Unicorns get some help

[Anonymous No.]

She is not your girlfriend or wife she is here to entertain you

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>>66372526
>she is here to entertain you
That's exactly why I would get a girlfriend/wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372609
this

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>>66372526
pekora and marine are pretty much unicorn-friendly tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
>She is not your girlfriend or wife
Then why are they selling merch, voicepacks and doing ASMR acting like your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
But collabing with men isn’t entertaining, OP.

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>>66372526
But anon, my entertainment comes from being unicorn

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>>66372644
So losers like you will willingly hand over your money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372644
Obviously to rake in the cash from lonely losers. Doesn't make it real? Unicorn shit is weird as fuck. Get a better form of escapism. One that holds more water.

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>>66372645
Pekora collabed with male Youtubers and Japanese Pewdiepie tho, and she's still number 1 streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
>she is here to entertain you
Yes, and my entertainment comes from GFE, CGDCT and no male collabs. If she doesn't want to follow those simple things then she doesn't deserve my wallet, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372781
No

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>>66372755
>He's mad he isn't pandered to by his oshi like we are

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>>66372781
>talking about reality when the subject is anime women
????

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>>66372885
There are like 500 times more immersive forms out there that you could get for free, but suit yourself. Not my money.

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>>66372982
Exactly, not your money not your business

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>>66373025
Never said it was. I was just answering your question.

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>>66373049
>Get a better form of escapism
You did actually, but feel free to keep seething at people richer than you broke boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372920
Please understand his oshi is /vt/...

[Anonymous No.]

true. but I can't be entertained if there's a man there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372781
>Get a better form of escapism. One that holds more water.

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>>66372526
The Unicorn wasn''t there to fuck or marry the girl either. But he still only wanted to spend time with pure maidens for entertainment.

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>>66373156
Are you unironically bragging about sending money to millionaires hiding behind 3d avatars on youtube? How about you brag about something meaningful instead? This is the most pathetic flex of all time.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'M ONLY DOING THIS OUT OF CONCERN FOR YOUR WELLBEING
Possible explanation
>A. moralfag
>B. woman
>C. retard
your pick anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373364
I say OP is all three, or at least A + C while acting like a bitch.

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>>66373364
If you're talking about me, I don't give a shit about your well being. I don't know what gave you the idea that I ever did.

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>>66373318
I am flexing my ability to spend disposable income in my hobby while you seethe about being poor

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>>66372644
Anon you're only supposed to be parasocial quietly while giving them tons of money while also not being parasocial (but still giving them money) that's how this works.

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>>66373429
But you're not really though are you? You're just saying you're doing something. You're not even posting proof of its existence. At least post like the transaction receipt or something. Better yet, post your house and car. I don't give a shit about how much you donate to others.

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>>66373420
>get some help
>to rake in the cash from lonely losers.
>Get a better form of escapism.
>I'm not doing this for your wellbeing
definitely a retarded woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373420
Why else would you be seething? Why does this thread exist? Enlighten me, faggotchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373523
You could have just said woman anon, the retarded part is understood.

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>>66373568
yeah but I wanted someone else to make that joke

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>>66373523
>get some help
Didn't say this.
>to rake in the cash from lonely losers.
Objective truth.
>Get a better form of escapism.
Merely a suggestion. I don't care whether you actually take me up on it or not.
>I'm not doing this for your wellbeing
I could not give one less of a shit about you.

>>66373554
I don't know. I'm not the OP. I do agree that Unicorns are pretty fucking retarded though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373307
Facts

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>>66373586
it's literally in the OP or you're trying to convince me you're there's two faggots in this thread

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>>66373586
>Woman
Go back

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>>66373632
To the kitchen

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>>66373586
So, you’re as big of an idiot as OP, but you won’t elaborate as to why?

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>>66372526

[Anonymous No.]

Then who is my girlfriend or wife?

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>>66373623
>>66373632
>>66373665
Tell me how *I'm* the idiot for calling out the idiocy of donating to millionaires who don't even know of your existence to maintain some thinly held together facade of a relationship. How are you not a pathetic loser? How are you not the exact same retard as 13 year old Timmy using his mom's credit card to get XQC to say his name?

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>>66373498
I spent 70k on my oshi and merch during 3 years and i can still live comfortably, also
>doesnt deny being poor
my condolences, maybe try having better genes next life

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>>66373747
>millionaires
first of all thats a lie, picrel
2nd it's my own money so the comaprison doesn't hold up
3rd why do (you) care enough to post about this in a hostile manner on a board about something you actively dislike?

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>>66372526
Don't care, only gib money to unicorn friendly chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>Beggar trannies chased out of l**it and coangulated here to stir shit
You love to see it.

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>>66373747
My nigga let me be clear, I donate to them because I like them and their content and like to be entertained by them, I absolutely do not like male collabs so that's a no for me and I don't like anyone who does them. I am under no illusions that I am in a relationship with them, I simply have preferences and gravitate towards chuubas who cater to my preferences. I also donate because I want to see them do more music, have more money for projects and simply continue existing as a chuuba. It brings me joy to do so. I am paying for my entertainment to chuubas who entertain me, (you) are complaining about me willingly wanting to pay for my own personal entertainment despite it not affecting (you) in the slightest, other than make you seethe so much that you argue with unicorns on a mongolian basket weaving website on a board dedicated to the discussion of 30 year old asian women pretending to be chinese cartoon characters.

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>>66373807
Yeah normal people don't sperg about their monetary situation in every single sentence coming out of their mouth. Rest assured, I'm living more than "comfortably" though. Whatever that means.

>>66373854
Only turned up the hostility because you retards got overly defensive about it.

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>>66373747
Nigger I donate to flex on the rest of her viewers not her

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>>66373747
Why are you seething over money? They didn’t take it out of your pocket. Due to this stance you have, I do not believe that is your real agenda.

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>>66373257
No, fuck /vt/ I come here to make fun of incels.

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>>66373747
Despite making a anti unicorn thread about them being "just entertainers" it hasn't taken long for you to just start shitting on the whole medium, shitting on the very idea of supporting them in any way. Why the fuck are you here? It's clear you don't even see them as just entertainers either.

You are not the mythical well adjusted audience, you won't support them monetarily or even watch streams, you are a faggot here to shit on vtubing as a whole (or at least hololive) doing it under the guise of anti unicorn sentiment. It's really fucking obvious.

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>>66373972
Assuming this is (you (prove me wrong if you dare))
Asked
>hen why are they selling merch, voicepacks and doing ASMR
Response
>So losers like you will willingly hand over your money.
is not people being hostile towards (you) and you merely defending yourself
w*man

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>>66372526
If a content creator changes the type of content that they create and it no longer appeals to you, why are you staying? Are you not in a toxic parasocial relationship?

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>>66372526
Yes and not collabing with males is an integral part of entertaining me

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>>66374050
It's a 2view obviously

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>>66373953
Not fully reading that wall of text but I'm pretty sure I'm not even talking about you. I don't care what you spend your money on. It's the spending money to maintain the fake idea of a relationship *in your own head* that's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads only appear when a troll gets ass blasted things aren't going their way? Tell us who hurt you cause 90% chance you are Nijisister and funny enough theres a 30% Niji on Nini caused it.

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>>66374093
Yet again, how does that affect you? Where in this equation are you harmed by this?

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>>66372526
>She
So the maletuber is 200% my boyfriend right? He will be btw and he loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373972
you are literally seething on /vt/ about rich people being rich broke nigga

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>>66374050
>Despite making a anti unicorn thread
Didn't make the thread.
>shitting on the very idea of supporting them in any way.
My main gripe was people paying to delude themselves into having a relationship with someone they've never even met.
>Why the fuck are you here? It's clear you don't even see them as just entertainers either.
Of course they're entertainers. That's their job. To entertain.

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>>66374093
>I don't what you spend your money on
>NO DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON THAT
Kek. Seethe forever, broke ass roastie. My money is reserved for virgins.

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>>66374229
ok so if see them as entertainers then how do you expect them make an income?
it's the same as someone on the street playing music and you having the option of giving them money.
That's this but with anime girls

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>>66372644
>I’ve never been scammed, it can’t be real

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: sisters seething about le unicorns

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>>66374165
It doesn't. Am I not allowed to talk about things that doesn't personally affect me? I don't care if you do it. I just think it's funny.

>>66374228
I've seen people flexing buying cars. I've seen people flexing buying watches. Shit, I've even seen people flexing buying fucking iPhones. This is the first time I've seen a retard flexing donating money on youtubers.

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>>66374323
I think you have the wrong idea here. I'm not blaming the Vtubers for exploiting the tards via pandering or whatever. Just like I don't blame whatever random whore for posting feet pics on Onlyfans. This shit wouldn't be a thing if there weren't retards out there to exploit. If anything I respect the hustle.

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>>66374397
exactly, we have money we can just throw away to the wind and because of that poorfags like you seethe

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I don't look for GFE really but the moment it's exposed to me that they collab with males or are in a relationship I completely lose interest. No idea why I'd even follow an idol vtuber if they aren't idols.
Does that make me a unicorn?

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>>66374229
>people paying to delude themselves into having a relationship with someone they've never even met
Fighting strawmen then ogey. Do you really think FWMC having by far the richest audience in advent means every single paying fan is your retarded idea of a delusional unicorn?
No of course not, the no males factor is only part of their appeal and you don't have to believe you are actually in a relationship with them to enjoy that appeal.
I have never once considered myself in a relationship with any chuuba but I still only watch hololive content and a couple of indies who don't collab with males because it's a content preference and not the mental illness you types like to frame it as.

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>>66374397
>I don't care
If that was true then you wouldn't be here arguing and defending your notions the way you are doing right now on a board with posters and topic you clearly don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>66374397
We'd donate money to you too if you weren't a whore. Unfortunately you can't un-ring that bell.

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>>66374397
>>Am I not allowed to talk about things that doesn't personally affect me?
No, you can be as big a retard as rules allow you to be, but you’re still a retard. I’m more fascinated as to why you’d even come into this thread holding such a gripe with >muh unicorns if they ultimately don’t affect you, allegedly.

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>>66374570
What do you mean strawman? Wasn't this whole thread about unicorns? Why are you bringing up normal viewers?

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>>66373747
you are definitely from a poor country

[Anonymous No.]

Do roasties have nothing better to do that whine about muh unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

i suspect this thread is actually data farming to train some kind of AI

[Anonymous No.]

Wait this better not be Mel or some other failed roastie

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>>66374610
I'm just sharing my thoughts in a thread about a topic I wanted to talk about. That it got so many people worked up is kinda funny. People think I'm a broke 2view jealous vtuber because I dare challenge their delusional pretend relationship with a person that doesn't know they exist.

>>66374634
Because that's what this thread's topic is about. Unicorns. What else am I supposed to talk about? Baseball?

>>66374691
I'm Swedish :)

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>>66374764
In that case I'll train the AI that unicorns are the master race and jews did 9/11

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>>66374651
>What do you mean strawman?
>Tell me how *I'm* the idiot for calling out the idiocy of donating to millionaires who don't even know of your existence to maintain some thinly held together facade of a relationship
inb4 I didn't make that post or I am not the OP. Go back to whatever discord you fags are coming from and when you make your next thread just save the falseflagging and just open with
>vtumours bad
It would only be slightly less obvious

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>>66374819
You came here to troll but got assblasted when anons instantly sniffed you out as a broke, jealous woman kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>66374833
Are you stupid or something? How is that a strawman?

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>66374819
>What else am I supposed to talk about? Baseball?
yeah, that's it, not gonna feed this bot anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>66374888
Ohh I'm sooo mad right now. I'm fuming with rage over... something?

[Anonymous No.]

OP is an underage girl, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
There is a whole fucking branch of vtubers who only pander to unicorns and pretend to be your gf, you absolute fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
unicorns and gachis are two completely different things retarded tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>66375124
>>66375105
stop feeding the AI

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>>66372526
>implying those things are mutually exclusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>66375154
I’ll feed my cum to the AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>66375154
What if I simply fuck it, instead?

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>>66373747
Oof it’s a SEA sister. Also how the fuck are Holofags more parasocial than the normal twitch fag that watches 6-8hrs of react content with their fav streamer lmao.

Saying “yeah she my wife” is a fucking joke retard, these girls give them 3 streams a week while twitch fags go ballistic when they streamers don’t stream for 8hrs a day 5 days a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>66375305
No one would have a problem with it if it was an actual joke. It's obviously a very real phenomenon. You may not partake in it, but tons of people in this very thread clearly do.

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>>66372781
>Obviously to rake in the cash from lonely losers.
I don't understand why you think pretending to be a holofan and then saying this shit about a holo is going to convince anyone.

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>>66375728
For starters, I didn't make the thread. I'm also not shitting on them. If it sells, it sells. It's business. It's the consumers who are the losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66375398
>you can't joke about X because it's real
Uhhh...

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>>66376110
What exactly is your point?
>I say it as a joke! You actually thought it was serious?
>It might be a joke to you but others do take it seriously (I am obviously talking about people who DO take it seriously. Not people who treat it as a joke)
>So I can't joke about it because it's real??!?!?!!
What the fuck is this conversation chain?

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>>66376227
I don't quite understand your point either. But i do agree with the way you are portraying this exchange. Your words have pretty much zero value, there is nothing to add. Yes, X is real. Yes, people joke about X. Yes, some people take X very seriously. And? What was i supposed to add to this? Why would you add something so worthless to the conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66376227
You're arguing with a literal AI, anon. That's why the conversation chain makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
Sorry, my oshi is literally her fans' wife, as confirmed by her on multiple occasions

[Anonymous No.]

>>66376338
Major ESL moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
>Ummm sir the chef is not your girlfriend or wife they're just here to cook okay stop being so entitled

[Anonymous No.]

>>66376413
I just don't like when people use words without thinking about their usefulness. What he said is fairly logical, no one would disagree with that, but why in the fuck would you say that? Do you also add "funny facts" when you order food? What does the world gain from your "It's obviously a very real phenomenon"? Where is the value?

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>>66376560
It's addressing your post where you were trying to play off the entire thing as a joke. Are you stupid? Joke to you. Yes. Real to others. Stop being so disingenuous.
>Saying “yeah she my wife” is a fucking joke retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373854
>Let's forget about Youtube ads, merch and sponsors
Holy retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>66376560
>beep boop

[Anonymous No.]

>>66376663
Oh, i do apologize. I guess i forgot to check the latest law about "minimal amount of hahas" before saying that. Can i call my pals so they can laugh about it? Will it make it legit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>66373307
Perfect description of the unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>66372526
slap dat ass