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64909032 No.64909032 [Reply] [Original]

You can fix the declining population with three simple steps!

>> No.64909295

>>64909032
> intall a building dedicated to hag sex
> have a separate section with lactation stations
> another room for childcare

>> No.64909376

>>64909032
unfortunately, none of them would settle for me

>> No.64912094

>>64909032
I am not white enough

>> No.64912240

>>64909032
>Left is dead set on not having a family due to a shitty childhood with both her parents arguing 24/7 and male classmates bullying her for no reason.
>Right has Disney princess-tier requirements for you to become her husband, sleeping on separate beds being one of them
>Middle one is a menhera dyke
Abe's wish must be fulfilled elsewhere my friend

>> No.64912292

>>64909032
>plap
>PLAP
>P L A P

>> No.64912331

>>64909032
i want to lick their underboob sweat

>> No.64912332

>>64912240
Just pump your seed inside Rui

>> No.64912424

>>64909032
Put me in a room with Choco and we will fix the population issues all on our own.

>> No.64912582

kys het. Vtubers are all lesbians

>> No.64914086
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>>64912240
im going to fix all of them

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64916253

>64912582
Didn't ask

>> No.64916348

I don’t find any of these women attractive. Flare has nice legs, but Lui looks really dopey and Choco has that tryhard Sports Illustrated bikini model look to her that makes her less attractive than a more homely girl with a fat ass.

>> No.64916469

>>64909032
>one: become
>two: Jap-
>three: ...anese?

>> No.64916637

>>64912240
i sleep on a separate bed as my wife, its pretty comfy. waking up fully refreshed turned out a lot better than poking and jostling each other as we moved around in sleep. worrying about the proximity of our bodies to each other while unconscious turned out to be more about idealism than realism

>> No.64916653

>>64916348
Sir, you are a homosexual

>> No.64918949

>>64916653
Feel free to tell me what you like about them, turbofaggot. Lui’s disgusting ching chong bing bong English is like sandpaper to my dick. Choco isn’t remotely sexy. Women that try hard rarely are.

>> No.64919060

>>64912240
> sleeping on separate beds being one of them

You act like this is a problem. I’ve never been comfortable sleeping in a bed with another person. Awake all night because of them rocking or snoring.

>> No.64919074

>>64909032
I don't meet their standards.

>> No.64919190

>>64919060
Anon is a lonely faggot that desperately wants human contact to not feel so alone in the universe.
Things like anon will die young, “tragic” deaths, thankfully.

>> No.64921273

>>64912240
she's menhera, but she's not a dyke.

>> No.64924332

>>64909376
weak

>> No.64926766

I just want to hug Lui.

>> No.64928906

what if... hagyacht

>> No.64934250

>>64909032
Isn't the bird head too old for PLAPs?

>> No.64934648

>>64921273
All three are dykes

>> No.64934933

How? By masturbating and cumming into the ether again you useless incel fucks?

>> No.64935011

>>64909032
flare was the one who didn't like the tits in her original model or something right?

>> No.64935161

>>64909032
If Choco's genes are lost, the human species doesn't deserve to survive.

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64935207

>>64909032
>You Can Make An Omelette

>> No.64938902

>>64935207
Harsh but true.

>> No.64941784

>>64909032
fat tits

>> No.64941802

>>64909032
So much sex

>> No.64942282

Me? Are you sure about that?

>> No.64942636

rape

>> No.64943452

>>64909032
>dark elf saggers
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKK

>> No.64946389

>>64909032
unfortunately, none of them would settle for me

>> No.64951304

>>64909032
No I can't

>> No.64953190

>>64934648
Choco is actually a semen demon

>> No.64953793
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64953793

Chocotentei will never have a husband, she will be lonely and bullied by Subaru

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gachi

>> No.64961955

>>64912240
ganbatte

>> No.64962718
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64962718

>>64912240
>Left is dead set on not having a family due to a shitty childhood with both her parents arguing 24/7 and male classmates bullying her for no reason.
Lui-nee...

>> No.64963058

>>64916348
I didn't think it was possible to be this much of a faggot. Congratulations, anon.

>> No.64963808

>>64935011
Kronii actually

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>> No.64975694

>>64935011
Wasn't much about the tits but the fact Lack lacked the ability to draw a face that didn't made her look like a goblina at the time which forced her to run her librarian outfit almost everytime, the exception being during new year.

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>> No.64980503

>>64912240
How on earth did you manage to list one of Choco's nothingburger requirements as if it was the worst one?
She wants separate HOUSES for her and her spouse. Not just beds.

>> No.64981322

>>64980503
She sounds like my dream woman, how do I contact her?

>> No.64981459

>>64912582
i know you're joking but the idea that there might be retards who actually unironically think this is... wow...

>> No.64982931

>>64909295
So, Blizzard HQ?

>> No.64983000

>>64982931
Without the breast milk thieves.

>> No.64983105

>>64976941
>>64978878
She's got "I fuck little boys" written all over her.

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64984202

Chocotentei a cute, even if she's insane

>> No.64984415

>>64962718
I WILL save her.

>> No.64988204

>>64909032
Dibs on Lui

>> No.64988828

>>64984415
>>64988204
You guys are going to take her from my cold, dead hands

>> No.64988986

>>64988828
that can be arranged.

>> No.64989097

>>64988986
Switch to one of the other two anon. It's better this way

>> No.64993960

>>64912240
>>Left is dead set on not having a family due to a shitty childhood with both her parents arguing 24/7 and male classmates bullying her for no reason.
Imagine typing all this out and not being absolutely inspired to save this woman with your cock. Like how gay are you?

>> No.64994002

>>64988204
I'll take Flare

>> No.64996976

>>64912240
works for me nigga

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64999653

I prefer these 3 steps. Hags only have 2 or maybe 3 pregnancies left before their ovaries shrivel up, brats on the other hand can easily be knocked up 15 or even 20 times.
Now I know what you're going to say
>anon Gura isn't even japanese
I am aware of this so to compensate I will take advantage of brat's superior youth and fertility to induce additional ovulation so each of their 15+ pregnancies will be at MINIMUM triplets or quadruples thus producing orders of magnitide more children overall.

>> No.65003308

>>64909032
lolis are better
seethe about it

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