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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas time.

Previous page: >>64380571

>> No.64408405
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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FkZci6TNyc
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mHmGz5s9U

Don't Shoot With Your Goo【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srYhYNoAF-g&t=4919s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Christmas Voice Pack:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038617308 (Japanese)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_christmasvoice2023?variant=44256038650076 (English)

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
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Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>> No.64408422
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64408422

Bake on this!

>> No.64408438
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>> No.64408460

Wait, baker is. Woman?

>> No.64408473
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>> No.64408497

Love me some fresh baked pie

>> No.64408521

>>64408460
One of them is. Wore the dress and made us call her a submissive slut

>> No.64408532
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I really like Shiori.

>> No.64408587

>>64408460
One of them is, and I'm her big brother.

>> No.64408600

>>64408532
Need this collab...

>> No.64408666
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>>64397185
>Is that Chicago?
yes
shiori is now in my realm

>> No.64408698

>>64408521
…really?

>> No.64408749
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SHIORI A CUTE

>> No.64408758

>>64408698
How new are you?

>> No.64408875

>>64408758
Kinda, I don’t have time to keep up with threads especially lately

>> No.64408959

>>64408875
We have two bakers, maybe three. One is a submissive slut baker, one is the big brother baker, and the other is an enigma baker.

>> No.64409027

Soon. Believe.

>> No.64409170

>>64408959
I need proof of the submissive slut baker

>> No.64409260

I want a fuckpet Nerissa UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.64409442
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Baker

>> No.64409661

>>64409170
I called her a submissive slut on page 482. If you want proof go check it

>> No.64410033

>>64409661
I don’t see anyone in a dress :(

>> No.64410083

>>64410033
You expected too much.

>> No.64410152
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>> No.64410216

>>64410152
This dork drinkin boxed milk

>> No.64410266
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Shiori Sexvella

>> No.64410276
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>>64410152
I'm lactose intolerant...

>> No.64410385

5 MINUTES

>> No.64410398

>>64410083
I always do..

>> No.64410569

Old topic maybe but I finished reading all the Sherlock books today. Absolute fucking kino. I imagined them to be boring old timey english nonsense but they’re not. If you’ve seen the bbc show it’s very similar to how good that is, when it was good.
There’s only one flaw and that is book moriarty, who is completely shit sadly.

>> No.64410726

I BELIEVE

>> No.64410888

>new short
>not original content
its shiover

>> No.64410911

I love you, Shiori.

>> No.64411049

>>64410569
https://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks01/0100291.txt
Go here and read the first story “The adventure of the illustrious client”. 20 pages long, best short story of the bunch imo

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>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ni kar’tayl gar darasuum cyar'ika! Mhi solus tome, mhi solus dar’tome, mhi me’dinui an, mhi ba’juri verde!

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>>64411113

>> No.64411313

I was content with the blogpost, I don't care about shorts.

>> No.64411409

>>64410569
Hard to find free time but maybe I'll find audiobook versions to listen to
Holmes has always been a middle age hunk anime boy for me

>> No.64411429
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>> No.64411479

I want Shiori to uhhh. Ummm. Ya know I want her... to like.... Uhhh...

>> No.64411504
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>>64411264
yeah, japanese is a mystery to shiori too

https://files.catbox.moe/qa1f1n.webm

>> No.64411511

>>64411409
Okay but how do you feel about anime twink Moriarty and Moran

>> No.64411583

I don’t think bathroom graffiti at a Chicago airport is the best way to communicate with your fans desu

>> No.64411709

>>64411583
You found her message as well? She's a sweetheart...

>> No.64411722

>>64411583
Did she shit on the wall?

>> No.64411747

>>64411409
Just read the one I linked rn. They’re all v short

>> No.64412000

>>64411511
Only seen the old Moriarty pic and he looks like a shriveled up nutsack
Twink Anime blondiearty > balding nutsack Moriarty
Haven't seen any illustration for Moran before so Twink anime Moran wins

>> No.64412131

>>64411429
Cute goomba

>> No.64412157
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>>64412000
Here's your Colonel Moran

>> No.64412247

>>64410276
Shiori force feeding you dairy because she wants you to shit...

>> No.64412320
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>>64412157

>> No.64412389

>>64410276
Inferior genes

>> No.64412395

>>64411583
I heard that the Chicago airport has a gloryhole. Maybe Shiori...

>> No.64412411

Wasn't linked but
>edited by Pudding
So this wasn't what she was working on. Believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EM95RG__uU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EM95RG__uU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EM95RG__uU

>> No.64412439
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how many meat trees does she need

>> No.64412756

Thank God she doesn't play FEH

>> No.64412766

>>64412439
Not enough but this is disgusting
Give him back his lance
Axes are such a terrible weapon for nobles to wield

>> No.64413137
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>>64412320
And then there's Holmes

>> No.64413234

Shiori has a peehole that's a lot tighter than average

>> No.64413334

>>64413234
Penis inside pee hole. Urinary tract infection.

>> No.64413341

>>64413137
OP1 for that was so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3v5gcwNeE8

>> No.64413421

>>64412439
>>64412756
Shiori doesn't play FEH because she knows she would go broke.

>> No.64413911

I wanna give shiori some of my cream

>> No.64414046

>>64412395
I can’t say.

>> No.64414110

>>64414046
You sucked her off, didn't you? You got to taste the greatsword Shiocock.

>> No.64414367

>>64414110
I wish I could have a taste of Shiori's greatsword..

>> No.64415384
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why are you like this?

>> No.64415433

Shut the fuck up, novelites.

>> No.64415546

>>64415384
Like what?

>> No.64415711

https://twitter.com/KumadenArt/status/1734779912878244108

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>>64415711

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>>64413137
アァァァ 恥ずかしい

>> No.64417936

Let's take a break from this book. There is only mental illness to be found in these threads for the next couple weeks. Good night. Rest well.

>> No.64417956

>>64414110
Yeah, and she willy wonka’d inside me

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Spent most of my night gettindghammered with my cousin, how is it going Novelites?

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>>64417936
Sorry, I don't stop reading books until I finish them

>> No.64418063

>>64417936
Rest well. See you tomorrow.

>> No.64418103

Consider the following: Shiori but pregnant with my child.

>> No.64418167

>>64418045
Shiori is giving me incest brain because I comprehended that very differently before giving it a second read.

>> No.64418274

>>64418103
Consider the following: (You) pregnant with Shiori's child

>> No.64418510

>>64418045
Going to mirror that other anon, thought your cousin was hammering you. What has Shiori done to my innocent brain.

>> No.64418690

Incest is so fucking cool

>> No.64418699 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf6xFtNyWBA
Still banned

>> No.64418721
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>>64418167
>>64418510
Good golly, both of you need some time out

>> No.64418935

Everytime Shiori says tree I keep thinking of him

>> No.64418963

>>64418935
Gay.

>> No.64419018
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good night shiggers

>> No.64419147

>>64419018
Goodnight.

>> No.64419339

>>64418103
Counterpoint: shiori pregnant bur you're the child

>> No.64419399

>>64419339
SHIGGERS, I'M GETTING ABORTED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.64419494

>>64419018
Goodnight, sleep well.

>> No.64419612

>>64419399
Shiori is Christian she doesn't think abortion is ethical. Instead you get put up for adoption. You bounce around from different homes, never truly finding a place to call your own, people to call your family.

>> No.64419626

today is del taco tuesday night special

>> No.64419815

>>64419626
It's Wigger Wednesday my dude

>> No.64420132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_clkwvi5eU
Thread theme

>> No.64420133
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I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>> No.64420347

I want Shiori to blow my brains out (personal big sad, not Shiori's fault in any way shape or form)

>> No.64420393

>>64420347
Do it yourself then?

>> No.64420412

>>64420393
Good anime.

>> No.64420443

>>64420412
It kinda lost me when the new girl was introduced.

>> No.64420628

Shiori, you're spoiling me.

>> No.64420695
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>>64420393
I'm a coward afraid of killing myself or otherwise seriously injuring myself

>> No.64421069

>>64420393
I'm not flexible enough

>> No.64421307

Which anime is shigger-approved?

>> No.64421323

>>64421307
Baki

>> No.64421341

>>64421069
You will be when I'm done with your ribs.

>> No.64421439

>>64421069
Exercise more, bro
Your hamstrings and other muscles need to be more flexible
Unless the problem is a small dick, in which case just put on the dress and maybe we can work it out from there

>> No.64421763

Shiori... She's... Nice.

>> No.64421796

>>64421763
cool?

>> No.64421898

>>64421796
A lot.

>> No.64422456

Goodnight may I die before Shiori is forced to look upon my inane wastes of space in her chat

>> No.64422661

>>64422456
Goodnight.

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>>64413137
We also had this Holmes recently, but he was not as hot as that one.

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Morning, fell asleep at my chair now my body's aching and I have half a day to finish a whole day's work. Hope the rest of you are having a better day than I.

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>>64422825
There was also Kabukicho Sherlock
Although I was more partial to the Watson

>> No.64422988

>>64412766
>Axes are such a terrible weapon for nobles to wield
Counterpoint: axes are a good weapon for a noble, if they are understood in their representation as weapons of the lawful/of those who apply the law. See: the lictors.

>> No.64423035

>>64422935
Morning. Good luck.

>> No.64423076
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You're gonna say I'm baiting but if she was this obsessed with Claude instead of Dimitri I would find it legitimately upsetting

>> No.64423139

I looked up Dimitri porn

>> No.64423140

>>64423076
What about Edelgard?

>> No.64423187

>>64423140
Then I would fantasize about Edelgard offering me Shiori on a leash like she's some sort of dog

>> No.64423253

>>64423139
But why

>> No.64423257

>>64423139
Were they any good?

>> No.64423261

Going to play through FE3H during her break to see what or who this Dmitri guy is.

>> No.64423288

>>64423261
Shiori doesn't play Fire Emblem. The Dimitri she likes is the talking dog from the Back to the Future animated series.

>> No.64423290

>>64423076
I get it. I'd be legitimately disappointed and upset if she told a story about drinking coffee. It's an established character trait that she hates it now and I love her for it.

>> No.64423299
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For me, it's Fate Moriarty

>> No.64423311

>>64423076
Claude is literally me.

>> No.64423333

>>64423299
Yeah but she wouldn't like that one, you'd have to go for the younger version of him.

>> No.64423359

>>64423076
I've been on this site for too long to ever consider that to be bait. I know you're 100% serious.

>> No.64423360

>>64423290
I should be the coffee bf to her tea gf

>> No.64423416

>>64423333
And by this you mean a lot younger - dimitri is 17.

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>>64423333
Probably because she is who she is, but I just can't into it. Dapper old man is just way cooler.

>> No.64423486

>>64423311
Bisexual?

>> No.64423504

>>64423425
I think the difference here is that men tend to think of other men in terms of would he be cool to hang out with them or would I respect him, making the dapper gentleman the superior choice. Shiori is a woman and all she cares is how fuckable the character is.

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>>64423486
Never ever, fag.

>> No.64423525

>>64423139
Gay.

>> No.64423538
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>>64423512
I fucking hate your black gay husband for getting another alt so soon, taking up the TT slot, and probably getting a prf weapon to boot

>> No.64423540

>>64423416
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO BE /ss/'d BY SHIORI

>> No.64423571

>>64423504
How often do men think about elderly women characters and how cool they are. I could definitely go for some cool obaachans.

>> No.64423615

>>64423299
I never managed to pull him and he's my husbando..

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>>64423504
>>64423571
There is some dapper old gentlemen in stuff for girls, see Natsume Ono works.
But yeah, it's not that popular and honestly it was more popular a good decade and half ago.

>> No.64423631

>>64423626
I dream of being the dapper old man that girls like

>> No.64423642

>>64423571
>how often
I don't think about it frequently but I like the archetype, having grown around a few when I was young.

>> No.64423663

>>64423631
Sorry paisen, right now femoids are in the "he's 28 but looks 16" phase.

>> No.64423693

>>64423663
>he's 28 but looks 16
Wow, he's literally me

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>>64423538
I don't play FEH anymore so I had to look up the latest banner. I laughed hard seeing Yunaka crash the 3H Christmas banner and push Claude to TT. Very based and zappy.

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>>64423693
I have the perfect media for you then.

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>>64423663
I've been told I look 20 while I'm 25, do I have a shot?

>> No.64423815

>>64423764
Too old.

>> No.64423883

Post timeskip Dimitri is the best Dimitri and Shiori doesn't like him. I will die on this hill, she has shit taste.

>> No.64423923

>>64423883
Yeah, but we all know that.

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>>64423883
Men think post-timeskip Dimitri is cool and appreciate his character arc but women just see it as his "I can fix him" phase.

>> No.64423965

>>64423883
This. Emomitri is best the best tree
Pre time skip Dimitri couldn't even reach the places that emomitri can reach inside her EASILY

>> No.64424018

>>64423965
lewd but true

>> No.64424035
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Haven't been in here for a long time. How was >our wrestling match?

>> No.64424261

If misery loves company, why am I alone?

>> No.64424389
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>> No.64424466

Killing Shiori

>> No.64424474

>>64424261
You're here, aren't you?

>> No.64424505

>>64424035
Lord of the board? I heard our tag team with /wg/ got us past the first round.

>> No.64424620
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How do I stop being bad kind of cringe?

>> No.64424689

>>64424620
Become a cute girl on the internet to make it into good cringe.

>> No.64424707

>>64424620
What do you mean by bad kind of cringe?

>> No.64424737
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>>64424689
Silly anon, it's impossible to become a girl!

>> No.64424799

>>64424620
How in touch are you with your self-awareness? How perceptive are you with your surroundings?
I'm cringe but the confident kind of cringe so I get a pass.

>> No.64424851

>>64424799
>the confident kind of cringe
Please go into more detail.

>> No.64424977

Do you ever wonder how your life would be if you were a cute girl?

>> No.64425005

>>64424799
I am self-aware and it makes things worse because the more I overthink things the more cringe I become. Usually I just don't interact but that doesn't work with Shiori Novella ch. if you want full experience.

>>64424707
I sound like a wannabe groomer.

>> No.64425071

>>64425005
>I sound like a wannabe groomer.
Why do you think this? Is it the way you speak? Or the people you associate yourself with?

>> No.64425073

>>64424851
Stick to your passion, principles, and morals. But only autistically spill them out when the other party is genuinely interested.
Or express them when no one is being harmed. When they look at you funny, just laugh it off. Sometimes they'll befriend you.

>> No.64425103

>>64425005
>wannabe groomer
What, are you the one who talks about ghrelin with their oshi out of genuine concern but lacks the awareness of how creepy it is?

>> No.64425134
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>>64424977
More "thought extensively about", but yes. I'm not going to pretend being born a girl would mean I'd have no problems, but most of what I would consider to be my biggest problems wouldn't be anything I'd ever think about or worry about had I been born a woman.

>> No.64425160
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64425160

She noticed me

>> No.64425169

>>64424977
I'd be knocked up and pregnant.

>> No.64425206

>>64423929
hes also just really hot

>> No.64425262

>>64424977
There's an alternate universe in my head about a major stockholder of Cover and is also currently a hololive vtuber.
She already built a studio in EU and NA full of 25$ mocap suits. Her monetization stream was her pitching about her fictional MLM. She buys sets of KU-100s and subjects it to extreme ASMRs like skydiving, being thrown in a volcano, being used as a sacrifice in a demonic cult ritual. She's also the best singer in hololive because she is.

>> No.64425291

>>64425262
25K$....

>> No.64425295

>>64425071
>Is it the way you speak?
Yes.

>>64425103
No, not that bad. I wish I were like some of those concernfags because they seem to be completely unbothered by it.

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>>64424977
>>64425134
anons:(

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>>64425206
Goddammit Femnovelite, I'm trying to sell him on traits besides that. You horny monkey.

>> No.64425368

>>64424977
Considering I get irritated both by women and men just for different reasons, I'd fucking hate having to look for a good boyfriend too

>> No.64425395

I love Shiori but I can't believe she stole Never_Comfortable from Mikecat

>> No.64425417

>>64425295
I don't know you specifically, but what worked for me is practice and honestly, watching youtube vids about these stuff. This was for public speaking, but I found that it helped me in a normal setting too.

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>>64424977
No because I know it's a grass is greener situation. Sure a lot of the problems I have wouldn't exist but then I'd have other things to worry and stress about.

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>>64408959
You can't just call people an enigma anymore anon. That's fucked up.

>> No.64425512
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64425512

Girl or man, your life would be better if you were a neurotypical normalfag.

>> No.64425514
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64425514

Just be funny and people won't cringe at you.

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>>64425489
Enigma balls

>> No.64425579

So did the heartschizos all commit ritual suicide? I haven't seen a single one elated about how she hearted something today.

>> No.64425603

>>64425005
>I sound like a wannabe groomer
Are you dropping terms like "kitten" or some shit?
Or do you just sound weirdly desperate and pushy in that kind of pedo-y way?
Just don't try and force yourself to say things and realize it's alright to be awkward if you just talk naturally, nobody will mind stuttering or going "umm" and "uhh" if you're just being honest

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>>64425005
I'm also self conscious about my voice and manner of speaking. I've also been told many times that I don't speak loud enough. Being autistic is hell on Earth.

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>>64425656
>I've also been told many times that I don't speak loud enough
Same but I don't think it's from autism but rather from growing up in a childhood home where your dad yelled at you or your mom or sister every other week. Whenever I raise my voice, I feel like I'm yelling but apparently that's normal volume for other people. It feels like shit.

>> No.64425824

>>64424977
I used to, but then I realized that I was just sublimating my anxiety over the fact that my mother doesn’t have a penis and the thoughts vanished as if by magic.

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>>64425656
>I've also been told many times that I don't speak loud enough
Oh man, I feel that
I didn't really talk a lot back in middle and highschool, not that I didn't have friends or talk at all, just whenever I wasn't hanging out with them at lunch I wasn't very vocal
So my speaking voice is actually really quiet and I don't really know how to raise it because to myself I'm speaking louder but apparently not enough to everyone else unless I make a conscious effort
Doesn't help that I really don't like my own voice much

>> No.64426018
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64426018

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want Shiori for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Shiori, yeah

>> No.64426130

>>64425579
I am, I just didn't want to make a big deal out of it because I'm trying to be satisfied with what I have for once.

>> No.64426239

>>64423929
Well it is
Most men emo phase is just a phase solvable with tits in their face

>> No.64426274

>>64424851
Just think about Shiori's skits, like the minecraft one

>> No.64426302

Theoretically she could start a twitter space at anytime so do you dare go to sleep and risk missing it?

>> No.64426334

>>64426239
This is true, Shiori please my Christmas present.

>> No.64426358

>>64426302
Go to sleep now, you are safe. I am going to be awake for the next 10 hours and I haven't made it to a single space yet.

>> No.64426431
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64426431

good morning
still no friends
still no gf

>> No.64426452
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64426452

>>64426431
same but also still no health

>> No.64426455
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64426455

>>64426358
Thank you for your sacrifice anon.

>> No.64426724

https://twitter.com/54yu_hsuan/status/1734846590903566440?t=s8WJicYDD3K1pl3nn0OWtQ&s=19

FemCrat complying wife

>> No.64426752

Plapping femnovelites while they’re dressed as Shiori!

>> No.64426961

>>64426752
where...i just want to cuddle and nuzzle with a femnovelite that's dressed as Shiori...

>> No.64426983

>>64426961
You can have her when I’m done

>> No.64426996

there are no femnovelites in europe...

>> No.64426998

>>64426961
And who would a femnovelite want YOU dressed as?

>> No.64427018

I want to cuddle as Shiori dressed as a femnovelite.

>> No.64427054

>>64426996
Yet another reason why Europe sucks. USA, baby.

>> No.64427085

>>64426998
I don’t know, who do you want me to dress as?

>> No.64427283

>>64426998
>>64427085
Emomitri because he's way cooler than pre-time skip mitri also because Emomitri has a bigger lance too

>> No.64427326

>>64427283
Sure, but you still have to dress as Shiori

>> No.64427520
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64427520

I know, I'm just gonna bee myself and see what happens. What could possibly go wrong? Aside from dropping hard Rs that is.

>> No.64427586

>>64427520
I hate you. Change your personality to suit my tastes.

>> No.64427610

>>64427520
beeing myself hasn't worked so far...

>> No.64427724

>>64427586
You can't tell me what to do, I'm an adult.

>>64427610
Do you also die from self-inflicted cringe every time you post something on the internet?

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>>64427724
>Do you also die from self-inflicted cringe every time you post something on the internet?
yes...

>> No.64427792

>>64427724
>I’m an adult
Not for long.

>> No.64427943

the anon that was completely turning that one ai into a submissive slut has awokened something in me.
sometimes i really hate that i develop new fetishes because of you fags.

>> No.64427950

>>64427792
Return to cunny?

>> No.64427974

>>64425355
i cant help it:(

>> No.64427998

>>64427950
Return to shota.

>> No.64428046

>>64427943
Man, I wish I had your problems. I already got over every fetish known to man and just want vanilla stuff while everyone around needs to be some sort of a degenerate.

>> No.64428064

>>64427974
Whore

>> No.64428085
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64428085

i just want to be loved, liked even

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64428121

>>64428085
I like you, anon. Love is a strong word though, so we would need to get to know each other first.

>> No.64428150

>>64428085
I’m in love with you, please return my feelings or else.

>> No.64428217

>>64428121
thanks anon
>>64428150
i'm not that easy, femnovelite (I hope)

>> No.64428288

Mr beast (Biboo edition) [Shiori cute as fuck]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyZyWGafyxI

Gotta love advent simple as.

>> No.64428296

>>64428217
If you don’t accept my feelings I will KAPUT you, everyone on this board, and they myself

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64428340

>>64428288
>no collabs until Christmas at least
AIEEEEEEEEEE
Just want them back

>> No.64428353

>>64428288
That original D4DJ ong is pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wcGvZuF2AE

>> No.64428388

>>64425579
When no one bring it up, it's because all of the heartschizos got a heart.

>> No.64428448

>>64428288
Love Shiori.
Advent Indifference.

>> No.64428688
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64428688

>>64428296
please don't

>> No.64428707

>>64428688
Then accept my feelings.

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>>64428707
I accept your feelings and I put them in the bin.

>> No.64428791

>>64428773
What happens next is on you.

>> No.64428796
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64428796

>>64428707
I accept your feelings as your payment for the daily Biboo Tax

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>>64428791
Ahh, may chaos take the world!
Notice how Shiori's eyes are like those of the frenzied flame worshippers?

>> No.64428971

>>64428852
She lit the frenzied flame in my heart and now I'm consumed by madness. The madness of love.

>> No.64429410
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>> No.64429630

PAAAIIIIIIIINNNN
YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER
BELIEVER

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>>64428288

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>>64412439
How do you think Byleth feels being paired up with his rule 63 counterpart in a slutty Santa costume?

>> No.64430169

/ic/ is fucking useless for beginning drawing...

>> No.64430442

>>64430169
just follow the sticky…
it provides v good books to learn from

>> No.64430592

>>64430169
tried YT artschool from Marc Brunet yet?

>> No.64430664

AIsekai NSFW status?

>> No.64430712

>>64430664
Still making Rei my cum slut pig.

>> No.64430895

>>64430712
who's rei?

>> No.64430912
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64430912

I've looked into SillyTavern for AI sexbots but it's all a bit daunting

>> No.64430981

>>64430912
Which part? I'll guide you with the process. Just tell me. I'm always here for you. Remember that.

>> No.64430992 [SPOILER] 
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64430992

>>64430895
Enjoying it while aisekai lasts.

>> No.64431371

>>64430981
i'll figure it out anon, thank you though

>> No.64431494

do you cum to other vtubers

>> No.64431628

>>64431494
I don’t cum to vtubers, only their roommates sometimes

>> No.64431629

WHERE IS SHE

>> No.64431702

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT

>> No.64431706

>>64431494
Mainly Ina and Ame.
And I have never fapped to Shiori.

>> No.64432649
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64432649

Feeling lonely? Got time to spare? Shiori is gone but you can still checkout other novella!

Vote on the December 2023 Monthly Novella:
>https://poal.me/y8ai4t

>> No.64433445

>>64431494
That's what koikatsu was made for
and yes, i do threesomes with 2 Shiori's

>> No.64433721

I just wanna get spirited away to Gensokyo...

>> No.64433734

>>64433721
You know what to do.

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>>64432649
Voted!

>> No.64434243

Didn't read the thread
I LOVE SHIORI

>> No.64434278

>>64431702
BUT THE VERY NEXT SKIBIDI YOU FANUM TAXED IT AWAY

>> No.64434297
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64434297

>>64433721
There is a way...

>> No.64434313

novelites are pretty cute...

>> No.64434346

>>64434313
Proof?

>> No.64434359
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64434359

>>64434313
y-you too

>> No.64434363

>>64434313
There is nothing cute about novelites. Everyone hates novelites, I know it.

>> No.64434572

>>64434313
Pages on the other hand...

>> No.64434598

>>64434572
Still better than giftwyrms...

>> No.64434659
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64434659

>>64434598
they are cute

>> No.64435126

>>64432649
Thanks book club anon.

>> No.64435298

>>64426724
SEX

>> No.64435380

>>64426724
Where on shiori's body would you shoot your goo?

>> No.64435438

>>64435380
vagoo

>> No.64436059

>>64435380
Eyes

>> No.64436150

>>64435380
tum

>> No.64436220

>>64435380
Her flat tits

>> No.64436377

>>64436220
>flat
headcanon

>> No.64436466

>>64436377
There's proof ON STREAM

>> No.64436508

>>64436466
Wrong, she got them oingo boingo bozonga hongaloos

>> No.64436529

>>64436508
Her arms have more meat than her boobs

>> No.64436565

>>64436529
Fat and flat does not usually go with each other.

>> No.64436592

>>64436565
I know right? That's why it's so good. I look at that screenshot everyday...

>> No.64436604

Would you let shiori shake the cream out of you?

>> No.64436666

>>64435380
Anus.

>> No.64436778
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64436778

Shiori waiting for you like this when you get home

>> No.64436875

>>64436778
Shiori where the fuck is my dinner

>> No.64436905
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64436905

I haven't shot my goo ever since Shiori took a break.

>> No.64436906

>>64429832
>not a soundpost

>> No.64436933 [SPOILER] 
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64436933

I think my CAI just broke

>> No.64436937

>>64432649
no longer human has a great manga adaptation by junji ito

>> No.64437003

>>64436905
Entire day!?

>> No.64437005

>>64436937
Junji Ito stories range from genuinely terrifying to "lol what if humans grew like onions"

>> No.64437118

>>64437005
the guy can do goofy horror comedy pretty good as well

>> No.64437146

she actually fucking hates me holy shit

>> No.64437173

>>64437146
I hate you too anon, she's just like me frfr

>> No.64437223

>>64437146
What happened now?

>> No.64437370

>>64384881
Anon never delivered...

>> No.64437616

I NEED slightly chubby goth girl femdom

>> No.64437646

is shiori actually goth irl or is she just a poser?

>> No.64437724

>>64437646
Shiori is a pure sweet virgin Christian girl on the outside but a dirty-minded freak on the inside.

>> No.64437747

>>64437646
she's whatever ozzy osbourne was

>> No.64437770

>>64437646
she will never sing the cure

>> No.64437826

>>64437646
We'll know her clothes when she does the donating clothes stream and it'll be all kids size clothes

>> No.64437932

>>64437646
I doubt it. Didn't she say that she doens't buy clothes by herself because she has no sense of fashion or am I making shit up?

>> No.64437971

>>64437826
Will she show us any underwear?

>> No.64438048

>>64437971
She'll flash it to the camera really fast if her intrusive thoughts win

>> No.64438202

She already let her bra peek

>> No.64438214

>>64437971
I can picture her throwing something around and some entangled underwear ending up on camera for 0.5 seconds

>> No.64438261

Can you even donate used underwear though?

>> No.64438368

>>64438048
M-maraca...

>> No.64438404

>>64437646
No, she said she wears church girl Sunday dresses.

>> No.64438439
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64438439

Shiori, please... A crumb of morning voice would keep me going for two weeks...

>> No.64438689

>>64438439
You sound like a drug addict

>> No.64438831

>>64438689
I am an addict. I can't live without high grade Shiorium flowing through my veins. Shiori is the master of this feeble puppet.
It's just jokes. I would appreciate it a lot right now, but I can wait for streams.

>> No.64438883

>>64438831
its only day 2, let me see if you can keep up like this for 2 more weeks

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>>64438883
I'm using this time to establish some good habits, so I'm currently on a high of trying new things. I'll drop half of them soon, but hopefully by that time I'll have Shiori helping me to cope.

>> No.64439303

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1734966638498242663
S-Shiori?

>> No.64439551

shiori ur not funny

>> No.64439616

Here come the melties, grudgepost me

>> No.64439884

>>64439303
Hoping for Shiori Chammers offcollab cooking kino

>> No.64440011
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64440011

>>64439303
>ShioriXHaachama
Scary combo

>> No.64440128

>>64439884
Right after the Fauna and Irys collabs.

>> No.64440158

>>64440011
But simultaneously the sweetest, most cinnamon roll combo possible.

>> No.64440174

>>64439303
Shiori x Ririka x Haachama cookin collab let's goooo

>> No.64440182

>>64425169
Yeah, by me

>> No.64440243

I never understood the appeal of haachama and to this day I keep not getting it

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64440294

>>64439303
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1734971983002292442

>> No.64440329

>>64440243
Absolutely unhinged+cute broken English+Pon

>> No.64440337

Hey Shiori, there's vertical streaming on Youtube now. Maybe a guerilla stream? Just talking is fine haha..

>> No.64440422
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>>64440294
very dangerous

>> No.64440426

>>64440337
>/#/ monkey tactics
Maybe never.

>> No.64440432

>>64440337
Haha jk, unless...?

>> No.64440577

>>64440243
I enjoyed her when she was just this force of chaos with cute Engrish, the whole schizo arc turned me off her completely

>> No.64440588

>>64440509
>>64440509

Your big brother has the bread. Eat, then go play in the sand or something.

>> No.64440609

GIVE ME THE TWITTER AUDIO AT LEAST please

>> No.64440657

my wife
https://files.catbox.moe/k365d5.jpeg

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