/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyone who actually believes vtuber yuri kayfabe? Whenever I see clips like this I just roll my eyes and wonder if there's anyone retarded enough to fall for it. It's painfully obvious that they're only pretending to make their paypigs believe that they don't have a boyfriend.

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>>67571666
For me it's when they say during an offcollab or during some other stream that so and so vtuber coworker is so cute or beautiful IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even believe women can be real lesbians. it's a nice fantasy but by the same logic you might as well believe women can be men if you think woman can be homosexual

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>>67571758
With opinions on sex this retarded I guess I shouldn't be surprised troons got as much acceptance as they did

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>>67571666
Suisei and Miko are a married lesbian girlfriendwives.

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>>67571758
Being attracted to sexy female body is literally the only sexuality a human can have. "Heterosexual women" is just a cultural LARP and not a real thing in biology. The male body was never meant to be desired in a sexual way.

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>>67572086
you get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67572072
yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>67571965
The only people defending lesbianism are troons

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>>67571754
the only one i will believe this about is towa. she has a 100% pussy slaying rate. i can't think of a single member who met her irl and didn't gush about it afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

I never really thought you are supposed to "believe" it, its just supposed to be a cute fantasy. Much like vtubers themselves, nobody actually believes Bae is a rat or whatever but its cute and fun escapism so people like to suspend disbelief and go along with it.

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>>67573563
if you can distinguish between reality and fiction you don't belong here you fucking neurotypical
this board is for schizos only

[Anonymous No.]

The only one I watch enough in holo to actually believe she's lesbian is Kiara. That is it. All the other girls are either probably fucking men (Mumei we know is for sure but I don't follow RMs much at all), have fucked men, or will fuck men. And these men are not (You).

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>>67571666
The phony yuri pandering is cringe as fuck so I don't watch any of the girls that do it all the time

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>>67571666
The only one I ever believed sincerely is Noel and Flare but it seems like they either broke up or were extremely serious about taking it behind the scenes. It was just too realistic and corroborated by too many other members to have just been a giant LARP, plus some roommate info that happened that one time makes me believe it was genuine. I also believe Kiara is actually gay but not that she slept with any other vtubers. Matsuri is probably actually a bislut but that just makes her straight anyway. No one else really strikes me as genuine.

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>>67572086
Exactly
Het girls do not exist

[Anonymous No.]

When other holo girls say "Micomet is real!" it isn't meant to mean "THEY ARE FUCKING" but "wow, they actually are good friends outside of the streams!"
Some fans may interpret it in the former but thats not really what bae meant here.

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>>67572072
it's true wtf

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>>67573933
one thing men don't get about women is how much they think about their biological clock running out. even lesbians.

kiara isn't that young anymore. eventually she needs to decide whether she will grow old and die w/o ever experiencing child birth. Or end up with a late birth after her vtubing career flames out and become a slave to an autistic assburger who needs care 24/7

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>>67571666
Anon micomet are literally having sex as we speak

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>>67572086
>>67572122
>>67574979
Kek at the massive amounts of copium these yurischizos are inhaling.

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>>67575673
Anon we're able to abort Downies these days

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>>67575330
Like Hand holding?!?!?!?!?!

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>>67576091
Definitely.

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>>67573933
>>67574514
>kiara
Every time she yuribaits, it's painfully obvious she plays an over the top lesbian. She even forgets she's supposed to be gay sometimes and has to overcompensate by acting even more gay which just makes anyone that isn't autistic notice that something's off.
I guess that answer's OP's question since people are still falling for it even to this day.

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>>67573933
>actually believe she's lesbian is Kiara
lol

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>>67575970

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>>67572086
More like women don't care about sex in general and only use it as a means to an end.

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>>67574514
Matsuri is an extremely vulgar woman because she really finds it funny, but whenever she shows genuine affection she's way more shy, and her attitude completely shifts, which is where the glass cannon thing comes from, and with literally all men she's interacted we know she's just vulgar, or more polite but not shy or showing any of the signs she had when she liked someone, she may be bi, but that's just guessing
Being conscious of her talking horny when with men is pretty dumb

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>>67573933
Kiara is confirmed bi from an interview she once did that is still up if you google it. Just confirms to me that most of the people on this board know absolutely nothing about RMs.

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>>67577404
Protip:
Being "bi" has been the cool thing to do amongst the younger crowd recently, specially if they want to be popular. No shit she's going to claim that too.

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>>67577677
Oh I know, but my point is she's not lesbian even by the most charitable interpretation

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>>67576913
source?

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>>67577677
That also applies to being gay/lesbian, so all this really means is that people can claim things without really meaning it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67577677
>recently
>younger crowd
...

[Anonymous No.]

Miko is definitely gay and has said things and acted in ways to support this claim dating all the way back to her PL during her nicnico era.
Unfortuntely I don't believe Pekora was or that Suisei is.

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>>67578084
click on the arrow next to post number

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>>67578082
I agree with you, actually. I just find it amusing how some people are still deluding themselves into thinking she is.

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>>67574514
The yuri kayfabe is almost always a lie but how did that turn into some of them not liking girls? Even girls outside of hololive have talked about matsuri forcing her tongue down their throat not to mention her depression arc of being turned down by Sara, Marine was at an all girls school making her date girls and she was molested by an underage shion. Marine even has an unnamed member help her masturbate. Kiara is almost certainly not a lesbian but Reine seems down to ride. Kanata had a gay panic once or twice, and Miko had a similar experience. They aren’t lesbian but polka likes to kiss girls and okayu is the same she also likes to fondle them. Everyone knows about Kronii. There are other members as well that have gone on dates with girls or tried to go on dates with girls. Yuri kayfabe usually a lie but a lot of them would sleep with girls

[Anonymous No.]

It's the funniest shit ever that two girls can flirt, meet, touch each other for hours and say that thay love each other only for people to say that even the slightest amount of romantic affection between them is bullshit. I guess that they're "just friends" or that it's "strictly for business purposes" after all (which is also pretty much only a thing in Hololive).

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>>67579299
This is like history books that go out of their way to say that two women or two men living together until the day they died were just “really good friends”. It’s a cope as old as time to deny lesbians and homos exist

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>>67578321
You know this place is filled with newfags and catalog readers if they don’t even know basic facts like polka and miko being gay

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>>67579299
They’re entertainers though, they’re entertaining the fans just like idols do when they yuribait with each other

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>>67577079
The reason I mentioned matsuri is because of her thing with hoshikawa where she got on a Twitter space and cried after getting rejected and all the other stuff with that.

[Anonymous No.]

Something that needs to be pointed out is that any girl who enjoys BL and talks about it is definitely into men, maybe not exclusively but it's an obvious fact that people often miss when it comes to these discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

it's kayfabe for a reason. There's nothing bad about playing into it.

[Anonymous No.]

lol yeah sure, someone who has been exposed to be into men is a lesbian. Whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>67580197
>any girl who enjoys BL and talks about it is definitely into men
Lfuckingmao what the fuck is this cope?
Irl men are fucking disgusting.
Anime boys having sex is delicious.
Anal sex smells like shit and irl men have disgusting hairy bodies.
I only like women irl but I love yaoi more than I love yuri.

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>>67580714
>Anime boys having sex is delicious.
Please say sike

[Anonymous No.]

>>67580894
Sorry anon, life made me a fujo.
Women like to watch men having sex.
Men like to watch women having sex.
It's just nature.

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>>67580714
Closet-anon…

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>>67580714
Yeah I’m sure you like “women” irl

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>>67581138
Trannies should an hero themselves and get the fuck away from vtubers

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>>67578321
Miko and Suisei are constantly all over each other, online and offline. It's almost 24/7 yuirbaiting and that seems a bit too much for kayfabe. Considering how gay everyone knows Miko is, doesn't it seem unlikely that Suisei would play along this much? Would she do that to her theroretical boyfriend? Or even Miko, would she really behave like this if Suisei was just a friend? Doesn't Miko have somebody else who would get jealous? Would she torture herself like that a with a one-sided crush?
No.
The more you think about it, the more you realize how much mental gymnastics it takes to deny that micomet is real.

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>>67581249
Suisei needs a scapegoat after her Sakuma yab

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>>67578321
>acted in ways to support this claim dating all the way back to her PL during her nicnico era
Do you not know? I would mention something but I am afraid you won't get my reply back because Jannies have banned me for 2 weeks before for discussing Migo's roommate

[Anonymous No.]

Most of it is fake but just statistically at least some of them are gay.

My money's on Matsuri, Marine (disaster bi), and Noel & Flare

(outside of the extremely obvious ones like Kiara and kson)

[Anonymous No.]

>>67581409
Post it so i can see how stupid the shit you are going to try and say is, bitch.

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>>67571666
I believe that Kronii and IRyS fucked
I also believe that Kronii and Fauna fucked
I also believe that Kronii and Kaela will fuck next time they meet

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>>67581447
Isn't Nerissa openly bi?

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>>67571666
miComet is not even doing yuri kayfabe, tf you talking about? Blame Bae in this case

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>>67571666
I have no doubt in mind my that Kiara and Lui are real lesbians. They just exude turbodyke energy.

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>>67571666
My opinion on this: chuubas will fuck anyone except their fans
And in the rare cases they fuck their fans, they are mentally ill and it will come to light

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>>67581457
Fine, Miko back in her NND days she mentioned having a boyfriend. But it didn't go anywhere considering distance and it was an online thing

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>>67581447
Matsuri is bi at best

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>>67581631
actually bi or internet bi

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>>67581631
Correct

>>67581447
If you’re not going to watch streams at least watch clips. How can there be a thread made entirely of people that have never watched a zatsu

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>>67581701
>miComet is not even doing yuri kayfabe
But they do.
They even spammed micomet collabs recently. It was never this bad before THAT happened

[Anonymous No.]

does Ollie eat carpet?

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>>67578321

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>>67582131
>Business partners
That’s always been the thing especially with miko having a blonde fetish

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>>67581701
just because they keep doing the business bit doesn't mean it's not yuribait

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>67581249
>yuribaiting
You don't even know what that word means.
Yuribait is literally what PekoMari did with their MV. It made newfags who never watched them think they're girlfriends when they're not.
Micomet never pretended to be girlfriends. They literally don't bait nor do yuri at all. People ship them for many reasons but not because they're yuri.
What Suisei does to Aqua is yuribait. What Aqua does to Okayu is yuribait. What Kiara did to Mori was yuribait. What Gura did to Ame was yuribait. What Kronii did to Mumei was yuribait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582131
TF are you talking about faggot. They were always like that. They always talk about how much they interact behind the scenes. It's just them being themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582131
They don't do any kayfabe. And they are not "spamming" collabs. They act the way they do with eachother and collab as often as they do because they like each other (whether you think it is friends or girlfriends is up to you) and they want to.
>>67582173
This is an example of Suisei yuribaiting which she doesn't do with Miko. Take note of how it is clearly a joke and she plays it up for laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

"Yuribait" is cope for people that hate the idea of their fake girlfriend not loving them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582155
No she fangirls over other women but takes dick at home

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>>67582131
They're fucking addicted to Palworld and it's not just Micomet, Fubuki is playing with them.
Micomet always did lots of stuff together ever since they got close 2 years ago.
You need to fucking watch streams before posting shit.

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>>67582310
Honeyworks MV was made my honeyworks.
Okayu reciprocated with aqua as well besides what okayu does to them can’t be considered bait
Gura to Ame??
Anon at least try to sound sane

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>>67582393
Basically this, and even if the fanbase ships them, they keep it to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582310
The end of the MV makes it clear it was all in Marine's head so if you were baited it's your own fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582310
>>67582320
>>67582393
>>67582499
Why are these people so upset? There’s been so much wrong shit in this thread but this is the most upset I’ve seen

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>>67582552
Are you serious? If you honestly don't understand how all the examples in that post and in your post are clearly yuri bait you are pretty stupid anon.
Honestly anybody falling for any of the EN yuribaiting is pretty pathetic honestly.

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>>67582310
this guy watches streams

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>>67582552
Ok, you're retarded.
>Honeyworks MV was made my honeyworks.
Yeah they had the chance to deny being in such a fucking faggy mv (they even had a child) but they didn't.
>Okayu reciprocated
Because that's part of the bait...
>Gura to ame
Are you memoryholing "amesame hot"? Gura was fucking obsessed with Ame and always tried to do shippy stuff with her.
>>67582660
Are you autistic? Those posts don't look upset at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67581409
>still believes the management rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582660
Micomet fans take the relationship very seriously, anon, and rightfully so. Also, all of those posts are objectively correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582657
anonchama... please use your brain for once in your life

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>>67581631
bisluts are straight. They just use women for clout and then leave them for the first guy who shows interest. They will never take a relationship with a woman seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you are gayer than these girls and it’s insane

[Anonymous No.]

>Ten pages of schizoposting
>Cute little image
>Into another 10 pages of schizoposting
Man /vt/ really does feel like the worlds shittiest cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>67583211
Based bislut haterGOD
>>67583225
Thank you

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>>67571666
It's possible but ask yourself why do you care? Stop caring. If someone is lesbian or straight that doesn't affect you or any of the fans, not in any real way. Some of you anons are worse than tumblrinas in how invested you get in proving or disproving the sexual orientation of performers behind characters.

The same thing happens with that masculine presenting girl in DEV_IS. Some anons have been constantly posting since the debut that she won't be able to keep the act up or keep up the masculine tone of voice. Now because she cracks her persona for humorous effect a few times they congratulate themselves that they knew she's actual a feminine girly girl. It's fucking insane and it's creepy how invested some of you get in confirming or refuting your headcanon. Some anons are actually worse than the worst of tumblr and twatter combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67581409
>no delivery

[Anonymous No.]

>>67571758
>>67572086
i think you two should breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>67572875
I've been called a tranny for saying I'm a dyke... Surely there's another lesbian here...?

[Anonymous No.]

these two are lesbians

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582660
Just /u/tards being obsessed with a ship where one of them is a confirmed straight female with a male oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>67571666
I think some vtubers are pretty suspicious, Reimu & Aia being some I believe to have actually liked their ships. There’s alot of lesbian and bi vtubers, I’ve seen literal marriaged couples on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582310
>You don't even know what that word means.
Their style being more subtle doesn't make it any less yuribait. It's even more yuribaitey than the other stuff you mention because it is more believable and undeniably far more effective. The amount of micomet fanart speaks for itself.

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>>67584129
>amount of micomet fanart
What does that have to do with anything?
You've never watched anime or played a game?
Ships don't get popular because of bait. They get popular because of chemistry.
Just check ao3, pixiv, whatever. The most popular ships don't have a single piece of bait in canon but people make do with headcanons. If they look good together, it's good enough.

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>>67583299
Woah woah woah buddy! We can't have normal, sane people posting on /vt/. Go back to where you came from and leave the retarded schizos in peace to delude themselves until they die. It's their only form of escape...

[Anonymous No.]

>lived with each other every single day for over 3 decades
>literally always work together
>never had boyfriends before
>play a LOT of yuri eroge/nukige
>strange fixation on siscon
>only like anime if it has "cute girls" in it
>bought each other matching rings
>mentioned being "married from birth" at least twice
>during MGS, when Liquid said, "Family can't mate with family," Fuwawa quickly turned to Mococo, who was completely deadpan and silent.
>Mococo shyly explains how sitting on Fuwawa's lap "sorta works, " "sometimes,"
>"It sure seems like Suri [doggie of the day] knows how to get away with being babied... like Moco-chan"
>Fuwawa invades Mococo's bed, and Mococo lets her hug her, absolutely no reciprocation, never!
>Mococo is always the small spoon - it's the law
>Confirmed that they cuddle when "It's cold."
>Fuwawa "tried" to touch Mococo's belly button the other day
>"FuwaMoco are NEVER divorcing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>67583211
Rose and Rosie prove you wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>67579584
>muh historians say
That's the biggest meme and cope that came from pro-LGBBQ fags. I can't believe you actually took it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67583531
>into vtubers
>calls themselves a lesbian
Statistically speaking you’re more likely to be a trannie than an actual dyke

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584384
This is fucking creepy. Get genuine help immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67576404
>and has to overcompensate by acting even more gay which just makes anyone that isn't autistic notice that something's off.
That's Kiara in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67582228
>entertainers are good at acting
We already know, anon. No need to post all these examples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584428
Sure anon, gay men existed in Greek and Roman times than magically disappeared to then appear again in recent times

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584477
what do you get out of this? you're coping over a lesbian being into hololive yuribaiting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584576
>than magically disappeared
Being executed will result in your disappearance, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67571666
Japanese are really good at kayfabe, when man do it it's funny, but im pretty sure the women watching it are horny ass hell just like us

[Anonymous No.]

How did Japan produce such a homosexual society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584129
They literally just act like good friends who are super comfortable around each other, hang out a lot, have inside jokes, have supported eachother through stuff... They never once themsevles do anything to imply they are lesbians or fucking each other. They don't do any of the typical yuribating stuff like seen in most of the clips posted here
>>67582228

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>>67571666
UwU it is kayfabe again? Why, it has not been since the reign of the lavender pillow... takahashi dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0wqHTiEeaA

[Anonymous No.]

Mohammedans don't look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584762
Lesbians are sexy and still sleep with men. Gays aren’t welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>67585156
we don't sleep with men but if it makes you feel better about your oshi not fucking you then good for you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67585156
>Lesbians are sexy
not irl ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584971
Scary to think her Miko plan was already in motion back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67585271
Only the prettiest girls get to be accepted into Japan's lesbian circles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584775
Every single time they say "business" they yuribait. You can pretend not to get it all you want, but most people understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67571666
>happens completely offline
>kayfabe
lol

[Anonymous No.]

If I start posting Hololive crackships, will ACK show up and start posting on /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67584971
she played the long game and she won

[Anonymous No.]

>>67588394
do not summon that foul demon

[Anonymous No.]

>"Kayfabe"
>"happens offline out of character in front of their coworkers"
Stop using terms you dont know what they mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>67587670
>They explicitly don't yuribait
>This makes it yuribait
Anon, are you ok?

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Some of y'all really need a reality check

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>>67584384
Usually the incest stuff is always like clear memes or playing it up but I unironically think these two just fuck each other. Like they really really give off some weird vibes with how they act.

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What do you mean yuribait?
Those are just plum blossoms. And for no reason at all, just like those stars.

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>>67587670
>but most people understand
Yeah, they understand that they explicitly yuribait like in your screenshot because they know it attracts the yuricrowd. That's literally what yuribaiting means.

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Doesn't matter if it's kayfabe or not. It's hot, and it makes for good fap fodder. See also "Nekomata Okazu"

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>>67572904
towa is also one of the few members who genuinely thinks something or someone is cute when she says theyre cute. most girls like to throw around the word "cute" mindlessly despite not being sincere about it

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>>67583299
I'm not reading all that faggot

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>>67590656
Anon I've been saying this for a while and I got called a nigger for it

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>hang out together offline
>we don't hear about it unless other people bring it up
>YURIBAIT

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>>67572904
>>67594567
>towa
>almost got aloe'd for having a male in her room and lying by saying it was a manager, getting her suspended
She's ramrod straight. Not even a bislut.
Also loves playing with males.
She yuribaits like fucking crazy, it's pathetic.
Kenzies are the most delusional fanbase.

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>>67588827
I think it'd be fun to show the "schizos" here what REAL mental illness looks like.

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/u/fags, specifically micometfags are the blight of this community
I don't remember even PekoMikofags being this bad

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>>67596023
Lol
Lmao even

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>>67590656
/u/sisters, our response?

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>>67571666
Did you even watched the clip? She says that they're "real" in the sense that they are indeed extremely close to each other as one would expect, not that they're fucking

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>>67581701
>miComet is not even doing yuri kayfabe

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>>67598298
You know this is an edit made by fans right? Are you retarded?

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>>67598588
You know there's a reason they made that pose right?
But sure, here's another instance of yuribait

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>>67590656
source?

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>>67598298
>>67598905
Cute and canon

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So wait is NoeFure yuri bait?

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>>67601098
no theyre genuinely hyper ultra close with each other and have promise rings, Flare just got tired of being labeled as an accessory to Noel so they agreed to stop the on screen shit

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>>67595362
https://files.catbox.moe/x9vjjs.m4a
here's towa literally saying she likes girls and dislikes men

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>>67596023
PekoMikofags are still worse now

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>>67596023
t. pelomikofag

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>>67602261
lol
lmao even

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>>67579616
Those are the same newfags who thought Pekora only met Miko post Hololive
What do you expect?

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>>67595362

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>>67577079
With the other girls, I can see the yuribaiting being at least partially made up for attention, but if Matsuri is actually faking being a bifag then she should be starring in fucking j-dramas, not vtubing. Shit like this is extremely hard to fake.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXN3I6biChM&t=43s&pp=ygUrbWF0c3VyaSBhbmQgbHVuYSB0YWxrIGFib3V0IHRoZWlyIGZlZWxpbmdzIA%3D%3D

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>>67597925
I know this seems unrealistic for you but there's nothing stopping young girls from just... having sex. They wouldn't do it with you but there's no reason not to do it with each other.

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>>67583211
God I’m so fucking tired of “bisexual” women. Honestly. Parading around how much they totally love women and want to do lots of sexy stuff with their cool totally not token lesbian friends and then they freak the fuck out when these lesbians actually make overtures at them and leave to raise two children with Chad in their god-damn cookie cutter suburban duplex with their rolls-royce and picket fence and fucking Fido. God. If you didn’t like me you could’ve just said that. If you were heterosexual you could’ve just said that you fucking bitch

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I don’t care if the girls are gay or not, yurifags obsessing over it should get the rope

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My sister is a lesbian (like a normal one, not a rainbow flag freak), and I've gotten really good at detecting lesbos from hanging out with her and her friends. I can tell you Towa is seriously giving me lesbo vibes. If Pekora is 0% gay, and Miko is 100% gay, Towa is like 80%.

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Towa is mentally ill

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>>67582660
>>67584129
If your post contain anything about micomet yuri baiting, micometfags will get defensive
I'm sure micomet has a good relationship behind the scene, but that doesn't mean they are not doing any yuri baiting that's less flashy/low profile
Just take a look at their covers such as Animal and Idol
Micometfags thought those two are retards who know nothing about how the "business partners" strategy " backfire", while in reality these two are considered as veterans in this industry
They most likely knew "business partners" strategy will bring more traffic
Even if they do not know that the business partners strategy will work so well in the beginning, I'm sure they are very aware of the effectiveness now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7jZYhnNBls

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Suichan, a true poet

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>>67603769
https://files.catbox.moe/x9vjjs.m4a
Can't remember where I found, but it's either from this board or /jp/
This sounds like Twa

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>>67604014
that's a lot of words to say it's just yuri without the bait

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>>67604354
She says her own name, and sounds like her, so it should be her

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>>67604384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Hpdvgt3DRrw_U-0R&v=9yBLZKFKXyg&feature=youtu.be
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=P3jt-_h-jGPwxnfA&v=4kCzI6xbQoo&feature=youtu.be
>These aren't yuri bait

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>>67581928
Anon that was just a joke because retards on NND kept pestering and asking her if she has any bf (mind you these retards are schizos because these retards bullied Miko out of NND). It's a known fact that Miko's a lesbian, even in a collab with Pekora pre-hololive Miko always had a big gay energy, she literally asked if Pekora's fine with having sex with girls and Miko asked Pekora if she wants to have sex with her or not https://youtu.be/zcs3mrrcKIA, plus she posted this pic of her and her past gf.

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>>67604678
Yes those aren't yuri baiting because it's just yuri and miComet's love for each other is genuine

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As with most things vtuber related, does it even matter if it's real or not? Its what we know so its real. The truth doesn't actually matter. Reality is not necessary.

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>>67605595
My bad, I didn't know I was replying to someone who got dropped as a baby

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>>67571666

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>>67581249
Jesus Christ, this is how you know fags in this board have never had any experience being friends, or being around, with women in their lives.

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>>67584384
I'm gonna need some timestamps

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>>67608017
>>67590656
They are all lesbians in that manga. You're trying too hard.

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>>67605514
The joke here is that all the rizz is Iroha's.

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>>67591840
>"for no reason at all"
It's called marketing, anon

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why do they make schizos so uncomfortable?

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>>67571666
aren't they a bit too old for yuri
that's a common teenage girl phase most of them grow out of

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>>67609488
lesbians dont just "grow out of it"

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>>67571666
actual lesbians wouldn't let it slip that they are, especially not as idols. any yuribaiting is purely to deflect from yabs, either ones that haven't been made public but can, or ones that have already happened. not saying there aren't actual lesbian vtubers, they're just not going to mention it, and especially not act horny around other vtubers

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>>67608925
i don't think marine is gay or bi, i thnk she's just constantly horny.

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Biologically, it's correct for women to love males, not other women

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>>67571666
People believe Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism and you think they won't believe in a lesbian couple?

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>>67571666
Tons of people believe in korone and okayu. I have bad news to them: it's all kayfabe.

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>>67571666
Counts on how gay the person is.

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>>67611533
>>67611626
Touch grass
If you think all these women are lying whores why are you still on this board

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>>67598905
>comedic moment during comedy stream of the year
if this is your evidence of yuribait then you're more dishonest than i gave you credit for

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That's right, there is nothing between them
all miComet shippers are delusional
you can find other things to shitpost about now
godspeed

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>>67611792
You think he watched the stream? lmao

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>>67591427
By their own admission they've been playing eroge together since they were 13.
I also believe they are genuinely committing incest, and when it's in real life, it is not cool.
Frankly everything about them is a gigantic red flag to me.

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>>67611725
By the way /r9k/ has been spamming here since the whole thing and raiding the place. It's been really easy to tell since they don't even know the most basic things about vtuber, like calling them VA's or some shit since no one does that

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Rivalry kayfabe > Yuri kayfabe

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>>67571666
the only one who has a boyfriend is you faggot

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>>67611893
>>67591427
Honestly those two are really fucking weird with that. Like it's not like normal yuri baiting or anything, it just feels really fucking weird with those two and I don't know how to put my finger on it.

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>>67576913
god i wish it was me.

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>>67571666
no but if I think their models are hot I like to imagine them rubbing their polygons together

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>>67612097
and the schizo reveals itself

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>>67612289
You know it's true.
1 Pekomiko stream is more entertaining than anything micomet did

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>>67613008
at least you admit you're a schizo

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>>67613157
Not everyone who has different opinion than you is a schizo

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>>67613432
>I unironically ship a pair dead for 3 years but I'm not mentally ill

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business yuri may be pretending but it's only because they haven't realized deep down that it's what they really want

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>>67613470
>dead pair
yeah okay. who's the real schizo here?

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>>67612097
>>67613008
>>67613432
I miss them so much...

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>>67613589
point me to the recent PekoMiko streams sir

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>>67613771
Point me to the recent good micomet stream sir

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[Anonymous No.]

>Miko moved on
>Pekora moved on
>Anon can't move on
If you're a fan of either or even both, you'd accept what happened and see they're better off now

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>>67611893
Incest IRL is cool when it’s the same sex.
Same sex = no pregnancy = no inbreeding.

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>>67571758
girls are cute(at least 2D..), if girls are hetero that's only because is coded in their DNA, besides our dicks we dont have anything at our favor

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>>67615089
>35p moved on
>nousagi can't move on

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>>67603072
You know Elsa and Anna are sisters right you mentally ill troon?
What's that supposed to prove?

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>>67601713
And you believed it?
Congrats, you got yuribaited!

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>>67571666
Do your reps

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All I know is that those who think micomet is yuri baiting are EOPs and catalogfags
If you actually watch thier stream or understand them you know they're literally just good friends.
Yuri bating is what OkaKoro or NoeFure do, like saying they've kissed or have couple ring or telling "i love you" to each other in a stream and shit
All miComet do is literally just collab and it's always about comedy. Never an unnartural yuri baiting story like others do, not even once. They've never even done a sleepover
If anything Suisei is yuribaiting with Aqua and Miko is doing with Haachama

[Circumcised dicks are ugly No.]

>>67572086
Lesbians and bisexual women literally do not exist. All women are straight and can only be straight. Plus, men's bodies and faces are hotter than women's bodies and faces, and it's not even close. The male body WAS and IS meant to be desired in a sexual way, and women DO only sexually desire men's bodies, not other women's. Men are for women and women are for men ONLY.

Stop being a self-hating troon or go join the other 41%

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>>67616354
I look exactly like Aruran on that art and I am deeply in love with Hakos Baelz.

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/r9k/ is funny when they post in threads.

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>>67577404
>>67577677
If bisexuals fuck both men and women why is the orgasm gap for bisexual women the same as straight women
Really makes you think

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>>67571666

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>>67617041
>FB_IMG

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>>67601713
Ah yeah, the APEX spammer and the male collaber who had one of the first male yab is a lesbian.
Makes perfect sense.

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>>67617957
Cope about the google image search chads

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>>67619095
Shut up tourist

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>>67608651
>in that manga

so are REAL entertainers, idols and VAs right?

a fucking manga really, that manga doing satire in the same industry you dumb fuck

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>>67599636
Hagure Idol Jigokuhen
>>67596735
>>67620514
The character in the image is a lady getting sour grapes possessive lesbian over another girl that she wants being in an actual relationship with another girl, it's in chapter 37 where she sees them fucking and comments that it's the
"real deal" and not "business yuri"

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Lil bro thinks manga is real life

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>>67620760
I've read the manga, but that's irrelevant

it's satire and it still accurately explains what business yuri is, stop strawmaning

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>>67621631
you're not familiar with Love Live fandom then, especially their VAs doing exactly what business yuri is, all those idol animes, literally the VAs did the same shit

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>>67571666
Real lesbians are raging bulldykes and FtMs. Even a bislut like Nihmune, with her harem of girls, is going to marry a guy.

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>>67572904
It's just damage control because she's an actual tranny

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>>67603585
Don’t worry, you’ll come around to Dick too, little less bean. Just seek out men that remind you of your father
>my dad left me as a kid
Then seek out black men