers dubs.
>>6824676I for one appreciate this timeslot a lot. It's just perfect.
>>6824622No. And I like her this way
>>6824801If I was embarrassed I would have stopped posting a long time ago. Not my problem English is your second language and you don't understand words have different meanings depending on context.
>>6824836This, I like drawing to TV shows better than drawing to music, and it's hard to watch subbed anime while drawing.
>>6824791Don't worry. Everyone forgets about us, we're used to it
>>6824811>He doesn't have friends that you can see a year or five later and hop back in
>>6823553>YES Petra RFA
>>6824789Perfect.She and Elira are perfect
>>6824796No Anon This isn’t Hololive.
>>6824825Boomer-san, school is out right now.
>>6824811She called us her friends in the Apex stream, there's still hope...
>>6824747If someone approaches you TO AUDITION, it's not "randomly out of the blue."
>>6824863I'm just gonna assume you're pretending to be retarded at this point or you dug yourself too deep and you can't admit to being a huge fucking retardEither way, get back to doing your reps
Stop being spergs
>>6824761Which of the Lazulight/Obsydia members would she be able to take in a fight
>>6824881its nice to watch while working from home too
>>6824747Not only do you not know what discover means, you don't know what applying means either.
>>6824916Stop replying to the holofag.
>>6824922i don´t think i could take an angry selen seriously
>>6824878>>6824897Dragonbros live short because of endless endurance streams, but happy lives!
I love how her ThankyouThankyou~ is resembling of Elira's
>>6824897Sisters LOVEEven the way they have similar roles in their group dynamic but contrast so much at the same time with how they do it
State of that rating scale
>>6824914It absolutely is if you don't know them.>>6824916Admitting to not having an argument then? Great, saves us both a lot of trouble.>>6824944You seem to think applying means you're guaranteed to get in. It does not.
>>6824968also her weight scale
>Talks about Ember>sheSelen is a doxxnigger...
>>6824897>>6824963DRAGON SISTERS LOVE!
>exerciseyou retards lied to me, there's no way she's fat
I'm gonna exercise more now, thank you Selen
STOP TELLING ME TO WORK OUT AND TAKE CARE OF MY HEALTH I'M NOT DOING IT
Selen is /fit/!
>Healthy living dragonI guess at least one of the six of them had to have a healthy lifestyle.
>>6825006yeah she talked about how she was playing volleyball all the time and was the captain of her basketball teami don´t buy the chubby rrat
>>6825015Do it for Selen, make her proud!
I love her laugh
getting /fit/ for my chubby dragonwife salan tsazkz!
>>6825011>>6825015Duality of man
architectbros we're losing
>>6825011>>6825006>>6825015WE CAN DO ITWE NEED TO BE AT LEAST HEALTHY ENOUGH TO NOT DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK AT 35 SO WE CAN WATCH OUR dragonOSHIS LONGER
The way she says Nijisanji lowkey pisses me off.
>said Nijisanji rather than vtubers in generalBased loyalist
>>6825058neeeee jeeeee sawnnnn jeeeee
> exercise> salad> tomatos> udonWhat is this r/fitness
>>6824988I doubt most leafs are doxxfags. If I ever heard someone sound like Selen in public I'd quickly leave the area and try to avoid contact with them for fear of spilling my spaghetti
>>6825058how else are you supposed to say it?
>>6825041>volleyball>captain of her basketball teamMust be a tall girl
>she has exercise schedule Architects BTFO SHE TRULY IS THE TOMBOY>Isn't used to constant social media useI love this woman
it's easy to live a healthy lifestyle when you're a young neet with rich parents
so what's your favorite obsidya so far?
>>6825095opposite actuallybut apparently she can jump real high
>>6824904>>6824881You caught me I'm a boomerSpeaking of school does that mean after summer some of the girls are going to cut their stream hours?
>>6825095she said she is not that tall but can jump really high which is why she outperformed all the taller girls
> captain of her basketball teamShe's must be tall that's so cool. Tall tomboy gf
I don't remember, does she speak korean too?
>>6825015JUST 5 PUSHUPS ANON
>>6825102Yes. Get fucked poorfags
>>6825114Dragon of course
>>6825137but this is how she says it...
>>6825114I think Rosemi but it's still too early
>>6825114SELENI LOVE HER SO MUCHHER VOICE, HER LAUGH, HER SILLY TANGENTS, EVERYTHING!Rose is cute, too, but need to watch more of her. Not too convinced of Petra yet, but it's only the first week, so who knows.
>>6825127>tfw 6'2" so I can never get a tall gfsad days
yo this bitch speaking skyrim walls
>>6825114Petra and Selen.. don't make me choose between the other
>>6825114It's not even close, she almost rivals Pomu in how much I love herHowever, everybody should enjoy whoever they enjoy watching - what I enjoy most is UNITY
Kinda weird to hear her speak Canotnese...Cause I speak Cantonese
>>6825123>Speaking of school does that mean after summer some of the girls are going to cut their stream hours?What? They only hire 18+. Then most of them are either done with college or just never went.
She does sound like a white girl speaking a different language.
No gachaNo social mediaLoves exerciseBasketball and volleyballI KNEEEEEEEL
>>6825102Are all of them NEETs except for Pomu? Rose did mention moving out and living on her own
>>6825123None of them have implyed they're in school yet have they? Selen said shit like "once you're out of school you'll understand", Elira talked about regularly having a reversed sleep schedule due to gaming, and Pomu has a job. Not sure about the rest yet, but Rosemi recently moved out of her parents house so she could be young enough for Uni or something.
>>6825114rose really makes me feel aliveselen is a close secondpeter...maybe she will get better
>>6825192>Basketballtypical black sport where I live>volleyballtypical white girl sport where I live
>>6825203Petra is a student.
>>6825187>18>done with collegehuh?
I missed the japanese Penguin stream, did she say anything interesting?
>>6825114Ask me again after a week with them.
>>6825114I expected it to be Rosemi because I used to follow her in her past life but Selen has been an absolute joy
>>6825205Petra is probably in Uni and iirc Elira said she has a degree last night
>sleeps to ApexMe when I stay up to watch JP streams...>>6825232In my area a ton of white girls played Basketball in school. It outnumbered lacrosse which is a girl sport.
>>6825232she tried out every sport available including chess...
Isn't Obsidia supposed to be the "edgy" gen? but aside from the rosemi, the other two are milder than lazulight.
>>6825205Selen literally just mentioned choosing classes (Uni) and that she had a project due this week, though.
>>6825232I think you mean typical tomboy sports
>>6825259>lacrosseisn't that the sport they all played in American Pie?>>6825265based
>>6825232basketball is a white girl sport where I live, but there's no black people here, the local minority plays soccer
Finana exposed, again...
The roasting of Finana Ryugu continues
>>6825307Every single stream
>>6825114Selen is the only EN vtuber I'm watching. I don't like EOP vtubers at all, but she won me over.
Hope she goes over her keyboard details
>>6825171I knew a Strayan at work who was 6'2 and was getting back with his 6'5 gf. Not many men that would be her height.
>>6825284theme's for vtubers fall off almost immediately 90% of the time
why does everyone bully finana...
>>6825326Finana loves exposing herself
>>6825328Selen is such a good girl that she only does it because Finana is into it
>Selen on average gets more viewers than EliraFamElira what's happening? The bully tomboy dragon is winning...
>>6825284It's like the Futurama episode with Flexo where everyone thinks he's Bender's evil twin then they realize Bender's the evil twin
>>6825307Finance really want to not disappoint her and she exposes her like that...Based toxic dragon
>>6825284Obsidia so far feels like Elira's chuuni sister got her friends together to try and be edgy, then fail at it.
>>6825203Rosemi has a consistent sleep schedule, she might have a job.
>>6825350Finana gets off to it
>>6825358First week buff.
>>6825240I specified they hire 18+ which mean they're all at least done with compulsory education. Elira, Pomu, and Selen at least are old enough to have finished college.
>>6825339Better ask how good it is for APEX.
>>6825284>but aside from the rosemihow? I've missed all of her streams but can't imagine her being worse than feesh
>>6825168No, she says ねーじぇーさんじぇ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm8Q0yX3-Kgyou gus should brush up on your selen lorethis is a vod is treasure of info
>>6825350Because she wants it
bros....selen was a bully.
>>6825289over here in Germany, Volleyball is the sport for the girliest of girls, I'm not even kidding - the tomboy sport is Handball and Soccer/Football is out of every ranking because *everybody* plays it even those who don't play sports>>6825380nice, perhaps she should hang out with Rosemi a bit more often...>>6825378she has, she's an intern at SCAM
>>6825416I wish Selen bullied me in high school
Dose 10 year olds terk ma jerb!
>>6825102Can somebody with a Twitter account send in a marshmallow asking if she can retract her fangs like Elira? Thanks
>>6825284What makes Rosemi wild explain? Because she randomly does Yandere play?
I was doing my Mayuzumi reps and he praised Elira's Japanese, and the chat was saying both she and Petra have great Japanese accents.
i do that too lol.
>>6825434I want to be kabedon'd by Selen, glaring at me just before she starts giggling and telling me it was just a joke and to grab some lunch together...
>>6825475is her dad still abusing her?
>>6825358Imagine both sisters...
>>6825284>Isn't Obsidia supposed to be the "edgy" gen?Ah, yes, the very edgy penguin.
Selen already has a Chinese translator in the chatMs. worldwide from the start, I guess
>>6824588I mean she is Canadian...
>>6825544So this is the power of Apex...
>my favorite roll is the BBC
>>6825456I mean, at least she's trying.
>>6825544she had a JP translator yesterday
>>6825058It's so fucking endearingVoice-pack of Selen whispering "Neejeesaanji" over and over to you
>>6825544NijiEN have CN translators on their tweets. They have been really invested since Lazulight I guess.
>cow boob milkwhy do you gotta make it sound weird...
>>6825544time to say the t word
i'm unironically jealous that canadians get all these cool, cute, westernized asian girls.
>>6825638the fish apparently has a ton of chinese fans
Why you gotta do this Selen
Dude got called out, damn
>Says a word>laughs>Says another>laughsShe's perfect
She's annoying but fun
>>6825645>he thinks Nijisanji livers get in trouble saying the Taiwan wordlol
Bros who this?
>>6825722Have any of them said it?
>>6825698Imagine the sex. She'll just be giggling the entire time
>>6825673>jealous of having westernized asian girlsAnon... it can go wrong. Very wrong.
If laughing increases lifespan, this dragon will live till the end of the universe
>>6825673They're all very basic, anon.But yes, I suppose if you don't normally see them, you'd think they're something special.You could literally groom yourself an asian by liking three things: 1) bubble tea 2) ffxiv 3) k-popThat's it, you've cracked the code to every one of these girls.
>>6825737Literal who attention whore.
>>6825673Are you really unaware of the ABG stereotype?
>>6825745I could think of at least 5, holofags always throw a pissfit and think it matters, but then nothing happens because holofags are too retarded to understand context and circumstances
>>6825673The problem is they only live in Markham and Richmond.
>>6825737vtweeter that leeches Vwwhores
>>6825673finally leafs are shown some respect
>>6825015Yeah I gave up too.
>>6825416I want to be bullied under the stairwell by the dragons.
>>6825737verified, certified faggot
Is Salmonella not a thing in asia or what?
She sounds nasty but cute
>neee jeee san jeeeSTOP AAAAAA
>>6825852Don't make me sad anon...
>>6825834And Vancouver. Don't forget thatSeriously, if you can't find one in Markham or Richmond, go to the Asian capital of Canuckistan
>>6825745Your dragon didn't get into trouble because she said taiwan, she got in trouble because she is a hafu.
>>6825745They say it if it comes up like "Hey viewer from Taiwan here I love your stream" not "Taiwan is a country"
>>6825857Salmonella is not a thing in countries with a functional food standards agency>>6825813no, whats that mean?
>>6825864>Final Fantasy Ecks Eye Vee
>>6825795brb buying ffxiv and downloading k-pop
>>6825114it's a hard tie between Rosemi and Selen I can't pick which is better
>>6825885what about the chama?
>splatoon was my first shooterHow young is she?
>>6825857You can actually eat raw eggsAin't that great?
>>6825955probably 18 jesas
>splatoon>overwatch>APEX was my first FPS gameso she's a zoomer
>>6825673Imagine being jealous of Canada.
>>6825955T o T
>>6825948Haato didn't get 1/5 of the shit that coco did.
>>6825955She's atleast 20+ plus.
>>6825984No wonder she gets along with finana
>>6825955My bet is early 20s
>>6825955>youngShe's not... Just weird
>>6825926>Eff Eff Ecks Eye Vee
>>6825948they didn't even give a shit about her and fyi choco and aqua also said it before but didn't get in trouble for it, context matters
>>6824982ESL-anon...Discovery- to find somethingRandom - Something unexpectedan indie applying to an addition is not random nor a discovery. A non-random discovery would be recruiting someone who had no established streaming experience and they turn out to be a 10/10 streamer or someone who had never played apex before being a prodigy. Selen is neither.Even then it would be a LUCKY discovery not a RANDOM one. Applying is not random event.
>>6825737I don’t why people are saying a tweeter she streams on Twitch.
>>6825955If weren't into cod/cs/battlefield and didn't fell for the first wave of battle royale meme it's very likely to go your whole life without touching competitive shooters
>>6825909Asian Baby Girl. Basically a westernized Asian girl who's obsessed with boba, crop tops, tons of makeup, etc
>>6825955She probably just didn't play FPSs. I literally never played a PC FPS until Ultrakill came out and I'm 29 and have gamed all my life.
>>6825909Asian babygirl, basically a turbo bibmbo
>>6825926does finana also say final fantasy ecks eye eye eye?
>calling out Elira for constantly talking about sweatI LOVE THIS DRAGON
Look at this sweaty stinky dragonThis musky hot dragonThis moisty smelly dragonThis drippy funky dragonThis sticky wet dragonThis odorous muggy dragonThis steamy soaked dragonThis fragrant damp dragonThis aromatic weeping dragonThis dewy odoriferous dragon
>>6826027Every time I open her stream it's just a "radio". Never seen an actual stream
I love Elira's sweat.
>>6825955She said she didn't grow up on normal games, her boomer dad made her play boomer games. Splatoon came out way before Apex fwiw
>Nijisanji debuts two waves of EN vtubers>Crickets from both sides of the sea>Mayuzumi admits to forgetting to interact with them>Other Nijis don’t try to interact with them until they’re mentioned by the EN girls on stream months later >Nijisanji randomly debuts a new wave of nip Vtubers>Everyone’s talking >Mayuzumi makes a banner for one of the new guys, jokingly bullies him>The other Nijis actually care and try to befriend them right away What went wrong
>>6826024based teacher anon
>Multiple oshisSelen is a whore...
>>6826003>TWGOKWhy would a girl watch that?
>Elira's always watching you>Always watching you...B-bros?
YOU LIKE NINISANI? NAME EVERY MEMBERRRR
>>6826114here's your (You) holofriend
>>6826088>>6826081>>6826084Based dragon worshipers
>>6826150- PomuBecause everyone is Pomu
>>6826065She might also have strict parents who refuse to let her buy 18+ games, and most FPS are 18+. Even if she was 12 when halo 2 came out it's possible she didn't play it because she was underage.All the "big" entry FPS games are 18+ it feels and splatoon was the first kid-friendly one that was popular for a while.
Is she obligated to use honorifics towards the other members?
>>6826114Language barrier is a thing you know.
>>6826114Nijisanji is a JOP company please understand.
>doesn't speak japanese>clipwatcherdropped a like in the video because I'm the same
>>6826212job deez nuts
I'm sure Pomu and co. fed her a list but Joe oshi is based
>>6826181strict parents usually don't let their underage daughter travel around the world alone
>>6826212DRAGON DEEZ NUTS
Realistically, which NijiEN would make the best wife?
>>6826224Aiba, not Alba
I actually love that she's a clipfag, a criticism people have here is you have to be a shill who watches all Niji streams to be a Nijisanji vtuber.>>6826224Aiba Uiha the strongest woman in Nijisanji and one of the Nijis who go with the idol angle.
>>6826236they know shes gonna fuck every white boy she sees
>>6826183She is american.
>>6826114but Pomu already got noticed by Mito?
>>6826212The former chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and co-founder of Apple Inc.
>>6826212Joe Rikiichi.You've seen him plenty you just don't realise it because his name is so normal while he is anything but.
>>6826181Watch her previous streams. Her dad let her watch as he played things like Diablo. I assume she got into Splatoon specifically because she likes the aesthetic, considering she's into things like Sanrio and Panty & Stocking.
>>6826155I vastly prefer Nijisanji over Hololive lol
>>6826133Once you join FamElira, you belong to the sheesh dragon forever.https://streamable.com/95lyx7Never forget this.
>>6826266Niji 3D is fucking surreal
>>6826278not even correct
>>6826281Twice, in fact. First was before she hit 100k.
>>6826255Elira or Pomu
>>6826293I did, I forgot about the diablo specifically but I remember that she only got to play stuff her dad did, so I guess her dad wasn't an FPS player.
>>6826292wtf is this he literally looks like the fucking jokerwhy do they have a joker niji
>>6826183Even JP members aren't obliged to do that
>>6826307*She is not japanese.
>>6826255pomu is the only one that isn't a stinky neet
Throwing me off that she referred to Uiha as Aiba
>>6826301I fucking love that face
>>6826255Pomu and Elira are tied for best wives.
>>6826331Because we live in a society
>>6826183Hisui doesn't call anyone senpai at this point
>>6826255Rosemi and I say this as a Pomudachi
>>6826331Do not disrespect JoeRikiichi
>mentioned Chaika flashing everyonebased
>>6826331>teardrop tattooim not a huge nijifan can someone please tell me that means what i think it means
>>6826338She has recently entered neetdom and will soon become stinky
Well, she clearly is new to nijisanji.
>>6826331IM DA JOKA BABY
finana would be the best wife.
you heard her, listen to ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLijvU3ocM
>>6826255Pomu and I say this as Pomu
>>6826369He lives in a society too and is very sad about it
>>6826255Pomu is already the group mom.
>>6826369Teardrop tattoos mean that they killed someone, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLijvU3ocM FUCKING WATCH IT
>>6826392>that thumbnaillooks extremely gayi ain't watching that
>>6826368I fucking lost it
>>6826369Teardrop tattoos are a clown thing too you stupid pig american
>>6826331Why wouldn't you have a literal clown as an entertainer vtuber? Polka exists as well
>>6826114Is it really that bad that they are not massive tho? I know it sounds like coping, but a smaller fanbase has less bandwagoners, retards and schizos than a massive one. A cozy fanbase feels nice.
niji3Ds are just on another level, if you want to convert virgin chuuba watchers just send them niji3D clips .
>>6826301Now get one as Rose
>>6826436faggot please, there is nothing straighter than appreciating a well toned male body
>>6826183ENs get gaijin privilege, they aren't bound by honorific rules. Even the ones who use them don't use them consistently, often dropping them when speaking English and saving them for Japanese because they don't sound as natural in English.
>>6826266I think there was one where she did a handstand and she got back up backwards. She has some crazy flexibility
>>6826114They aren't forced to acknowledge them, holofriend. Japs are usually shy (or straight up xenophobic) to foreigners, and honestly, it's better this way. I like nijiEN as it is, kind of it's own planet inside the vast nijiuniverse. If anyone wanna visit, they're welcome.
>>6826433that would be correct
>>6822850Bro chill, just let them entertain.
Baby dragon please...
>>6826331even his name is a pun on it anon... why do you think his name is JOKERikiichi
Selen too ADHD for piano
>>6826459How about appreciating a well toned female body
>>6826331He's has a record deal as part of a music group attached to Universal NBC as well
>>6826212>>6826331Welcome to Nijisanji:https://files.catbox.moe/62c4ww.webm
>>6826513Where did you get the KE from?
Name a better hag.
Pretty lax parenting.
>>6826369That his makeup is inspired by the Italian pierrot clown.
Give it to me straight are the male NIjiEN designs going to be fujoait?
>>6826441Mexican gangbangers in my area have a small blue one near the corner of their eyes.FLUTEGODS
>No gacha gamesBased? She plays Apex tho
>>6826514tfw no Selen garage sessions just fucking around on drums
>>6826548yeah thats what i was thinking
>>6826553Look at the four guys they chose to advertise the auditions instead of Kenmochi.
>>6826454My first intro to Niji3D was someone linking Hayato's 3D right before Fuwa's and my mind was fucking blown.>>6826469They aren't forced but some still make an effort. People showed up to the debuts, talked about them on their own streams, and replied to ENs. Also he is silly for blaming Mayuzumi for not interacting with EN when they debuted because he literally was on break when Lazulight happened and wasn't tweeting on his main due to loreshit. He wrote that he'd discuss Lazulight on today's zatsudan he held and after he said that, Obsydia debuted.
>>6826536I meant to spoiler the K, because it's not actually there.joe - joke it's a simple pun
She read like 3 marshmallows
>read the gacha question again just so she could say no twiceIndescribably based.
I just woke up... anything notable about Selen's stream I miss?
>>6826538GOD I FUCKING LOVE HAGS
>>6826553What would you want them to be? Ugly Bastards? Of course they are gonna be attractive. .
>>6826392>that thumbnaillooks extremely gaygonna put it on endless repeat
>>6826553depends on the design, some definitely fit the description, others would be more at home in a bara series or otherwise a series meant for a male target audience, rather than yaoi
Why does she take Ember with her to the bathroom
>>6826525Very VERY CUTE!
>>6826620It's Selen, she read about 4 questions and went on 56 tangents.
>>6825365Kek that's a great episode
>>6826597Kenmochi is as cute as the rest of them, I'm pretty sure they didn't plaster his face because all of his clips are about being a lolicon, while if you search the other guys it's random clips like games or jokes or 3D.
>>6826114Oliver is most likely going to collab with EN anyway.
>>6826553Elira will take up every collab slot possible...
>>6826633But Ember is on screen, he watches the stream while she's gone.
>>6826454This is true.
>>6826617....oh my god is this the deagon to surpass elira
>>6826553Yes and that's a good thing, ugly gimmick male vtubers are an epidemic in the west
>>6826597FUCK the only cool one is Kuzuha>>6826626>it's either ugly bastard or fujobaitDude...
>>6826669Kuzuha is so lucky bros
Did she take a shit? That bathroom break seemed too long.
>>6826669perfect ogre strength
She sounds...so...african american
>>6826626I think there's a difference between attractive guy and Fujo bait. From my time in the /xiv/ general you can tell the guys made by guys, and the guys made by women All the guys made by women look gay
Selen's green tea pee ToT
>>6826700Bro girls have to sit and wipe to pee, it takes a bit
>>6826392>that thumbnaillooks extremely manlyI will watch this
>>6826114its ok if you watch vtubers through clips, we wont judge you anon
>>6826693Bitch please, Kagami is cool as fuck.
Legend of Winners Trails of coldsleen hahaHAW...
>>6826553Younger brother fujobait liver that Elira constantly collabs withImagine...
>>6826714All the guys designed by men in /wvt/ are fat and ugly or non-human for le meme
>>6826524>this could be NijiEN in 2024
>>6825673>westernized asian girls.uhhh
>>6826392the original version on youtube has english captions incase anybody was wondering about the lyrics and how manly they arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQNKKGBARto
>>6826711Why can't we have an african-african. I would genuenly like to listen to stuff from a Senegalese vtuber.
JWU Any collabs this week?
>>6826553No, it's going to be yaoibait like Yashiro
>>6826714Women make guys based on what they are attracted to.Men make guys on what they think is cool. That's my experience trying to spot women in online games.
>>6826755holy shit she's so cool!!!!
Selen listens to Elira so much!
>>6826753Are you shitting me looks straight up out of an otome manga
>>6826755GOD SHE'S COOL
>>6826706I still haven't watched Levi's 3D yet, I also need to catch up on today's Petra and Mayuzumi zatsudans, and Chima's 3D is tomorrow FUCK TOO MUCH FUN SHIT NOT ENOUGH TIME.
>>6826693>judging a book by its coverShachou is so based he got a custom Gundam modeled after him officially. He also does screamo
>>6826524KITTO PARADAISU DAYOOOOOO
>>6826818I assume you watched Finana and Pom's Outlast a few hours ago.Anyway: Finana and Selen APEX in two days, and in the weeked a Finana and Pomu Minecraft then the Obsydia collab
>>6826854Are you only able to look at ugly fat bastards in anime?
>>6826553So, any of you applied?
>>6826454Niji3D is a great way to introduce new livers too. Anyone interested in Amamya should start with her 3D debut.
>>6826854A COOL OTOME MANGA
ELIRA LIKES IT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT HER SWEATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6826818A bunch, look at the Teamup schedule.
>Selen implying Elira hates when people mention her sweat, by mentioning it and laughing like a shitheadbased?
This thread confirms my suspicions that western males think being attractive is gay
Elira's turn to be exposed!
>>6826910Not that anon, i think he is saying his design is very common and not flashy like most vtubers.
>>6826833The only Black person i "know" happens to come from there. Well then Kameroun maybe, dont know someone from there but had some relatives there (european not natives)
>>6826930I'm waiting for Furen and Melissa 3D
>>6826910Erm, PomuxPikamee and PomuxMelody collabs?
IMAGINE THE FUCKING SMELL!!!
>>6826902>>6826946Will do thanks.
>>6826114was it the same with CN/KR?
bros she straight up dabbing on Elira.
>>6826986Rose don't look...
>>6826951*American malesThere's a reason they call Euros gay looking. Even properly washing yourself in America is considered gay.
Her laugh actually sounds really cute when she doing it softly...
>>6826331>Handsome, kind and polite>Funny as fuck>Interesting guy easy to understand>Streams and collabs always entertaining>Voice of the gods, can sing like one too>Scares the shit out of Hima because she's coulrophobicNow you are going to tell me you don't know about based Chaika or Gwelu?
>>6826556>>6826575Deron and Joe actually tweeted lyrics from the song when Lulu graduated.https://twitter.com/JoeRikiichi/status/1410256265830277122https://twitter.com/HiguchiKaede/status/1410252934412075016
>>6826873>Chima's 3D is tomorrowI am going to kneel so hard
>Cooking NTRThis girl is pure fucking gold.
>>6826371>accidentally calls Elira Era-chanGibara...
Why would rewind change the VOD views?
>>6827034fuck me that's so sad. back then i was wondering why deron tweeted that so randomly but it makes sense now that i think about it
>>6826923I have no idea what to do with "streaming in character" part even though I've clipped various moments of me playing games that I found funny without mic.Maybe next Wave.
>>6826923My younger bro is going to apply
>>6827006I don't fucking understand this sentiment. I grew up in America and I remember my friend asking me if he'd get shit for putting gel in his hair or if he should hide his facial products if he invited people over. I don't get why American males are so allergic to looking presentable and washing themselves.
>>6826923auditioned for the first one and I will audition again this time, working on it right now actually
>>6827033ngl i'd let Joe peg me and abuse my hole even though i'm straight.2DOGW
>>6826923Even if by some miracle I would be accepted, I have my teacher credential program to worry about soon. I'd love to do it as a part-time thing but I'd rather focus on one thing instead of potentially fucking up juggling both.
I've only watched Hololive 3D streams, any good Nijisanji 3D clips?
>>6827118autistic radical christian puritans, I heard some american guys don't even wipe their asses because it's gay to put someone in their butts, even if it's toilet paper
>>6827172Almost any would be better than Holo 3ds
She literally laughs every 5 seconds
>>6827031she might have a glandular problem
Based Hana shilling Kenmochi to her viewers.
>>6826923My broken english and my almost non existent japanese wouldn't let me get accepted. For me it's one of those things like bitcoin in the beginning, an opportunity lost I guess. It would be something I'd be very happy to do.
>>6827172Just search Nijsanji 3D on YouTube and enjoy the ride
>>6827184Putting SOMEONE is definitely gay tho
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1417558232193769473START DONATING RIGHT NOW
>>6827261Sorry, too busy saving Pomu
>>6827228What did she say about him?
>>6827118Oversexualization of everything. Hell you have any form physical contact with another guy and its somehow gay.
>>6827261>flower and fairy are both wagies
>>6827261i think she probably never expected to make it.
>>6827261https://twitter.com/pomurainpuff/status/1417558940221640706?s=21Pomu is a slavedriver
>>6827261>ninisnanjiIt just keeps getting worse.
>>6826923Being in Nijisanji is like a dream to me but I have literally no streaming or video editing experience and if I started learning how to make videos now the audition would be over before my video is ready. Besides even if a miracle happened and they let me into NijiEN despite me being a nobody, I'd end up debuting as a nervous wreck who everyone hates, far worse than Petra and Finana and with none of their skills. So I'd rather do my reps and improve on myself for now (learning how to actually talk when gaming is another skill that needs to be learned) so I can audition maybe a year or so from now. I honestly regret all the time I spent shitposting on 4chan, maybe I'd be a better, more worthy person by now if I didn't spend so much time in this black hole.
>>6827261HOLD ON ROSEMI IM GONNA SAAAAVEEEE
>>6827316I want Pomu to whip me
>>6827148You seethe because he is correct
>>6827299She said that he's hilarious and has a talent of making any situation funny. Also that he's underrated.
>>6827261uuuooohhh shes just like me.
>>6827350She said it about ID's Riksa anon...
>>6827350>underratedHe's like the biggest meme of Nijisanji though.
>>6827326Its never too late anon ganbare
I just want that Suisei DOTA2 schizo to make it big...
>>6827172The whole damn thing:https://youtu.be/TqWpxtUJti0
>>6827304>>6827307h-hot...>the dom gets dommed by the girl who simps for literally everyoneYou just got to love both of them
>>6827261wow, two OLs. cute!
>>6827440Was that the one who did acid,if so I want him in too
>Selen mispronounced Rosemi's name so many timesRose...
>>6827440can you send me the clips I remember that dude
>>6827440Anon, he made it in, and learned Japanese. This new guy debuting in the JP branch's bio says he deals with suspicious drugs all day.
>>6827378I thought she said Riksa was unable to play the straight man and his "jokes" were just sentences he plays off as jokes? The section before that was about Kenmochi.
>tfw youre not ember right now
>>6827304SEXUAL WORKPLACE BULLYING AT NIJISANJI
ayo can I get some quasi-dilla
I love this retarded dragon.
>>6827497>suspicious drugsso all underboard and unapproved by the big pharma? sign me up mother fucker.
>>6827326>I honestly regret all the time I spent shitposting on 4chan, maybe I'd be a better, more worthy person by now if I didn't spend so much time in this black hole.Rare to see this level of self awareness in this shithole. Good luck anon.
>>6827326Yamagami Karuta apparently recorded her audition tape with her iPhone in a public restroom cubicle. You can do it
>>6826706AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP MAKING ME WANT TO WATCH MORE NIJIS I CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH NIJI EN
>>6827172Not the biggest tech showcase, but one of the funniest 3D Collabshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyXkShmuM34https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOQGch7lBeYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOQGch7lBeY
>>6827326I'm in the same boat. I've been a student or NEET for most of my life. I'm slowly making my way up to it. The important thing is to not give up, and to not take up too much at the same time. Even if you don't make it, the important thing is that you can change your life.
>>6827405Yeah but most of Hana's base comprises of EOPs and SEA so many of them likely don't know about him. I watched Hana for months and didn't know anything about him until the war with Shigure started.
>Wake up late and turn on stream>First thing I hear is "GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"I'm in love
>>6826266fact: Aiba Uiha once crushed an apple apart bare hands
>>6827566Honestly there's nothing wrong with being a clipfag for JP, as long as you aren't running around trying to give facts about Nijisanji when you don't see the full picture. There is no way you can catch up with all of them.
>>6827582duped one of the links https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsZMbwAv9fU
>>6827612thats amazing, for a girl
This stream is a disaster
>Sorted donations by alphabetical and started reading old onesFucking hell Selenmy lungs hurt laughing.
>>6826266That squat and bounce before is so cute
>>6827172Does this convince you?https://youtu.be/WtGL576zkZE
rip paypigsat least she's making it into a fun stream though.
>>6827497See now this is a nice design I hope we get something similar in nijiEN
>>6827499>his "jokes" were just sentences he plays off as jokes?I think what she meant there is he'll just say something ridiculous as a joke but it comes off as just a statement because its him. I haven't watched much of him so I'm not sure, but I remember him being weird enough for that.
>>6827676most people that donate do it for attention, they're waiting on superchats anyway
>>6827487Anon, Selen can't even pronounce her own name...
What does she see?
>>6827677Pollination on the desk at work
>>6827553POMU NO THINK OF THE CULTURE
>>6827487To be fair, I think everyone on the planet misread Lovecock
>>6827676Getting your donation read by Selen seems like a total gambleShes most likely going to go on too long of a tangent and theres not enough time, or shell somehow accidentally skip 20 of them, or some how manage to alphabetically organize them
SELEN I'M PARALYSED FROM THE WAIST DOWN LET'S GOOOOOO
>>6827740how long until one of the girls accidentally says lovecock on stream?
Day off and she's doing shantaedammit
>She doesn't like waterDROPPED
>>6827698Ahh that makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.
>>6827766Elira loves water so of course Selen doesn't
>>6827744>The Selen donation reading gacha
>>6827304>Bossy Pomu domWhy is this hot?
>>6827497I love how he posted no text so far. His twitter is all just cute/surreal images of his mascot.
Why does she say like so much?
so what happens if the girls don't hit the 100 sold mark on Limited Voice Packs by the date they stop being available?
PETRA ROASTEDPETRA GRADUATION SOON
>>6827261I love secretary porn.
But speedruns skip cutscenes...
>>6827326Literally just be good at video games.
>GDQESA USED to be much better...Yakuza Kiwami 2 run,anyone?what else is there for speedrun events?
>>6827818They graduate the girls who don't reach the target
>>6827818instant graduation and JAV debut
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1417563185972908036It is happening again.
I wasn't sold on Pengy before but her last two streams were good.
>>6827818They have to give that many private voice sessions to manager-san instead.
>>6827818Riku personally ships them over to Anycolor HQ and tickles them in a dark room until they promise to never ever undersell in VPs ever again
>>6827818Naked dogza in front of the Niji board of executives
>>6827894Nice Satan you got there
how did Nijisanji get TWO great dragons?
>>6827894>When your powerlevel is so high that even literal satan is your sexslave
>>6827894Damn I wish I was rosemi right now
Looking forward to the Pomu-Rosemi collabs where Pomu lasts no more than 5 minutes trying to do a boss role.
>>6827956I know, Pikl and Ember are fucking hot.
>>6827956All dragons are good
>>6827917man pomu's model is great
>>6827978depends of how submissive rose behaves, she might awaken something in pomu, no one knows.
>>6828035They're switches, I want them to take turns in each role.
I can't wait until the girls get birthday merchandise. Nijisanji has some really pretty art for their birthdays.