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>> No.68154236
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.68154238 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.68154243

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.68154253
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why did you take so long?
gura is under attack by bees rn

>> No.68154266

Gura getting attacked by yellow jacket, those pesky French bastards..........

>> No.68154269
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The Dino will rule this world!

>> No.68154267
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.68154283
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST

>> No.68154287
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>> No.68154318

oatmeal buds, we're in?

>> No.68154326

It's me, I'm living in Gura's fridge.

>> No.68154329
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>> No.68154346

Gura living in harmony with a yellow jacket, let's go! Gura bought her own pop up parade?

>> No.68154368

Look at those legs indeed

>> No.68154373
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Those are yellow vests
Also have French maid Gura

>> No.68154395 [DELETED] 

no, because you faggots fucking ruined everything else. cant watch sports, cant play most games, cant watch tv or films. Literally all that is left that hasn't been ruined by commies is vtubing and shooting. That is why like 90% of posters on this board are /pol/ users and why Pippa does so well for a nonholo

>> No.68154403

Gura checked to she if she was wearing panties

>> No.68154452

imagine cross posting from being this buttmad lmfao

>> No.68154482

>yellowjacket in the fridge
some exterminator bud is going to get to meet Gura irl and be in her house

>> No.68154507

>Jason Dreams
isn't this one of the paypigs that fucked off?

>> No.68154532

Remember when Gura had a 2 month old soup in her fridge? Gonna be one of those mold arc timelines again <3

Love my disgusting unhygenic Goober <3

>> No.68154543
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Still seething that chumbuds don't like your shitty politics sister? Good

>> No.68154547

My self-conscious low confidence shark wife...

>> No.68154570 [DELETED] 

Same, if those retards never started destroying my hobbies I might have been a tea party type fag. No I am fully on board with camps for those parasites.

>> No.68154577
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>> No.68154578

gura has JJJJ cups?

>> No.68154582

Gura with quadruple j cups would be funny to Gura.

>> No.68154586 [DELETED] 

yeah, kinda fucking mad commies ruined fucking everything

>> No.68154587
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Gura wizard outfit when

>> No.68154592

moldy bee...

>> No.68154600

Gura wants to say relax time figurines are for adults. A child figurine for that will alert the police.

>> No.68154627
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I find it funny some are still convinced Gura is secretly some sort of alt-right diehard. I'd think you'd have learned your lesson from Taylor Swift.

>> No.68154631

"And that's why we tried to save them from the typhus epidemic, that's why all their heads we shaved"
"So you tried to save us from our selves?"
"That's right sweetie, we even provided them with work, a swimming pool and a theatre"

>> No.68154640

feels like stream ending in next 30min

>> No.68154651
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Gura bruises like a squishy peach.

>> No.68154659

Yeah, i wonder how much money he has spent on Gura, every freaking superchat reading that fucker is there with MULTIPLE supas

Must be thousands of dollar by now, is there a way to SUM(JasonDreams) SC?

>> No.68154683 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.68154696
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I should've expected that.

>> No.68154714
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>> No.68154725 [DELETED] 

and you pol retards destroyed this site thanks you are just as insufferable kys

>> No.68154732

Pregnant Anne Frank re-enactments with Gura!

>> No.68154744

Still too big

>> No.68154773

It's trying to escape! Get back to work!

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>> No.68154817
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o-oh my

>> No.68154885
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>> No.68154953

Rare chest and waist view

>> No.68154985

the website pic is wrong??

>> No.68155028

stop kissing each other

>> No.68155035
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beta gura

>> No.68155036

oh it was a non-gura approved model

>> No.68155041

I want to consentually bruise her neck by choke fucking her, hard.

Remember how horny she was when the pink huggy wuggy pinned her to the ground.

She was like "Hey." in a really turned on voice. Gave me a boner. Why am I reddit spacing? I'm tired.

>> No.68155050
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>> No.68155053

No it's due to the changes to the outfit.

>> No.68155054

Seeing Gura's chest up close. I guess they updated Gura's model. The gem was too much but from original outfit? She's wearing the updated one?

>> No.68155059

Unironically this, I may or may not make frequent use of the term Synagogue of Satan
I can just see the mildly amused yet blank stare and befuddled, pained smile on her face as she tries desperately to follow the schizophrenic real life lore rrats and fails, but still pays attention anyway because she can tell that I care about it and she loves me
And it is a good and cozy thought

>> No.68155066

The way Gura responds to flat jokes/comments in the last 2 years make me think the got a boob job, she shots them down way to fast and never aknownledge her flatness anymore!

Now i'm sad!

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>> No.68155121

Her dick(s) must be huge

>> No.68155125

homobeggars are a lot worse.

>> No.68155127

I'm going to lose the SC lottery again.

>> No.68155135 [DELETED] 

janny is a nigger faggot tranny

>> No.68155154

Gura's toes are waaaaaaaaay too short, she needs a feet rework

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>> No.68155188
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this teasing brat!

>> No.68155194

Gura is a brat. She won't give us those toes.

>> No.68155210

I'm so happy just listening to her chat. I NEED TO CUM ON SHARK TOES.

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>> No.68155242 [DELETED] 

4chan has been a /pol/ site for well over a decade at this point. if you are upset about that, maybe reddit is more your speed. commie tranny

>> No.68155246

That's a constant.

>> No.68155247

No, tourist-chama, that would be morons like (You) who astroturfed the idea that /pol/faggotry shouldn't be normalized
Please fuck off now, don't ruin this board too

>> No.68155250
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>> No.68155270

I’m worried about Gura’s injury

>> No.68155304

Hnnngh, Gura's toes... this brat needs correction.

>> No.68155307
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Why would you want to smell like sunblock?

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>> No.68155326

Gura eats sunscreens confirmed by Gura

>> No.68155324

how does she have the wrong model?

>> No.68155333
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>> No.68155329

Gura bathing in jasmine scents. Nice.

>> No.68155331

And water is wet

>> No.68155338

>I like Jasmine
Oh thank god, I've been putting Jasmine oil on my letters.

>> No.68155361
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>> No.68155385

cuz nobody makes gasoline-scented bodywash

>> No.68155395
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mm, slime Gura

>> No.68155421
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Yeah mine

>> No.68155443

Christ I haven't seen this image in ages

>> No.68155469

Been a while since we saw the trident. Gura nervous about Fes. Excited for us and everybody else.

>> No.68155473

Gura's trident is at least +10 and has some top tier gems equipped on it for extra meta bullshit

>> No.68155494

Someone needs to edit the rest of the doujin.

>> No.68155500

she gon cri

>> No.68155501

ugh this creep again

>> No.68155526

I agree the gem broach thing was too much, but I like the gold trim

>> No.68155534

Gura's depression..

>> No.68155557

patrician tier levels of comfy.

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>> No.68155591

Speaking of bodywash and stuff, this may be pathetic BUT i have bought Molton Brown for 2 years now, a specific scent:


"Coastal Cypress & Sea Fennel Bath & Shower Gel

cool spice, marine notes and salted blue cypress"

Sha have said she likes sea smell, the smell of rotting seaweed and stuff, so i imagine Gura likes my smell <3

>> No.68155586
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My wife is happy to see me

>> No.68155595

Literally all people ever want is to interact with you, Gura.

>> No.68155606
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>happy to see us

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>> No.68155613

>happy to c you
that you? me. no other one.

>> No.68155618

I've been nursing a migraine for a while that is only now abating
I am really glad I tuned in to this bit

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>> No.68155655

Lately, Gura felt happy to see us. Excited to interact with us. She's very happy if you think of her and it makes you happy.

>> No.68155656
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Is it true. Are we finally back??

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>> No.68155678

Sometimes I really wonder if the fact people love her overwhelmed her.

>> No.68155679

Things a legndary Atlantean super weapon made by Poseidon

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>> No.68155722
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>I've been going though stuff too

>> No.68155723

She's happy to see ME, actually, but that won't last for long. I'm the bee in the fridge.

>> No.68155738
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>> No.68155740

Gura and I are in love!

>> No.68155745
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>tfw caught cold, took medicine and struggling not to fall asleep to Goob
I'm losing this fight...

>> No.68155752
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She's so perfect...

>> No.68155759

all those that gave up on her are missing this. fitting. justice is fair.

>> No.68155757

victory day?

>> No.68155777

Ive been here mre than a decade and Im fine with posting whatever but you guys do it with a purpose and in hoards and you guys should kys

>> No.68155786

that was really sweet

>> No.68155787

no japan to fuck up valentines day this year

>> No.68155798

She's so excited for her Valentine's plans with me. :3

>> No.68155801
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When she says stuff like this it just makes the silence all the more baffling. I guess I just don't really understand her. But regardless I'm glad she really seems to be back.

>> No.68155805

Gura has something planned for the big V day. She's excited. We back chumbros! No more secrets revealed or jinxing herself.

>> No.68155815

How can she have been thinking about "us"? It was all trash when she was gone, surely she wouldn't be able to drown out the antis and just see the nice onces? Surely she have seen all the shitposters?

>> No.68155818

so cute...
so cute...

>> No.68155826
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never show mercy to weakbuds

>> No.68155844

goon fuel stream on valentine's day confirmed

>> No.68155851

yes please just leave poppy, who cares, unless you wanna, then it's ok

>> No.68155868
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>(You) do it with a purpose
>Not the people you're complaining about doing it with a purpose
Go back to your hugbox faggot

>> No.68155869

maybe we're right. maybe consider that and change your ways.

>> No.68155872

I can't wait for Gura's lovenest ASMR built for us.

>> No.68155881
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i'm very happy she enjoyed the mod
i knew she was gonna pick the fart version
this is what the dino looks like when it takes a bath
good night and dino dreams friends

>> No.68155884

Okay, I won't jinx the cyb0rseggz anymore either!

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>> No.68155896

KU 100 Valentine's ASMR love nest

>> No.68155900

Other holomyths have hinted at the fact she may have suffered from Impostor's Syndrome in the past, anon.

>> No.68155903

she's spending valentine's with ME. not (you), ME!

>> No.68155906

> gave up
LMAO. Weakbuds get out.

>> No.68155910

I must help her achieve her dream of being sticky.

>> No.68155937

stope devaluating my rare georges

>> No.68155951

She is painfully sweet bros, the diabetus

>> No.68155962

Gura would rather be sticky than itchy. I do feel like I've heard that question before as well Gura. Fes in a month and 1 week?

>> No.68155967

Living your life online isn't healthy for anyone, even if you're making a ton of money off of it.

>> No.68155989
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when she feels sad she should just pop in here and let us play some DRG with her

>> No.68155997

I love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i l ove her i love her i love her ilove her i love her i love her i love her i l ove her

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>> No.68156033

She's reading every yellow SC and above except mine..

>> No.68156041

I'm too tired to tell you privacy is something to desire. Just be happy is all I'm asking.

>> No.68156042

Not any of the guys involved in this argument but only one side literally has government back spamming bots on twitter and FB to normalize its politics and we know who that is. Best to stop engauging at all those because these types love attention and we could talk about Gooba instead

>> No.68156045

Don't get your hopes too up. Remember what happened the last 50 times. Never relax

>> No.68156101

Im sorry bud, your timing was unlucky I know which one was yours and it was brutal.

>> No.68156104
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bro is not okay :skull:

>> No.68156105

Gura confirmed kusogaki. She's going to stick that trident far up our asses. Gura actually chooses games over bacon? That's surprising actually.

>> No.68156114

I mean she literally said it's hard not to get overwhelmed seeing everything, but she thinks about the people that are happy thinking about her. She's saying she's been focusing on the positive lately

>> No.68156123
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the rare georges are the tiny ones though

>> No.68156127

if you don't understand now, you never will i guess. I don't find it hard to understand at all, i'm well versed in burnout, depression, needing to disconnect and touch grass. It's not really complicated, but just know that she does wish you well. Only weakbuds see her actions as malicious.

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Fair, I've made my point anyhow
Anyway Gura cute

>> No.68156145

wrong site, twitternigger

>> No.68156147

"HAve you ever had one of those dessert pancakes"


>> No.68156151

Imagine saying you love a cute girl but then abandoning her just because she disappears for a while. Imagine not having any trust in the one you claim to love.
Weakbuds are pathetic.

>> No.68156178

gura likes cream

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>Living your life online isn't healthy for anyone
Huh? Literally all she had to do was officially say she was taking a break/hiatus whatever, or have management do it for her.
How does saying she's taking time off compromise her privacy? But I guess it doesn't matter, I don't want to start this loop again, I just genuinely don't get it.

>> No.68156198

right site,xcracker

>> No.68156256

Why are you here? No one who genuinely likes Gura would be talking about such stupid shit right now.

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>> No.68156275

But I'm so happy to see her, I'll believe anything my goddess says.

>> No.68156281

Gura licked mine

>> No.68156299

Gura could've sneezed on sign limited autographs. You could've have touched gura indirectly.

>> No.68156306

god damnit now shes reading as they come and I sent mine a tad early FUCK

>> No.68156326

Gura is gonna rob a taco bell with a gator she snagged from the aquarium I know it

>> No.68156350

yeah nta and right back at you, stop being retarded

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>> No.68156395

Fucking dramadumping in chat, i don't care about your open heart surgery cumbud

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>> No.68156406

haven't you ever had anxiety before trying to communicate? put yourself in her shoes, and give yourself hypotheticals, until you do actually understand her and why she did what she did. I'm sure you have the intelligence for this. if you begin assuming malicious intent or that "She doesn't care" you're doing it wrong, try again.

>> No.68156419

kek what's with all of these boomers needing surgery superchatting?

>> No.68156428

>I know which one was yours and it was brutal.
Show us. :3

>> No.68156438

No? Default is breakfast with syrup. He's probably taking about the crepe kind with like whip cream and toppings and stuff

>> No.68156485

Gura is planning a lethal company collab! She likes the funny mods. Especially the booby one.

>> No.68156490

I could never put myself on Gura's shoes, my feet are way too big

>> No.68156505

plotting .. :3

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>> No.68156519

Gen Xer here. Dont worry that wont be us. We will just quietly die with no fanfare

>> No.68156524

I don't like pointing out anons unless they're being assholes or autists, that one was neither so I won't.

>> No.68156523

mine got skipped too

>> No.68156550

I would put my dick in Gura's tiny shoes.

>> No.68156546
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she didn't read my supa...

>> No.68156590

Now that is on topic. Do any of you had a laser eye surgery? Because I've been thinking on having one but I don't know how they work

>> No.68156603

Maybe she couldn't because management was of contrary opinion. Maybe she thought about doing it but then she thought she'll be coming back and struggled making up her mind daily. Maybe her shrink suggested her to stay the heck away from all internet period for a while. Maybe she was on such heavy med she couldn't, Maybe she was so depressed she couldn't bring herself do even that much.
It's a dumb game to assume without really being in the know, anon. We are just talking about a complete stranger we know very little about apart from the little she wants to share, let's be real.
Hard to make an informed judgement onto someone you know so little about.

>> No.68156625

maybe next time....

>> No.68156633
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I won the SC gatcha yet again. I'm on a roll!

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>> No.68156646

we'll die, beaten to death in nursing homes by black nurses. No one will remember our generation. Too young for boomer gibs, too old for pokemon. Though we did have the best toys and best cartoons and movies of any generation.

>> No.68156655

>No? Default is breakfast with syrup.
No, those a fat pancakes for overweight Americans and Snow mexicans! Crepes ARE the default pancakes!....

Freaking NA ruins everything they touch

>> No.68156682

Gura's cunny?

>> No.68156710

Gura broke her knee saving her donut. I love this retard.

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>> No.68156720

Her donut survived but her ka-knee didn't. "Gura, but the Fes" or Feds could work.

>> No.68156726
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The Feds are after me...
I need your help, chumbuds

>> No.68156729

Gura's cunny did not survive... I went too hard, muh bad...

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>> No.68156765

A friend of mine did, anon. She doesn't need glasses anymore and she's pretty happy about it, but mind that with time it may regress and you can have to do further surgery. At least, that's what I've heard.

>> No.68156769

that might be a soundpost

>> No.68156788

the problems start when people start assuming malicious intent when there was none. Many a weakbud succumbed to this, and now they miss out on the cute affection and love bombs she's given us this stream.

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>> No.68156826

I can fix her

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>> No.68156862

Stinky laundry on the floor, i love my messy stinky wifedoughter

>> No.68156867

hot yogurt...

>> No.68156869

Gura confirmed to be 6 dino gura's in a gura suit. To lazy to clean so she left wet laundry on floor and had to wash again. You can't mention hot yogurt outside member chat.

>> No.68156882

I wonder if she remembers the t-shirt story.

>> No.68156881

I thought she said hot yoga at first

>> No.68156895

what if I believed that but never gave up on her regardless?

>> No.68156914

i'll get on it

>> No.68156916

Gura will militarily coup the US with a constitution which protects cunny art.

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She is the daughterwife experience

>> No.68156946

Based. Thin round pancakes with slightly crispy golden brown edges, bit of strawberry jam on top, or even just sprinkle sugar on it. They're fun to roll up and eat that way, but truly based chads use fork and knife and a huge plate, and cut and eat the pancake into cool fun shapes.

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I know I always will

>> No.68157009

nutella is pretty good too on them

>> No.68157019

Why are all these faggots acting like betas. Telling Gura to take care of her knee. It's just a fucking bruise. Stop being so dramatic.

>> No.68157025

holy shit she's a genius

>> No.68157024

Using Gura in my mind does make me feel better

>> No.68157027


>> No.68157032
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A school of dino guras.

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no im sigma

>> No.68157059

A stink of dino guras is what you call their herd. Makes sense.

>> No.68157060

malicious or not, she's the only Holo to not wish her fans Happy New Years ever, it was so little and even the Holos who were on long breaks or suffered from heavy mental burnout always did at the very least that
at some point it's not about malice, just acknowledging you want something else that the other person ain't providing
I don't even hold any ill will over her not doing so, it just made me realize what I really wanted/needed

>> No.68157078

Means you didn't succumb to it, learn from the experience, sure keep a healthy amount of skepticism, but also learn to trust her. I dunno, it's just a happier existence that way. a bit yesbud of me perhaps, but you get the jist.

>> No.68157081

Do you think she remembers the leg story

>> No.68157093

she know exactly what she doing

>> No.68157095

She's such a fucking natural it's insane.

>> No.68157107

I need to protect my wife

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so comfy

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>> No.68157155

I'm going to start Gura husbandry and breed (with) them expeditiously.

>> No.68157166

>the Q schitzo got ignored
based shark wife

>> No.68157173

At the risk of doxxing my location, Milo is fucking good on them too. Or go savory with some vegimite.

>> No.68157192

>Gura owes us a few streams
Oh my

>> No.68157198

Yes, Gura owes a lot of watchalongs.

>> No.68157200

Watchalongs never ever

>> No.68157218

Movie May for real this time?

>> No.68157222

She said she owes us a bunch of watchalongs again. It would be really cool to have a few days of movie marathons or something.

>> No.68157228


(please no empty promises like the last time you aknownedged it, holy grail & elf was kino watchalongs)

>> No.68157270

I want her to watch a Godzilla movie with us. And I won't take no for an answer

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Where Gura go one, we go all

>> No.68157350

You get '98 Godzilla, take it or leave it

>> No.68157355

What did he say?

>> No.68157358

I have homemade yogurt for Gura.

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>> No.68157361

Gura wants my yogurt

>> No.68157372

I'll give Gura plenty of my hot yogurt

>> No.68157375

Anon, just being extremely honest, not preachy nor anything, but for your own wellness, don't get so parasocial. They are strangers. Acquaintances at best. You are gonna get hurt.
Take them for what they are: entertainers. Like a tv show host.

>> No.68157376

Gura has only eaten 12 hours ago. Gura wanted those midrolls turned off.

>> No.68157389

Please eat...

>> No.68157390

My heart do funny things everytime she apologizes for the most minute tiniest slimmest insignificant things, the more minor it is the more my heart flutters when she apoligizes <3

Anyone else?

>> No.68157419

Yeah,. It might have hurt a little, but you're a man, you take it on the chin, and you move on, and you know she didn't intend to hurt. She's showing you right now her true intent. She enjoys our company. And we enjoy hers. And rarely is a relationship free from small hurts. As far as i can tell, she was busy taking care of herself, so she could come back to us, as she has now.

>> No.68157444

1954 or Shin, (until minus one comes out). I like silly Godzilla but that's acquired taste, but she might like those.

>> No.68157456

Real Godzilla beating up that one in seconds was kino

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That's fine with me, bud. As long as it's the fan edit that cuts the romance out

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KYS giftbud you haven't waited for shit you faggot.

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>> No.68157477

You might be a potential rapist.

>> No.68157490

he sent a lot of weird gibberish

>> No.68157492

Gura revokes her happy birthday from spammer and gives it to someone else.

>> No.68157514

Gura has never had a solo stream on my birthday, all 4 times it's passed.

>> No.68157533

Yeah, shame the movie was shit and sent Godzilla into a decade long retirement.

>> No.68157554

If only 1954 was actually entering the public domain

>> No.68157590

WHAT, how does that make any sense?

>> No.68157639

You already knew that, Gura

>> No.68157673

We getting a universal chumbie birthday? 2 birthdays means 2 birthday cakes.

>> No.68157722

Will the real Gawr Gura please stand up

>> No.68157795

Adios Mio! El Tiberon es muay loco!

>> No.68157811

Can someone link or write the name of the tea Gura loves nowadays? Forgot what it is called

>> No.68157829

gura likes eating me

>> No.68157831

Oh God I don't like Gura talking in my language

>> No.68157841

Hola, mi nombre es Gooba? She's actually using her tail to find Spanish sentences. She does love to eat shrimp.

>> No.68157876

I only remember that it was spicy cinnamon tea

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>> No.68157888

Why not? everyone else usually goes crazy over it

>> No.68157892

gura is speaking esl

>> No.68157911

Gura pandering to the illegal immigrants now with her duolingo shit

>> No.68157926

Spanish is an ugly language.
Learn portuguese, spics.

>> No.68157941

Muchos Guracias!

>> No.68157953

HoloES confirmed...

>> No.68157966

that's expensive, what happened to my frugal shark wife?

>> No.68157967

Tienes malos gustos, chumbie.

>> No.68157982

looks like she's riding with Biden

>> No.68157996

Thank you cumbuds, appreciate it (y)

>> No.68158002

italian sounds the best

>> No.68158014

the loose leaf version is the same price as any other loose leaf that I have bought

>> No.68158021

she sounds like the spanish dub of a cartoon character for little kids.

>> No.68158026

Im one of the Ironmouse people but cant speak a lick of the language because I was raised in a quiet white neighboorhood with many zeros in our bank accounts while being culturally Weeb

>> No.68158033

She was in bed and woke and realize she could roll her R's. She's doing a spanish tongue twister?

>> No.68158034

I wonder how noticeable of a bump in sales they've had

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>Chvmchvds want to radicalize my wife
Stop it that's my job

>> No.68158041

Gura can roll her arse.

>> No.68158042

There you go

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Quick reminder that there are no feds in here

>> No.68158087

Pandering to Mexicans is bad, but pandering to Walmart Mexicans with portugeze is even worse

>> No.68158090

>latinx language
eh better than indog

>> No.68158100

Três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes.
See? It's easy.

>> No.68158108

I don't actually know much about tea, I only see the packages at the super market for like 5-11 bucks or so

>> No.68158126

ask your doctor about ICLs. They put a permanent contact behind your iris. Non-destructive correction

>> No.68158149

how doe she type with her hands like that

>> No.68158173

She's doing Japanese tongue twisters now?

>> No.68158187

gura i need to pee

>> No.68158193
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we will all have our own personal Gura AI companions in the upcoming years. How does this make you feel?

>> No.68158196

blessed desk slaps

>> No.68158198

what is gawr "esl" gura yapping about?

>> No.68158213

She likes tongue twisters I bet she'll look up some riddles like a child.

>> No.68158231

HAPPY since I get the real one

>> No.68158234

gura i need your pee

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She's been training her tongue.

>> No.68158247

It's like typing with your feet but use fingers instead of toes

>> No.68158271

I don't mind getting hurt, but her being as she was for the last year just made me realize I just want to be considered/thought about, even as a part of a bigger crowd. There's so many spaces in the modern world that are almost explicit in how little they care for people like me, and I just didn't need my newest hobby to become one of those spaces, and so I made a hard call.
I still like her streams and chuckling at reactions/jokes here, but it's no more an oshi type relationship, is all.

>> No.68158273

Spanish weebs are fucking annoying as hell. Chat is about to get way worse now lol

>> No.68158280
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it makes me hard as diamonds

>> No.68158301

You think you got it bad? Ive had to take a toilet destroying dump since she was playing PALworld

>> No.68158306

Newfag this isn't the first time she did something like this, and nothing changed.

>> No.68158313
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Our wife is above the liberal falseflag psyops, I kneel

>> No.68158325

This thread just gave me a deja vü, i SWEAR i've read the last 10 comments before! WTF, glitch in the matrix?

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>> No.68158373

>Weakling that doesnt like DBZ detected

>> No.68158381

My wife is naked

>> No.68158395

Mumei mention. She hasn't worn her kimono outfit in a while. She's changing? NO. No, she is changing outfits.

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>> No.68158412

my heart always skips a beat when a character or account name shares my real name

>> No.68158414

She was thinking about us, even if for whatever reason she couldn't show it
Take solace in this fact

>> No.68158466

Best outfit hands down

>> No.68158506

No ill meaning or antything, just curious, are you alone IRL! I never understood why it means so much to people that they get a random shootout by a PNG

>> No.68158512

rub rub rub

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>> No.68158529

I know it's a bad meme by now, but I am also a believer of action over words. But lets leave it at that, I don't really want to start looping when everyone is having a good time at the end of the day.

>> No.68158552

Wow that must feel great. My name is Bigus Dickus Pussydestroyer and none of them ever say my name.

God I hate my parents for this

>> No.68158553


>> No.68158565

at some point I realized my firstname is so common it means nothing to use it online. It's great when she says it.

>> No.68158567

In two years you will understand.

>> No.68158597

no fun allowed, I guess, thanks management

>> No.68158627

she was if I remember right guessed to be somewhere in california before, now from the timezones of that member morning stream etc, she appears to be east coast.

It might have been something big, like a personal family matter. Either way if she wanted it disclosed it would be.

>> No.68158649

Gura was just afraid of being autistic in front of her friends this whole time...

>> No.68158672

She is so freaking good at random noises, i love her "Last time is was wobedtiidid blableieiea aba aba aba"

>> No.68158678

Cover scared that mod might affect client side? Mod awakening for Hololive is just beginning? Is that a hint of things to come?

>> No.68158680

Umm your phones chumbuds......

>> No.68158720

3d members karaoke!

>> No.68158733


>> No.68158780

are you new here?

>> No.68158781

Guys, are... are we back, are we actually back this time arround? it sure as fuck feels like.

>> No.68158797

More like 2 and a quarter

>> No.68158807

Jason gets read right away
multiple SC's I sent still hasn't been read
haha just kill me now

>> No.68158814

Lego Movie 1 was great 2 I didn't even watch. Looked like a real stinker (not in a good way).

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>> No.68158834

I wonder if she actually thought about the cumbuds or if it just something she says to make peoples heart flutter?

Surely she knows how gullable her fanbase are by now?

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then, die

>> No.68158873

3 years but Gura is still a guppie. When deciding on 3 year member badge. Hopes you'll like it. Talk about it in members. It's musshy reasoning. She also wants some chocolate milk.

>> No.68158883

oatmeal badge confirmed

>> No.68158893
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I'm scared to be let down again, but it really does feel like it

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I love this mushy retard

>> No.68158909

skrill issue

>> No.68158911

Why did that sound like she's leaving us soon?

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it says gullible on your ceiling

>> No.68158945

I'm gonna miss the karaoke tomorrow :(

>> No.68158947

Growing old together...

>> No.68158967

I want to grow old with this mushy guppy

>> No.68158978

because it’s been 4 hours and she’s getting sleepy silly

>> No.68158982
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My daughter was 25 when Gura debuted. Trust me, I know the feeling of getting older as the oldbud of /ggg/

>> No.68158989

>We're not getting old alone, we're getting old together.

>> No.68158997

Gura's a hag now...

>> No.68159000

3 year badge finally

>> No.68159012
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I cashed a check today, so when I read this I thought "what the fuck is a ceiling check"

>> No.68159014

If you haven't realized by now that Gura is coached by her managers to say these things then you're acoustic.

COVER has the techniques of manipulating dumb otaku down to an exact Psychological science.

>> No.68159023

yeah the joint function is definitely going down and it sucks ass

>> No.68159044

jason superchats every stream multiple times and is funny
superchat more

>> No.68159052

I love my wifes shitty legs, busted knees and one of my favourite soundbites: "CAN I BE EXCUSED NOW; DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT??? THOSE WHERE MY FFFFFFF........UCKING ANKLES"

<3 <3

>> No.68159072

We are getting old. Wisdom going up but everything else going down. Sounds like a wizard there, Gura.

>> No.68159100

ask the relevant questions dammit
what happened to full color
what is with the 3Dlive she teased half a year ago?

>> No.68159109
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Gura is acoustic

>> No.68159114

My kid started high school this year and my mind is still blown

>> No.68159139

Why don't you do it, anon?

>> No.68159160

yeah but in my case the wisdom is going down as well

>> No.68159186

Wizards cast off Int though not Wis

>> No.68159188

jasondreams you jidf motherfucker, i found you

>> No.68159195

Then why couldn't they make her stream consistently over the last couple of years, if she is so well-trained and obedient
Consider that her behavior really is just organic, more or less

>> No.68159202

gets read immediately again.. and I still hasn't read once haha FML

>> No.68159204

i can't superchat because i have no credit card

>> No.68159210

She's also apparently Hannibal Lectar and a master manipulator. And a FART SHARK.

>> No.68159215

I wish they updated Guras model, this South Park looking flatness and shitty rigging is so freaking outdated!........................

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>> No.68159248

Gura's advice. Appreciate the simple things like a fart sound effect. Someone dropped 50 sub gift.

>> No.68159262

Gura thanked her gifters.

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Go watch anime in interpolated 60fps you faggot

>> No.68159314

You're missing the point entirely but sure lets pretend how she acts isn't influenced by her management at all- its still obviously emotionally manipulative because she literally can not form a relationship with thousands of people she can't even see or touch.

This is what is known as a Parasocial relationship anon.

>> No.68159321

>3 homo debuts and collabs shitting on gachikoi later

>> No.68159336

Then get one

>> No.68159368

>boomer ellipsis

>> No.68159381

back pain HATE

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She and I are having an existential crisis let's go!

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>> No.68159406

The big 3-0 is the next chapter. she used to dread being old but it's okay now. Leaning on Gura with our broken backs together? home.

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i like it, its cute
if she ever gets rerigged I hope they have a lazy eye button for her to toggle

>> No.68159436

Can she end this phonecall? I have dinner rolls i have to form and put into the owen!

>> No.68159445

Gura, you're still young

>> No.68159495

I ate a banana with ice cream and it was aweome PLUS fought cramps

>> No.68159497

Jeez, what did Owen do to you?

>> No.68159520

i was throwing my back out during sleeping for like 2-3 years until I got some recent medication fixed it unintendedly
im not even an ojisan

>> No.68159579

Gura did not play Beyblade when she was young. She should do a Beyblade stream. I know I seen someone do it before. Top view so you only see hands above while 3d mocaps were used from what I remember. Marine mention "The age of 30 is in demand."

>> No.68159600

There you go anon

>> No.68159603

Botched a Tombstone Piledriver and broke mah gawd damn neck

>> No.68159626

what did Dr. Shitlord say?

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>> No.68159635

>Goalposts status: shifted
People have to be coached on how to speak and communicate effectively all the time, that doesn't mean that the sentiments they're expressing aren't genuine
If Cute Girls Doing Cute Things is a "manipulation", then whiskey is "trying" to make you an alcoholic. Don't blame the gifts of God that were sent to bring us joy, blame yourself for your lack of temperance, moderation, self-control and other related personal virtues

>> No.68159646

I mostly fixed my back pain with core exercises

>> No.68159679

Is Gura old enough to remember Pog? Not the expression but the IRL game

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>> No.68159702

>In demand for the cemetery

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I am 31 years old

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>> No.68159756

Gura has not seen Bakugan. Bionicle mention. she remembers the tubes. she wanted the green one? She had a tech deck?

>> No.68159787

>Anyway guys

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same desu

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It's always fun to see which ones decide to come crawling back.

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>> No.68159831
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I had the green one as a boy
Sweet memories

>> No.68159835

>She had a tech deck?
My boomer wife.

>> No.68159843

I just turned 22

>> No.68159858

Im still 5 years away. Good looking out Chumbie

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>25 year old pretending to be old
This brat needs correction.

>> No.68159887

I'm turning 34 next month

>> No.68159918

At the end of the month I shall be 27
The world spins too fast man

>> No.68159924

Poor guuba having to hear about people trauma-dumping IRL in letters....

Geez, i am glad i am not famous & having to be a fucking babysitter for parasocial aucustic doodies

>> No.68159944

Someone talk about family, hardship and hololive things they like in letters. Sounds like usual superchat material. She would like to hear everything. She appreciates that you wrote and took effort to mail it. And she confirmed she sniffs our letters. Part of the rules.

>> No.68159947

I'll be 31 soon

>> No.68159954

Gura has smelled my personal scent

>> No.68159960

this smellfag... I love her

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>> No.68159975

I want to fill up this silly sentimental girl with my semen and make her the mother of a dozen of my children.

>> No.68159982

Pokemon emerald was 25 years ago…

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too late goobus

>> No.68160020

I'm gonna chum on it and send it to Gura

>> No.68160022

Scatbuds! DON'T!

>> No.68160023

Covid fucked with my perception of time

>> No.68160030

Rubbing your butt on letters is forbidden.
Ballsack seems to be OK.

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>Please don't
Oh my God please say that again Gura I love hearing women beg

>> No.68160040

I turned 34 last month...
and I'm pretty sure I see older shrimps in conventions

>> No.68160043

Seriously, DON'T sniff letters Guba, i am 100% sure someone has stamped the letter with their gnarly dicks! 100% sure there is dick particles on 10% of the letters, and people doesn't wash their hands after toilet

>> No.68160054

>in my mid 40s
>Enough money to not work
>Just barely so i dont live like a king
>watch Vtubers and play Vidya
>Married with a kid
>Happy for the first time in my life

It aint so bad if some things work out and im glad for the things that did. Hope the rest of you do alright too

>> No.68160061

diary of a wimpy kid reference?

>> No.68160073

Gura warning. Don't rub your letters with your butt or booger to send to Gawr Gura. Gura asking if you are flirting with her if you send a letter with Ax body spray?

>> No.68160119

Holy shit I love her so much.

>> No.68160123

Gura wants me to flirt with her

>> No.68160129

she's being really cute, this ain't fair

>> No.68160179

People who use Axe bodyspray are subhumans, costs 4 bucks and the scent is gone before it even lands on the body!

Buy REAL perfume, sure, they cost 100 bucks BUT 1 spray lasts for up to 24h

>> No.68160197

I love her. I wanna write one now.

>> No.68160209

cotton candy perfume does sound yummy. don't feel pressured or nervous to send Gura a letter. Scratch and sniff or pens that smell are also good for her.

>> No.68160217

A smellfag to the core.

>> No.68160225

I swear to god I've been using the same stick of Old Spice Fiji for years the god damn thing is everlasting or something.

>> No.68160235

I shouldn't have put off sending another letter, now I really want to send another after this chat.

>> No.68160249

I'm 45, you're all youngbuds. Stop it.

>> No.68160255

most normal chum bud dream:

>> No.68160281

Cologne and perfume give me intense headaches.

>> No.68160282

Go to bed, gramps.

>> No.68160284

>Buying poisonous demonic concoctions
>Like a woman
I just don't shower, my natural musk IS my perfume

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Guess I'll finally write my letter. I've been planning to send one for like 2 years, but I've yet to be able to actually get anything down. But I'm definitely feeling more inspired now

>> No.68160343

henlo stomach

>> No.68160355

A great crime dream where she wasn't sure if she actually did a great crime? Wonder where she left the stash? I'm pretty sure she committed a real crime. Shark hungry so time to leave? Stream winding down.

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>11 months from wizardom
I haven't done shit with my life...

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>committed a great crime
yeah she dropped another cookie

>> No.68160442

Hows it like in the nursing home?

>> No.68160443

>I've got photos before

>> No.68160469
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This is the real daughterwife experience. I love her.

>> No.68160471

keeeek only chumbuds have alien rape fantasies

>> No.68160474

Gura probing my butt

>> No.68160477

Do you at least have a midlife crisis car?

>> No.68160502

Gura thinks pictures should be allowed. She's gotten photos before in mail. Someone pinch superchatter butt and put "GPS" on it? Was he abducted by an alien? Gura advice: steel pants or wear electromagnetic field?

>> No.68160535

Lincoln failed at literally everything he tried in life before he turned 30 and outside of a bad night at the theater was pretty successful otherwise. Dont sweat it chumbud

>> No.68160541

I envy this cat

>> No.68160542

Wait she has more than one cat?

>> No.68160544

It should have been me!

>> No.68160548

I'm Gura's cat btw.

>> No.68160552

Kitty is getting older like all of you...

>> No.68160553

People that get sleep paralysis and night terrors sometimes get alien hallucinations.

>> No.68160572

Remember when Gura got chased up her stairs by her cat so Gura had to go and hide?

>> No.68160582
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>Gura's pussy needs touched and petted

>> No.68160606

Gura will soon be naked and wet while thinking about me.

>> No.68160613

She should make her home faraday cage.

>> No.68160647


>> No.68160648

It's over again...

>> No.68160652

Chubi getting older and now wants to be touch more by Gura. Gura have food after stream, take shower and go to bed. She'll see us soon. Chance of stream tomorrow depending on how she feels?

>> No.68160672

1. Gura is my real girlfriend.
2. Gura is my REAL girlfriend.

>> No.68160675

Goodnight dummy, oyasame

>> No.68160685

Chance of a member stream tomorrow, please don't play with my heart like this Gura...

>> No.68160687

It sounded like she has more now

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>> No.68160697

i would not count on it

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>> No.68160763

Later fags, my wife is ready to go to bed.

>> No.68160764


>> No.68160767

Mid 30s here
hope I'll be like you in 10 years.

>> No.68160782

she reads my bland grey ass messages in recent streams
i can't fall in love now after being on the periphery of her shenanigans for 3 years

>> No.68160791

>inb4 she's certain and is pulling a Scottie and just saying it's only a "chance" in order to redeem herself in the eyes of the "maybe means no" buds

>> No.68160794
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CHANCE of a stream tomorrow! Maybe? Depends!

>> No.68160802

Later bros. What a fantastic stream. Good night Chumbies

>> No.68160804

Why isn't Etho a vtuber?

>> No.68160834


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>> No.68160857

she spent over a minute writing that

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Well, she convinced me to member again. Hopefully the karaoke and stream about the badge is sooner than later. It really does feel like she's actually back this time.

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Oyasame retard~

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>> No.68160897

>pulling a Scottie
I don't get this reference.

>> No.68160912
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Streams like this shows why the waiting is worth it every single time. No one is like her.

>> No.68160929

it is once again time to pee at the same time as gura

>> No.68160936

time to catch up on the three hours I missed, fucking hell

>> No.68160937
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Does Gura pee in the shower?

>> No.68160944

Man she's so fucking cute. Just listening to her brightens my day up.

>> No.68160947 [DELETED] 
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It's cool you love Bae and all but this is a Gura thread
Scottie from Star Trek, Captain Kirk would often

>> No.68160966

I'd be surprised if she didn't

>> No.68160972

Post the xray version.

>> No.68160973

According to herself, yes!

>> No.68160979

You should know better than to sleep before a stream by now, dumbud.

>> No.68160985

I dont know if its true anymore but sometimes youtube just does not display SCs in the dashboard even if it is in the chat. That is if she uses that.

>> No.68161026

That would be nice, because so far "maybe" and "chance" usually just means it's not happening.

>> No.68161030

Gura needs to cut back on the length of the streams. I can't sit there for 4 hours and watch 1 stream.

>> No.68161034

>Scottie from Star Trek, Captain Kirk would often
Would often what anon?? You can't just leave me hanging like that!

>> No.68161035

Sorry, Im tarted.

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>Gura pissing all over her tiny feet in the shower

>> No.68161073

we are so fucking BACK

>> No.68161077

Why did she tell chat to goom?

>> No.68161083
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I am the last chumbie

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Some people joke about it, but my wife is really that frail. I need to protect her!

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It's cool you love Bae and all but this is a Gura thread
Scottie from Star Trek, Captain Kirk would often ask him to do some engineering wizardry and Scottie would tell him it would take longer than it actually took so that he looked good when he got it done "sooner than expected"

>> No.68161148

No, just in my mouth

>> No.68161156

4-5 is the ideal stream length

>> No.68161168

I need to do everything in my power to protect her

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Not so fast there, chumbo.

>> No.68161186

Sorry I forgot to disable autopost for the first anon and was in the middle of typing when it sent LOL
Should be fixed now

>> No.68161190

Basically the captain needs an engeineering miracle and he goes "it will take at least 10 hours captain!!" and then kirk says "Make it 3" but really he knew all along it would only take 15 minutes

>> No.68161234

She knew the fartbuds would be seriously injured if they tried to hold it in during that stream.

>> No.68161257

Gura is still poor because she bought a decommissioned tank and is going to go full killdozer on anti-cunny fags.

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She's so perfect

>> No.68161312

I think we're genuinely good until she goes to japan for recordings.

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>> No.68161340

She already has a fully operational nuclear sub

>> No.68161343

did she mention finishing Poppy Playtime chapter 3

>> No.68161366

I understand, thank you buds, I've never actually watched star trek before, the only thing I'm familiar with is the big tough alien man almost dying to an empty barrel falling on him.

>> No.68161372

not really

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>> No.68161441

She groaned when someone mentioned finishing the boss

>> No.68161452

She's going for a full carrier group, I'll be her read admirer.

>> No.68161454

total gabby death

>> No.68161477

I've sadly only watched TNG (90s sequel series) the full way through, what I've seen of TOS (original series) is peak vintage kino though

>> No.68161486

>Bae and gura can casually talk, collab and interact overall
I'm so happy about it, it makes me happy when Gura can ake friends, I still remember their first collab, the minecraft oe where kronii joined and Bae IMMEDIATLY became a thir wheel, memories of that still hunt me sometimes, I'm so happy they are much better now.

>> No.68161515

It's pretty good if you like cheesy sci-fi, TOS and TNG era both

>> No.68161562

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Based and same desu

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this might be a mistake, but I'm starting to believe that we are unironically back for real this time, I'm gonna wait until I say it with confidence, but I'ts looking good for now

>> No.68161598

Nice deleted post anon but leave me and my sharkwife alone with those assumptions.

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>> No.68161653

It is hilarious to me that that is the moment you remember

>> No.68161661

See >>68161186
I humbly apologize for my single digit IQ

>> No.68161673

I'm going to watch the new nerd crew stream now.

>> No.68161702

I agree, even 3.5 is fine and normally leaves me feeling really satisfied for a game stream. Of course I won't complain about any stream length, but anything past 5 hours and I start to get pretty tired and/or hungry.

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Chumbies, how do you feel?

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>> No.68161744

Her favourite part of her shower by far. She's perfect.

>> No.68161762

not the choccy milk!

>> No.68161779

This was a nice chatting session, chapter 3 might be dead until there is another part released if there are even plans for another part, I don't know anything about the game.

>> No.68161814

No farts???

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Eepy. I might join my wife soon.

>> No.68161880

This makes me realize that gura had a wasp in her house and decided to handle the situation like she was luigi mansion himself

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hopeful, loved, happy
my heart is warm

>> No.68161947

I'm okay with that, I feel like today's zatsu was a long one, even though it felt like it flew by, so I could go without seeing the end of part 3.

>> No.68161977

my heart is full and my tummy is empty
im gonna make dinner

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>we just got a long, comfy zatsu. She gets mushy at times, opening up to us more, kinda like a members stream
>we get 3D member karaoke soon
>non member karaoke after
>confirmed Valentines stream

Are we truly back this time chumbies?

>> No.68162116

What's for dinner chumbie?

>> No.68162161

did she say what interface she got? I'm pretty sure she didnt stick with that last one beyond a single stream since it was not made for live broadcast

>> No.68162186

it's late so i'll probably just make a quick sandwich

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Chumbuds forgive me

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Based low-IQ daughtersharkwife

>> No.68162258

They're franchise building, so you can bet on another chapter and probably a sequel. They have an asymmetric horror multiplayer game set in the factory too.

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She isn't that old, but I appreciate that she's sharing her crisis with us at least a bit.

>> No.68162323

I want her to be my mommy.

>> No.68162336

For what? She cute.

>> No.68162393

No farts???

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stream was heavenly, got 2 regular reads and 2 supa reads, today was a really good day

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my wife was very cute today

>> No.68162463

Hey not (Me) (I) >>68161814 said that first.

>> No.68162561

Idk I kind of want her to finish it cause she's literally right at the end.

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Alright VOD processed, time to watch up through the first hour or so that I missed rumao

>> No.68162628

I dunno but I remember the last one she had is a really good one in terms of quality. Maybe she got something more suited for streaming, maybe the roland one that people are using to replace that fucking cursed box that is the goxlr.

>> No.68162649

Can i get a (You), i want to know what it feels like, i want the adrenaline

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new sappy soundpost is here
enjoy buds

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>> No.68162750

(You)'re welcome

>> No.68162757

That's just your completionist autism which I get cause I have it too, but it's not really logical. Honestly I wish I could just immediately drop a game as soon as I stopped enjoying it

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>> No.68162827

fuck i love her

>> No.68162854
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Im starting to concern again. Im glad she feels good about streaming for us, but the way she talked about being stressed, the ugly crying after hurting herself partially because of stress, and the comments about pushing on because of us only make me worry. I hate knowing that she's facing problems and there isn't anything we can do about it other than show up for her and be supportive of her. It's been three years and I love her more than anything still, which is why it hurts me so much as well.

>> No.68162874

>Top comment asking for relax time figure
Gura you dumbass of course there's a market for it

>> No.68162890

I felt nothing, wtf is this scam?

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I love her more than anything.

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No refunds

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>> No.68163039

I understand, but if nothing else this feels like she's less stressed than the last we're so back arc that was not so back after all
in hindsight there were alot of warning bells I was ignoring because I didn't wanna think about it, and while it's entirely possible I'm doing it again I don't really hear them ringing now even though I'm staying cautious

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I don't care what anyone says. She really loves us.

>> No.68163194

man these were better when they were a ton of small quick doodles instead of just 7-8 bigger ones

>> No.68163265

remember Gura said to buy AXE body spray

>> No.68163438

>trusted my oshi
>paid off
is that simple
NOte: many chubuds fail these easy steps

>> No.68163452

AXE is trash though, just buy some nice Molton Brown Coastal Cypress & Sea Fennel Eau de Parfum, it would not surprise me if expensive perfume is actually cheaper than cheap perfume, AXE smell is gone before the spray even hits the body while 1 spray with real perfume can last for 24h, so per time wearing perfume, i think expensive is cheaper in the long run, 1 bottle last forever since 1 spray is all that is needed

(the molton even survives if i do 1 quick shower)

>> No.68163567

I think we all wish we could help her more but if the thought of us being there is enough to give her strength then that's probably the best we can do.

>> No.68163569

I mean there's still gonna be points in the year where activity will slow down like Japan trips to record, but not having her as stressed or burned out as she was for good while gives this dark tunnel a light at the end.

>> No.68163597

She didn't mean that it wil notl sell, but rather how she is being portrayed doesn't go along with the whole relax time that is more sexy and alluring, while with her they are going for the cute and playful route.

>> No.68163930

ok I bought the tea, if this stuff doesn't knock my socks off I'm writing her a very stern letter that will smell strongly of farts

>> No.68164070

>I won't judge you for what you send in your letter
I feel a little better from hearing this because I sent something really mushy in my first letter and part of me cringes a little thinking about her reading it.

>> No.68164133

>while with her they are going for the cute and playful route
She wants that though! I a member stream where she showed of all her relax time figurines she also said she wanted a relax time, she wanted to lay on her stomach with her feet up in the air "like on girls slumber parties"

That would sell like hot cakes and gura would love that cute pose

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Im not hopeful for a members stream tomorrow but will be happy if she does one.

>> No.68164673

I'm going to imagine she read my chat message even though other people were probably saying the same thing

>> No.68164860

does she understand that brats, which she is and loves being, are sexy and alluring. if you tell management "make a mesugaki figure" they'll get exactly what she means and will probably okay it

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I'm going to put my life savings on a bet that Gura streams tomorrow. Wish me luck

>> No.68164923

wait is this possible? I've heard sports gambling is big now but I want to bet money on gura streams

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samesugaki needs correction T o T

>> No.68165077

whenever I get a read I scan chat to see if anyone else said it, if it's only a few people and mine is on top i assume she read mine.

>> No.68165126

yeah that's what I'm not doing. I will be happier not knowing

>> No.68165135

I'm yanking your chain, chumbie, though I would not be surprised like you wrote.