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God's gunkiest soldier

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: shadow weekend

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>66699110

>> No.66724362

shontoes

>> No.66724400

Waltuh

>> No.66724415

crushing shondos fingers with pliers

>> No.66724508

breaking shondo's knees with a pipe wrench

>> No.66724533

snapping shondos neck and spinning it around backwards so I can kiss her while doing her from behind

>> No.66724551

smacking Shondo's nape everytime I pass by her

>> No.66724586

shondo in my arms while lovingly giving her backshots

>> No.66724590

splashing scalding hot coffee in shondos face because there wasn't a hot meal waiting on the table

>> No.66724598

>>66724533
this is absolutely horrifying i love it plus dubs

>> No.66724660

>>66724598
truly brings a wicked smile

>> No.66724746
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66724746

I like fallenshadow and have had fun watching the stream today she's very cute.

>> No.66724763

>>66724660
myesss... quite...

>> No.66724772

gently caressing shondos face and giving her a loving kiss on her soft slightly of blood tasting lips as a punishment

>> No.66724790

>>66724541
fake news

>> No.66724863

praising shondo and giving her a passionate kiss and she lowers her defences and then biting her tongue and ripping it out of her mouth

>> No.66724887

laying in bed with a battered shondo for 16 hours

>> No.66724910

>>66724047
I got a giggle out of her from a resub msg during the Lily's night off stream.
Now if only my normal messages were better

>> No.66724938

how many open hand slaps to the face do you think Shondo can take?

>> No.66724989

>>66724938
as many as i want her to take, she has no say.

>> No.66725018

>>66724938
She gets knocked out in 1

>> No.66725039

recording sounds for a horror game using shondo as a live model

>> No.66725088
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66725088

stripping shondo naked and pushing her down. tying her to a chair and propping her eyes open, forcing her to watch me play league of legends for 13 hours at a time. no bathroom breaks she has to pee on herself

>> No.66725236

name on stream

>> No.66725280

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.66725379

>5even5
>gets bullied
>only gives 100 bits
>doesn't get a "I love you" back

>> No.66725403

getting shondo addicted to hugs and kisses

>> No.66725424

>>66725379
its over

>> No.66725452

>>66725379
I forgor what did he say

>> No.66725466

Passionate love making with shondo

>> No.66725471

getting shondo addicted to downstairs kisses

>> No.66725505

>>66725379
The woman thing if telling you she's sorry for teasing but the subtly of not saying "i love you" back. Devastating.

>> No.66725517

i was busy making lamen who did she chose first? it was dewd right?

>> No.66725530

>>66725452
It was about him having fauna as his oshi but still claiming shondo is his wife

>> No.66725567

actually rigged that time

>> No.66725600

>magnetomaster gets in
not rigged, not in the slightest

>> No.66725614

shondos nutty cunny cave

>> No.66725626

>>66725530
ohhhh that guy. well atleast she apologized

>> No.66725653

>>66725600
you can tell she fibbed that one because she was all giggly when she read it

>> No.66725658

>>66725600
>>66725567
I can't believe she randomly chosen 7 other people just to look unbiased just to have a favorite in the end

>> No.66725660

literally who even are some of these people. paying subs only pls...

>> No.66725703

she just said that to me not the animal btw

>> No.66725812

snapping shondos phone in half and throwing the pieces at her after she tries to contact her family again

>> No.66725822

She's cute and nice and I like her.

>> No.66725884

teaching shondo how to cook and be a mother(she hates it)

>> No.66725928

im going to send her a funny email :)

>> No.66725933

>reading dewd's message again
not really hiding it

>> No.66725943

literally every dewd comment is being read kek

>> No.66725962

the brainworms are winning again help

>> No.66726026

>>66725812
D-don't do that aha... It might explode! Smile

>> No.66726044

>10:16:25PM moobot: @UndinePriestess has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:16:27PM moobot: @lolek1818x has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:16:30PM moobot: @lord0flethargy has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:16:32PM moobot: @Bacon_Bits10 has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:16:35PM moobot: @CDo7P has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:16:37PM moobot: @Acid_Efflux has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:16:40PM moobot: @aedwinnnnnnn has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:17:42PM moobot: @gesio0 has been drawn for the giveaway!
>10:17:43PM moobot: @BigHatMegumin has been drawn for the giveaway!

magneto doko?

>> No.66726088

how can she say she will feed the chickens as a good farm wife but she can't even take care of a virtual animal

>> No.66726096

>>66726044
this bitch...

>> No.66726108
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>>66726044
>it's real
Erm, why would she do this to us??

>> No.66726109

>>66726044
lol

>> No.66726120

>>66726044
don't question

>> No.66726156

>>66726044
i didnt need to see this to know that, you could tell by her voice

>> No.66726164

>>66726044
>favorites aren't real btw

>> No.66726185

>>66726044
I thought she misspoke

>> No.66726318

she even has a short temple for virtual turtles
im worried about manager.....

>> No.66726341

>>66726044
smile nod sit in the chair stop noticing etc

>> No.66726390

>>66726044
syadouHappynod

>> No.66726410

>>66726044
>2 of the people that got in her BA club got picked
not beating the allegations...

>> No.66726447

im gonna fap to 3d tonight as revenge for what she did

>> No.66726477

>>66726410
a ton of shoggers got in it, they just left

>> No.66726534

>>66726477
because she threatened to ban them if they stayed in their secret flirting chat
and thats why no one has leaked the chats yet aswell

>> No.66726556

smashing a sony FW900 CRT monitor over shondos head because i didn't get picked as a name for her game

>> No.66726625

>>66726556
only reasonable reaction

>> No.66726747

honestly, watching ft play that awful medieval tarkov game was more entertaining than this

>> No.66726762

>>66726747
I miss slow mode...

>> No.66726764

Shondo you're a stupid bitch

>> No.66726882

how do i become a visiting player

>> No.66726886

>I want babies
>give me babies
ON THE WAY SHONDO

>> No.66726921

which favorite is going to get "selected" this time?

>> No.66726965

>>66726921
I'm emailing her if I don't get picked.

>> No.66727022

>>66726921
I'm grooming FT if I don't get picked.

>> No.66727038

i'd get her pregnant in less than a day

>> No.66727089

whoever she picks is the fertile male she wants

>> No.66727291

>>66727089
who

>> No.66727444

>more favorites got in

>> No.66727487

>>66727444
You can't just call every long-time sub a favorite

>> No.66727504

It really only took one day of her doing slow mode and realizing she doesn't like a lot of people in the community and would rather interact with the few guys that she actually enjoys.

>> No.66727546

>>66727504
so you mean theyre a human being okay got it

>> No.66727556

>>66727504
so true dewd, lets make shitposting a little bit less obvious though okay?

>> No.66727612

>>66727487
yes I can

>> No.66727632

Every other name appeared on the chat she actually handpicked magneto lmao

>> No.66727672

one day i will be a favourite

>> No.66727699

I want to put a knife in her belly

>> No.66727704

SHONDO THE TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.66727776

have you noticed that there's like a 10 second delay between streams on your phone vs on the computer?

>> No.66727787

i think she should play a simpler game like theme park

>> No.66727930

uh oh oldbros
she isn't into the age gap

>> No.66727944

John Titor is a girl? What is this, Stein's Gate?

>> No.66728077

>reads dewd's comment again

>> No.66728097

Shondo will lose respect for you if you roll a female animal or a small male, be aware

>> No.66728320

the fake love feels bad desu

>> No.66728326

>>66728077
Respect the King.

>> No.66728354

>raid tobs
>amogus dick in chat

>> No.66728361

The kisses were aimed at tier 1s btw

>> No.66728370

>>66728077
Why are you ignoring me?

>> No.66728396

>>66728370
you're cool

>> No.66728415

why is she so autistic about not being called tobs?

>> No.66728442

>>66728415
woman

>> No.66728482

>>66728415
because her name is tobs on twitch, so if you say tobs it pings her
just like how autists ping nina

>> No.66728493

>>66728415
because it pings her in chat

>> No.66728568

Sex with FallenShadow!!

>> No.66728581

when is tobs going to vrchat again
she was so sex in vrchat but she's so boring while streaming normally

>> No.66728603

hi :)

>> No.66728607
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66728607

just want to be back...

>> No.66728647

>>66728607
should have thought about that before you fucked up and found out

>> No.66728648

>>66728603
You are a stupid bitch, Shondo. Stop getting 3 guy'd.

>> No.66728659

>>66728607
give it a year and you can appeal probably

>> No.66728665

>>66728603
hi shondo! please grind your cunny on my face

>> No.66728698
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66728698

I love watching shondo explore emotes of whoever she raids

>> No.66728706

>>66728603
hello

>> No.66728709

>>66728415
It pings her

>> No.66728722

>>66728603
keep pretending to be her on 4chan :)

>> No.66728759

YEAH HERE WE GO

>> No.66728822

>>66728759
ARE YOU MARIO

>> No.66728850
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66728850

i still remember that one poster who was like "why can't you guys believe her" "hahahaha you can't unconditionally love her" and i said she could murder my family and i would still love her
i hope that was shondo and i hope she took me serious

>> No.66728869

Imagine if Shondo was a spider and you pulled her legs off one by one.

>> No.66728872

>>66728607
Don't appeal yet, my venezuelan email spammers working overtime right now with my latest brainworms

>> No.66728895

The other time I watched tob she sounded completely stoned and did a strange nervous laugh at everything. This is a bit of whiplash

>> No.66728898

imagine if shondo was a human and you pulled her limbs off one by one and beat her with them

>> No.66728916

>>66728607
You've learned nothing. Even sucking up to thirf because he's one of the few that suck your dick is pretty pathetic.

>> No.66728920

so was the fertile chad favorite. she probably handpicked Dewd like she handpicked magneto

>> No.66729011

>>66728872
kek
>>66728916
>sucking up
is that really what you're calling it?

>> No.66729010

>>66728920
there's probably a reason why she keeps saying dyrrbal's name so many times
she just like names with d in them

>> No.66729040

>>66729010
what a slut

>> No.66729089

>>66729011
When you're trying to score goodboy points from a community you're banned from? Yes, that's what I call it you fucking snake.

>> No.66729210

I want to cut Shondo's digits off with a bone-saw, and put them into a little bowl. Put her little fingies into my stainless steel Hobart grinder, and turn them into meat paste. Cook the paste in olive oil, seasoned with sea salt and served on a buttered and toasted brioche bun. Imagine making her eat her own little fingies haha.

>> No.66729232

>>66729089
would you rather he go full on anti

>> No.66729244

>>66729089
okay :)

>> No.66729395
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66729395

actually fucked up.

>> No.66729402

>>66729232
As opposed to what? Not behaving in a way that gets him banned? Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.66729446

>>66729395
she definitely has a list of handpicked favorites she uses for giveaways to show her love... fucking giru won on the new years one, i mean cmon

>> No.66729546

>>66729395
>>66729446
none of these people even get that much interaction
i do like the shonspiracy theory crafting

>> No.66729563

>>66729395
I just don't get why she blatantly lies

>> No.66729588

>>66729395
nod stop noticing smile sit on the chair etc

>> No.66729632

>>66729546
it's that magnetomaster got "picked" by her while it never shows his name

>> No.66729656

>>66729546
>megumin
>suguri
>undine
all these people are big wig paypigs

>> No.66729684

>>66729632
i would have asked her if i had noticed at the time but it was too weird to bring it up after the fact

>> No.66729690

>>66729588
There is nothing to notice. Do you call every subbed regular a 'favorite'?

>> No.66729693

What if Shondo actually has really bad breath from the dry mouth from her meds? and has a really sensitive butthole because she only has gross watery diarrhea shits for the last 3 years.

>> No.66729712

>>66729588
She literally said this on stream

>> No.66729715

>>66729632
holy shit BLATANT favoritism. fuck her lmao favoring dm goomer gang one again

>> No.66729740

>>66729693
donate asking her

>> No.66729752

>>66729632
I thought she misspoke and corrected herself

>> No.66729802

>>66729740
no I wouldn't do that. I don't know why I made that post. it was mean. I like Shondo a lot.

>> No.66729806

>>66729752
what do you mean?

>> No.66729867

>>66729806
Did she actually name somebody after Magneto? It sounded like she misspoke

>> No.66729900

>>66729867
Did you not watch the fucking stream?

>> No.66729905

>>66729867
Yes she did.

>> No.66729940

>>66729802
how can you be so considerate but not aware how grimey that fantasy was
i'm a ryonachad btw

>> No.66729970

>>66729900
I was on my phone and watched with 160p

>> No.66730056

>>66729395
>>66729684
Maybe it was just a bug. Wouldn't be the first time a bot acts weirdly.

>> No.66730142

i hate the lot of you so please watch this >>>/gif/26553081

>> No.66730182
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66730182

tbdesu I've been riding the high from this for a month. I really do love this silly anime girl streamer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L42kb8fDKw&ab_channel=WyattFlores

>> No.66730218

>>66730142
kek

>> No.66730245
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>>66730142
wtfff

>> No.66730320

>>66730056
sure lol

>> No.66730385

>>66729395
>not enough favorites, gotta handpick magneto

>> No.66730392

snapping shondos shins with a crowbar

>> No.66730473

>>66730320
It's more likely than your headcanon

>> No.66730497

>>66730142
this guy makes all the ryona posts

>> No.66730530

there's at least 2 of us

>> No.66730537

I'm a clipchad and not a streamcuck, can I still call Shondo my wife?

>> No.66730545

Imagine coming home from the gym and finding shondo in the living room eating the innards of your dead sister. She thought you were cheating on her so she killed her.

>> No.66730555

the tranny is still going

>> No.66730569

>>66730473
whatever you say magneto

>> No.66730595

how was zatsu, I'm only barely hanging onto vodwatching these days I just like to catch up with her by at least skimming through zatsu

>> No.66730607

>>66730537
if you intend on never chasing after other women for the rest of your life sure why not

>> No.66730667

>>66730537
do whatever you want, what can she reasonably do about it

>> No.66730740

>>66730545
she was right

>> No.66730747

Shondo is the type of girl that would file down her toenails to points to pretend she has claws.

>> No.66730752

>>66730555
block and ignore
it's for the best

>> No.66730821

found out shondo vapes today
it ruined me

>> No.66730872

messing with shondos vape so it explodes and sends shards of plastic into her eyes and face

>> No.66730874

>>66730821
fake and gay, didnt watch stream

>> No.66730957

>>66730874
do your otter reps

>> No.66731031

Sometimes I think about straddling Shondo and pinning her hands down and hocking a big loogie. Pushing it out slowly and her eyes widen as she realizes what's going to happen. (non-sexual, like what you do to your little sister.)

>> No.66731042

sabotaging shondos chair so the gas lift catastrophically fails sending metal shooting upwards into her shunny and shondus

>> No.66731062

>>66728607
No. You lose. You are a pathetic faggot loser. You lose, you get nothing, good day sir.

>> No.66731083

nice, new wordle and spelling bee time :)

>> No.66731090

>>66731042
oof that's scary

>> No.66731094

>>66730957
bait to get people to look at gay dudes with their dicks out

>> No.66731102

the otter isn't real the otter isn't real it's not real it's not real he's baiting the otter isn't real he's baiting it's a wild goose chase it's not real

>> No.66731104

>giving Shondo a wedgie so vicious it lifts her off pale, bare little feet off the ground.

>> No.66731108

>>66731083
thank you for reminding me :)

>> No.66731113

>>66730957
What is this otter thing about? What account are you talking about?

>> No.66731131

post otter 328

>> No.66731160

>>66731042
hot

>> No.66731183

>>66731104
I'm sure she'll get wet from a front wedgie FUCK that's sounds super hot

>> No.66731195
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>>66731113
same place you will find this image(and many others)
FOLLOW THE OTTER

>> No.66731217

>shondo doesn't like photoshopped cosplayers
>uses push up bra
what did she mean by this?

>> No.66731248

>>66731217
gotta look good for certain things

>> No.66731261

>>66731083
wtf you lied, it's still the old one

>> No.66731276

>>66731195
That's neither marley or otis

>> No.66731306

>>66731261
it updates at midnight in your timezone

>> No.66731312
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shurtle

>> No.66731367

>>66731248
fo da beast

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>>66731306
are you doing this one?

>> No.66731422

>>66731312
this is cute

>> No.66731433

>>66731367
that beast? me

>> No.66731440

>>66731217
I assumed she meant the ones that make themselves look like strange aliens, mostly in Asian countries. Photoshop is just extended makeup for girls now.

>> No.66731449

>>66730667
What if she gets mad?

>> No.66731456

so what was the prechat like when she removed slow mode?
did everyone shadowHappynod?

>> No.66731478

>>66731367
the beast? my penis

>> No.66731509

>>66731456
everyone clapped and cheered

>> No.66731517

>>66731195
you're funny
>>66731456
everyone said they liked it on and she said she wasn't sure if she liked it

>> No.66731537

>>66731456
the vast majority said they liked slow mode

>> No.66731541

>>66731456
everyone Smiled and it was beautiful

>> No.66731565

strangling shadow with her push up bra after throwing her breast pads at her head
>>66731417
i just did my wordle, starting this now

>> No.66731605

>>66731456
like 20 people liked other 10 thought 5 seconds is good

>> No.66731634

>>66731456
everyone but magneto said they like slow mode

>> No.66731651

There should be a 30 second cooldown between posts!

>> No.66731771

but seriously though, why does she keep discussing things in the thread literally in the next stream?

>> No.66731805

>>66731517
thanks
>>66731565
i might be retarded but todays one is kinda annoying

>> No.66731824

>>66731771
she didn't, you're just imagining things

>> No.66731840

>>66731634
so that's how you get the secret favorite pick, you don't be a yesman

>> No.66731873

I like to imagine dismembering Shondo but when I'm done all of the Shondo wriggle and move back together and she heals back to 100hp

>> No.66731905

>>66731824
stop gaslighting me shondo, I don't like fibbers.

>> No.66731939

>>66731873
da Shondo pieces*

>> No.66731984

sirs... I cannot get more than 2 words

>> No.66731990

>>66731840
she literally disabled slow mode without asking for opinions so people in favor of slowmode are the yesmen here

>> No.66732006

>>66731771
do you really think she'll have a nice opinion of us if she really comes here?

>> No.66732034

>>66731873
this is it. immortal punching bag is peak. actual murder is lame.

>> No.66732035

>>66731984
faker

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>>66732006
idk about you but I only say nice things here :) I keep my brainworms in a journal.

>> No.66732097

>>66732035
that doesn't contain a W

>> No.66732098

>>66731990
the yesmanning happened last stream, it was a test, and the yesmen failed.

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>>66731805
i got to 79 at the moment i think im done tho

>> No.66732170

>>66732006
how could she not look at all the comfy posts in this thread

>> No.66732182

>>66732097
war work wafer wok ware wore woke

>> No.66732226

>>66732110
farrow anon

>> No.66732247

Shondo I want to beat you over the head with your own limb, sew you up nice and then smother you with love

>> No.66732259

>>66732006
she doesn't come here for yesmen nice opinions
she comes here for a reality check away from her 3 hugboxes

>> No.66732278

>>66732226
im going to enrol shondo in a farrowing operation

>> No.66732290

>>66732170
the only uncomfy posts are a little bit of somnium flaming and one anti posting the most obvious bait

>> No.66732319

imagine having to discipline Shondo by NOT hitting her hahahaa and she's like awww c'mon, I've been baaaaad

>> No.66732355

>>66732278
this is the standard I want all posts going forward to uphold

>> No.66732366

>>66732319
this is really hot too

>> No.66732429

you're talking with favourites right now

>> No.66732448

>>66732319
realistically she would just say lame then walk away and find another husband to hit her

>> No.66732520

>>66732290
yeah she really enjoys it when you bully trannies
also whats with you and using somnium as a new boogieman?

>> No.66732592

im going to tell her i won't hit her because a man shouldn't hit a woman and when she eventually turns around in disgust to leave im going to rider kick her in the back of the fucking head

>> No.66732596

>>66732520
i don't really care that much about somnium? you're confusing me for someone else i don't have a horse in that race.
also sure add tranny bullying to the list

>> No.66732606

>joke about cheating and cars
>hears man get ford for cheating 5 times
>hears another man's wife having a scooter for being the town bicycle
>hones in on the man that cheats 5 times
>ignores the man's wife cheating
women

>> No.66732643

>>66732429
yeah they are the one trying their hardest to gaslight third rates into "favorites are not real ur a schizo :)"
gottan maintain the status quo

>> No.66732644

I like to imagine Shondo as a fae that hides my car keys to make me late for work.

>> No.66732683

>>66732592
based

>> No.66732689

I like to imagine we're all favourites posting in this thread and the baiting is all in favour of pushing each other to do better and make better posts
it's a positive thread

>> No.66732690

>>66732644
I'll stick my iron rod inside this fae creature if you know what I mean

>> No.66732726

>>66732644
i like your imagination anon

>> No.66732759

I like to imagine Shondo as a fae that cuts my car brakeline to make me die on the way to work

>> No.66732770

>>66732606
Because for the man there was an exact number which made her actually consider the logistics, rather than a vague implication of “a lot”. She was bewildered that cheating 5 times, something she perceived as unlikely, still got you a car. Everyone in the chat did the same, are you dumb?

>> No.66732786

in my dreams i am the favourite so i don't need to worry about the parasocial interaction since the dreams are the most tangible anyway

>> No.66732818

>>66732770
syadouHappynod

>> No.66732897

driving shondo headfirst into a motorway divider in a ford escort RS cosworth because she asked to change the radio station off of radio 4

>> No.66732946

>>66732596
i assumed it was you because there were a few posts naming him as an anti when any posts attributed to him were just :) shitposts

>> No.66733090

>>66731417
i dislike the word that uses all the letters for this one it seems really obscure

>> No.66733138

Driving the passenger side of a Porsche Carrera GT at 93 mph into a tree because shondo won't stop saying we did it reddit upon arriving in Santa Clarita at the end of our roadtrip

>> No.66733197

Sometimes I like to imagine that Shondo is a lighthouse and I'm a ship out on the ocean being tossed by waves. except her bulb is burnt out and I slam into the cliffs and I die
>>66733138
kek

>> No.66733214

>>66733138
you know a few of these fantasies are too in-depth and make me wonder if some of you are serious

>> No.66733284

>>66733090
strangely it was the first word I got

>> No.66733292

>>66733197
real and poetic

>> No.66733296

>>66733214
i wasn't serious with mine i would never risk damaging my car

>> No.66733348

>>66733214
its a reference

>> No.66733368

>>66733197
she forgot to turn the bulb on because she was too busy interacting with favourites in the secret channel

>> No.66733443

funny how she had to bring him up again and say that they never did anything after the thread accused her of blowing him in the last thread

>> No.66733479

>>66733443
The schizo says this every thread for the past two years anon… where have you been?

>> No.66733510

>>66733479
quote the blowjob post from 3 threads before

>> No.66733516

>>66733443
who?

>> No.66733550

>>66733510
Are you seriously this new? There’s been nothing out of the ordinary of this thread’s schizophrenia

>> No.66733559

we've moved on from the purity rrat now we're talking about comfy ryona and puzzles come back next thread for more slutposting

>> No.66733579

>>66733550
quote it

>> No.66733580

>>66733443
I think shondo should give all of us a blowjob to be fair and then I'll forgive her

>> No.66733593

Ok shondo, this is getting ridiculous, post the toes and you'll be the only flesh woman I spank the monkey to

>> No.66733618

feeding shondo a cake full of laxatives

>> No.66733623

>>66733593
this but only after you've posted your mouse shondo

>> No.66733661

>>66733443
i doubt she was even good at it

>> No.66733722
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66733722

she read this so I hope soon she considers giving us a JOI asmr weekly so we don't have any desires to cheat

>> No.66733754

my urge to punch her in the mouth is almost at its limit

>> No.66733765

>>66733722
Kek this guy’s oshi is Silvi I don’t think she’s taking anything he says seriously

>> No.66733808

>>66733516 (me)
i read "blowing up" after re-reading 3 times i am so mentally ill. i had to come back and read it a 4th time to realize

>> No.66733877

>>66733765
he likes them big, he likes them darkie, DARKIE!

>> No.66733894

>>66733722
if she provided a steady stream of lewd content I would never be able to think about any women but her. she could have that power if she wanted.

>> No.66733960

she already makes enough money without making an onlyfans or lewd content, if you want her to spiral into adult content then you need her stream to start dying off

>> No.66734017

>Sedating Shondo.
>Tying her down to the workbench turned operating table
>Shave her head.
>Start going to work with my brand new Mopec Swordfish Autopsy Saw.
>Normally costs $3200
>Got a deal because I threatened to tell the rep's wife about his affair at the convention down in Tampa last year. (heh)
>Slides through her temple bones like butter
>Think to myself, "Damn the Germans really do make good shit"
>Wait for Shondo to wake up.
>"Where am I?"
>Do you feel that?
>"W-what?"
>My dick is touching your brain right now"

>> No.66734027

>>66733894
this, I need more affection shondo
just say nice things to me please, i can't keep cheating on you like this just to get my asmr nice woman girlfriend maid i love you fix

>> No.66734040

>>66733894
yep.
i'm still going to keep only jerking off to shondo though. it's just hard to be enthusiastic about it with, she's turning me asexual unironically.

>> No.66734087

pouring boiling hot oil down shondos shirt and feeding her strips of flesh off her own back

>> No.66734118

>>66733960
She should do it because I'm her husband

>> No.66734175

>>66734087
this is within the realm of possibility, she talked about being ok with feeding us chunks of her a couple streams ago

>> No.66734210

>>66733722
>JOI asmr weekly so we don't have any desires to cheat
It's really this simple but women just can't do it and still complain about men leaving them

>> No.66734272

>>66734210
i'm want to see shondo joi more than the next guy but if you're going to leave over something like that you were never making it anyway

>> No.66734311

what about if she did a stream where we just openly abuse her and call her a dumb whore you think she'd like that

>> No.66734332

>>66734311
this is a really good idea shondo

>> No.66734406

>>66734027
lol skill issue, favorites get all that just fine

>> No.66734417

>>66734272
Look, it's ok to asexual, but not all men are and they have desires. If their desires are satiated by the woman they love, they have no frustrations or need to search for other sources that can offer it.
It's the same with women and money.

>> No.66734419

>>66734311
the yesmen would never
rather annoyingly it would be a handful of people actually abusing her and then 1450 people patting and sending hearts

>> No.66734434

I like to imagine myself kissing Shondo after each slap to the face. just to show her that I still love her

>> No.66734437

I forget if story anon put this in there but I really like the idea of choking Shondo, having her pinned against the wall with her feet off the ground. Sliding a hand between her thighs and realizing she's sopping wet.

>> No.66734463

punching shondo in the coastal margin because she wont stop fucking hiccuping while you're on the phone

>> No.66734493

>>66734406
you're trying to bait a favourite

>> No.66734508

>>66734311
only if I hear her cry from it but also start to pant heavily and look at us while breathing deeply the entire time to show that she's enjoying the degradation and objectification

>> No.66734506

>>66734419
it'd have to be a twitter space
also do you really want to see other men abusing her and her liking it instead of just you doing it

>> No.66734533

>>66734311
how is that any different to just posting here
also im sure it would violate twitches rules somehow

>> No.66734550

>>66734311
I can't do that to Shondo but I'd love to do it against risenlight

>> No.66734577

If she did the abuse stream I would call her retarded and tell her to learn how to tie her fuckign shoes!

>> No.66734622

>>66734577
uuuuuuuuuu thats so mean

>> No.66734656

shondo show yourself so that we can give you what you deserve you dirty slut

>> No.66734671

All I'm going to say is that I hope she reconsiders ryona voicepack because she's a really good screamer.

>> No.66734733

If she did the abuse stream I'd call her a nigger and take the perma just because it would be funny

>> No.66734761

>>66734437
>ywn get to taste shondo's pussy juice
unironically why even live

>> No.66734789

>>66734437
Seconding this very nise

>> No.66734847

>>66734761
every day that I don't know what parts of shondo taste like is purgatory

>> No.66734896

>>66734847
lick a sphynx cat and you pretty much know what shondo tastes like

>> No.66734920

>>66734417
i wouldn't say i'm actually asexual, i've just matured past letting sexual desire control my life to that extent. we're not robots. i get it though, i felt the same a couple years ago, i just wouldn't have committed to shondo back then or would have jerked off to other porn.

>> No.66734937

eating Shono's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chainti.

>> No.66734978

if she did an abuse stream I don't know if I should do it on an alt account. one report and it's gone

>> No.66735020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

>> No.66735062

Swinging Shondo around by her hair.

>> No.66735198

using shondos teeth to make a miniature piano

>> No.66735247

sanding down shondo's legs until her height matches her word

>> No.66735274

sending shondo emails to make the thread's problems her problems

>> No.66735301

I like the idea of this

>> No.66735325

>>66735247
Its okay anon. It was a shock to me when I did my reps and found out that she's taller than me. I was close to suicide. But I've moved past it, and now I want to climb her like a tree.

>> No.66735388

>>66735325
based monke manlet anon

>> No.66735410

doing a steroid stack with HGH in order to better break shondos ribs

>> No.66735442

>>66735274
*gasp* too far

>> No.66735479

Recreating all of her past traumas so she feels nostalgic

>> No.66735597

snapping a rubber band on shono's pretyt little pink nippels

>> No.66735622

filling shondo's bladder with worms and plugging it up so that she can't pee and they reproduce inside causing her to swell up and explode

>> No.66735651

>>66735479
even the heroin?

>> No.66735717
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66735717

cutting over shondo's scars again then beating dark souls 3 for her while she sits in my lap and cheers me on while occasionally trying to distract me then slapping her silly for being a brat

>> No.66735734

>>66735622
Thinking about feeding Shondo nothing but salty pickle juice and mountain dew until she gets kidney stones too large to pass

>> No.66735777

>>66735651
We're not cutting corners here

>> No.66735788

>>66735717
i miss this shondo

>> No.66735816

>>66735777
I like your style

>> No.66735839

shooting shondo with birdshot from 50 yards away so it just causes her incredible pain

>> No.66735853
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66735853

leaving Shondo out in the sun too long so she gets burnt then refusing to give her aloe vera.

>> No.66735870

picking up shondo and piledrivning her headfirst through her living room coffee table

>> No.66735929

giving shondo dialysis and drinking it all before the machine sends it back in to her body

>> No.66735959

getting bored of beating shondo and turning on her family instead

>> No.66735967

calling shondo mean names then saying I won't talk to her anymore

>> No.66735973

forcing shondo to solve picross puzzles and hitting her in the back of the hand with a rounders bat every time she gets a square wrong

>> No.66735975
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66735975

>>66735853
i thought i was sick in the head but you take the cake

>> No.66736011

forceing shondo on a bed of nails and continually adding more weight onto different parts of her body

>> No.66736032

turning shondo into a Vaporeon and THEN raping her

>> No.66736117

>>66735975
this is the body language of an actual child. how is she so cute?

>> No.66736127

telling shondo i dropped our wedding ring in the garbage disposal and my hands are too big to reach it and then turning it on when she's fishing around from the smarthome app on my phone

>> No.66736164

>>66736127
that's a really good one!

>> No.66736204

can u stop? this is what shondo wants and youre rewarding her for her bad behaviour today

>> No.66736217

faking my kidnapping and forcing shondo to take money to an abandoned warehouse and then breaking her legs with a sledgehammer

>> No.66736460

forcing Shondo to wear a shocking collar and make her play DS3. electrocuting her and powering it up with each death. the only way to convince me to power it down is by degrading herself

>> No.66736494

>>66736164
thanks bitch

>> No.66736534

Ringing her door at 4am and running away

>> No.66736547

>>66736460
I like this one

>> No.66736564

forcing shondo to do a physical meet and greet at an anime convention except all the 'cosplay' cuts bruises bandages and casts are real and required

>> No.66736608

>>66736460
this could just be a stream
shondo please do a shock collar stream i'm starting to think you don't actually love us
>>66736534
kek

>> No.66736638

baiting shondo to kick me in the groin as hard as she can with her bare feet and then moving out of the way so she kicks the corner of the wall

>> No.66736663

telephone ordering fast food to shondos house with payment on delivery

>> No.66736684

calling Shondo a disgusting fat pig anytime you see her with food in her hand or near her at all.

>> No.66736693

>>66736460
I think i've found what i'll be voting for in the punishment stream

>> No.66736710

recreating Mankind vs The Undertaker Hell in a Cell match from 1998 with shondo

>> No.66736754

>>66736460
this except the shock collar is applied to her clit

>> No.66736755

>>66736693
I think she shut down the shock collar because she thinks we're gross

>> No.66736816

I'm not a fetish friend I swear

>> No.66736849

>>66736755
why does she think she can call me gross and get away with it, she needs to stop listening to her mother

>> No.66736864

picking up shondo wrapped in her blankets while she's asleep, grabbing by her legs, and swinging her headfirst into her doorframe

>> No.66736926

arm wrestling with Shondo except this time you snap her elbow

>> No.66736934

>>66736755
no way she thinks we're gross she's worse than most of her viewers

>> No.66736995

arm wrestling shondo but while wearing reverse beartraps and a button on either side of the table

>> No.66737050

scooping out Shondo's eye with a spoon then putting your member in the eye socket

>> No.66737070

gaslighting shondo for weeks while microdosing her on lsd

>> No.66737103

giving Shondo a wet willy

>> No.66737121

>>66737103
fucked up anon

>> No.66737157

forcing shondo to get all max skills in runescape

>> No.66737166

breaking 1 of shondo's finger's for every minute that she can't take my cock to its base on her own

>> No.66737227

>>66737157
disgusting and depraved

>> No.66737259

making Shondo stay barefoot in the house even if her feet get cold.

>> No.66737271

>>66736460
Writeranon this one please

>> No.66737279

forcing Shondo to play switch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dAOxC9c4Lg

>> No.66737326

forcing shondo to walk across lego pieces

>> No.66737432

taking away Shondo's caffeine as punishment

>> No.66737466

>>66737432
slow down cowboy

>> No.66737469

>>66736460
This would be such a good doujin idea, Pettan where did you go?

>> No.66737475

giving shondo coffee whenever she asks but its secretly decaf

>> No.66737526

Checking in to say that >>66731104 has amazing taste

>> No.66737727 [SPOILER] 
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66737727

play league with Shondo with these rules

>> No.66737731
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kissing Shondo on the forehead and calling her princess

>> No.66737767

kissing shondo on the forehead and calling her your princess before headbutting her

>> No.66737900

hugging shondo in bed and not letting her run away no matter how much she struggles and squirms and then fucking her limp body as she disassociates

>> No.66738101

Shondo as gym equipment where you do lat pulldowns but instead of normal weights it's Shondo with a noose around her neck

>> No.66738113

giving shondo a warm hug goodnight

>> No.66738133

forcing shadow to play superman 64

>> No.66738188

>>66738133
fukt up mods snail this man

>> No.66738216

making shadow listen to and rate the entire discography of Viper the Rapper in the style of Piero Scaruffi

>> No.66738247

>>66738101
I really like the thought of holding her up with a noose around her neck, giving her a gasp of air, and then letting her drop again.

>> No.66738267

tying SHondo to a chair and forcing her to watch bigfoot videos with me

>> No.66738291

>>66737103
What about a swirly

>> No.66738303

bed breaking baby making with shondo and then repeatedly kicking her in the stomach after finding out shes infertile

>> No.66738312

>>66738101
How heavy is shondo so I can target my workout to this

>> No.66738366

finding out shondo is infertile and then forcing her to become a surrogate mother through IVF and then punching her in the stomach repeatedly throughout the term

>> No.66738374

>>66737271
(anyone) give me a short outline for this, like some examples. no promises though don't expect anything

>> No.66738418

pulling out shondos nose hair with a tweezer

>> No.66738423

>>66738216
kek rapper and raper

>> No.66738431

>>66738312
IRL? 87lbs

>> No.66738460

>>66738431
and with the added recent cake gains?

>> No.66738495

>>66738460
Anon she said even with the cake she was eating around or just under 1k calories a day, you don't gain weight from cake when you ONLY eat cake

>> No.66738578

force feeding shondo a reasonable diet and then gaslighting her about her weight gain

>> No.66738581

>>66738267
you're pretty funny bigfoot anon
>>66738460
posting shit like this is actually messed up and i think you know exactly what you're doing

>> No.66738613

>>66738495
she sleeps all day and sits in a chair all night
i'd be surprised if she burns 700 calories off daily, I know saturdays are when she burns the most off but surely that can't carry the entire week

>> No.66738615

Ok but I like to think about feral Shadow living in the woods with her only sustenance being varying nuts and berries

>> No.66738718

>>66738581
You make me laugh anon

>> No.66738719

>>66738613
I'm pretty sure she knows her BMR and calculates accordingly anon. I'd imagine she knows her own body better than you do.
Even the smallest skinniest beings burn more than that.

>> No.66738723

forcing shondo to push a really big rock up a hill and pushing it back down when she gets to the top.

>> No.66738780

i hope she gets into better physical and mental health so it hurts more when the abuse ruins it

>> No.66738812

>>66738615
yeah I can't imagine her plating her own vegetables

>> No.66738839

>>66738723
one must imagine Shondophus happy

>> No.66738846

>>66738719
I had not taken into account her insanely high resting heart rate

>> No.66738874

>>66738812
she'd die after realizing theres no such thing as a cake bush

>> No.66738911

>>66738613
Her BMR is around the 1,100 rate just to perform bodily functions, and at sedentary levels of activity she would burn around 1,400. She's said she gains weight if she eats more than 1,100-1,200 which makes sense given she likely has a damaged metabolism due to her eating disorder and the medication she's on.
I don't know if you're trying to gaslight her into getting sicker in the desperate hopes she's here but you really don't know what you're talking about here, there are basic calculators that will tell you more. She also has the heart of a small animal so I wouldn't be surprised if she burns a few extra calories just from having a resting rate hardly below 100.

>> No.66738959

>>66738911
Why are you sperging out anon

>> No.66738982

>>66738959
its cavallus

>> No.66739023

>>66738982
I don't speak french

>> No.66739031

>>66738613
Are you one of those anorexia fetishists? Her fucking model's 137, 30kg frame would burn 1,086 calories even completely sedentary, it's not possible to only burn 700 calories unless you are a dwarf woman that just left auschwitz

>> No.66739079

>>66739031
wow she's fat

>> No.66739099

>>66738959
Some insane fetishist saying nonsensical things in the hope she's here and they can trip up her eating disorder with complete nonsense.

>> No.66739115

>>66739031
either it's an anti or a fetishist because he's been posting shit like that for a while now

>> No.66739211

im okay with shondo anywhere between 80lbs - 100lbs

>> No.66739251

>>66739211
Go back to edtwitter this is /shon/

>> No.66739299

I can see everyone interesting has left the thread
Goodnight bodyautism anon

>> No.66739338

theres enough time for a couple more ryonaposts

>> No.66739353

shondo dont get oneguy'd, focus on all the fucked up shit we want to do to you instead. get the shock collar and make the voice pack a reality

>> No.66739483

someone draw shondyphus pushing a rock up a hill endlessly my drawing sucks too much

>> No.66739508

shondo get oneguy'd (me)

>> No.66739515

Last for my undying love for ShonShon. Goodnight everyone

>> No.66739573

Last for I will impregnate shondo

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>>66738374
>bully Shondo into fighting the demon princes by telling her she's too weak and can't do it
>when she gets fired up sit her on your lap and clamp the shock collar around her neck
>tell her if she can do it, then she can do it with conditions too, right?
>she starts playing, dies a few times, shock her at an intensifying rate, I like the thought of feeling her trembling against me
>tell her we can stop, but she will have to service you and do whatever you say
>she gets bratty, zap her again just for good measure
>start molesting her while she's playing to make her fuck up
>zap the shit out of her for shits and giggles
>rape her

>> No.66739638

no i will

>> No.66739653

Last for Shontoes in my mouth then on my shaft

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