/baubau/ - FUWAMOCO General

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Special Powers Edition

Previous Thread >>67043226

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TROUBLESOME WOMAN

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i love fuwawa

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Oh gosh, mococo is just like you guys

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sneeze graduation....

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>>67065932
Fuwawa told her to do this
Gotta get that sneeze tax dosh

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she's going to actually start muting kek

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Poor Mococo.
We need to headpat her extra now!

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Why is she like this. She sees the hundreds of "no we love your sneezes" comments
She's ignoring them
Why is she so mendokusai

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I CAN FIX HER

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Have the number sneeze tax SCs gone down or something? Is that why they're bringing this up?

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めんどくせぇ

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It's cause of that fucking japanese comment i'm so pissed

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>yfw mococo starts muting the mic when sheneeds to sneeze

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THAT FUCKING JAPANESE COMMENT AGGRHAGAGH

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THEIR WOMBS
I NEED TO BREED THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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THEY'RE BRINGING UP THEIR EGGS AGAIN

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Who is complaining about the sneezes? How much of a fag do you have to be?

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>>67065988
>>67066016
FUWAWA YOU SUCCUBUS

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baby fever....

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>>67066016
They mentioned that they saw some japanese comments that thought it was weird they don't mute their sneezes

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>>67066026
Japan has fallen...

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i have never cared for the sneezes
i dont dislike them, i'm not fond of them, i'll say "bless you" all the time but it was never something i cared for a lot, sorry

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Imagine praising child abuse, nice

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>>67066019
>>67066026
Their fucking yellow fever is getting out of hand

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>>67066009
>>67066019
there was more than one JP egosa Tweet saying it's weird
I checked after they mentioned it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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they used to do watchalongs of this show

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Their wombs are crying out to me again...

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>>67066026
We need a fatman right fucking now

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THEIR WOMBS

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THEIR WOMBS ARE ACHING

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They're stopping the sneezes all because of that damn Japanese comment. I'm so fucking pissed.

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THEY WANT PUPPIES AND THEY WANT THEM NOW

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>>67066108
so true oomfie. if you don't put your kid on a couch with an ipad and just leave them there until they're 18 you're doing something wrong

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>>67066088
It's one of Mococo's only personality traits, think of what you're saying.

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did a different vtuber talk about this show before or am I mixing vtubers up with my former japanese teacher

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THEIR WOMBS ARE THINKING FOR THEM

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I WILL GIVE THEM 2 SOCCERTEAMS OF CHILDREN

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>straight up saying they think about what if fuwamoco had kids
holy. fucking. shit.

>BRINGING UP THE SOCCER TEAM PUPPY THING
WHAT TEH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK??????????

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Chances are they're planning to "stop sneezing" and then when they're "surprised" by everyone being sad about it they're going to make a big show of canceling their decision.
They like foreshadowing stuff like this streams in advance.

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they got the baby rabies, i will breed them

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>>67066113
I'm sure there was more than 1 but the point is more that it's entirely a JPfag thing and the western side doesn't care

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>cat ladies
it's over...

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HOLY SHIT FUWAWA

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>In the end, cats are good too.
No...

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I CAN SAVE THEIR WOMBS

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what the fuck is going on

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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Holy fuck they're actually talking about wanting kids...

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How can we get Mogogo to not mute her sneezes. I will comity sudoku if she starts muting because of that one Japanese bastard.

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>dreaming about eating pussy again
Dammit Fuwawa

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>>67066019
>>67065989
If they actually start muting because of that comment I'm going to be pissed

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The puppies in their wombs? All me.

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Loki used to be such a badass name until marvel

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They are always progressive modern women until they find the very specific thing that triggers what nature intended all along.

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why did they bring that up

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you heard them, wuffians. they want to get pregnant. and you're not doing anything about that! i thought you loved them...

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>>67066218
yeah with me

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>>67066113
holos not muting sneezes is nothing new, I'll take it as a positive thing, to mean that they're reaching complete tourists who are not familiar with even holoJP

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>>67066257
I’m sorry Fuwawa…

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>>67066256
baby fever too strong and they unironically use their chat as a surrogate relationship

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>>67066121
really? are there archives? would love to check them

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>>67066256
You know exactly why.

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that looks like a sunset, not sunrise....

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great, now the brainrot coomers will never stop with the womb plap plap comments
thanks fuwamoco

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My walk photo was so cool and nicer than this one even... why didn't it get chosen bros..

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>>67066137
I will kill all the japanese.

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what the actual fuck am i suppose to think
at first i was surprised they just outright said they thought of having kids

but to fucking REFERENCE THE
>enough puppies to have a soccer team
from WAAAAY BACK when i thought that was an off-handed comment that wasn't actually talking about kids
does anyone have the stream or soundpost of "a puppy or two?" holy fuuck
>>67066256
DUDE I DONT FUCKING KNOW MY MOUTH IS AGAPE
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY JUST TALK ABOUT THIS RANDOMLY ON THEIR MORNING SHOW?????

ISNT THIS STRAIGHT UP ALSO ADMITTING ANY TIME THEY TALK ABOUT "PUPPIES" THEY DO MEAN KIDS

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AAAAAA THEY ALREADY DID THIS
FUCKING HOOMAN/NOVELITE

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>talks about wanting kids
>extremely horny not that long ago
>question asking how long they can hold their breath
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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A puppy or two? No. An entire soccer team.

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>>67066325
You’re welcomed wuffian

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>How long can you hold your breath
They must know, right?

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fuwawa won this previously, right?

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Imagine Mococo trying to hold your breath and you put your hands near her waist and pretend to tickle her

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>>67066257
How do I enchant an onahole to teleport my semen into their wombs?

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>suddenly we want to impregnate these hags

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>>67066369
:D

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holy shit, I'm fucking weak

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>>67066390
I don't even know

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Fuwawa would make for a good sniper.

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>>67066256
Because they gave up on children/relationships when they decided to be idols, they're telling us so we understand this.
The Ruffians are their surrogate husband's, and EN4 will be their surrogate daughters.

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066338
*flies in ur path*

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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wuffians..
raffians...

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066163
It probably was your teacher, this show is actually relatively well known. Although I wouldn't say it's mainstream, a fair amount of non-weebs have heard of it. It even got a parody sketch made about it on SNL a year or two ago.

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I'm ngmi. My lung capacity is shit.

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>>67066019
We will never be truly free unless we destroy the Japanese

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>tweet your thoughts
my mind is actually broken
do i fucking tweet about the section of them wanting kids? thats all i can think about
what the fuck am i suppose to telll them
straight up say the ruffians will provide them with kids??? oh my godddddddddddd WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE PURPOSE OF THAT SEGMENT AHAHAHAHA

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>>67066517
45 seconds here

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>>67066390
im clueless, explain
>>67066395
yeah, moco-chan didnt want to do it that time though

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>>67066369
how is holding breath related to that?

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I can't get over that baby fever moment. Fuck, my dick. I NEED to impregnate them.

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>baby fever
>breath play
This episode is too much Ruffians I'm gonna fucking explode

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>they suddenly talk about wanting kids opening the flodgates for the coomers imagination
Forget about next thread will be better, next month threads will be better

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>>67066550

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066550
You're pretty cute, anon

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there you go, JP stream

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Sex!!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE TWO!!!

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They're being botted again?

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>>67066591
IM GOING MENHERA

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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So we're 95% getting a watchalong of mind craft, right?

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hey they finally said it in english, still not sure why they refused this entire time.

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>unarchived karaoke AND a JP stream.
Oh boy

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>>67066517
I manage 1 minute 39, ganbarre Ruffian.

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>>67066614
God I wish I had botfag's money to SC them with

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>They're telling us about the Japanese stream after all the bitching /here/ yesterday about them avoiding it

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they are playing dreamcast and gamecube and they made it JP onry? I WONT MENHERA

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>>67066591
It only took them an entire week. Hopefully, next time, they will say it immediately and get better about communication.
I will kill all the Japanese.

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they have 1 chance remaining to explain the takoyaki stream in english
if it doesn't happen after the karaoke then it'll be the first stream which is completely unknown to EOPs

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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>>67066576
You mean the birthday/valentine's month?

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>>67066576
Valentines
Depending if Fuwawa amps up the temptress in her even next months threads won't be good

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they're gone...

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>>67066676
they literally just explained it in english

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>>67066676
they already explained it

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>>67066592
the only thing I could find was holding your breath when orgasming but I don't know if it's something that simple

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They need an endcard with their NY outfits

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>>67066412
>suddenly

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No... come back... the voices...

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i'm going to rewatch that kids segment holy shit
we need soundposts of every single thing in it
what the fuck
is this their version of okayu mode? basically just telling us we're the only ones they'll have to rely on for procreation

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>>67066735
yeah but i prewrote that shitpost and didn't feel like wasting it

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>>67066676
>it'll be the first stream which is completely unknown to EOPs
Lol, we've had a ton of JOP streams already.

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>>67066760
blowjobs, anon

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well back to watching terraria, have a good day ruffians

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Another fwmcmorning, another day getting distracted by /baubau/ and not knowing if I was an esr.

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Them talking about wanting kids has me worried they will graduate in the near future...

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THEY LOVE US AND WANT TO BEAR OUR CHILDREN

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I had my first dream about FWMC this week. We were competing against each other on the show The Amazing Race. We were in an airport in Africa waiting for a bus, and Mococo was humming Dango Daikozoku, so we ended up talking about VNs. Then we went on a safari and I held her hand. I got eliminated from the show at the end. Has anyone else had a dream about them?

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they love us...

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my brain is mush

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70 streams
On average, 10 ESRs per stream
700 ESRs
Never me

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>>67066810
you are anon you are...

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>>67066661
I'm glad they finally did! They should have done it last Saturday, but oh well.
I guess it's a good thing they're /here/ cause no one else will give them any constructive criticism

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Give them puppies. NOW.

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>>67066810
You were, they said your name clearly

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Jesus fuck, this episode will go down as the one that finally got me. They knew exactly how to get my ojisan heart all riled up.

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>>67066841
>not a 3x ESR
Couldn’t be me

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>>67066841
If it makes you feel better that number is actually lower since they sometimes read people multiple times

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>>67066841
5k regular FWMC morning watcher

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Hope you guys liked Palworld because we are guaranteed to get more of it. It already sold 1 million copies on steam. This is the new Hololive arc.

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https://youtu.be/E_hsZFDEKPs?t=1223
timestamp for the hajimete no otsukai section

i don't know what to fucking tweet, my mind is broken

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Why did they treat FWMCM #70 as so much more of a milestone than #60?

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Virgins in the thread would love to see them fucked while they sit on a corner
It is staggering the amount of unironic cuckolds that use baubau

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>>67066841
There were 50 in the 50th stream

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>>67066822
>The Amazing Race
holy shit i forgot about that show

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Next week will be better, right?

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"oh, Saturday's a stream not dead-ass in the middle of the night! Looks goo- ACK!"
>nihongo no haishin
Eurofags can't ever catch a break...

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>>67066903
nice projection

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>>67066896
60 was not too long after 50 so it doesn't feel as worth celebrating.

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>>67066814
They have another good 5 or so years. With their current income that's more than enough time to retire and have children

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70 episodes without being an ESR!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I am off to make a litter of puppies with my wife moco-hime, see you fags at the karaoke. Don't let the schizos go too wild

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>>67066903
I mean, we're all stream watchers here. Leave it to the creators the keep me entertained.

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>>67066928
ADVENT PALWORLD
JP COLLAB PALWORLD
SOLO PALWORLD

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>>67066841
>700,000 ruffians
you lost 1 in 1000 chance, how tragic!

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>>67066888
i really don't see fwmc playing it without the rest of advent

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>>67066661
I swear this keeps happening. I really hope they aren't /here/ with the amount of schizo shit that is posted.

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https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1748383028718850542

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>that retweet from fucking september instantly after their tweet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>67066986
>JP COLLAB PALWORLD
I really want this

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>>67066903
Speak for yourself.

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>>67066987
it doesnt work like that retard

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>>67067018
god fucking damnit

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THEY WANT THE TEAM RUFFIANS
GET PREGNANT GET PREGANNT GET PREGNANT

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>>67066987
Out of those, less than 10k tune in for the stream.
Out of those, only a certain percentage of people bother to chat at all.

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>>67066794
That's only if you have a big enough dick for it to get to their throats, which most ruffians probably don't

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>>67066789
Sex with Okayu

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>>67067018
ludokano reposted it right before stream

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>>67067060
oh my gosh...

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>reposted this https://twitter.com/Ludokano/status/1701592910012244100
>Soccer Mom PuppyBaul
AAAAAAAA

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>>67067018
lmao that is pretty funny

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Purity squizo doko

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https://youtu.be/E_hsZFDEKPs?t=1327
specific timestamp for when they talked about two soccer teams full of puppies

hooly shit does anyboy have the stream/soundpost for it? they said it was by debut but im pretty sure it was a game stream or something
im just fucking baffled they remember this offhanded comment they made and they meant it with the intention of kids
BREEEEEEEEEEED

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Are you ready for Valentine's Day?

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>>67066903
No, we want to be the ones to impregnate them. Unfortunately for us, and them, they will more than likely never marry or have children.

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don't forget to vote, ruffians
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1748229559093264678

though I'm not sure whether you're supposed to put each as two choice or just fuwamoco as one choice?

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>>67067188
no

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What is stopping my ill mind to commission Fuwawa pregnant with my son? Would that be considered canon?

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>bring up wanting kids after episode 69

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>>67067215
>implying I haven't

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>>67067188
Reminder that we figured out they'll be ovulating right during Valentine's
They will be peak horny and fertile and wishing for kids

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>>67067188
Fuck, after this episode? Not anymore

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>>67066928
As long as there's no JP solo stream, it WILL be better.
Hopefully, they collab with a JP senpai, cause it's been a while.

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>>67067188
I thought I would be.

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>>67067158
it was a fwmcmorning

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>>67067188
I wonder if those anons already started saving up.

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soooooooo
how do i tell them i'll take repsonsibility and breed them without being too direct and scaring them?
or do you think we're at the point i can just brazenly type up a storm of how i want to have loving babymaking sex with them and they'll adore it

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>>67067209

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>>67067060

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>>67067158
They're at the stage of life where they uncontrollably desire children

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>>67067279
>how do i tell them i'll take repsonsibility and breed them without being too direct and scaring them?
Tell them you'll make sure that soccer team becomes a reality.

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Next thread will not be better...

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>>67067283
kek anon I literally did the exact same before seeing yours

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Talking about wanting kids is a warrant canary
If they stop, that means they've gotten someone to fuck them

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>>67067158
They want to be bred

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>>67067209
do I vote FuwaMoco or Fuwawa and Mococo

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>>67067158
>In the end cats are good too
NOOOO FUWAMOCO DON'T DO IT YOU NEED REAL CHILDREN

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>>67067344
The baby talk is drowning out the JP solo stream talk, so I think this is a GOOD thread.

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>>67067279
send them your resume outlining a passion for caretaking and past experiences as junior league coach.

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fill it out you fucks
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1748229559093264678
s.goodsmile.link/gmC

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>>67067378
Both individually.

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what'd you write here?

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>>67067374
that's not what a warrant canary is...

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>>67067392
Exactly. Next thread will be worse because this is a good thread

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>>67067384
If they have real children or get married, they'll never be idols.
It's a sad conundrum they're in, anon.

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>>67067272
was it?? fuck man my memory is getting foggy, 6 months is too much time to remember everything
i distinctly remember
"a puppy or two" being said, and there is a soundpost for it but i dont have it

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I'm literally full erect thanks FuwaMoco

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>>67066928
I hope you like more jp panderingslop streams and another jp solo stream

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I will give them a full litter. Cant let any of their eggs go to waste

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>>67067425
Obviously I don't literally mean a warrant canary. I mean something analogous to a warrant canary. Unless I am misunderstanding what a warrant canary is, in which case please explain.

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>>67067416
I LIED for question 5 and am stuck on 7.

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>>67067416
Fuwawa Abyssgard
Mococo Abyssgard
FuwaMoco

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>>67067438
iirc, they were talking about fall fashion and then someone talked about mococo(?) looking like a soccer mom

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>>67067412
No need to go crazy, I have thousands of bots ready. I helped Fuwawa win an award, and I will help them be chosen to be figures.

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>>67067490
baused

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>>67067512
Baused.

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>>67067279
I deleted this from my response, but this is what I wrote:
>My mission is now to adopt children and donate them to you, right?

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>>67067490
FUCK this is the only correct answer

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>>67067490
>>67067370
>>67067283
>we can only make one, I guess most people want the Fuwawa one huh, let's do Mococo next year...
Mococo would go absolutely mental and our route for her and the true harem end would close forever..

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I wish they didn't talk about the baby thing... It makes me feel a bit sad for them.

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>>67067490
I put FUWAMOCO and no second or third choice. All or nothing

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>>67067490
shit I fucked up and put biboo for the third option.
oh well

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>>67067575
They didn't sound that sad when Mococo said a cat is fine too. If soundautist was still here he could probably tell us if I'm wrong though.

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>>67067575
Same

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>>67067490
I don't believe you have purchased a Fuwawa Pop Up Parade figure already.

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>>67067622
I'm imagining how she must look doing this IRL and I love Fuwawa

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>>67067575
It's okay. Nowadays women can still get babies at like 50.
I've got plenty of time to impregnate them over and over, let them be idols for a decade.

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>>67067435
This is why they want a man to make the decision and forcefully impregnate them

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I've done my form duty

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you guys are going to be a lot more annoying from now on huh...

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>>67067416
DIAMOND DOGS

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>>67067765
now do your fap duty and give them puppies

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>>67067647
I really hope it's just a temporary thing due to watching that show while literally ovulating.
The fact that they told us twice, once yesterday and once today, means it's been on their minds a lot.

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I love them so much that even if one of them says she's pregnant, I will be out of this world happy for them. I love them that much, not like people or dogs but like a deity.

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not that direct fags

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>>67067790
korekaramouyoroshiku

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>>67067575
That sadness and desire to breed just makes me want to support them to the end even more.

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>gachikoi, goslings, coomers, breeders winning basically nonstop, every week
>the few schizos who oppose all that keep on losing time and time again
At what point do you throw in the towel?

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>>67067816
they outright said
>we talked A LOT about silly things
when they brought it up, its absolutely been on their minds a lot kek and they've had detailed discussions about it

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>>67067828

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>>67067828
Kek

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>>67067818
That's agape, the highest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067876
My cope is that they also talked about adopting together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067876
it's because their birthday is coming up
women have a biological timer for this thing so weighs on their minds every time their birthday rolls around

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067512
Baused botbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067818
>I love them so much that even if one of them says she's pregnant, I will be out of this world happy for them.
This but only if it's immaculate conception, or they went to the sperm bank and used a turkey baster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067922
>adopting
That's cute, but if they move to Japan this can't happen. The declining birthrate would make it hard, wouldn't it?
I know nothing about adoption

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067941
>so weighs on their minds every time their birthday rolls around
To be fair, it weighs on my mind A LOT now that I'm over 30....

[Anonymous No.]

Are they trying to find out who the gorillas are? I was so close to horny posting a reply

[Anonymous No.]

I almost replied to their tweet with the clip of Fuwawa saying "well Ruffians if you want a puppy (copy) or 2..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067416
I feel a bit guilty for answering a survey for a comany I have never bought anything from, so I'm just gonna be honest and say I haven't bought any. I bet if I somehow win the prize lottery they will just re-roll me for an actual customer. For Q6 though, the only correct answer is Fuwawa and Mococo.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely the JPbros can do me a solid and give them that team they want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068049
at this point i think its what they want
reminder the small fry pussy guy got a reply in rawr n' response, got featured in koyoris morning show AND then also got additionally featured in FWMCmorning
gorillas have nothing to lose but everything to gain

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068072
They'll have to get through me first

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068110
Le kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067876
>2 hags who are around each other 24/7 and have synched up their period since forever
>talking about having babies
Gee you think
They just need a man to step up and marry + impregnate them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068072
Cuck Anon! I was worried you didn't make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068141
Me of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068072
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>all of the faggots acting surprised at them mentioning wanting kids exposing themselves as people who didn't watch kanon with them
grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068158
This, coupled with the JP stream, only gives him more ammo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068141
That man is me

[Anonymous No.]

Why am I getting ads from the Singapore government when I'm not even in the same continent as those people? Why are the ads in English and "dog/animal themed"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067215

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
I'm surprised they brought it up for fucking FWMC morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
They didn't outright say they talked about wanting kids during Kanon. They simply said it made them cry.
This was WAAAAAAY different and completely unambiguous.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I think this place can't get any worse people here surprise me

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068250
I'll be sure to raise that Japanese hafu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
its a 13hour vod i need to find time to set aside for
don't think its surprising not everybody has finished or watched it especially when it was on a weekday

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068260
me too, i thought they'd keep it there

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
I thought it was just an off hand comment, just like the soccer team comment
Didn't think it was so serious to them

[Anonymous No.]

Those are some big shoes to fill, Fuwawa. Shoes only suited for one ethnically Japanese. I am unworthy. And yet... forgive me for being so bold, but... may I at least hold your and stare into your beautiful pink eyes of yours as JPNiki works his magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067828
Eh, I don't mind. He's honest and just a random fan, worst case it lets them know Ruffians desire them sexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
But they didn't say that during Kanon, they only implied it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067392
all according to keikaku
trust the dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068370
>worst case it lets them know Ruffians desire them sexually
they already know this without a doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068370

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068279
They said it made them feel the same way senpai were feeling about them, in reference to Subaru saying meeting FWMC awakened her motherhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068370
they already know that really well

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067828
I could've sworn I saw him post the same tweet a month or 2 ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068284
No. You provide Fuwawa and her Japanese husband financial support from the cuckshed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
You just realized that this thread is mostly shitposters that don't watch streams and just post about shit they read here? This has been very obvious since early September

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067828
I mean, d*de has a terminal case of baubau病. He gets a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
I am a wagie, will watch it during the weekend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068459
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068459
I am very stupid, plese andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068454
nta, but we get a shed?! I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068459
It was obvious, yeah. Everyone's just surprised about how direct they were today, because they've never said anything like this before. Not even during Kanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068493
Shitposter-kun feeling sad that he got called out.

[Anonymous No.]

am I wrong for thinking that JP kids doing errands show is really weird?

does admitting that close off the fuwamoco route?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
But... they literally didn't say this during Kanon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068454
Oh! Of course! Anything to make sure Fuwawa, her Japanese husband, and that hafu baby are provided for! Though, admittedly, I feel its wrong to give them my dirty gaijin money... But it's the thought that counts! Hopefully the shed has a window of sorts so I can look over at Fuwawa and JPNiki having fun inside their lovely home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068452
>>67068443
They should be reminded of it frequently though. It makes Mococo happy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068536
Except they did. You wouldn't know since you never watched it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068370
>Ruffians desire them sexually
They are well aware of that already

[Anonymous No.]

again good reason why we should watchalong PapaKiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068449
Ah, I guess my confusion comes from not knowing how their senpai talk about them.
I thought it was simply referring to their senpai finding them cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067828
Kek fitting name

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068601
I did. They never mentioned talking about wanting to have children, and they never mentioned the soccer team of puppies.
You are literally wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068682
don't reply, its a shitposter
almost clever angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068645
Except they also talked about what Subaru said before. You're just digging yourself deeper into a hole the more you post

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1748392307932688799

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068645
I guess your reaction was common enough for Fuwawa to feel the need to be more direct so wuffians start lusposting about impregnating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068601
>Except they did.
No, they didn't. Implications are not the same thing as directly stating something, retard.
I don't expect an autist to understand, though.

[Anonymous No.]

This might sound weird but I hope one of them disappears for months just like Gura did because that would mean they are pregnant and that would make me really happy for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068185
>them mentioning wanting kids exposing themselves as people who didn't watch kanon with them
Nice try, I'd timestamp you but the archive is too long for me to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068761
anon i think they have to leave the house to get pregnant. it's not happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068682
They literally did talk about how after watching that they were awakened to motherhood. Just watch streams instead of trying to find out about streams from this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068761
Same, Ruffian! But unless it's at the hands of one of our JPNiki, my smile will NOT be protected! That being said, that would never happen! Gaijin seed entering those sacred wombs? Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068761
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068809
They didn't say that at all, though. The clip has literally been posted, just fucking rewatch that retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I go to sleep after I finished off to Mococo and here they go making me horny as I wake up

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone edit Ruffian hair and whatever else onto this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068761
Fuck off
They'd hate to disappear

[Anonymous No.]

next thread won't be better

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068756
Except they did. Hell it's probably even time stamped by people that timestamp streams. Just go find it and watch so you stop embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068902
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068594
STFU you cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068809
there's a huge fucking gap between wanting a child and wanting 22 childs

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068800
not if i yobai them

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068746
Yeah the fact that they decided to be more explicit like this is... pretty telling.
What would it do to them if they started getting fanart of them as mothers...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068851
>the clip
Rumao go watch streams retard. Or go do something better with your life instead of being a shotposter/anti

[Anonymous No.]

So we're totally fine with them having a husband if that means they have kids? Is this a yab for jpbros?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I was running an errand before today's episode and I was just thinking seriously about Fuwamoco having kids. I would have posted about it here if I was home. And boom, it's on Fuwamoco morning.

[Anonymous No.]

These fucking /jp/ shitposters. They've probably typed "who are you quoting?" at least a hundred times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068913
You know what, I don't care anymore about arguing with someone who's blatantly shitposting.
Hope you enjoy the karaoke tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068973
Why wouldn't we be?! Let's hold their hands as JPNiki grants their wish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068973
I'm okay with them having a romantic partner if it's (in order of acceptance)
>me
>the other twin
>a cute JP holo like Koyori

Nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068561
Yes you are weird. The concept is really popular in Asia and you have similar copycat shows in Korea and China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068972
Stop samefagging and watch the clip yourself. I'm done responding, shitposter-chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069059
Same

[Anonymous No.]

kek that thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

Nips React
1.19.24 episode 70

>Hello haro babau~
>Im not mococo! Im nanashi!!
>I've been doing BAUBAU. Should I sleep?
>Something really bad happened today, but everything was blown away by this fluffy morning.
>Baubau disease
>If you get a bau disease, it won't heal.
>If you get the virus, you won't be cured. There is no vaccine or antibodies to tell if you have contracted the disease.
>Matsuri is so fluffy and mentally healed.
>Rather, BAUBAU is a magic medicine for all kinds of diseases...
>Sneezing is cute...
>200th sneeze commemoration
>I understand because there are times when I feel like sneezing in an exaggerated manner.
>In other countries, letting a small child go shopping alone is considered abuse...
>To be honest, I want to keep a Mokochan.
>Mokochan is cute
>To be frank, it's inhumane to let go of a fluffy dog who wants to keep Mokochan.
>Don't let the broadcaster hold your breath
>It's cute to see them swaying silently
>Moko-chan is strong
>To be honest, I want to give birth to a Mokochan.
>Mokochan is strong at holding his breath, after all, it's Kirby.
>Looking forward to the advent karaoke relay
>I guess I'll sleep in preparation for the advent song slot.
>Babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069105
>To be honest, I want to give birth to a Mokochan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
They've played on easy mode though

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
kino incoming, been hoping for this for months

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069022
>if you don't take my cuckfiction seriously you're a shitposter
That's a hilarious angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069016
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

English sprinkles confirmed. We're back, bros... they aren't gonna forget about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
AHHHH I WANT THEM TO LAUGH AT ME. I want Fuwawa to mock me and belittle me as she steps on me with her feet and demands I lick and kiss her toes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069208
why are they wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
It won't happen but I hope they play other danmaku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
THESE BRATTY DOGS AGGGGHHH

but on a different note, I'd think they would have trouble even on easy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069234
they've been wet for us since like debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069105
>To be honest, I want to keep a Mokochan.
>Mokochan is cute
Maybe I am JP

[Anonymous No.]

>no mention of beef in the thief simulator description
kek they hated that joke didn't they

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
>they actually did it
Absolute madlasses, they're so /here/ (or at least /jp/)

[Anonymous No.]

>>67068909
That's always the case but thanks for pointing it out and not holding out hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069234
Sweating. I think that emote denotes nervousness or something similar to "sorry...!!"
It implies that they'll try to sprinkle in eigo for me specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

Something about them telling us directly about wanting kids makes me feel uneasy. Whatever... I'm a schizo anyway. Mostly anything these days makes me schizo out over something silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069234

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069350
>Something about them telling us directly about wanting kids makes me feel uneasy.
It makes my cock feel uneasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069208
>when our brains turn on
But... they're... y'know

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
does this mean they're going to do normal mode?
they aren't going to make it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069375
They'll try their best, and that's all that matters.
I trust my dog wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096
FUWAMOCO, you should play the first try on Lunatic as a joke, that would be funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069327
FuwaMoco are obsessed with sweat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069300
It was partly making fun of their accent tbf

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069354
>it's not like we want to share this info with you
SHE KNOWS
>conumi.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069073
I watched the actual stream where they said that watching that showed awakened them to motherhood just like Subaru interacting with them awakened her to motherhood/grandmotherhood.
Start watching streams instead of shitposting about clips.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys not have single ladies in your friend group? A bunch I know who are in their 30s constantly complain about wanting kids. Is just natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069354
hot
>>67069410
pretty sure they mentioned playing it on normal during nobeta

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
>Do you guys not have single ladies in your friend group?
No, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

They'll get a JP superchat asking for "if they'll do more jp solo streams." and they recently created a Japanese playlist....
Prepare yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
>ladies
>friend
>friend group
haha...

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it anymore the thoughts of Fuwawa dominating and toying with me are becoming overwhelmingly strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069410
I never played 2hu, does it have continues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069313
They were /jp/ before a third of Ruffians were born

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069543
>they'll get
>recently
Yeah this the clipwatcher threadreader general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
Mine are not even on their 30s yet, and we already get the that. Guess it just ramps up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069470
They were literally more direct here. I don't understand how you continue to deny this unless you're simply shitposting?
Either way, you should fuck off.
Kanon was a great watchalong btw. Nayukis moms "death" was genuinely fucking hilarious but their reactions were enough to break my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
Where do I find these single childless women in their 30s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
>single ladies in your friend group?
Anon, I...
At least with younger folk, having a single lady in the group could cause some problems if the group is still "new". I find it pretty cool to have such a solid friend group like yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069687
in their houses, there's a reason why Fuwawa really likes yobai

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069566

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069543
Yes, and they'll say what they've always said since day one, "we're Hololive english, so there won't be too many JP streams... please look forward to the JP collabs, though!" They aren't going to go back on what they said just because you're an insecure retard.
Also, the playlist is primarily a collab playlist, and they plan on collabing with a LOT of JPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
i don't even have a friend, let alone a friend group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
My high school mixed gender group fizzled out about 4 years ago, and when we last saw, most women of the group were raging LGBT feminists...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069543
>>67069627
Dual raid? Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of funny how some of you are okay with being demoted to second-rate viewers, once every week or two, who only get "english crumbs" while your wives entertain other men

[Anonymous No.]

If they're doing JP streams, I want them to play deresute

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069566
I would let this woman take complete control of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069687
dating apps and community courses but also lots of luck

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you heard of Hajimete no Otsukai Ruffians?
yes because you told us about it the other day...

[Anonymous No.]

don't

[Anonymous No.]

give puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069851
you're making me dislike this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069848
Even discounting bots, FWMCM gets lots more viewers than their Kanon watchalong did

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069096

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069673
>they were more direct
No. It doesn't get more direct than them saying they were awakened to motherhood by watching that. Sorry that hurts your cuck fiction about them.
Maybe try watching streams if you want to write something believable or alternatively just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069854
On it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069851
>>67069854

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069886
Not my problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069753
Oh okay, so if I want a Fuwawa I need to
>commit crime
>???
>get married

[Anonymous No.]

don't poster my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
yeah it didn't seem out of place to me
my 29yo femcel friend got her first cat recently now she has 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069910
yes it is

[Anonymous No.]

donut

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069975

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069798
Calling out the obvious clipfaggots in the thread (80% considering how the kids thing was a surprise) is raiding now, sister?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIMfL46yWUA

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069903
>outed as a retard making stuff up
>w-watch streams c-cuck
Every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069962
I'm gonna hang a life-size Mococo poster on my wall and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm really grateful that EN members of an EN branch are kind enough to give their EN viewers a couple EN crumbs. they really truly love us

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070014
They really liked that GameCube/Dreamcast joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069851
think

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070017
>making stuff up
You admitted that I was right on your previous post. Taking it back now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070014

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069997
donut posting should be with Fuwawa. It can be fat (me) and gorilla posting at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070007
>sister
Yeah it's a raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069543
Kek most of the jp supachats will be orange anyway. So they wont get read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070101
Let me guess you also didn't watch kanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069827
Even if she said she'll only truly reward you if you her everything you own, absolutely everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069803
Heh, you think I approve of the JP solo streams? I don't. I made my voice heard, and they've changed accordingly. Sure, they'll still do one or two, here and there... but that's only for the numbers. They want one million, so let them pander to the JOPs sometimes... but one day, FuwaMoco will give up on that.
And only then will I finally have my revenge on the JOPs...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070007
If you're shitting up the thread with literal nonsense, then yeah, it'll end up looking like a raid.
Just shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070229

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070158
Lets just say I'm still looking for a legal answer to that question about writing a vtuber into your will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070152
Let me guess, you don't actually care about the answer to that question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070193
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070065
To be fair, the joke is better than the game. Why in the world did they choose to stream this kusoge. As an extra stream, too. WHY.
I'm sure it'll be great, almost every stream of their is great, but I don't get the thought process.

[Anonymous No.]

40% OFF mcdonalds notification. I'm doing it for fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070065
supa readings go to places sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070193
Sasuke bro... My headcanon wants to believe their pumping and dumping the jp fans until they get to 1 million subs. They have to know all those JP fans aren't showing up for their regular streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070402
They noticed the complaint about playing so many JP kusoge and now they are biting back with western kusoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070486
t-thanks... we get our own chilla... yay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070014
Their stream titles and descriptions are just too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070486
kek
I hate perms

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>FuwaMoco discussion on global
>Hornyposting and cuteposting
>FuwaMoco discussion on /#/
>Hornyposting, cuteposting, praising good numbers sometimes
>FuwaMoco discussion on /baubau/
>JP and regular cuckposting, paypig posting, doomposting, retarded random seethe at anything
At least most of the anting all the other EN girls died down a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070486
They need to play MW2 (2009). Imagine the kino when they get to no russian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069475
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069687
Dating apps. Just make sure you have a job and be clean shaven and you are good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070601
I don't really use the thread during streams, would rather post in chat, so I don't mind it too much. Just need to wait for the discordniggers to get bored and we get decent dead hours here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070659
they also have 3 digits body counts though

[Anonymous No.]

What are your thoughts on FuwaMoco undergoing artificial insemination and raising the children together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67069642
The moment people start settling down and have kids, the complaints will grow even louder. It will die down if they hit 40. By then, they come to accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070756
my semen, and the children are all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070756
FWMC should give birth to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070732
Anon, you have to accept things are not perfect in life. Just take it as a win if they have low double digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070756
All me, both the insemination and the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070762
>By then, they come to accept it.
They dont. Had to see women suddenly breaking down when topics even close to that pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070601
global and /#/ don't have a FWMC twitter clique that shit up their threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070756
>top paypuppy gets to donate the sperm
this could result in record breaking SC numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070864
>accept
nta, but no. I'd rather be stubborn in my standards. Even if it means I die a sad and lonely old man, i won't settle for anything less than a virgin woman

[Anonymous No.]

I need to stop watching them it's not good for my health. it makes me too silly when they don't even know I exist. Fuck mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071025
at least you're not a cuck like this guy >>67070908

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071025
the voices are real

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070908
How do I write them a bank draft?

[Anonymous No.]

HEAR ME, SUBJECTS OF /BAUBAU/

MY NAME IS ANONYMOUS
I AM SPEAKING TO NOW ON AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD POWERED BY THE INTERNET

THE WALL HAS FALLEN, AND A LEGION OF EOPS HAVE BEGUN TO MARCH.
THEIR GOAL?
TO PROTECT FUWAMOCO FROM THE JOPS.

OVER THE COUNTLESS MONTHS, THE JOPS HAVE BEGGED AND PLEADED FOR FUWAMOCO TO COME TO HOLOJP, DESPITE THEM HAVING OVER 32 JAPANESE SPEAKING STREAMERS, AND COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FACT THAT FUWAMOCO ARE CLEARLY HOLOEN.

I REJECT THEIR WISH.

THE EOPS OF HOLOEN WILL MARCH, UNTIL EVERY LAST JP STREAM... HAS BEEN WIPED FROM THE SCHEDULE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071025
For me the newfound happiness outweighs the mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070864
I dont know a single man who has had a happy life with that kind of wife. In fact theyre often more depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070864
I will find a virgin hag. They DO exist
>no they dont
yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070756
>Moving to the makai to donate sperm "just in case"

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071100
BAUSED

[Anonymous No.]

God you guys are pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070756
This is unironically what I think will happen someday.
I'm curious if they'd even tell us about it, though? I doubt they'd want us to think one of them has a bf/husband when they clearly don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>67070887
this shit honestly makes me want to go into that twitter chat thing and destroy it
half the time i come in this thread in off-hours it's one of the fags in that chat talking about how other members of that chat are being menhera
stop being a pussy and complain or whatever there it has literally nothing to do with fuwamoco

[Anonymous No.]

I need to send an apology SC for something I said in fwmc morning but I can't afford a pink one. Will they still read it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071100
FUCKING KEK.

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>>67071354
tweet naked dogeza at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071354
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071354
Not on stream, no

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>>67071354
Yea they'll read it, just not in the sc readings.

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>>67071452
>>67071414
>We do read all SCs off stream though!
I never believe it when any holo says this desu...

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>>67071297
But I DONT WANT THEM TO STREAM IN JAPANESE! I want them to only stream for me in English! For ten years, at least...
I just... I want them to be happy... I just... ugh please don't tell FuwaMoco about this....

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>>67071490
why would they lie about that? they're willing to read and react to so many SCs on-stream
reading them off-stream would take a very small fraction of that time

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>>67071452
>>67071414
I don't care if it's on stream, thank you. I feel better

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>>67071100
Kinoeh...

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>>67071490
I only believe it because it's FWMC
I imagine they love us enough to read them off stream
I wonder if they've been too busy for that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>67067828
>has a different oshi mark in front of theirs

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>>67071499
Kek

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>>67071490
I don't necessarily doubt them, just don't see the point. They're addicted to egosearching, include FWMC in your tweet and speak your mind and you just got a free orange superchat. I still send cheaper supas anyway, but whether or not they read them offstream is a non-factor. Twitter is more useful if you want them to read your message off-stream.

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>>67071576
the pantsu question guy was also a sapling
what is fauna feeding them

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>>67071576
I have mine ordered chronologically, I don't want to do it in order of importance cause it might make someone feel bad

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>>67071576
>>67071633
I've said it a few times. There's a lot of sapling overlap.

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>>67071633
>what is fauna feeding them
Apparently nothing since she's been starving them for more than a month now with no streams.

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>>67071623
I don't have a twitter

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>>67071678
50% of paypigs are ex kronies though

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>>67071750
keep it that way, please

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>>67071757
Evidence doko

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>Non stop spamming JP streams
Glad I realized and stopped supporting them early

[Anonymous No.]

>>67071844
They are doing really well without you.

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>>67071844
It's too early, that is something they are going to do with time. Just look at Anya or Irys for example, they are straight up considered JP by the JP branch at this point

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>>67069096
>play in easy mode
>in
>not on easy mode
My esl wives....

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>>67071671
>multiple oshi marks
just kys already whore. you have no respect for the word oshi

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>>67071844
It's grim... but we've gotta keep moving forward. Fight, anon. We can't let the JOPs win.
I'd like to believe there's an EOP world we still haven't seen yet... one free from the JOPs.
Freedom...

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>>67071749
>Apparently nothing since she's been starving them for more than a month now with no streams.
Wow Im glad I came over to Fuwamoco when I did, because Fauna wasn't playing anything that interested me for months.

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>>67071623
that's wrong though
there's a chance, however small, that they would miss your message in Twitter
they would absolutely read every SC

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great thread, the next 6 will be just as good

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reminder to use your hide button

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>>67071978
This /baubau/ AOT arc is pretty funny

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>>67072048
Words hurt my fefees :(

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>>67072030
>there's a chance, however small, that they would miss your message in Twitter
>me, smiling at all my merch posts that weren't liked despite the fact people /here/ said they like everything
:)

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>>67072048
okay

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>>67071978
AoT schizo is the best poster here right now

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>>67072110
shoving a receipt in someone's face is pretty cringe to be desu