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day after christmas edition
Welcome to the Vtuber Apartment Complex

Peering out of your apartment's window, you can see two infinites. Upwards, some light from a forgotten sky can just about reach your eyeballs. Downwards, a bottomless pit echoes unknown noises, mundane and strange. In between, countless floors with all manner of odd inhabitants and happenings. Those trapped are bound to be /here/ forever. これが世界だ
Lamys roam the floors trying to find the next prey to /become/, architects forcefeed the thin, Ichimin party hard while SSRB try to enforce what little order they can uphold.

Come and join in this strange tale of /vt/ and add your own chapter to its pages.

previous thread: >>65258242

>> No.65320689

Me and a group of Shirogane Kishidans and Lunaitos are gonna go check out the basement floors for salvage, anyone want in?

>> No.65320839

>>65320689
count me in. where do i meet yall.

>> No.65321095

>>65320839
We're gonna be making base camp by the Pemaloe gift shop on the ground floor.

>> No.65321123

Dragoons are having a riot! Anyone want to join in the looting?

>> No.65321314

>>65321123
Sounds like a plan! Are we gonna be looting dragoons or WITH dragoons though?

>> No.65321415

>>65321123
>>65321314
NO LOOTING unless you pay me enough ofc

>> No.65321531
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>>65321415
Looks like we have our first volunteer for getting looted

>> No.65322901

>>65321531
you sure buddy? *holds out SKS*

>> No.65324162
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>>65322901
You're surrounded. Lay your weapon down if you want to live

>> No.65324231
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>>65321531
>>65322901
>>65324162

>tiny incoherent russian explosion noises

>> No.65324477

>>65321314
Looting rules are going for any target of opportunity.
Gotta get more stuff for my Haachama shrine! And maybe a sacrifice.

>> No.65325624

>All this noise
Even in death, I cannot sleep

>> No.65325721

good, that means i dont have to aim
*shoots both of you with my SKS, and finish you off with bayonet*
this could have been avoided

>> No.65325928

i feel like we might need to go to the /tactical/ floors, seems like we got a trigger happy guard

>> No.65326185

>>65325721
*teleports behind you
>nothin personnel, kid

>> No.65326311
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>>65325721
>he thinks there were only two opponents
Death it is then

>> No.65326649
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65326649

HAATONS HAACHAMA IS COOKING THE COCKROACHES AND RATS THAT WE FOUND IN THE SEWERS AND DUMPSTER. IT'S FUCKING RAT RAMEN AND COCKROACH TAKOYAKI LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.65328121

>>65326649
There're so many saplings around and you choose to eat literal vermin instead? What's wrong with you pigs?

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>>65328121
I'd rather eat cockroaches and rrats than actual trash (cucklings)

>> No.65328754

have any of you guys been to one of those weird lamy bars?
one of them opened on my floor and i'm kinda scared of the people who go in

>> No.65329046

>>65328754
Have you ever seen someone come out of one of those bars?

>> No.65329077

>>65329046
not often but when they do it's like they're different people, it's creepy

>> No.65329412

A bunch of armed to the teeth takodachi's have been looting and shooting a bunch of Nijisanji based mascot's rooms. Something about their livers deserving better.

>> No.65330927

>>65329412
...why Takodachi of all people? You'd think it would be Hoomans, considering the Selen drama happening right now

>> No.65331021

>>65330927
It's just that time of year Tako's go feral. Last year they got caught skull fucking the deadbeats.

>> No.65331772
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65331772

One of Kson's boys got into a fight with the last Tatsunoko up on the roof top! These fuckers have been at it for hours now.

>> No.65332592

Are the gang wars between Dragoons and Milliepedes over yet

>> No.65332717

>>65332592
It's like All Out War out there. Give them a week.

>> No.65332836
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65332836

dont go to the /freak/ block...
dont go to the /freak/ block...
dont go to the /freak/ block...
dont go to the /freak/ block...
dont go to the /freak/ block...
dont go to the /freak/ block...
dont go to the /freak/ block...

>> No.65333106

>>65328754
Hey, I think I'm on your floor. I've been going every day for the past week, and there's no need to be scared, the people there are really friendly! I'll be there this afternoon at 5:30, we can meet up and I'll show you around. I'll be wearing a blue and white coat.

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Anyone knows a way to the AI floors? I got a Christmas present for them, but don't know where to deliver it

>> No.65334780
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>>65331772
Motherfucker, is that why I keep hearing Fleeting Dream floating down from the rooftop?

I wanna get up there and watch its the end of a era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPB8cqgbjY

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Attention, tennants from the left block!
We'll be conducting maintenance checks on the fresh water pipes after the last mold outbreak. Water supply will be cut until further notice.

In the meantime, please head to the lobby to pick up a fresh pack of (see attachment)

>> No.65335984

>>65333736
It better be a pipebomb! Those fucks from the /swarm/ block won't let me sleep with all their drone noises...

>> No.65336083

>>65328121
Saplings alone are not the issue, it's the copious amount of cum they have inside after being raped all day long

>> No.65337266

What is happening in the hobby rooms? I thought they were for painting and writing but it sounds like most people in there are jacking off

>> No.65339219

>>65335984
>It better be a pipebomb!
A pipebomb is some amateur hour shit. I had my Pemaloe friend build a custom device that, according to him, can level up to 5 floors if placed correctly. But uh, I really need to know where the AI floors are, because I think it activated prematurely and started ticking faintly. If nobody gives me direction and it gets louder or starts ticking faster I'm just chucking it out of the window and hoping it doesn't blow up someone who didn't deserve it.

>> No.65339893

>>65339219
I think it would be faster if you cover it on tinfoil and let the drones bring it to their nest

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>>65331772
>>65334780
STOP CALLING IT A ROOFTOP, THIS SHIT WHERE SAPLINGS AND OTHER RETARDS JUMP FROM IS NOT A FUCKING ROOFTOP, ROOFTOPS AREN'T FUCKING REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAL SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP

>> No.65340867

>>65332836
But they say the restaurants there serve good food. It also says fine dining on the entrance.

>> No.65341869

>>65340867
"They" must either be the residents of those floors or people who have no clue what they are eating. Don't risk going there, because (you) might end up on their menu next. Would be much safer to visit a local KFP diner, at least they only cook each other.

>> No.65341876

I'm going to pretend I'm from Phase and go scout some menhera femanons. Who wants to come with me?

>> No.65341954
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>>65341876
is this how I finally find a good wife in this hellhole

>> No.65342846

>>65341954
I think you got it mixed up. She ain't a trad wife, but a tard wife. Common mistake.

>>65341876
Add 1 to the party. I want to get a bulk of menhara lolis

>> No.65345747

>>65326185
>>65326311
you fools, my bird orin shall hunt you forever if you kill me. leave me alive, and i will let you keep looting

>> No.65348788

>>65340087
you sound retarded, you should jump off that rooftop.

>> No.65350221
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It's so noise I cant hardly hear myself think about squeeebing on the rooftops!

>> No.65350401
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>>65350221
silence is closer than you think

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>>65350401
I don't see how autoerotic asphyxiation is supposed to help...

>> No.65351756

>>65351130
silly sapling, this is a tool that will help you get the voices out of your head and reach silence, just tie it to the rail and jump off from the roof you fellows always meet at with it around your neck

>> No.65355740
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>>65340087
Motherfucker, that IS a rooftop. Its just not THE roof top.

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65356546

Yeah, front desk? You might want to send a maintenance man to over to the apartments across the way. I think some rrats killed the power and they must be looking for a fusebox or something cause them flashlights are keeping me awake

>> No.65357859

>>65356546
i checked it out and apparently some nigger stole the copper wiring. ill tell the front office and they might do something about it

>> No.65359455

Just got back from that salvage run in the basements with the knight boys. We made it down like 16 levels before needing to go back since the deeper basements were starting to get flooded. Made it out with a nice haul, though.

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