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For the 188th time, what is Ope?!
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>hololive Christmas Voice Pack 2023 ~Present For YOU~

Next stream: Monster Hunter Rise with viewers (Mon 12/11 7PM CT)
Last stream (The Backrooms 1998)
Previous appearance (PlateUp! Advent collab + New Year Outfits Announcement on FWMC's channel)

>Birthday merch

>Other appearances
Hololive EN Advent Calendar 2023 Day 10
Hololive EN Advent Calendar 2023 Day 3
Hololive EN Advent Calendar 2023 Day 1

Cover of MOKA - Lilium
Cover of Down By The River (Baldur's Gate 3)
Unarchived assorted karaoke (Nov 2023, featuring Aradia)
Songs & Karaokes rentry
Cover playlist

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01
Previous thread: >>64204148
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

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>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
Crunchyroll Interviews

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
List of recommended streams
Information regarding membership
Appearance on other channels & mentions

>General Tools
Current OP Template

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Rissa butt

>> No.64268744

watched the Stardew open vc VOD that was pretty kek
>Nerissa makes some playful flirty comment
>Mori: "Thanks!"
Autist ice queen power, put that nerd pervert in her place

>> No.64268770

Looks like everything is ok... Damn I get nervous doing things I'm not used to.

>> No.64269060

She'll get there, she just needs Calli to warm up to her a bit.

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I hope she is having fun with her family.

>> No.64269349

It’s okay anon, we’ll take things slowly…I’ll be gentle

>> No.64269376

i love christmas cake

>> No.64269516

whatchu baking?

>> No.64269844

Just some chicken tenders.

>> No.64269867

Does baker bake while baked

>> No.64269948
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no sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

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>> No.64270591

I don't miss her, in fact I hate her
I hate Nerissa Ravencroft
I hate her I hate her I hate her

>> No.64270760

Is this part of the 5 stages of grief?

>> No.64271208

Every day Rissa doesn't stream...

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>> No.64271576
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>kiara making out with a man in her latest MV
Nerissa getting cucked
the dick alwats win

>> No.64271647

sorry Nerissa, I was preparing wawa for the Maldives orgy

>> No.64271656
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You can't compete with him, he's so exotic.

>> No.64271743

That man? Me.
So Nerissa should french me lots and lots for an indirect kiss with wawa.

>> No.64271886

Why he look like that

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>> No.64273180

I want to hold hands with Rissa

>> No.64273745

Playing with Rissa's hair and telling her how soft and smooth it is...

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>> No.64274117

I'm gonna be honest: Aradia's horns should be bigger, but we already missed that train.

>> No.64276070

Man, I hope Rissa gets her 3D model soon, it's gonna be so fun when she gets to participate in events like Kiara's end of the year stream.

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>> No.64277556

Do you think it's a mutual decision between FWMC and Nerissa to not collab (just the 3 of them, not all of Advent) because their styles and audiences are so different? I guess I would be an example of that because I have no interest in the dogs.

>> No.64277647

Nerissa wouldn't act this cool if Kiara-senpai was about to kiss her

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>> No.64278902

I haven't seen the dogs on 1 on 1 collabs so I cannot tell. They come off as a bit self-centered imo, but maybe they're nice. At least I don't Rissa hates them and she always agrees to do things, Kiwawa mentioned in her karaoke today, so maybe it's just about timing.

>> No.64278920

They've talked about how they talk off stream, but I'm not sure how they'd work together on stream, just the 3 of them. I don't have anything against the dogs, I even watch their morning show, but personally wouldn't want to watch a stream with them usually. Whether they're actually intellectually disabled or it's kayfabe, they're grating to watch for extended periods of time

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>> No.64279109

Did you buy MH rise and grinded to be able to carry her tomorrow? There's things to be done even if she's not streaming.

>> No.64279115

That's true. They're funny alone and generally really cute so I understand the love, but their voices and screams impale my ears and their kayfabe is cringe as fuck if you're not into it.

I skip every collab with them unless it's a movie since they're generally well behaved and don't ruin the atmosphere.

>> No.64279124

Rissa isn't nearly horny enough here

>> No.64279158
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So perrrty

>> No.64279431

I love how pretty she is

>> No.64280178

She looks so gorgeous here. Stretched wings model when.

>> No.64280564

Risa teaching your little girl Christmas carols as I prepare dinner. After we're done eating. your little girl tells you to listen to her. Rissa stands next to you and you both listen to her. Rissa lightly kisses your cheek and tells you to your ear "Isn't she so talented? I can't wait to see how much better she gets, honey".

>> No.64280700

Nerissa giving you world class paizuri and head

>> No.64280762

Nice palette cleanser

>> No.64281828
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Maybe she'll use it tomorrow???

>> No.64281959

She should use it for her christmas karaoke

>> No.64281976

Didn’t she say before she doesn’t like using assets

>> No.64282823

>Kiara going on Minecraft on Thursday
Will this be the first time she's on since Nerissa "redecorated" her house?
I want to see her reaction.

>> No.64282853

I don't really remember if she ever mentioned, but there's a first time for everything.

>> No.64285437
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>> No.64285521

Nerissa loves me!

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>> No.64286150

More line she probably doesn't know how to use them or set them up properly lol

>> No.64286572

Anime watchalongs with Rissa next year please.

>> No.64286762

I want her to watch yuri anime.

>> No.64288595

I want her to watch magical girls' anime.

>> No.64289256

That’s the same thing.

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>> No.64290499

liz and the blue bird watchalong please

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Sound Euphonium in general would be a good watchalong. I bet we'd get some good Rissa lore too

>> No.64291443

Generally not a fan of Naoka Yamada YA stuff so I'd pass on that one.

>> No.64291460

I pray to god she hasn’t seen it it hasn’t heard much about it. The ending may gif punch her.

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Hello again. Instead of running today, I decided do to sits-ups and push-ups. I did 30 of each defore muscles told me to stop... I think I'll have to add a bit of muscle training after running.

>> No.64292274

You’re doing a great job. Would you like a reward?

>> No.64292351

Why not, then everyone else can also enjoy it.

>> No.64292960
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Don’t spend it all in one place

>> No.64292996
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Good job Jailbird!~

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I get the feeling her next cover drop is gonna be like the last. An "oh by the way it's tomorrow" kinda thing again.

>> No.64293812

You want the burger

>> No.64294156

True, I can share my burger with my wife Rissa.

>> No.64294535
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That's a big jailbird!

>> No.64294679

I want Shiori to spank Nerissa on top of me.

>> No.64294911

I want Shiori to spank me while on top of Nerissa

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>> No.64296451

Shiori can help her there.

>> No.64296659

The Beebmesiter could as well. She's used that emo hair one a few times recently

>> No.64297730

I think all advent save her have used assets on their solo streams at this point. Maybe she doesn't indeed like them, or she likes how she looks normally the best.

>> No.64298949

I would sell my body to her

>> No.64298951
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I don't think it's not a kimono but it makes a fair point. What if it's a sexy dress with removeable jacket?

>> No.64299432

why not posting it if it's already up in the community page?

>> No.64299525

she's eepy, let her sleep first

>> No.64299780

maybe there will be some changes (hopefully)

>> No.64299798

Maybe she changed her mind about one of the days off?

>> No.64300147

I think she forgot she posted it.

>> No.64301305

I hope she does that guerrila stream, I won't survive the weekend otherwise.

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>> No.64305494

She hates us

>> No.64305497

Maybe she'll take our advice about restreaming the karaoke?

>> No.64305686

Did you forget to tab back into /shig/

>> No.64305822
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Missing the Risser and Moom :(

>> No.64306494

The pale rider…

>> No.64307636

A poor substitute I can already rewatch it whenever I need the real thing aaaaaaa

>> No.64309953

She should instead collab with the jp gorilla

>> No.64310763

She despise us

>> No.64311107

Let’s have another discussion about Nerissa today. What do you think she finds to be best in life?

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>> No.64311325

There is such thing as a removable jacket that can be worn over a kimono, it's called haori

>> No.64311326

To kiss your oshis, see them blushing before you, and to feel the moistening between their thighs.

>> No.64311435

This is good! This is good.

>> No.64311603

Rebellion really is the best group song I've seen by a gen in awhile, it definitely should be used more. I know Nerissa was the carrier, but Advent in general did a great job, people always probe them with the "Fire, Fire light the fire"~ at any opportunity, sign of a banger.

Think about it this way, professionals or not, those two genuinely seem to like the chuuni, you'd see things fall apart more often if they didn't, and Rissa herself has a great big ball of chuuni inside her. They can work together because they both actually have that youthful spirit. Its just, and some Ruffians can either confirm or deny this, but from what I see of them, they just have a good manzai routine going(they wanted to get a manzai act together as one of their goals right?), its hard to put a third into that. Kinda like how Shiori and Nerissa banter is top notch between the two, but a third makes the comedic pace fall off sometimes. Nothing to do with the actual chemistry of the group imo.

Any mecha show with good music. I can guarantee she'd enjoy Aquarion or Gravion. Cute girls and handsome guys, good music, songs you want to jam with the characters to, the works.

>> No.64311996

I know you're talking about something else but now I cannot stop thinking about Rissa cosplaying as Okita. And well, it was most about being a dress than about removable jacket.

>> No.64312253

Food, family, singing on a stage, winter onsen, warm cozy blanket on a cold winter day, a vacation with her kami oshi.

>> No.64312422

Add friends to that. I feel she's very friend-oriented and loves both pamper and being pampered by them.

>> No.64312561

To have found a place that is not only lucrative, not only allows herself to promote/improve her musical and acting skills, not only allows her to speak with and rizz up cute girls, but she can embrace the cringe soul inside everyday, and people tell you that you inspire them? Its hard to win harder.

>> No.64313566

I saw that Bae was trying the vertical live thing. You think Rissa is gonna try it before the end of the year? And would you like it?

>> No.64314617

Rissa doesn't strike me as one that cares that much about the algorithm to abuse shorts, but I dunno.

>> No.64314734

I would make both of them phuckin pregnant.

>> No.64314809

Shiori stop your horniness.

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>> No.64315188

The Ravencroft sisters

>> No.64315235

They should carry my children
I’ll carry there’s later if they’re good

>> No.64315247

Rissa is cute, not sexy.

>> No.64315336

Rissa is both cute and sexy. And also cool sometimes.

>> No.64315385

Rissa has the sexiest model imo

>> No.64315407

But a cringe dork most of the time

>> No.64315457

Nerissa really is like a wife

>> No.64315476

I can give you that.
And I agree with this.

>> No.64315503

So far we have established that Rissa is a cute, sometimes cool, definitely sexiest, cringe dork that is also like a wife

>> No.64315538

Just say it, she's perfect.

>> No.64316084

I want to be an illicit, covert love affair with Nerissa. I want us to have to hide our relationship from management and other talents, because it makes the relationship that much more exciting.

>> No.64316558

This WILL happen with one of our EN4/5 Fembirds

>> No.64316642

>Implying this is not happening with Wawa already.

>> No.64316972

Yeah that’s why I wrote it :<

>> No.64317092

Just curious, what fembird likes about nerissa apart from her voice?

>> No.64317190
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Hey, at least someone's schedule is popping off this week. The question is, will Nerissa miss the 3D live for family stuff?

>> No.64317191

Her tits and ass.

>> No.64317244

>Will Nerissa miss her wife’s 3D Live
What do you think is the answer to this anon, be serious

>> No.64317366

That would make fembirds just me except female surely that is not all

>> No.64317374

Wawa's 3D live is at the early morning for her, so she's not gonna miss it cause of family. The real question is, will she sleep early for it? Or will she just not sleep.

>> No.64317375

Well now that I look at the time...absolutely not.

>> No.64317691

I can’t speak for the others but Nerissa is very hot. I love how erotic she is. There’s also how she’s cute and a total dork and a little cringe and a wife etc etc everything else that was discussed above.
I wouldn’t be having actual aspirations about joining hololive if it weren’t for her.

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Nerissa's outline in the new outfit lineup reminds me of this

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>> No.64318245

I'm half expecting her to post a comment under the new MV actually saying that she wants to be in place of the dude.

>> No.64318435

I gonna put a bet that it'll be a kiss and that's it. Rissa is aggressive and may have kabedon'd Fuwawa at first sight, but she holds back with Kiara. I won't say what I'll bet, but I'm betting against anything more than a kiss.

Its just the gap moe. A person who is so obviously a glowstick wielding idol dork that has an avalanche of plushies in their bedroom, but has the voice and mannerisms of trying to be the femme fatale type, straining all the time not to geek out, and getting so ludicrously happy when they find someone they have kinship with is adorable.

>> No.64318705

Kiara isn't a real lesbo, she probably lays it out straight in real life meets when required since the reine episode.

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>> No.64319258

The vacation is going to be a try-not-to-be-weird challenge for Nerissa. Didn't she offhandedly (maybe jokingly) mention in one of the member streams that she was gonna try and collect sweat or scent from Kiara on one of the pillows she's gonna bring? The woman is not normal.

>> No.64319482

They're gonna kiss on the third day. It's gonna be playful at first but it will escalate. Rissa will put her knee between Wawa's legs and grind a bit. After a few seconds they will stop, look at each other in the eyes, get embarrassed and laugh it off, then go through their day. The night before the last day Wawa will tell Rissa if she wants to drink something at the bar, and Rissa won't find a way to say no. They'll talk while drinking something sweet and get drunk, then they'll try to go to sleep. But Wawa will tell Rissa that she's really glad they went to this trip together on the elevetor, and Rissa will cry cause she's so happy. Wawa will get really flustered and take Rissa to her room to calm her down, then they'll look to each other's eyes and kiss again. After that, they won't be able to stop.

>> No.64319716

They’re going to fuck in the airport bathroom.

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>> No.64319862

>her room
They only got one and they are sleeping in the same bed...

>> No.64319872

I’ll never not be upset that this meme didn’t get more people to watch D4DJ.

>> No.64319992

Well, the point is that they're gonna fuck.

>> No.64320250

She technically said that but the way you worded it makes it sound worse than it should.

>> No.64320395

Abandon all hope


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>【MONHUN】Playing with YOU!
She loves us

>> No.64320718

Well, hold on. The person might have a point. Ain't no way someone gets that much thirst thrown their way and nothing happens. Its weird that she has this really sexually charged persona, but it goes nowhere. Nerissa seems like the real deal down bad, she just gets anxious and embarrassed about it, while Kiara feels confident, but gets scared off by a whiff of a real tiger, like with Marine. If we used Mob Psycho, Kiara is the Reigen, and Nerissa is Mob, the "protégé". Not to knock Kiara of course because Reigen is pretty cool and she has her cool moments, but just my take.

Also, the last MonHun collab with Biboo made me think of something. Nerissa's dad likes Slayers right? Because the man sounds more like Phil every time I see him. And Nerissa is his little Amelia. Its an idea that has lived rent free in my head.

>> No.64320746

I don’t have MonHun or switch online even rip

>> No.64320900

You know, she could just be les/bi but now too big on the sexy things. Some people need to be in a relationship before doing the dirty.

But now that you mention it... Holy fuck you're right, she's fucking Amelia. And Shiori would be like, a goth Rina.

>> No.64321086

I keep considering getting a switch but then remember than paying $350 for a console then paying $60 per game for just a chance of maybe playing one round with Nerissa would be really dumb.

>> No.64321120

I don’t know what the Fuck you just said but I’m electing to get mad anyway.
Maybe Kiara is just a bit prudish, aren’t most Germanic types? Just because you’re a dyke or faggot doesn’t mean you’re down to fuck all the time.

>> No.64321166

You also need to buy online.

>> No.64321220

True, true, some people need more time. I know guys are meme'd as wolves who'll pounce on anything, but quite a few are scared stiff until really comfortable.

And I think Shiori is more Zelgadis like, dry humor, somewhat awkward, very blunt, seemingly hard to approach but very loyal. Give her a pinch of Xellos too though.

>> No.64321331

I get your point, but Amelia is kind of a Rina fangirl so... And Maybe mor Xellos than Zelgadis, she's too much of a dork and has too many weird fragments.

>> No.64321346

No ironically I am starting to believe that Goslings and heart schizos are the sanest people on this thread.

>> No.64321417

??? Did you mean to post this in /shig/

>> No.64321424

We have heart schizos???

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She was sitting on me in this thumbie btw.

>> No.64321537

You don't like my horny smut and plap plap posts???

>> No.64321594

Yeah, of course not all the time. I didn't imply she was jumping the first female cosplayer who'd DM. But I think I am totally right even with a great rapport with Rissa, she'd tank, because she feels that bit extra shy in contrast to the rizzmaster people say she is. Nothing wrong with being that way, just noted the contrast.

>> No.64321737

Rissa is gonna plap all the EN branch and you're gonna like it.

But yeah, Rissa is both flirty and very shy, so if you call her flirt, I feel she'll blush and say "it was a joke teehee pero".

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Lesbians have unironically skill issues when it comes to getting laid. How does a straight girl flirt? Send ambiguous signals. How do you think most lesbians flirt? Just as the straight girls do, so now you have two useless dykes that just send ambiguous signals to each other instead of just eating some carpet. This is why lesbians move in after the second date since they have been hanging out for years sending these ambiguous signals.
So if you are a lesbian that is just a little bit dommy mommy bitch then you have an all you can eat buffé since you are the only non-useless lesbian in a sea of lesbians

>> No.64322027

As a dyke I want to say this is incredible oversimplification and really only applies to online interactions BUT I also have never left my room so I actually don’t have much experience irl so. Yeah. I’ve gotten into so many girls DMs by just being a switch. Very fun times.

I don’t see how this has anything to do with Kiara kinda bring a bit prudish though. Like, she’s still a dyke/bi but sexual topics just seem to bother her.

>> No.64322222

I wanna see Rissa in all her different swimsuits!!! I know she said she only has a single one but that doesn't mean she won't buy more in the maldives.

>> No.64322384

Hi Kiara, can you please settle this discussion?

>> No.64322476

Ok guys, we and Wissa are not gonna plap. But that's because I don't like plaping at hotels, and I don't want my cute little baby cat to hear us when she visits me.

>> No.64322552

You can plap in the airport bathroom

>> No.64322655

Ok but that's SO unhygienic. I prefer to wait to visiting her... But after she moves out. I don't want her dad suddenly coming in with steak or food while we're busy.

>> No.64322697

Focus on your stream, Kiara

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Ripped version.

>> No.64323404

And a classically trained semen demon

>> No.64323888

>Can't play MH with Rissa because of joycon drift
Life is pain

>> No.64324161

Everyone knows the protip in long banging sessions is staying hydrated. You wouldn't be the first person to bang while your SOs parents are downstairs. You'll have the true bro experience, except not getting chased out with a weapon!

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Nice amount of views for a meme song.

>> No.64325071

Holy fuck, never underestimate the power of memes.

>> No.64325287

>And also cool sometimes
She's never cool for more than a second
She always drops the spaghetti
Rissa is pon

>> No.64325552

The fact good MVs covers sometimes never get that many views or other Hololive ones don't in that many weeks even moreso. Proves short, snappy memes dig in faster, I see some remixed short version covers get millions of views in a couple of weeks. Which means that unlike what >>64314617 said, you should never look down on shorts. Even Rissa, with her retro love has had the brainrot of Tiktok memes engulf her. Its a powerful strat, and most are going for it or YouTube wouldn't have even bothered with shorts to begin with.

>> No.64325722

I'm hungry, Rissa should cook spaghetti for me.

>> No.64325784
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There's not enough paizuri art of her.

>> No.64325894

Imagine Rissa inviting you to her house for a lunch with her family. You get there and sit at the table with them, have some tasty food, and at the end Mamarissa asks you if you liked the food. You say yes, that it was one of the best meals you've had in a while. She then looks at Rissa and tells her "Look, your future husband loves your cooking!" And she gets beet red. Paprissa eyes you a bit angry, but you know it's cause he's very protective of his little girl.

>> No.64326324

Anon, I'm gonna have to ask you stop. You're making this drought week worse!

>> No.64326471

>brainrot of Tiktok memes engulf her
Btw, tiktok isn't that bad if you watch content that genuinely interests you. I recently downloaded it to follow artists (I like those speedpaint videos), and the algorithm is surprisingly effective—better than youtube's, which I find much worse.
I come across some incredibly interesting videos on drawing, painting, animation, art, nature, and science that you won't find anywhere else. The format is quite immersive, especially when watching with headphones at night in bed.

I get it, I used to think tiktok was just for zoomers and gen alpha, but now everyone and their grandma is there. I have to admit, in many ways, it's better than youtube. I wish youtube shorts were more popular, they seem to be losing ground against tiktok. As for streaming, I'm unsure if they're winning against Twitch, but streaming on tiktok is becoming increasingly popular too

>> No.64327541

Man, I wish there was more Rissa lewd fanart.

>> No.64327882

You can always commission them. I got a rissa commission on a waitlist, hopefully it'll be out by the end of the year

>> No.64328068

I'm a bit broke rn but maybe next year. I prefer when artists draw her out of their own volition tho, it makes me think "yeah, everyone agrees she's sex".

>> No.64328893

>You can always commission them.
NTA I know she said she's fine with them but I'd feel bad paying for lewds when she doesn't get that much high quality sfw fan art as it is. I almost feel obliged to get her something cute/cool first and only then commission one where she gets sexually obliterated.

>> No.64329157

My commission will be more on the tamer side, it COULD be lewd but it won't be the focus

>> No.64329488

They say streamer reflects fans. Which aspect of Rissa's personality you think reflects yours?

>> No.64329569

The horny aspect

>> No.64329727

I'm insecure as fuck

>> No.64329732

Everyone ITT is just going to say horny.

>> No.64329868

The insecurity and stubbornness to learn new games.

>> No.64330055

Fair. I don't think I'm the same kind of horny as her tho.
Her being insecure it's, without being mean, a treat to see for me. Getting to see how she grows little by little every day, how she gets more comfortable in her role, and how she tries her best as to not disappoint, makes me very happy.

>> No.64330231

I’m horny

>> No.64330282

i wish i was worthy of her love

>> No.64330398

Anon, as long as you do your best in life and are kind to others, you're worthy of love.

But Rissa is my wife already, look elsewhere.

>> No.64330421

I wrote this

>> No.64330513

Are you a cute girl

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>> No.64331030

Then you aren’t worthy of my love either until you become one

>> No.64332252

Aww man, i wanted to play MH with her but i just noticed she's gonna play it on Switch...

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>> No.64332889
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The baby fever and desire for a large Christian family >>>/wsg/5373117
Nerissa I know you will read this, babe go find your husband on Christmas day midnight mass, its a fantastic opportunity. I remain praying for you. God bless you and your family.

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>> No.64333223

I'm a bottom

>> No.64333248

Ai slop is your friend

>> No.64333378


>> No.64333484

His existance is proof that there's no god... Or that god hates everyone, no other options.

>> No.64333689

I just find it funny that he choose Nerissa, the horniest woman in EN, to be the object of his sick fetish. It’s the most clear case of not watching streams I’ve seen.

>> No.64333861

Can you really blame him tho, Rissa is too amazing. He most probably went full schizo after realizing he would never have a chance.

>> No.64334013

Yeah I can blame him because it’s fucking sick

>> No.64334033
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Thats just a song?
>the object of his sick fetish
You're projecting yourself onto me. I'm just trying to guide her to a husband

>> No.64334099

Rissa is not even /here/, anon. You're gonna have to look for another way to guide her.
And Ave Maria is also just a song yet you used it as an example last time, please be consistent.

>> No.64334147

It's not even like Christians have a monopoly on having lots of kids. Onerissa excluded, they hardly seem like a devout family. Grandma hanged with Elvis and Dad is into anime and ttrpg, which in their day would have been majorly taboo in christfag circles

I don't have any hate for our local christfag schizo, we're all odd and want to plap Rissa, they just want to wait until marriage and only for breeding and only in missionary with the lights off. I prefer Goslings desu but to each their own

>> No.64334162

Nothing in this world gets me more aggravated than christfags.

>> No.64334220

I can't accept it. Sex is for fun and maybe for breeding if you think it'll save your crappy marriage, not for three pumps and go to sleep.

>> No.64334311

You are way too permissive of this faggot coming here and shitting up the thread. Like I said last time, if he wants to fuck Nerissa that’s fine, everyone wants to, but cross posting his stuff here, forcing Nerissa to be something she isn’t, and promoting his book is just annoying.

>> No.64334421

TradCaths lead the most boring sex lives, no wonder most of them are cunnyfags. It’s the only exciting parts of their sex lives.
No sex before marriage, no anal, no bjs/hjs/any type of sex that doesn’t lead to pregnancy/sex ONLY for the purpose of procreation. It’s sad.

>> No.64334461

This is very funny actually leagues better from the normal dead hours /vt/ is just a NFA board in general

>> No.64334517

BTW midwest bros now's your time, start looking for choir group performances this weekend if you're bored

>> No.64334539
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Maybe I am being too lenient, but I can't force myself to care so far, it's amusing if anything. If it becomes a regular thing, then we'll have a problem. Also when Rissa gets sick of the unfulfilling 'only for breeding' sex she'll come knocking, just like they all do behind closed doors

>> No.64334677

Man, being tradcaths sucks. I guess that's why they have the second highest rate of infidelity.

>> No.64334755

Yes, you are too lenient. If you don’t nip this shit in the bud it’ll become an issue. It’s like a cancer.
Also Nerissa has a yuri harem that will last her a life time

>> No.64334936

>and only for breeding and only in missionary with the lights off
That is not Catholic dogma. As Saint Augustine says
>as often as a husband and wife enter into the sexual embrace in a state of grace, they are growing in grace and glory
Yes we wait until after marriage but then your free to go hard. Its the only manner to beget children after all.
>if he wants to fuck Nerissa that’s fine
I dont, stop projecting yourself onto me.
>promoting his book
I posted a book recommendation, that I didnt even link. Get over yourself faggot, are you going to get upset when I recommend reading the lord of the rings?

>> No.64335030

You could at least made an example with a good book, faggot.

>> No.64335153

Boring vanilla sex leads to unhappy marriages, who would’ve thought.

If you don’t even want to fuck her, why are you even doing this? This is just pushing your faggot desires onto people for the sake of doing it. That makes it worse, at least wanting to fuck her makes sense.
Aldo recommend a good book and not your christfag schlock.

>> No.64335352

Btw, I'm participating in this shit and all cause these are normally dead hours. When Rissa is streaming, I hope you all are commenting on how well she plays instead of feeding the troll or doing some other faggot shit.

>> No.64335538
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>they have the second highest rate of infidelity.
You pulled this out of your ass. Christians and whites have some of the lowest rates of infidelity. The same cannot be said for asians since you all have loveless marriages.
>If you don’t even want to fuck her, why are you even doing this?
Im Catholic, we treat everyone as a brother or sister. I like Nerissa and she is walking down a path that will lead to loneliness and misery, I am trying to correct her. Anime and weebs were a mistake, look around, everyone is a coomer and lonely. Sex means nothing to Christians, we are not coomers, love means everything. And without the love of Christ you cannot know love. Convert my friend so that you can know what love is >>>/wsg/5365153

>> No.64335584

I mean, that’s what we usually do. I just don’t want other anons to be too lenient with this, even during dead hours. I’d rather argue with the neah fag or the /u/sister.

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>> No.64335699

Based. I want something like this.

>> No.64335872

Poor anon, trying to cope. You most probably are not even your father's son. But it's ok, he still loves you cause he thinks your mom was faithful, just like you.

>> No.64336036

oh shit is this real?
she's gonna be real happy about this

>> No.64336066

i need nerissa on a primal level

>> No.64336176

Rushia eh

>> No.64336495

A desire to not feel constrained because I might like things other think are weird. I liked she feels that societal pressure but wants to be free of it.

Friend, as a Christian, I'll tell you that's baloney. There are plenty of anime fans, quite horny ones in fact, who are married and happy with kids. The worst thing, is having kids to just say "you're complete". Its great having a significant other, to feel that love, which is why as social animals we cling to trying to form bonds. I loved when I was in college and had a girlfriend, long distance but was exhilarating to have someone when I was in a rough road in college, was ready to haul up and go several states for her, but was betrayed by her and bunch of her friends. One should never be desperate for love, you find it and cherish it but don't hoard it. Much less think going to church is automatically going to get you someone.
I mean hell, Rissa's sister Aradia, is happily married and she likes anime. Trying to tell people anime fans can't find happiness is BS.

I hate to be that guy and preach, but nobody take this person seriously and feel shame for yourselves. You want to dump vtubers? Fine, but never tell people of being ashamed of their own hobbies when they harm nobody. That ain't Christ-like.

>> No.64336664

Holy based. The one good Christfag

>> No.64336795

Ah, a fellow Watamate. Good taste.
Man, she got an Itasha quite quickly, goddamn. Has anyone else in Advent gotten one yet?

>> No.64336844

monhun but my cock is the monster and rissa is whipping and hitting it until my jizz comes out

>> No.64337003

Rissa's fans are successful or bound for success because she is so inspiring and full of demon sex magic, it only makes sense that she got an Itasha

>> No.64337654

True, her lore is pretty much that she has enchanting miasma emanating from her so I guess we're all intoxicated by inspiration and a little cringe on the side.

>> No.64337664
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Today I ran 10 min!!! I still feel like shit after that tho. But a bit more than before!!
I got donuts to celebrate, just two. My problem is not my weight, just that I've been out of shape for far too long

>> No.64337671

Am I really bound for success? I sure hope I am.

>> No.64337877
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The thumbnail for her next stream kinda makes it look like one of those coom edits where you just see the person's facial expression and a fountain of cum spraying from outside the frame. Except her's is kinda murky brown for some reason. Just thought I'd share that.

>> No.64338104

What's your height and weight anon? I was lifting consistently for a while but an emergency surgery took broke up my schedule and I lost my focus, have to get back into it.

>> No.64338317

I'm 5'9 and 110lbs, give or take. I've always been really scrawny so that's no problem, it's just years of not exercising.

>> No.64338390

I really wish you all join Monster Hunter Rise, jailbirds!! It''s gonna be on Switch. Be there or be square!!

>> No.64338783

Thanks Rissa but I don't have a switch

>> No.64338814
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Nerissa's been naughty...

>> No.64338862

I want to have a naughty christmas with rissa

>> No.64340265

Always so naughty~

Man, I really want to like the dogs but... I'm just gonna be positive and say they're not for me.

>> No.64341528

>Sweeney Todd watchalong tomorrow
Holy fuck jailbirds why does your woman keep pumping out the best musical kino so often
Is this going to be a members stream?
I watched this so many times as a kid, I genuinely got so happy seeing it on the schedule

>> No.64341555
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>> No.64341601

It doesn't say so it should be open to all, but she'll clarify today.

>> No.64341623

Shamelessness, and I don't mean the sexual kind.

>> No.64341686
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There she is

>> No.64341749
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Remember to get the movie ready for tomorrow!! It's almost the same version as amazon, but the company logos are reversed at the beginning, you just need to correct skipping a second ahead at the beginning.

>> No.64341807
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My wife!

>> No.64341902

She's so pon.

>> No.64341967

Oh god please let me in

>> No.64341987
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The devilish diva is eepy even after days off

>> No.64342073

Being eepy is not about how much you rest, it's about who you are, and she's god's sleepiest soldier.

>> No.64342326

>if you manage to get in

>> No.64342397

Good luck to you Jailbirds who make it in. Do your best!

>> No.64342464

Hungry skeleton damn, sure you're not a deadbeat?
I have the same problem of just not eating enough, I understand.

>> No.64342532

>Never forget
>Never forgive
Was Sweeney Todd a hackerman?

>> No.64342636
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>> No.64342748

Male mentioned

>> No.64342813

It is how it is.
Haku is not just any male, it's a dragon.

>> No.64342867

Fuck im never gonna get in the room

>> No.64342948

It's this faggot again.

>> No.64342980

Skill issue, I get in the room every night.

>> No.64343112
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Seems like this twitchnigger might send fewer SCs but he'll still happily hog rooms with Nerissa.

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>> No.64343154

Good news, we're on ultra low latency again

>> No.64343157

Lootrissa Goblincroft

>> No.64343170

Stop being a namefag, anon.

>> No.64343211

Yeah I like that.

>> No.64343245

Isn't that the fuck who posted member's content?

>> No.64343308

Yes, the same one.

>> No.64343371


>> No.64343398

>Four player lobbies
Nice fucking game bingtendies

>> No.64343432

nah that faggot has to be called out and publicly shamed

>> No.64343529

But you have Rissa being cute right in front of you. Why do you give attention to some random faggot instead of Rissa.

>> No.64343584

Shut up Stratoz, it's pathetic enough you would clip your own reaction in a stream but to post it from a members stream on Twitter is even worse.

>> No.64343723

Man, I'm not even defending the fag, it just gets on my nerves that isntead of talking about Rissa, I have to read about a fag. I hate when you all make someone a kind of celeb, even when it's from hate.

>> No.64343771

She's so hungry for Dango

>> No.64343801


>> No.64344181

Just play

>> No.64344213

Sending you my luck, jailbird. Also, I hope the people who got in twice let the others try.

>> No.64344253

Thanks anon
I'll let you guys know if I get in

>> No.64344300

She's a little… you know… but that's cute!

>> No.64344315

Don't waste 20 minutes of your 2 hour hardcap on a fucking menu

>> No.64344367

She's kinda dumb

>> No.64344402

Consider suicide

>> No.64344414

She should consider being a better streamer

>> No.64344450

Remember to ignore bait, jailbird.

>> No.64344608

Even though she's not good, this game is more fun to watch than many (most?) of the games she plays

>> No.64344613

We're bumplimit and it's nice to voice it once in a while as a treat to myself

>> No.64344740

Cannot argue with that.
I think it's fun if you know MonHun? But for me it's inconsequential. At least she can talk a lot so better than the backrooms in that regard.

>> No.64344784

>maybe pc
one day pcbros...

>> No.64344820
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Which one of you anons is this

>> No.64344870


>> No.64344874

not him but he's right
let other jailbirds have a chance to play with rissa

>> No.64344893

I'm just listening to her voice. I don't really care for MonHun.

>> No.64344896

mutual likes are skipping the queue btw since they can join from a menu

>> No.64344907

I wish I played multiplayer games that weren’t 4X strategy games.

>> No.64344936

How do you join the game? There a code she shows or something?

>> No.64344941

You know what, I actually lol'd reading this. Good for him, I hope Rissa notices him one day

>> No.64344968

I have no clue how this game works, but if that's true then fuck them. Let others have a chance.

>> No.64345042

If you wanna try letting her know without pointing at him, just write "man, I didn't get in AGAIN". If you like being direct, just call him out saying "Nerissa, there's a guy who just doesn't let the other get in"

>> No.64345087

The guy literally said he only sends SCs to get attention and you think he's going to leave?

>> No.64345137

Hope she does realize she shouldn't let the same players in more than 2 times

>> No.64345184

If she set up a room and gave out the code she could cycle people in and out

>> No.64345338

Yes the tower defense mode in Rise is as boring as it looks

>> No.64345525

I think she's still stuck in 2view mindset and thinks there arent that many people trying to play with her.

>> No.64345591

I mean just leave a comment at the end, "Hey Nerissa, it would probably be more fair to let people only play once per stream."

>> No.64345608

That's a good point went through this with the superchat stuff last week

>> No.64345878

Now's your time to tell her you hope to get in instead of the same 4 people.

>> No.64346224

>I think she's still stuck in 2view mindset
To this day I cannot forget that she wanted to announce a gimmick for when she reached 100 members as if that would take any sizeable chunk of the stream. Woman, wake up, you're vtuber nobility now.

>> No.64346415

She's one of us.

>> No.64346450

>and now i'm going to fuck her for 2 weeks straight!

>> No.64346453

She's just like me...

>> No.64346950

thanks for telling her mane-chan

>> No.64346960

Thank you Rissa, you're way too nice to them, but thank you.

>> No.64346964

kek that was 100% manechan

>> No.64346971

There you guys go!

>> No.64347002

Respect for mane-chan, she reads chat.

>> No.64347026

We love you mane-chan

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>> No.64347059

Mane-Chan is the baker here, anon

>> No.64347116

Tsk Tsk, having to beg some Jailbirds to take turns like they are 12 years old.

Hope some of you getting in treat her right.

>> No.64347134

Is this a fact? Or did we agree not to take our meds in this one.

>> No.64347137

I mean this too is part of growing as a Hololive talent. I do wonder why there isn't some established guidelines for new talents though like.

>Read SCs at the end
>Only play with people once per stream

>> No.64347136
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How is her casual talking voice so fucking SEX?

>> No.64347185

why should the corp decide how a streamer interact with her fans?

>> No.64347219

>1 damage
>3 damage
>1 damage
>7 damage
Is she HELPING at all?

>> No.64347243

she's there to be cute

>> No.64347258

because these issues aren't unique and the solutions are always the same

>> No.64347277

She's the eye candy, do you even watch the stream bro?

>> No.64347280

Without her no one would be fighting, she's paramount.

>> No.64347290

She literally said "I'm just eye candy"
She'll upgrade when Biboo can help her.

>> No.64347320

Yellow numbers good grey bad
She's probably using the gear that gets you through the base game faster but isn't keeping up with upgrading it either. Pretty much only standard ammo too so not a lot.

>> No.64347345

Bruno must die

>> No.64347433

wasn't paying attention, what happened with bruno?

>> No.64347437

Hmm 2 guidelines which everyone follows for good reason is deciding how the streamer interacts with their fans?

>> No.64347452

we don't talk about him

>> No.64347459

He must die. It's written just up there, jailbird.

>> No.64347504

Sometimes she's actively hindering!

>> No.64347566

Good, jailbirds need a challenge with how experienced they are.

>> No.64347575

She is so lost and confused.....

>> No.64347752

That guy? Me.

>> No.64347782

Don't say that Rissa, my futa fetish will return

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>> No.64347839

Who's that gura fag and what is he doing here

>> No.64347912

the local chumbud that drops by sometimes, probably

>> No.64347923

I think there's a chumbud since the beginning of time here, but I haven't been here that long.

>> No.64347958

We have done local chumbuds. With their oshi "quiet quitting" they have to go somewhere. They're also generally cool

>> No.64347998

The chumbud speaks this one doesn't I doubt

>> No.64348005

How do I join her bros?

>> No.64348127

She really does need more emotes. An ope and bonk emote would be great

>> No.64348186

Btw baker, how do you know when to bake the next one?

>> No.64348217

No, she is one of us, and its great seeing one person who is honestly, completely that, enthusiastically telling us about how she struggled to get 5 minutes of playtime with her oshi. Even with how liked she was, and she was liked, she stayed humble. That is admirable.

Anybody thinking this isn't big dumb fun is silly.

I like how she is just genuinely chuuni. But she definitely has League PTSD from playing with randoms. We all know she is a casual, but she is afraid of being called out.

>> No.64348334

If using this mod, I usually start preparing at 10.

>> No.64348475

Maybe I'll try it tomorrow. You bake better anyways.

>> No.64348533

Seriously? On a light week? A collab that started an hour before her is still going.

>> No.64348573

It's a phone it in kind of week. Was expected.

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>> No.64348678

That person? Me I wish

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>> No.64348723

>Mococo will never gargle your natto

>> No.64348748

Wrong tab, anon.

>> No.64348755


Preparing new thread.

>> No.64348785

I am the most retarded ruffian

>> No.64348799

press x to doubt

>> No.64348843

The competition is wild, I'm proud of you. Nothing agaisnt ruffians, but I wouldn't miss the chance

>> No.64348967

Congrats to the anon who was able to stick out his gyatt for Nerizzler.

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>> No.64349091

thanks chef

>> No.64349488

Did she talk about restreaming her karaokes?