/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

[Anonymous No.]

EW ORISONG
BITE! カム! BITE w/ Korone - https://youtu.be/LYnhN_49tpE

>Main links
>Pandæmonium:
https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Play Dice
https://youtu.be/na6bysYNuS0
>Covers
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ
Future Star - https://youtu.be/40WoArsMQgQ
Idol - https://youtu.be/wwfW25t99fU
Crazy Scary Holy Fantasy - https://youtu.be/9EAIDwXj4Jk
>Podcast
https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Previous Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WaSJV_D0Ac&t=3582s
>Next Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOket5Yr5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEyWy-TbvU
>Free chat/current schedule:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI

>Merch (Limited):
PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/
Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"
Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelz
Promise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Bae's Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBae
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatz
https://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE

>Art Tags
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

>Getting Started
Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

stale >>64535913

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I was supposed to have a date with a girl tonight but she cancelled me so i nutted twice, once for each stream!

i dont need real girls! this australian rat plays yakuza!

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Thanks for the bread!

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Thanks for za bread

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Early bread my beloved.
I am gonna need someone to please tell me the main stuff that happened in the last stream between majima going into the rival bar to check on the girl and the massage (I was feeling bad and fell asleep during that). I didn't have time to catch up

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Thanks for the bread!
>EW ORISONG
Breadmaker-chama…

Speaking of orisong, Bae confirmed for a new song with the Honeyworks collab!

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At most I was hoping she'd get an original duet with someone but a solo original?? Color me surprised. She must have been super happy when she was selected.

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>>64582435
I think he hates the new orisong hes like "ew, orisong"

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>>64582473
>>64582435
Gomen my pasta from warosu was one letter cut off

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>>64582433
Oh man, you missed out on Mr Libido kek
Also the disco, the cult side quest, the dance battles, BREAKER STYLE

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>>64582554
just need to know the main story parts so I know what's happening, I'll catch up with the vod when I can

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>>64582580
actual story wise, it basically was just poaching the hostess -> Sagawa blackmailing Majima into killing Makoto, and a quest based around taking a girl out on a date to get info about the target before we went to the massage parlor

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>>64582462
Really happy to see this, Bae was talking about how honoured she was to be in this so I’m glad she’s got an original

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>>64582462
All these recent illustrations of Bae on official things make her look super young and thin

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>>64582580
Sagawa, Majima's "owner" told him that if he lands a hit on this vicious looking dude called Makimura, he can get back in the clan, Majima goes looking for info on Makimura and hears only good stuff about him, fast forward a bit and he arrives to the massage parlor the dude works at and storms the parlor to assassinate him but there's no one there, a blind girl comes in from behind who's actually an employee of the parlor and Majima gets stuck in a sticky situation where he either has to agree to be massaged to be labelled a thief by the girl, the former happens and the owner comes back right as the massage is done, the owner recognizes Majima's kodachi in his jacket and tells the girl to get him a pack of smokes so while he schools Majima, they both fight until they are interrupted by some Yakuza who storm into the office right as the girl comes back, the plot reveal is that Makimura is actually the girl and not the massive dude, the Yakuza shoot the owner, Majima has to fight his way out and play rescue mission with the girl, he protects her to a secluded place in an alley where she then hugs his knee and starts crying from fear as he takes out his dagger pondering whether to kill her or nor and the chapter ends, in the next chapter we switch back to Kiryu and Nishiki buying suits and she ended right as Kiryu got his new fit

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>>64583020
Yeah, Bae looks especially like a child in the Christmas merch

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>>64583020
>>64583111
to be fair, she's already super short, you give her clothing that obscures her curves and she starts looking like a child

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>>64583020
I think she likes it though, going by her not so new now outfit.

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I just beat Kuze in Yakuza 0, I'm thinking this'll be the game I try to race Bae in beating.
I wanted to do that in P5R but gave up on it due to burnout

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>>64583452
I’m currently racing her in RE2 (when it comes back) and Lies of P
It’s pretty fun

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>>64583452
You might have her beat considering she might not even have a single Yakuza stream on the upcoming schedule

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>>64583522
NTA but I only play when she is and on a harder difficulty for fairness sake

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>>64583020
The cunnification of Hakos Baelz...

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Rrat Love

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I had a feeling she was gonna be late

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SHE HATES US SHE HATES US I JUST KNEW IT SHE HATES US

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>>64583518
RE2? Aw come on, That's a little unfair considering you can beat the story in a few hours if you're a good speedrunner. Also considering it's been up in the air due to her being forced to play Biohazard 2 instead.
>>64583522
I got a whole weekend to catch up to where she'll stop in this stream. Isn't she also going back to Japan one last time before the big move? If yes that'll certainly catch me up.
>>64583672
This is my first ever Yakuza game. So me and her? WE ARE. ...on the same playing field.

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Sleepy rat soon!

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I just remembered for this...

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>>64584058 (me)
>remembered
>re-membered

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>finally get a chance to watch a Bae stream this week
>she's late for only this one
Guys I think I'm actually cursed

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Baeee....

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>>64584181
And we still never got a naked dogeza. Surely that's not enough at this point

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#SquirtWellBae

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>>64584181
to be fair she has a track record for being late at early morning (for her) member streams.

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BAES JERKING OFF TO MAJIMA PRINCESS CARRYING HER ITS FUCKING OVER

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>>64584232
What is she squirting?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Bae is fucking dead

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I guess what she had to tell us wasn't that important after all

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I will savor the taste of JWU flustered Hakotan and no one can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

Which challenge would you rather do?
MGS3 on European Extreme
or
Bae waking up for a members stream.

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>>64584267
Yeah but IIRC she's had some non-member "early morning" streams in recent weeks and she wasn't late for those
Well I'm just a bit miffed but I do miss #sleepwellbae

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Please stop donating these retarded puns, I want a zatsu not a spacha reading

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*Casts a spell to make Bae get a good night's sleep until the Yakuza stream starts*

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>>64584477
why would you do that I can't wait that long

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>>64583020
To be fair the HoneyWorks stuff follows a theme. Korone's the only teacher and even a hag like Lui looks like a child. As for the Christmas stuff, that's probably on the artist. It still came out very cute and it's probably one of the best looking acrylic stands they released so far.

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That's it I'm getting erotic to punish Bae for being larte

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>>64584439
God I hope she plays MGS3 one day

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>>64584477
Moomsuke Nanuha, I should've known you'd trap Bae in a Genjutsu...

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>>64584450
This one's an hour earlier than the usual hour early streams. It was to be expected.

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>>64584477
Hooman you're doing it wrong, you let her start the member's stream then cast the sleeping spell. Peak member's only content.

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>>64584477
Go away Mumage. As much as I love her Yakuza playthrough, I was really looking forward to this member stream. It sounded like she had important stuff to share.

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>>64584439
I want Bae to play MGS3 on European Extreme
And she HAS to complete it

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I need to get started on the yakuza streams. I watched the majima reveal only

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>>64584655

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Bae is eepy... I am eepy... we are...

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Haros Raelz.

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>>64584768
It's only 7pm...

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>>64584439
Would be nice if the remake just makes the enemy AI more intelligent. Stuff like European Extreme feels like a band aid solution to make the game feel more difficult.

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>>64584874
But it's 8am?

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>>64584874
it's 8pm actually
and I'm kinda sick very tired lately

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>>64584768
do you not sleep or what? all your posts are about that unless you are a doing a bit

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idk even what she'd talk about besides the move tbqhfamiliadesu

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>>64584971
they do call me the eepy because I do eep a lot

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>>64584993
It's an exciting topic so I'm ok with that

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>>64584477
But I wanna watch bae now

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post music bae would make you listen: https://youtu.be/SkTt9k4Y-a8

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>>64585014
Hey you're not supposed to be here this early

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>>64584993
What does she even usually talk about in any zatsu

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wait a minute, where's mioposter?

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>>64585104
Our blossoming love for each other

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I thought I could drink some strawbree milk before Bae wakes up but now that I did my tummy horts and I'm afraid if I go take a shit she will start before I come back
What do?
No, I don't take my phone into the bathroom

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>>64585236
what do you do there then?

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>>64585236
I think she often puts a few minutes buffer when she realizes she's late, I guess wait a few mins for the half-hour mark then go

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>>64585153
>mio poster always posts after bae finishes streaming
>mio poster is gone when bae is gone
uhhhh

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>>64585236
lactose-intolerant kyoudai...

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>>64585317
and mioposter also kisses girls...
and then you niggas say bae is not /here/

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>>64585317
YAB

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>>64585104
She usually chats about what she has been upto, so stuff like dancing, bouldering, what she has been eating/cooking, recordings and holo stuff. Also she'll sometime end up going on long tangents about shoes or nails.

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>>64585236
I already went while you guys were waiting

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I bet she set the time on this an hour early / her alarm an hour late by accident.

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>>64585088
why not?

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>>64585439
I thought the same
I thought 2 hours before stream was a bit egregious for a morning stream for her

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30 minutes of wait... enough to kill a bratling by now...

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>>64585317
Silly Brrat, Mioposter is Mane-chan.
We all agreed on this shit. Just like how we all agreed Suiseiposter is Calli.

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I'm looking forward to the end of chapter 6 whenever Bae does wake up, I'm sure that'll hit her hard

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>>64585479
The TTRPG was even earlier.

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She's actually on Japan time in her brain so the stream will be at 12:00 aus

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>>64585707
We're more forgiving than a general audience of her gen mates

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Guys I think im starting to hear her voice

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>>64585694
Oh yeah that part is gonna hit her in the feels

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>>64585776
My brother in Christ, that's SCP-939.
It escaped containment in the Australian facility yesterday.

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>>64585768
Yea I'm just saying it's not too early for her to wake up. She probably messed up her alarm again or something.

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>Guys..... i went to bed late last noight....

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>>64585153
>>64585317
>>64585341
I WASNT POSTING BECAUSE THERE WASNT A STREAM, SUE ME

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>>64586008
MIO POSTER GUESS WHAT
I went to the hololive store and bought a mio plush

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>>64586008
Oh good, Bae is up and will stream soon.

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I'm gonna jump off a cliff if she reschedules this to tomorrow, I won't be able to make it at this time

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>>64586066
she shrunk back in bed....

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Bae... BAE YOU DUMMYYY!!!! *Maidenly slaps her with tears in my eyes*

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>>64586124
If she just cuts out the superchat reading, an hour of chatting before Yakuza is fine. Assuming we even get that.

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>>64586008
>>64586095
ISRAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEL

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>>64586169
>>64586178
Why hasn't she learned that you don't hold on to your phone like a zoomer and put it far enough away that you can't hit snooze and fall back to sleep?

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>>64586287
either that or set mutiple alarms or have snooze every 3 minutes instead of 10

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our oshi is kinda... you know...

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>>64586062
oh that's great, share some pho-
>>64586095
>>64586214
COME THE FUCK OOOOOOOOOON

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>see bae is asleep
>go take a shower
>"hm, maybe she's back already"
>rush getting out of the shower
>she is
we are

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>>64586363
not a professional

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bae would be a terrible date cause she'd never be on time

[Anonymous No.]

Telly!

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>>64586564
that only makes her cuter

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YOUR CROCODILE TEARS WON'T WORK ON ME BAE! CORRECTION TIME!

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>>64586385
>share some pho-
ogey

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>>64586644
Those chin seams make them look fat.

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>>64586762
they're fat with love

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She's even dreaming about being late....

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Hakotan... cute....

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She told us what the news is you apes why are you asking her if it's bad and concernfagging

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Bae is EXTREMELY cute right now
imagine how bad she smells

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>>64586999
Back in your cage you wild animal

[Anonymous No.]

Hayko truly was exfoliating flames out of her face orifice.

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>>64587034
I just imagine she hasnt showered yet

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she's giving birth....

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MAMA RAT IS STILL FERTILE

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Bae's relatives confirmed fertile

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She's moving to the same city as me. Checkmate, losers. We're going to be married any day now

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>>64587256
are you in japan?

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>Paparat lacks critical information

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>Paparat doesn't know
He's gonna fucking bawl

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Bet we here the first story of paparat crying when she leaves

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Papa Rat is gonna be pissed because he built this whole-ass shed for this girl
>>64587281
Yeah

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is bae scared of telling paparat?

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Papa rat is gonna cry

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>>64587324
marry me!
I want a visa!

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I hope Bae makes sure she doesn't get scammed into renting a garbage place.

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>Chat saying to ask Calli for help with taxes
Yeah, the woman who was throwing away half her income because she wasn't doing her taxes properly.

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>>64587382
I'll marry you, anon, but you won't get any kind of spousal visa from me. I'm a disgusting gaijin

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>>64587431
fuck.

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i like this rrat

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>>64587559
rrat

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Been looking a bit myself and all the completely painted white apartments are kinda tiring. It's either that or some old 60's looking shit.

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the WHAT

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BAE'S FAMILY UNIRONICALLY BELIEVES IN RETARDED CHINESE MYSTICISM

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From what I've heard, moving to Japan to rent is a living nightmare even with a Japanese company helping you. You need to have 6 months in advance + your monthly deposit ready for people to even consider you, and most of them don't rent to foreigners

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Hunting for a place to live when you're fresh off the boat in japan fucking sucks. No one will help you overseas unless they want to scam you, so you can't find a place to live until you're already living there. It's very tempting to jump on the first place you see with room for a bed

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im legit terrified for my daughter rat moving to a different country does she even speak the language these people do

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>>64587616
>>64587627
>t. they dont have the mandate of heaven

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>>64587697
>does she even speak the language

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>>64587657
Yes, you basically pay deposits, "thank you" money, key money, lock money, fuck you for being a foreigner money, pre-cleaning money (it might not have been cleaned though), and other bullshit. Usually adds up to 6 months rent. And it's just a payment, not a deposit. You won't see it again

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tfw I'm cursed with Chinese anal bleeding because the toilet door didn't swing the right way

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I watched some videos of apartments in NYC and lol.
>Here's your 1 room apartment mate.
>That will be 6200 dollars a month please.

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>>64587779
damn hope your ass stops bleeding

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>>64587779
You have hemorrhoids because you're gay?

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She could just get a place outside of Tokyo and take the train into Tokyo when she needs to work at the studio.

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>>64587779
>Definitely not the 15 toxins in the smoggy Chinese air and local water source. You simply lack yellow in your bathrooms SE corner.

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I'm genuinely surprised to hear her say she doesn't plan on staying in Japan forever
I always assumed that was the endgoal for her

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As a guy who's never been outside my home country, moving to a new one sounds terrifying...

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>>64587870
Sounds like she only wants to live there for as long as she's working for Hololive.

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>>64587823
>>64587830
>>64587866
It was jork about feng shui anons...

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my 546 step plan to marrying bae gets closer to its goal! Just you wait!

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>>64587925
As far as moving to something as different from the west as asia, Tokyo is VERY easy. Other than the housing nonsense

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>>64587870
>>64587975
i mean, she's not putting all her eggs on a basket, that's pretty smart.
My brother left the country, but ended up having to return, and selling his stuff there was actual hel

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I didn't get a black bed because I thought women would think it looks stupid...

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Bae's thighs in the OP are too powerful...

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if you think about it... ba can be very childish

[Anonymous No.]

just how much money did she save up?

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>>64588122
Why do you even have to think about that one

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>>64588122
Keeping in touch with your inner child keeps being an adult less miserable
Just look at Koseki Bijou :D

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>americans triggered about pancakes again

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>Americans think everyone eats pancakes

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>>64588320
>>64588321
Americanhatemind...

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pancakebros can't stop losing

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>>64588320
>>64588321
Akechi is also triggered by pancakes
THEY ARE??

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>>64588320
>>64588321
s-sugoi

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>>64588320
>>64588321
Eating breakfast is for people who want more sugar in their blood. Eat eggs or skip it.
t. American

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BAAAEEE DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY KOREAN SHIT

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I will FOREVER be proud of my pancakes. I only eat them at restaurants since I don't normally eat breakfast.

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>>64588533
>>64588320
>>64588321
>American pancakes.
No thanks.

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>>64588408
eating breakfast is for normal people you stupid protein addled retard, fucking eat and stop reliying on shitty instagram fitness post made by guys who will die in his 40's
>but its tooo sweet
then eat something salty
>but i dont wanna
fine, fucking die then

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>kyalli worked a fuckload when she was younger
>Bae worked a fuckload when she was younger
They are!

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I had a strong zero for breakfast

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>Cares so much about her job she considers near bankrupting herself just to deliver the best experience to her fans

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Bae is spending our wedding funds...

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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

[Anonymous No.]

my fucking heart....

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holy shit she's so fucking adorable.

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Does Buckstars have rat milk?

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>>64588796
you dont have to make it "official" moom

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thats too cute...

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>>64588796
You're not the one providing?

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My heart has exploded

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>>64588655
Jokes on you, Mioposter, I don't even...USE INSTAGRAM!

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Child Bae was a doomer

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>>64588050
Man I'm fucking scared of this, I've already put most of my eggs here, I ain't goin back to my shithole home

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>>64589096
>child bae was

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>>64589015

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>>64589115
I'm the same way but I only have a year left on my student visa and I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a work visa in my current country...
I don't wanna go back

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Has she talked about her timeslots? Is she streaming 2 hours earlier to keep the same time or is it being moved?

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BRATLING DONT LOOK

>>64589349
This is her usual membership time

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>>64589220
Same boat here. I've delayed my graduation just for visa eligibility. It's retarded and risky, but it's the best option I've seen for me

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>>64589349
she already wants to keep the 10am JST streaming time, so no real changes to timeslots.

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>>64589363
>This is her usual membership time
I'm talking about when she moves, anon

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>>64589423
Oh shes addressed this, her timeslot isnt changing

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I'm curious what compels people if you aren't of the same race as the Japanese, to MOVE to Japan. Why would you want to jump into a world full of a completely different culture and set of societal norms just cold turkey?

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>>64589627
It looks cool

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>>64589627
Because it's fun
>t. in japan

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>>64589627
Because the alternative is modern western culture

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>>64589627
Japan isn't that different from my own culture.

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bae don't move its scary aaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>64589689
Hey man, I like Texas. I'm sure Japan is cool and all, but there ain't no place like home.

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Bae.... your rest reps....
>>64589627
Well Bae has legitimate reasons to move to Japan since that opens up a lot more opportunities work-wise, also she's basically been Japan for half a year.

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This girl CANNOT stop doing shit for her friends and family

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>>64589627
Life's short and people like new experiences.
If I could, I'd move the hell out of my shit state just like Bae is.

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Bae is the most wifeable holo by a country mile, as if we needed further confirmation.

[Anonymous No.]

>time
>time, Japan

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>Only had time to get one hour through the last Yakuza stream

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the last 2 yakuza streams. What chapter is she on? Do you think I should wait to watch them in order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64589988
Just started 5

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>>64589988
She's on Ch5

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>>64589988
She just started 5
Her last one was all Majima and kino

[Anonymous No.]

BAE PLEASE DELAY 15 MINUTES I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE LATE (BUT CUTE) HAKOTAN

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE ZATSU

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>>64590022
Damn, I love this bastard (And Bae)

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>>64590102
I'm tired of Bae showing up late to member streams / 10

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BAE IM GONNA SURPASS YOU IN YAKUZA 0 SOMEDAY, YOU HEAR MEEEE!?

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>>64590081
>>64590102
Very cute. hearing Bae be so excited about her future plans makes me happy.

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>>64590102
Cute and wifeable / 10
I kinda wish she'd take membership content more seriously though, not for personal preference (I don't really give a shit myself, I just like supporting Bae and the occasional meembers zatsu) but just because it makes it easier to sell the membership to others

[Anonymous No.]

WITNESSED
>>64590081
>>64590102
The Feng shui Godfather Master will ensure that Bae's Japan life will be blessed! /10
Really happy everything is working out for her, excited to see her plans for Febaerary and hopefully she can actually get some rest somewhere in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>only 6 hours
she HATES us

[Anonymous No.]

I really need to pick Yakuzzy 3 back up. They keep releasing new ones I want to play...

[Anonymous No.]

Alright how do I factor this new information on Bae's life plan into my Bae marriage plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590645
You've got more time to become rich before Bae thinks about settling down.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh she met shithe- I mean, Oda already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590681
But you also have to do it before Bae dies at 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590613
I just finished Kiwami 2 and picked 3 up and I'm surprised how much I'm liking it after how I saw all the discussion around it being that it's the worst one in the series
Also I just wanted to add how funny it was that 2 was literally just among us but with Koreans, I couldn't stop laughing the entire game because I just couldn't take that plotline seriously

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>>64590712
that's like 70 more years, we good

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590752
I played golf with some Okinawan politician and then I think Xenoblade 3 came out or something that made me drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590613
I'm going through it right now and I know it's optional but good lord the billiards minigame made me want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590821
I wonder if there's a list of must-do side stories for 3-4-5-6 or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Tips on not getting bodied by Mr. Shakedown?
Just met the guy, got 6,000 yen out of him before getting plowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590821
I played yakuza and did no minigames and only like 10% of sidequests

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590870
Don't get hit by his unblockables. Stop up on heat potions and weapons and heat action him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590893
I've always wondered while going through them but especially with 3 I can't imagine how shorter these games must be without all the side stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how Bae just keeps on predicting Kiryu's lines.

[Anonymous No.]

grinding on Bae's ass for the experience...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64591798
She gives a lot of XP

[Anonymous No.]

So this is what that lazy blue fish has been doing

[Anonymous No.]

For as bad as the main story is in Kiwami, that was the most fun I ever had with that battle system because of Majima everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>64591948
I guess it would be kinda hard to stream if you were bashed by Kiryu for stealing a video game, the dude punches like a truck.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae please... the minimap is right there. Look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64592670
If there's anything hololive has taught me it's that women can not read maps, especially the mini ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy friday night gamers

[Anonymous No.]

FRIDAY NIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

Friday Night and Koi No Disco are so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

just got here what did I miss

[Anonymous No.]

Oh that's cute. She thinks Majima and Kiryu will actually talk to each other in this game except the literal last 5 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>64593100
Disco, Bae becoming a real japanese business lady and bashing Goombah for stealing a Child's copy of notDragon Quest

[Anonymous No.]

Have she done the SnM quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64593435
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>64593176
KIRYU CHAN!

[Anonymous No.]

Just joined, qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

Bikes are the strongest thing in the Yakuza universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>64593568
She spent all the money she was saving for marriage with Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

Bae really is turning into Kiryu. There is nothing a fist in the face can't solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>That kino moment in the Yakuza live action where they make the staminan canonical

[Anonymous No.]

in-game foreshadowing lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>64594691
To this day, still fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>64593688
Man... i wish....
>>64590596
Well good thing I made extra coffe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad her cute burps and squeaks are back, I was getting worried in their lack thereof in recent streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>64594310
What a glorious mess that movie is.

[Anonymous No.]

that was bae's actual genuine reaction to a female

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

LEL

[Anonymous No.]

UOH SEX OS EXOSEXEXXXXESX SEOX

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WATCHING PORN WITH BAE!

[Anonymous No.]

Her reaction was fucking priceless lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna lose her mind at the idol manager minigame

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596075
Tiger obasaan is the strongest idol.

[Anonymous No.]

This is like watching someone explain something to Gon and steam starts coming out of his ears

[Anonymous No.]

>15Mil yen
The next 10 episodes will be nothing but financial real estate

[Anonymous No.]

SHES JACKING OFF RIGHT NOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596386
Yalingaling
Yalingaling
Is that a fucking chicken manager?
Yalingaling
Yalingaling

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, Marina Shiraishi. She started out with perfect proportions and now is sexiest land whale in JAV. I've busted so many nuts to her, even as she's gotten bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596593
you JAV coomers are some funny folks

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>>64596736
nta obviously
JAV fucking sucks
You have to put extra effort into finding shit that isn't censored and even when you do, the girls all make the most obnoxious noises I've ever heard in my life. I either have to mute it or I'm laughing my ass off from how ridiculous it is

[Anonymous No.]

you heard that guys, bae's gonna eat it

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596840
i watch ""amateur""" stuff
which im sure is extra immortal because maybe it features chicks in desperate need
but they havent been molded by JAV cliches yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>64595677
a picture worth a thousand words

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596840
I honestly prefer JAV censored lmao, genitals in Japanese porn aren't pleasant to look at

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596975
Shit's too hairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>64596940
I guess technically that's JAV but I consider that just porn with an asian
To me, the JAV *is* the cliche

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>>64590752
Y3 is overhated. Everyone bitches about Y3 because the enemies block damn near everything if you just button mash and the damage Kiryu does is straight ass. But the plot, while flawed, is pretty good considering SEGA rushed the game to get something on the PS3. Y4 is the true worst game in the series but gets a pass because Akiyama is a literal sex god.

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>>64597067
Yakuza 4 has an absolutely retarded story but I prefer it over Yakuza 3 any day because it's actually fun to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>64590855
There probably is but those games' substories are shit compared to Y0 and Y7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64592189
Kiwami's story isn't that bad. It's mid. Y4 and Y5, now those are bad stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64597385
It's not awful but it's incredibly boring and padded, which makes sense considering it's literally just Yakuza 1's story

[Anonymous No.]

BREAKINNGG ZA WOOOOOORDD

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>>64596840
I'll take censoring in exchange for watching the faces and bodies of those gorgeous women while they get plowed.
>the girls all make the most obnoxious noises I've ever heard in my life
You haven't looked far enough anon. The popular mainstream JAV actresses are harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

N I S H I K I
NISHIKI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64597674
Hell, all he has to do is watch those impromptu sex videos where the girl spends more time laughing than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

HOPE IT HURT ODA
FUCKING FAG

[Anonymous No.]

I love how much Majima and Kiryu fuck around with the interjections, it's great.
also
ODA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>64597674
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me. Add this to my post
>make stupid fucking forced exaggerated faces

[Anonymous No.]

Why does he roll his R's so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>64597220
That's fair. I had Y3 as the worst game in the series initially. I had Y4 just above it after I played it. However, as time passed, the frustration about the gameplay smoothed out and I appreciated the story more. Y4 was the opposite. Once my memories of the gameplay smoothed out (which is fun yes but it's not amazing) I can only remember how shit the story was.

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>>64597966
R rolling is kakkoi

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>>64598059
The thing is, I don't think any of the games have a story worth giving a shit about outside of 0, 2, and 7 (Also Judgement)

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598119
Meanwhile Bae's rolled r's...

[Anonymous No.]

With how much she likes Nishiki and Majima, just how much shock is she gonna be in when she plays Yakuza 1?

[Anonymous No.]

Bae will never lock on

[Anonymous No.]

GOOSE LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598245
She'd get filtered by that game's second to last boss so fucking hard

[Anonymous No.]

goose hate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598245
hey! I haven't played them yet! shush!

[Anonymous No.]

Bae forgot she has a style for groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598450
With how much she likes Nishiki and Majima, just how much shock is she gonna be in when she plays Yakuza 1?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bae forgot about beast style

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598245
Honestly the jump from 0 to 1 is fucking shocking. I mean, I know this was made way later. But damn. He's not even the same person
The best thing they ever did was when he returns to the massage place

[Anonymous No.]

Blind rat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598156
Maybe not the entire stories but YK1, Y3, and Y6 have moments that make can make you give a crap about them. That's more than we can say about Y4 and Y5
YK1 = Nishiki's downfall and conclusion to Kiryu x Nishiki
Y3 = Kiryu adjusting to civilian life, Rikiya's death
Y6 = Reuniting with Haruka, Kiryu's final sacrifice (at the time)

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that yakuza literally added kson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598323
Everyone does because fuck that boss. Even hardcore Yakuza fans say that boss is the worst in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598875
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598875
Yeah, in the side game that just came out and she's gonna be in 8 too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598323
Is that the assault weapon fest?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder which of the Lieutenants she likes most so far. Seems like she digs Awano way more than Kuze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599007
She won't once she gets to the part where they fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598965
Yes. The one with jobbers stabbing you while the main boss shoots you with bullets that cause hard knockdowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599007
Personally Awano is my favorite because of the end. But otherwise Kuze is my favorite. The final boss dude is just a creep with no redeeming qualities other than being less incompetent than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

REINA HATE!

[Anonymous No.]

wub bae

[Anonymous No.]

I just noticed Bae's hairstyle might actually be era appropriate for this game.

[Anonymous No.]

It's crazy that I can walk to the place this game's tokyo section is based on in 20 minutes from my apartment

[Anonymous No.]

Sachiko wants to be Kiryu' secretary in hopes that it'll end up like one of those Boss x Secretary JAVS.

[Anonymous No.]

Has she done the phone booth mini game yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did they relegate such a sick music to this part...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64598875

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599457
I am going to throw a rock in your window

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599831
And I thought this series couldn't make my penis any harder...

[Anonymous No.]

Bae is going to die from fear in a couple of days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599831
It's fucking insane that this literally exists because of hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599831
It's funny how happy they are to include wrestlers and people who are fans of Yakuza in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599831
Now I don't need to feel bad when I say I jerk off to my oshi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64600318
>an unironic tatsunoko in (almost) 2024
Damn bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>64599831
This is so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>64600428
Bro have you seen how Kson looks in Gaiden? How could I not jerk off to that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>calls Mr.Shakedown terrible
>is also someone who got bodied by him multiple times already.

[Anonymous No.]

HERE WE GO!!!! ONE OF THE BEST SUBSTORIES IN THE GAME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64600894
>She skipped it
Oh....

[Anonymous No.]

>essence of facesqueezing
>break his fucking neck
>twice

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

I'd bet Bae would want to squeeze Majima's face. In-between her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

God it's so fucking hot when she curses. I love this newish Bae

[Anonymous No.]

She's 15 hours into the game and she doesn't realize heat goes down if you don't damage to the enemy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601382
never trust bae's gaming sense, she's gettong there tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601382
shes also never locked on before in her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601382
Well she also forgot Kiryu has 3 styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64600894
HERE WE FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Not familiar with this sidequest, why is everyone going crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601462
Well, to be fair, Rush style is kinda ass in this game.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK PERV KID

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601584
We watch a grown ass man buy a child porn while avoiding the glaring eyes of judgemental women. And his secretary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601382
It's just her lack of experience in these types of games (or any types of games for that matter)
We know to look for shit like that from years of gaming. She doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>64600428
>the passage of time will make you change your oshi
so how much time do we have left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64601953
I dunno man, if my oshi stopped all activity I'd probably switch after a couple years

[Anonymous No.]

kiryu is terrified of women.
just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

I resonate with this kid because I took was exposed to porn at a young age.

Also, ngl, as someone who played this substory, it's surprisingly hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Buying porn for kids
this game has some wildly random shit in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602092
He should go into the woods and find some forest porn on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't freak out that Marina is there Bae. If she saw Kiryu buying porn, she'd probably let him tap that fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602092
Wait till we get to the part where we're training a girl in the art of s&m and we keep going when kids walk up because it would be good training to be watched

[Anonymous No.]

>A scout mission to buy a kid a porn magazine
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602253
that seems unnecessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602253
Or when 10 year old kids start yelling "VIRGIN! VIRGIN!" to Pocket Fighter when they find out he's still single.

[Anonymous No.]

Hardest mission in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Bae can you only see in 4:3 or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602386 (me)
stealth*

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602451
made me lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602090
I FUCKIN TOLD YOU GUYS THIS SUBSTORY IS HARD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602523
Yeah it's hard when you refuse to look at the minimap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602092
>>64602386
>Proud of buying porn for a child.

[Anonymous No.]

this is the face of a man that knows what hes talking about

[Anonymous No.]

that one is true

[Anonymous No.]

Bae does NOT hide her vibrator under her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602703
Ngl, i actually found my older brother's porn because he made the same mistake Kiryu did.

[Anonymous No.]

bae taunting Kiryu's virginity makes me feel things

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602852
at least you didnt find it the way i did.
the retard saved all his porn in the same disc folders where he saved our pirate movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602872
Even though she's in the same position and older

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602243
>Marina sees Kiryu buying porn for a child
>Gets wet.

[Anonymous No.]

Between this and the face squeeze music, I'm wondering what went through the music allocation staff's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602852
>physical porn
honestly I never found anything like that from my brother, but I think it's because we already had computers at that moment didn't really live the "porn magazine" era

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602770
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602703
Be a chad and leave porn mags out in the woods near elementary schools. It's how I learnt about life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603027
You should see the Beast style training minigame music, literally the best theme in the game and you only hear it in full once in the entire fucking game

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602923
>inserts disk
>clicks on "Christmas videos 2005"
>sees a file that says "Sex Maniacs IV"

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602939
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602939
Look it's not her fault her prince (me) didn't scoop her up before she committed to holo, just give me a couple years

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603027
At least Kiryu fights Kuze 3 times. His theme is dope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603290
I actually have kuze's theme on a playlist and listen to it a lot. it's so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603030
We were at the tail end of the porn magazine era. We had a computer but online porn and torrenting were only just starting to become public knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64602872
>When a woman is a virgin in her 20's
OH SHE'S SO PURE! SO DEMURE!
>When a man is a virgin in his 20's
OH HE'S A FUCKING LOSER!

Double standards.

[Anonymous No.]

bread is getting moldy

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603661
so says you, seen my share of yumes that go crazy over that

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603661
speak for yourself, the hoes LOVE my virgin swagger

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS SHUT UP KINO INBOUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>64603908
If you get bitches why are you still a virgin
Too much of a pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god I forgot about this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64604084
nta but he only said they love his virgin swagger. He didn't say they fuck him because of his virgin swagger.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, her stream isn't gonna get taken down because of this mini game right?

[Anonymous No.]

el mucho sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>64604319
Other's have played this on stream haven't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>64604540
I think youtube taking action against channels is entirely determined on how Neil's steak was cooked that day

[Anonymous No.]

I did not expect this level of kino this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>64604823
>bae + yakuza
>not expecting kino

[Anonymous No.]

This is fucking great

[Anonymous No.]

The Rat is invested.

[Anonymous No.]

So are the clippers just jizzing themselves with how much content this stream is giving them?

[Anonymous No.]

>minna
>oh thank you desu
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Purple Bae...

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605362
what is this referencing? I see chat spamming it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605410
Watch Persona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605410
Kaneshiro from Persona 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605452
Ah. Persona filters me

[Anonymous No.]

ngl I didn't expect this game to be THIS wild

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally no sound
This was a risky one bae, youre lucky your mic cant pick up your stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605504
And the main story is fucking fantastic too. Wait till she gets to the payoffs at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>Earns over 900 thousand dolllars in-game after a catfight bet
>It feeds her gambling addiction
>Gets so excited she tabs out to furiously masturbate

Why is she like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605626
Speaking of we're about to hit a pretty emotional moment, one of the best scenes in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>64605914
I don't remember where we're at
Is it the car scene in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>64606016
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... the weapons... beast style....

[Anonymous No.]

>>64606076
Gonna be real, it's a good scene but I always thought it was so melodramatic that I could hardly take it seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>A marlin gun
This game is fucking wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>64606016
not only that but also the hype as fuck kuze cutscene/fight in the sewer

[Anonymous No.]

So why did Bae put all that money into her other styles again?

[Anonymous No.]

New Bread >>64606478

[Anonymous No.]

>>64606577
Because the cost ramps up quickly and all styles has bonuses that counts for all styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>64606577
SACABAM
B U S P I S