/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Secret Ms. Honk ASMR Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for simulating Ms. Honk whispering sweet nothings into your ears, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Latest SEC Report (Trade volume graphs): http://files.catbox.moe/p0r63x.pdf
Latest SEC MikoUltra Report (Trades and % gained NUMBERS): https://files.catbox.moe/2cqbg1.pdf
Latest SEC? Report: https://files.catbox.moe/n67s22.png (Inbred)
F.U.C.K. Reports (3 different reports on Volume Held of High Profile coins by Top 20, as well as inflation trackers, updated regularly):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing

The stories and stock advice posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Open links on the internet responsibly, posts and images might disturb you. FUD responsibly.

Previous Thread: >>6772791

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>>6805078
Old thread is still up.

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wah!

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>>6805094
this isnt /hlgg/ m9. we dont have special privileges on this board

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Wasn't happy with how the audio sounded while being limited to cutting at frame boundaries in Resolve god it's such shit, I can't believe people would actually PAY for it so I recut it from the actual song and kept SYNC.
>>6805094
Go tell that to the three /hlgg/ that are still up at any given time. There are only two threads ahead of us.

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Towa, more like Towhy am I still making these bad jokes

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>>6805501
they're masterpieces!!! do not lose your way anon!!

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honk pls let me see my mpp when i mouseover on the autotrader prices just like on the market and profile pages

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>>6805710
Please honk listen to this Anon who is totally not me and asking for the same thing I asked for last week

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>>6805710
>>6805731
these are both me, but I'd like to reiterate that I want this.

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>>6805710
>>6805731
Please honk listen to these Anons who are totally not me and asking for the same thing I asked for last week

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>>6805925
Easy to get when I don't compete, isn't it?

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>>6805422
I couldn't find my ABAYO webm at least he got dubs

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At least have the decency to get a new name then if you blindly buy too much of not-your-oshi
at least Miko likes blondes...

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Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff, excluding hololive.
As always, these numbers should be a lower bound.
Check the spreadsheet for more details.
>>6799656

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>>6807809
that's the real miko

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>>6807827
sorry meant
>>6799509

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>>6807828
>tfw it's plausible

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>>6807827
>Pekora barely went down in volume yesterday.
>Only dropped about 8% yesterday
>Views match poi
Hope you fags are ready for Crab, peko.

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Large image ahead.
Network for the first 15h after the adjustment, including top 50 with volume above 50.

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>>6808083
>make a little spreadsheet for fun
>learn something from it
>immediately do a thing one of the fucking Haatons did and nobody else
s-sugoi...

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>>6808040

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>>6808083
TFW Marine's fat ass pushed you back down to #51. again. at least I kept my yacht this time

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>>6807809
I've bought too much migo to lower my shit MPP. Don't worry you want see my stupid name on your oshiboard for too long

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>>6808295
don't worry you kicked a towa off, Place 2 thanks you and I'd invite you to stay for a while

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>>6808295
the problem isn't that you bought too much Migo, its that you haven't bought enough Ame

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>>6807827
thanks anon

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>>6808295
BUY MORE OF YOUR OSHI SPAGHETTIFAG. SHE'LL NEVER PEG YOU IF YOU DON'T HODL HER CLOSE. look at that rack. LOOK AT IT.

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>>6808417
maybe he likes pink? The racks are really comparable actually.

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Everytime I end up going green on adjust I end the day in red, and everytime I end up going red on adjust I end up in the green later, maybe green days aren't good after all kek

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>>6808451
quick, rub it in the pettancoin-ers faces

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>>6808391
Oh well I'll stay as long as she doesn't adjust up >>6808396
>>6808417
I'm not buying ame at 5,4k just to get fucked at today's adjustement
>>6808451
You already know how much of a gosling I am for ame, sorry shrine maiden but I also likes blondes with big booba

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>>6808503

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>>6808587
what is the meaning of this witchcraft?
>>6808568
>not buying his oshi regardless
NGMI

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>>6808568
>I'm not buying ame at 5,4k just to get fucked at today's adjustement
same goes for mikochi btw, hope you didn't overbuy

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>>6808568
>not buying premium Ame
You'll never get pegged at this rate

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>>6808612
>>6808640
I still have 400k liquids, if they dip I buy
>>6808679
Please, I want to get at least in the top 60 before I start oshicoining hard

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dont buy Ame.

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>>6808640
Looking at the stats, Migo will either incline slightly like yesterday or completely flatline, while Ame is going to dip decently so its not exactly the same, atleast looking at holopoi numbers which may differ from honk's homegrown scraper

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>>6808763
>holopoi numbers which may differ from honk's homegrown scraper
they've yet to differ in any significant way

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>>6808834
the fairies scraped an additional 300k views for mori yesterday meaning she got oversold leading to a very decent spike.

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'ate whoyame
'ate goorah
'ate mori
'ate comet (not really, just too poor to buy 'er)

luv clussy,
luv gremlin,
luv rupettan,
luv booba,
luv treerat,
luv moona

simple as

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>>6805078
>(Inbred)

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>>6808895
then she's going to guh even harder than usual today lol. my go to for deciding when to dump all Mori has been to compare the TOTAL views. ignore the daily count entirely. if poi already has views that NASFAQ doesn't, or vice versa, etc.

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>>6808834
Hmm you are probably right, though the homemade scraper does have some slight inaccuracies like Ui getting same exact view count few days in a row last week for some reason.

>>6808961
>>6808895
Regarding Mori, she is an artist channel so her views are counted at a completely different time so that's probably why she has so many weird shenanigans going on with her daily view count.

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>>6809179
I think Ui was more of a bug than a scraping issue. Haven't been keeping up with the thread.
lol, Ui. who cares? Maririn's channel gets deleted: honk says he will save us. Ayamy's channel gets deleted? FREE AYAMY FOR EVERYONE

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>>6809263
marines channel was restored before it got scraped. it never resulted in anything.

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>>6809322
>ignored the bit about honk checking in to say he'd do something
>ignored the fact that it could've been really good bait

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>>6808763
Slight incline would be fucking great, $50-$100 so all these smoothbrains get their neurons activated the right way and SELL SELL SELL

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>>6809385
a moment of silence for all the glorious FUD and panic selling lost

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>>6809943
Mikoposters, up your game with the fucking images yeh? so I don't stick out like a sore thumb when I'm trying to blend in during yuro hours.

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>>6809990
if you know of any greenscreen streams let me know, I have most of her videos archived and would get to it with batch-PS processing.
you bunch make your own filenames, this was way easier to FUD when it was all me

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>>6809989
I panic sold anyways.
>>6810016
I'm usually posting with danbooru filenames and all of my screen caps have obvious stream-title filenames. I turned the randomizer back on, gonna bite me in the ass next time I try to soundpost. the alpha value on her shirt is not right, I can see through it.
t. not actually a mikoposter but you guys make it way too easy to turn this into /35p/ at this hour

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>>6810051
oh wow, it even randomizes the filename for "file.png"

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>>6810051
>the alpha value on her shirt is not right, I can see through it.
I never fucking noticed. jesas. testing.

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>>6810080

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>>6810080
whoops. grabbed "YEAH" instead of "A~?" nope still off

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>>6810080
wah

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It's gotten lively, I don't even know who all these people are except hoguchilive a.k.a. mr. my f.lux is scuffed

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>>6810101
>>6810112
...I really thought Lucia would've shot me by now.

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>>6809943
monkeys sell when they see green making the buys cheaper however at the current price I am kind of sceptical.. Will still go for 300 today though, got too much money on my hands.

>>6809990
Sorry brother I've recently reinstalled my windows and didn't save the images folder so I am just saving the images other mikobros post here and /35p/, though I should get my ass moving to the boorus to get some

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>>6810222

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>>6810222
Just a heads up, you are currently buying at a divvies perspective of 20.35% if we take last weeks divvies and the current price point.

>>6810127
also you deserve a (you), I'll still try my best to fix those but then again if I can't find the error in the PS script (most likely her shirt just is slightly blue tinted and PS picked that shit up, can't really prevent that without touching every screenshot at least manually once with a lasso, ugh) I'll just be your laughing stock.
How the fuck did nobody notice so far though...

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>>6810397
wonder if my polkas are alright, testing.

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What's with the recent double adjustment meme?

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>>6810434
send me some coins to compare, apparently it's when your internet cuts off or something.

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>>6810397
divvies are going up this week I phoned honk for a favour

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Towa...

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toblerone...

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>>6810451
even last weeks divvies for migoti had me at 24.40% just imagine we're going up
150k more and I'd get a million just in Mikodivvies

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>>6810449
Oh yeah I see it, the time goes from 10:27PM to 5:25PM

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>>6810416
this one seems fine

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>>6810490
check your sleep settings anon

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>>6810397
>How the fuck did nobody notice so far though...
I'm a pixel peeper using a projector instead of a monitor, honestly more surprised it took me this long to notice. Must've seen at least one of those a dozen times since I started playing, it really only jumped out at me with the first one.

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>>6810612
her old(er) model seems fine though, I think the new one has a blue tint or something.

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>>6810451
The divvies...

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so it really is that easy, the more you get into this "getting richer" stuff, the more you just look at divvies percent at current price point and buy as low as you can to ramp it up
please dip Mikochi, I need those lions.

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>>6810634
probably
not 100% sure how you're making them, and the only experience I have with automation in PS is recording some actions to unfuck FedEx/UPS labels for my thermal printer. if the background in your "finished" PNGs is 100% transparent with no "background color" could you not just select all, and use the magic wand in subtract mode with 0 tolerance and contiguous disabled to deselect the "background" part, and then set the alpha value to 255? I saved some of your migos to try it later. I really need to get some fucking sleep

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>>6810688
The only doc for zhonks wild ride that I've made for myself is an excel for tracking my MPP:divvie ratio and going for the most divvie value

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>>6810397
Thanks for the heads up! 20.(35)% is a blessed number. Anyway, I have currently invested roughly $1.3M into Miko which is only about 5% of my networth. At 20% divvy return on current price, I get ~300k return vs ~375k if the return was 25% which is almost "nothing" looking how my total dividend return is about ~$5.5M.

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>>6810698
like this right? kind of a pain in the ass.
The whole bluescreen idea is to be able to select a color range, but photoshop also grabs the tints in clothes and decreases alpha for those selections or something like that. At least CS6 does. I'll do some testing, need those to post anyways.

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>>6810799
That one worked perfectly. If a certain area, like the top left pixel or something, is always blank, you could record the order of actions I mentioned earlier using that play button thing and possibly batch process them. Altho...I'm genuinely not sure if that macro recorder was in CS6. I got CC2018 from my grad school and nuked my old CS install. it should've expired forever ago but it's still fucking working.

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>>6810783
sounds good enough in theory, and really is compared to the 8k shitfest she is after bigger events and collabs. Mikkorone coming up will make a nice spike of no-buy but as long as it reflects in the divvies who am I to complain.

>>6810739
I did one for fun to try google sheets a bit more yesterday, sadly I'm unable to automatically grab getUserData, importing json into google sheets is for some reason not a thing so you're stuck fucking around with .csv shit, I thought about trying to hack a little api together on a webserver which just feeds me back the user data I manually upload just so maybe my dumb add-on eats it but all of that shit is due later on when I don't have actual work to do instead and if I even can be bothered. For now I just manually update the numbers I need info for. Gives you something to do while the auto-trader trades

>>6810854
Yep, macro recording is in CS6, the whole reason to do the bluescreen stuff is _because_ I can automate it, otherwise I'd have just thrown in screenshots with background, kek

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>>6810898
before any Takos attack me, that Data was grabbed during auto-buy, I made a pitstop on the road to 88.

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>>6810898
As long as you make your MPP stay relatively low (around 5k range) the div return will be glorious when she becomes a ~8k-9k coin again in foreseeable future.

That sheet looks really nice, I should make one for myself. Mind sharing that Miko image you got in there?

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>>6811047
sharing is caring, it was kinda deep in my folder.

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>>6811047
for now I am very afraid of this adjustment, stinks like red tuesday.

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>>6811157
Hey, at least you are in the green

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>>6811205
I can't tell you why because bread would be very sad

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>>6811292
I know very well why, 650 rushi is going to hurt, people also oversold peko which I got 720 of, people panic sold because of the privated video but she ended up getting same views anyway and will flatline or get a small incline.

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>>6811337
we know it's all gonna come down to divvies in the end and holders will be rewarded but for a small moment it's nice to be poor enough to refuse the bunny cunny and just go for shittons of la-laions and ice cream trucks

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>>6810898
>importing json into google sheets is for some reason not a thing
Huh? Did JSON.parse("{JSON SHIT}") didn't work for you?
Use google sheet's script editor. its basically javascript.

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>>6811442
I'm a boomer, all I know is PHP and PERL aside from some elementary python, bash and powershell. My JavaScript is basically copy and paste from stackoverflow

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>>6811337 Didn't even realize till now, but I got myself to the blessed number, the shrine maiden blessing is upon me now

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>>6811337
Pekor will still drop tomorrow and you know it, whether she has deleted videos or not

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>>6811589
Great, more Pekora, should still sell like 30 today though

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At adjustment vs now. Jesas...

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>>6811644
...why have we never used this song?

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>>6811383
To be fair bunny cunny was really cheap around one or two weeks ago, she dropped to somewhere around $3000 which was a great deal, should've got some back then.

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>>6812010
I got some, usually ~50 a pop, and sold them off from 7,8k or higher like 3 times now and invested all of that in even more Botans and Lamys plus some Mikochis.

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I pray for Pecker's subnautica to be cancelled or at least short enough to not accumulate 500 fucking thousand views

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>>6812054
Subnut

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>I own half the total amount of coins my neighbors do
Im really scared im doing something wrong here. its why my wallet is hidden.

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>>6812209
>Wallet hidden
That's why faggot

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>>6812209
do you have big stashes in fat coins (Marine, Gura, Holo)? It all doesn't matter if you make around 25% (the more the better) in divvies and the coins you do invest in in general should bring in more absolute money per cycle as well, so for the same let's say 400k investment you have to honkbot much less for similar returns.
they do have the potential to bog you MUCH harder I guess, but they're usually not where they are without reason. Except Watame and Watson.

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>>6812209
I'll help you analyze but you know what you have to do for that

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>>6812040
Pretty based but perhaps you should get more of pego and hold it next time she's very cheap, since you want to have 35 unique assets and don't have any pego last time I checked, this might be the piece you are looking for

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>>6812479
wouldn't holding the current memecoin be kinda like buying Gura? I'd much rather just pump my load into Marine's fat ass because that one, I actually watch in stark contrast to Usada.

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>>6812209
>frogposter
>its why my wallet is hidden.
ROPE

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d50ydKyP8vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d50ydKyP8vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d50ydKyP8vA

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>>6812609
I TURNED THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER OFF HOURS AGO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6812606
I suppose if you don't want your portfolio to include the memecoins then yea don't go for pego. (though, you do hold Rushia and she's kind of almost as good if not as good as pego so)
Well then I don't have any more ideas who you might invest into as the 35th coin. maybe en2 debuts will bring some cool coins to hold, thats always a possibility

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>>6812765
I was holding Rushi for a while and will buy her again in honor of the original "oh shit honk broke a coin"-coin, yea.
I was thinking about getting my 4th gen together but Watame is not happening and
>Towa...
I might consider the Bunny again, then again I also want to toss Pochi out which might be the opening I need to just go for the sheep and
>Towa...
maybe also just go for Usada, as long as I don't have to touch Kiara or Gura with a 10 foot pole. Let's be real, the numbers dictate.

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https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1417426487494381568?s=19
You can still buy 154 Suisei

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>>6813015
>Watame is not happening
O YE WHO DID NOT HEED OUR INVITATION TO GRAND GAINS. TODAY IS EID. SELL YOUR REMAINING WATAME.
fr tho, that was the most well-timed stupid idea I've ever had, was holding 70 vir...sheeps sub $6k when she fucking mooned

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>>6813086
what I'm looking at here is Cocobuff and overvaluation for a month straight, her divvies tell the story, her performance is Miko-Tier.
And you know what that means.
gj on that trade though, inshallah brother

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>>6813158
hence why it's back to holding 4 token watamelons for me

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>>6813015
I wouldn't hold pochi to be honest, she is just a pump and dump coin when she streams, somewhat like ui/nabi and other chuubas that stream once a decade, so unless you really like pochi I don't see a reason in holding her

>>6813086
mashallah brother, impressive trades

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>>6813086
>TODAY IS EID.
That's all I need to hear to start buying

[Anonymous No.]

SELL SELL SELL

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>>6813256
yeah she's going out next time she breathes and is at least MPP or right before divvies

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>>6813461
>temple OS
BUY BUY BUY

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>>6813461
I'm so fucking retarded that I thought it was real for a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

hey /nasfaq/, ready for a game? for every % moved on adjustment, do 1 pushup. Green or red, it doesn't matter. Went red? that's your punishment. Went green? Enjoy in game gains with real life gains then.

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>>6813681
CRAB GANG WW@ LET'S STAY FAT

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>>6813681
>inb4 everything will crab
I'll do 10/1% specially for you.

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>>6813681
I'll do twice the number if I went red. Only proper that I need to feel the suffering irl if I bog

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm having a lot of fun being poor and day trading, is it any less fun when you're rich and mostly going for divvies?

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>>6814011
I can respect that shit anon. Im with you on that one.

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>>6814052
Ill be with you as well then.
x2 multiplier for red AND 10=1% exchange rate? fuck it its chest day today anyways.

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>>6814055
That's called taking it easy after 3 months of daytrading and the now dead adjustment arc
>>6814112
Sounds fun and more suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>6814055
Yes but you can make fun of poorfags like (You) instead, so it's really the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6814157
I like that picture

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>>6813681
Fuck you I'm colorblind. Whatever, I'm going bouldering tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

oh boy the calli dip is going to be glorious, time to set the zhonkbot to buy 144 more

[Anonymous No.]

>Calli

[Anonymous No.]

Bogu~bogu~...

[Anonymous No.]

1% = 10 x2
20 reps for me

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>+1.46%
yeah no fuck that im doing 30 pushups

[Anonymous No.]

>implying rigged

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura crashed down
KEK

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>>6814967
fuck wrong picture

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>>6813681
>>6814011
Uh, well... fuck mori.

[Anonymous No.]

everything's glowing red

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>>6815017
do them in sets anon. gambare!
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, that's more like it. Getting gaped is badass.

[Anonymous No.]

To all the 35p, you won't see me on your oshiboard anymore. It was a pleasure being on your oshiboard for a day.

[Anonymous No.]

Moririn you just destroyed my networth LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO I'M BUYING MORE MORIS AND MORE ROPEE

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815065
yer welcome, here's 35 in your honor

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck, I don't know if i can do 40 reps help...

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>>6815083
>>6815082
>>6815017
STUBID FUCKING BULLSHIT 100% RETURN COIN

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>>6815082
She's been a 33% divvies coin if bought at 3,8k last week, right now compared to last week? 47 fucking %

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a single sell in auto-trader. Today is not pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

yesterday/today

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>>6815144
do them in sets, my friend. besides, the modifiers are completely optional, and are mostly there for anons who want to go the extra mile.

[Anonymous No.]

weee

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>>6815166
thought the same just now. Thank god I still have some divvies left but it won't be enough

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>>6815082
66 REPS, DO IT

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how does he do it

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>>6815193
I'M GONNA DO MY BEST AHHHH

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>>6815161
And that's been a week when she moved and didn't streamed.
She will host fucking mythbusters collab this week holy shit I can't believe she's on such a discount right now

[Anonymous No.]

fuck me why did I stock up on holoEN on the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

Got almost twice my divvies for being a pussie daytrader

[Anonymous No.]

buy nene

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815268
NEVER SELL AT A LOSS
ONLY EVER GO IN EVEN HARDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
300 COINS EVERY FUCKING DAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you have to sit next to the gay couple

>>6815246
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Is this honk rigging the market for everyone to do their reps?

[Anonymous No.]

man I don't want to use up all of my divvies today. I wanna buy discount pekor tomorrow. Sorry Ame but you'll be on the backseat for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815315
Based honkchama

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>>6815287
nenepro...

[Anonymous No.]

>start playing for the first time yesterday
>Mori is cute and based and holomyth is coming up so I'll buy her coins.
>>6815083
>>6815082


What have I done

[Anonymous No.]

big ups to these 5 fine gentleman who took turns warming up my 30th spot while Suisei was on a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815312
Joe better get out of their way before they start they sexy time together

[Anonymous No.]

So rankingbro will probably be late today

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815364
Mori is a music channel, the Youtube API does some weird stuff when counting her views

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815381
>>6815179
I was on time

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>>6815312
Do some nice trades or the Ahoge will tickle your butt and make you drop your gay hidden wallet

>>6815364
you'll learn about neuron activation today. Check back in 4-5 hours and Mori will be nice and expensive again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815364
Stock up on everything you have leftIf you didn't yet, otherwise just create a new account and buy on discount while you can

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>>6815386
Wait, fuck. I didn't see it

[Anonymous No.]

come here and gather around, lemme spill you a secret about Moririn
Her morning streams will never count in her adjustments. Those are always forever lost. Keep an eye on her when she streams past 12 noon

[Anonymous No.]

Towa had karaoke, Ayame and Suisei are streaming. Today might not be so bad after all.

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>>6815372
no problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815222
I'll do 66x10 for the doxxbeat prime herself but later because I'm out getting my second shot, zhonk why is your site so shit on mobile I just want to buy moririn

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815179
????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815421
What about honk's new and improved scraper™

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815481
Honk can't really do much about it since it's youtube API who's at fault here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815364
You need to buy octoina first, common beginner's mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815472
>she fucking rose again
honk... it's getting obvious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815465
bloody hell anon.
good luck. you'll need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>theyre not riding the Haaton wave

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815505
Don't trust the cultist, buying octoina will do you no good unless you are a cultist yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815544
>they never sell and think their networth means something
悪霊退散

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815544
Everytime I buy Haachama, she drops the day after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815465
>66x10
you will die

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815544
I divvie day will be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815570
Youre supposed to sell before the day is over for a cool $12 profit.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweet, from rank 68 to 58 in a span of two weeks. Great progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815017
Well, I fucking lived bitch, at least that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

MARINE KEEPS UPLOADING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>be on vacation so hard you miss the boggening

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm getting into that problem of having too much money and not enough time to spend it... I had 5M at divvies...

[Anonymous No.]

I day-traded, sold peko, suba and rushia yesterday, and I still lost 10% of yesterday adjustment gain.

I bought my oshi thinking she'd do well, and this shit happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815556
>unless you are a cultist yourself
But that's a good part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815667
just buy everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815667
gotta settle for lower-divvie coins so you can buy more faster, multi-coin drifting

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815680
tell us when you completed the "noose-cycle"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815610
my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815667
I just buy 50 of anything red and come back to it later, it's nice and low effort although you do sometimes find yourself thinking things like "how the fuck did I end up with 100 Mio, AGAIN?"

[Anonymous No.]

bros... i need a rope...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751
I'm sorry bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751
Take mine, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751
You're gonna get BUFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815800
where can i buy this

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815685
No, cultist take part in multiple dark and not well known activity, and guess who have get the job to investigate it? ME! CAN YOU FUCKERS STOP DOING THIS SHIT? IT'S MONTHS THAT I'M SLEEPING LIKE SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751
Always at your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751
NEED ROPE$

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815831
>Being paranoid at cute little Takodachis

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815831
>MONTHS THAT I'M SLEEPING LIKE SHIT BECAUSE OF YOU
Just don't be shy and join, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

moricoin holders are gonna get really fucking buff

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815751
you got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815924
watch 2 fucking crashes in a row

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815906
>Being paranoid at cute little Takodachis
You can't fool me cultist
>>6815908
I don't want to get fired and I don't want to join your cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815924
I accidently popped out on a second place of her oshiboard few days ago when overbought. There isn't any dedicated moricoiners to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815924
I wish I was a takamori fag because oshicoining Mori is beyond cheap

[Anonymous No.]

>>6816012
I'm trying... But it's been a hard road, I started to oshicoin at 1.5m and got up to like 80 Moris, two days later the boggening happened and Mori was now a 5k coin which destroyed me sinse my entire portfolio was almost only Mori with a 5k mpp, I had to climb up again but I'm not giving Mori up
T. Applause

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815729
spreadsheets really help with that I have to conclude.
Sell some Mio her divvies around 2,5k are shit, go for some Reine

[Anonymous No.]

>>6816185
I will PUMP Mori to 5.5k for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6816185
I applaude for your determination but you are faggot for not diversifying your bonds

[Anonymous No.]

my fucking retarded ass forgot to turn the autotrader on

[Anonymous No.]

>>6816719

[Anonymous No.]

>they're still buying Irys
Damn it feels good to finally drop those bags after I slept through divies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815620
no discount...

[Anonymous No.]

>Chunni Reine on Choco's acting test
BUY BUY BUY

[honk No.]

Hi-
Say, theoretically, your beloved developer honk had gained beta access to OpenAI's GPT-3, the most advanced language model artificial intelligence in the world, (in less than an hour from applying no less), that could generate realistic coherent conversations and dynamic, creative content. What would be some things, THEORETICALLY, you could see this being used for in NASFAQ? theoretically, *ahem*
pic maybe related

[Anonymous No.]

First time I've been in the red

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
Comfort me afte honk bogged me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
I honestly don't know what this could be used for in the context of the game. Weren't we avoiding a rrat generator because Cover might not like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
The only thing I could see it applied is that each of the bots quotes would have a negative/positive value to it and affect adjustments of the coin mentioned, but it also distances it from following the raw numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
If I buy enough oshicoins, I want them to develop awareness so I become so attached to them that I never want to sell. Make it happen ms. honk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
Give it a tentacult personality and make it give investment tips to players

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817798
>ms honk
HONK IS A GIRL?? POST TITS FOR COMPENSATION OF THE GREAT BOGGENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
>Human: What about Towa Coin?
>A.I: Never buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
>>6817798
Seconding oshicoin GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
Make Fubogki say wisdom of the day.
Make it as big and as annoying as possible.
Also make it eye track the cursor for maximum Akkarin effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
Let that AI read THIS VERY THREAD for a week or two and it goes from Generative Pre-trained Transformer to Gosling-producing Turingmachine

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
>coherent conversations
>you should buy rushia now
>good time to sell rushia right now
im conflicted... guess ill buy some...

[honk No.]

>>6817672
>>6817942

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818046
LET'S FUND THIS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

create a voicebank from the holos and make them use text to speech to talk like stock advisors, or have them try and convince players to buy their coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
>blessed by rratbot ALREADY with 677 $BTN
book it, honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818089
>Lamy, why should I buy your coin
>Because even if it goes down, the problem will go away if you drink enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818046
HOLY SHIT HOW DO I DONATE TO THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

So when's HoloEN's going to announce gen 2? I need new coins to pump and dump. It will be a gold rush
How the fuck can they even compete with a talent like Selen? Like holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

they really write themselves every thread huh
>The gang trains the next Tay

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818139
We're getting new coins soonish, apparently. Homos are coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818139
Hololive's black magic talent casting I still have hope in

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I just woke up after I heavily invested in Gura yesterday... FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818197
Gura will break 20k this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818197
>>6818046

[honk No.]

You wouldn't abandon your oshi coin would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818177
>another Pochicoin
>but it's a whole gen instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818317

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818317
Alright name your price

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818046
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING HELL NOT AGAIN. EVERYTHING CRABBED ANYWAYS.
>>6815620
that's why I love her
>>6817587
omg make the broker talk like the thread
>>6817996
YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818046
>>6818317
I fucking need this, bro...
Dev, you truly are a fucking God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818317
i see potential in this AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
How does it feel about Robocoin?

[honk No.]

>>6818673

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818734
kek. ask it about Maririn's fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818177
>Winning son bogs soon
ZHOOOOONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818177
>>6818771
HOMOSTARS OR WE FUCKING RIOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6817587
>>6818046
>>6818317
Does she have a name honk? I need to call her by a name that isn't "gosling-producing AI"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818734
How about haato coin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818197
She'll recover. There's a few anons buying her non-stop since divvies and she'll adjust up tomorrow since her last video wasn't counted today

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818815
Voting for Gosaichan

[honk No.]

>>6818829

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818891
>isreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818855
Any other suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819356
Justification Offers for Investments.

[Anonymous No.]

oh God
>/kfp/ got nuked
>(She) is streaming
>/hlgg/ is a fucking graveyard
>It almost sounds like (She) has forgotten how to use her real voice
And she might pull >normal numbers, which is going to be fucking hilarious

I'm not even sure if I should be setting honkbot to buy 100 or sell them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819571
It's 7k now lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819571
is this a members stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819571
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819356
Ms. Honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819864
No, you can't see viewer counts on member streams.
Thought I don't actually know what they're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819571
watching this is... beyond surreal. the chat is the same but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819813
picrel except in reverse and it's happening to her kek rumao
>>6819864
no, it's a regular one
>I was in Playboy Japan
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

This feels so fucking surreal man

[Anonymous No.]

she can't even hide her voice now

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Qv42N1LC0
Are you talking about calli's stream? What's special about it? Everything seems normal?

[Anonymous No.]

what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819571
>(She)'s becoming (Her)

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell dudes I don't know what's real anymore

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is happening to chimkin I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819571
>>6819813
>>6819912
>>6819971
>>6819995
>>6820081
I think ms honk plugged the AI in the thread already, posts makes no sense

[Anonymous No.]

s-so... do we buy?

[Anonymous No.]

SHES FULLY ASSIMILATED SHE IS GONE ONLY SHE REMAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815372
i'll be back

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara's not even streaming right now; what are you fags on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820172
Chimkin's roommate can't separate characters anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>starting to fall in love
NO NONONO THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE this cannot be happening HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>spoonfeeding
Im dissapointed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820185
how the fuck did you rename them? or am I just retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820260
But she's not streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820306
This is spoonfeeding general, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>80k subs, 8k live viewers
>>6820175
lmao I'm buying a bunch out of pity. SAVE ME NIGGERMAN, HONKBOT IS GOING TO SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY ON CHIMKIN
>>6820294
I fucking hate her but (She) is legit growing on me because her story is peak fucking "fake it until you make it" and just, respectable hustle and determination. I...I want to protecc.

[Anonymous No.]

aggiebros...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, roommate is streaming. Who the fuck cares, this is not relevant to here.

[Anonymous No.]

Towa? More like Towife am i right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820474
Numbers are numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820474
This. Kiara's coin doesn't increase in value just because her roommate can't keep characters separate.
Call me when she breaks 200k on a stream and we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820260
Oh fuck, I don't even remember how she called, literally who I even fucking checked dragon roommate and there was nothing, holy crap who even cares about the chimkin

[Anonymous No.]

you know, I really don't like 3DPD idols for some reason. Am I weird for saying that on a Hololive thread?

>>6820474
you niggers keep talking about k*on. You're just as filthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820531
There are number threads elsewhere, this is only for coin numbers

[Anonymous No.]

where were (YOU) when this peacock singlehandedly saved your divvies position for pennies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820448
kek. I'm too stupid to figure out how to get there >>6818884

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820582
roommate numbers directly correlate with demand

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819494
I don't want to write an entire sentence just to post a photo of Ryan Gosling screaming
>>6819891
I don't know if honk is ok with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6818798
stop samefagging
NO MALES

[Anonymous No.]

why does everyone call Honk as a missus now?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara never stopped making videos on her roomate account, why is Global melting down

[Anonymous No.]

>>6819356
Moonika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820721
When aren't they having a meltdown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820717
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820741

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820680
Say the one who got called a commie by FUCKING usada and also got her ass beaten by a male in the same stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820717
>he missed ms honk invitation

[Anonymous No.]

funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820864
I dont use dicksword

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820717
>he didn't see honk fat milkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820895
I feel sorry, it was pure kino content

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820903
>zhonks fat honkers
Sending my sperm sample right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820812
Wrestling isn't real, Nene.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw STILL no invitation to the secret NASFAQ™ discord
Goddamn you people let me in already

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821023
just invite us to your IRC, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821023
discord.gg/archive reps

[Anonymous No.]

First off, This place is about The Money. Chuubas that do not have a coin on the market and will not have a coin on the market anytime soon are not relevant to this thread. Don't like it? Make your own game with the coins you want to shitpost about.
This is not /hlgg/. This is not the Numbersfag thread. This is the Money thread. Keep your rrats and shitposting strictly tied to the money, and tangents to an absolute minimum.
>B-but kson is Coco! It's totally relevant!
Coco has a coin on the market, not kson. Kson cannot influence Coco's market price to any reasonable degree.
>But roommate discussion is relevant to the coin's longevity! What if they graduate or get injured and go on break?
Sure, if it directly affects the valuation of the coin, it's relevant. But 99% of roommate goings-on don't affect the coin pricing at all, so why is random roommate crap being posted here?

Keep it about The Money, people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821074
It's just sandbag's discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106
>Chuubas that do not have a coin on the market and will not have a coin on the market anytime soon are not relevant to this thread
Why did you posted mel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106
calm down bro jeez

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106

[Anonymous No.]

Roommate posters get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106
>>6821356

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821382
pomuposter will also get the rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821408
pomu coin WILL coin and you WILL be sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821440
I'd also like to see $POMU on the market, but the fact remains that the devs have explicitly said they don't want to put Nijis in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821440
I will not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821106
Funny enough, most of the fun I've been seeing or having here are not that much related to the money anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821503
The should just call it "Pumo" and say that the numbers come from "nowhere", not infringement!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821440
who

[Anonymous No.]

nijiEN coins unironically when

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821541
Because this is a Country Club Simulator that makes people think their identities are relevant. It became more about the people moving the money than the money itself.
The fact that you can even say that is proof that the game's community is at risk of killing itself. Clout-chasers that make their identity relevant are no better than Reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821541
we established in the first 2-3 weeks that this market is nothing more, but also nothing less than /vt/'s most elaborate shitpost generator besides maybe the 4cc
also hiroshima nagasaki why does "4ch" trigger the spam detection are you fucking out of your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821503
If nijiniggers want to play number autism with their chuuba why don't they make their own stock market instead of coming here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821682

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821682
>reeee the fact that a community exists is proof the community is dying
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>6820903
>>6820923
>>6820991
I just got back after a week of exams. I need the discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821440
We don't care about shitty indie vtubers that nobody knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821777

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821682
then this game is also r*ddit because it has NAMED accounts, and you should also go back.
This is a fucking stock market LARP how do you LARP without roles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821824
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821682
Might as well have the thread and the game dead if you really believe that. This game was bound to be community driven anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6810898
I spent the last few hours recreating this. And this is the results. Feel free to use it.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1An6CLbiQxBa-YHKSHitk2U3-9SBc-XE0d7ZCTeWp08k/edit?usp=sharing
To fully use this sheet, you need to copy it and put in your own name

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822005

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821682
>its all about the people movement of money and not the money themselves
thats literally how a market simulator works retard

[Anonymous No.]

>the only non-dead account close to me in the leaderboard is a meme account holding 44 irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822005
>Containment thread on a containment board makes another containment thread because of how cursed everything gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822284
the absolute fucking irony and state of this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
neato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
>Haatons trying to give everyone a virus.
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
how do I write my name if it has a space

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822487
Because it will take data from nasfaq. You can see the source code. pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822549
Just put in you complete name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822632
I don't know how to use a computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
this scared me until I found out I am just an idiot.
Thank you very much for this!
I hate the feeling of getting a way better version of a hackjob I made, then again it also makes me curious.

how do you even know MPP? I took it to be a private thing but with this you can just spy on fucking everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822687
Its seems like getting data using /getUserWallet gives the mpp. IDK if this is intention but its definitely helpful.
>>6822671
can you say you name so I could try it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822487
did you read the part about trusting the developer and that email is literally (you) ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822773
huh, that seems unintentional since it's not used in the UI at all. I tried getting it via getUserData before, but I can't into cookies and auth and all that zoomer tier tech

[Anonymous No.]

>>6815465
The deed is done I can't feel my left arm, like hit it and no response type, I feel dizzy and want to throw up, wether this is because of the push ups or thanks to the second shot is unknown
Honk if your autobuyer fails me while I'm dying I'll personally end you myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822773
>can you say you name so I could try it out?
it worked now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
Not sure if this was intentional or not, but it looks like some of the column headers nuked themselves when I click Reset Everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822899
Good job anon, YGMI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822899
there is no fucking way you finished that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822823
If you're still interest its https://nasfaq.biz/api/getUserWallet?userid=USERID
You can get USERID by getting it on /getLeaderboard
>>6822955
FUCKKKK I forgot to change it please wait it should be fix now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
now how do we go ahead and build a rating function? That way we can immediately show the user "your portfolio is SHIT"
divvies% based on last week numbers might be a quick start, <15 % deep red "the fuck are you doing wojak" 20% "decent-tier" 25% "contender tier" 30% "autistic no-lifer see you in the top10-tier"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822967
I do my /fit/ reps 5 times a week, the energy and strength are there, I just needed to use my autism to fuel it and it all worked itself out
>>6822956
WAGMI, I'll get me a octoina to celebrate later

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823033
yeah found it, thanks anyways!

[Anonymous No.]

>haato
>5.79%

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822967
Why would you lie on an anonymous niche anime girl youtubers forum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823109
>I do my /fit/ reps 5 times a week
do you have any tips for starting? I'm literally like my oshi when it comes to /fit/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
is this why you guys all had your wallets public all of the sudden? invite me to the discord already goddamn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823261
Not a haaton, but closed wallets are 100% pointless, that's why people are opening them. The only reason Konnui and his alt still has theirs closed is ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823033
thanks. Do I need to re-copy the sheet? IIRC it was just "Amount, MPP, Dividend" that blanked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822899
And I couldn't even do 30 out of 40 reps, fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823353
Yes you need to recopy since the latest one is fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823254

not that anon but start out small.
if you're not fat enough to hurt your knees from running, couch to 5k is a great plan for starters. It's only cardio, it will not make you a god but it works wonders for discipline and keeping up by starting you slow and ramping up.
Otherwise, unironically read the /fit/ sticky, do starting strength or 5x5, pick your poison but the most important thing is START AND NEVER STOP.
Ask yourself every morning AM I A GOD YET if the answer is NO you train today and you will thank the current god for giving you this opportunity (if you're sick or have an injury, please skip the day until you feel better. This WILL be a dent in your motivation but you can hurt yourself even more when you're not on 100% of your game.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823254
>stand up from your chair
>lie on the floor
>do ten pushups
>repeat tomorrow
>add five more week-few after
What's difficult about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6822129
how does this work? I tried using my excel but it gives me nothing. Im kind of retarded with computers

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823664
nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823254
You SHOULDN'T be scared of free weights but I would advise you to do a bit a calisthenics to not go to snap city. There are better programs if you research a bit but the one punch man training of 100 pushups, squats and sit ups +run was how I started. If you have social skills you can ask someone at a gym for help, they are usually nice. If the links aren't dead, read the /fit/ sticky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823945
related, emi's couch to 5k

[Anonymous No.]

>>6823254
Starting is the hardest part, you gotta find a reason to do it and that will last you at very least for a week or two (or at least that's how it was for me), I couldn't bring myself to start, so I started for my oshi, my oshi wouldn't want me to be like this, so I'll push for her, it's going to be painful at first, you are going to wake up and your body is going to fucking hurt, and when you have to go at it again while being hurt is going to be hard, but if you manage to get through those first weeks you are going to get hit with the biggest high you'll ever get, after that it becomes way easier and you actually want to go for more
Other than that the usual, start out small, literally doing anything is better than doing nothing, "5 push-ups a day is 500% more than 0" (not really but fuck math) and start adding more reps as you progress, you are going to get stuck on some limit from time to time, but you'll eventually get over it
And lastly, burn the first point in your mind, (you) NEED motivation to do this, motivation is what's going to carry you, no matter what anyone tells you, there is no "I'm doing this incorrectly", "But it's not efficient", you are going to think of your reasons for starting, pick up your shit, and give it your all, "what if I end it 5 minutes earlier today, or "I'll cut this set short by one or two", when you get that thought, send it away, and go wild on those reps, don't be a retard tho, pushing yourself doesn't mean doing shit that's going to hurt you or that you can't do, it means forcing yourself to not slack and to kill those thought that are holding (you) back
Oh, and read the /fit/ sticky
People like to joke about doing things trough sheer power of autism but it's actually fucking real, believe in you oshi that believes in you and go eat the world

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>>6824104
>there is no "I'm doing this incorrectly", "But it's not efficient"
the ONE exception to this is crossfit and bad form, that shit can and WILL hurt you, just look for "crossfit fails". Do every weight training in a controlled manner, never lift unreasonably weights, SAFETY. FUCKING. FIRST. And that includes FORM. It sounds trivial but actually watch videos on this. For me, for (you) and for your oshi.

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The sole reason I'm trying to get /fit/ so I can be worthy of jerking off to my oshi

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>/nasfaq/ /fit/ hours
Comfy...

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>>6823254
>>6823507
>>6824104
As someone who is currently taking up Sports Science, ya'll gunna put a tear in my eye. Find your own motivation to work on yourselves, and don't give a shit about what other people say. See it through, no matter what. It'll be worth it.

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>>6824486
Based

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>>6823101
Not OP of the sheet and I know this post isn't serious but I was curious what the percentages are for top25 open wallets and only got one over 25%. Though, these numbers should be taken with a grain of salt because they are only using last weeks divs and people have already spend some of their divvy money on the coins but it's pretty cool to look at.

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>>6823254
motivate yourself, do it for your oshi/health. just start and never stop. believe me you will thank yourself later on, needing to get fit without getting tired because sick is such a hassle and must be avoided.

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>>6824581
as a fatfag turned fitfag returned back to fatfag due to dead-end job depression and 2:30h of commute daily, also alcohol I MUST add that going to the gym fat sounds scary, but most gigachads there WILL respect your willpower at the least and will try to be supportive if you look like you need help. If you're socially awkward, come like you know the place: bring a little printout with your workout plan and come with headphones in, this will also keep extroverted people from trying to lift for you (mostly, I hate that, it fucking spooks me when in full concentration mode).
>>6824739
percentages of older stacks should be down a bit since the boggening, you can be sure those were pretty okay MPPs in inflation times. Funnily enough most of the "newcomers" have worse percentages, pointing to temporary spikes (lol Haato)
Don't forget we're here for our own goals, respect mogu, luv me oshi, simple as.

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>>6822129
thank you for your service haatons. wednesday night will be really interesting now divvy battle royale

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>>6825014
show off your rarest divviescoin (as in sure calli is better, but)

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>>6824739
>div payout
>5 million
I only got 4.8 million this week. This is kind of janky

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>>6825106
you already bought coins since divvies, dumdum

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>>6825106
Yes, as I said the numbers can (and probably are lol) rather inaccurate cause some people already had time to buy more div coins inflating their return here, probably best to make something like this again on a satursday

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>>6825073
sure

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>>6824501
>/nasfaq/ /fit/ hours

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>>6825073

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>>6824884
Always respect mogu, fucking legend.

As for Haato, she is a shit div coin, the haatons just never go down on adjustments cause they own almost the entire haato stock to themselves and they barely ever sell her, they mainly buy her inflating her price even more. Once she returns from the break and starts behaving like a normal coin they will fall down the ranks, probably. The thing that will improve for them is the div return though.

also all this /fit/ talk motivated me as hell now, gonna go for a run, thanks bros

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just this time tonight, alright?
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