/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>65187153

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVE SEX AND IMPREGNATE EVERY MALE IN NINIEN

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This is the anchor post for fics, it never gets used, but we post it anyway. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Kyo bday merch releases December 28: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1738032686768484647
Everyone (minus TTT) at AnimeImpulse LA 2024 January 13-14 (M&G, Panels, Concert): https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1724517557842149543
Luca Hong Kong Live Panel January 21: https://twitter.com/flyingmilktea/status/1737050517745050001
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/usamasuku/status/1738357945166102672
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Book 2 and Vtuber Book 2: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=2261360
Luxiem iPASS collab (until Dec 31): https://x.com/ou_en_event/status/1724623268387443060
Luxiem 2nd Anniversary
Xsoleil 1st Anniversary
Noctyx Winter Start
Winter Date (until Jan 1)

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Noctyx LEVEL UP!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7faQ8Jl0Yr4
Alban Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc
Fulgur Duet Cover (Ren is there too): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb89QsZgHRs
Pio Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7FwAp0RMY
SUPER DUPER YEAH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGhG089yz4

I HATE THIS SEASONAL THEME IT LAGS MY IPAD TO SHIT AAGH

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Thanks for baking

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>>65324524
Just turn the theme off, silly anon.

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renren doko

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>>65324524
I love the snow I want it to snow forever

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>>65324820
I did eventually, it was just hell getting there since the snow made it so that half the damn page wouldn’t load

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miss my husband

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wife is so horny for death aaaaiiiiieeee...two sexy white haired boys

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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wife wants to make a baby!

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>>65326115
Uohhh

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top wife is sexy...

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That sheep image is why I initially thought of Fuuchan when playing this game and... oh he's getting cancelled again.

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Fuuchan is a necrophilliac uohhh HE LOVES ME AND PANDERS TO ME ALL THE TIME

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>>65326512
sigh

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>>65326512
How do you keep winning?

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>>65326512
your garden continues to flourish only because wife keeps SHITING in it

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>>65326576
>>65326641
I am a winning sheep :D I might be an irl failure but I am sure successful in this one thing.
And also because wife is literally here and he reads all my post and he loves me very much he thinks my posts are the best thing in the entire world and he loves the things I write and he panders to me the most because he wants me to write more scat necorphiliac beastiality incest shota porn

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>>65326512
get you and your stinky corpses and poops and animal peepees away from wife!

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>>65326686
And I like it that way :D

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>>65326736
The bestiality incest shota part is fine at least...

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>>65326810
When you eventually die and rot your corpse will be eaten by worms and pissed on by animals, eventually shat out into dirt so you can become the shit that fertilises my beautiful garden :)

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wife saying he's a bottom... if you can't top a guy like this you'll never top anyone babe....

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>>65327206
He's such a submissive bottom bitch boy, who even believes this whore is Vers

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>>65327206
Sort of feel like I just stepped into a projectile and took a critical hit with this one, anon...

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>you haven't pegged me yet

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>>65327304
he wants death to peg him
>>65327319
anon catching strays kek

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Wife and his fucking vampire fetish...

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>>65327578
He has his brother’s vampire asmr downloaded on his computer and listens to it every night and you cannot tell me otherwise

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Do you think vampires would enjoying eating box when a girl is on her period, it's like sex with a bonus snack

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>>65327405
Thinking anons here are nice led to my own death today...

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>>65327629
>eating box
god if fuu chan wasnt british i wouldve ended you people myself

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>>65327629
the vampire shu eating out cuntboy fuuchan on his period art...

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Psychic damage hearing Fuuchan say 'Kindred Anon' honestly.

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:) is creepy?
Oh :(

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>>65327681
What is wrong with eating muff... :(
>>65327693
God I remember that...I need to find it again where the hell is it aaaa

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The tongue expression! My favourite! He's so sexy...

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>to fuck you unitl you cry it feels so good
Whore

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The nickname is so cute... I used my real name when I played and going from that to the nickname hit me a little...

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>>65328688
this anon is named bastard....

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>>65328810
Wh-... I mean I technically am a bastard but...

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>>65328848
anon..............

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>>65327932
the artist drew a lot of shugur, you can probably find her in the tag

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>10s across the board
Even age! A shota reaper sounds nice.

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>everyone who says they're versatile are brats
>i refuse to be called brat
wife you're so far up your ass in denial

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wife calling me little lamb //////////////////

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new years save me

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remember what they took from you

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>>65335555
ugly inbred harry potter lookin ass

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alban LOVE !!!!
>>65335555
he looks like he'd get bullied in school....wape ToT

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>>65337815
I need to kiss my husband, I feel like he’s going to not be around for a little while now, I miss him already

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>>65338412
Hopefully he’ll be back before new years… It’s so weird seeing nothing on his twitter. This fucking cliffhanger he’s set up is killing me

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>>65338412
>>65338773
he's shivering in the cold streets of Britland, trying to hide his horns and wings with trash bags and crying how hideous he is!

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>>65340161
He’s probably grown another 100cm because he popped erod like a balloon and got all his souls too. Big scary depressed demon that just wanted to go home.

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https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1739771022079881364

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>>65340161
>>65340966
No…my poor husband…I will rush out on to the streets to search for him. In the unlikely event that he doesn’t kill me in panicked confusion, I’ll set him up a little shelter by the wheelie bins (he is Too Big to fit through my door)

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>>65341284
He sounded really monstrous at the end of the vod so be careful out there and give him lots of pats when you find him!

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Finding my husband crying in an alley and covered in his own blood! Slowly approaching him and calming him down!

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Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4bOQ-kr9Do

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>>65341284
>>65342138
we'll toss him scraps of cheetos and expired cheese from a distance...! our poor growly monster milord...

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AIEEEE UKI YOU WHORE fuck why do I like him it's killing me. it hurts

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>many nijimale threads later
>rarely any aster talk

how's the man remained a literally who in a company that has a weekly meltdown

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>>65352091
He went "ew" when asked about BL. Killed any momentum he had with the femboy route. Than his bro gamer attempts with CoD, Fortnite and League just filtered more people because he lacks the dedication to win or include others. He's a very sore loser. Not fun to watch a man be titled over vidya. He should have seen the writing on the wall with Kyo bailing on him and networked with Twitch indies, ID and KR.

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>>65352091
i think the aster poster who used to come here killed themselves. they were very depressive just like him ...

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>>65354695
i miss her...

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>>65352866
this vs how hard he tried to fujobait with Ren still confuses me. why appeal to fujos at all? He would have hated his audience...
its a shame aster is so cute i just don't know how to enjoy him

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>>65354695
i miss depressed arcadian too...it's been months

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>>65357057
His ship with Ren was just so much lost potential...
Ren seemed to be headed towards the same boat as aster in the beginning where he didn't really know what to do and just played the same games other did but now he's actually doing the things he's good at and gaining an actual audience

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alban is so cute i want to chew on his cheeks, cut him up and eat him

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>>65352091
>>65357057
I watched some of his Apex streams during the start of 2023 and end of 2022 when he was grinding for Masters. His issue is that he's just quite negative in a lot of them. Often making passive aggressive comments at his audience about how they don't understand his difficulties and just generally being very negative with his lack of success. He's talked about looking at numbers too much. If I'm watching a vtuber, I don't want to be bombarded with negativity in every stream. One or twice is fine, they're only human but all his streams really just felt depressing for some reason. Like watching a doomed person. That and the fact that he yaoibaited with Ren extremely hard for the fujo money despite being a painfully hetero dudebro fps gamer at heart just put me off of him. I don't know if he's gotten any better since then but I've just been forever soured on him.

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uuuuuuee auban is so cute

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>>65333884
when will they collab again ue.. i hope they can coordinate to stream gta at the same time

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>>65352091
>>65361992
That and Aster doesn't really seem to.... care too much about improving things? It's a bit hard to get a bead on but I feel like his streams are phoned in and he doesn't really interact with his chat in any kind of way beyond a few simple memes and topics.
Besides that?

>uwushit 24/7
>THAT FUCKING LISP
I watched about 7 streams in full before I had to call it quits because it was just waaaaay too hugboxy.

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>>65370036
He does try new things though. The magic shows were nice; aside from that, I don't really know what he's been upto this whole year. This is going to sound very harsh and I don't mean to offend any arcadians here but if there's a current Niji spot that I feel like is wasted on one of the boys, it has to be Aster.

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>>65370385
i think aster is fine since he fits his own niche i remember watching that one fanmade iluna anniversary video where they had interviews with fans of each iluna member and there were a good amount of arcadians who had a lot of nice things to say i guess
i dont watch him but i guess he fills his spot and has people that enjoy what he does which i feel like is what nijisanji is kind of made for if that makes sense

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>>65370036
To be honest I just feel like he has an unpleasant personality even when he was with Iluna and the moon bros podcast he really didn't contribute much. Plus he seems boring? Like there isn't much to talk about to chat if you're literally just a hikki neet gamer

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>>65370600
Yeah, you're right. After all his filtering the arcadians that are left are pretty much ride or die. Too bad he gets in the way of his own growth ambitions.

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Aster, much like Aia, embody the idea that "Nijisanji has a liver for everyone" because in most cases, neither of which would hired based upon recent trends.

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>>65371020
Aia is genuinely way more plesant to watch than aster, she does DnD campaigns that the boys can join. She also joined fuuchans silly totsu. She just a dorky girl and I'd rather watch that then a sweaty gamer who isn't even that entertaining. She found her niche while aster is just fumbling around trying to do whatever captures attention like his feet cam or lollipop eating asmr that I don't even think he enjoys doing. He can't take criticisms or even light jabbing from fans, dude literally deleted his asmr because arcadians were poking fun at it a little.

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>>65371020
I almost never watch the girls but I’d rather watch Aia over aster any day primarily because she has a very good positive attitude and it genuinely feels like she’s grateful for her fanbase even if it’s smaller than most. She also is very sweet making bday drawing gifts for other livers and really puts herself out there to interact with others. As for Aster it feels like he has a negative depressive episode like every week because of his small numbers and it just gives the impression he sees his fans as numbers. I’ve seen Arcadians even admit that they feel like they need walk in egg shells with aster when he’s in a bad mood in worry they’ll make him feel worse. Aster is incredibly overly sensitive to even the smallest hint of negativity or even constructive criticism.

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/Nenmen/ - Aster hate general

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>>65372699
what he did for that indie girl today was sweet. i don't watch him but he was fine in the tourney with claude and zali.

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>>65372699
Despite my harsh criticism, I definitely don’t hate the guy. If anything I feel bad for him since it seems like he struggles with depression aswell as the arcadians who feel exasperated. He’s not a bad guy but he gets too in his head and sabotages himself with his negative mind set. I do hope he realizes his true potential one day. Tdkxty

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>>65373432
anon... your captcha...

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>>65373149
He definitely had to deal with similar stuff from putting out a cover that got a lot of mocking/mean reactions. It is nice that he could cheer her up about her singing! I don't watch him much solo, but the fact that he worked hard on improving and put out another cover despite the reaction to his first one, along with how much he's worked on the magic tricks, shows he's putting in effort to me. Having Claude and Zali, who can keep up with the sweaty gaming while still being able to banter, has been really good for him, too.

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Pio https://www.youtube.com/live/uEnNdFQnscs

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rape little boys

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>>65376534
based and same

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>>65371284
>>65372300
It's nenmen. You can slobber over Aia in the other thread, thank you.

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it's dead hours for boy enjoyers.....what are anons doing?
i'm rewatching the whole zomboid saga

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>>65382264
They're all asleep or deceased... I still have Ike and Pio vods but I like watching at the right time for full enjoyment, not just to have everything cleared.
I think Fuuchan said he might go live for more VN but until then indie asmr.

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>>65382264
I'm watching Doppio. He's not streaming right now, I'm just watching him sleep

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>>65382264
Demon withdrawal is kicking in so I’m relistening to some old asmrs. It’s for the best that he’s taken a break from them for now since I can tell he kinda ran outta ideas before neal’s banhammer. Looking forward to the remakes, I need mean/evil demon back, why is softie supreme so good at playing villains

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Can't even go through Christmas without drama. It's genuinely so tiring man.

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i forgot how chaotic early zomboid was for nijien....
>>65382740
>They're all asleep or deceased
no.....
>>65382964
anon.....
>>65383173
enjoy the relistens !

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>>65383731
the biggest drama of the year is alban saying he wants short shorts only to come out with the most covered up outfit ever.
stupid lying WHORE

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>>65383731
>>65383911
I actually think the biggest drama is that I want to have sex with Poco Pio but he won't even give us uncomfortably suggestive shota ASMR.

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>>65383996
i will send a strongly worded letter to anycolor HQ about the lack of shotas in this company

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>>65384057
Truly unacceptable. It doesn't even need to be Kuroshitsuji-style, I'd even accept a street rat whore shota like Mr. Meme's outfit.

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>>65383731
Biggest drama I give a shit about is WHERE IS MY TDH GRAPHIC NOVEL RIKU I HAVE MY MONEY RIGHT HERE

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shotas....save me....
shotas....
save me shotas.....

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holy shit ToT

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>>65384383
Whoa......
If only they were ALL around 13 though...

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>>65384528
in my heart i'm praying for this artist to make them all 10-13, i love the way she drew sonny and uki

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>>65384569
Yes! It's the sweet spot, in my humble opinion.
I don't normally look at Uki with a sinful gaze but... It's the expression, I think. It makes him look slightly cold and detached...

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What I wouldn’t give for more shota versions of the boys drawn by their mamas. Poco pio was a great idea and more boys need to do it

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>>65384774
I just automatically always imagine Uki with a cold and detached gaze/demeanour. It's kinda hot lol

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>>65385019
It is... but something about the long-haired, beautiful man thing doesn't usually land for me...
So the shorter, 14yr version there is perfection.

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>>65384383
Why no shota wife uuuu TwT

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>>65384383
>>65385137
I feel like shota Uki is underappreciated. The other members of Noctyx are perfect shota candidates, don't get me wrong, but just imagine shota Uki. His round mochi cheeks pouting when the others are too noisy. Wearing oversized sweaters and clothes just a little too big for him, but he still wants to look nice. Baking and cooking for the rest of the boys, having to use a stool to fully reach the counter, and he has to keep pulling up his sleeves because they keep falling down on him. His sleepy little gaze.
>>65385019
Imagine shota Uki giving an uninterested, slightly disgusted handjob.

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>>65385019
I think about his lore and how that demeanor fits him perfectly. Lab rat shota uki getting his childhood robbed from him!

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>>65385285
Sleepy shota IS good, you're very right about that.
As is a slightly disgusted shota handjob... Anons are so smart...

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>>65385152
here you go

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Which would be better for shota demon: him already having his deep voice, or having a high pitched voice? I prefer deep because I genuinely cannot imagine what he sounded like before puberty

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>>65386198
I like to think higher-pitched voice, since shota Vox with a deep voice would be so uncanny. But, I do like the idea of a deep-voiced shota Vox being embarassed at how deep and sultry his voice is and how it gets so much attention, especially from girls much older than him and how they fawn over him.

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>>65386198
i would say higher pitched but i can't even imagine a high pitched vox...a deep voiced shota wouldn't be too bad though

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>>65386198
Puebtry must be a trip for his family imagine your son sounding like a little sqeaker and then overnight he sounds like a 50 year old man

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>>65385497
Thenks TwT

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Since Uki came up, I'm thinking about Uki saying "good morning, dog"... if only it had been 'puppy'

[Anonymous No.]

shota knees pero pero

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>>65387380
Um I think that's ovida kek

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nijien boys bump

[Anonymous No.]

husband soon

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https://www.youtube.com/live/_GXQ-BxGcbM talking

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>honey, how many times to i have to tell you that it’s not your discord, it’s mine! you don’t have any friends!
mean catboy…

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alban will become a hooker and sex some fleshstreamers.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrIg5torDO8

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me sleeping on his head

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it’s kind of endearing that hex insists he’s older, bordering on middle-aged. he’s stuck in the body of a zoomer… please save him…

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>>65391740
i don't watch him often but is he really? every time i've seen him he's seemed very zoomerlike

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>>65391865
he’s subtly (almost accidentally, really) alluded to his age several times on stream and i don’t think he could be older than 25?

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>>65391969
i thought hex was saying he has the personality of an old man trapped in the body of a zoomer. but to me he has the personality of a zoomer was what i meant

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>>65391969
I think he accidentally said Resident evil 3/4 or maybe silent hill or something Is as old as him now which places him around early 20s at most kek

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>>65392241
aah, i misinterpreted! i understand now. i agree he has a younger personality, which is why i find it cute that he tries to impose this perception that he’s an old man. i support my husband in his delusions.

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>>65392384
He's an oldman in body and soul

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he is a pretty boy once again

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it’s always nice hearing him talk. i missed him so much. i’m going to attempt to sleep to this stream, but he keeps flirting and making it difficult…

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>>65387945
loli knees pero pero then
have a bunch of slutty wives since he's not streaming today

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he has been wifed …

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>>65391969
he shared that gta 5 released when he was 13 …. so totally younger than 25.

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Want him back so he can play with assets…

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>>65399405
Is he on break again or something? Feels like I haven't see vox all year

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>>65399898
He’s busy being on the run after killing a guy

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>>65400425
the queen was a woman

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shota uki ToT

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Hubby save me

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>>65405527
hubby is eating moldy macaroni behind a dumpster...

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Injections from French husband

I miss he :<

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>>65405894
>implying he needs to eat when he’s so full of souls
He’s trying to burn those soul calories for the new year by setting garbage on fire

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>>65406182
the UK government needs to arrest this arsonist!

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>>65407391
I think that’ll be hard

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This overlap is gonna fucking suck

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>>65411085
You're going to suck

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>>65401139
oyobros cute
i hope they have sex in gta

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i hate the holiday season whats the point of holiday without any streams

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huge overlap of boys after a drought

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TFy4oHgwtg

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auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrIg5torDO8

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Stargazer merch! Hopefully this means will get all of them eventually.
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1740191020292481079

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albans character is..... interesting

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they're bullying alban.....

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>>65423825
nyoooo uki could've met up with him... oh well

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>of course you like anime
wilson being mean to alban....

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ver's steam can't keep up with the driving

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i've been away from niji for months due to work, i haven't even watched the new boy yet. And i only watched 3 minutes of wife's christmas stream.....man i miss having time for watching chubas

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hear me out. this gta group but shota friendgroup on the playground. youngest to oldest: alban(6), ver(6), willy(7), kyo(8), luca(8.5). kyo bullying everyone younger than him (troublesome kid w/ knee bandages…heehee) because he wants to be the leader of the group but in reality its always gonna be luca and he knows that. ver and alban just following along because they want to be cool really badly, they’ll do anything! willy feels like hes too old to hang with alban and ver, but he acts like a 5 year old at the end of the day anyways. anticipate shota sex.
all the shota talk from earlier in the thread has me thinking about it all the time now…

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>>65427842
nade nade, sucks that work is so busy for you. i hope you get to spend more time with wife soon

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>>65413777
Burrowing my head under his jumper and living in there

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>>65428533
i miss wife, and i miss making these threads and shitting on my shitty scatfag wife mintfag. Tho i feel like wife doesn't have that...sparkle? over streaming anymore. or maybe it's just my time away from him clouding my view
still excited for his dilf model tho!

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wtf alban is turning into a whore

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ver...being called an uncle by a random

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>>65429699
really? i feel like he's gotten that spark back since he returned from his hiatus in may and has been on a roll ever since. he's been in a very good mood lately because of his projects coming to fruition, so much so he streamed longer hours while still in recovery from his surgery.

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kyo just said alban has stds.....

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>>65429905
oh so his break was for a surgery this time? i thought it was only a check-up......wife.....i'm glad he's doing better tho

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>>65429962
is he wrong

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https://youtu.be/vijIPY5lLcw?si=iOvk0k3craKAicp6
i fucking love krisis

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>>65430047
yeah, he got pins put into his spine, mint sheep speculated he got spinal fusion. if so, he might even be able to travel after he recovers fully in ~6 months

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>>65430621
oh shit that would be great! hope wife recovers well

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>>65429699
Hey...I miss you too chocokun TwT
Wife has been as good as always his streams are a lot shorter and we don't zatsu as much after the games anymore but he's still my wonder wife!
>>65430047
He got spinal surgery he didn't specify what but he said he got rods inserted so I'm assuming he got spinal fusion which takes at least 3 months to recover completely from and up to 6 months to feel normal again. But if successful would absolutely improve his quality of life. Wife even sat down for an extended period of time during some streams!

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>>65430944
he's been doing good so far, he didn't think he could do 3+ hour streams yet but he's had a few, if anything his voice gave in first. 2024 is gonna be a good year for him, coupled with new outfits + moving out of his dilapidated house.

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for a pathetic nerd ver is bad a rp kek

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>>65431029
i love you shitty wife....i'm watching his come back stream rn and god i missed his voice and jokes. Still old same wife

>>65431243
i can't believe wife will finally move out...hope his future new house is as comfy as this one, i'm kind of used to his shitty wooden tables and his back garden

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i swear half the time i tune into gta they're either on their way to or in the hospital
>>65431749
he's going full cottagecore for the shepherd, i trust he'll keep buying wood furniture! they'll just be new... our wife can be a middle-class housewife now

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>>65431749
>old same wife
KEK I think you meant same old wife but old same wife sounds like you're calling him an ojisa~ cutee
I miss you too uuuuu, look what I found! It's you!

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>>65431749
>>65432214(me)
Oh wait and he said he wanted a garden at his new house too! He's going to be a full on housewife who plants us vegetables and tend to the house now

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>>65429699
choco! long time no see!
in my opinion i think wife seems pretty happy to stream, if he's missing the 'sparkle' you describe it's probably because he's more time limited bc of his recovery, but he's very much the same sweet wife we know and love.

>>65430621
oh? i knew he did his usual maintenance, he did talk about something new. if he's able to travel more a little bit i would be very happy for him.

>>65431749
he seems really excited about his new outfits and new house! 2024 will be a good year for wife

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otsuu aruban !!!

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>>65432387
when he went in for his usual maintenance they offered him the other procedure instead since he's got better insurance now which is so fucked, what the fuck burgerland, it's why his break got extended two weeks! and he's expressed interest in getting VR once he moves out, we'll see him move in 3D one way or another eventually

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>>65432214
hey i should be sleeping 1 hour ago give me a break...............
>>65432387
kindred! missed you guys too. saw milord's new outfit.....woah mama

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>>65433025
>spoiler
Wait until you hear people in the UA refuses to call the ambulance because they charge you thousands for a ride and would rather just drive there themselves or take an uber

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>>65433243(me)
*US
I'm retarded

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>>65433243
oh i've experienced that firsthand, we used to live in the US. cracked my chin when i was 4 and my parents drove to the hospital holding a towel to my face to absorb the blood. ambulances aren't free here either but it's like 50 bucks

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>>65433025
i must have missed that part, ill pray over the course of every stream that he'll recover as much as possible
>>65433128
wow choco, you've been gone for quite a while. milord's new look im rather mixed on, i can appreciate it though. have a good sleep!

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>>65433569
wait, i thought all kindreds liked his new model...is he too mainly now? i liked the horns

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>>65433637
i cant speak for all kindreds...at least on my part, while i like the new model, i loved the previous one so much more. but it's ok, for the time being ive accepted this will be his look from now on...at least it'll prepare me for wife

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>>65433128
You're so cute when your loopy uwu
>>65433637
Personally I just find it kind of ugly/mismatched? The face is definitely way to young and softboy for the body it's on

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>>65433569
he's doing well so far but i'll keep praying for his swift recovery too.
>>65433637
i like it but i've seen mixed reception outside of /here/. some people don't like LAM's attempt at manly, they think his pecs or face look weird
>>65433794
if it's of any comfort archivist has always been a "prettier" kind of old man and wife has said he won't get much of a chest

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>>65433794
his normal model is very familiar, so to see him taller and more...handsome? can be weird i guess lmao
>>65433797
i think his face is too young yeah, like he tried to do an older ikeman but it's still too young and long?

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>>65433637
I personally really love it, but I understand why people wouldn’t. I just like big lads

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>>65434103
his pecs always frustrated me, they're too high up in both outfits but i like who he's taller...just wish he a little bit more of meat on his bones

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I'm curious, who are some male vtubers with a more manly or serious art style?

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>>65434754
lam has always had an issue with the collarbones, yeah
>>65434308
he's still very handsome and i love him very much
>>65434103
ngl whenever i imagine archivist i just imagine the base of vox's 3.0 model with archivist hair and some glasses kek

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>>65434926
jesus belmond is so sex

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>>65434926
Thank you very much. I've seen this guy. Do you have any other suggestions?

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>>65434836
i guess goldbullet, shinri, and ex-vampire from the other company could count

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>>65435019

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>>65434926
i'd suck his cock so hard his balls would shrink to the size of peas

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>>65435029

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>>65435262

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>>65434836
yashiro is so fucking sex, those dead fish eyes are really the cherry on top

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>>65435024
His new model was so hot rest in piss menhera king

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>>65435324
he looks like he's going to beat me up and rape my ass while smirking down at my bloody body
>>65435402
i forgot he died

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>>65435324
And the manliest of them all

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>>65434308
i can’t explain it but i strongly believe eyebags would make this model gold

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>>65435455
He died the most undignified death at least there's still 2 other models that is manlyish a thing that is sorely lacking in the EN corpo-sphere

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>>65434948
His chest is odd.

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>>65435701
he's gone and he never interacted with wife....the ojisan meetup was dead on arrival....

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>>65434754
i appreciate LAM for stepping out of his comfort zone and trying at least!
>>65434948
i imagine hellagur because i am delusional

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>>65434948
I swear if Lam just got rid of his pointy chin shit vox would look 1000000% better. i hope archivist has a more squarish chin

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>>65435862
It was a nice thought to have but I really feel like the don't have that much in common asides from being older and reading books sometimes

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>>65435467
yoooo hes fabulous. i love him

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>>65435862
that was never going to happen anyways

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>>65436294
How new are you, you don't know Chaika?

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>>65435884
Oh hey that looks cool :O

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>>65436382
I don't watch JP at all....

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>>65436452
don't make me sperg out about him...
his artist draws really hot girls but her favoritism towards her 1 old man is really cute.

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>>65436469
They're very cute, I hope one day we can get something like this with EN
https://youtu.be/YPESDNO0sU4?si=7c3FYEhdIT5v_BaW

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Oh my god I can't believe I forgot bobon

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>>65436735
thinking about that one overwatch collab with wife and bonbon and others and how bonbon laughed so fucking hard. I love my fisherman

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>>65436601
I appreciate the art that is manly and is of a style deviating from a lot of vtubers, but still in the vein of anime.

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>>65436735
sex with bobon

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>>65435943
weeps...im gonna miss our beautiful twink wife very much but as long as he's happy with his breast expansion and plastic surgery ill be happy too

>>65436735
bonnie's pretty hot!

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>>65436615
this was great lol
imagine 3D twister with luxnoc....God

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>>65437804
I would still love my wife marriage is for better and for worse after all! I just hope his tit job isn't as botched as his brother...

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>>65438634
soon theyll become the Boob Job Brothers...

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new level up episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKfWSk25TmM

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>>65438764
They should both be on botched for their awful tit job

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>>65438813
oh nice, no wonder wife was excited for this one

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So with the recent auditions having passed, I kinda hope the "Researcher" is made by LAM. Purely because whoever gets that role can overlap with Fulgur in both lore and relation.

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>>65438907
thank you mintdant, i love it
>>65439536
itll be nice to have a 3rd lambro but on the other hand i dont want LAM to have another child so he can make outfits for wife and demon faster

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alban acts like such a doting boyfriend sometimes, i can’t stand it. i wish he was here to pat my head and whisper in my ears and kiss me and and and

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LAM is only allowed to make British males for Niji and they aren't hiring another Brit anytime soon.

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>>65439729
Thanks! :D

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>>65440004
Lam Bros do seem to all be Europeans... even rpr is a euro I would not be opposed to another British boy but he would have to have a different accent

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>>65440497
Maybe that's why Vox likes Ike so much. The Euro's crave one another

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>>65440698
i miss my wife, his brother and his brother's husband. the crumbs we got during ike's birthday aren't enough anymore

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>>65440698
Europeans must stick together they're a minority in NijiEN

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I may miss him but he was right to leave social media when he did. Boy am I glad that he’s “irrelevant” enough now to not be a hot target. Keep making member’s posts hubby that’s probably a good move.

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Why do all the comfydants have such wholesome families
https://twitter.com/nyctochrome/status/1739597836550087111

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>>65441030
Eurowave one day that isn't riddled with the ugly French accent

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>>65441267
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU BITCH THE FROGS ARE SEXY

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>>65441267
zali's godly rizz makes up for le funny accent

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Ike, vox and zali eurovision watchalong when (no yankees or leafs allowed)

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>>65441267
gay vezkindred is going to kill you, anon....

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>>65441253
wtf that's really cute

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>>65441752
I know it makes my heart so warm, they have such nice parents. This one is also cute as well TwT

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>>65441849
now i'm tempted to ask my mom to make my pape a hat or something.... these interactions are too cute.....

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>>65441923
I wish my parents were that nice too... :(

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>>65442098
aww anon...

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>>65435029
This is some nice art

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>>65443391
Man I love niji males of all shapes, sizes, and languages. There really is something here for everyone

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>>65443391
clown hot...

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>>65443523
clown so fucking hot, it's actually unfair what a great variety of boys the JP side has

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>>65443598
I fucking love clowns...even VirtuaReal has a clown, when are we getting our EN clown :(
>Tocci, a top student at an alien university, came to earth because he needed to experience the lives of other alien races for his graduation thesis. As soon as he landed, he met an old couple who wanted a child. Tocci used his power to simulate a long and happy memory, becoming their child. This was the last time Tocci used his powers before completing his thesis. Since then he has been living life as an ordinary person, but obviously he is not good at this kind of thing at all.

In order to thoroughly understand humanity, Tocci pretended to be an ordinary university student down on his luck, and was taken in by a kind-hearted circus ringmaster. He became a clown as he wished, but due to the industry declining, competition from the neighbouring magician as well as shilly-shallying at work, he was sent to to sell tickets at the ticket booth.

Not long before, Tocci noticed that his boss seemed to have created a formidable rival called "automatic ticket machine", and in order to avoid his imminent complete unemployment, he decided he would expand his stage to the internet. "In short, I hope everyone will support my music dream lots and lots.”

So said the weird clown, who suddenly charged into the VirtuaReal premises and was tied to a pillar a second later, after telling his story. Soon after he was hired

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>>65443785(me)
Fuck...jobbed my greentext shit

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>>65443785
I mean, we do have an EN clown but he's in the other company. But yeah, Niji completely gave up on creative male vtuber concepts and designs after Iluna. Now, its just all twinks and ikemen heroes and students. Where are the other archetypes man???

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>>65443998
Yeah...and he's schizo enough to be a clown too.
I think claude looks cool it's a more unique design, Vanta is also nice they finally gave us a tanned boy who is slightly buff. But they're also both just ikemen with interesting outfits...there's no diversity

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The artist is hungry clicker if anyone is wondering.

https://twitter.com/click_burgundy

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>>65443998
that clown is still an ikemen clown. anyways i just want EN yashiro

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>>65444502
I want a clown like this

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>>65444502
Paul will come home

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If people haven’t already you should grab mika’s nekopara collabs since she’s taking down her vods

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>>65444627
Paul is currently in 24.34 million dollars of debt right now

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>>65444785
I grabbed them long ago

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>>65445051
Cool just making sure

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I will forever curse fulgur for giving me vox as ais and then making me wait for the full game to come out to hear more. Utterly cruel

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Seems like the luxiem book has the other mamas in it

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On da plane again today, just add the plushie to the merch section and update the level up link. Seeya

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>>65443998
monster elritch horror-esque vtubers in the company when

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my last bump gn

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>>65439536
You realize if that happened, Fulgur being such a lore autist and easy to take offense would probably never interact with them once just out of jealousy. Probably the same if they debut a bara or ikeoji before archivist is released.

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house flipper streams always make me so sleepy… these simulator type games are perfect for gentle chatting.

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>>65441267
shut up! his lil fwench acceant is adorable!!

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>>65443998
we have the Cutest Schizo archetype right here

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>>65453148
I'm glad you posted this... somehow I forgot about the stream.
It should be nice and comfy~

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https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1740365951122702605
awww wife ;_; feel better

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>>65453544
i’ll see you there anon! i honestly might be at risk of falling asleep before it even starts though…

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>>65453598
Nooooooo TwT I'm a sad sheep now, I hope wife feels better

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>>65453096
Most baffling bait I've ever read

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>>65453598
no... no wife today........ how will i live

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>>65453148
ive been lacking sleep so his stream will always save the day, hope to see you too, anon !

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>>65453849
>>65454084
im always torn between wanting him back and wanting him to rest

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>>65454383
i wish i could rest with him... i also just realized the new mascot plush merch means wife's dream of having bleepbleep and sheero plushes might come true

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>>65454383
He should rest his health is priority so he can become stronger and stay with us forver
>>65454475
We got those diecut pillows of bleep bleep and sheero and plushie is definitely doable in the future

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>>65441267
Leave my French husband alone his stupid little voice is very cute ;_;

>>65440497
Paul but he has a strong Birmingham accent

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>>65454475
>>65454757
i dont know whether i want bleepbleep or sheero...the dream would be if we could get two versions

wanna hug kiss wife. i wish there was a thing like reverse streaming where we could mill about and entertain him somehow while he's resting

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This outfit is so comfy… I want to curl around Alban in bed and nuzzle my face into his hair and cat-nap with him.

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>>65455073
I feel like the closest thing is maybe a twitter space where he's just on the phone talking and we're kind of just chatting. Or a sleep stream with TTS / bits and sub shit that twitch has, give him enough money and a little sheep baas sound comes out etc.

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https://x.com/babooowo/status/1740365995691384892

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>>65455202

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>>65455532
AAAAAH

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>>65455575
Delicious!

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>>65455787
Do not the cat…

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>>65455073
i was thinking we could get the one for mascot merch and the other as some kind of personalized merch further down the line, maybe for the next anniversary