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Australien Edition

>What is /aus/?
A thread for discussing vtubers from, or living in, the land down under.

>Are kiwis allowed?
Yes!

>Okay, link me some aussies then

Vershion! The premiere Australian twitch vtuber team:

Jean "Jets" Faymas, mech pilot tomboy and NOT a catgirl
>https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
Hanya, homonculus raccoon, smol and multi-talented, also Jets' wife
>https://www.twitch.tv/hanya
Mako Fukasame, computer science wobbegong shark
>https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame
Clio Aite, history professor and grand strategy hag
>https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite

Other assorted aussies:

Vividly Vivi, radioactive but in a good way
>https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
Thinkerbella, the singing fairy
>https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella
Yozora Aoi, kiwi tanuki
>https://www.twitch.tv/yozoraaoi
Neg Nasu, funni purple rrrrrockstar wolf
>https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu
Goonyella, but you can just call him Goony
>https://www.twitch.tv/goonyella
Asakat_, demon sorceress
>https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
Miya Galactic, Austr-alien and OBS wizard
>https://www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic
TheHapiFox, eats pizza with mayonnaise
>https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox
Shimada Tiger, secret fighting game aussie, shhhh don't tell anyone
>https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

Please suggest more if you watch someone who's not listed!

LIVE KOALA CAM
>https://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/koala-cam

Related threads:
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//lig/
>>>/vt//fig/

Previous thread: >>66058790

>> No.66217684

now that I think about it, not a good idea to bake 6 hours before they start streaming

>> No.66217840

A non-vershion picture, well done
Miya in Vershion Gen 2?

>> No.66217962
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May I interest you in some tail?
https://youtu.be/6Ff16oIFuV4

>> No.66218028

>>66217840
if you guys posted more pictures of them I'd have more pictures to bake threads >:(

>> No.66218381

>>66217840
I will do my darnest for that not to happen.

>> No.66218540
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Good mako stream

>> No.66219445

>>66217684
It's possible we survive.

>> No.66220851
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Shark wife material

>> No.66221822 [SPOILER] 
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>>66219445

>> No.66221823

>>66220851
Can't believe Mako is borderline NPC tradwife material, bros...

>> No.66222893

>>66221823
>NPC Basedjack Tradwife
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>> No.66224042

>>66222893
Would she agree with your takes but still find some way to go on a tangent about counter-points?

>> No.66224861

>>66224042
Mako and I disagree often. She's smart but unsurprisingly biased in favour of shitty government education.

>> No.66225174

I wish Clio would play League of Legends. I want to see her mechanics and strategy skills in action, without being bogged down having to babysitting collab teammates.

>> No.66225178

>>66224861
Yeah, the sorts that decry the lack of funding and general state of public schools and then look at you funny if you like private schooling.

>> No.66227625
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I wont be able to see her doing mercenary work anymore :(

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>>66225174

>> No.66230474
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>> No.66231188
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I'm wojak/doomer girl and depressive/schizoid. Which aussie is best for me?

>> No.66233117
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deadest of hours

>> No.66233179

>>66231188
i hate zoomer speak

>> No.66234183

i miss hanya

>> No.66236192

I am so excited for Jets upcoming games with Observer, more Half-Life, and Metro!

>> No.66236219

>>66233117
I need tomboy!

>> No.66237647
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>You're gonna be one of the best out there, I can feel it
>Come on, you gotta push yourself, you CAN NOT doubt yourself out there
>HOW ARE YOU THIS SLOW
>So that's it? She was never going to make it
>I spent $10,000 on that swimsuit
>I went into debt for you
>Why the hell are you gay
>I don't care what you do as long as it's not in my house
>Can you at least get married to a man
>I think you're just one of those LUGs
>Can you even succeed in Football
>I just don't want you to waste your time
>I didn't raise you to quit just because you got injured once
>You didn't even make it to your first show
>As a parent, I'm not supposed to say this but I like you a lot more than Clio
>What do you even do with a history degree
>Hey honey our daughter wants to be a barista
>See now you're out of a job
>Even if you go to another university you're just going to get cut again
>I think you should just get married (to a man)
>So you just play video games for other losers all day
>You wear latex and pretend to lick their ears
>Thats just being a whore with FEWER steps
>Why don't you talk to real people
>Are you autistic
>Is that why they like you

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I made it here! What a scary place!

>> No.66241499

>>66237647
schizophrenia

>> No.66241633

hanya zatsu in a couple hours

>> No.66242188
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https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

>> No.66242256
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https://www.twitch.tv/firozera
kaiju is doing a whole bunch of things today

>> No.66242905

has Jets ever talked about why her nose sounds blocked?

>> No.66242952

>>66242905
because she has allergies?

>> No.66243120
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https://www.twitch.tv/louettetheclown_
clussy playing pocky & rocky

>> No.66243144

>>66242905
All my homies HATE histamines

>> No.66243214

how to learn skills while keeping up with my aushie? very hard times for me rn.

>> No.66243275

>>66243214
put her on in the background while doing your reps, for motivation

>> No.66243437
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She's gushing about art

>> No.66243518

Jets will be less of a lurker this year... she's becoming a proper chatter

>> No.66243584

>shaking before chatting
She's literally me

>> No.66243616

>>66243584
you're not really as scared of chatting as a frail zoomer shut-in art girl... are you?

>> No.66243853

>>66243437
any link to that art?

>> No.66244112

>>66243853
Best I could find.
https://twitter.com/alzandahh/status/1743713359583723828

>> No.66244243
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>>66243616
n- no...

>> No.66244394

>>66244112
thanks

>> No.66244459

>>66244112
great art
Damn doesn't look like her at all lol

>> No.66244477 [SPOILER] 
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66244477

Dangerous Jets

>> No.66244688

>>66244477
she's been showing this sketch off for like 6 months when will she work on it

>> No.66244698

first time she has shown an actual good meme from the discord

>> No.66244749

>>66241633
you better be live posting anon

>> No.66245407

jets is inspiring but depression is debilitating. i hope i can come out of 2024 with some improvement and art of my own that show a good progression

>> No.66245587

>>66245407
go sunbathing, take vitamin D and go exercise, helped me wonders

>> No.66245773

>>66245407
do drugs that qualify as uppers

Adderall
Ritalin
Concerta
Cocaine
Ecstacy
Methamphetamine
Nicotine

that will give you a boost

>> No.66246223

>>66244459
I looked and although they take shinkawa's style wholly, they're a western artist. They probably just sameface everything according to what they feel like in their more realistic style.

>> No.66246763

>brazilian architecture is incredible
Sigh...

>> No.66246806

>>66246763
well, favelas are incredible in that I can't believe that shit doesn't collapse instantly

>> No.66246958

>>66246806
my gringo in Christ, even the planned buildings look like dogshit
>I can't believe that shit doesn't collapse instantly
It often does,they just don't report on it because them a gov official would need to go there to inspect

>> No.66246969
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>>66246763
aus to fig to brazil pipeline is real

>> No.66247061

>>66246969
well there had to be at least ONE silver lining of living here I guess

>> No.66247962

Hanyer streaming soon

>> No.66248424
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https://www.twitch.tv/stealthy_mouse
mouse doing art

>> No.66249084
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https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
the hag

>> No.66249104

i missed the beginning of observer was there anything crucial to know??

>> No.66249158
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https://www.twitch.tv/hanya
the racc

>> No.66249172

i like clio so much

>> No.66249229
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https://www.twitch.tv/lillianthemaid
the dragon maid

>> No.66249663

>https://twitter.com/MakoFukasameTV/status/1744156913930248694
Shark is having a rest day and I'll miss her.
Good. She streamed every day last week because she wanted to start off the year properly. This old bitch better rest.

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>>66249663
Forgot to include the art but the one carrying her? Yeah, me.

>> No.66249909

>>66249759
Princess carrying your prof even though it makes her embarrassed!

>> No.66250425

>>66231188
>I'm wojak/doomer girl and depressive/schizoid. Which aussie is best for me?
You would feel guilty around Mako even as she tries to reaffirm you and fix you because she understands you too much.
You'd feel too much masculine restrictions on your relationship with your broshi jets, and couldn't open up to a bro.
Hanya would be too pure and sweet and make you feel like you wouldn't deserve her shining as bright as the sun.
So, clio. She would commisserate with you, judge you a bit, and you probably won't come out better, but it'd hold together.

>> No.66250511

>30s
clio pls the math doesnt add up

>> No.66250583
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Watching Hanya rn instead of my Aushi since she needs the support.
If any of the anons who were bitching about the vershions not reading chat last thread are here, Hanya (tries to) read every single chat and it's pretty slow.

>> No.66250824

>goes from talking about checking yourself for cancer to a movie about a vagina eating people
this hag

>> No.66250851

>>66250583
based

>> No.66250939

>>66250583
>since she needs the support.
something happened?

>> No.66250981
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Hanya News:
She fucked her voice for 4 days (still can't drink cold water)
She's taking cold showers to try and establish a daily routine
She sees her vtuber self as her real authentic self and feels weird going out irl now

>>66250939
<-------

>> No.66251065

>>66250981
Did jets get raided?

>> No.66251091

>>66251065
yep

>> No.66251241

>>66250981
Poor girl, well at least she's trying to better herself

>> No.66251293

>>66221823
>>66222893
>>66224042
>>66224861
>>66225178
Mako is the perfect wife. From that chart her mental illnesses are based around her self image and not disillusionment with the world. That's a much healthier starting point for a family if the mother sees value in the world and isn't schizo. She'd want her kids to grow up in it and do right by them.

>> No.66251382
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Hanya wants to do a breakcore cover of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoox9fpmDP0

Or is there some other song also called duvet?

>> No.66251465

>>66251382
usually that's the one they mean when anyone says "Duvet"

>> No.66251542

Please livepost about Clio, I don't want to miss any lore

>> No.66251588

>>66250981
>She sees her vtuber self as her real authentic self and feels weird going out irl now
I've wondered how many people feel like this but I haven't seen anyone talk about it.

>> No.66251607

>>66251542
hagstorians are too busy lusting over her to livepost

>> No.66251663
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>>66251607
Imagine how disappointed she'll be when you fail to live up to her decade of sexual experience.

>> No.66251667

>>66250425
Thank you for your insight. Aligns with my experience so far.

>> No.66251669

tell me about the hyper vox
does she consider herself dark-skinned or is that just how the shading looks

>> No.66251865
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>Plagued with health issues
>Is on a health kick
Unironically many such cases. Unfortunately, she doesn't have problems you can diet and exercise your way out of.

>> No.66252203

>>66251663
Sorry, I will only make love to my virgin tomboy wife Jets.

>> No.66253390

>>66251663
i seen this scenario in porn she will just pat my head and said i did well even if it was my first time

>> No.66253441
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Reminder that this is clio's first message to mako
https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstemiousBoringQueleaNerfBlueBlaster-XgHMjxbY49S2ZlLr

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You heard clio show up to shimada birthday
also help in with the card >>66250185

>> No.66253576

>>66253441
anyone got the image?

>> No.66256304

>>66253576
October 10th 2022 makes me think the full nelson one.

>> No.66256438

>>66253530
TRUE

>> No.66258557
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I still have no idea what this game is about

>> No.66258860

>>66258557
sounds like you're not very... observant

>> No.66258948

>>66258557
It's about observing
Basically it's a cuck simulator

>> No.66259035

I'm cackling at the goon room

>> No.66259743
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https://www.twitch.tv/errorcodie
la rata is in png form and playing Unpacking

>> No.66261468

if a guy learns to sneeze cute like jets will they laugh at me?

>> No.66261562

>>66261468
I would find it cute and endearing and cuddle with you at the movies.

>> No.66262645

>>66261562
ok :3

>> No.66263203

>>66261468
>>66261562
>>66262645
stop being gay

>> No.66263485
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https://www.twitch.tv/mimyh
donut girl playing MHW

>> No.66263622

Do you guys think I could make Clio sad by talking about cute bfe things in her chat/discord like "today me and my gf cuddled on the couch and watched some anime, we had lunch and now she's taking a nap. I love her so much <3"

>> No.66263712

>>66263622
no but you will make me sad instead shut the fuck up

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uuuu

>> No.66263828
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>>66263712
Don't worry anon, you'll find someone, just be yourself.

>> No.66263968

>>66263203
NO!
I demand someone to post hot Aussie dudes so that I can feel like a melty bottom bitch.

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>>66263968

>> No.66264111

>>66263968
you can do better than australian males anon

>> No.66264125

>>66263968
rezuul's not on right now

>> No.66264495

Hanya works so hard for her community

>> No.66265022

going to sleb tell me tomorrow if a fight broke up in sophie's chat

>> No.66265559
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To show for my 2023 I have 700k clio bucks and 300k jet fuels so that was a type of year

>> No.66265769
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>>66265559
okay but how many bitches

>> No.66266804

>>66265769
I don't need bitches I have Aussie vtuber

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>>66265769
4

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>> No.66269509,1 [INTERNAL] 

i need more goony streams

>> No.66269509,2 [INTERNAL] 

i need more goony streams

>> No.66269509,3 [INTERNAL] 

i need more goony streams

>> No.66269509,4 [INTERNAL] 

i need more goony streams

>> No.66270913
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Why is this shark so sexy?

>> No.66271208

>>66267908
Why did you post my four wives?

>> No.66271694

>>66270913
you have mommy issues

>> No.66272648
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>>66271694
>you have mommy issues
Yes.

>> No.66273772
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https://www.twitch.tv/froggyhoppins
phrog

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https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella
TINK

>> No.66274550

>>66273772
>>66274459
God dammit, aussies stream either too late or too early for me

>> No.66278134
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https://www.twitch.tv/nellypockets
nelly is playing stardew again

>> No.66278540

>>66242256
Wish I didn't have to work so I could watch best kaiju live instead of vods

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https://www.twitch.tv/bakamitaiau
watch baka

>> No.66282101
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https://www.twitch.tv/negnasu
funni purple rrrrrrrrockstar wolf is painting today

>> No.66282932
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https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox
the fox really seems to like doing asmr

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https://www.twitch.tv/pastelstormveil
pastel is baba is you

>> No.66284256

>>66279201
oddworld stream btw

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>> No.66286322

good morning /aus/

>> No.66286470

>>66286322
goodnight, /aus/

>> No.66286566

>>66286470
BEHOLD, the single australian that resides here

>> No.66289793

>>66286566
what about me

>> No.66290016

I WANT TO FRENCH KISS ALL AUSTRALIAN WOMENNB

>> No.66291948

I want to cuddle in bed and watch wrestling with Clio

>> No.66293885
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>> No.66294743

I can't believe Clio is a cheater

>> No.66294773
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None of you watched mako when she had an ugly model

>> No.66294923

>>66294773
I did though

>> No.66295025

>>66294773
I didn't even know any of these people existed 9 months ago

>> No.66295205

Do we know how old is Clio? Or an approximate?
Big part of her schtick if "i am hag vtuber, hag history professor" etc. but there are 27-32 year olds that call themselves hags in an ironic (or not so ironic) way.

>> No.66295401

>>66295205
The character is in her 30s and thats all I care about

>> No.66295654

>>66295205
>Do we know how old is Clio?
Yes.

>> No.66296556

>>66295205
she's said it on stream once, and it was shown by a game once
you can go dig for it if you like

>> No.66296608

Uchida Shuu is live
https://www.youtube.com/live/yghuQ2vFBeg

>> No.66297553
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>> No.66299431

>>66297553
racc rack...

>> No.66300542
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>>66297553
Marriage and bed breaking baby making sex with Hanya!

>> No.66301439

fig up
>>66301174

pls bump and keep brainwashing clio into playing fightan

>> No.66302725

>>66282932
I love hapi fox but she's always streaming after I've been asleep for a few hours :[

>> No.66304052

>>66295205
The Ring Fit leak said 34
This isn't doxx, she has said it on stream

>> No.66304251

>>66304052
That's...not really hag, well i guess it counts as hag for internet culture but i was expecting older, considering how she claims to not understand most memes or internet culture from 2-3 years ago.
Was expecting like 45 or something.

>> No.66304391

>>66304251
Hag mem in vtubing is different from what you know

>> No.66304639

>>66304251
Hag has come to mean 30+ and your own preconceptions are unlikely to change that shorthand.

>> No.66305305 [DELETED] 

>>66304639
I guess that's on vtubing culture like >>66304391 says and maybe rk9/pol, outside does spaces 30 is not hag, just...adult.
Genuinely was expecting Clio to be in her mid 40's considering how she constantly claims to not understand "those millennial references" when she herself counts as a millennial if she is 34.

>> No.66305614

>>66304639
I guess that's just on vtubing culture like >>66304391 says. I have never heard anyone unironically refer to females in their 30's as hags in real life. I HAVE seen that happening on r9k, pol, and some zoomer tiktok discords though.
Genuinely was expecting Clio to be in her mid 40's considering how she constantly claims to not understand "those millennial references" when she herself counts as a millennial if she is 34.

>> No.66305714

>>66304052
>>66304251

oldest fucking trick in the book dont believe her lies she is at least 40 the math doesnt add up

>> No.66305994

>>66305614
>I have never heard anyone unironically refer to females in their 30's as hags in real life.
I have. Mostly kids accusing 25+ women of being used up hags, in the classic way of kids not understanding what old actually means.

>> No.66306558

>>66305614
She was pretty much leaning on "normie" side pre-COVID. She was not cooped up in her room and had boyfriend and stuff.

>> No.66307305
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b-but I'm a man!

>> No.66307383

>>66307305
anon please stop being such a homosexual in my thread. go get a boyfriend.

>> No.66307413

>>66307383
tragically, I am 5' 7" and gay beauty standards are literally exactly the same

>> No.66307544

>>66307413
you're a bottom, being short is a boon for you.

>> No.66308751
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Unsubstantiated Canonical Vershion Sex Rankings:

1. Hanya:
>Cardio Bunny on a health kick
>Being the only one with a non-atrophied vagina that will feel amazing
>Seems very conscientious and will do her best to work with you to find something you both enjoy
>Will probably develop some sort of emotional connection that will enhance the experience even if it's just as friends or a str

2. Mako:
>Autistic but in a good way
>Very detached and analytical about what "feels" good
>Will spend hours doing research on optimal fisting technique and read out notes on her phone while you're inside her
>Might forget about you while hyperfocusing on whatever she wanted to try for herself that night
>Sees getting you to orgasm in different ways as a "fun challenge"

3. Clio:
>Extremely selfish
>Has led people on just to fuck them once
>Will starfish out and expect you to do all the work
>Does not give a single shit about whether you're enjoying yourself
>At least knows how to position herself to make getting her off easier
>Won't even notice if you cum or not

4. Jets:
>Shy and Inexperienced
>This is not a positive
>Does not know what she wants and is too shy to be forward about it
>Have to hold her hand through everything
>You will never be sure if she's enjoying herself or just saying it feels good because she sucks at communicating
>Can't get her to explicitly say she wants sex so you'll feel a little rapey the whole time

>> No.66309203

>>66308751
>not a positive
Anon, you don't get to decide what I think of as a positive.

>> No.66309293 [DELETED] 

>>66308751
Clio has likely slept with black men, which lowers her tenfold

>> No.66309324

>>66309293
Yeah, I don't want to sleep with someone who thinks bestiality is okay.

>> No.66309673

>>66307544
>be gay so either one can fuck the other
>b-but im a bottom i have to be a bottom im a bottom ok
why are gays so fucking weird

>> No.66310957

did jets finish observer?

>> No.66312538

i HATE australia

>> No.66314279
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>> No.66314685

>>66305614
The oldest Millennials are in their mid 40s now.

>> No.66316224

driving a car with jets

>> No.66316873

>>66310957
next week I think

>> No.66317142
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Post schedules

Firo playing AC6 this week

>> No.66318498
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hanya playing class of 09 today

>> No.66319047
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>>66318498
I've been waiting for this

>> No.66319408
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>>66318498

>> No.66319524

watching hanya has made me think i may be autistic

>> No.66319807

>>66319524
It is a spectrum anon hopefully you figure it out

>> No.66320014
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>>66319524
Hanya makes me feel like I can be anything, autism is one of those things

>> No.66320963

If a 5th Aussie joined who would be the best fit?

>> No.66321032

>>66320014
she also makes me feel that way, i'm going to become a better person this year for hanya

>> No.66321490

>>66320963
Me, this year I am going to move to australia and start streaming

>> No.66321541

>>66321490
Prove you're cute enough.

>> No.66321818

>>66321490
Rate your autism on a scale of 1-10

>> No.66322462

I finished Half-Life 2! Now I will play the episodes and then I will play a game to become attractive to Clio like I think Homeworld.

>> No.66322536

>>66321818
... 8, assuming we're using an exponential scale to account for population bell curves.

>> No.66322958

>>66322536
Add a +1 for that answer

>> No.66323171

>>66308751
And I would pick Jets every time.

>> No.66323212
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https://www.twitch.tv/louettetheclown_
Clussy Loves Katamari

>> No.66323861
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66323861

Bogan crow goddess playing Alan Wake 2. New content for you mates to check out

https://www.twitch.tv/vaikavt

>> No.66324202

jets is so cozy
hanya is so cozy
clio is so cozy
and mako is so cozy

>> No.66324791

i'm glad we finally have a thread with NO chuubas lurking or posting in it

>> No.66326513

>>66324791
How do you know if they're lurking?

>> No.66326520
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>> No.66326835

>>66326520
what if this mako killed me?

>> No.66327206

>>66326520
>Mako is now the trad wife she always wanted to be
>Son's 14th bday coming up
>Says he wants a gaming chair
>Goes up to his room after school
>See's a Herman Miller office chair
>Mixture of confusion and sadness
>Turns around and Mako is standing in the doorway
>Asks her with respectful disappointment what this is
>Mako launches into a 2 hour deep dive on ergonomics
>Explains all the features that make this chair cost 3x what the chair he wanted cost
>Son comes away feeling better
>Goes to school the next day
>Attempts to show off his chair
>Gets made fun of for having boomer office furniture
>Gets told to stfu when he tries to talk about its ergonomics

>> No.66327532

>>66327206
Imagine being adopted and your moms a vtuber, sounds like some shit-tier anime

>> No.66328722
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https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
radioactive hag is playing Bottle Can Float

>> No.66329358
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https://www.twitch.tv/hanya
Racc of 09

>> No.66329384

>>66318498
thank you

>> No.66329699

come hang with hanners, its edgy teenager game time

>> No.66329785

hanned up on a hunday

>> No.66330368

what is clio doing tonight

>> No.66330387
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https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
wtf does "thug aim" mean you old bat

>> No.66330442

>>66330387
say it three times fast

>> No.66330498

>>66330387
her new start screen is so comfy im dying its so cute and happy

>> No.66330572

>>66330498
I wanted to gif the headbob, but I only have kdenlive and arbitrary resolutions are absolutely fucking miserable.

>> No.66330753
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https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul
tiles

>> No.66330830
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Miya is doing portal revolution
https://www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic

>> No.66330833
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https://www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic
australien playing modded portal 2

>> No.66331011

eating lunch with clio

>> No.66331034
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https://www.twitch.tv/lillianthemaid
dragon maid is playing Before Your Eyes

>> No.66331163
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>>66330387
the game

>> No.66331234
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>>66330387
>>66331163
legalize rape

>> No.66331729

i want to grow old with clio
so bad

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>>66331729
But she's unlovable anon, she's said so herself.

>> No.66332039

hanya has such a beautiful singing voice

>> No.66333463

HANYA AUSSIE ACCENT ENABLED WOAH

>> No.66334398

I must obtain a house so that Clio will be my wife

>> No.66334662

>>66331034
That game is VERY depressing

>> No.66334666

>>66333463
doesn't she have a redeem for that?

>> No.66335926

>>66334666
Never heard it before so I was surprised that she genuinely is anon

>> No.66336197

>>66217597
What counts towards being an honorary Aussie chuuba?

>> No.66337421

>>66336197
well for one, clio is irish.

>> No.66337451
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https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger
it's time to hop on tekken, tigerbro. your lessons are starting.

>> No.66338036
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https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
demon sorceress playing dark souls 3

>> No.66340188
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>>66336197
having lived or living in australia

>> No.66341527
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https://www.twitch.tv/mimyh
donut girl is back on MHW

>> No.66343383
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How can I get the shark to stop being gay and manhandled by every woman that spots her?

>> No.66343569
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>>66343383
Make men less filthy and disgusting

>> No.66344595

>>66336197
>>66340188
The only way to survive Australia is to become Australia

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>>66343569
This shark needs to be protected from men

>> No.66348450

upsidown

>> No.66350178
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Imagine trying to mating press Clio and as you lift her legs up, she pulls a muscle because she hasn't stretched in so long and you have to abort the sex and put ice on her butt while she lays there embarrassed

>> No.66353545
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https://www.twitch.tv/goonyella
goony is learning about american food

>> No.66353590
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https://www.twitch.tv/kobaraven
evil woman playing dinkum

>> No.66354210

>Clio bought CoC2 for Mako on stream
Why is she like this

>> No.66354300

>>66354210
Never got into 2, i wanted to see how my girls were doing post game 1 not some entirely new place. Helia, khia, and amily

>> No.66354388
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https://www.twitch.tv/froggyhoppins
PHROG

>> No.66354985

Clio isn’t normally my wife but with her glasses off she is

>> No.66355054

>>66354210
I'm sure Clio knows Mako's proclivities more than anyone

>> No.66355265

>>66354210
>>66355054
>mako's posted about her having a really bad day and stream is delayed
Clio has impeccable timing for bits jesus

>> No.66355331

>>66355054
She didn't even know what the game was like before doing it, she just read it was a naughty game

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https://www.twitch.tv/bakamitaiau
BAKA GOT PARTNER

>> No.66355541
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https://www.twitch.tv/errorcodie
la rata is running an open MHW lobby

>> No.66355554

https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame
Sharg liv

>> No.66355575
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https://www.twitch.tv/gomi_tan
trash girl is playing monster pub

>> No.66355713
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>>66355554
hag sex

>> No.66356748

Thinking about urple tomboy

>> No.66356819 [DELETED] 

t.me/MitraThret

>> No.66357159

Gn bros it’s up to the hag lovers now

>> No.66358112
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>> No.66358468 [DELETED] 

>>66353590
I love how Koba draws custom icons for the guests on her stream. It keeps it her stream branding very streamlined and unique

>> No.66359345
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>> No.66364273

>>66361863
Hanyer...

>> No.66366266

bump

>> No.66367252

do the taiwanese count as /aus/

>> No.66367623

>>66367252
Refer to OP

>> No.66368764

>>66367623
So yes?

>> No.66369440

>>66368764
Where does it say Taiwanese is /aus/?

>> No.66370196

>>66369440
New zealand is an island near australia and kiwis are fine
Taiwan is an island near australia and so...

>> No.66370785

>>66370196
Why don't you make a thread for Taiwanese?

>> No.66371207

I want to marry Clio Aite

>> No.66371605

I want to pick up Hanya and leave her in a high place where she can't get down.

>> No.66373885
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What routine are jetpacks running to have such a rapeable ass?

>> No.66376673

>>66217597
MYIA!! AYAYA

>> No.66378364
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Imagine Jets cuddling with a boy and accidentally calling him Jetpack

>> No.66379233
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>>66378364
>"Thanks for the sub!"

>> No.66381266

>>66378364
Yeah, me.

>> No.66382732

i HATE australians

>> No.66383437

>>66382732
you're tsundere for australians

>> No.66383688

>>66383437
n-no i really hate them

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Sara's continuing her playthrough of Control!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GhyyTqNuSc

>> No.66385197

I need sheila gf

>> No.66387118

excited for jets

>> No.66388519

bongus live finally

>> No.66388653
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Jets is live, I'm once again bracing to suffer her retarded orbiter chat to enjoy some CRT kino.

>> No.66388914

holding hands with jets

>> No.66390230

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
Post the LINK you fools

>> No.66390298

>>66390230
No, her chat's already doing.
I want her all to myself.

>> No.66390307

https://www.twitch.tv/firozera
The kaiju is also on AC6

>> No.66390376

>>66388653
Am I retarded? Yes. Am I an orbiter? Yes.

>> No.66392763

will i be able to beat Long Day in AC7 before Jets gets there? I don't know. I'm very bad at this.

>> No.66394990

where clio

>> No.66395594

>>66388653
>her retarded orbiter chat
all me

>> No.66396469

>>66394990
having sex with her secret husband (me)

>> No.66397447
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You're in the club and this tomboy slaps your ass, wdyd?

>> No.66397480

watching movies with hanya is so chill

>> No.66399013
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clio soon i think
i am very hungover and just want to listen to my hag friend talk

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>>66399013
nevermind :(

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>> No.66399498

>>66399149
It's the maccas or her bf is coming over

>> No.66400245

>>66399498
I refuse to believe any Clio boyfriend rrats
I kinda agree with her that she's not very dateable.

>> No.66400930

>>66400245
It's a joke. It's the maccas

>> No.66400994

>>66400930
While I did misunderstand you, I was not joking.

>> No.66401156

>>66399149
>mako in there reminding her to take care of herself and not get heat stroke
it's cute but also very funny that she actually does need to be reminded not to fry herself

>> No.66401682

>>66400245
I can fix her

>> No.66402028

>>66399498
Yeah me

>> No.66402407

>>66401682
>I can unfuck that zero two cosplayer

>> No.66403615

>>66397447
Ask for seconds?

>> No.66404064

>>66401156
Mako cares about her friends and viewers in a very motherly way. As much as Clio tries to hammer home how old she is, Mako has the actual mommy energy.

>> No.66404685

>Mako: take care of yourself Clio
>Clio: reeeee the snoring the loud!!! I have to sleep in the bathroom, I cant be in Vershion house with Mako
whats her problem?

>> No.66404983

>>66404685
British

>> No.66405032

>>66404685
Didn't mako have to get her sinuses reconstructed last year?
That definitely sounds like someone that snores.

>> No.66405657

>>66404685
That's clio's personality that she exaggerates for better or worse. She isn't a bad person but she really hams up the banter act. Clio obviously cares about Mako too but is tsundere with extra tsun.

>> No.66405850

>>66404685
Mako claps back good why are you omitting that

>> No.66406198

>>66405850
He angy and biased about clio being mean to his sharkwife

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