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>https://youtu.be/e9Ocg7mF3KI
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING CAT LEARN???
>is known for her multiple bad luck scenarios
>there goes a single day without a calamity not strucking her
>one day
>happy about awesome day not including incidents
>11 pm
>goes to bed
>"it's nice being spared from disaster"
>11:03 pm
>7.1 magnitude earthquake
>"meh, I guess I hoped too much, at least it's just some tremor-"
>gets arm smashed by a 15kg microwave, which was comfortably chilling above her bed this entire time until the earthquake
WHAT DIETIES DID YOU PISS OFF, CAT???

>> No.649443

>WHAT DIETIES DID YOU PISS OFF, CAT???
All eight million of them

>> No.649469

>>649344
Putting a 15kg microwave above your bed isn't bad luck, it's just dumb

>> No.649553

>>649344
>is back streaming like it's nothing
I swear wtf is wrong with her, she did a 10-hour long stream singing the Nyan cat a week ago...

>> No.649694

>>649469
she has little space please understand

>> No.649824

>>649344
>which was comfortably chilling above her bed this entire time until the earthquake
>knowing full well you live in a earthquake prone country
Come on cat. You can do better than this.

>> No.649848

>>649344
Is this the one that kept breaking her jaw?

>> No.649855

>>649694
Didn't Mito said that cat does get paid well enough to able to stay on a better apartment but chose not to? Why?

>> No.649914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcQPAHDgNow&t=354s
catto got scammazd

>> No.650197

>>649855
Family or other priorities maybe.

>> No.652022

>>649848
It's her indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08

>> No.654296

Someone post the legendary International collab

>> No.654357

>>654296
https://youtu.be/YnInuWbbPk8

>> No.654363

oh shit i remember the naan making collab lmao

>> No.654393

her English is absolutely horrible
https://youtu.be/P5e4cVkC-TM

>> No.654503

>>649344
The brown cat ... of ill omen.

>> No.654541

>>649344
She needs a buff to her LCK stat.

>> No.654792

>>654393
Better than nothing

>> No.655506

>>654393
I like sushi

>> No.655940
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655940

https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1361643348272898053
The cat's microwave fell down because she slid it slightly off edge to make room for her figures.

>> No.655956

>>655940
Amazing.

>> No.655980
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655980

Name a more iconic collab than this, protip: you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnInuWbbPk8

>> No.656037
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656037

>>655940
This is beyond Nene levels.

>> No.656051

>>655940
hilarious

>> No.656103

Don't know much about nijisanji, was she the one who had to go to the hospital due to breast clamps?

>> No.656123

>>656103
>breast clamps
Bro I'm not a Nijifag, is this fucking real...

>> No.656233

>>656103
Yes, that was following putting clips on her nipples for a stream

>> No.658532
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658532

>>656103
Yes, but no. It wasn't breast clamps, she used clothespins on her on her nipples.
Breast clamps are made so they won't break one's skin and often are made that material that's easy to clean and sterilize. Clothespins are to hold even heavy clothes on wind, they actually hurt.
>>656123
Yes, it is. Storytime, anon:
>In a now deleted stream of which only a clip remains she put clothespins on her nipples (some nice moans were heard) for an endurance until 200k subscribers and they broke her skin. :
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>It resulted in an infection and green pus coming out of her nipples.
>However she was too embarrassed to go to the doctor, until she told her manager a couple days later and her manager yelled at her to stop being a blockhead and seek medical help immediately - then she still took time to tell it to her viewers, who urged her to seek a doctor.
>Tamaki went to the hospital and when the doctor asked her what happened she said her parrot attacked her and ended up biting her nipples (because somehow that's less embarrassing, apparently).
>The doctor told her to not lie because it's important to know for the diagnosis.
>She told the truth but the doctor didn't believe and the doctor asked if she wasn't lying and if she was doing wild things with her boyfriend (kek).
>Tamaki replied it was truth she did it herself for her job (thinking she'd make things worse as the doctor would think she was a sex worker).
>But then, the doctor confused Tamaki with a TV celebrity that he watched on TV entertainer who had done some wild things recently, and she went with it.
>The doctor scolded her for not taking care of her body and told her had she not gone to the hospital and received anti-biotics her nipples would come off after festering.
For you, this would be a wild ride.
But for Fumino Tamaki, it was Tuesday.

>> No.658586

>>649855
Her current room is probably fine for her. Why waste money on something you don't need and that would take far more work to maintain? Just be comfy and donate at shrine to thank gods the microwave didn't smash your head.

>> No.658634

is she okay?

my experience in japan, people almost always have shelves full of shit in their rooms. never seen something heavy like a microwave, but it's not surprising to see lots of stuff on the walls or stacked up against the walls. we're talking rooms that are like 15-16 square feet total.

>> No.659312

>>649855
girl has a wealthy mindset, good for her

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>>658532
Holy fucking shit, this cat I swear... Thanks for this anon.
Never get embarrassed to go to the doctor anons. Our cat almost made herself unable to breastfeed her future offspring...

>> No.659494

>>658532
How is this woman still alive?

>> No.659573

At least it didn't fall on her head.

>> No.659691
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659691

>>659573
This is what this cat is all about: she's always getting her jingles into the bells but never gets the bells out of the jingles...?

>> No.659926

How many remaining lives does this cat still have?

>> No.659981

>>659926
Not much I'm afraid.

>> No.660028

>>658532
this is strangely similar to Emma, except it was actually breastmilk

>> No.660107

>>658532
>Hontou ni... H-hontou ni... ArigatoOoOouu
Cat, Jesus Christ...

>> No.660165

>>655940
That's fucking hilarious. I hope she's fine but imagine having to explain that to a medical professional.

>> No.660225

>>655940
This fucking cat is gonna die by her own hands one day. Jesus christ

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660481

>>649855
Unless things changed significantly since August, Tamaki lives with her family (mother, younger sister and lots of pets - i.e. it's likely a single-parent household) and seems to be really close to them (despite she and her sister having fought live on stream once, but they made peace when she bought her sister a bag of potato chips and they apologized to each other, so it's typical sibling behavior, lol). In this case leaving family may not be easy for her.

>>658634
Considering the earthquake was 3 days ago and she just had a stream to tell the story today, she's fine.

>>659494
Cats have seven lives, anon.

>> No.660579

>>649344
dumb cat

>> No.660935

>>660481
9 anon, the saying is cats have 9 lives.

>> No.660944

That girl triggers my retard fetish so hard

>> No.660950

>>660935
Unless of course Tamaki lost two lives.

>> No.661033

>>649344
Sounds like her.

>> No.661149

>>660950
More like she's on her last two.

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662460

>>649914
>where does her money go
She fucking hands it out to nigger con-artists
This cat is literally dumb

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