/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Crabby Edition

Last thread: >>67808051
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>67849985
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67850002
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>67850002
amen.
double baked whoops lets just use this one. is pastebin down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67850002
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

oh man for a moment i thought ruze's menshi was in 5 minutes, dang

[Twithc No.]

>crabby edition
Still salty no one made a DJ Maggin parody of this album
>>67850002
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Watching zootopia and the rabbit's silly dumb roommates remind me of bettel and his brother suddenly I miss the clown

[Anonymous No.]

Send Shinri to """"kill""""" the ghost with his """"""blade""""""", auntie

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't Flayon and Hakka, two people who have pandered to yumes for a while now, especially Flayon, rolling in cash right now? Contrast this with Bettel who actively pushes away any serious yumefujo dynamics with his chat getting inundated with money every stream. Not to numberfag at all but I just thought it was interesting considering how often I see the "You gotta pander to yumes as a male or unicorns as a female if you wanna survive" logic here

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851651
>hakka
>pandered to yumes
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851651
Bettel is a Tumblr Sexyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851868
I take it you don't watch Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

This has been made canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851869
He's also cute and funny. I see his appeal. My only point was that this whole idea of yumefujobux is often just a fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852071
>He's also cute and funny.
He's clearly too old and too male to be cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852095
Female comedians are inferior to male ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852071
And people are telling you Hakka is not an example that does anything to prove or disprove that point because that's not what his content is like at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852195
*sigh* always the one dumdum

[Anonymous No.]

Let me guess, the princess is gonna choke us out with the chain after

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851651
Flay can be a niche taste. As someone who briefly was a yume for Flay and shares a lot of interests in common with him, his flaws eventually became too tiresome to stick around for.
And as anon said, Bettel is a tumblr sexyman and that automatically puts him on another level of popularity than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852195
lmao retard

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/salmonntan/status/1752286830027022532

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851651
I think is as simple as how different their personalities are and the models too. I am not a yume but Bettel sounds and looks like someone that would have a huge female fanbase, even a pretty big male fanbase since he doesn't do the pandershit too much and to me he always felt like a more general streamer than someone that is solely there to fill a niche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852231
The best female comedian has been long dead. RIP Joan Rivers, may you enjoy heaven unsullied by the knowledge of Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham

[Twithc No.]

>>67852346
Her best joke was calling Michelle a man, everyone laughed but Joan didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852251 (me)
Adding to this, I would argue Bettel still has more yumes than Flay or Hakka, just as a consequence of having more fans in general. People like their pathetic boyfailure funnyman, and nearly every moment of streamtime plays into that pathetic boyfailure funnyman aspect.

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>>67852230
Hey, I'll admit he's not as blatant with it as Flayon or some others but on the spectrum of yumefujo friendly to dudebro, he lies much farther towards the former than Bettel.
Speaking of Flayon, he's actually ended up filtering people since his post-August shake up in content instead of exploding in popularity.
Once again, streamers who are just good streamers are featuring more success than streamers catering to a fickle minority of parasocials.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Gavis Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

GB chat sounding like a Trump rally kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852231
You gotta have one dummy who doesn't get the joke, because someone not getting the original joke is a joke in itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852480
You're not wrong and I never denied Bettel has yumes. The person gifting 50 membas every stream or the person who timestamps every micro second of his vod HAS to be parasocial on some level. My only point was that his content doesn't have to pander to them at all for him to be popular and successful unlike the stuff that another thread on this board tries to sell about male vtubers

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>>67852493
Anon, the ones showering Bettel in akasupas are parasocials.

Similarly gacha games don't make their profit from the large mass of casual players who spend a little money on the rare occasion. They make it from the smaller pool of obsessive fans who are willing to throw hundreds or thousands at the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852612
MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID YOU TELL THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852788
Technically, I said nothing. If anything, it was the first Anon who called them a dumdum who clued them in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852633
some people don't like the pandering aspect as it can seem forced or they imagine the character to be tsun or playing hard to get etc
people crushing on anime/cartoon characters from random shows should be proof enough that you don't have to pander to have yumes
as a fujo i think it's the same as fujobaiting ruining a dynamic, whereas a cute friendship or rivalry between bros is enough to fall hard for a ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852834
DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT SLIMY TALK YOU JEW REEEEEE oh well kek

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>>67851651
Just because it’s not straight-forward yume pandering doesn’t mean Bettel never panders to his female audience. His oil baronesses are also in their later 20s and 30s from what I’ve seen on Twitter. Flayon’s yumes seem too young to be able to whale on him.

[Anonymous No.]

HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.

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>>67852633
Maybe if he spent more of his time collabing with girls it would repel some of his yume paypigs, but otherwise a boy doesn't have to actively pander to yumes to accumulate them. It's a matter of just having qualities that appeal to them, be it model or personality or other factors.

And like >>67852893 said, in my own experience I'm less likely to yume for someone if they're actively pushing it and I'm feeling pandered to too heavy-handedly. I'd rather just indulge in my own fantasies while the boy streams in the way he likes and shows his interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67852893
>>67853000
I suppose I should be more specific. Most of Bettel's paypigs probably are yumes but they're yumes without the expectation of receiving the same level of catering that, say, someone from Hololive would. None of them expect Bettel to do BFE asmrs, not collab with women, do BL rps etc. Basically all the stuff that's touted as essential if you want the yumebux, most actual yumes don't care about. This is, ofcourse, without even considering that not all of Bettel's patrons are even yumes at all

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[Anonymous No.]

How can you not yume this man

[Anonymous No.]

I see the princess is jewish

[Anonymous No.]

>>67853252
Hasn't he only had a total of 3 collabs with girls (two watchalongs + the early LoL group collab), none of which were one-on-one collabs? Unless I forgot something. Flay who you're using as an example has collabed with girls far far more often than Bettel.
I think it's presumptuous to claim none of his paypig yumes would mind if he started doing more collabs with girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67853906
how can you not yume this man

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>>67852251
> As someone who briefly was a yume for Flay and shares a lot of interests in common with him, his flaws eventually became too tiresome to stick around for.
That's interesting to hear. I've been trying to get into watching flayon on and off since his debut and haven't figured out why I keep bouncing off.
What do you think are his flaws?

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>>67853928
Maybe you're right, but he's also definitely not the BFE type of streamer who would attract that kind of person in the first place. Hence the presumption

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[Anonymous No.]

>>67853252
>Basically all the stuff that's touted as essential if you want the yumebux, most actual yumes don't care about.
Men think they know what women want while being clueless, more news at 11. Not to say there’s no market for the stuff you listed, but as a yume myself, BFE RP does nothing for me and a heavy breathing workout stream wins over any roleplay ASMR. Basically they just got to feel authentic and my brain will supply the rest, but if I feel like they’re acting a certain way to pander to me and my wallet, it feels disingenuous and I lose interest.

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>>67854088
Different yumes want different things. Most yumes I see for him like when he's a dumb pathetic boyfailure. He wouldn't have as much appeal to yumes who want for example the flirty romantic man who could take care of them.

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>>67854272
>Men think they know what women want while being clueless
Except these are not my words. This is what I've seen yumes say what they want, both here and on other places. Also, I'm not a man.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a longshot but does anyone here have the lost Palworld vods archived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854272
That's not at all what the point of the argument was. Women are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you guys are supporting the Tempus game thats coming out soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854696
what game? Doppelganger already came out

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>>67851651
Hakka I'm not sure, but as someone who watches Flayon I can give a few reasons. The collabs with females is obviously a turn off to big or dedicated donators, but it's also how thirsty he is. Most women don't like too much thirsty behavior. He not only does it on twitter but also in streams. Now, if he balanced it out with being a gentleman and did some nice yume-friendly lines in streams which I know he knows how to do, it wouldn't be so bad. If those coomer jokes were funny or more smartly timed, it would be a different case but a lot of them are just "ooh thighs omg she's so pretty" and it gets stale after a while. He does know how to use it to his advantage though like with retweeting pretty dresses and subtilely hinting that Machiroons draw themselves in them. Another thing is he talks about other girls often in his solo streams, and if you're watching a stream about him or it's between him and the fans, a lot of yumes don't really want to hear that. Most yumes also prefer someone dominant, and he's good at being dominant the rare time he does it but for the most part he boils down to a cute little shota brother. He has to learn to embrace being one or two tropes, not all of them. There's a niche for him and I love him the way he is, but his type doesn't really have a wide appeal. He still does have a lot of yumes, and he feeds us relatively well. His nuanced opinion on parasocialism also gives some wiggle room for yumes which is good. I could write a whole essay on how some parts of him aren't going to appeal to a wide audience unless he completely changes who he is, but I think that's the gist of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854755
https://twitter.com/TacticalElysium
This one. Finally has a release date too

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854827
I'm still waiting on gameplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854810
please continue I'm really interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>67853252
>Basically all the stuff that's touted as essential if you want the yumebux, most actual yumes don't care about.
Not really, yumes are just too afraid to speak up for what they want while male yumes aren't. Male yumes make it clear they don't want their oshi to talk to males, they want yuripandering, GFE, etc. Female yumes are too afraid to ask for the bare minimum because they care too much what others think but instead show it with numbers. The Holostars fandom's loudest fans are still males and lesbians who don't care for BFE, so that makes it even more intimidating to speak up. So if the few yumes the boys do have want to show anything with numbers, it's not going to show much of a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

Can the Magma anon manage layers? There's a big blue line on Page 1 that covers up cute art of my rapeable daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons once again calling Hakka a yume panderer
>The dude that has stated that he loves his Hakkitos, but there is an obvious wall between them and not to take his friendly love that he treats anyone he knows, too far
>The dude that talks about shit, piss, prostates, organs and generally cursed stuff
Just say you are a threadreader/clipwatcher and don't actually watch him

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854827
Is there a gameplay trailer? Trying to look but can't find any

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>>67855267
You're talking about female unicorns lmao

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>>67855374
niggas here really can't tell the difference between yumes, unicorns and gachis and it's funny every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855332
You can cater to yumes and talk about shit, piss, prostates, organs and generally cursed stuff. I don't see how that would stop anyone from falling in love with a boy.

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>>67853252
I find it funny that a lot of Bettel's paypigs have converted over to the highest tier of Jutard menshi, obviously they weren't getting enough feeding out of the clown. But even being one of Jutard's dead exes, he's been solo collabing with Ollie and making relationship/family jokes with her, so are they better off or worse? Or do they just not care? I would think that yume being a delusion at heart wouldn't care about the reality of the streamer and just invent whatever impression they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855374
it's probably cbdct trying to push an agenda again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855374
No? I didn't say anything about female fans not wanting their oshi to collab with women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855483
paypigs =/= true yumes, but those paypigs still throw money at Bettel regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855500
Anon....your reading comprehension...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>67855426
What about the second point I made? That's the opposite of catering to yumes.
>They can still yume
That's not my point, my point is he is not actively catering to them (which is the definition of pandering).

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855581
ngl i just see long ass posts and read the words female unicorns and nothing beyond that

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>>67855538
Not necessarily true, most of them have fallen off over time. I don't hear the clown frantically screaming the names of his top 8 hot girl pfp whales. Of course, new whales step in to take their place, but the og paypigs of his debut era have long since cooled off and moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

Check out this cool dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855666
that's because he hasn't been streaming, satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855670
He's kinda wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855620
Catering is nowhere near the same definition of pandering and this board has rotted a lot of people's brains on what words mean. Talking about those things aren't part of the catering, but he can cater while saying those things. You can also state that you love your fans while having boundaries, that's perfectly fine. As other yumes itt have stated, we just like when someone is genuine about their love for what they do and their love for their fans. We can learn to love the rest.

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>>67855267
>yumes are just too afraid to speak up for what they want while male yumes aren't.
Because there simply aren't enough of you. No, seriously. Male unicorns also represent a minority of Hololive's audience as well but they're still, in absolute terms, a sizeable number. The femicorns here can't even stop the cbdct thread from dying every two days. Do you seriously think if there was as much of a demand for unicorn friendly male vtubers from the female side you wouldn't have indies and other corpos rushing to meet the gap? No dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855656
That's kinda sad. One reason why I don't come to this thread much is so I don't end up with jumping to conclusions just by seeing a few key words. That's how twitter got to where it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855777
He's also a very good dog who should be listened to more by retarded clowns who keep getting bent over by their guildmates. He should get all the pets, treats and soul-pieces he wants. Right anon??

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855267
>The Holostars fandom's loudest fans are still males and lesbians who don't care for BFE
I genuinely don't know what Holostar fandom you're frequently but the tempura and JP starmin I follow are mostly women with a few dudes. Hardly the "loudest voices"

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>>67854516
which ones? I should have them if they aren't on that one site

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>>67855819
>The femicorns here can't even stop the cbdct thread from dying every two days.
Kek amazing

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>>67855886
i only do that if i assess that the topic is something completely braindead, like pandering or numbers.

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>>67855819
It's sort of both. There's not many, but a sizable amount that do exist don't say anything. I've noticed that when one or two speak up, others will be encouraged to do the same. And they're not just /here/, I've seen some on youtube. I've even made some comments myself that speak up on matters that others are too afraid to say and I get replies like "I'm so glad someone else said this" and "I feel the same way but I was too afraid to say something in fear I might come off as controlling or 'parasocial'". Once people let go of caring what others think, I could see a lot more progress being made.

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>>67851651
For what it’s worth, Hakka is the second highest super chat earner in all of Holostars. No one touches Bettel but he does fairly well all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

My cat keeps fucking laughing at me, make him stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854042
It's exhausting trying to listen to him when he constantly jumps to completely different topics while finishing no thought he starts. I want to hear more about something but he's already dropped that topic instantly. Part of his adhd I'm sure, but it makes it so I can't just sit back and relax and listen to him because it feels like a frantic pace. One of my favorite things is to hear the boys delve deep and talk at length about a topic they like, not drop them all.
His habit of awkward outbursts that spoiled watching him interact in collabs.
The whiplash of him constantly switching what dynamic he wanted with roons. Did he want to be clingy? Did he want to mock roons for being clingy? Did he want to be distant? Flirty? And then the "why are you guys so nice to me?" repeated nearly every stream as if he didn't sign up for an idol company where gathering some amount of fans is a natural outcome.
And then I remember there was that 10 day trip he went on and then he came back and he was suddenly starting to act wildly belligerent, both in other boys' chats and his own stream, and it put me off.

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>>67855903
You betcha. Everyday, I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67854388
I wasn’t saying they were your words. It’s the kind of ‘making it as a male vtuber’ advice I see reposted over and over, on this website and elsewhere, and I always found it funny how it’s not even close to what I (a disillusioned lonely single with too much disposable income, so the perfect target audience) would find myself willing to spend my yumebucks on. Sure there’s others will love that kind of content, but full-on pandering is definitely not the one and only way to grow a yume audience.

[Anonymous No.]

I almost replied to that. I stopped myself from replying just in time. I had a good meal so I don't need to eat bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855670
this is him now. Feel old yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67855822
Hakka is my oshi and while I'm not a yume I can see why he has some, dude is really sweet, hardworking and passionate about what he loves doing, if you mean he's a caterer as in he's easy for people to yume him, then as I said, yeah I can see it. I'm just saying that he's not a panderer, as in purposefully doing/saying things that are out of his characters to please a certain audience. At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856213
Share some food with the rest of them please

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856179
Thank you!!! I am also---uh, HE is also the superior twin to that idiot Phantom 2! AND THAT SHOULD BE FACT BECAUSE P2 IS A CRYBABY WHO STOLE MY PLUSHIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856279
Nah, they're going to have to cook a lot better and add seasoning if they want me to bite. I'm not putting that slop in my belly.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri recommended Slay the Princess to Gibby, because of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856275
Yeah, agreed! He tosses out a few yume lines which I think is cute (annoying how his "bro" fans keep spamming AYO every time he does it though). He's a very hard worker and he loves his senpai and I really appreciate him in Holostars.

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>>67856114
I mean, sure. Maybe there's an argument to be made that some yumes feel self conscious about streamer boundaries which, honestly, isn't a bad thing at all imo. But I don't think it's accurate to attribute the lack of vocalized demand to just that. It's more obvious to me that the real reason is because demand of that sort simply doesn't exist to the same degree. I think the more interesting debate would be in regards to the socio-cultural conditions which result in so many more male unicorns than female unicorns and, indeed, many more male vtuber fans than female vtuber fans in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856409
I wonder sometimes who the horniest member of StarsEN is: Shinri (in heat), GB, Axel, or Flayon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856434
The ayo thing is just in jest. Probably shouldn't look into it too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856511
Flayon

[Anonymous No.]

this is what a real yume magnet looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>67849985
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[Anonymous No.]

>>67856529
The face that launched 25 gay self insert fanfics and an anon's love for penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856529
ewwtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856615
Ewwtare in your butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856615
KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856583
Alright fuck it. Someone post the copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856529
Only for men over the age of 27

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856650
Seethe

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>>67856013
Sorry I don't know what that site is.
Mainly Hakka's ones since I missed them completely, I didn't finish Shinri's but I can live without it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856672
You mean 47

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856615

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>>67854042
>>67856146
I can't explain why but watching him makes me feel slightly unease and I'm for some reason afraid to chat on his stream. I think it's probably got something to do with how unpredictable he is. I think I'm just afraid of saying the wrong thing and getting blasted for it, but it only happens with his stream in particular which is weird.

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>>67856468
That is true. And I think another big contributing factor is that the vast majority of weeb women aren't into male vtubers or straight up hate them. Probably because there's the stereotype that they want to just fuck female vtubers or want to pander to a male audience (which baffles me because they'd have more luck being a flesh streamer).

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>>67856651
I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856753
same but I think in my case it's because this place rotted my brain into thinking that he ignores or belittles anyone who isn't a regular machiroon

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856839
kek i wonder if he wrote it all in one shot or had to keep revising it

[Anonymous No.]

tell me the difference between yume, gachikoi/riakoi, unicorn and fujo, /mans/. bet you can’t.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if Flayon did have ring and necklace merch, I wouldn't buy it. I'd love to, but I'm not putting on a ring of someone who's collabs that much with girls. That's just my preference though. I'm still getting the roon appreciation merch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856939
they are all different types of schizo, just like everyone else that posts on this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856753
His audience is very defensive, so I could understand feeling like you're going to be attacked if you say the wrong thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Morf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856980
oh man we even got fake unicorns now that's so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856839
>>67856938
Here is the audio version. Anon sounds like a hick
https://files.catbox.moe/8v9i8s.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856839
This is so dumb. If we still had AI voices around I'd make one of the boys say this

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857023
Wanna bet if a roach can get drowned with pussy juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856939
yume
>i want to theoretically rape gavis bettel
gachi
>i want to rape gavis bettel in real life
unicorn
>gavis bettel would never be raped by anyone other than me
fujo
>i want men to rape gavis bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
Explain more things in terms of Bettel rape, anon. I need moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856939
>fujo
likes shipping two men together for gay porn
>yume
likes shipping self insert with the character
>gachikoi (ive never heard of riakoi but assume its the same)
likes to imagine the talent is their real life partner and they're actually in a relationship
>unicorn
traditionally the mythical beast unicorn was entirely male and would only appear to a female virgin in order to lick her breasts and fuck her. a beastly fan that wants the utmost purity of their oshi to a fantastical degree, or else they vanish into the wind
(and yes i know this is bait but 1. autism and 2. some anons genuinely dont know and appreciate sperg help)

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856939
yume - 'dreams' about being with someone
unicorn - no interactions with anyone of the opposite sex, maintain some essence of 'purity'
fujo - term for women who are fans of MLM relationships
gachi - not sure so i wont say

With that being said, being so anal about internet terms is just annoying. I use yume and unicorn interchangeably at times because the differences between them aren't really relevant for most discussions. Just use context clues man. Language evolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
Finally an anon making sense in this schizo thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856939
Yume = short for yumejoshi or yumedanshi, is one who imagines themselves in a romantic relationship with their oshi. Supports their oshi, may or may not like collabs with the opposite sex to self-insert or does not care. Typically doesn't enjoy homosexual (if yumejo) or heterosexual (if yumedan and occasionally yumejo) shipping between their oshi and someone else
Gachikoi = very big supporter of an oshi. Not necessarily in love with them, but a gachi may just want to support their oshi heavily and see them grow
Unicorn = does not wish to see their oshi collab with or talk to someone of the opposite sex. Typically, male unicorns care about "purity" i.e, they need to be a virgin, the vtuber and the person behind the vtuber avatar need to be single, and they can't even hint at having had a relationship before. Female unicorns simply do not want collabs with the opposite sex. This also goes for female unicorns for female vtubers.
Fujoshi = One who enjoys shipping her oshi with other men. Typically does not care about mixed gender collabs, but most of them simply skip those collabs or ignore the female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856939
This anon needs help learning the difference >>67857041

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
This is unironically the only right answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
The only good post ITT

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857188
So can I call you a tranny as an interchangeable term for your fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857438
Sure if you want to call Starmin trannies, i guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>the member of tranny infested fanbase seethes about the one that has the bigger female audience
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857314
Gachikoi = very big supporter of an oshi. Not necessarily in love with them
>gachi means “real”
>koi means “love”

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857516
I don't know who you're replying to but go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857516
nigga what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>the tranny actually begs for (you)s from real women ITT as it strikes (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
>>67857169
>>67857314
Aren't all those definitions of yume and gachi contradictory?
I don't get it, which one is more parasocial/less "healthy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857525
That's why I put not necessarily. Some are really in love, but a lot of them just want to support their oshi heavily. I guess there should be a separate term but that's all we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
yume is pure fantasy and not serious, gachikoi is yearning for it for real, in real life and thinking they're in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
It depends on the person. Gachis and yumes aren't all unhealthy. Some respect boundaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
You're taking these terms at too face value. There's many people who won't fit neatly into any single category (as is often the case in life). Some yumes can be fujos and vice versa, some unicorns may not mind certain collabs with the opposite sex depending on circumstance, some gachis are insane whilst not being romantically attracted to the streamer etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
yumes just kind of see it as a fake otome type fantasy so they won't lose their minds over anything even if they may lose interest in being a yume for some reason. Gachis are in love for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857154
sorry that was my one quality post of the day but i hope this can continue to be a new standard of vtuber slang measurement

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857525
>koi means love

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857835

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
Here's an example anon.
I'm a yume so I like to fantasize about scenarios with my oshi. However I'm not a gachi, so I have no interest in literally being with my oshi in real life.
I might imagine cute dates with my oshi, but I have no desire to pursue it beyond self indulgent thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
As one other anon said, "gachi" means real/genuine and "koi" is love. Imagine a gachikoi like the guys who marry a plush of Miku. They believe the character is their real-life relationship, they live their life as though they were together. They may always wake up with streams or have dinner/go to bed and view it as the streamer actually spending time and their life together. It can be constructive, like if they get a "Good morning! Wake up/brush your teeth/eat breakfast!" voice pack and use it every day to get their neet ass out of bed because their "wife" said to, it improves their life. Mainly a JP phenomenon.

Yume means "dream", yumedans/yumejos know that they are only fantasizing about being in a relationship with their oshi. It usually takes no greater form than self-insert fanfic and fanart, usually hidden away on a side account to avoid embarrassment. Their self insert may be an idealized version of themself as anime, or a fictionalized persona like "here's my version of myself that lives in Elysium, they're a mage and hang in the tavern waiting for Axel after his gladiator matches". Yume as a term has been expanded to cover all self-inserting from all segments of fandom, not just JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857609
2 of those posts are wrong but this is not an educational thread, can we please get back into talking about boys hugging

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857981
that looks more like they're playing bread and fred and ruze is mad he has to carry octavio's dumb ass through the levels

[Anonymous No.]

i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858112
Don't you start

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857835
koi means koinahole
>koi fleshlight.png
can't believe i don't have it saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858112
Don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858112
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858112

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857981
i miss coming here for my daily fic/fujo art subscription, it was my version of the newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

I am the last straight female /MANS/ poster....

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857981
anon pls share the sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858382
WAIT A MI-oh, female, nvm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857835

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858466
oh yeah this is gone in the next 5 mins, but I appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858427
https://twitter.com/gay/status/1751619786113781976

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858530
>gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858530
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

actual Flayon schedule
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1752438539365564827/

[Anonymous No.]

i am the last demisexual trans enbie MANS poster....

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858530
putting hearts in the speech bubble does not make it less dubcon kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858644
not so fast, bubbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858644
>Soon there will be none
YEAH WOO YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858644
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858382
Naw mate, I'm here too

[Anonymous No.]

Am I crazy, I thought someone did a watchalong of Kiki's Delivery service

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858812

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858644
there's literally dozens of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857828
Maybe we could use Bettel rapes as a form of time measurement? How long does the typical merciless destruction of his holes last? Anyone know/can share their experiences so I could maybe average out the different rape times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858578
I miss the old UI but this looks cool. Looking forward to Code Vein

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858904
flayon two days ago

[Anonymous No.]

which holostars can you beat in a fight MANS?
I reckon i could take Flayon, Hakka, Bettel and Octavio without any of the mecha bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

I thought Shinri would have A Date with Death on his schedule this week for sure, it seems right up his alley and it's made by the same devs of one of his favorite visual novels

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858973
I see it, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858770
That's embarrassment at dick twitches, not dubcon anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858878
I'm glad I'm not alone

[Anonymous No.]

>there's literally dozens of us
lol that shit will never be normal or correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858987
Do I get to be a character in the Elysium world as well or do you mean real me?
Because real me isn't beating anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859046
what is your opinion on black people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858987
Bettel, Jurard, maybe Octavio

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859074
fuck it, whats your elysium sona then

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859046
would you eradicate blacks or trannies first, /pol/mite? and how would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858987
If you mean lorewise Hakka is max STR and also has magic voodoo shit, so I really doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67857107
This is the best reply

[Anonymous No.]

I can tolerate you LBGBITQ321+ people but I draw the line on the flips, death to all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859089
They can be quite lovely to work with and the motherland ones have some deeply underappreciated cultures that are still beautiful in their own right

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859166
wait why is that twink max STR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859134
Didn't see this. I will answer but I need to finish my DRAVEN edits

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859188

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859131
Close range mage - aoe just around myself. No str, no dex, max mp, ok int, ok luck.
I can best anyone that's not tanky and that I can get close to - which probably limits it to Bettel, Octavio, Flay (no RTrus), Rex... and if I can get close Hakka... but not likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859297
Yeah, I'm superior

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1752450724754026506

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859248
Dunno, my guess would be that him being corrupted by Sprmo gives him bullshit strength. He is a glass cannon though, so if you catch him unaware you may beat him before he gets to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858987
either you get really lucky and catch hakka offguard or you can beat everyone because hakka is canonically the strongest fuck if you ignore altare demon mode and obsidian ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859345
those are annoying stats

[Anonymous No.]

Armis will give it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859289
kek i look forward to them

[Anonymous No.]

anyone has the clip of Shinri saying "under where?" and Altare making a squeaking sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859506
https://twitter.com/ShinriOOC/status/1714978953620836601

[Anonymous No.]

I think picrel would be his guild card before he was corrupted.
>>67859414
Kek do you mean that he is max MP but low INT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858578
thanks! updated the teamup now

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859604
thanks kek The expression on Shinri's face makes it seem like a genuine question

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859605
he said in a spic zatsu that he comes from a very magical family so I think his MP might've always been high, maybe not max though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67858997
i think i remember someone recommending it to him a while back, might end up on his radar if hakka enjoys it

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859671
Oh yeah, maybe around half bar for MP then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859614
thank you chu

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus Airsoft session in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

streams doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>67860671
Blindchama... bettel has been streaming his comeback for the past hour

[Anonymous No.]

>sry for making "that" face on the thumbnail, lol
are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>67861458
what is he reacting to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67861613
i was gonna say the sexy cow but his expression isnt lustful enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>67861613
>>67861786
he's referring to the "generic clickbait youtuber face", not reacting to anything in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>67849985
Shinri's outfit next week, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67861940
huh, i guess it is the most basedjack he can get. the white chalk question marks are more subtle than the big circle and red arrows pointing to thing tho.

[Anonymous No.]

why are the slimes dressed like preschoolers

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859131
the npc cleric wife that gained sentience that they forgot since it's been years since their character creation

[Anonymous No.]

>>67863182
rape

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about how Banchou created a ship au where he would flirt with Ruze for clout and money but was actually dating insecure Octavio and GB's just there as a ruzerex stan

[Anonymous No.]

I'm late to the conversation but I would literally kill for a Bettel bfe voice pack. I would murder every last straight male brotuber enjoyer and then drain their blood and burn their bodies in a dark satanic ritual later feeding their gutted entrails to the crows and leaving the charred remains in a shallow ditch to be washed up along the roadside after a heavy rain. Whatever it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67863877
pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>67863877
He's not so different, him and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67856714
the site is ragtag, and they're on there

PARRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>67862225
as the one with the least number of subscribers shinri will not be getting a new outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>67864923
Oh you know what I did know that site, I just haven't used it in ages, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865109
I wonder what you'd have to do to actually get him to say that to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865234
just be bettel

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1752487517398634819

[Anonymous No.]

>>67863877
the fact that this kind of loveteam problem isn't as prominent in other places still surprises me

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865403
oh boi.. please make a cow tit outfit for the stream, Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>palworld saves got wiped
I knew it
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1752490417944473785

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
oh man.. Shinri was going full Rust autist mode, no wonder everyone got so discouraged to play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
cute base, what a tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
that coming from the guy who said he didn't want to spend points on cosmetics until he felt his base was 'ready' he probably lost way more progress than is shown in the pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865438
what's a loveteam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
Ah I'm lucky my group's saves got lost when we were only an hour in

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
How the shit did he make his base this swanky? I remember ARMIS basically just made a retarded wood hut

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865818
it's what you kids call 'ship' these days, except they're get more money being together in movies/series

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865529
Poor shinwi... but though I get why he doesn't want to keep playing I still don't get why the vods were privated. did it hurt that much??

[Anonymous No.]

>>67865963
impoverished badlands vs. great xenokunian celestial dragon emperor's palace

[Anonymous No.]

How many Vesties are still around? I miss the days of relentless oji chasing threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866253
Oh, like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866407
It was fun until it turned into /soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866407
I'm still here but I kinda hakooshi HQ. It was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866407
they went to orc and there were so few and they became so noticeable in their patterns that they just named up and went to vestie discord/orc official discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866407
Much more of a Magmite than a Vestie, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to commit anonymous online sexual harassment

[Anonymous No.]

EXORCIST DATING DEATH TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yiAGdIm7y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yiAGdIm7y0

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866407
God that was the worst /mans/ arc by far I'm glad they all fucked off desu

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yiAGdIm7y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yiAGdIm7y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yiAGdIm7y0

[Anonymous No.]

>who the FUCK are you Andrew
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Raided by Andrew
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>ANDREW WHO THE *FUCK* ARE YOU
kek, raiders know what they're getting into i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>67866407
>oji chasing threads
Truly the darkest era of /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>superchats have likes now
huh? why?
now I have to feel more self-conscious about sending supas

[Anonymous No.]

>You can like SC
How? I don't see the option

[Anonymous No.]

>>67867455
this is on PC

[Anonymous No.]

fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67867618
He also says the grab life by the balls line that Hakka has said since debut kek

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's playing the demo and not the actual game, isn't he

[Anonymous No.]

>>67867617
I'm also on PC and I don't see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851651
I am so tired of this bullshit narrative you 'anti-parasocial' fucks spew about Bettel not being bfe. Not all bfe is the same and Bettel has his own flavor of it. It's toxic pathetic villain boyfriend experience and no one does it better than him. He denies us affection and that only makes it so much sweeter when he gives it to us and then it's an overdose. You really need to broaden your mind on what bfe is

[Anonymous No.]

>>67867618
What rrat should I infer from this, I'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>67851651
Flayon is autistic, Hakka is fat. Unironically I think these are the reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

I am never taking any drugs after this night again, not even for Bettel...

[Anonymous No.]

reminder to deworm your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

i dont think im ready for axels nightmare cover. ive been waiting too long for this

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a braid trio cover one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>67868472
The art is so good. It’s the same artist from the Yoidore Shirazu cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>67868643
yeah i love that cover and the art style. i was so happy when he announced the same artist worked on his nightmare cover because i knew it was going to look so good

[Anonymous No.]

Junior gijinka hates Flayon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67869532
just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

Is this game's bgm is just all of dova-syndrome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67859339
citrine ruze is my bf

[Anonymous No.]

Shinwiwi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67870386

[Anonymous No.]

>>67870386
its over

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about it and it's kinda nice that tavi can effortlessly play the "the boyish and cute one in a ikemen group" archetype while being able to dabble in jokes/content that seemingly contradict go aganist that idea without warping said image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67870386
>>67870426
not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67870386
>>67870426
>>67870493
>>67870614
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[Anonymous No.]

>You're kinda babygirl coded.
What is this game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67870868

[Anonymous No.]

>>67871341
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

GET IN BITCHES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka catching strays

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, that makes me so mad, fuck burgerland's isp, Tempus has more issues in 1 year than I've had in the last 10 using fiber in my 3rd world city

[Anonymous No.]

he is taking damage at death being cringe doing and saying things he would kek

[Anonymous No.]

>He changed out of his dark clothes

[Anonymous No.]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
i have no idea how this song is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

[Anonymous No.]

SEXO

[Anonymous No.]

>>67871341
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

That was Axel during Japan Arc 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872124
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Axel has such a nice voice

[Anonymous No.]

It feels so good to finally have a new Axel cover

[Anonymous No.]

Was this the cover that he tried getting out on his bday?

[Anonymous No.]

never heard the song but that was good. i liked the visuals a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE NIGHTMARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872342
Great quality as always!

[Anonymous No.]

Get this man out of burgerland please

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872277
That was supposed to be Romeo and Cinderella I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872342
One of his best covers/10. He sounds amazing. Glad there was some animation since the OG doesn’t have much going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872519
Get this man a Winter home to retreat to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872621
Colorado winter retreat ikz

[Anonymous No.]

>>67872342
Sex voice/10

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>There is something inherently romantic about death
>It's not cannibalism, but you know
Hakka with the cannibal talk once more

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>>67872342
Song felt super short but I think it's one of Axel's best covers.

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>>67872519
>summer pc overheating
>winter street cables frozen
not comfy

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>>67872519
Has he brought this up with whoever owns the place where he lives? Seems like something that should have been complained about a long time ago at this point.
If he lives in an apartment then I understand, and if he lives somewhere rural then that makes even more sense.

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I'm always surprises that Shinri somehow has worse internet than Hakka that lives in a third world village lost in the middle of the jungle.

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Hakka's playthrough of this is fun so far.

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>>67872342
Pretty good, but I've listened to that song a lot so it's kind of weird how he pronounces nightmare with more of an english accent

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ANIKI TELLY
https://youtu.be/HDgESEGAXAU
https://youtu.be/HDgESEGAXAU
https://youtu.be/HDgESEGAXAU

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>>67873205
These are not my type of games, but I'm enjoying it.

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>>67872986
anon what are they gonna do? his speedtests show that the download speed is normal (up to 700Mbps download) but the upload is shit, I doubt it affects anyone else and even then, it's a ISP problem.
Maybe he could call them, but I want to believe he's been doing that

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>>67872986
He does live in an apartment, and has mentioned that there's only one isp in his area. He's talked about about moving out near the end of the year but he'll need to do this sooner rather than later.

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>>67872986
He lives in an apartment with multiple roomies and his room is a converted office, not an actual bedroom.

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>>67873452
>the upload is shit, I doubt it affects anyone else and even then, it's a ISP problem.
that might be a cpu or mobo problem
what's his specs

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>He covered nightmare because of league

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>>67873765
I really doubt it, he has a Ryzen 9 7900x + RTX 3090.

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hakka wants babies on the first date

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Shinri is cancelling his streams for the rest of the week...

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Vesper easter egg in Axel's cover

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>>67874180
fuck this gay earth

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>>67874180
HE IS GOING TO JAPAN WITH BETTEL!

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Hakka is really into this game, huh.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE ELYSIUM SO FUCKING MUCH, I'M TAKING SHINRI BACK TO XENOKUNI

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>>67874180
i've never seen him make so many grammatical errors. shinri mama...

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>>67874298
Oh this is really cool

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>>67874298
Oh interesting

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https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1752520524587323406

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>>67869532
Based

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>>67875796
man, gotta feel bad for him, he's always getting hit by some bullshit

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>>67876110
hakkitos are sluts, just like their oshi

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LOVEIT might be on the table for axel. now that shit will be just for me

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Yeah, I wish more people would pick up the slack and invite Axel or Hakka for covers rather than them always being the ones ro make them happen

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>>67876683
why not loveat? it's right up your alley