STOP ABBREVIATING JAPANESE WORDS IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

totsu =/= totsumachi
zatsu =/= zatsudan
daki =/= dakimakura

These are compound words. You wouldn't abbreviate "doghouse" as just "dog." Each part is it's own word

凸待ち "totsumachi" is a stream where the viewer waits for people to call them.
凸 "totsu" by itself means convex but in this context is slang for 突撃 "totsugeki," (sudden attack), and 待ち "machi" means to wait.

雑談 "zatsudan" means chit-chatting.
雑 "zatsu" by itself means miscellaneous or messy, and 談 "dan" means conversation or discussion.

抱き枕 "damimakura" literally translates to "hug pillow."
抱き "daki" by itself means to hug, especially in a romantic sense, and 枕 "makura" means pillow.

STOP USING JAPANESE WORDS YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A TRUE WEEABOO. YOU'RE JUST A FAKE WEEB INVADING A HOBBY YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN. GO AWAY AND STOP RUINING MY HOBBIES.

STOP ABBREVIATING JAPANESE WORDS IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
ywnbj

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
kinda based

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
美味しいヤミー感謝感謝~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
But it was the streamers who started the abbreviation

[Anonymous No.]

nigga shut the fuck up this is coming from the country who calls a steak a hamburger. and dont use my kamioshi for this cringe either

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
oshi is an idol term only used for idols, stop using it for random ghosts that you'd find on a street corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Okay nignog why don't you go jog something

[Anonymous No.]

Based. I am a japanese man and I hate gaijin scum that butcher ny glorious language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041825
>ny
it's iver

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gairaigo_and_wasei-eigo_terms
actual japanese people do this all the time with english words
stop getting offended on behalf of people who don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041825
Konnichiwar Anon-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>stop abbreviating
no I don't think I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041879
That's okay because English is an ugly language made from a country that was conquered by invaders for centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
EN board
Seethe about it

[Anonymous No.]

STFU UP WEEB >>>/jp/
kill yourself

I'll totsu your mom's pussy again turd burgler, right in her zatsu cunt, i'm going to make her daki me all night and bite the makura as I go in dry, get the fuck off our board telling us how to use language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
you're acting like a teenage white girl anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041825
konnichiwa, dude

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe 凸 is real kanji. I thought it was like an emoji or a symbol like △.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Based. You really showed those dekinais who's boss.

[Anonymous No.]

literally tons of japanese streamers abbreviate it to totsu lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042129
Wait till you learn about 凹

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Of course, everyone knows Japanese people hate abbreviating words by shortening them to the first syllables. Now, I am off to watch my favorite JP vtubers play some pokemon or perhaps monhun or draque or smabra or

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041825
we gave you fucks baseball and you had to pussify it and have your heads explode at the thought of someone getting drilled in the head. meanwhile you should be overjoyed when a rival team player gets drilled as was intended in its origin country

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Best thread on the board currently

[Anonymous No.]

on one hand I respect the tizz
on the other hand japan butchers english relentlessly so why should I give a fuck? this is just how languages interact

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042129
I mean "◯" literally exist for them there so you're not far off

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042357
that's not a kanji...

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042260
Baseball is a gay occult sport anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Those aren't Japanese words though, they're English the moment you type with letters

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042240
み俺恥

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>>67041511
I get more peeved by people outright misspelling common terms, like "manhera" for menhera. So what is manhera, is she a man now? Jesas...

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>>67041511

[Anonymous No.]

zatsudan = zatsudaniel

A man who calls himself "Zatsu Daniel". His origins are unknown. If you come across somebody claiming to be him, run far away. He will slowly incapacitate you as he speaks endlessly about subjects nobody gives a fuck about.

dakimakura = Doc, may cure ya!

This is a treatment is done by new aged doctors to cure the male loneliness epidemic. They prescribe the patient a medical grade body pillow and will also sometimes suggest patients find a pillowcase adorned with fictional woman to accompany said body pillow. Studies are still being done and results are inconclusive.

totsumachi = toast and munchies

Fairly straightforward. A precursor to lunch that comes after breakfast. Usually involves toasted bread and other morsels such as fruits, veggies, and cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
arigaNO thank you. I will use nihonjapanese words however I hoshiwant

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043136
Ironic weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
ねえお前さ、ちゃんと くそでかけかってた?お前まじで口をしずかったっですこの野郎。

I'll type all the weab shit I fucking feel like

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Except it's Japanese people who made those abbreviations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042752
>manhera
Actually manhera is rightfully used for menhera males

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042554
Yes it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043307
Stay irairangry

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043425

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043478
stay cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043636
Suru my tamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043534

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043636
stay not japanese. you will never be uchi, soto scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>slang for 突撃 "totsugeki," (sudden attack)
OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>67043534
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%80%87#Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>突撃 "totsugeki," (sudden attack)

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
stupid fuck where do you think we heard the words from? the girls say them, they speak fluent japanese=I can say them because I trust their judgment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
I wonder what it's like being a prisoner to your own mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
i cooka da sushi

[Anonymous No.]

Don't nips shorten their stupid language all the time? It's why you get abbreviated names for long ass light novel titles

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT

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>>67043534
nta but i noticed jisho is not updated with modern slang/abbreviation
that's why i still have to google some words

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042357
>>67043534
That's the wrong character. There is like a dozen circles in Unicode.

〇 is a part of the CJK (Chinese/Japanese/Korean) character block.

◯ is a part of the Geometric Shape block.

They look nearly the same, but have different binary values.

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>>67041511
anon, half of japanese is made of foreigner words badly written and spoken, stfo ignorant, learn another language first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67045851
(me)
btw, that actually include kanjis, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Imagine being this much of a mongoloid. Anon, Japanese chuubas and streamers where the ones who started to abbreviate those terms in the first place. You sound like the guy who's just finished his N2 reps but never actually spoke to a Japanese person before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042030
Then SPEAK ENGLISH YOU IMBECILE and call them call-in streams, chatting streams, and bodypillows.

[Anonymous No.]

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Kys weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
め早言

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Here is your answer you stupid retard
>>67041740
The abbreviation comes from the people who actually use it.
ywnbj

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511

[Anonymous No.]

>>67046204
List of official abbreviations
call-in streams = call
chatting streams = chat
bodypillows = body

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
I don't care. Japanese is a bad language. Learn alphabet retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
bro, I didn't drop 2 nukes on the nips just to be forced to learn a second language

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
fucking hell man, just kill yourself
if you're going to try to act you know anything about the language, try watching some streams and see how often they do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>...IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE
I do understand Japanese.
So then I'm cool to abbreviate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042129
>>67042214
>凸
>凹
FUCKING ELEVENS WITH THEIR FUCKING PUZZLE PIECE LANGUAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67046473
No, you're just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
anon this zatsudan thread feels very zatsu. Maybe you should daki your dakimakura instead of being offended by stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
fucking weeb
oh, sorry, I mean weeaboo
w/e, YWNBJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
good thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
compounding your meme language to submission fampaidesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>67046542
It's from Chinese dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>You wouldn't abbreviate "doghouse" as just "dog."
Bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
sorry it triggers you bro, but i'm going to keep doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67046423
kek

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>>67041511
are you japanese? if not your complaints mean nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
based (in proper nipponese)

[Anonymous No.]

>>67051268
even if he was they still would not matter

[Anonymous No.]

>ywnbj sperging out because people cut long words in half
My nigger, real japs do this kind of shit all the time. Do your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

Once again, proof Japanese is a poorly made language.

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>>67046204
actually you fucking NIGGER it's perfectly fine to shorten dakimakura as daki because daki-makura literally means "hugging pillow" so just calling it daki means it's an object you hug

you fucking WEEB NIGGER

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>>67041511
Yeah bro the Japanese themselves would never ever abbreviate words and phrases

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_abbreviated_and_contracted_words

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>凸 "totsu" by itself means convex but in this context is slang for 突撃 "totsugeki,"
what a funny kanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
totsu totsu totsu totsu
zatsu zatsu zatsu zatsu
daki daki daki daki

[Anonymous No.]

ok, I won't abbreviate dakimachi, zatsumakura or totsudan

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042240
Took me a few seconds which made it only funnier kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>Yes, I will say daki when I mean dakimakura
>Yes, I will use matcha in a Starbucks latte
>Yes, I will use purin as a milkshake flavor
>Yes, I will use anpan as a hamburger bun
>and if you don't like it, we'll nuke you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041601
things were better back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
EOP board

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Very informative anon, ty

[Anonymous No.]

Based, fuck retard weebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
holy based

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>>67041511
>damimakura
>dami
DAMI DANIIII
DAMI YOOOO
DAMI NANOYOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>67042240
that’s not even the fucking same
OP’s argument is people removing the second half of words, like calling pokemon pocket, aircon/AC air

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Language is ever evolving, and we are not japanese people to tie It down with the same rules.

[Anonymous No.]

We can shorten dakimakura to just daki because we parse it differently due to language. For EOPs daki means nothing, so turning dakimakura into daki makes sense. Meanwhile bodypillow cannot be shortened to just body, because body has meaning for us.

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>>67055345
I guess it boils down on how much everyone cares
Anons seethe when trans people co-opt and misuse words like trap, etc. but are fine with butchering japanese words

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>>67041511
>>67054870
Japs literally shorten sandwich to sand so it really is ok, it’s a dumb thing but both sides do the dumb thing

[Anonymous No.]

I get annoyed when people pluralize Japanese words. 'we serve a wide variety of ramens' 'samurais popularized the use of katanas' internal smoldering reeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
"zatsu" still works, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67055706
animes
mangas

[Anonymous No.]

>>67056155
>scans the room for exits while they go on about Jujutsu Kaisen

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Nips can't even read kanji. They don't understand their own language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67057001
>Nips can't even read kanji
Retard
You need to know 2136 kanji just to graduate highschool or work in some places that's the level 2 Kanken

[Anonymous No.]

i miss her. do u think she will come back? or will she get a whole new oc?

[Anonymous No.]

English is 80% loan words, so when these people us "Japanese words" they are actually speaking English. Hololive has added quiet a few new words to the English language, such as yabai and seiso. Also, Japanese has a bunch of English loan words, should they stop using them wrongly.

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>>67041511
I don't care what you're blabbering about, but here's a (you) for the Mint image.

[Anonymous No.]

Threads like this one are why I still come back to this shithole
God bless you brothers, I hope your oshi notices you

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
>search 雑
>bunch of Kuzuha streams come up
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Japs do the same with our words. They call livestreamers "livers". Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
POMU YOU WILL NEVER BE JAPANESE

[Anonymous No.]

>>67050261
>bro
Is that supposed to be an abbreviation for brother, brothel, broccoli, or bronze?
Language is so hard....

[Anonymous No.]

>>67061710
That's only nijisanji, most Japanese say 配信者

[Anonymous No.]

>>67062083
No, it's only Nijisanji that insists their English streamers be called livers. Japanese use both liver and 配信者, I can link you to Holos saying liver if you don't believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67046204
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67062142
>I can link you to Holos saying liver
in English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67062142
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

The JP talents use the same words, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

haha, it's....:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
RUMAO KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>67065717
Proof next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Just wanted to call you a fag

[Anonymous No.]

I hope OP gets kurod by bara chin hara

[Anonymous No.]

>>67041511
Japanese is literally built on abbreviating shit that would never happen in English. Like パソコン or バスケ. They are far worse than any retard on this board and they do it officially as a national language. Imagine learning of a popular sport they play in India and deciding to call it crick.

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>>67061783
yes she will