/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>66965524

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This is the anchor post for fics, it never gets used, but we post it anyway. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Luca Hong Kong Live Panel January 21: https://twitter.com/flyingmilktea/status/1737050517745050001
Claude bday merch releases January 21: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1746729648275456141
Luca at CosCos Suki February 25 (M&G): https://x.com/CosCosSuki/status/1742516154097418467
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Luxiem iPASS Volume 2 (Until Feb 5): https://twitter.com/ou_en_event/status/1743120691522912525
TCB Luxiem Book 2 and Vtuber Book 2 (Until Jan 31): https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=2261360
Liver Goods Vol 8
Hero and Villain VP
NijiMascot Vol 1

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxczy5I37BQ
Sonny Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc
Fulgur Duet Cover (Ren is there too): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb89QsZgHRs

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im kinda sad because of fairy leaving and purple dragon on the executioners block...demon MIA...but ill take it one day at a time and give lots of love to our boys...pio was very cute this morning and i look forward to seeing wife soon...too bad tlou2 perms couldnt come through but hopefully soon, im very curious how he'll react to abby

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>67169144
my image!!

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Thanks for baking
>>67169144
Cute pasta kindred... he'll return sooner or later, hope what he's cooking up behind the scenes is delicious! Ends are always a bit sad... but there's new horizons to look forward to

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I reached 40 pages of copypasta. I don't know why I do this to myself.
Would love for Shu to shit in my mouth.

Handcuffed to the bed.
Starved for days.
Vision blacking out
Mouth painfully dry.

Shu finally comes back to me. He pours water on my face. I look hideous with my hair flattened.
He squats over me. He still wears his sweet summer dress. Feminine. No panties. I see his dick hovering above my belly button. What's about to happen? Hopeful. Eye contact. He isn't smiling. His anal muscles start twitching. His dick is reddish, a little beat up. His anal muscles are more important just now. He gasps. His anus opens about the size of a 50p coin. A brown chunky sits in it. More pulsing of the anal muscles. The chunky starts to slide out. The smell is vile and it sends my penis flying.
An inch out, 2 inches, it cracks and falls. 2 inches of shit on my abs. More pushing. The other one is coming out. 1 inch, 2 inch. It's pearly brown. Bright golden brown like you'd see on a vivid TV screen. Explosion. It all shoots out at once. The second hard chunk hits me on the belly button, longer than the first. This one is covered in slime.
Shu exhales powerfully.
He moves from his squatting position on his feet to a straddle position on his knees. His dick against my shining cock.
Picking up the chunk. "You have to eat this. I'll give you some free papes but you have to eat this first; all of it."

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Vanta has appeared in Zali's stream, they're now MonHun together

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alban LOVE !!!!!!
noctyx LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!
>uki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6L1rhxVVc
>sonny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMLVl2Umwk
>alban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APisxRkqxig
>fulgur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebUx-yWfvO8

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>>67169972
i love your pastas but not this one. one million years of shame on you

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God the laugh at :25... This is the shit I miss about him so much https://x.com/llllll_lana/status/1748747448850198652

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaqgf08QPSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZtg26PdA6k
ver and ike

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noctyx started

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>we're the suicide squad
>that fits us perfectly

they have to be reading our suicide wave posts they have to be reading our suicide wave posts they're driving me crazy!!

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the boys are touching tips.....
alban gives head for only 5 credits....

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ike and ver grabbing asses at a party

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alban has the humour of a 5 year old boy

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uuuuu knovid holding hands

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knovid crumbs

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uki is an expert in this game

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>the company is homophobic
noctyx will not survive....

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wife.......your balls..........

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>i'm heavy as fuck
ToT my fat cat....

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alban got lost.....

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>country boys make do
aruban will shove a stop sign up his ass

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>i'm full of shit
AAAIIIIIEEEE STOP PANDERING TO MINTFAG

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ver gonna force another donut down ike

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they got the bees !!!!!!

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>he's pooping on luxiem in front of noctyx
MINTFAG DONT LOOK

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AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE STOP POOP TALKING

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alban dropped the soap....

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fuuchan shuffling

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alban wants to show his nuts to fuuchan

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knovid hate sex

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>>67184705
Hatesex where they eat each other's ass!

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>>67184847
they're both bottoms but they make it work

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noctyx suicide.....

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noctyx are friends and fuckers !
group orgy is real !!

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i'm growing fat on knovid crumbs

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bye ike and ver

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>>67186677
They're a comfy collab pair, I hope we see them again together

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fuuchan making alban relive his street rat whore days

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Fulgur knows a lot about animal sex, is he mintfag?

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alban is the violisko poster

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why did wife get a crying expression for his 3.0 if not to rapebait

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noctyx orgy is real holy s hit

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>>67186963
ver was saying earlier today he really likes ike and gets along with him and he hopes ike feels the same. the day will come again! i wanna see them both collab with hakka too at least once

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alban is a fat fuck ToT

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knovid no......

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>sonny pandering to scatfags
NOOOOOOOOOO STOP NOCTYX WHY

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STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. POOP!!!!!!!

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knovid lovers' suicide again

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alban got tentacle raped

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noctyx dick rubbing and nipple poking?

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i love noctyx man

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knovid bullying sani..

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oh they're gonna hang out after stream, aruban is quickly doing his ending teetee

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>>67190835
nevermind they hopped out of vc....aruban....

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uuuuuuuueeeeeeeee i love noctyx so much i can't even articulate how much i love these boys.
i hope they stay together for a long long time

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wife's mane-san was the same one in pomu's MV... he's also a whore..
wife asking LAM mama for a big ass...

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im worried for the others, but as long as wife is thriving and happy, i can stay strong. thank you for being our rock, wife.

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>use your big boy brain fuuchan
TOT RAPE

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RAPING WIFE FOR USING AN UWU VOICE

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it is now one hour past when wife was gonna go to bed. he loves talking to us too much

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claude is live with a zatsu

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saltburn mention

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claude is unarchiving this stream apparently

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claude's self-awareness is reassuring

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wow this is my first time properly checking out Claude and his voice is a lot deeper than I thought it was

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>things will work out
claude clawmark stop stealing my personality traits my identity is crumbling

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you've heard of "he's literally me" now get ready for "I'm literally him."

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>>67197147
his range varies a lot, his voice is deeper in zatsus and higher in collabs

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>>67197588
ah that makes sense, thanks

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willy jumpscare, clawson is real

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>>67198121
willy doko?

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>>67198183
sorry should've specified he was just in chat

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is there any sex art of claude

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>>67198395
there's a few by @C_H_E_N_404 on twitter but some of them look like uki kek

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>>67198980
claude has not been allowed juicy butt rights it seems

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Banana bread.

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we've entered the part of the zatsu where claude randomly regurgitates memes

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why the fuck is wife still rting clips kek...go to bed silly...

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Why did Clark private the Zatsu? I only caught the end of it

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>>67200899
he probably realized he was revealing too much private information. if anyone managed to record it you can go to the 2 hour mark where he talks about double fisting shu in public which was pretty intense.

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>>67201262

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>>67201262
I can confirm this is real.

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watching uki's vod and him trying to hold back his laughter while sonny talks about shitting himself is so fucking funny holy kek

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>>67201794
i feel like noctyx in general has been talking about poop too often lately...

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>>67202832
scat kyomie...

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violisko frustrated intercourse

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Man the luca event looks super high effort

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ren alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdIa0IJYM4Q

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pio soon

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Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDl4SKwJ2w

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wife sponsor live
https://b23.tv/PowCwDx

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgjkqbLLvaA
ver live

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Froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_unmiBWueY

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fulgur gallery soon

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ver panting like a dog

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wife is my cute little brother ToT

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>3 hour of sleep
Uohh loopy sleepy wife!!!

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my internet hates ver...the other boys' streams are running smoothly but his is buffering like mad

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>>67192579
Wait Kyo said it was his manager too, did that mean Pomu Fulgur and Kyo share the same manager or am I misunderstanding?

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>>67212914
and it's over... fuck.

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>>67212970
well if you need a bit of asmr he'll be back in 10 minutes with a handcam organizing ygo cards
i wonder if it was his internet though the stream did go down for a few seconds in the middle

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>>67212967
that's what i understood

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>>67212967
What a odd combo to work with. Two solid hands and than Kyo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvGKxQ-3wc
ver's new gloves

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>>67214053
You mean one solid hand. Fuuchan and then those two.

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>>67214123
an actual asmr video and not just roleplay

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>>67214563
>>67214053
hey now kyo's shaky hands is his best trait

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therapy husband with bourbon today <3

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>>67214670
Is really is ToT

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>>67214670
Ok fine, two solid hands and then the dead fairy

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huh

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>>67216595
It's pretty funny since Hazbin Vox and the other villains are the best part of that show so far. I now have two nickles

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just getting into ver's asmr about to nap. then he ends and goes to one of his lethal company vods at full blast...

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WIFE PLEASE NO...TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING

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>>67217204
What did he say?

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>>67217407
laughing about his short life expectancy T_T

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>>67215156
is he on crack all the time or is that what being 4'11 does to you

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>>67217438
Oh I thought he said something shocking, he does it all the time I'm used to it now kek

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he talked about poop again....

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POOP???? AHAHAHAHAHA WIFE YOU ARE READING ALL OF MY POSTS AREN'T YOU YOU WHORE

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>>67217685
Time to submit the next time auditions come around Mint, you can be his nepo hire

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>>67217836
Doxxing myself on 4chan on the slim chances that wife will nepo hire me into NijiEN. Anyways wife my Email is

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>>67218269
Lol, I am sure you could somehow implement some sort of code word and audition under a name like "Minty McSheep" and it might catch some eyes.

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>>67218355
I'm minty a sheep farmer, I use sheeps milk to make mint chocolate chip ice cream. But honestly minty is such a common fucking name for some damn reason, no way he would know it's me kek

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Wife wants a huge sausage

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Wife loves shibari…

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>>67220513
It's pretty visually cool even outside the kink context

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I just hope he's doing alright at this point

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>>67224294
Got a huge storm brewing over here right now in ol' Blighty. Winds of up to 80mph (128km/h) in some regions. Hopefully he's not near one of the heavily hit areas.

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>>67224612
fuck me man why must everything go wrong for my husband...

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>>67224758
Aside from the obvious things being impacted; (public transport links, social events) some areas are losing energy via old powerlines being blown down, others with limited to no mobile signal. Hopefully no sheep getting blown away on the highland hills either.

I am sure Vox will be fine. Demon after all.

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>>67225147
Possibly fine since if nothing's happening in the carrington area then

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Main thread's on fire (as is the usual for these hours), does anyone wanna talk about ryona and/or some light gore/bloodplay?

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>>67226187
Three of the four women I've dated in my life have been into knife play. Explain to me this, educate me Kink-dred

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>>67226449
I was always into it in a fascinating sense (and only in fiction). I liked looking at it, but I wasn't really INTO into it. Not as much as someone with a fetish. I've always liked seeing men be tortured. Something about their screams just gives me a nice comforting feeling and it's almost addicting, but I started getting more into ryona because of [long tragic anime backstory that requires an entire episode to explain]. Like, it's been at the front of my mind more often now. You never really see male torture out there. Horror movies, hentai, regular manga, it's always women. So now I've been thinking about ryona and everything under that umbrella because in my opinion it doesn't get talked about or drawn as much or in high quality like female pics. I'm not sure about real life knife play if that's what you mean. I don't like pain. I just enjoy seeing it be inflicted upon men : >

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>>67226776
>I don't like pain. I just enjoy seeing it be inflicted upon men
You should watch Deathmatch Wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiTYGSPNPM

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Claude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvnIiyYkYJM

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>>67218539
when you get in diligently show up to every single totsu and in every single collab make some sort of milking joke but don't actually say anything until your 3rd year anniversary where you go up to wife and reveal you were the scat fetishist from 4chan years ago

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>>67227100
Whoa :0 that's pretty brutal. Very fascinating, but I only like it in fictional settings. Not just because I know it's not real, but I mostly like the development of getting to know a character so seeing them tortured later feels more fulfilling. Kind of like how sex scenes in BL happen after the characters get to know one another (most of the time, heh) or how seeing a home cooked meal fall on the floor feels worse than seeing some McDonald's fries fall on the ground. Thanks for showing me this though, I could use it as reference for more realistic blood splatter and blood dripping patterns.

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>>67228404
Wrestling is all about narrative too. Not everyone jumps to nails and barbwire for a reason. However the Deathmatch stuff is very much just violence for violence sake. Mick Foley famously lost an ear in one. As for visuals, yeah. I think in Japan there is a law related to how blood is visualised in animated media, which is why it's so much more... Ripe? It's a lot more fluid and almost pulsating.

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>>67228620
Yeah, the violence for violence sake isn't for me. I prefer something like a horror movie (which is funny since I used to hate horror) where there's character development first. Unfortunately all of those have women in torture. Hard to find anything with men in it, so I gotta make my own.

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>>67229002
I mean the SAW movies have a mix of both. But they get comedically evil by the 3rd

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>>67229070
Ah, I've actually been meaning to watch the Saw movies. I want one of the boys to do watch alongs of horror movies for Halloween. Or any month, really. Sounds like they milked the series hard if it gets too comedic as the movies go on. The only horror movies that seem to interest me nowadays are psychological horror. Hmmm....I should rewatch the Martyrs/Lighthouse stream with Vox and Ike. I hope they do another horror watch along someday. One of the best collabs I've ever had the pleasure of watching.

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>>67229297
Oh the first movie is fantastic. Features two men in the most miserable situation.

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>>67229399
Delicious. I'll give that a watch during one of my next days off. Thanks!

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>>67225147
I never thought about sheep blowing away…that’s sad

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death....

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>>67232847
We need a grim reaper boy in EN. Or something related to death. I'm so tired of human boys.

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>>67233208
believe in gatekeeper boy

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Why is Ike's sponsor at 1am....

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>>67235149
Holy shit it’s at 7 am his time. This means he’ll get a goodnight’s sleep and wake up early in the morning, surely he won’t just be awake all night long.

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>>67235517
>>>>>>>>>>>implying

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Shu in Claude

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>>67235746
Hot.

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>>67235746
Clawmino, my favorite lesbian ship

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seriously where the fuck is vox...hes clearly capable of collabing...we cant even get a single community post or tweet from him about ANYTHING. in the past its always been illness, family, holidays, traveling, project, drama, whatever, but now its not even anything at all...im sure he has his own reasons but im saddened and a little frustrated.

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>>67236309
Same... The only thing I can think of is that the work made him take a break but he really needs to give us at least an update, because I'm starting to get concerned that something happened to him..

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>>67236309
Yeah, it feels a bit cold to keep popping up on collabs but not even take 2 mins to tweet or do a short members post.

He seemed to really be enjoying the GTA RP, and the last members’ stream was really nice, so fuck knows what’s going on

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>>67236309
Are you worried about him? That's kinda parasocial of you, anon.

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>>67235746
Nice.

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willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmwmObKRYNE

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anybody got claude's unarchived vod

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claude's actual birthday stream is tomorrow right? wonder if i'll get my claude and wife crumbs

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>>67240299
He’s considering just streaming all the way through until tomorrow (with a break for the gym, kek)

Any attempt at asking him what he’s planning for his birthday stream has been met with him being awkward and disinterested in it, it seems like he doesn’t really want to do anything big for it

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>>67240599
flashbacks to wife's first birthday... feesh suggested custom valo. it'd be nice if he just had a small totsu or even a zatsu with just his chat. vtuber birthdays are more for the fans than anything else after all

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>>67241909
Demon waking up all frazzled and frantic, panicking that he’s late

Realises it’s a day off and snuggles back in to bed with you

Mnn I miss him

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>>67242068
Since I have off tomorrow I might as well get the cytube running with some vods...

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claude actually planning his birthday stream tomorrow, good

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>>67242316
It’s 1am and I should sleep before work tomorrow but insomnia is hitting so I’ll probably pop in if I don’t fall asleep

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i love this little housewife
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1749219230535266361

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>>67244257
whore !!!!

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>>67245541
Speaking of cleaning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syf2_A4ze-8

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>>67247991
wtf these brothers are whores.....

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sonny brisko in 5 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62wBlkCPQJk

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tomorrow for sure.mp4
bet he won't even have a pov. Though merry is pretty based so I hope he asks what the heck he's been doing

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THE WHORE IS BACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ZFhUr_-SQ

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vanta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlue_84kJ0

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>>67254998
Clawmino moment ruined...

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magnet never

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uuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i miss alban

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sonny brisko stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62wBlkCPQJk

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sonny loves raw men inside him

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>>67267253
he's just like me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu-ipeeB0x4

Fuu theme-song

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>>67254679
rape

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>>67254680
Storms reached 100mph, with most of Scotland and Isle of Man suffering the brunt of it. Wales and England appear to be on a clear path. Some minor flood warnings. We'll stiff up a lip and be fine by Tuesday.

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>>67269351
Most of the central areas of the U.K. weren’t really affected though, only coastal and Scotland really seemed to have it bad. Worst in my area was my wheelie bin blowing over and sone rubbish blowing in to my front garden

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Hnusbnad

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Vanta jumpscare alive

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>>67273229
You know for a fact that Vanta, Bandages and Claude are praying for new fits

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missing wife

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>>67273843
I want bandage to get an outfit like picrel

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>>67273229
he looks like he fits right in

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Merry setting up lethal rn so demon soon

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>>67276149
God same. Pero pero to Zali tummy

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>>67273843
I hope Zali keeps his slutty waist though even in a new outfit

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i think

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Merry got the time wrong so he's just talking about niji boy ships

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gonna play some games call me when demon is on screen

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Husband…so close…yet so far….where is him?!!?

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>>67280310
Him and willy are having sex in the other room

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>>67280391
Delightful, I hope he fills that little twink up like a twinkie

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>>67280478
seems like it given that they're taking their sweet time

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Vox in

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WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON
SHAKES HIM
SHAKES HIM
SHAKES HIM

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Willy and vox had such hardcore sex that willy got ko'd

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wife playing refind self! i'm glad he wasn't deterred by it being popular

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>>67282491
Fuuchan finally getting over his hipster shit? He really is leveling up.

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willy recovered from the sex

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>>67282977
He's becoming too strong...if he becomes any less hipster hes going to start playing chillas art games

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I love how Vox can fill a silence…I worried it was getting a bit awkward when Merry went off to piss up a tree and FeFe called him Daddy but our silly demon managed to make a tangent about beehives, of all things…

God I have missed him ;_;

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>>67282491
BUT WHAT ABOUT CITIZEN SLEEPER

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Vox praising Willy again
Be careful Demon, he’ll make a mess of himself

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>>67283546
same... I'm just gonna cope and say that he has a lot of stuff on the horizon for us and I'll continue to wait for him

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>>67282977
or he reverse hipster'd it... he's only playing it now that everyone's moved on. suika game is next

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It’s been over an hour but I’m still stuck on Demon describing his slight sweaty smell and deodorised balls

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>>67285546
reminder that his demon sweat smells like perfume

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I missed demon so much

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>>67285942
That’s nice and all but I enjoy a nice man musk

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>>67287154
What if it's musky perfume

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>>67285942
oh the brainrot is coming back

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>>67285942
rero rero rero rero rero rero

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>>67287179
In that case, kanpai

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>>67287324
I just headcannon that his sweat smells like blazing mr sam/his solid perfume and go wild with that

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why is my husband so silly aagn

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demon and willy talking about animal sex

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They left vox for dead

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Willy being raped by dogs

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willy's body is worth 5 bucks

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Otsu Willy! The collab was so much fun! Glad he's streaming with not new people cause he said he wanted to be more social. Zali woke Willy so he's not super late for his stream! Krisis calling each other so they're not late for stuff is really sweet. Krisis love <3

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>>67287389
Both of those smell good but I’m still a good old fashioned sweaty musky boy smell enjoyer. I head cannon he smells like a mix of BMS & sweaty musk (and I will buy a vial of it like he was a Roman gladiator and I will drink it)

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>>67287154
reminded me that before I never understood people who liked the smell of musk until my partner had a brief time having a very noticeable smell that drove me crazy and from then on I found out I am weird

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I wanna be his little minion so bad it makes me look stupid

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This fanmade claude fig is nuts https://x.com/hasenyx/status/1749258738647597489

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>>67294407
Pheromones

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>>67295505
they made the boots a bit better kek

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>>67295505
That looks so good

PioPio is live and hacking our minds

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZnXp8R8z-5c

I listened to some of his PL NSFW ASMRs again recently and I need him to hack my guts

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>rebecca
oh no

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>>67296824
I hate that I can't watch vtubers play games I already have played myself. I love mindhack and if it came out complete 10 years ago I would have been obsessed with it. Glad that pio's showing it off to more people.

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>>67296895
I’ve never seen or played it and I’m too sleepy to really follow it but I’ll probably watch the Vod back when I’m more awake because it sounds interesting

He’s doing some amazing voice acting. Go Pio pio!!

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>>67295505
Hotglue.

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Zali schedule

…from a quick search Language Week seems to be a celebration of linguistics? I wonder what he’ll do for this, it sounds interesting

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>>67297506
If he's doing every released chapter I wonder what he'll do in chapter 3. I think he'll be great there. There's also a cultist schizo in this game too.

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>this is a heavy game
You don't know the half of it pio

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Pio is playing the schizo of the game

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>>67296610
is it pheromones unironically

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>>67296824
I like listening to the one's where he's Akira since it's the closest to his regular voice and just imagine that it's pio

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kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8AvL5x9XD8

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>>67302004
>opens stream
>"IS CORN BAD FOR YOU?"
never change

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claude birthday waiting room up yay

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>>67306348
what's mr. president got planned today

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>>67306553
he wanted something chill, probably browse his birthday tag and then games with whoever is available

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clawman bday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQ_2YDS1VA

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arubaaaaaaaaan
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1749613536236446035

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>>67311204
project sekai!

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>>67311204
silly boy

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>>67311407
needs rape to fix mistake

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>>67311766
he's only 5 years old be gentle

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i still haven't wrapped my head around the sheep who works for NASA and updated wife on their rocket launch. what do you mean i share a hobby with people like that

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>>67312648
got it, the rape will be gentle

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claude is very scared to break any rules

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gn

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willy in claude totsu, clawson my beloved

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anyone got any ao3 smut recs? i like noncon and boys with pussy

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>>67317301
it's not non-con but there's incest
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14599284/chapters/33741804

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I love these goofy babes being goofy baby daddies

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I always get the urge to rip my heart out when they talk about anime and manga. I want to talk to them about Usogui and Devilman and Red and Saint Seiya and Bastard and Banana Fish and many, many other things...

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claude pretending he's not a filthy ABO reader

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Babies know the state of the world and they want out

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>>67312795
There's also a sheep who's a paralegal too, wife has a lot of professionals who watches him

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>>67321809
it's wild to know there's an omegaverse anime coming out this year, I love the manga

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claude in krisis real

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>>67324851
Claude should've debuted with them honestly

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>>67325581
between him and zali they could've sung their own debut song then

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Main is insufferable but I'm glad we have the boys to guide us through these trying times.

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>>67324851
He'd have suited the scrapped model x10 more than whatever the fuck he is now. Could have had the girls as an isolated pair

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Vanta
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta/status/1749704666504634409

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>>67328027
He hasn't played undertale but does he know about the different endings? Might be a fun watch regardless to see how Vanta reacts to the various boss fights but a big part of the undertale's charm is experiencing the subversion of expectations for the first time.

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>>67325964
I need Krisis to at least do a cover of superduper and for Claude to do a desire cover
>>67327698
They need claude in TTT otherwise it would just be a charisma blackhole, they're both so boring

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>>67330594
Forcing Krisis to explore each others bodies for my own entertainment (it would not take much force at all they are very willing)

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>>67331059 (me)

Actually, Willy would be nervous and Vanta would be resistant, but once Zali starts whispering comforting words in their ears - a bit of licking and biting their ears too - they soon come round to the idea

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>>67330488
I mean one of the hires just outright disappeared. Basically killed her channel

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auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RJZAJHzIjM