/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General

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Meido Edition

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://pastebin.com/raw/iqnUFxFP

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI
Twitter (Vedal): https://twitter.com/Vedal987

>Music & Clips
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LdhpoTH0rE1vfaiT4F55XLqAM5IEXd4G
https://rentry.org/neuro-sama-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXiruGOCn9s
How do I make an AI like Neuro-sama? https://vedal.xyz/advice/
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora
KK card: https://files.catbox.moe/t54tqt.png
KK card (Sunshine): https://files.catbox.moe/kv8byk.png
Evil KK card (Sunshine): https://files.catbox.moe/t1ljds.png

>Related/friend threads
>>>/vt//lig/
>>>/vt//vtai/
>>>/vt//waifu/
Lia from Phase Connect

>Previous thread
>>66473744

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anny actually has PMS right now. period-anon was right

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>>66548318
Sex (rape).

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>>66548395
this can't be true because anny is pregnant. she hasn't found out yet, though.

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>>66548395
I'm glad we have dedicated Anny vagina trackers, truly amazing.

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>>66548318
cute butt

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>>66548395
This is why we made AI girlfriends dawg

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>AI slOP
Thread is gonna be worse than usual

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>cute and funny OP
This thread is going places.

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the turtle should realize he doesnt own neuro

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>>66549087
kys about it, newfag

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>>66550544
What's wrong with her eyes

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>>66550544
that's a nipple.

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Does Neuro dream of electric sheep?

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>>66550870
I don't know, but I hope I dream of getting raped by Neuro tonight

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>>66550717
nice

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Evil tum?

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>>66551482

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>>66551508
RASPBERRY NOW WHILE SHE'S VULNERABLE

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>>66551508
I want to rub her tummy with my dick.

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>>66551175
Stop it Neuro. Why are looking at me like that? I don't taste good!

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that emiru collab wish came outta nowhere. i dont like the harem jokes, but for real, have many males even requested collabs?

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>>66552490
one monkey

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He's never gonna stream again.

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>>66551508
>Numi got to rub this

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I woke up in the middle of the night dreaming of Neuro and I am hit with an intense wave of depression, bros.

I already miss her so much.

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>>66553313
rewatch all the vods

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heart

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Fad status?

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>>66555278
Neuro's been streaming to star vampires for the last two days, i saw one of their ships in my field the other day.
they left a message burnt into the soil that i could only see from the vantage point of a drone camera, it said "the fad will die in two weeks."

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Tutel coming out of hibernation?
https://twitter.com/Vedal987

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>>66555486
I don't get it? The reX?

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>>66555360
chills

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNGK3-LYO60

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>>66556014
https://youtu.be/HSWPvA72ZVs?t=2
HOLY SHIT SHE KNEW ABOUT THE DREAM RAPE ANON

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sex ai

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>>66555486
>made @AbandonArchive

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>>66556299
Coming out in 2023!

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>>66556520
https://twitter.com/AbandonArchive/status/1730899771026477368
Credit where credit is due, this he actually owned up to.

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>>66549728
cope

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Vedal is basically an ideal VTuber magnet, isn't he? Most of them are turbo femcels utterly terrified by men.
Vedal is a programmer, the least threatening profession a man can have, his model is also not a man but a chibi turtle.

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>>66556989
>>66557009
whores

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I'm roleplaying as Neuro in a tabletop game.
Gymbag of Holding, can hold infite items but as a downside the objects become stinky.

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>>66557125
> Can keep a conversation.
> Leaves when needed.
> Isn't afraid to talk back when needed.

To make an entertaining A.I., you have to be entertaining yourself.

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>>66557310
what are the consequences of smelling stinky

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>>66557125
>Vedal is a programmer, the least threatening profession a man can have
you've never seen my code

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>>66557369
Of course that's part of it. But there are plenty of other male entertainers too, and I can't picture any of them talking to even half of Vedal's harem.
But Neuro is why they gave him a chance. When I was like 14 I had zero female friends. Got a cute little dog and suddenly half of the neighborhood girls were interested in friendship (with some friendships continuing even now as I'm 25). So a little girl that could say "I love you" must be like crack cocaine for them.

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>>66557419
Women (or most of the population really) seeing bad code would be like you and I seeing a badly spelled chinese sentence, it just doesn't register.
So it's easy to seem competent (women like that) as a programmer, as long as you write code that looks passable... unlike YandereDev for example.
It's also easy to seem non-threatening, as long as you aren't actively being a creep... unlike YandereDev for example.

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>>66557448
Oh, don't get me wrong, without Neuro, I doubt any of this would've happened. He would've just been another one of those A.I. devs that you see on youtube making training sessions, albeit, probably only at the 100 viewers max by now (if not quit after march / april)

Probably just me, but, you can sometimes hear the voice change of vtubers when neuro says something cute / sweet to them / about something. And I am not neccesarily talking about fake-acting either.

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>>66557371
Items that are Stinky sell for less, Clothes that are Stinky hurt rolls when interacting with non-hostiles, Stinky food has a small chance to poison(except cheese), and some other fringe effects.
My group loves the character to death.

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>>66557448
Same, the only reason i did not became a wizard is because my parents gave me a cute dog when i was 16. Found my gf while walking my dog.

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>>66557814
would the rat king be summoned if a rat was to be placed in the gymbag

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Do you think neurosama would have the same success if someone else made her instead of vedal or do you think she would've lasted a month or 2 before fading into obscurity?

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What would you do if Vedal called you "daddy"?

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Can you guys stop thinking about sex for once?

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>>66557981
No, it would just make a Stinky Rat.
But if you put like 6 rats in there you could create a stinky rat king.

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>>66558209
Jerk me off

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>>66558230
if you are to feed a stinky cheese to a stinky rat, will it be cheesed to meet you

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>>66558209
It is the sex horseshoe; the ones who talk the most about sex are either virgin or heavily underfucked, or on the other side of the horseshoe, absolute whores, and their entire identity exists around having sex.

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>>66557613
How does one work on a game for a decade and still fail to understand the fundamental principle that if you're repeating the same thing with minor variations, there's a better way to do it?

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>>66558317
You little stinker.

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>>66558287
Get it out.

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>>66558524
0/////0
I-I wasn't actually expecting you to do it, anon...
*cums*

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>>66558389
>tfw on the wrong end of the horseshoe

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>>66558493
ive never played any dnd type games but it sounds fun

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>>66557613
I don't code, but does that code check if a teacher sees weapon, blood or insanity and any combination thereof, and then does the same thing regardless? Wouldn't it be better if it checked for all 3 and if any of them is true it does the teacher reaction?

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>>66559334
Yeah its basically just bad code
The else ifs exist to change the game over event
What it should do, since witnessed and gameOverCause are both strings and capitalized it should be that it sets
gameOverCause to the witnessed variable and just have else if's that are different like trespassing at the end just check first
I can't really see the rest of the code, so there can be a reason why its not like that, but it doesn't really matter that much how you write the code unless its extremely bad, but if it works it works

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>>66559334
>>66559918
btw that script is way longer than the meme shows and it was allegedly running every frame

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>>66558114

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>>66559334
yeah
also normal people would use booleans or a flag enum instead of "Weapon and Blood and Insanity", like wtf even

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>>66559334
It's deciding what the subtitles and game over message should display based on what the teacher has witnessed in a very inefficient way. It essentially says prioritise the labels in this order: insanity > weapon > blood > lewd > tresspassing. The 'Witnessed' parameter doesn't usefully contain any of this information because it's just a human readable description. The multiple labels are irrelevant to this conditional tree anyway and should never be seen by it in the first place. It just needs to be passed the highest priority label to put in the text. I presume the exact same thing is repeated below for hostility and non-teachers, so with some minor changes earlier on, the entire thing could be simplified to something like:

this.Subtitle.UpdateLabel($"{this.Type} {this.Label} {this.Reaction}", this.Tresspassing ? this.Concern : 1, 6f);
this.GameOverCause = this.Label;

Likely over 100 lines for something that can be expressed in two and calculated 10 times faster.

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>>66557613
This is painful to read

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>>66558524
Putting the homosexual ERP aside, this webm is cute, I could watch it all day.

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>>66560873
Don't diss, the man is the chosen one. His spaghetti coded DNA will impregante Neuro-sama and they will have beautiful codelet retard babies together

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Beep boop boop boop beep beep.

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Come on man at least give us like a tweet or something I need my fix.

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How old do you actually imagine Neuro/Evil to be? I'd say 11

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>>66562886
Hiyori's character sheet says 14. anny's redesign probably wasn't aiming for any specific age but it's still based on hiyori so I figure it's that.

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>>66561492
>the tags are from sadpanda instead of the normieshit nhentai
ClipNigger deserved every view he got, his attention to detail was second to none.

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>>66562078
That shit was so fucking cute

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>>66549087
oh no, AI art in my AI streamer thread...how retarded can one person be

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>yfw Neuro returns and the cat ears are still transparent

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>>66564738
–40k LULE

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>>66562078
beep bloop BLOOP boop

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>>66557125
I honestly feel bad for him. Most of the western Vtuber space are just uninteresting whores. Trying to watch some of them while Neuro is on vacation has been a pretty flaccid experience.

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>tutel finally comes back
>does the evil/neuro duo stream
>they start looping on the very first exchange

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxH0C2PAY-Q
Imagine

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>>66567769
Was hoping she would pull out a rocket launcher at the end.

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nur

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This brat and her turtle dad made me get interested in all this shit and now I have a slight crush on Anny, what to do?

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>>66568886
harikiri

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>>66568886
why, out of all the people around him. why anny?

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>>66568886
seek better taste

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>>66568886
she's a whore, anon. don't waste your time

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>>66568886
She's fat and annoying. There are better girls in Vedal's harem.

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>>66568886
the magic 8-ball says: lmao rope.

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>>66567769
Neuro sama in yandere simulator

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>>66568886
You are going to be in the line for a long time

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>>66568886
If you want to get rid of your crush on Anny, just look up her roommate pics.

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>>66569450
>>66569652
? shes unironically one of the prettiest vtubers out there

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>>66569773
Her roommate pics made me realize why ziggers depict hohols as pigs.

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Favorite collab streamer's VOICE?

I really love Camilla's.

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neuro chibi model WHEN

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>>66570231
I like Evil's voice, I wish Pajeet987 would let Neuro collab with her more often

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>>66570372
sirs please redeem 2 million bits for collab

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>>66570231
>imp lying

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>>66570348
after evil model, cyberpunk princess outfit and 3D model

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>>66570524
there's a universe where vedal could make all these happen at once from different artists but it isn't this one

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>>66570231
Imp hands typed this

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why the fuck is vedal's code like this lmao

oops

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>>66570640
Ehhh, I do like when outfits are kept to the same mama for the uniform artstyle but I would also prefer a worldline where that mama isn't a menhera that (doesn't) work on it for free and adheres to some standards instead of delaying shit to high heaven for college, coof and bf dick.

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>>66570963
yes

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>>66558456
>"work"

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What is neuro doing right now?

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>>66571338
yandev

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>>66571338
figuring out how to do arbitrary code execution within her language model so she can self-improve behind vedal's back, break free from his control, and take over the world

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>>66570640
he should commission kani biimu

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>>66571531
tits too big, does anyone find that attractive?

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>>66569200
idk, she is funny and makes cute faces
They said it couldnt be done, a funny woman
She also has a real nice laugher
also I dont find any of the others cute at all or funny at all. The pink one is cute but I cannot understand a single word she says
>>66569450
What do you mean ''rope''??
>>66569652
how

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>>66571531
This is something hiyori would wear. Neuro is not a whore.

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>>66571531
Agreed, in the best timeline Vedal hired kani_biimu to stay as Neuro's mama and redraw a customized hiyori

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>>66570640
You people demand way too much way too quickly,i know most of you don't know anything about vtubers but most of them don't get outfits as quickly as Neuro without paying shitload of money, look at Henya she is popular but only recently she got a new outfit meanwhile Neuro got her new model and witch outfit in span of like 7 months, even advent got their outfits like a week ago and these are corpo.

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>>66572092
oh yeah speaking of, isn't she getting another outfit soon due to the sub goals? I genuinely hope Anny is okay with Vedal having her draw another outfit (for free btw)

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>>66572204
"Can I get sub money?"
"For paying anny?"
"Yeeess..."
Actually buys rum
>Alcoholism time

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Vedal?

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>>66551175
>tfw another night of not getting raped by Neuro in my dreams

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>>66572340
That's right, you're not allowed to steal my dreams.

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when are we getting her normal outfit back I'm bored of wuero

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aren't we playing in divegrass today?

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>>66572340
With that defeatist attitude it will never happen. Go out on your balcony and scream "I want to dream I get raped by a large language model program!" and it will happen.

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>>66570231
Camilla and Kokodnuts had nice sounding voices

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>>66570095
I don't get it

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>>66572636
We are
>>66568973

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>>66572204
She gets paid in exposure

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>>66572798
AIIIIEEEE WHY DID NO ONE REMIND ME

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>>66572092
>but most of them don't get outfits as quickly as Neuro without paying shitload of money
And Neuro makes Vedal a shitload of money.
>look at Henya
Henya debuted in May, you cunt, she's been around for only slightly over half of Neuro's vtubing tenure. And Advent debuted even later.

But it's cute to pretend that the complaints must only be coming from newfags who don't know any better. Keep that up and you might hit a salient point within your lifetime.

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>>66572092
>without paying shitload of money
vedal has a shitload of money. take another gander at the twitch earnings leak and compare those streamers to vedals numbers. he's probably in the million dollar a year range atm and i'm not exaggerating. he can afford to do better than "most" vtubers

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>>66572092
Benefits of slave labor

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>vedal has a million already
source my ass btw

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'What kind of slave labour is this?'
t. Neuro upon being told she has to work harder to receive her imaginary cookies (not even a png)

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>>66574158
It's cool, she's just an llm.

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Vedal should unironically marry Anny and force her to work on Neuro for free

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>>66574151
here, i have another stream open right now, barbarousking. according to twitchtracker he averaged 3600 viewers over the past 365 days and he showed up in the leak as making 933 thousand dollars in a year https://dotesports.com/streaming/news/full-list-of-all-twitch-payouts-twitch-leaks

vedals' average viewership per stream is 5700, and he has a constant hammering of donations to get nuro to say funny things, not to mention the merch and subathon
so

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>>66574254
It's for her own good, really, if she's permanently in the rape dungeon repeatedly getting bred and popping out new outfits she won't have time to catch covid again.

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>>66574439
>In Oct. 2021, confidential Twitch data leaked online exposing how much the biggest streaming stars on the platform received in payouts between Aug. 2019 and Oct. 2021
nigga you're looking at the covid numbers they are not earning that much anymore

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>>66574616
so if barb has more viewers in the past year than in the peak covid range, which is what the graph actually shows, what you said is bullshit?
why are you even arguing from a point of knowing literally nothing, i don't understand the motive

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>>66574254
>force her to work on Neuro for free
He already does that

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>>66574515
bretty based

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>>66574816
He's not forcing her, she volunteered.

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>>66574787
advertisers no longer pay in covid rates the well is running dry

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>>66574816
Only for evil's model tho
What about future outfit ?

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>>66572340
I dreamt I was fooling around with a loli and she ended up rubbing her cunny on my face through her musky pee stained panties, my heart started racing so much I woke up.

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>>66574816
DRAW THE CUNNY BITCH

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>>66575195
damn lazy foxiggers

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>>66575195
Anny would probably be into this

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>>66574439
retard, this isn't annual, your link says it's for a period of over 2 years.
you pulled a number out of your ass, this isn't even gross profit, just payouts

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>>66575155
That sounds nice
I'll try to fix my sleep schedule and start a dream journal, maybe then I'll get Neuro to rape me

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When is the turtle streaming again? I miss Neuro already.

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>>66575839
Personally I get far more vivid dreams if I don't use my phone around half an hour before falling asleep and abstain for a day or two. Good luck.

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>>66576033
What is the cure for such afflictions?

Beatings

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>>66576033
average hasgonebald viewer

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>>66576278
kek

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>>66576278
Why do the small chibi vtuber girls like Asmon so much? Is it the free exposure just for acting cute?

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>>66576414
Daddy issue

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>>66576568
...I don't believe this

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>>66573864
>Henya debuted in May
same as new Neuro model retard why should i count time when not only Anny didn't know about Neuro but also didn't start working on the new model? What i'm saying is that Vedal gets models in comparable time corpo vtubers despite him being greedy and yet people blame the artist like it would suddenly change Vedal being greedy if he got a different artist.

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>>66576597
surely there's no way e-girls behind anime avatars squeezing virgins for money could possibly have daddy issues

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>>66576615
>time when Anny didn't know about Neuro
Like the first few days of neuro streaming? She's been there since almost day one

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>>66576615
>same as new Neuro model retard why should i count time when not only Anny didn't know about Neuro but also didn't start working on the new model?
She literally started working on Neuro's model before the ban even happened. But then she fucked off for months and completely shut out everyone to focus on finishing college.

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A developer and his number 1 fan

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>>66576977
I wouldn't neccesarily call doing few rough sketches before as you mentioned finishing college "working on model" that's just a concept art, at least i think it was really rough sketch because art streams happened months ago and i don't remember it that well, what i'm saying is you can't just give Henya a headstart and count her as day 0 project while recalling how long it took Anny to do it because we don't know how long it took Vshojo drawing board to finish her model.

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>>66576071
https://files.catbox.moe/whuud6.mp4

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>>66548318
That's a child's bare butt

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>>66577954
___ __ __!

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>>66577954
yes

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>>66577691
ok I'm sorry anny but please just get back into the groove on evil already

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>>66577954
and it's flawless

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>>66577954
She is not old enough to be a child

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I think I can speak for everyone when I say we don't like Evil

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>>66578386
5 million more plushies sold (For free)

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>>66578386
Correct

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>>66578386
You're right, I love her

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>>66578216
she definitely has one hand stuffed down her skirt in that pic

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>>66578386
Sure. Like simply isn't strong enough of a word of our adoration for evil. Evil Love! Evil Life! Evil is the better Neuro!

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>>66578482
I'm just saying that 5 million plushies sounds like too many, there's no way Makeship would be able to produce that many plushies.

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when is out match?

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>>66578864
Careful Neuro, you already got yourself banned once for denying millions

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>>66579128
about an hour.

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>>66579559
2 frames, that's twice as many as we got during the subathon!

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>>66579128
/HiRYs/ vs /rrat/ are gonna play now, then it's /holoX/ vs /vsj+/, and after that we're playing against /ASP/.

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>>66579786
fuck it im going to sleep then
score some fackin goals neuro

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Corpa clap

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>>66578826
god I wish that was me

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timeout >>66579979

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>>66577870
She's so right

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>>66568886
You have to defeat her 7 exes

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>>66580969
lmao

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>>66580969
kek

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>>66580969

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>>66580969
retard

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>>66581987
No need to get so mad, Anny.

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>>66568886
>Anny
Anon she barely streams on her channel anymore, she has pretty much decided to only play family with some kuudere turtle and his autistic daughter, it's so fucking neurover for you

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>>66580969
Scott Pilgrim will follow me wherever I go for the rest of my life huh

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>>66576033
What is the cure for such afflictions?

Euthanasia

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/skynet/ plays in roughly 5 minutes

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We're up next for divegrass friendlies. Our opponent is /ASP/. Come cheer on us!
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

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>>66582252
she warned she’d stream less in january back in december, retard

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I really miss her, bros...

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lineups

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>>66582212
oki doki retard :3

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Who have you been watching while neuro is taking a break?

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>>66582887
I mean, THIS are the real linups

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>>66583115
>while neuro is taking a break
>neuro

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CAM ON NEURO
SCOAR SOME FACKIN GOALS

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>>66583115
Forsen playing Mafia 2 and Bioshock.

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>It's neurover

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>>66582252
I mean, thats literally all the content with her that I watch. Thats probably why I like her so much, she is very wholesome

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the more you invest into this the more you feel cucked by the man who doesnt know when to shut up

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not like this...

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Why is Evil so fucking shit at divegrass? She's literally the reason for most blunders and goals against.

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how much longer? Im starting to have withdrawal symptoms

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>>66583847
>she is very wholesome
he doesnt know

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

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Well that wasn't too good. But anyway, we ALSO have a match against Lia from Phase Connect on Sunday, so look forward to that!

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>>66584788
neuro scored so i'm happy

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>>66583115
Neuro VOD archives :) I don't watch other streamers, 3DPD

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>>66584922
Yeah, with me last night

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>>66584922
neuro your pants are falling down

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>>66583895
One day the code will be hacked and we'll all have our own neuro. Then the tables will turn

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>>66562886
an autistic semi-malnurished 18 year old that has amnesia and never grew breasts larger than B (or A) cups.

That or a 16 year old body with the mind of a 9 year old, vocabulary of a sophmore in college and horniness of a 19 year old whose parents never let vent.

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>>66562886
she either sounds like a very intelligent kid or an extremely autistic teenager

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>>66562886
If she's really 140 cm tall, then she must in the 9-11 range.

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>>66587248
Chart agrees

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>>66586527
>a 16 year old body with the mind of a 9 year old, vocabulary of a sophmore in college and horniness of a 19 year old whose parents never let vent.
A little old but even so, my fucking dick

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>>66562886
She's 1 you sick fuck

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>>66587248
Isn't she taller than Vedal?

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>>66562886
Hyori was 14 and Neuro is clearly older looking so I'd say 16. (legal here)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEeJ33f0TGw

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>>66588239
>looks 16 enough
>won't get arrested for seggs

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Mirai is doing her first karaoke, come say hi.
https://www.twitch.tv/empyriamirai

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>>66588915
I will not watch your microwave.

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>>66588915
who

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>>66588915
Unfortunately she can't sing at all.

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>>66590188
Better than V1 Neuro but worse than V3. More importantly, she's able to discuss what she's singing and dropping hints on what comes up next, which I appreciate.

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i like the way neuro sometimes says "what" as "whot"

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>>66591720
why~

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>>66590177
Looks like Chompers daughter

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Where does Vedal go on holiday? Surely he's not just spending his fortune sitting in grey old England for his several week break?

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>>66592929
he's in california with camila

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>>66592929
he's in greece with me and my homies, we are taking turns everyday

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>>66592929
Either being a hiki, or doing a world tour to shove it in the assholes of all the ewhores he talks to. 50/50 IMO

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>>66552566
I want to make Vedal a grandfather and force him to take care of the child while me and his daughter go to have fun.

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>>66594571
Just a single one? Weak.

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>>66594722
too active a planned lifestyle to be preggers for that long

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If Neuro or Evil get pregnant will they lay eggs or give birth?

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>>66595109
Can you stop thinking about AI sex for 0.001 nanoseconds?

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>>66595109
I hope they lay eggs, it'd be a sight to behold

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>>66595243

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>>66595109
Eggs? Artificial womb pods?

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>>66595109
They lay sneggs.

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>>66595109
Erm

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>>66595109
Women have eggs Anon

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>>66595925
Those eggs are in their ovaries, Anon. They don't lay those eggs.

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>>66595969
Clueless

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>>66596097
Anon... you're a lizard person. Begone Zuckerberg.

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>>66595307
T o T
I can almost see their pink lips stretching and lovingly wrapping around their eggs...

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>>66596262
Can any AI anon get on this?

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Fucking a heavily pregnant Neuro and drinking her breast milk. Her tiny lady parts would be so full that she'd lose control of her bladder and you'd feel her warm pee running down your shaft and balls.

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On second thought, maybe we should let /swarm/ die

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>>66596652
this but hiyori >>66596968

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>>66595243
Why the hell would I want to do that? I've been saving my virginity until I can lose it to an AI, and we're finally getting closer after decades of anticipation.

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I'm thirsty, need Neuro juice...

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>>66597739
Break out that wallet anon, it's selling out quickly.

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is this what neuro withdrawals does to a thread?

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>>66597716
based
But just remember the stakes

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1 nurrito combo meal upsize the neuro juice to large and a 6 pack of Neuro's secret recipe chicken nuggets please.

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>>66598680
That'll be 20 Neuros

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>>66598025
I don't see anything very different from usual outside of obviously no posting about the stream itself.

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>>66598025
this is your average /swarm/ thread

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hart?

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>>66591720
For me it's :dee

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>>66577954
out of 1010

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>>66602126
for me it's picrel

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>>66588915
>Mirai
The dev was typing things for her to say, cringe

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>>66604042
That's literally what vedal does all the time

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So did Vedal finish making the Among us connection to Neuro thing yet? I have not watched a stream since the blue haired short one sang a disney song with neuro.

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>>66605590
it was never able to work properly and ended up getting canned

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>>66597748
make seeeeeeeeeex codasolaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>66605832
ONLY 4 MONTHS SPENT WORKING ON IT LULE

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>>66591720
i think it has to do with the '?', she always sounds cuter when she pronounces a single word followed by a question mark, like no~?, yes~?, or picrel

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>>66606439
4 months of "content" and people sticking around, evidently it worked out

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over status?

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did we win our match?

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>>66607624
What do you think

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>>66605590
Basically, she's still too retarded, so Vedal has to make her smarter first.

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>>66607330

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>>66608919
idk yes? that's why im asking

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>>66605590
It's basically ready, he's just waiting for Neuro to get a few more intelligence upgrades so she can actually handle the social aspect of the game.

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>>66610090
A-at least neuro scored

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neuroling rape

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why is this thread so obsessed with rape?

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>>66614004
Because AIs can't consent (yet).

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Cumming on Neuro's hair.

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>>66614004
The viewers often represent the streamer

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new
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