/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute, so they play retro games, own retro consoles, know old school anime, sing old anime songs, know old school visual novels...
These aren't young girls, they're fucking hags!

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>>67654712
*starts masturbating faster*

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>>67654712
>they're fucking hags!
I know, it's so hot

[Anonymous No.]

HAG SEX x2

[Anonymous No.]

Exactly, that's why they're better

[Anonymous No.]

>>67654712
And I'm cummin so damn hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy Retard, why it took you so long to notice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67654712
Thats a good thing not some zoomoid ass pretending to like old school stuff for clicks

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>>67654712
EN has been overdue for a hag dog and now we get two

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Have people not figured out that the reason Vtubers are so great is that it allows hags (who are superior in all ways except looks) to step into the role of a cute girl? It's a best of both worlds scenario

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>>67654712
Ruined by the fact they talk like a children's cartoon.

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>>67657200
Sis, I can smell you from here and I'm not even a dog. Take a shower.

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>>67654712
Yeah no shit sherlock. Did you just figure that out?

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>>67654712
Hag Love2

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>>67654712
>fucking hags!
Yes

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>>67657111
Basado and verdadpilled

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>>67654712
young girls could never be this consistent and dedicated to their character

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>>67654712
>EN finally gets some hags
>they are great
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67663014
Give it a few years, the rest of HoloEN will graduate to hagdom.

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>>67654712
bro just realizes they are like 30(00) year old puppers

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>>67654712
Fucking being the operative word here.

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>>67654712
Their just like me

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>>67657111
It allows uggos to achieve success
They tried to be real idols but it didn't work out because they were too ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>67665381
>They're
just like me too

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>>67665836
They are still trying.

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>>67665836
I'd

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>>67659602
Unlike twitch e-thots talking about college and university BS

[Anonymous No.]

it's an amazing filter, i know

[Anonymous No.]

>>67657111
You are being led astray from fertile breeding females for menopausal dried up roasties

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>>67654712
FWMC are for oji-san

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>>67654712

[Anonymous No.]

Hewwo wuffians!! Today we'we pwaying ouw most favoritest game, Pong!

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>>67667743
They're still 15 years away from looking like that...

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>>67667743
>Thank you for being Ruffians
>Travel down the road and back again

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>>67654712
They're definitely older than they sound, but I think a big part of their retro knowledge probably has more to do with them having boomer Jap parents. For the range of gaming periods they've covered so far, they seemed surprisingly unfamiliar with the SNES catalog and would likely have already played MGS if they were true hags with those sorts of tastes.

So they probably got a closet full of old games and old Japanese records and movies that they grew up with thanks to their parents. Just like how I grew up on Motown and B&W TVs in the 90's.

Living in Japan at any point also edges them retro because even when I visited there in the early 2000's there were still some cities lined with stores that embraced old consoles and older arcade cabs and stuff. Culturally they seemed much more proud of gaming tastes that we were aggressively calling outdated in the West (it was one of the big reasons the Saturn struggled overseas in the late 90's when the best of its catalog was being kept in Japan). So, Fuwamoco could have been in their teens then not even knowing they were so old-fashioned.

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>>67668088
kek

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>>67654712
They're quite literally /jp/ incarnate.

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>>67654712
Imagine the shimaidon.

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>>67668836
>boomer Jap parents.
Can you please stop spreading misinfo
Even if you lack the critical info they literally said on stream their parents don't speak Japanese

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>>67667224
hags are cuter.

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>>67668836
Retard, what the fuck are you even going on about

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>>67668836
Bru their parents are Irish and Swedish immigrants in Canada

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>>67665836
but enough about you

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>>67670492
He's correct tho
t. Ruffian who regrets looking up their idol images

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>>67670475
Aren't they hapas?

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>>67670492
Stop being a contrarian

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>>67654712
>These aren't young girls, they're fucking hags!

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>>67654712
Even better :D

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>>67670769
Why do those comics always feel like it's made by somebody whom barely grasps current trends while being stuck 10 years in the past?

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>>67671313
Its a reliable and realistic satire of political cartoons.

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>>67671313
Thatsthejoke

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>>67654712
>they're fucking hags
yeah, me.

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>>67670769
That Korone(?) reminds me of the famous "sickos" image.

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>>67665836
and that's a good thing!

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>>67670643
No
They cleared this misunderstanding

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>>67672054
Dude they have the slanty eyes

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>>67672090
Dude, they don't look Japanese outside of sami tier eyes. They literally said they were Caucasian on other accounts.

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>>67672090
>doesn't know about sami

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>>67672233
>>67672346
Fuwamoco are Finnish?

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>>67672384
>>67670475

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>>67665836
>ugly
just like their audience!

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>>67668836
ruffian, I...

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>>67669961
thanks anon

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>>67654712
WE NEED MORE JAP GIVE US MORE HAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>67654712
Imagine the smell.

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>>67654712
>ywn eat a hag out until she cums
>ywn use a hag's thighs as support grips as she has her best orgasm in 10+ years
>ywn feel her legs squeeze together around your head, her screams of pleasure being music to the ears
>ywn get to cuddle with her afterward
why even live bros...

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>>67654712
Yeah, they have over a decade history of being con sluts in NA and then amateur idols ala emily applemilk and hannah minxy, before trying several VTubing gigs. They follow any fad and do and say everything to try and become popular. I won't really say more than that.

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>>67670616
for me, it made me fall even deeper for them cause they're so cute

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OP just learned this about them?

I think they're a sign of Cover's new recruitment strategy. Older people are more predictable, the youth is gone, they have few additional life stages that can divert their attention from producing content for the company, and they are less prone to drama.

I think EN4 will also primarily consist of older members.

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>>67670616
I think you might be homosexual

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>>67654712
>they're fucking hags
Yes, they're in the process of having sex with hags. Fuwawa is fucking Mococo and Mococo is fucking Fuwawa, in case it wasn't clear.

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>>67665836
>seething 2 view woman who's barely above average on the outside with makeup and absolutely rotten on the inside

>>67670616
Retard. They're cute. Don't look at random 240p nico stream screenshots from 15 years ago, look at something more recent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67654712
>they're fucking hags
specifically each other

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>>67671313
>>67670769
Time to post a classic

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>>67654712
If you have the money/connections, is not that hard to get the stuff.

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>>67654712
>know old school anime
actual oldschool or "oldschool" from the 2010s

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>>67665836
Uggos actually had to develop personalities unlike attractive women

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>>67688029
I agree, but I can't tell if it's faceapp, makeup, or just genuine weightloss and learning to dress better.

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>>67654712
If you listen closely they are most likely not hags yet. Marine is a true hag, a lot of what they hinted at is second hand old school-ism. like yuroplebs enjoying 80s and 90s culture late into 95 and early 2000s or a poor kid who couldn't afford a PS3 playing used PS2 and 1 games. I suspect the parent or someone older being influential or just the used market flexing it's muscle.

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>>67688029
>Don't look at random 240p nico stream screenshots from 15 years ago, look at something more recent.
All look bad
Even the one in their idol wiki

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>>67688029
>>67687597
>>67686107
They look fugly
Jesus christ you guys have no standards

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>>67693526
Damn...femcel material

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>>67693526
Thanks for posting the cuties, chocoball. Abayo!

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>>67654712
>Wait a minute, so they play retro games, own retro consoles, know old school anime, sing old anime songs, know old school visual novels...
>These aren't young girls, they're fucking hags!
They can't be one day over 36 years old

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>>67693526
why they do that shit with lips

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>>67693526
>Post somewhat above average women
>UGLY DISGUSTING TROLLS NO ONE WILL LOVE!
Why are femcels like this?

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>>67693526
I thought Moco is flat???

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>>67693526
Wait, they actually are hafus?
/vt/ told me they're white girls LARPing

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>>67693526
Kyoooooot!

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>>67657111
>>67665836
and it unironically fucking rules. mio? botan? korone? a bunch of wheezing old geezers. they missed the idol train by about 20 years and one genetic lottery ticket, but we get to see them up there on stage doing cartwheels and shit while we wave penlights at them. i am SO FOR IT.

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>>67693939
It's confirmed that they're not halfu. No nippon blood in them.

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>>67693890
>above average
Not with those ugly faces
they're below average

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>>67694168
Anon's just salty he got chin-mogged by two anime doggos

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>>67694168
>t. Fat, balding tranny

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>>67654712
the dogs are to powerful!

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>>67654712
All VTubers are 30+
Stop living in delusion

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>>67693939
Sami genes combined with Japanese girl aesthetic

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>>67693526
I have always thought them not being attractive is just a matter of hairstyle and fashion
They commit too hard to trying to look japanese-like when they could just be normal young white people and work with what they have

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>>67693526
Moco-chan's the only ugly one?

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>>67694247
>They commit too hard to trying to look japanese-like when they could just be normal young white people and work with what they have
They hate being white
They want to be Japanese desperately

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>>67694168
They’re above average in American terms since 50% of women are obese

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>>67654712
W, wait. So you say, we got double mommy?

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>>67665836
Look at this dumb fucking retard that thinks it matters what a VIRTUAL YOUTUBER looks like irl and not just their personality.
Superficial garbage.

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>>67695695
He's said the opposite of what you think he said

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>>67695753
Men don't call people uggos.
That's female coded, like >>67693526
>fugly
It's a seething and jealous female.

A man saying looks don't matter for success in vtubing would be written far less incendiary.
It's written by a woman who's upset that someone they view as physically inferior enjoys more success.
They should try being nice to men.

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>>67695979
take your meds sis

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>>67654712
No more than mid 20's. They play and sing old shit probably because of their mom or dad.

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>>67696026
You trynna turn me into a tranny or something?
No thanks, I'm comfortable being male.

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>>67665836
And that is what we refer to as the advancement of human society. If we go back to the 18th to early 19th century, someone with an IQ of 170 would likely have become a clever but uneducated tailor for their entire life, or succumbed to illnesses like the flu in his 20s. While it's not flawless yet, there's hope that one day, even a fat ugly ojisan born could lead a life as a fairylike svelte loli.

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>>67654712
Well, yeah. They’re 2000 year old full grown puppies

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>>67657200

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>>67665836
>making stuff up
Covid is what put their idol career on hold you retard

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>>67697370
Yeah their floundering idol "career"

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they's spiteful of their PL because they never grew and basically got fired or if they still like their old regulars and treasure their moments together

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>>67698852
Knowing them its definitely the latter

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>>67697525
They’ve been in the industry for over a decade. Kys anti

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>>67700415
doesn't mean they were successful, dumb anon.

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>>67670475
Why do they look chinky

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>>67701160
Makeup, camera angles and filters. When in motion they look like mid white girls.

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>>67694168
I love them but yea I agree, in my opinion they're average or below.

Not like that matters though

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>>67701160
Fetal alcohol syndrome

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>>67654712
How many of you have mailed them a GameCube to their fan box. I still have mine with smash bros, windwaker, fzero and the Zelda promotional disc it came with that had all of the Zelda games and the windwaker demo. No i won't be sending mine to them unless mococo agrees to marry me.

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>>67654712
stop it anon im already too erect

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>>67702629
Cover doesn't accept gifts other than letters nowadays, unless you find a mane-san at a convention.

[Anonymous No.]

god that's so fucking hot

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>>67701160
>chinky
I don't see it. Looks more like down syndrome.

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>>67654712
Yes, they’re perfect.

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>>67667224
maybe the fertile breeding females should be less annoying and menhera

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>>67670475
Holy shit how is it possible for them to be this perfect!

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>>67672384
Finnish and Sami aren’t exactly the same but kinda yeah.

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>>67693040
I think they must have had some sort of encounter, possibly unpleasant, which made them more conscious about appearance. In old photos it looks like they aren't ever trying to hide their bad aspects and outfits/facial expressions didn't work well together. Nowadays they do much better job of presenting themselves properly. Even if they didn't change much physically, they look way better.
I think it's all of the things you mentioned + knowledge of how to pose for camera.

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>>67672090
Finnish people look like a mix between classical swedes and mongolians.

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>>67672090
Look up Samis, literally asians but blonde.

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>>67672090
Many nordic tribes look quite asian. Such genes can resurface generations later.

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>>67665836
you are saying this since 2011
they are rich and successful now while you keep saying the same thing

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>>67693939
Indo-european genes mixed with being otaku creates an odd combination that makes one look asian.

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>>67698852
If I remember right they have said they definitely had issues in their careers because anti's don't like white girls(kiara had similar issues) but they never seemed to bitter about it or at least never let it kill their drive.

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>>67705234
Why are SEAnigs like this?

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>>67705234
The fact there's two of them is what let them survive I think. Kiara didn't have anyone who could relate with her. She's much better at sociazlizing than doggos are but lacked a soulmate in difficult times. Doggos can completely trust each other with worries and lift each other up. They seem to have more positive outlook on life in general too and are not just obsessed but actually in love with Japan.

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>>67697157
It needs to be Mococo as The Red Slasher and Fuwawa as Marisa since she takes all of Mococo's money.

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Few things are more ironic than actually ugly (inside and out) people using the term "ugly". I don't know if you're just a bunch of bitter trannies, or anons who think way too highly of themselves, but try to get some psychiatric help. Narcissism and envy make for a terrible combination. The twins ain't ugly, and even if they physically were, their personalities more than make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I find it really cute how they still sleep together in one bed despite being full grown puppies already.

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>>67705759
I don't think zoomers get taught that
>beauty comes from within
anymore. Maybe that's why everything is so hideous nowadays.

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>>67654712
Obviously. All young women are shortsighted whores. They gradually turn into "moms" in their late 20s, which is where they pick up baby talk, a fondness for games and start empathizing with virgin men. They become wholesome.

Don't tell me you thought every wholesome hag was like that 20 years ago, anon. Do you think Korone always acted like Korone? She used to act like Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67705759
only ugly niggas get this triggered when a nigga calls ugly bitches ugly

>>67706055
stfu nigga you ain't gonna date an ugly girl just cause she beautiful inside or some shit like that

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>>67698852
When they introduced their RE4 Remake playthrough for the first time when revealing the schedule, they talked about how they played the original game not too long ago, with some very special friends. I think that answers it.

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>>67706248
>Do you think Korone always acted like Korone? She used to act like Shion.
Anon please my dick can only get so hard

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>>67654712
Are you fags really this retarded?
Literally 90% of vtubers are hags. If you go by jap standards for hags, which is 25yo and above.
Why do you think most of them never talk about their age? Young people dont have a problem revealing that.

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>>67707242
lurk 20 thousand years, dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/VYCm8Ubi_wg

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>>67665836
https://youtu.be/eBO_10GVf74

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>>67707393
Based Jimmy Soul appreciator

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>>67654712
There's nothing sexier than a "hag" pretending to be a retarded teenager anime dog-girl or cat-girl.

N-O-T-H-I-N-G

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>>67707346
>respective colors
is it really them...

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>>67707346
Everyone's already seen this a hundred times lil doxxtard bro.

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>>67654712
loser

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>>67665836
they achieved more than you ever will

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>>67707650
They literally make dumb noises for the entertainment of old lonely men. That's some achievement

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>>67654712
Yeah? That's even hotter *cums*

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>>67707716
That's my definition of a successful woman.

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>>67707346
>blue and red, 11 years ago
Cute!

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>>67690862
When was the last time Self-respect-chan streamed? I can't remember...

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>>67707346

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>>67665836
and that's great

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>>67668836
Retard they're not japanese

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>>67707716
>noooooo they can't make lonely old men happy they don't deserve happiness!!!!!1
kys

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>>67693939
>>67694220
They look more Irish than Swedish.

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>>67694282
Moco-chan with the small boobs, just like their characters anon

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>>67704678
>>67704768
>>67704822
>>67705036
Again, they look like Irish women dressed up as Japanese not scandinavian

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>>67711811
They inherited both Swedish and Irish genes
They are fucking mutts

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally doxxsister in here
>Jannies still not ban them

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>>67713060
What’s new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67713060
>post about something Mikhail Koshka acknowledged in a public post
>jannies shut it down immediately
Their wages should be cut.

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>>67665836
I've seen the pics, they're not super models or anything, but they're easily above average. Maybe you just don't have enough experience with real women, but there are a lot of girls who are much uglier than them.

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>>67700818
Doesn’t mean they were a failure either

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>>67654712
this vtuber thing isn't their first rodeo....

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>>67654712
HAG THREESOME!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!

now seriously. the only "issue" with this is that the whole "bau bau" thing feels more cringey... but it already was pretty cringe from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>67694004
I FUCKING LOVE IDOL HAGS!!!

PPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP WITHOUT THE PREGNANT PART ISTHE BEST!

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>>67706642
This site is 18+ only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67706642
>le nigga
Just write nigger you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67706642
Please end your life you worthless fucking nigger ape

[Anonymous No.]

>>67694364
>50%

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>>67654712
Holy Kek. Way to go OP

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>>67706248
>Do you think Korone always acted like Korone? She used to act like Shion.
SEXOOOOOOO

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>>67657200
You're saying it like if that's a bad thing. Just look at cookieswirlc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67654712
hola antonio

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>>67668836
>wuffians, wuffians today there has been a misunderstanding...

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>>67668836
Pretty sure they started playing N64 games and then at some point they moved into anime and visual novels, so they should be in their early 30s.

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>>67713463
I just looked at some but I can't find any pictures of their feet

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>>67697157
>fwmc 2hu
Why this one got deleted?

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>>67663124
Nah zoomers typically fuck their life up due to inexperience and wind up graduating before becoming proper hags. Hags meanwhile stuck around forever because they fucked up their lives earlier (see zoomers) and are not willing to jeopardize fucking up again.

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>>67707716
So true sister, you tell those chuds!

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>>67706642