/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura figma pre-order
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-161606

Previous Thread: >>65878110

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

can you imagine being her manager?
>probably paid a ton
>have to do zero work because she doesn't ask even a single thing of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>65906238
We always had that.
Treating her bad. Treating her good. Being too overwhelming. No censoring what you send in supers. All. Your. Fault.

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>>65908183
Ohhhh thats a cute Gooby

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>65908390
>No censoring what you send in supers.
there's always something to cringe at but the vast majority of what she got was tame luv u gooba stuff, she did not have it that bad, crossthread argument shitposter
especially considering she didn't read half of them to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't she ever play RDR2 again? I really liked seeing her play that game

[Anonymous No.]

is Gooba confirmed for the Myth collab on Friday?
or is it a "Myth" collab like the last few "Promise" collabs, hoooo...

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>>65908549
SNIFFFFFFFF

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>>65908945
my theory: she got spoiler'd and couldnt convince herself to play it more

[Anonymous No.]

>>65908945
same reason as bully, it kept causing problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>65908948
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1741671059495997787

[Anonymous No.]

>>65909163
then I shall keep my fingers crossed

[Anonymous No.]

My wife will make herself known again sometime soon, chumbies... I feel it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65909427
Your wife is a shirako slut T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>65908183
When's Chelsea coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65909113
No way! Did it have a Taiwan reference in it too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65908183
Rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

Heyo, how are you guys doing?
t.tourist

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>>65909599
Man I remember when she tried playing it during yuropeean time and the chat was complete dogshit. They spoiled the game immediately

[Anonymous No.]

If she's suffering some degree of VTubing burnout, it doesn't make much sense for her to join something that isn't forced on her by hololive

Perhaps she's starting to feel it loosen its grip and she can start having fun again. Also, it wouldn't be good timing for Myth to release the song they have sitting on ice if Gura isn't around

It's just LC, but if she's there it can perhaps be a new beginning

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe this place is dead. Of all places I thought it would be the last to die.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a vtuber!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65910287
What do you mean? It was pretty fast yesterday

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>>65910287
What /ggg/? Regardless of whether there's something going on or not, this place always has it's slow moments. And it's nice.
Even shitposters can get tired.

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>>65910495
>>65910498
I guess so, I wasn't here yesterday.

I'm gonna go to sleep and dream about Gura streaming, and wake up to realize she's actually streaming. Buhbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65910386
I want to fuck a Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

Accept my love already you cute anxious brat

[Anonymous No.]

I am actually in love with her.
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

I miss missing her

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone elses algorithm getting spammed by old member streams?

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911398
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

My Gurandma.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread will be worse.

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>>65910287
What the fuck is there to talk about? It's the same 30 retards who don't have better things to do that keep the thread going with low effort spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911767
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911767
At least it's higher effort than /cc/

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>>65911832
your posts aren't spam they're the true purpose of this thread

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>>65911861
True but not by much. The anticipation of tweets and the possibility of her being in the LC collab made it a bit more alive

[Anonymous No.]

Can you chumbies give a proper excuse now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911966
Gura doesn't shave

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911966
Le burnout i.e. she no longer enjoys streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911966
Wait until whether she shows up in the collab and wishes us a happy new year

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911880
/ggg/s only hope for salvation is to become a coomer thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65911999
there's nothing to shave

[Anonymous No.]

>>65908945
Because Rockstar games tend to be very unoptimized for PC. Even the titles that are more optimized like Max Payne 3 tend to need some tweaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65912171
it's goomer

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>>65911398
same :spoiler: same /spoiler

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>>65911398
Oh right. Member streams. I vaguely remember those being a thing haha...

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>>65912262

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the king of /ggg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65912419
>King of the retards
My liege!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65912419
You sit upon a throne of lies, for I am the true King of All /ggg/.

[Anonymous No.]

casual holo watcher
someone give me a qrd

[Anonymous No.]

>>65912738
Gura's bushi pucci is nice and thick

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>>65912738
...

[Anonymous No.]

Any news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65912818
false

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>>65912998
>>65912818

[Anonymous No.]

Can they just hire a new voice actor already

[Anonymous No.]

It's cunny, cun or cun cun. Get your newfag cringey Pucci word out of here

[Anonymous No.]

KEK @kiara throwing Shade at her on Twitter for most likely missing out on the Myth collab stream. Even she’s sick of her inactivity now.

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>>65913592
Don't be such a pucci

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>>65914018
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/exo9ft.mp3

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>>65914135

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>>65908183
I very much like that dragon dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>65914018
Female hands made this post

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>>65914287
Every femanon that comes to /ggg/ should post their bushy puccis before posting anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope every faggot copebud itt gets aids from the next dick they suck

[Anonymous No.]

the only dick i suck is gura's glowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>65914337
This site would be much improved if you had to submit a timestamped photo of your genitals in order to post. We could ban trannies and women

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura were a hamburger what toppings would she have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65915012
mayo and barbecue

[Anonymous No.]

>>65915012
All mayo, mine specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65915012
Something expired 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you think she and/or Cover never did put out an official statement that she'll be not regularly streaming for the past several months?

[Anonymous No.]

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65916096
Rubrubrubrubrub

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>>65915844
Problem between them and goob that is still too open-ended/early for any of them to be talking about it.

That's my shitty theory that made sense the 10 seconds I thought about why there is no tweet info. I know I'm wrong.

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>>65915844
It's her prerogative to do so, and, despite your guys' coping, not Cover's actual responsibility, unless you guys actually want them to start making statements without her consent

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will never be balling

[Anonymous No.]

Ghosting her genmates for projects is a new low I didn't think she would reach. The final cope is that she spent the Holidays with her family but if she keeps ghosting everyone then it might actually be over

[Anonymous No.]

>>65916096
I'm loving these dragon dinoguras

[Anonymous No.]

>>65916096
>not reading
How come?
>I LOVE GURA!!
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65916559
I don't mind, when has her consent ever mattered here?

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>>65916559
If they're still shilling her merch and keeping her membership active then yes they should make statements without her consent because it's scummy as fuck to keep her fans in the darn

[Anonymous No.]

>>65917204
They're her fans, if she's keeping us in the dark that was her choice intentionally.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's be honest

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>>65917568
I am and I'll keep saying it. Gura bushi pucci

[Anonymous No.]

how many times do I have to tell this nigga it's bald

[Anonymous No.]

her cun is balder than my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>65917821
Post head to confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

I extended my membership to Gura's channel

Have a nice day antis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65917949
You showed me.

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>>65917949
Stop paying her for doing nothing you fucking cuck. You're the reason she doesn't need to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>65914018
based

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>>65911832
if she looked like this I would actually watch her

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>>65917986
>>65918196

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>>65918196
Based, we should cause a global financial crisis to give gura a financial incentive to stream

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[Anonymous No.]

Still wondering why cover hasn't released more dino merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>65918352
*touch*

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is behind all conflicts escalating right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>65918352
*touch*

[Anonymous No.]

She's too good to be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65918751
We're dealing with a skin walker situation.

[Anonymous No.]

where is she

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I keep drinking milk despite it giving me lots of gas

[Anonymous No.]

>>65919461
Stop farting Yuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>65919461
I always have to shit if I drink milk yet I still drink it...

[Anonymous No.]

ngl im pretty tired of lethal company already and it wasn't as good of a stream game as I thought so I dont mind her not playing it on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>65920554
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna's let's play is so fucking frustrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>65921040
I see a lot parallels between how these two play games

[Anonymous No.]

>>65921040
Maybe it just shows how much these girls need backseating in games

[Anonymous No.]

chumbies, I think I am in love with her for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65921040
That's why I'm not watching it until it's complete

[Anonymous No.]

Lego Star Wars

[Anonymous No.]

>>65922373
lego fortnite

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65923576
me on her forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>65923882
You're a MaxiPad?

[Anonymous No.]

haachama is going to make a en/id relationship chart, i'm not sure her and Gura have had a conversation in 3 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>65923576
Me under the sheets

[Anonymous No.]

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

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>>65923576
Me on the middle right sneaking a peak under the blanket to settle the bushy debate once and for all. confirmed bushy, I repeat, confirmed bushy

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>>65914018
>>65914107
>>65918196
>Samefagging and won't even link the supposed Tweet
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

Come home, chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>65917362
And they're her employer. Responsibility starts at the top Cover shill.

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>>65925623

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>>65925623
is beboop the new keeping clippers fed girl?

[Anonymous No.]

:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>65926099
What the fuck are you smiling about

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely.

Cover/hololive should have announced a break for Gura and closed her memberships the second Gura notified them she was suffering from a burnout. She gave the impression that she wants to do other stuff than streaming entirely.

That as members we had to wait until the Sendai stream to hear it from her directly was disappointing, but now we know what's up.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>65926431
I feel Cover should not be selling merch or have an active channel membership of inactive members. But what do you expect from scummy company who only cares about making money. I guess their goals align in that sense

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Word on the street is Gura got mad at Cover. Not just mad but furious…
Apparently (and you didn’t hear this from me), BUT, apparently Gura requested perms for Leisure Suite Larry. When Cover said no, Gura shit her diapers and nothing has ever been same since. I know its allot to digest, but its the truth.

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>>65927294
That's such a random game idk why you even brought it up (its not good either)

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>>65927294
>suite

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>>65926409
>:3

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>>65926431
>we had to wait until the Sendai stream to hear it from her directly was disappointing, but now we know what's up
Except we don't know. She just said she had a "little burn out", she never said if her overall lack of streams was because of burnout. In usual Gura fashion she explains basically nothing.

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>>65927294
Anon, my parents played that game and I'm an ojisan.

[Anonymous No.]

I think not Kronii's menhera rant is about Gura

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>>65927893
it's the opposite end of the autism spectrum, or something, the yin to the schizophrenic rrat yang but no less retarded
the 'oh well she said she was trying to get over a little burnout, that explains the sudden worse than ever disappearance, nothing's weird or wrong at all' was more irritating than any of the usual shitposts

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>>65928276
Kronii always has a menhera rant, so you're going to have to be more specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65928276
>Kronii
>Menhera
But that's just her default state of being

[Anonymous No.]

why wouldn't management at least put out a christmas and new years tweet on her behalf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65929339
Cause they knew we knew it was them and thought it would be worse.

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>>65925623
Remember when gura is close with kaela?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm rewatching non non biyori, chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

Goob, let's play rhythm games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>65929728
thats cool, komari a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>65929728
based

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please... just one suckle, please just one...

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65929397
No one would know or care. Not having any Tweet is worse, it's just better to tweet on her behalf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65930603
The shitposters want a tweet so they can shitpost more. Management is being smart about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65930603
>No one would know
no
>or care
no

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks bae

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will be participating in a full holoEN cover song of Mind Craft

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>>65930777
>>65930807
whats a mind craft

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>>65930732
No one cares about shitposters. Just make the tweets. It's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's AI voice will be in the cover song cause she died 6 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65930777
man ame looks really cute in this. almost as cute as goober

[Anonymous No.]

to be fair you chumbuds are getting the true idol experience. This is about the distance real traditional idols have with their fans. You won't see her outside of events. I suppose the one thing is you aren't getting any handshake events or buying records with a chance of talking to her.
Enjoy I guess, I like it when my oshi streams though.

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>>65931065
What do you mean?
Yeah, we don't get handshake events but I get penis-shake events from her all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931065
Thanks random anon.
I love my sharkwife very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931065
haha thanks anon thats quite the humorous observation you've made there, anyways man can you please shoot me in the fucking head, ass and throat immediately because i wish i was dead she's never coming back holy fuck i hate my life

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>>65931276
um who the heck is that

[Anonymous No.]

Are chumbuds ok??

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura didnt even post a Christmas or new years message

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931404
A cute slut T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931331
Why do you need someone else to do it?

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>>65931455
We’re pretty fucking far from being ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931455
Yeah I'm chillin. I should really do my reps but I've been procrastinating a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931690
>>65931664
Oh what's this about then

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931514
because i'm so pathetic and weak I still believe she might come back one day

if some based anon could just cave my fucking skull in with a bat I'd finally be free

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931857
Ah, I've been tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65930777
>>65930807
But I thought Gura ghosts everyone and they can't ever get in touch with her or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932028
She only ghosts Kiara

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>>65932028
First cover? They always take many months to produce. It was certainly recorded in the fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65930777
My question again is has it been already recorded? If so it won't really change the current situation of her being MIA.

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>>65932103
based

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>>65932028
>>65931625
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932103
apparently she ghosts everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932215
Don't reply to me new ip nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you BURNOUT from a year where you did nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932178
why did global come here to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932028
Bae hasn't given the schizos any ammo to use unlike a certain someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932403
I asked myself this everyday when I worked help desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932498
I really wish she would stop mentioning gura. The thread gets shit up no matter what she says

[Anonymous No.]

why did the thread suddenly accelerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932698
global chuds prob

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932446
Me on her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932698
gura appeared in an image

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932446
Global is infested with homo and niji fans at this point. It's why they lost their shit when Jap said cgdct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932816
I noticed global is a lot more feminine these days. Shit isn't the same anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932971
This entire board is a lot more feminine

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's on the lethal Company collab right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932816
The only thing that matters is that Gura hasn't been streaming under Jap's management whereas she streamed under Omega's management, so by that logic Omega was a better manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933020
Someone was just rudely called an ip nigger. What are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>65932971
>>65933020
Seething femanon has been assaulting us for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933199
Females are too comfortable on this board. I've hardly seen any tits being posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933198
>"nigger" is rude on 4chan
Case in point

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933292
I constantly require them from femanon but the rest of these fags dont harass them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933463
I don't want to see foul panty crust again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I still wonder to this day whether or not the femanon who posted her smegma riddled pucci was actually Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933762
wasn't bushi enough

[Anonymous No.]

Bae basically implied that Gura does her own thing and most talents don't know what she's up to

[Anonymous No.]

>>65933610
It's the principle of the matter

[Anonymous No.]

Let’s get back to power level discussions.
So we settled both Ina and Mori completely bodies Gura. Now for Ame. In my heart of hearts, I see Ame winning every single time. Similar to Ina’s situation, Ame has a battle IQ much greater than Gura’s. I can see Gura EASILY falling for one of Ame’s boobie traps. It’s the inconvenient truth, not matter which way you split it.

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>>65934504
Timestamp?

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>>65934504
Gura keeping more to herself would be fine if she streamed more imo. It's just in the context of her being gone for so long with no explanation where it's concerning.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she really say that on stream? link pls

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>>65934902
Can't Ame just Homura the fight until she wins with her time traveling skill?

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>>65934504
it was frustrating to listen to
it's not like I expected Bae to say anything different but to hear her talk about all the amazing things Gura has done this year when we got to see her for one whole month of it flanked by constant disappointments kills me
>>65935152
>>65935174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y41X9NPfTU
if you have the script it's about 12-13 minutes ago, she's reading her 2023 time capsules

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>>65924714
No, she isn't.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>65934902
>>65935174
>>65935285
What if gura put them all in her tummy before they did anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65935285
Yeah, I get liking music, but having semi regular streams is much more important than music and the amount of Gura streams in 2023 was absolutely abysmal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931857
>2021

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>>65936046
her music output also wasn't particularly impressive
yes she's been in collab songs and covers but so has just about everyone else, and the one thing she could truly call her own still ain't out

[Anonymous No.]

>>65936247
I can't wait to listen to it on repeat

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>>65935941
Honestly I did not consider variants at all.
Dino Gura easily stomps Ina. Not sure about Calliope, but Ame probably has the upper hand against Dino Gura still due to her clock stoppers ability.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry her and have her bear my kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65936358
even my negative nancy ass can't wait for the song to come out, I hope the MV is done sooner rather than later

[Anonymous No.]

I don't mind if Gura want to fuck me with dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>65936548
That sounds very unpleasant, not gonna desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>65936247
>music output also wasn't particularly impressive
I think Bae was referring to the quality of Gura’s songs, not necessarily the sheer number of songs. Though either way, I still don't think they are worth the loss of streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65935638
On the inside she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65936468
Gura has magic and might be immune to time manipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65937165
The insides of everyone is ugly, have you seen them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65937378
Yeah, it's all gross and it stinks.

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>>65937296
While Gura does have magic, there’s nothing to indicate it’s a protective type of aura she possesses. Judging by the fact that she’s a shark and carries a trident, it’s most likely to be some form of offensive magical capability. If you can think of any counterpoints then please say so, but as of now, I believe Ame’s time cock ability is just too op-ness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65931214
your hand isn't gura, no matter how much you wish.
>>65931276
to each his own, though I will never understand the masochism of those that remain.
>>65931331
sorry not going to dirty my hands, you'll have to do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>do what makes you smile
Grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>65938445
Well not streaming clearly is not making Gura smile more since she's apparently still depressed so even that interpretation doesn't really work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65939069
>she's apparently still depressed
Technically she never alluded to this. The only thing she said was that she’s been busy with life stuff, and then made that comment about lineage (which I genuinely have no idea how to interpret other than, well, you know..)

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>>65939866
it's not really a mystery or cuckposting to say a woman getting older, depressed or not, is thinking about kids, baby fever hit all of them at some point
I think the lineage comment was her about to say kids, going fuck I can't say that it's gonna get clipped into a new layer of hell, and fumbled trying to recover

[Anonymous No.]

This is a nice LC collab. If only kronii was gura instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>65940158
I guess that’s true. I never really think about how girls are on a timer until they become infertile. Talk about FOMO lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65940493
Kronii has fat breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>65940609
well, its not like she has to worry about that yet, some JPs the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65941066
Miosha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>65941150
;:3

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is going to talk about her relationship with Gura after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>65941835
Post the translated clip later sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65941835
I know she's gonna chammers her way through it, but realistically she has way less to say than even Bae did unless there's a secret Gura x Haachama love affair going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>65941944
it's an english stream you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>Chama wants to play Smash Kart 51 with Goomba someday
>she also ate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65942538
>smash kart 51
now thats an ancient meme right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>65941944
Holy tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>everytime I get home and walk through my front door, I let loose a fart
Do you guys remember this chumbie? Is that chumbie still with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65942013
>watching haachama
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943231
Fuck off you fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943352
Gura agrees with me. She doesn't like Haachama at all and thinks her voice is as annoying as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ready to be married to her. Where do I sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943465
KYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943465
Way to out yourself, fakebud.

[Anonymous No.]

Like sands in an hour glass,
So too are the days of our lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943610
Actions speak louder than words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943465
>Outing himself as a tourist and a greyname
kys faggot Gura only hates dramaniggers like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>65943921
Gura has actively avoided Haachama for 3+ years.

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Can I get some free (You)s too?

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>>65943815

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>>65944067
NO! oh,wait..

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Yep, that's what I assumed was going on in here, yet I went right in anyways.
Perhaps some other time.

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>>65944281
it's novel, at least, I definitely wasn't expecting haachama anti shitposting to start

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>>65944067
Sure bud

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>>65944067

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Gura and I married each other.

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Goob timestamp from Bae's stream (not that there's any new info)

https://youtu.be/9y41X9NPfTU?t=5787

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>>65943176
I definitely posted something like that before, but surely I'm not the same chumbie.
It was hardly a memorable post.

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Salman

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>>65944878
Based

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Gura is going to be in the Minecraft movie.

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>>65944850
>hardly a memorable post
Wrong. Anyone who contributes to this general is worth remembering.
The condition you were describing is what I believe to be called “latchkey incontinence”, which is similar to the Pavlov’s dog experiment, if you’re familiar with that. I experience the same thing too, but instead the insatiable need to piss.

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>>65945297
Naruhodo. Interesting stuff.

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>>65944761
looks very generic. Bae really couldn't find something substancial to write

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>>65945446
I mean, that's last year's, but Bae even says she doesn't talk to Gooba that much.

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>>65944761
None of the shit she wrote aged well. Gura never reached out to her, she didn't do shit in 2023, and health is a mystery.

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>>65945943
>she didn't do shit in 2023
Why do antis lie? She did a shitload in 2023. You just don't like to count non-streams.

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>>65946685
She. Didn't. Do. Shit. She fucked off for 10 months out of the year and made 2 months worth of content for anyone else in Hololive. She literally averaged like 20 minutes of Gura content a day for the whole year and she came and said she's burnt out on it, I spend that much time cooking dinner on average.

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>>65946685
Sweet appetite with bae
Fes
3d showcase
CTW
Anime OP
umisea song
Splash party
Marine song
Honeyworks song
A handful of 3d live guest appearances

Am I missing anything? The only thing on that list that was one of her projects and not something paid for/produced by another member or Cover was the anime OP.

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>>65948502
Even the anime OP was techically made by someone else. Sure she paid and provided input but that is the easiest part

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>>65946685
well now that two people have bit, here's a third
she hasn't really done that much, the only thing I'd call a stand-out is the gurarium, the rest of her output in terms of music, misc projects and 3d appearances is pretty middle of the road, less than the workhorses and more than some who've just been taking it easy
that everyone else does this stuff without dropping at least half of their job goes without saying

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>>65949246
At least she had to be involved with it at a deeper level, from what Marine said Gura basically told her "yeah do whatever you want" when she got asked for input on their song/vid.

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>>65947711
>She. Didn't. Do. Shit.
w*man posting is not allowed here

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I ate a ham borgar yesterday. And I ate another 2 ham borgars today. I don’t feel so good.

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>>65949658
I told you to stop eating so much McDonald's Gura

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>>65949442
If you braindead fucks praise her for even the abysmal effort she put in this year then what reason does she have to improve? She's just going to do less and less until there's backlash, that's how lazy fucks are, they do as little as possible until the consequences make not doing anything too much of a hassle and they begrudgingly do it.

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>>65908328
More likely they've reassigned gura to an intern or some overworked underpaid manager. She literally doesn't stream unless it's time to shill merch. There is nothing to 'manage'

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>>65949935
Isn’t there a story about one time they reasssigned Gura to a male manager, and she just refused to talk to him until they gave her another female manager.

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>>65950049
That's not true.

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>>65949795
Seethe

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>>65950049
>>65950277
Looks like we got both sides here
I want to see your best rrats, hit me with em.

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>>65950049
Gura's manager is either a male or troon/them. Gura used they when she talked about the manager and the stuff she says about him make it sound like she's talking to a male. We know the game permission person is a male and he's in Japan

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>>65950423
Ok how about this.
A certain Hololive member is a regular in here who likes to also ritual-post.

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>>65950311
Okay

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>>65950311
Are you unironically happy with how things are going?

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been a while since the last image

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>>65950904
6/10 rrat unless there's more to it
We already know alot of them lurk /here/ just by what they say on stream

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>>65950904
Me

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>>65950623
She says they because she doesn't want to divulge too much information.

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>>65951214
>new IP
>no ritual post
Nice try

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she will come back
at any time now

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>>65951313
>She will come back
>at anytime now

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>+1 IP
>ctrl +f "stream"
>29 results
interesting...
totally NOT a gura anti thread btw

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gura stream of piss into my mouth

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>>65951762
Gura wants antis, actions speak louder than words and her actions say that she wants all her fans to become antis, so she's gunna keep flaking on all her plans, say a bunch of empty words with no follow through, ghost every chance she gets, give no PoV for any collabs, and horfhorfhorf her way through 2024.

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Baffling post

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>>65951975
weakbud..

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>>65934504
>>65935285
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>>65945943
if you can't tell from listening to the way bae talks about this that she doesn't know something is seriously fucked up you have no people skills, or perhaps you are completely oblivious to Australian intonation/mannerism.

"ahm excited tah see wat she's cookin'" like fuck me cunts, the words are dripping with knowing doubt

we're in big trouble chumbies. just fucking kill me now so I don't have to live through the pain. please I keep asking you guys and no one has firebombed my fucking house yet please help me

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Thread has been pretty fast today. Its okay to be slow every now and then chumbies

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>>65952177
Oyasame

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>>65951119
Honestly I can’t think of another good one, but I think 6/10 is pretty fucking good and I’d like to see someone try and do better

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>>65952177
sleep tight buddy

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I expect she will stream less than 100 hours in 2024 unless management makes her start doing more

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>>65952177
sharkdreams

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>>65952300
fuck you and fuck moot. come put your car through my living room cunt

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>>65952139
I thought the bogans have skin thick as steel and are immune to feeling despair.

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>>65952484
its not true. we're all piss weak dogs who just want to be held by tiny shork girl, or smoke meth

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I got to The Caribbean in KH3!

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>>65952607
Nice job chumbie. I've never played a KH game in my life

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>>65952177
goob morning

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>>65952631
It’s a lot like Wii Bowling if you ever played that

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>>65953236
I see

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>>65952139
well yeah no shit she knows, everyone knows, this is at best very odd and concerning and otherwise extremely disappointing and depressing if you aren't delusional, disingenuous or a dumbass(or all three)
the time capsule aged poorly and she has no idea what to say so she's just trying to be nice, the only reason she said anything at all is because 2023 Bae accidentally put a gun to her own head when she came up with the idea

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>>65952169
Well then tell the edge lord to quit being a little pussy.

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Everything will be daijoubu

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The anon above me lies

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Big fan of insomnia. Such a cool thing to experience.

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I’m sure this has been already discussed but god damn…Fauna’s Let’s Plays of OW just makes make wonder what could’ve been. Hell Gura could upload herself reading a fucking phonebook…fucking hell man

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>>65955283
Then suggest to Gura to do more pre-recorded content when you can.

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>>65955381
Are you implying I should do what I can when I can? You filthy anti!

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Gura phone screen stream of her doom scrolling when?

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>>65955051
I miss sleep, the gear I'm taking is making it so I'm wide awake after 3 hours of sleep.

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>>65955864
>Gura
>show anything even remotely personal

Wew lad

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>>65956140
I love my autistic paranoid wife.

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I want to plap this

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>>65955051
Sleep aid doko?

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>>65956326
her most based twitter activity of all time, what a throwback

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I love this slut like you wouldn't believe!