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>Manager of MMA and E-sports club>Doesn't even do MMA/E-sports watchalong or play MMA/E-sports gamesWhat the fuck
>witch>doesn't so incantation stream or blair witch watchalongswhat the fuck?
>>6693331In her defense, she doesn't do anything at all.
>>6693220she should be manager of baseball sports club
>>6693352>Oni>doesn't streamWhat the fuck
>BSApricot>has never actually eaten an apricot
>Priestess of the Old Ones>Knows nothing about Lovecraft mythos.
>>6693220cover dont know what they we're doing back then and were just throwing random words together in the description. its fine
"Manager" in Japan means the team mascot girl.
>>6693430she was in the first vtuber koshien
>>6694090No, it means they are the club's fucktoy
>Phoenix>Doesn't kill herself to show off her immortality
>>6694467Sorry anon but liveleak is dead...
>>6693220>is a dog>doesn't get naked and let me put collar on her neck so i could go out with her to take a piss over trees, cars and my cock
>>6693220Despite being a sporty tomboy I don't think I've ever seen Subaru do anything sporty. I've only ever seen her whine.
>>6693220>MMAShe still has a wrestling move named after her.
the original bios and lores for them are stupid but please undastand its before they hired proper storywriters, notice now they tailor the characters and the initial lores to the personality of the talent (and the talent has a lot of say in it too)
>>6695024scripted wrestling is not even close to non scripted mma
>>6695118>He thinks it's non-scriptedI bet you think boxing is real too.
>>6695203>I bet you think boxing is real too.yes my granpa was a boxer he wouldn't lie
>>6693220>"diamond in the rough">is perfectThe fuck is this trash writing, Cover?
>>6695237>he thinks that was really his biological granpafooled again
>pure shrine maiden>is a rapistwhat the fuck?
>>6695203if mma was scripted, Conor would be champ right now
>>6693220always thought it was weird they dont do watch alongs for sports eventsFor Subaru watching UFC, Dream, Bellator or PFL would be cool
>>6695545shrine maidens in the past were prostitutes and maidens in visual novels are mass rapist sluts
>>6693581this is the one that miffed me the most. fucking clickbait
>>6695545>purify people with sexYou dummy
>>6694634My immortal phoenix sure is cute and fluffy.Good at singing too.
>>6693331She likes Harry Potter.
>private investigator >eats gluten and shoots up drugs while fucking her shark wifewhat the fuck?
>>6697005You’re retarded anon
>>6694735She's supposed to be a tomboy but when she does the 3D's she has the most feminine mannerisms among all the girls.
>>6697603Well she is the least menhera and neet-ish tendencies of all the Hololives.
>>6697450>shoots up drugs At least she got that part right. She sorta forgot about the whole solving crimes part.
>necromancer>never raises the dead>high spec combat robot>is acutally dumb and only sees combat in APEX>succubus school nurse>doesn't give (You) nursing handjobs>clown>doesn't evoke that primal fear/disgust that all clowns doHololive is full of shit
>>6698514This man doesn't understand clowns
>>6698514The possibility of clussy overpowers fear.
>>6698514Choco isn't a succubus. The succubus got harassed into graduating and literally trying to kill herself.
>>6694467Do you not watch her Minecraft streams? A hole in the ground killed her, three times, same hole. We know her sense of direction is dead.
>suzuMOMO nene>is blonde>is orange woman???????
>>6696002They closest we got is Korone tweeting about Horiguchi beating asakura
>>6694735She did get really into this baseball game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2NEhsk5kQ8
>>6696002>*Sreaming ducks sounds*Subaru watching Conor McGregor fight.
>>6697450>Is supposed to solve crimes>Ends up causing a lot of crime herselfAll that Vehicular manslaughter.
>>6693581>>6696101Made me understood what it feels to get cultural appropriated. But I heard something lore about to happen
>>6693220Holo UFC tourney when?
>>6703744But I heard something lore about to happenPremonition tako, I am not worthy of your knowledge but could you please drop a hint at least?
>>6704189Sorry friend, I'm no takonaito. I don't have the info either. Only heard that it was something she said during the karaoke.
>>6693581>>6696101Makes a lot of sense to me. Mysterious book found by girl who knows nothing of the old ones. Only reason she hasn't worked to fulfill the demands imposed by the book is because she doesn't care. Her apathy towards it is what keeps us safe.
>>6693430Can I get a high res if this image
>>6704965>Makes a lot of sense to me. Mysterious book found by girl who knows nothing of the old ones.Literally the exact backstory used for a friends 5e warlock, except he was playing a male character.
>>6693220this is why kayfabe is stupid, the lore is irrelevant
>>6704965INA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ELDRITCHLIVE
>>6697450>Shoots up drugsShe learned from the best
>>6693220>allegedly works in a bakery>does not bake on stream>does not talk about anything related to baking>doesn't even play baking games>not even at least a rolling pin prop in one of her stream backgrounds
>>6693220>okay we want a sporty tomboy idol>who should we hire?>how about this girl which is not interested in sports or gym?>good! Pretty much how most of vtubers and hololive is. They try to give them a character but they just do their own thing after a while.
>>6693449Well, that one is in character. Have you ever seen a real oni steaming?
>>6714833You don't bring the rolling pin back home duh. It'll get dirty from all the blood!
>>6693220>Subaru is your manager>She calls you in because you performed terribly in a matchup"How are you gonna make it up to the duck?
>>6693220I dont think vtubers have to perfectly match up to their lore or anything, but shoving the tomboy shit on a girl who had 0 interest in it was a mistake. I'm glad she has her new outfit and can mostly ignore it now
>>6693430I hope she plays that baseball game again this year. That was my first introduction to her. It was actually fun her doing tournaments with bunch of nijisanji vtubers and indies.
>>6716764I will give an inspiring speech about doing my best.
>>6698514>>doesn't evoke that primal fear/disgust that all clowns dodo americans really
>>6694467Her channel has already been killed twice, does that not count?
>>6693581Does she even know the name of Lovecraft's cat?
>>6695118All prize fighting is fake and gay, retard.
>>6696026>shrine maidens in the past were prostitutesKorean propaganda (unironically)
>>6693220I Do hope that eventually we can get a true Tomboy to the list, not only as a character lore but personality wise as well, its what i expect the most just a little bit below a Gyaru chuuba joining Holo
>>6696002>Dream>tfw the Dream website is still up>there's a little message board there>people still occasionally post to arrange meet ups at Rizin eventssovl
>>6695357That's was from her since still be ab indie , cover has nothing to do about her bios , anon.Do rep more and come back later next year.
>my wife>supposed to be isekai>even though she actually hails from REDACTED>wants to be an idol, do cute dances and sing songs>is an idol, does cute dances and sings songs>she also claims to have balls
>>6720351I'll promise to work on my Hoshimachi reps if you promise to work on your English reps, okay?