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64399420 No.64399420 [Reply] [Original]

Why do they talk like toddlers but have the taste in games and anime of hags?

>> No.64399548

kawaii UWU shit is cgdct central

>> No.64399836

>>64399420
they're trying to appeal to pedophiles

>> No.64399849

best of both worlds

>> No.64399967

>>64399836
okay nonce.

>> No.64400840

>>64399420
They are the cutest.

>> No.64400921

>>64399548
also the ywnbj audience

>> No.64401173

They are old women, veteran YouTube streamers. You probably know who they were before?

It was smart of hololive to recruit them old: experienced, predictable and easier to manage. They've got routines when it comes to streaming,
and being hololive's first duo, they rarely have to carry a stream alone.

>> No.64401663

Its the same strat as old women who try to appear young by getting botoxed up and caking themselves in 8 pounds of makeup. Its much easier with vtubing because you just have to have someone else draw you a cute anime girl and put on a high pitched voice instead of spending an hour in the bathroom every day putting on all your makeup

>> No.64402116

>>64399420
why are they so perfect

>> No.64402195

>>64399420
>Why do they talk like toddlers but have the taste in games and anime of hags?
Because both of these clearly appeal to fat rich ojisans.

>> No.64402259

>>64401663
This post was unironically written by a woman, btw

>> No.64402751

>>64401663
putting on makeup or an anime avatar doesn't magically give you a likeable personality, they are loved by everyone for their personality, nobody loves you and I can feel it through your post

>> No.64403109

Because they are hags.
Cover needs to hire more hags because they actually understand the winning lottery ticket they've been given.

>> No.64405132

>>64399420
why are OP in his 30s but act like a retard?
kek

>> No.64405612

>>64402259
This board probably has the largest proportion of women on the site. Lots of vtubers who come here.

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64406505

>>64401663

>> No.64407513

>>64405612
>>64405612
>This board probably has the largest proportion of women on the site
>What is /cgl/

>> No.64407572

>>64399420
They're ojisan groomers. Successful ones at that.

>> No.64408184
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64408184

>>64402751
You love the characters they play for their online audience because they provide nothing but positivity and pandering, you know nothing about the real people behind the performance

>> No.64408389

>>64407513
Dead board but unironically, the worst of them moved here to be gossipy femcels

>> No.64412086

>>64399836
Nah that was Gura's schtick.
These two are garnering an audience of mature men who just wanna turn their overworker brains off and enjoy really simple pleasures.

>> No.64412140

>>64399836
That's just Mococo

>> No.64413410

>>64408184
seems like a you problem, when I want to watch a venting/oversharing holo I usally stick to Kiara, which is why I can also enjoy FWMC for the completely opposite reasons, as stated by anon, just stop being a massive faggot.

>> No.64413680

>>64408184
>they provide nothing but positivity
all that matters

>> No.64413725

>>64413410
unrelated but i love kiara. i wanted to get into fuwamoco but even though im a native english speaker and not esl i had trouble understanding them unless i am paying close attention. it became too much. i have hearing loss in my left ear too so that doesnt help

>> No.64413759

>>64399836
>huge tiddys with child bearings hips are for pedos
Are you retarded?

>> No.64413776

>>64408184
>you know nothing about the real people behind the performance
nta but I do. They're exceptionally positive and always have been.

>> No.64414078

>>64408184
>you know nothing about the real people behind the performance
why should i even bother to know? fucking doxxfag, i swear!

>> No.64416861

>>64413410
That's exactly the point dipshit-kun. You don't love them and they don't love you if the the only thing you'll ever know is the mask.

>> No.64416915

>>64399420
because growing up is a scam

>> No.64416922

you couldn't make a niji graduation deflection thread even more obvious lmfaooooo

>> No.64421425

>>64399420
white album is not that old... r right?

>> No.64421491

>>64421425
>pre-2hu
yes, it are

>> No.64421609

>>64401663
Unironically this

>> No.64421655

>>64399420
Because they know what sells but they can't un-hag themselves

>> No.64421697

>>64421655
>un-hag themselves
Why would anyone want this?

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64421744

>>64407513
>>64408389
If you think about it, isn't Vtutbing just digital cosplay?

>> No.64421758

>>64416861
You are on fucking /vt/. This entire hobby is about larping as Anime girls. The greatest escapism of the 21st century. Of course I love the mask. That's why I'm here. You're here because you don't understand your customers.

>> No.64421802

>>64421697
Because the chumbud-type has mass appeal. Hag is a refined taste for a more mature palette.

>> No.64421825

>>64399420
they don't act like toddlers, your faggoty american brain just doesn't understand feminine quality when you see it.

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64421862

>>64399420
I chu chu chu them

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>>64421825
Female behavior is just inherently childish, women never mature past 14 years old.

>> No.64423895

>>64421744
lots of cosplayers are chuubas nowadays too
>>64405612
You're forgetting /d/ and /u/

>> No.64424556

>>64401173
No offence but they've been speaking to the audience like a bunch of preschoolers. I'm not into that if a woman thinks I'm like a six year old.

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>>64399420
because they are perfect

>> No.64424731

>>64399420
They are hardcore weebs and you aren't even at a fraction of their powerlevel

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64424990

me when advent debuted: holy shit, theyre so fucking boring! shut the fuck up and stop screaming! stop saying unh unh!

me now: haha fuwawa is bullying mococo again

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64425267

>>64412086

>> No.64425457

>>64408184
ignoring your text but pattinson is based

>> No.64425490

They are based. They know what us depressed ojisans need.

>> No.64425498

>>64424990
honestly it is one of the best holo generations

>> No.64425524

>>64425267
>>64425490
based anons

>> No.64425578

>>64425498
my only complaint is shioris love for ntr
just like...why

>> No.64425611

>>64425578
She's crazy, but at least she's funny

>> No.64425734

someone post the cs lewis image

>> No.64425751

>>64399420
They know how to attract actually rich men

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>>64425734

>> No.64425963

>>64399420
They don't talk LIKE toddlers, they are talking TO toddlers. Doing a session of Teletubbies for adults is not a derogatory comparison, it's a legitimate observation.

>> No.64426006

>>64399420
because they perfect

>> No.64426053

>>64425963
>Cute kayfabe = must be for toddlers
Not everything and everyone needs to be cynically insecure even though most zoomers and millenials are

>> No.64426090

>>64425751
Newest dogfuckers cope. First it was the JPs, then true anime fans, then salarymen ojisans, now they are all suddenly rich, what's next?
Just admit it - they attract retards. Of all kinds.

>> No.64426311

I want to fuck Mococo while Fuwawa watches. Fuwawa may not have any semen, not even as a treat.

>> No.64426877

>>64426053
Compare Fuwamoco Morning to the visuals of Sesame Street or Lazytown. Soft colors, happy music, gimmick characters. I'm not being cynical, I'm pointing out the fact that it directly uses the exact same elements as children's shows. The tone they use comes with the territory.

>> No.64427377

>>64426877
God Lazytown was hot

>> No.64427706

Baubait

>> No.64428697

>>64405612
Fucking disgusting

>> No.64428877

>>64399420
Because that's how they have to communicate to their equal toddler brained fanbase who act like spoil babies if they don't get what they want? Fuck the fact they had to tell you some bullshit such as "protecting your smile" says how childish and immature they view all you faggots.

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64428996

>>64413759
you'd be surprised how many normalfags seem to think that

>> No.64429281

Because they know their viewers are actual manbabies. Seriously the "protect your smile" shit is something you say to a child lmao. Any adult should cringe at that shit

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64429293

>>64399420
>Why do they talk like toddlers
I'm honestly just glad they aren't using pacifiers yet.

>> No.64429381

>>64428996
To be fair, if you are attracted to this monstrosity there's definitely something wrong with you.

>> No.64429383

>>64408184
>you know nothing about the real people behind the performance
Ah, yes, every time i buy a chair or read a book i can't help but think to myself about creator's opinion on Kosovo and what kind of coffee brewing method is the best. I mean, how could i enjoy something if i don't have 100% information on the creator?

>> No.64429685

Little kids love crass humor tho. They are the ones who think that talking about SHIT and CUM and DICKS is the funniest shit ever because it breaks their taboos and makes them feel like adults. Kids and low iq third worlders.
Once you grow up you develop a taste for the absurd and whatever breaks the monotony. Like watching Fuwawa abuse her moeblob sister while she makes weird anime noises with a Canadian accent. Or hearing them sing the OP of a smut guro VN while yelling Bau Bau in perfect sync.

>> No.64429694

>>64424556
you'll understand the appeal once you garner some more life experience

>> No.64429714

>>64429685
This, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fuwamoco.

>> No.64429736

>>64429685
toilet humor loops back into being funny again when you're older

>> No.64429815

>>64429685
This. Nowadays i read the "Best jokes about Jews" book with delight. Now i understand why my father loved it.

>> No.64429961

>>64429381
go back

>> No.64430025

>>64429685
this, like when kids love tokyo ghoul while i'm watching yuru yuri and non non biyori

>> No.64430310

>>64426877
Again
>Anything happy = for children
Why are you like this? They don't do this because it's a children thing but because they just want to spread positivity in general.
This is literally the argument of "Hitler drank water -> everyone who drinks water is a nazi"

>> No.64430452

>>64428996
>attraction to large breasts = paedophillia
typical western mess

>> No.64430468

>>64408184
That is extremely stupid and would invite more mentally ill fans to do the same.

>> No.64432922

>>64429736
It's just people lose brain cells from drinking and tard their sense of humor because of it. You didn't grow up, you just reverted back to being a retarded kid.

>> No.64433194

>>64429685
Yeah, they're at some point on the irony wraparound where the silliness and "cringe" becomes fun again.

If not only on a metatextual level in the sense that they spend hours playing up these ridiculous, absurd characters and I, a 27-year-old man, spend time watching them. Their absurdity and the absurdity that I'm watching them and spending time here talking about them is inherently funny to me.

>> No.64433421

>>64405132
He can't be over 30, else he would know why ojisans like the doggos. My guess is a jealous woman

>> No.64434396

>>64408184
Are you one of those people that legitimately thinks Hogwarts is an actual place?

>> No.64434457

>>64424556
>I'm not into that if a woman thinks I'm like a six year old.
You might not be into it, but that's the average mental age of chat.

>> No.64435189

>>64402195
You don't even need to be rich or an ojisan. Fuwawa just likes guys who are fat.

>> No.64437789

>>64399420
I feel like you answered your own question, its from all the games and anime that they like, that theyve learned how to do burriko so well.
This is why the rest of EN, with their low powerleves can't compete. They don't fully understand how to be cute and moe, thus they can't deliver anything better than a pale imitation.

>> No.64437860

>>64429381
Agreed. Elf was best girl.

>> No.64437974

>>64405612
This is unironically the only board here where I have to seriously question if the poster is a girl or guy. It's not like the old days anymore...

>> No.64438111

>>64399420
I really dont understand this type of complaint like "everyone should be the same" "everyone should act the same way"
This type of peer pressure is why western entertainment fucking sucks, is going down the toilet.

>> No.64438118

>>64437974
I don't get why women would lurk here when the only vtubers worth watching are women.
How do I get a femcel kenzoku gf?

>> No.64438156

>>64408184
As a ruffian I kind of agree with this. Not that it's a bad thing though, I watch for the performer, not the person.

>> No.64438296

>>64429685
>Fuwawa abuse her moeblob sister while she makes weird anime noises with a Canadian accent. Or hearing them sing the OP of a smut guro VN while yelling Bau Bau in perfect sync.
I need to watch them now.

>> No.64438375

>>64408184
The "characters" they play are only slightly exaggerated versions of who they actually are, retard. They're both very legitimate, very sweet, and very hard working hags

>> No.64439249

oh shit it's fwmc morning time

>> No.64442077

>>64408184
>you watch performers for their performances
Every couple of of months I forget that this board is full of mentally ill retards so I come wandering back only to be immediately reminded that it is indeed full of mentally ill retards.

>> No.64444942

>>64399420
My family is extremely broken and we all hate each other. The sisterly love between them is why I like them.

>> No.64446035

>>64399420
They do? Kinda based

>> No.64446383

>>64428996
Back in my day, we call this "projection".
Remember that Pizza guy from twitter?

>> No.64446435

>>64429685
When I was in my teens, I hated Lucky Star.
Now that I'm approaching Ojisan status, I finally understand.

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