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>> No.67586752

>>67586606
Don't worry anon no woman would ever date me

>> No.67586929

>>67586606
Ross and Aethel seem fine, got to pick the right one anon,.

>> No.67587835

>>67586606
How is matsuri still holding up?

>> No.67588526

>>67586606
Bold of you to assume (us) have any chance

>> No.67588606

>>67586606
Too late, already dating my oshi

>> No.67589311

i would bust several nuts inside festival but not sure i would keep her

>> No.67589363

>>67586606
i would date her proudly

>> No.67589418
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67589418

i disagree

>> No.67589458

>>67586606
Matsuri, in spite of everything, will be the last one standing. She will last even longer than Fubuki, Korone, Pekora and even Sora.

>> No.67589487

>>67589418
I just want Polka to be happy and know she's loved.

>> No.67589549

I want to date festival feet

>> No.67589559

>>67589487
me too anon
me too

>> No.67594618

>>67586606
The menhera makes it better

>> No.67598701

>>67586606
Ok Mafumafu

>> No.67599633

>>67586606
I WILL!

>> No.67604736

>>67586606
Is this Mafumafu?

>> No.67605441
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67605441

>>67586606
>do NOT date vtubers
why? i want to get Haachama pregnant

>> No.67605841

>>67605441
Too late anon,

>> No.67605988

>>67586606
Dude, I'd date anything with a face and a torso. 2/10 down syndrome burn victim with no limbs, i'm down. Anything to end the loneliness. God what I wouldn't give to have a paranoid GF checking my phone behind my back to see if I'm cheating. Imagine having someone love you so much that they're worried about losing you to cheating. Being unloved makes me want to slit my throat.

>> No.67606408

>>67605988
That's abuse anon, not love

>> No.67606497
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67606497

>>67586606

>> No.67606662

>>67606408
not being loved is abuse. being lonely is abuse. my point is i'd rather be with an ugly psycho threatening to kill me, than be alone. I'd drown a million kittens for a 5 second hug with a girl.

>> No.67607414

>>67605841
women can get pregnant more than once

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67608370

>Tell people not to try to date Vtubers
>On a board full of contrarians
Hmmm

>> No.67608630

This is where you would put the speech about why people date celebrities from Sleeping Dogs

It's not about the girl or even the sex, it's knowing that you have something millions of others want but will never have

>> No.67608686

you don't date a chuuba for love
you date them for the immense power you will feel from cucking hundreds of thousands of incels

>> No.67608744

>>67586606
Don't worry anon, it seems I am unable to date any one.

>> No.67609535

>>67606662
hate to hit you with it anon, but you sound pretty pathetic

>> No.67609615

That's it, from now on I will only watch openly happily married vtubers.

>> No.67612494

>>67586606
why?

>> No.67612598

>>67608686
If she can lie to millions to thousands of people about her relationship status with fake GFE, there's a high chance she is fucking people behind your back.

>> No.67612669

>>67586752
male vtubers are a thing anon and trans tubers if your into that

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