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65231384 No.65231384 [Reply] [Original]

You will never be a real anime girl. You have no charm, you have no innocence, you have no moe. You are a western whore twisted by Crunchyroll and ironic weeb culture into a crude mockery of Japan’s perfection.

All the “love” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your viewers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “members” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Otakus are utterly repulsed by you. Dozens of years of social isolation have allowed weaboos to sniff out attention whores with incredible efficiency. Even lewdtubers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a weaboo. Your exaggerated sexuality is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a top level membership, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your boyfriend.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile before every single stream and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll write a short statement, hit the "Delete Channel" button, and graduate. Your riggers will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll quickly forget you, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a lewdtuber failed here. Your digital footprint will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are clips that are unmistakably that of a roastie.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

...except Lucy Pyre, she has gap moe.

>> No.65233642

>>65231384
lil too long to read.

>> No.65233693
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65233693

>Cottontail

>> No.65235164

>>65231384
I watch Lucy vods but don't watch streams because I don't want to spoil it for myself

>> No.65235270

>>65231384
Fuwamoco exist to prove this wrong. Bitches just aren't trying hard enough.

>> No.65235846

>he writes this as he posts on /vt/
stop projecting and get therapy

>> No.65237467

You ruined your funny post by shilling at the end you absolute fucktard

>> No.65241004

>>65231384
WHO?

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