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>Teal is a trophy wife to some rich Christian guy and has 5 kids
>Pink is married and works in tech
>Blue locks herself in her room and LARPs as an anime girl for smelly ojisans and dykes
what went so wrong for Nerissa?

>> No.67882324

>>67882191
She emits an aura that crushes every prostate in a 1000 yard radius

>> No.67882521

>>67882191
She's the third of four kids.
Her parents probably forget she exists on a regular basis, so she likely never got any encouragement to succeed.

>> No.67883859

she's fucking gay as shit

>> No.67884063
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>>67882521
>>67882521
Imagine being the youngest bro, he was probably relentlessly bullied by the 3 older sisters
>H-hot
No, like they probabaly made him wear girl's underwear/clothes and make up/perfume and mock him for being a sissy. They also probably bullied him when he saw them naked accidentally for getting a hard on.
>Cease, my cock can only get so erect
No, like he's probabaly jerked off with their underwear or bra either inhaling and/or tasting them and/or wrapped around his genitals on multiple occasions.

>> No.67884106

>>67882191
I think it's safer to assume that Nerissa, the only one who is a vtuber, lies about being single.

>> No.67884542

>>67882191
She found anime.

>> No.67884812

>>67882191
Is a career in tech really better than being a vtuber?

>> No.67884950

>>67884812
Being a vtuber is the bottom rung of being a streamer, which itself is only above being a wagecuck on the ladder of employment.

>> No.67885945

>>67884950
Yeah, but she still probably makes more money than you.

>> No.67886250

>>67882191
obviously the answer is she's full of shit and is just as domesticated as the sisters. Probably has a kid or two and a husband as well, EZ.

>> No.67886373

>>67884063
100% that dude spied on them and jerked off with their panties after huffing them, every brother with hot sisters does

>> No.67886640

>>67884063
I actually have an older sister. You can always tell the only children by how hawt they think it'd be to have a sister. It's not. It's annoying as fuck and seeing her naked on accident isn't hot in the slightest.

>> No.67886648

>>67884063
>>67886373
Most guys with sisters don't find them attractive, you know. Real life isn't like in your porn fantasies.

>> No.67886968

>>67882191
>Teal one accidentally makes a joke about getting fucked in the ass
>Blue one gets disappointed about the fact that nobody is fucking her in the ass
I think what went wrong is that nobody is fucking her in the ass.

>> No.67887075

>>67886648
jokes on you, I too have sisters and I have definitely wanked with their panties. I think most guys just dont want to admit it

>> No.67888227

>>67887075
Well, pheromones are bit different. You don't grow up smelling them all the time so you don't get the same sense of familiarity like when you see or hear your siblings.

>> No.67888625

>>67884063
God, I wish that were me.

>> No.67891093

>>67884812
What >>67884950 said but, if the vtuber likes what he/she is doing then maybe, just maybe, its not that bad... But only for a while.

>> No.67891216

>>67886968
I'll volunteer

>> No.67891407

>>67891093
Unless you're good at it. Then you make a fortune for doing almost nothing. It's feast or famine.

>> No.67891924

Need more pregnant art of the eldest sister. And the mother.

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>>67882191
She got too much libido, there's no man capable of handling her, actual IRL succ

>> No.67892352

She’s perfect and she’s gonna be my wife

>> No.67892586

>>67882191
After the 2nd child, parents just stop caring

>> No.67892835

creaming Malpha's ass

>> No.67893088

>>67892352
Not if I make her my wife first.

>> No.67894219
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67894219

>>67882191
Blue is also married (to me) and works in tech (Cover Corporation is a tech company)

>> No.67894268

>>67886640
I have a younger sister. Doesn't stop me from having an imouto kink because it's not in any way related to reality. Same with the rest of my taboo fetishes. They are strictly mental fuel for cooming and any irl counterparts are nothing like my fantasies therefore not sexy in any way.

>> No.67895925

>>67887075
No anon that is not actually normal you’re just a freak

>> No.67896052

>>67895925
In fact wanking off with anyone’s panties without them knowing is not normal

>> No.67896130

>>67896052
Logically speaking wanking off is a gay act, it's only not gay if the thing providing stimulus is a woman.

>> No.67896484

>>67882191
>5 kids
holy shit she must be hot af if her husband continually thought "i must fill her with my seed" and STILL do it after seeing their train mess of a first kid that stressed them the hell off

>> No.67896488

>>67896130
I mean hey maybe if you ask nicely

>> No.67896612

>>67882191
>Pink is married and works in tech
qrd? What job specifically?

>> No.67896782

>>67884063
Its biologically coded in your DNA to be mildly repulsed by your immediate family members.

If you find your sister hot enough to jack off to you're unironically mentally broken.
Conversely, if you're "mild" repulse instinct is too STRONG you end up going full colonizer racemixer unable to find anybody remotely close to your family attractive so you must go overseas, which is also mentally broken just in the other direction

>> No.67897153

>>67887075
Biologically you're programmed to feel repelled by your parents and siblings.
You're just fucked in head and byproduct of porn consumption.

>> No.67897807

>>67887075
dude...please start a therapy asap.

>> No.67897950

>>67884812
Depends on your role. It's great if you got into good company and you're something other than basic codemonkey next door, which most coders are. You get stable salary and have guaranteed long term income. There's also always a demand for IT and engineering jobs. If you got kicked out from one company, you can go to another.
Nerissa on the other hand is walking on thin ice because she's a streamer, which means she's bottom of barrel trash. Streaming as whole is all about feast or famine. You either rake up lots of views and feast or starve and make no money.

>> No.67898398

>>67886968
I’ll volunteer, but only because I like Nerissa’s personality. Which is to say, I appreciate the fact that she isn’t a hopeless retard and actually knows how to cook.
Fuck, it’s not even about the anal. I just want a gf who’s reasonably competent at adulting.
>t.knows how to cook and is sick of “bathtub pizza” and other cursed culinary bullshit

>> No.67898468

>>67887075
You’re fucked in the head. But also, you reminded me of an incident from my childhood.
My autistic ass asked my mom if she had a period on a family vacation when we were on a cruise ship. My dad asked what was wrong with me, when in fact, my brother and I switched rooms with our parents and I found a bloody pad in the trash can. I was just trying to make sure it was hers and the crew didn’t fuck up the cleaning or something.
Anyway, I might have been too autistic to bring up that part first, but at least I’m not as fucked up as you.

>> No.67898489

>>67896782
>end up going full colonizer racemixer unable to find anybody remotely close to your family attractive so you must go overseas
what is this white roastie cope

>> No.67898620

>>67896782
>Its biologically coded in your DNA to be mildly repulsed by your immediate family members.
This is complete nonsense. incest happens all the time in nature and has been fairly common throughout human history. The repulsion to incest is a result of heavy societal conditioning.

>> No.67898678

>>67898620
>immediate
You’re talking about cousins and shit. Who else besides the Egyptians fucked their own siblings, you absolute schizo? Also, when that shit happened, it was almost always royalty where the kids were raised separately.
Yes, you’re more likely to fuck your sister if you didn’t grow up with her than if you did. This is something everybody intuitively understands except you, apparently.

>> No.67898760

>>67882191
Still Blue provides more cash then 4 of them combined. (She is bread provider for all of them)

>> No.67898793

>>67898678
No, I was not talking about "cousins and shit." You are completely ignorant. Stop ranting while foaming at your mouth when you are dumb as shit.

>> No.67898829

>>67886640
>I actually have a mom. You can always tell momlets by how hawt they think it'd be to fuck a mom.
That's how you sound retard. Also, most normalised porn is incest.

>> No.67898925

>>67887075
You weren't supposed to take Freud's words so seriously, anon.

>> No.67899046

>>67898620
>>67898793
The social conditioning is more a biological conditioning to create optimal offspring which exclude siblings mating, sometimes first cousins are treated the same (tho distant cousins are completely fine)

>> No.67899126

Nerissa is going to outearn both and then go broke after trying to be some other dyke's sugar mama.

>> No.67899356

>>67896782
>>67898678
>>67899046
It is from being raised (up to age 6) in close proximity, not genetics. There is historical evidence for this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

>> No.67899588

>>67882191
>wife
>married
there should've been more porn of them, i'm disappointed in coomers

>> No.67899593

my older sister is nice but she isnt too hot so i cant really do the depraved things you would think of normally.

that said yeah they all seem to be smoking hot and i like how much fun they have on stream

>> No.67899854

>>67884063
You just described the MC in Working! Anime...

>> No.67901017

>>67896484
Hispanics and indians are ugly as fuck but have massive families

>> No.67901842

>>67882191
teal also does anal and is proud of it. Pink is too embarassed to.

>> No.67902358

>>67896782
completely false. no animals, humans included, have any kind of "conditioning" to not fuck their siblings. dogs, mice, humans, whatever, stick a male and a female together long enough and they'll fuck, related or not. It's just an old wive's take brought about by society making it taboo.

>> No.67902439

>>67902358
tale even, fuck you autocorrect

>> No.67902907

>>67902358
t.never had a sister

There is obviously some conditioning and it's not just by knowing that this person is your sibling, it's from growing up as siblings I have legit 0 atraction to my IRL sister, seeing her come out of the bath naked is cringe as fuck and a massive turn off, it's the same cringe as if it was my mother or something, it's not just "taboo" forced on by society, now if you just bring a girl I never seen before and just show me a DNA proving she is my sister my dick would get hard as fuck for her, it's not just knowing, it's living it that conditions you.

>> No.67903018

>>67884063
Dude only a single child think like this.

>> No.67903205

Pregnant sex while the kids are with Aunt Nerissa

>> No.67903397

>>67901017
They do that so they don't starve to death when they're 60 or half the kids get killed by a typhoon or mudslide. People in industrialized countries typically don't have massive amounts of kids.

>> No.67903667

>>67884063
>Imagine being the youngest bro, he was probably relentlessly bullied by the 3 older sisters
H-hot
>No, like they probabaly made him wear girl's underwear/clothes and make up/perfume and mock him for being a sissy. They also probably bullied him when he saw them naked accidentally for getting a hard on.
Cease, my cock can only get so erect
>No, like he's probabaly jerked off with their underwear or bra either inhaling and/or tasting them and/or wrapped around his genitals on multiple occasions.
OH GOD I'M GONNA

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>>67884063
>>67886373
Nigger, life isn't like oneeshota doujins.
The youngest kid is usually the most pampered and spoiled brat. Older siblings can't even touch the little shit without the parents making a scene.

>> No.67903877

>>67882191
>Teal is a trophy wife to some rich Christian guy and has 5 kids
She is just like my older sister wtf, technically 6 kids with one expecting on the way. With a multimillionaire Christian husband too.

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>> No.67903997

>>67899593
Malpha sounds fat if I'm gonna be honest. She still sounds hot though.

>> No.67904153

I wish I could be a trophy wife so I don't have to work. Just stay home, stay hot, and raise his kids. Gotta be easy af

>> No.67904268

>>67899356
This doesnt disprove genetics it just adds another possibility of outcome, you shouldnt treat it as an either/or

>> No.67904478

>>67904268
Except that almost every factor besides the westetmarck effect makes you more attracted to your relatives, not less.

>> No.67904528

Nerissa's never expressed an interest in being a trophy wife, or working in tech. Meanwhile, her sisters love dropping by nerissa's stream. What does that tell you?

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I want all 3 of them to gang up on and rape me

>> No.67904692

>>67904478
>>67904478
Except the Westermark Effect has a hypothesis that benefits from confirmation bias based on observing normal ass families, it doesnt disprove genetics it rather has the ability to appropriate genetic effects and falsely attribute it to its own hypothesis

>> No.67904746

>>67904692
It doesnt "disprove" priates being the actual cause either, but what possible value is that explanation?

>> No.67904958

>>67882191
>Nerissa can cook like a champ, has a sultry siren like mezzo soprano voice, loves to clean, and is quite loved by her friends.

It was a matter of when, not if, that somebody would pick her up. But of the millions, you don't think supremely talented people fall through the cracks? The issue is that there is too much talent and too little employer willingness to forge and secure good talent or pay decent wages. Let alone the entertainment industry which is always at war with itself with establishing unions to protect talents. Aradia is multitalented as fuck, and despite her saying she couldn't handle the responsibilities Nerissa has, I'm sure a good scout definitely shoulda picked her up as well.

>> No.67905180

>>67904958
Nerissa has the stream equivalent of a radio-ready voice. Most hololive vtubers do. It'd take Aradia a while to get one of those.

>> No.67905386

>>67903997
>A late stage pregnancy lady sounds a tad winded

I think you might be a little obsessed on whether a girl seems to have out on weight anon.

>> No.67905510

>>67905386
Pregnant women are hot, fat women are gross, simple as.

>> No.67905566

The important thing is, Malphas II is a turd, but based

>> No.67905598

>>67905510
That is ugly girl behavior anon

>> No.67905988

>>67882191
It's actually a common trend in EN.
>IRyS' older sister is a doctor
>Bae's older sister did all her grading for piano lessons, studied medicine, studied law and is now married with children
I think Bae's case is probably the most brutal given I assume there isn't a huge age gap so her sister was likely married at like 27 at the latest. Honestly her sister potentially mogs pretty much everyone since she has the career and the kids and I assume she's under 35.

>> No.67906285

>>67898398
Sorry bro, the best you can get now is a bitchy woman with an ego due to a high bodycoutn, who thinks asking her if she can cook is opression, isntead of a life skill. Enjoy paying for her to order ubereats.

>>67901842
Clips?

>> No.67906970

>>67905988
Are all Holos younger siblings? I can't recall a single one who's an eldest child.

>> No.67907048

>>67896782
Yeah, but sometimes I wonder, your sister being hot changes that?

>> No.67907069

>>67906970
Isn't Kiara older than her siblings?

>> No.67907196

>>67884950
I work in tech and only retards care about their job being bottom crap or not, I only do this shit for money, if being a vtuber was more stable and I wasn't a mouth breathing retard I probably would choose to be one over being in tech

>> No.67907261

>>67887075
Beyond based, I already jerked off to my cousin's panties, but my sister I never felt anything

>> No.67907316

>>67906970
Mori?

>> No.67907360

>>67903877
Take a photo of Nerissa sleeping and send to me, please

>> No.67907474

>>67904153
In the 80s it was hard as fuck but nowadays it's easy peasy, most chores have been automatized or made easier, only looking after the children is hard, but besides that is easy

>> No.67907508

>>67907069
She is the rare case in having the younger sister energy but being the older one. While Nerissa has the younger sister energy being the younger sister, but is strongly independent (drives, cooks well, takes care of people around her). Its why she feels more like Marine than a Kiara imo.

>> No.67909120

>>67907508
That’s not strongly independent that’s just being a normal woman in the west

>>67905988
It is not a common trend if you only have 3/16.

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>>67896782
>second paragraph
fuck me

>> No.67909451

>>67909120
Its common where of the girls in EN who have older sisters, the older sisters are ahead of them in life. Married to rich dudes, doctors, mothers, etc. If hololive didn't exist how would they compete?

What does Ina's sister do?

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