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Away! Because I don't eat it!

>> No.648831

the no one?

>> No.648838
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>> No.648842

I love the pepeloni!

>> No.648990

>>648811
I watched her Q&A and I still don't understand why she refuses to just buy a Margherita pizza.

>> No.649087

>>648990
there's a theory she likes the residue taste of pepeloni

>> No.649502

My country puts the cheese on top of the pepeloni. Haachama would struggle to AWAY them.

>> No.649519

>>648831
I always heard it as "the known one".

>> No.649536

>>648811
I want haachama to choke on my pepeloni.

>> No.649548

>>648990
>>649087
I thought it was established it's because she didn't understand how (or was unable) to order a cheese pizza.

>> No.649563

>>649536
So I just cut off Anon's dick. Away!

>> No.649607

500 years from now historians will still be debating what the strongest idol meant by this.

>> No.649653

>>649548
All this time and no one shown her that cheese pizza exists? Does she just order same shit over and over and not check what other flavors they have?

>> No.649667

>>648811
Ah, the pepeloni!

>> No.649676

>>649502
You underestimate her AWAY!

>> No.649685

I want to lick Haachama's cheesy pepeloni armpits

>> No.649797

>>649607
It's all so confusing. Here are the statements I can make out.
>1. She says she orders the domino's pepperoni pizza without pepperoni
>2. She says she likes pepperoni
>3. She says she will order the cheese crust pepperoni pizza and pull off the pepperoni
Statement 1 and 3 are in direct contradiction. While statement 2 can be true in either of the other cases, it doesn't make much sense she would order something she likes and then not eat it or order a pizza and specifically tell them to remove a thing she likes. In the first place a pepperoni pizza is basically just a margarita pizza. Why not just order that?

>> No.649849

>>649797
Maybe she eats them after? Like I know one person who pulls the cheese off, eats the sauce bread and then the cheese at the end.(its fucking weird yeah)

>> No.649916

>>649502
Pizza ear

>> No.650218

>>649797
"pepeloni AND without pepeloni"

>> No.650303

>>648811
AAH the Domino's pepeloni... has always been celebrated for its cheese pan... it is an Australian pepeloni, the no one... inspired by that same ear of pizza...

>> No.650376

Haachama orders the pepperoni cheese stuffed crust pizza and picks off the pepperoni so she can put it in gyoza, we covered this like last week

>> No.650562

>>650376
why not order a cheese pizza and put gyoza on it

>> No.650692
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650692

It's all very clear

>> No.650714

>>650692
kek
The pepeloni keeps on giving.

>> No.650830

Does anyone know the link of a dude saying the whole pepeloni thing but in dramatic and shakespearean way?

>> No.650955
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650955

>>650830

>> No.651979

>>649653
Hey now be gentle with the dumbass

>> No.652577

Haachama knows cheese pizza is a codeword. Ordering it is just playing into the globalist agenda.

>> No.654473

>>649849
She says as much that she doesn't eat the pepeloni though.

>> No.654531

>>654473
Bit she also said she likes pepeloni

>> No.654594

Guys. Haato likes pepeloni, haachama doesn't. Haato orders the chese pan pepeloni, haachama AWAY!'s them. They compromise on gyoza.

>> No.654637
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654637

Ear of pizza

>> No.654663

>>650955
Has anyone here ever done an out-loud reading of this? I kinda want to vocaroo it in my fake british accent

>> No.654676
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654676

>>650830
Yeah I gotchoo. https://vocaroo.com/11ocMbN6ornL

>> No.654687

>>654663
I'm sure they have but do it anyway faggot

>> No.654864

>>654663
Do it faggot

>> No.654879

>>654594
So do they eat fucking pepeloni or not after all, this makes it even more confusing

>> No.654935

>>654879
She doesn't. She just wants a cheese pizza but she is too retardedchama to order a pizza without toppings.

>> No.654943

>>649548
There's no way she's that dumb.

>> No.654990
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654990

>>654676
Appreciated.

>> No.655132

>>654935
Why she never tried to ask the place she's ordering at if they can do a pizza without toppings? Is she really this insane after eating shit like crocodile leg with chocolate?

>> No.655174

>>649653
I think this was when she was still friendless and with a host family that didn't care about her in Australia, so she probably actually didn't have anyone to tell her or the English to read the menu.

>> No.655182

>>655132
She eats the pepperoni with other foods.

>> No.655183

>>649797
Maybe she orders a pepeloni pizza with the pepeloni on the side.

>> No.655207
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655207

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1361342165637419010?s=09

She is an absolute Genius

>> No.655623

>>655207
This is ART

>> No.655680

>>655207
>juicyjuicy
Haachama wont be stopped. Soon holo will fall and only sora will remain as the first and last hope of the world

>> No.655748

>>648990
Because she doesn't know what that is and the absence of "cheese pizza" on the menu made her assume they didn't have it

>> No.655792

>>655748
i don't even know what that is

>> No.655814

>>655748
Doubt she even checked the menu because what type of a fucking pizza place doesn't have margarita or 4 cheese pizza

>> No.655933

>>655680
She's already been stopped by management

>> No.655975

>>655933
Fuck management.

>> No.656010

>why doesn't she eat the peloloni?
Haachama, being a subclass member of her family, is relegated to eating exclusively cheap food. If she ever comes in contact with any kind of higher quality edibles, she is under strict orders of picking it out to save it for her older and better sister to feast upon; while haachama is made to watch - as a way to make sure she knows her place.

>> No.657611

>>654676
mid, it wasn't read with Iambic Pentameter, so it doesn't sound Shakespeareian at all

>> No.657752

>>648990
The ear of the pizza is wrong on those.

>> No.657753

>>654663
I have, though I was just kinda reading it, no British accent
https://vocaroo.com/11ocMbN6ornL

>> No.657795
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657795

>>648811
You understand?
Understandable

>> No.658233

>>654663
Glad my speech impediment could come in handy
https://vocaroo.com

>> No.658251

>>655933
Source?

>> No.658281

>>654943
>skim list
>pepeloni
>pineape
>No cheese? Ok Pepeloni

Maybe aussie's call it a margherita and Japanese dominos call it Cheese pizza or something

>> No.658400

>>658251
just a rrat

>> No.658444

>>658233
might want to try that again anon

>> No.658542

>>658444
apparently its more than just my speech that is impeded.
https://voca.ro/1feSaTN9Ksza

>> No.658615

>>658542
Good job anon

>> No.659003

>>655132
She likes the residue of the pepelone, the pepel oils, just not the 'lone itself on her cheese-cheese pan.

>> No.659043

>>658542
Based, very nice anon

>> No.659100
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>>658542
>>657753

>> No.659165
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659165

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THE PEPELONI

>> No.659223 [DELETED] 

>>654594

Haato doesn't seem to like pepperoni either.
https://youtu.be/7J8hZuBz54g?t=5518
>How bout pizza? Yes, I love pizza. Pizza Pizza Pizza. Hmm... Pizza! Pizza no pepperoni!. Pepperoni pizza no pepperoni.
Also notice that Haato can pronounce pepperoni properly, while Haachama can't.

>> No.659275

>>659223
That's them fighting externally.

>> No.659284

>>654594

Haato doesn't seem to like pepperoni either.
https://youtu.be/7J8hZuBz54g?t=5518 [Embed]
>How bout pizza? Yes, I love pizza. Pizza Pizza Pizza. Hmm... Pizza! Pizza no pepperoni! Pepperoni pizza no pepperoni.
Also notice that Haato can pronounce pepperoni properly, while Haachama can't.

>> No.659316

>>659284
Now what was the point of deleting the first time if you were just gonna typo again anon-chan?

>> No.659403

>>659316


Damn, I feel dumb. Guess I'll just leave it.

>> No.659427

>>649548
No, it was established that it was because she likes the pepperoni grease cooked into the pizza but not the actual pepperonis.

She's actually extremely cultured.

>> No.660004

>>659284
>notice that Haato can pronounce pepperoni properly, while Haachama can't.
Saw that when watching stream.
Now, either she's gotten embarrassed by the widespread pepeloni memes that make fun of her pronunciation or she's weaving an intricate tapestry of naRRATive the scope of which whose murky depths we have not yet even begun to plumb.

>> No.660011

>>656010
>a friggin crocodile leg
>cheap food
????

>> No.660065

Haachama asks you for to make her a pizza and goes afk for an hour.
What do you do?

>> No.660100

>>660065
call the fire department

>> No.660101

>>660065
>asks you for to make
Haachama?..

>> No.660288

https://www.dominos.com.au/menu

There FOUR different cheese pizzas on the menu. FOUR!

>> No.660379

>>660288
AWAY! Because I don't eat it!

>> No.660540

>>660065
Put in peppeloni

>> No.660583

>>660288
yes, but how many of them have cheese in the ear of pizza

>> No.660585

>>660011
Tarantula is also expensive, but her prissy sister sees both as subhuman trash-food that are more fit to an animal like her little sister.

>> No.660590

>>660065
make pizza and put there every single bit of pepeloni in a mile radius

>> No.660658

>she's fluent in English
>said this complete nonsense for the lulz
Is that the truth? Would Chaama Chaama do this to us on purpose?

>> No.660723

>>660658
Chama is playing 4d chess with many-world interpretation time travel

>> No.660746

>>660658
Yes. This is a character after all. Is she on the level of true native? No, but close enough.

>> No.660750

>>660658
Sasuga world's strongest idol

>> No.660847

>>660750
>world's strongest idol
that's pp tenshi though

>> No.661480

>>660847
Metaphorically strongest, not physically.

>> No.661535

>>650955
>There's a non-zero chance that haachama herself may read this some day if she keeps EN pandering

>> No.662753

>>649502

Which country is that? It's the best way and the only way I have my pepeloni.

>> No.664101

>>648811
that pizza looks good

>> No.665342

>>654663
https://youtu.be/aZWSs3EYnRA

>> No.667036

Pepeloni goes on the gyoza

>> No.667428

>>667036
I thought the gyoza went on the pizza

>> No.674716

Bump for pepeloni

>> No.674751

>>667428
And pineapple under

>> No.675112

>>648811
The nip word for bread crust can translate as ear, apparently

>> No.675116

>>667036
>>667428
>>674751
So currently
>Cheese stuffed ear
>Gyoza and pepeloni topping
>Pepeloni removed before eating
>On top of pineapple
Questions remaining
>Is the pineapple cut in half and the pizza laid flat, or on the outside
>Does she eat the pineapple or just use it as a plate
>Where and how does she regularly find pineapples large enough to rest an entire pizza on?
>Where do the pepeloni go AWAY to?
>Does saying AWAY in that fashion have a purpose? Perhaps it opens the portal to the pepeloni dimension

>> No.675992

>>675116
the pepeloni goes AWAY, and then on top of the gyoza

>> No.676481

>>675992
So it's like pacman and goes out one side of reality and comes back on the other to land on the gyoza, got it

>> No.676584
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MWAH THE FRENCH PEPELONI

>> No.677161

>>659427
I'm pretty sure that was, albeit a reasonable, rrat. Pretty sure her Q/A had nothing about her liking the pepeloni or its grease and she just wanted cheese, but couldn't buy it.

>> No.677183

>>648990
Wasn’t it because the cheesy crust was only available with the peppeloni?

>> No.680205

God this is so surreal

>> No.681329

>>654637
I am amazed and baffled that this exists.

>> No.688514

>>649563
based

>> No.689877

>>660583
There isn't a pepperoni with stuffed crust either

>> No.689919

>>648811
Haachama HATES Italians

>> No.689938

>>689919
mamma mia

>> No.689976

>>689938
Haachamma mia

>> No.690194

>>689919
Haachaama-sama how could you do this to me?

>> No.691610

>>660004
https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmA
she can speak English much better then she pretends she can

>> No.691736

>>689919
Who doesn't?

>> No.691762

>>689919
No, she only hates Northern Italians. Sicilians are based and the true Romans

>> No.693950

>>691610
God that's so hot I wanna hear her talk liike that more

>> No.694009

Lads I'm gonna get a pepeloni pizza tonight.
Does Haachama have a mailing address? I don't eat this topping, so I thought she could use it for gyoza.

>> No.694842 [SPOILER] 
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694842

Alright
Which one of you did this

>> No.695219

>>694842
just make an account and turn dark mode on, you blind boomer

>> No.695392

>>695219
>make an account
>turn dark mode on
dunno what is more cringe here

>> No.695959

>>695392
here, have a (You) and go take care of those eyes anon, what do you think your oshi would say

>> No.695992

>>695959
I am convinced people who unironically prefer being constantly blasted by #FFFFFF are psychopaths and should not be engaged.

>> No.696000

>>695219
>make an account on reddit
No thanks fag

>> No.696173

>>695992
>getting your eyes raped by white text on black background is better
mentally ill zoomers do that

>> No.696206

>>676584
underrated post

>> No.702002

is tomorrow's masterpiece happening on midnight jst again? I need to reserve the time

>> No.709731

Understand? Understandable!

>> No.710295
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the pepeloni

>> No.711005
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711005

There is a chance she ate this when she was in Australia

>> No.711420

>>711005
But she always order the domino. Domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. She always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni!

>> No.711475

>>711420
That is domino, domino australia. it has pepeloni to be removed once it has been ordered

>> No.711530

>>711475
Haachama likes pepeloni. She always... she always order the cheese cheese pan.

>> No.711582

>>711005
That's way too much pepeloni

>> No.712049

>>711582
It's not enough pepeloni, she needs the greasy meat sauce to be there in adequate amounts once she removed them

>> No.712118

>>650692
THE EAR YO

>> No.712128

>>712049
Wheres the gyoza and pineapple?

>> No.712395
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712395

I wonder what she'd think of deep dish pizza
>pan pizza
>cheese ON the crust
>pepelonis are hidden under the sauce

>> No.712400

>>712128
Dominos does not supply them, Haachama-sama does!

>> No.712432

>>712395
no one but a pure American could eat that

>> No.712443

>>712395
Looks just as edible as her usual stuff

>> No.716164

imagine being the australian dominos worker who gets a phone order for the domino pepeloni and without pepeloni with the cheese cheese pan in the ear of pizza

>> No.716464

>>716164
>Oi mate, what can we getcha'?
>I-I like the cheese pi-cheese pan with the cheese on the ear, and I wantu the pepeloni on it. But I don't eat the pepeloni, so I can take it off!

>> No.716493
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716493

>>648811

>> No.716520

>>716464
>so mate, dya want it without the peperoni?
>pepeloni! i like pepeloni.

>> No.716572
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716572

>>648811
Aah pepeloni or some say peperoni.

>> No.716654

>>654990
The colours remind me of Kureji Ollie

>> No.716882

>>695219
I can turn dark mode on without having a reddit account. But maybe I'm just built different

>> No.719227

>>712432
>no one
The no one...

>> No.721581

>>712432
>italian dish
>only an american

>> No.722207

>>721581
the deep dish is pure chicago

>> No.722419

>>721581
>implying that shit is even a pizza, even more italian one
only americans can eat that

>> No.727618

Why australians even have pepeloni? Aren't they supposed to eat kangaroos, spiders and vegemite?

>> No.727734

>>721581
I'm a burger who's never left the country, and even I know Italians don't eat that

>> No.727752

>>727618
Haachama did eat a spider on camera, so I guess her time in Australia taught her something

>> No.727777
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>> No.727946

>>716493
>>716572
Ah, you were by my side all along. My true mentor, my guiding pepeloni...

>> No.728086

>The Pepeloni, ah, the Pepelone
>Dost thou perceive the thing of which I speak?
>The Pepeloni where there is not one
>That I obtain from Dominos boutique
>Of Pepeloni I am rather fond,
>I evermore request the pan of cheese
>Can words express the heart of a gourmand?
>Perhaps a drawing will do more than these
>Behold: The pan of cheese contains an ear,
>And in that ear is cheese in greater share,
>And Pepeloni on the surface, here,
>Which Dominos hath placed with such great care.
>I pluck it with impunity. Away!
>Because I shall consume it not this day.

>> No.728160
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>This entire time Haachama has been an ARG marketing campaign for dominos that has gotten. Out of hand.

>> No.728161

>>727946
>Pepeloni pizza is what reverts the beast Haachama back to Haato

>> No.728262

>>728161
ohhhhhhh...the sweet pepeloni...it sings to me...

>> No.730873

>>728262
pepeloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooni!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.731176

>>648831
>>649519

pretty sure it's "the normal one"

in Haachama's mind the default, i.e. normal, type of pepeloni is the pepeloni that comes without pepeloni on it

>> No.731429

>>728262
The cheese pan and the pepeloni are one

>> No.731455

So did management shut the story arc down or not?

>> No.731693

>>731455
Well, she tweeted that this wasn't the end of the story, so they probably just told her to tone it down a bit.

>> No.731792

official pepeloni theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0W7j04iRQ

>> No.731901

does anyone have that knight reading of pepeloni?

>> No.732640

>>731792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9KsJESRx38

>> No.733388

>>731792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCq2d6l64M

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