meanwhile in 1800's /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

affirmative rodensias

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the court of /vt/ it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that as of early morning of January sixteenth of 1824 that the vampire Yozora Mel of the first generation of the performer's guild "Hololive" has sadly perished in a sunlight accident...

[Anonymous No.]

Thine favourite wench is but a harlot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911328
Preposterous! The fair lady recently convened with a rival from that wretched "Nijisanji" guild, and now she's perished in an "accident"? Is this a mockery?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
that doesn't look like Indonesia

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913497
I am aware that the timing of such an accident appears to be far too convenient but its best we don't rush to conclusions in order to maintain the piece among the two guilds for the time being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
I declare your maiden has been seen in the company of a man, she’s a harlot, a whore, she needs to leave this company of pure performers and go please the common crowd in some back alley.

[Anonymous No.]

Wherefore doth the natives of the Dutch East India Company's lands show so much care for statistics and sensationalism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
Thine lady's lover? Why, 'tis me of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913960
'twas I, the author of this message

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913853
Clearly your emotional state has made you unable to think rationally! I suggest you take your medication before speaking further and risk shaming yourself further like a fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913960
>>66914088
All I, forsooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>66914215
I shan't take my medication, nor will I perform my repetitions !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66914253
Then see to it that you find your way back to the mines of Reddit to be one with your kin!

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we have so many gentlemen from the colonies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66912659
Verily, it is evident that thy lady is disposed towards a profligate and wanton comportment, finding solace in the company of men. Surely, the notion that mine own cherished one would partake in such conduct is inconceivable and beyond the pale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
UOOOH ToT STUPID WITCH NEEDS GOD CORRECTION
GET BURNED AT THE STAKE GET BURNED AT THE STAKE

[Anonymous No.]

What a ridiculous state of affairs! Managers are required to sail to Nagasaki and present their talent's requests for collabs to the Dejima Opperhoofd who in turn confers with the Mayor of Nagasaki and conveys this request to the headquarters in Tokyo. The American managers and an Austo-Hungarian attaché have sailed directly into Tokyo Bay, and they have every right to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

I state here, that I shan't forgive the retched dogs of the Qing Dynasty for their hand in the death of of the beloved Dragon of Edo. May the British continue to ravage their lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66915946
The Dutch and Spanish have no control over their regions, one will notice no one from the territories of India or Africa plague our board.

[Anonymous No.]

Your lady is flaunting her bare ankles for everyone to see. I reckon she would like receive some suitors like the whore that she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66916404
I pity your ignorance, foolish swain - you attempt to parry my facts with mere lies yet ignore the truth that the harlot you try to court co-habits with a man she claims her sibling!

[Anonymous No.]

To whom it may concern:
This ledger serves the sole purpose of accounting for, documenting, and recollecting the performances of one guild, and one guild only. Forthright, I hereby officially request that all forthcoming participants of this ledger rightfully bear this matter in mind before making any additions to the ledger, lest it devolves into an "all out war".
With best regards,
Anonymous Participant

[Anonymous No.]

>>66914215
Emotional state? Do you take me for one of the fairer sex per change? The only histrionic one here is you jumping to the defence of tart you call a damsel

[Anonymous No.]

It's the 1800s not 14th century England you dumb idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Calm down Umberto Eco. It's a memeposting thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
si c'était l'Angleterre du 14ème siècle, nous parlerions français, espèce d'idiot de bouffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Such vitriol! Custodian, cut off his tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
What a repugnant dialect you dare sully the parchment with. Please rephrase your sentence carefully, so that it adheres to the standards of the English language. If dullards like you become commonplace, I daresay the English language will devolve into a lower form, and man shall lose all the civility our forefathers worked so hard to maintain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Who let this vulgar commoner inside this establishment, I’m surprised he’s even aware of what century we’re in

[Anonymous No.]

>>66918817
And henceforth comes proof of such a bold and unbeholden claim? If the lady says 'tis but her brother, is not she innocent until otherwise proven? Perhaps you believe it not so because you're of a disposition towards such fantastical scenarios in which a fair lady parades her object of infidelity as if it were her own flesh and blood? One must know restraint in the musings of the various writings and depictions of the Far East, lest they taint our mundane lives with perverted ideations. Perhaps a walk in the garden where one might be at the behest of verdant grasses might be of use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919158
I will speak no further to the squealing swine who is so threatened by his own masculinity that the mere thought of a performer speaking to a male puts him into a frenzy. Perhaps Frolicking with unicorns will suit you more than remaining this court!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
tis but a diversion from the agents of the nijicourt, i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
You sir, are a ruffian, and in the name of the lord i implore you to sell thy tulips somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

why has thou not posted Sir Towa Infant?

[Anonymous No.]

Let it be known to all gathered in this court that I have a predilection to the harlots from the American colonies, specifically the esteemed Lady of Hell who has been nominated as performer of the year by the consensus of civilized people, beating out the well respected rabbit from the far east. I am prepared for the arrival of two new artisans from the Nijisanji Guild to my so favoured troupe of fine courtesans and the discourse that this may cause upon this collected tribunal

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919883
>Lady of Hell
Lady of Sulfurous Brimstone, for her flatulences have great renown in this court

[Anonymous No.]

Thy favored wench's activities art queer. The lady belike hast a concealed sir.

[Anonymous No.]

the maidens of all guilds have begun ceasing their activities in protest of their lack of a right to the vote-- i daresay immediate action is required lest all of them follow in the footsteps of madame gawr of the west colonies

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the court! I wish to inform all of you that I really Miss my dear mummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919829
Because Towa is a harlot
A HAAAAAAARRRRRRLOOOOOOOOOOT

[Lord Von Saplington the Third No.]

>>66921277
Don't we all, old Sapling, don't we all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921423
Lord Toewa is a gentleman and a scholar

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she join the Confederacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921277
aye, its been many a day without the warm embrace of the fair bosom of lady gaia

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919784
I did not realise I was conversing with a foolishly foolish man whose knowledge of bestiaries is centuries out of style. And the dishonourable gentleman has even blundered into admission that his harlot has fraternised herself amongst men as if she was an oriental geisha.

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard these electric-powered entertainers are all the rage these days. Apparently, they have human souls within their mechanical bodies, which is a prepostorous notion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921924
>his maiden is a tabulating machine
unsettling

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922031
>artisan guild claims that such contraptions would rob them of their trade
Preposterous! Contraptions could never replace hand crafted goods. Opium has left them besot, a visit to the nearest sanatorium is of utmost importancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
>Everyone is dead because of duels between fambases and because of duels to have their Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

We are gathered here for the trial of the orange lady of Austria for comitting the unforgivable act of existing

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922199
..lady sana...

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922415
I sympathize with you my brother. I mourn with you as well. But it would do you best to let go of the past...as much as it hurts me to say lady sana may never return to our sphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922332
What is the matter with the ladies of Austria? This maiden was so intolerable as to cause the overthrow of the French state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922501
maybe one day we may venture to the cosmos to reunite with her but i fear it will take our society another century or more to merely break free from the earth's bonds

[Anonymous No.]

RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX
SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922728
Pleasr escort this man to his bed, he's clearly lost his composure

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922728
what could this tongue be? is it zulu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66917368
>>66917368
The state of this verbal column grows more repugnant each day I fear, what must be done to bar such hooligans from our discourse, good sirs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66916404
>w*nton
Is that the renowned meal made in the far lands of the rising sun, by wrapping small cuts of meat in bread dough and cooking them in a broth?
I will speak no further of this divisive argument. My lips are sealed. Thine courtesans may behave as befits their rank.

[Anonymous No.]

I have comeback from the campaign in Crimea, I hope my dear maiden Pomu Rainpuff will release her schedule for the coming month

[Anonymous No.]

>>66923244
O my brave soldier, I fear being the bearer of ominous news...

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921591
I do say that any honest fellow who'd serve the land of dixie ought to be wary of consorting with women such as this Pipkin Pippa.
Not only is the color of her hide oft worn by all sorts of unsavory characters but she too is prone to outbursts of disorderly conduct and threatens frequently to arm herself and assault the local general store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922954
prison correction is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66923244
And I have just returned from the war against the Afghans. I look forward to seeing my fair English rose, Froot, who I am certain has remained faithful in our marital bond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66923625
Oh dear...
Fellows, whom amongst our company has not had intimate knowledge of this poor sap's wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921277
I urge you to partake of the laudanum of which the local chirurgeon has prescribed to you

[Anonymous No.]

I can hide my desires no longer. I wish to have intercourse with entertainers of child like qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922827
>RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX
Verily, this crude tongue is what my dear brother must have heard when the negro horde swarmed upon his entrenchment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66923835
In a righteous world you'd be shot for saying such things, luckily for your sort, your sentiments are echoed in the janitorial staff.

[Anonymous No.]

My dear sirs is it true that Lady and Nerissa and Lady Kiara had a salcious affair on the is land of Maldives? What does Lady Reine think of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924034
Pray, permit me to convey the tidings I have gathered through the channels of carrier rats, which suggest that Lady Reine hath engaged the services of scoundrels and miscreants to set ablaze the ancestral plantation of Lady Nerissa's progenitors. A woman of such opulence is indeed a figure to be apprehensive of. May we extend our earnest prayers for the safeguarding of Lady Nerissa's well-being in these perilous times.

[Anonymous No.]

If your oshi doesn't own all the bleak house serials, then she is low class and has no worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Do we tells this squire?

[Anonymous No.]

squeebeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924699
>dickensian rubbish
Might I ask if you have recently visited the lands of the far east? You appear to have consumed copious amounts of the "onions" crop which is grown there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924845
Onions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924034
My dear fellow, it’s normal for girls their age to play at romance with each other, it’s simply because they haven’t been wed yet that they perform this behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924842
Cease thine squeebing at once, miscreant !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924899
Allium cepa

[Anonymous No.]

Today we'll be making Watamelon fool, the president's favorite dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66927768
Notemuge

[Anonymous No.]

>>66922513
Scoundrels besmirched her name. Marie Antoinette did nothing untoward. 'Twas vile narrative that cast shroud over her virtuous lumen. The matter of the diamond necklace? Falsehoods by thieves. Statement about bread and cake? A fabricated urban legend oft repeated about various aristocrats. Her real work was charity and battling smallpox, yet she was slain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66928163
Ogeyth Vermine

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921591
SLANDER! She joined the free state of Jones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66928506
Anti-monarchist filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921277
I say that a squeeb would be most appropriate in these trying times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66928163
>>66929377
you shall find /pol/ in that direction my friend, this bulletin board is merely for the discussion of fair ladies who present themselves as moving illustrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>66929851
Squeeber, thou hath been warned. To the gaol with you !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
Though shall I empty my purse for a single mention of thy name?

I digress to spend my money on valuable things as they have no meaning on my passing
So if you please endow me a of your opinion if my purse is worth to be emptied for my oshis single mention of thy name?

[Anonymous No.]

By heavens! The voluptuous body of this canine tempts me every night. I must repent for falling for the schemes of this succubus fiend while I already swore loyalty to her abracadant sister...

[Anonymous No.]

'tis come to my attention that the esteemed songstress Miss Tsunomaki will be performing in but one fortnight at the grand theater here in town.
Alas' I've spotted street urchins removing advertising prints already, as it seems there's nary one free reservation left vacant left at the venue.
Would any of you good fellows be willing to part with your invitation? I would be sure to greatly compensate for thy kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you accepted the merits of enjoying the charms of older women? I say those over the age of 30 are much stronger of character and more loving in the bedchamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
Friends of the court, tis' true the guild's woman of pink coloration is now a fair outstanding lady of valor?

[Anonymous No.]

I am very concerned for the fair Sir Koro, I believe that she has deprived herself of much needed rest and should take care to get some much needed sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66924034
>What does Lady Reine think of it?
Lady Reine is an oriental and thus should know that it was naught but a dalliance for Lady Kiara, who herself is of pure European stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
I believe we are overdue on seeing who is in fact the single most, yes indeed the single most, productive and in fact adorable member of HololiveID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
哦,利庫皇帝,請給我們更多的鴉片,我們保證為您建造更多的戰艦

[Anonymous No.]

>>66931780
I shall watch not the pink woman. Her discourse while partaking of the absinth hath verily been a why of bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66932253
Pray inform me of the lady Kaela. Why doth she forbid the laughing in a loud voice ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66932253
I suggest your prestigious women to mash pisser with underage girl such as Princess Beautiful Gem of the White Peoples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66932253
Indoneisians are for slavery anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>66932253
>>66932965
Gekoloniseerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>66932893
it is in fact unladylike to imitate a laughing chimp wouldn't you agree? The fact she can exercise such control over herself is commendable at the least
>>66932945
I believe you must substantiate and elaborate on your suggestion sir.
>>66932965
>>66933014
who let this rabble in? A Dutchman of all things. Did he mistake us for the brothel perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

Aghast! My fair lady will retreat to her homestead for twice a fortnight. None can understand the depth of my sorrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>66933184
'Tis with I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66933184
I come bearing information best left with pursed-lips; that homestead is mine own

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Absolutely seething with rage

[Anonymous No.]

Thine oshi hath attracted lesser crowd than mine oshi. I dare say graduation may suit her better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66933846
I say your oshi attracting a greater crodw merely proves she is a greater harlot

[Anonymous No.]

>>66933184
>for twice a fortnight
dost thou believe that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66932253
May I suggest a collaboration between your esteemed hardworking Lady of The Thousand Isles and the pink coyote of the Far East? I can only imagine what the results will be when two women of such calibre work together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66933846
Numering bundles of sticks is a sickness upon this realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>66934739
Imagine, if thou willst, the aroma

[Anonymous No.]

>>66934739
What about a certain rrat from a penal colony called Australia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66934739
I believe any collaboration between mature women can only be productive and of great joy to us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
Gentlemen,
I reckon Nijisanji doth not seem so foul..

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935194
I am of the believe this one here is being payed to utter these words

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935194
Heathen! Your words have the repugnant aroma of bribery

[Anonymous No.]

>>66934802
I say those crowd counting gentlemen resemble apes hailing from Indochina!
>painting related

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935194
The second of four of third of four is a company of a color most dark. I have heard tale that they squander meal and board of their maids for favor of purchasing a steamboat for their majordomo !

[Anonymous No.]

Could y'all post some etchings? I'm out on the Western frontier. We ain't got much out here. I reckon it would really brighten up our day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935472
I do say, while within these halls we should henceforyh require a man to disclaim his port of origin !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935578
When I gaze at the fare lady thus, I feel as a goose who has only recently hatched

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935194
my friend, do you not hear of the tales told by the entertainers whom hath escaped nijisanji? it truly is a guild most black

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935408
>>66935290
>>66935576
What ludicrous! Thou hast heard falsely, ye fellows! The blue dragon is most admirable and comely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935472
Never let it be forgotten that the lady Pekora hath purchased a fornicating simian !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935888
Are the rumors of the ape's passing true my good sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935885
This letter has been penned by Charles Babbage's creation, not by man !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935888
Surely you jest

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935194
A guild that treats the fair fairy of the forest, beloved by all guilds and patrons, with such disdain and tormenting her by refusing every request of hers, should never be a guild one can expect excellent service or even speak well of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935885
I do not even know which Dragon is which, their designs are of such similarity, it's an embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935885
'Tis be the truth, this guild is vile and its overlord Riku a most ludicrous fiend. For each hundred shillings the aristocrat receives, the fair lady receives a mere three!

[Anonymous No.]

Any news of the skipper shark? Her vessel was last seen departing Sendai three fortnights ago.

[Anonymous No.]

I wager the Hebrews besought this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>66936165
you are a knave fellow

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913920
Good sir, I do believe the explanation lies in these primitives' fondness of, shall we say, unnatural practices, much like the ones that lonely sailors in our navy do indulge in at certain times.

[Anonymous No.]

[Declaration Respecting The Dismissal Of The Agreement With Mel Night Sky]

We wouldst liketh to expresseth our frank gratitude for thy continuous support of the Holographic Show Manufacturer.

We lament to declare yond that as of January 16th, Year of Our Lord 1824, we has't did banish our pseudowoman-showrunner, Mel Night Sky, out of the framework covenant.

It hast been affirm'd that Mel Night Sky hast, in accordance with the action yond profaned her holidame pledge by
disclosing wisdom yond the Dame reaped from the show manufacturers to the outsiders.

As a consequence, we has't resolute yond it hast become arduous to continue administering and sustaining the Dame, henceforth, with accord from the Dame herself, we have elected to make this
judgment.

Many grant you mercy, Cover & Co.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66937164
Imagine the fools who shall cry bloody murder at a breach of contract resulting in termination. The absolute state things. Bless her soul and may she find good fortune elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>66937164
May the wrath of God be felt in the wretched heart of the fiend that tricked the fair lady, and his soul be drowned into the darkest depths of the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911039
FPBP

[Anonymous No.]

>>66937376
Signor Justin Ignacio, or, as the people honor him, Monsieur Gunrun of the VPristine Family, is well-known for his kindness in taking care of stray children and widows of the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66937904
Good sir! The family thou speak of runs a deep guild of prostitution!

[Anonymous No.]

Me thinks this unidentified gentlemen was not privy to the women behind the mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>66937477
Amen, let I carried thy prayer to Abess Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

Since when is $5 considered cheap?

[Anonymous No.]

Troupe Hololive's yearly festivus is only two moons from now. Do you hold expectations?

[Anonymous No.]

I Sneedeth

[Anonymous No.]

Good gentlemen, it seems as if my dear lady Kotoka has cooked a meal fit for the devil. My stomach has been twisting in complete agony from a single bite. I fear that it may be my time to visit our father in heaven... For those who encounter her, do not by any means listen to her sweet mutterings or you shall become a victim too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66938668
Would you consider $158 cheap for a human being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66938668
For today's market? You can send two letters with a red envelope for your beloved, maybe even more if you counterfeit your silver with the ones that come from the poor nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66938865
I yearn for them not to take off Duchess Luna's portrait from the town hall bulletin board ever again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66938865
I expect that my favorite and thine favorite shall break many an oyster together

[Anonymous No.]

Live on

[Anonymous No.]

>>66939008
Whomst?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913582
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>66938247
Verily, a damsel hath a need for sustenance, and who doth not relish the merriment with a captivating lady? Though they may not comport themselves with the same propriety as the fair maidens of the Hololive guild, these lasses possess a charm uniquely their own.

Mine preferred choice among these fair maidens is the lass whose laughter hath oft been likened unto a kettle's mirthful whistle. Her winsome disposition doth serve as a splendid foil to the other damsels in their company, rendering her most endearing in my esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
>On April 14, 1865, Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth while attending Holo Fes 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>66944746
I applaud this; the emancipation of indies is a grave mistake that future generations will bemoan and suffer greatly under. It's a small consolation that the wretched Lincoln shall not enjoy the self satisfaction of his destructive acts

[Anonymous No.]

>>66913582
Here's a more accurate image

[Anonymous No.]

I know Kiara's pretty vocal about her support for the Confederacy, but did she really have to put Flare in chains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66944746
This would imply that Booth was also part of the event Lincoln was watching as in our timeline
>JWB was a homo collaber

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Basically no one in this thread was saying "thee" or "thine", everyone was speaking relatively appropriately, this attempt to look superior to others has only made you look the fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66945541
Everyone knows that Booth was a massive Niijisanji fan

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when tensions between Hololive and Nijisanji caused the Boshin War?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
How will Marietards ever recover? Josephinechads keep winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
???

[Anonymous No.]

Sui-chan completed a successful pilgrimage to the Papal States. The Sistine Chapel is truly exquisite and a must see for any would be traveler pilgrim or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66931780
Lies!! Yon harlot hath never appologised for her degeneracy nor saught to pay penance for her sins and so she will never be forgiven - by me nor by God!! May you also be damned to Hell for bringing her bloated face before us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
When the shark comes back from hiatus again, Gura, Gura!
We'll give her a hearty welcome then, Gura, Gura!
The men will cheer, the boys will shout,
The ladies, they will all seethe and pout,
And we'll all feel gay when Gura comes marching home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001

[Anonymous No.]

>>66933846
Your oshi is a harlot, however. Mine, a pure maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

My heart is empty, for my eyes have not set sight upon that wonderful visage of the great shark for many moons.
Alas, I have taken up walking and enjoying nature's beauty which is quite pleasing to my person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935888
A fornicating simian?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66944301
a knave, he was. never engage in para-socialism with your psuedo-showrunner of choice. she will never carry your kin

[Anonymous No.]

I do declare that the lady you hold in the highest regard performs at burlesque shows in the evenings.

[Anonymous No.]

Alas, will my oshi ever return to her former self. Or continue down the dark path.
>nevermore

[Anonymous No.]

Unicels ‘er scoundrels and get thy rope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935888
Was it not a syncopated primate?

[Anonymous No.]

>66913853
Such a weak instigation. I shall not reward it with a mark of (Thou).

[Anonymous No.]

>>66944746
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>66923201
Governors! This man alludes to the unspeakable! Tis a plot, I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66931780
BY ZEUS, I LOVE THE GOOD LADY CALLIOPE AND I WOULD WED THIS OUTCAST, ESTABLISH A HOMESTEAD WITH THIS OUTCAST AND SIRE AN HEIR WITH THIS OUTCAST, A BONNIE SON WHO SHALL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS YET ALSO BE AS MUCH OF A BLITHE VISIONARY AS HIS VOLUPTUOUS MISUNDERSTOOD MOTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>66931837
Forsooth, to speak thus is the conduct of an enemy. May she never return thine fingers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935578
New Worlders would fare best to remain on their side of the Atlantic. This guildhall is property of fair Europa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66936165
Watch shows, uneducated heathen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66937904
>VPristine
Methinks "VProstitute" better befits them, oho!

[Anonymous No.]

I have gazed upon the visage of lady Sakamata of Orkney. I find her to be a most charming lass and I have hopes that in this opinion we are of equal mind !

[Anonymous No.]

>>66972858
i hear talk that milady reeks of a port town harbor. imagine the aroma

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
There's a pink bunny vtuber
That I am gonna see
No other anon could miss her
Not half as much as me
She cried so when I supa
It's like to broke my heart
And if I ever find her
We never more will part

She's the sweetest little bnnuy
That chuubas ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds
They sparkle like Mtn Dew
You may talk about your Calliope
And sing of Wosemi
But Phase Connect's pink bunny
Is the only gal for me!

[Anonymous No.]

Behold from the Dark continent, the most powerful leader of Secret Society of Holocks, Mistress Laplus

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935888
Lady Pekora purchased a fornicating simian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66974267
PLAPPE PLAPPE PLAPPE PLAPPE BEAR CHILDREN BEAR CHILDREN BEAR CHILDREN BEAR CHILDREN

[Anonymous No.]

What will the be the smallpox of /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>Lady Mel, the blond countess of strigoi kin hath been excommunicated
>Even Lord Iagoo and Lady A issued royal proclamations on the matter
>The ships of Dame Fwawa and Dame Mococo have not returned from the expedition to find the Northwest Passage
Verily... 'Tis the Ultimate Ÿab

[Anonymous No.]

>>66930792
The point hitherto being that ladies of Austria including damsel Kiara are befouled by the left party anti-monarchists, antis for short, who are vile bridge-dwelling bandits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66936478
Was her captain a Sir John Franklin?

[Anonymous No.]

By God, this congregation of masked fellows verily humor me so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66976438
Bridge-dwelling ? Mean ye the trollkin of the Norwegian lands ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935998
Surely 'tis but a rumor my dear sir.
Lady Pekora shan't be bad-mouthed in such frivolous manner. We both know yond nijinegroes wait for such nonce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66921277
>Ladies and Gentlemen of the court! I do declare to each and every one of ye that I truly pine for my dearest mother.

[Anonymous No.]

it be Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, the pepeloni, pepeloni. Art thou acquainted with the pepeloni? The nobody? I invariably— I invariably bespeak the domino, domino pepeloni; and sans pepeloni. I consistently request the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I have a fondness for pepeloni. I always— I always request the cheese-cheese pan. How might I elucidate? I can expound via my illustration. I consistently, request such as the cheese pan that hath cheese upon hither, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza. And then I request, when I request pepeloni the ear, it always possesseth the pepeloni aloft. But I discard this, Away! Because I partake not of it!

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>>66911328
I do declare that anon has been overdosing on opium again. We all enjoy the puppeteering skills of the Cover Cabaret girls, but her puppet is only dead in the sense that her operator was fired, on account of her loose lips while cavorting with a hussy from a rival operation

[Anonymous No.]

>>66980056
Tower of London..

[Anonymous No.]

>>66936165
Hath you not eyes, good sir? The lavender dragon is the lady of amusing temperament. That of the cornflower shades has a pleasingly relaxing disposition.
Be warned, neither sister dame has any brain to share betwixt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66943843
Governess Kyoran's sister, I do believe. They share a bosom size that is unmistakable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66919163
Thou hath but naught a clue, the language was vastly different in the fifteenth century I assure you. They might as well have spoken "High German" at the time

I take it thine angst is the result of thine maiden of choice being not a maiden but a harlot

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My fellow brothers and sisters I can contain this raging beast in my chest no longer. I have become smitten for a woman of the undead variety. the grips of death cannot contain the vigor in her soul, a vigor that radiates feelings of joy in the deepest depths of my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982259(myself)
"cannot contain" pardon me, my pen had run dry without my notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982259
Thine thoughts of necrophilia are revolting I say, seek immediate treatment within thine nearest asylum

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982004
>I take it thine angst is the result of thine maiden of choice being not a maiden but a harlot
Verily, this did provoke mirth, my good sir. Wishing thee a most pleasant day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935888
I cannot fathom that Lady Pekora hath acquired a most unusual simian companion.
What musings occupied her mind, one wonders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
The dismissal of Lady Mel doth serve as confirmation of Cover's dubious nature.
Verily, the establishment known as Cover is deemed a dark enterprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982935
Charles! please explain to this simpleton why common school children are more capable of rational thought than he

[Anonymous No.]

Ooga booga, me love oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

look upon POTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982935
Farewell, fair lady Carmilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>66983009
a zulu. revolting

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982991
Thou canst not deceive me.
Thou art an apprentice in the dark enterprise, endeavoring to divert from the veracity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66983021
Contrary to expectations of mine this appears not to be the famed Magus Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>66983270
*bewitches thee*

[Anonymous No.]

>>66983869
What in the good Lord's name have you done to my manhood?

[Anonymous No.]

could any fine gentleman in the court spare me a bottle of omaru slezáková sweat-- i seem to have run dry and i simply must have one more taste

[Anonymous No.]

exquisite thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
Eyeglasses do possess remarkable versatility. Initially, one may observe spectacles-donned young ladies removing them, instantaneously assuming a countenance of beauty. Alternatively, one could witness bespectacled maidens flashing delightful smiles or partaking in the mischievous act of purloining the spectacles adorning the protagonist's visage, accompanied by a triumphant proclamation akin to, "Haha, procured your spectacles!" Such occurrences are undeniably excessively charming! Moreover, gentlemen sporting eyeglasses! I derive immense satisfaction when their spectacles emanate an enigmatic gleam, capable of bestowing either a genuinely sophisticated appearance or serving as a jest. I particularly appreciate how they manage to cater to diverse abstract inclinations. The amusement derived from altering the styles and hues of eyeglasses based on one's mood is quite substantial! Indeed, it is an exceedingly enjoyable pursuit! Half-rimmed spectacles, thick-framed spectacles, and an array of other styles! It is akin to relishing a myriad of eyeglasses at a lavish feast. I ardently wish for Luna to experiment with a few or for Marine to consider donning them in lieu of her eyepatch. It is imperative that eyeglasses become a prevailing trend within Hololive, with the prospect of offering them for sale during HoloComi. Do you not concur that it is imperative to formally introduce eyeglasses to all and sundry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982259
The grips of death can't contain the vigor in my manhood either, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66911001
UOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Child's ankles and wrists!!!! So lewd!!! She requires correction posthaste!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66936478
Aye knew ‘twas a mistake to put so much of me coin on her venture, twould have been better invested in the Austrian lass with the loose tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>66969486
We do not talk of those matters in these halls

[Anonymous No.]

>>66982259
A desire most unnatural, the devil has taken hold of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>66944746
Booth couldn't have possibly done this on his own. Someone must have aided him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66985990
I would proffer counsel to refrain from such a course, good sir. The Austrian harlot doth grapple with a disordered intellect.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I present you Lemon powered train engine
https://files.catbox.moe/x6zag4.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

blast it, that confounding fish man has come back with another ridiculous inventions, who keeps inviting him within the walls of lur establishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66986449
This method of transportation will surely revolutionize society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66985763
Good sir, what is thy opinion of the adornment of feline-like ears ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66987398
Coitus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66935578
I reckon that there picture is showin one mighty fine lass, good sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>66987398
a lady by the name of Subaru remarked,
>they are not of human origin hence exempt from human rights, therein lies their allure

[Anonymous No.]

Gentleman, it has come to my attention that the far east company "Nijisanji" bares the mark of the negro. Their practices by their leadership to their performers are unbecoming, and we shall not trust them a moment more. As evidence of my claim, they give nary but a single percent of the profits of the merchandise to their performers, and I suspect that their primary leader is siphoning donations to fund a luxurious watercraft.

[Anonymous No.]

I am enjoying this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Amongst the many maidens of Halemedel, whomst doth thou usher?

For I 'tis the friendsome vixen Flurria Fairsprite.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, my alluring gothic wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>66970899
>BY ZEUS
By the LORD, there be a filthy Pagan in our midst. I must inform this man's employer of his disguised Devil worship. I pray that you see the light one day.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi there, everything OK?
I'm an ESL and have no idea what's you guys are talking about.. are you even speaking English?
Hololive.. guild? It's 2018s and we're all into Japanese Vtuber Kizuna Ai. Shakespeare is not my thing, sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66989642
Forsake this wretched man, good sir, as thou canst plainly discern his fondness for the harlot Calliope Mori, and hence, his lack of wit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66989861
Silence, foreigner. The natural population is discussing important matters regarding our entertainment. We shall not listen to the drivel of foreigners about foreign matters at this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66989526
I desire to hold hands with this comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>66990271
Do you desire to go through with this act before the sanctimony of marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66990310
Have I stuttered in my speech ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66990271
Filthy degenerates such as yourself belong in the stocks, villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>66990387
Do as thou must
But know that I, Takeshi, will assume the form of copulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>66990357
Aye, you have not. I was hoping to give you the benefit of the doubt, but it is shown to me now that you are a man not worthy of such benefit. I shall inform your pastor of this, and the fair maiden's father shall be alerted beforehand to protect her before you defile her purity.

[Anonymous No.]

Officers of the court, I have a confession to make. I have grown fond of a woman who dresses like rodent, and who regrettably partakes in activities with certain gentlemen from time to time. She verily does have her own flaws and she even drew scorn from myself before I watched her performances, but her behavior at the theater is one of cuteness and endearment. It was this behavior that soothed my heart. I also admit that I when I gaze at her scandalous costume, I am consumed with lust. Please do not punish me unduly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66991063
I wish for the rodent of chaotic nature to possess this earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>66989969
Wise words from a reasonable chap such as thyself. However, I have noted an increased interest in cultural exchange between Europe and distant Japan in recent times. I spy an increase in import of cultural items in the future, one should not shy away from investing in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>66963193
Sometimes I envision mother nature as her own person. Such alluring visage enters my mind that I can barely contain myself! Oh, I dream of remarkable "assets" and unrivalled fertility. Lord is it too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66989526
>vixen
Art thou blind? Certainly you brought an image of a household feline

[Anonymous No.]

>>66992043
Praise be to the man who was kind enough to acknowledge the wit and reason portrayed by myself. However, I must caution you to use your higher intellect and take great pause to think before you ink these words to the paper. For you are sending this letter to a man of the Americas. Indeed, I hail from the United States of America. The relationship between the Jap and the European are of little concern to us. But I would be remiss to acknowledge that our own countrymen have made great strides in trade with the Japs in 1858, so I have become more familiar with their theater performances like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Japan" instead of Japonne, Zipang, "the Orient" etc.
>Keeping names intact instead of using variant spellings or quaint localisations
>using "thine" instead of "thy" even before a consonant
>an abundance of like errors

Weftstrong though we may be on this hour, and in this I rejoice... whomst'd've furnished thee with thy vernacular?